Original subtitles

And here we are once again we're introducing

the lovingly recreated digitally remastered

amazing director's cut DVD of Cory J. Udler's Incest Death Squad.

And I'm here not just with my daughter, this is

not my daughter Adaraxia, this is my son Skippy.

How do you like it Skippy?

I love it daddy.

What did you like best about Troma Dance Indiana?

My favorite was the puppet show in my ass with your Cobb award last night daddy.

You told me that was part of the award.

Did you do your home, go clean up your room Skippy.

Sorry.

You should clean up your room.

I'm sorry daddy.

Anyway without further ado let's watch the

lovingly recreated digitally remastered director's

cut DVD of Cory J. Udler's Incest Death Squad.

Right Skippy?

Right.

Yay.

Woo incest.

Incest I'm all for that daddy.

Let's watch.

Nothing happening out here today man.

Dude, we are getting nothing.

It's a whole bunch of bullshit.

I don't know why we even come here man.

Fucking lame.

You think piss attracts fish?

Tell me if anyone's coming.

I'll let you know man.

So sick of not getting any bites, come on.

Dude, are you listening to me?

Nah, dude, I'm checking out that fucking hot chick over there.

What? Dude, I told-dude, I-

Ah, shit.

Did you smell that cheese?

I got some on my foot, man. What hot chick?

Is she lesbian? Is she bi?

Dude, I just want to fucking hook up with some bi chicks.

They do me, I do them, they do each other.

Then I tie them up and goat fuck them.

And then I do them some more.

And then I let them do my dog and I watch.

And then I do me.

And then they do me.

Fucking Chicago footlong action, man.

That's my fantasy.

Dude, this sucks.

Let's go fucking talk to that chick, get her, and fucking rail her.

Fuck yeah, man.

Hi.

How's it going?

I'm Shane, this is my associate Jay.

Jay.

We're just off from Schaumburg fishing, but we're not catching shit.

We just saw you over there, seeing if maybe you wanted to like,

hang out with me, go to a bar or something?

Well, how about we just kind of hang out here

in the grass and have our own little party?

Okay?

All right.

Sure.

Lift your tail for Jesus!

Roseboers say they were from Schaumburg.

That's what they said.

Oh, that it's a justified homicide.

Hey! I said we want stories about dead hookers!

Dead hookers in bathtubs, in dump trucks, in the garbage, with no arms and legs!

That's hot! That's hot! You understand?

Now what the hell time is it here?

Whoa! Holy! Get out of here!

Get out!

And... get... hey! Give me that!

Oh, God! You keep it! Now you get out and get those stories!

Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!

Why you...

Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh my God!

What do you want, bozo?

Here for my assignment.

You know anything about dead hookers?

Do you know any dead hookers by any chance?

Bozo.

I guess I was hoping for something not so, you know,

exploitive.

What's wrong with you young people today?

You get all philosophical, you don't get practical.

What about CWD?

CWD?

Chronic Wasting Disease?

It's a disease that

targets the central nervous system.

In deer, elk, and moose.

And basically makes the

meat inedible.

Seems like the biggest outbreak of it is

up in northern Wisconsin.

It does do a pretty nasty number

on the furry animals.

Anything else you want to talk about?

I'm a good psychiatrist.

I'm a very good listener as you can tell.

Now maybe you

should go out and get a story.

Get out!

🎵

🎵Bein a poor boy

🎵and a long way from home.

🎵Long way from home.

🎵Bein a poor boy

But I guess I'll have to catch a fish to out in this land.

Catch a fish to out.

Lord, I guess I'll have to catch a fish to out.

Man, if that don't do them wise, who's so wise?

Shoddy woods so wide.

Yeah.

You want some?

I cried yellow sandal, give me.

Your long-distance phone.

I cried yellow sandal, give me.

Your long-distance phone.

Jack, what number did I want?

I cried, please, ma'am, give me 1349.

1349.

I cried, please, ma'am, give me 1349.

Pass your phone to him.

Hey, how you doing?

How you doing?

Knock on, dudes.

It's a awfully nice day.

Nice day to sit around and wait to die.

Okay.

Say, I wonder if you can help me.

I'm looking for a thousand pines.

A thousand pines?

Shit, if I can't find it, I'm a man.

What do you want to go there for?

I'm, uh, I'm, uh, staying there.

You gotta be shitting me.

