Original subtitles

Previously on Jackie chan adventures

this is Jade, your niece.

I have a niece?

I cannot read these inscriptions.

Very old writing.

The dark hand has connections

to nearly every criminal activity in existence.

Their leader is valmont.

You're telling me one man stopped you?

Tohru, bring me the shield.

Uncle: Jackie!

I have found what the inscriptions mean.

They are incantations,

but the shield not important.

Of course the shield is important, uncle.

Everybody I meet today wants the shield.

Shield not important.

The talisman in the center of the shield is.

That is where the magic lies.

Shendu: Valmont, are your men blind?

It would seem. Those possessed of sight

might have taken note

that the shield contained no talisman.

Why's the boss taking guff from a statue?

Uh, 'cause it talks.

Now, if my promise to you of unspoiled riches

were as empty as that shield...

Rest assured, shendu,

you will have your talisman,

and I will ensure that Jackie chan

never again interferes with the dark hand...

Ever.

Jade: Chinese food?

I just moved here from Hong Kong.

Can't we get some Tex-mex?

Jackie...

The rooster talisman possesses enormous power.

What's it do?

Manners, Jade.

Ancient legend speaks of 12 talismans...

One for each animal of the Chinese zodiac,

each possessing a different magic.

What kind of magic?

Jackie: Jade...

Legend also says the talismans were scattered

to the 4 corners of the globe.

If this or any talisman should fall into evil hands...

Jackie'll give 'em smackie

with his lightning fists of steel!

Hey, when are you gonna teach me some of your moves?

Later, Jade.

Humph.

Uncle,

do you really believe in such a myth?

Ow!

Does that answer your question?

Jade: Jackie, check me out!

I got the moves!

Hee-yah!

Jade?

Not indoors!

Aah!

Fire!

Aah!

My niece is very sorry.

Whoa! Aren't you, niece?

I am such a dork.

I was just trying to get you to teach me, Jackie.

The wise seek power within themselves.

The foolish seek it within others.

Until you harness the power

within yourself, I cannot teach you.

Huh?

It means you must have the discipline

to behave yourself. Now eat your food.

Power within. Got it.

Mmm.

Don't eat like a baboon!

You should chew your food.

(Swallowing and gulping)

Hello? Chew soup?

Help me out here.

She's your niece.

(Swallowing)

Ahh. Tastes like chicken.

Ooh, dessert!

"Danger looms in your future."

We must be very cautious.

Pff. You listen to a cookie?

Evenin', chan.

Never mock the cookie.

Where's the talisman?

Come on, let's go. Man: Check, please.

Hgggh!

Go, Jackie!

Unnh!

Ha!

Leave the rough stuff to Jackie.

(Grunts)

Go, uncle.

Thank you for dining with us.

(Gasps)

The talisman!

It was right there. They took it!

Come on. We can catch 'em.

Stay with uncle.

Come. Sit.

(Gasps) The restaurant manager!

He looks very angry.

Where?

Ayah.

Mr. valmont, sir.

It didn't go quite as planned.

Regale me.

Well, we stomped chan.

Stomped him good.

But we didn't see any talisman.

You will be punished.

Shendu: Hindsight, valmont.

But perhaps the blind can be made to see

with the eyes of a dragon.

"Stay with uncle."

Tcch. Didn't say which uncle.

Who has the keys?

He's coming!

(Jackie panting)

Hmm.

(Screams)

What's the big...

Oh. Uh, hi.

You followed me?

What do you hear when I talk?

Tell me, does it sound like blah blah,

blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah?

Jackie.

This is not funny. This is dangerous.

(Muffled)

See?

Dangerous.

Come on!

Aren't you gonna whomp 'em?

(Panting) Ancient Chinese proverb...

Do not fight when you can run.

(Panting)

You go that way. But...

Go! You'll be safer away from me.

(Panting)

Huh?

Why are they chasing me?

Please have 4 wheels.

(Grunting)

Yes!

Nooo!

Jade!

Sorry. I'll bring it right back.

Whoa!

Ohhhh!

Jackie, you rule!

(Gasps)

Aaaah!

Whoa! Hey, kid, watch where you're going!

No!

Huh?

How'd I do that?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Jackie!

No cutting in line.

(Grunting)

Jackie!

Grab on!

Help.

Why do you want the girl?

Unnh!

Oh, ninja-man...

(Grunting)

I don't understand why they were after...

Jackie, the coolest thing ever happened.

I went right off the bridge, but I didn't fall.

I, like, stopped in midair,

and then I ran back just like in cartoons.

I can fly.

Jade, enough fooling around.

Fooling around? I just saved your butt!

Language, Jade.

The dark hand is after you,

and I want to know why.

Unh.

The talisman.

I don't have it! You guys have it.

Don'tcha?

Ungh.

Oh, uh...

Tohru: The tracker points to the girl,

but she does not have the talisman.

Well, it must be hidden on her somewhere, tohru.

I'm sure she didn't eat it.

Shendu: Man is much the wiser

when he looks within.

I understand.

And while you're at it...

Eliminate Jackie chan.

Jade: Hello?

Let me out of here! I mean it!

Just wait'll. The jackinator comes to.

You guys are gonna get so creamed.

Jade?

Jackinator?

(Elevator bell rings)

Tohru: Aha.

Aha, what? What's aha?

What are you gonna do with that?

Oh, boy.

The rooster thing's in my stomach.

But when did I...

The restaurant! The restaurant!

How could you not notice you swallowed a golf ball?

I told you to chew your food.

It was soup!

Never mind. We have to get you out of here

before he gets the talisman out of you.

The magic uncle was talking about.

I'll fly out!

(Groaning)

(Straining)

Jade, even if you could fly...

And I'm not saying you can...

You are tied down to a big, heavy table

which is bolted to the floor!

Jade: Grrr!

Jackie: Jade?

Whoa.

Oh... You're tele-tele-tele...

You can move things with your mind!

No, with my stomach! (Gasps)

Hold still.

Focus, focus, focus, focus, focus.

Grrrrrr!

Why do you growl?

Heh?

Ungh!

Guess I have that "power within" you were talking about.

Not what I meant. Now cut yourself free!

Uh, right.

(Grunting and groaning)

(Elevator bell rings)

Yo, big t, what's all the racket down...

Chan.

Jade, run... Fly... Something!

Whoa!

Huh?

Get the girl.

Payback time, Jackson.

Nyah-nyah!

I hate fish.

Why fight when you can run?

You're learning.

This way!

(Elevator bell rings)

And when you can't run?

Don't watch.

Tcha. Like I'm not gonna watch.

Nooo!

Unh!

I can take him!

Hee-yah!

Uhhh-uhhh-ahh.

(Grunting)

Whoa!

Stop helping!

Stop helping!

Heh. Sorry.

Jackie!

Gotta hit tohru

with the biggest thing I can find...

Himself!

Hoowahh!

Huh?

(Grunts) He's big.

Can't hold much longer.

Oh, no.

(Grunts) Unh.

Whoa!

Heh, sorry.

I'm telling you, uncle was right.

The talismans do possess magic powers.

Of course they do, Jackie.

Now, why don't you get some sleep.

All my stuff?

How'd it get here?

Until we can take down the dark hand,

it's safer for you here inside section 13.

I hope it feels like home.

But... What about uncle?

Good magic is stronger than bad magic.

He refused to move. Something about

messing up his feng shui something.

Uncle is very stubborn.

Stomach successfully pumped.

(Groaning)

Cock-a-doodle-do.

What about her?

I trust you'll keep your niece in check.

(Jade gasps)

Does this mean I'm a secret agent?

No! No!

Ohh!

Emmanuel: Hey, Jackie.

Why do you do all your own stunts in your movies?

I was doing stunts so many years.

The audience see the actor or the bad guy...

They do all the stunts,

then the audience just clapped.

Then I look at my friend,

"hey, that's not the actor. That's me."

Then I promised myself, one day,

when I become a star, I want to do my own stunts.

I will turn around, let the audience see that's me,

that's not the double.

And also, I want to show my children, my grandchildren,

look, that's your grandfather.

That's your... your father.

And besides...

I just like it.