You going up there to the stockyard to screw the cattle?

Screw cattle?

Yeah, man, his daddy was a sheep herder.

I like that.

I'm gonna go up there, man.

Ain't nothing compared to a bunch of pig fuckers anyway.

Well, I wasn't planning on fucking any hogs, but, uh,

can you guys, uh, tell me where I'm going?

Keep going down 16. You can't miss it.

You should miss it.

Well, here you go, yeah.

I appreciate it.

No problem.

You're welcome.

Jack, what number did I want?

I cried, please, ma'am, give me 1349.

1349.

I cried, please, ma'am, give me 1349.

Plastic four and two more.

Great.

I haven't seen this before.

Probably gonna be some mean old bastard.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, I'm... I'm good. I'm... I'm real good.

You checking out the reservation?

Yeah, yeah. Um...

Berg is the name. B-U-R-G.

Aaron?

Yeah.

Staying the whole week?

Yes, I'm, uh... I'm staying the whole week.

You got a big fishing trip?

No, no, no, no. I'm fishing.

No, uh, I'm a newspaper reporter.

Just up here doing a story.

Oh, that's cool.

Well, I'm glad you're gonna be here for the week.

Me too.

Uh, do you need a credit card?

Oh, yeah.

Get your room key.

Key?

So there's your card.

Thank you.

And your key.

Your room is three and it's straight down to the left.

Let me know if I can get you anything else.

Well, thank you, uh...

Andrea.

If you need anything else, just let me know.

Oh, right. It's, uh...

Room things. Like, uh...

Towels and...

Underwear and I...

I know, I mean, I...

I brought underwear. I just mean...

I got a pair for each day of the week, you know.

But thank you, Andrea.

The door to the left.

Thank you.

Hold on. I'll see you later.

Enjoy your stay.

You too.

Really?

Fuck.

What the fuck is this?

Tonight our special guest is Jimmy Sturzynski and his Polonia

Boys, and they're gonna be playing the CheoPactate Polka.

Feed us an old blue. It's been a great harvest so far.

It is a blessing.

You've been painting today?

I have.

Let's see it.

Okay. Here it is.

Blessed with a gift.

Jeb, you're gonna make me cry.

Well, let's find a perfect place for it.

I think this is the best painting out of any.

Do you mean it?

Yeah. I would not lie to you about a thing of beauty like this.

Look at all these people. Let's see.

It's like seeing into the future.

These people. It's like you see them before they die.

And this boy. This boy. It's like you can see into his future.

You can see that he's gonna die by our hands.

You have the eyes of God.

You have the eyes of the Lord.

I love you.

Local officials and county sheriffs are still searching for two missing men.

The men were last seen on Monday of last week

in Bruce near the cripple campground off of VV.

Police still have no leads and are encouraging anyone with any

information to please contact their local police department.

Andrea, don't you ever get a day off?

Not in the summer, spring, or fall.

Sounds interesting.

Hey, I got a question for you.

These, uh, these two men that came up

missing, does that happen a lot around here?

Well, no more than any other place.

Oh, one other thing.

Is there any place around here to get anything to eat?

Yeah, Pizza Haven has the best pizza in the country and tons of beer on tap.

It's just about three miles down.

Great!

Well, I'd certainly be checking that out.

Say, are you hungry?

I mean, I could, uh, just grab some pizza and bring it back.

I'm sorry, that must sound kind of weird.

Some dude you don't know asking you out to dinner.

It's not weird. I just don't want to put you out.

Oh, no, no, no, it's not a problem. I mean, I'm going there anyway.

I'm going to bring food back.

Well, some company would be nice.

Is there anything in particular you like on your pizza?

No, I'm pretty easy to please.

I like that in a person.

I'll be back in a few.

Sure is cold outside today.

It sure looks like rain.

You know, it's midweek and they will be coming again soon.

Come and find their own heaven at the expense of ours.

Jeb, we have the right to choose our own

destiny, even if it is at the expense of others.

The only reason we are here is because Father made this heaven for us.

If it wasn't for him and his teachings, we would not

be this manifestation of peace and God's leadership.

Otherwise I'd want to leave this goddamn world.

I remember the things that Father said.

Father knew that death wasn't the worst thing for some people.

For some people, living was the real death.

He knew he was one of God's chosen people to do his good work.

He didn't take much joy in it, but he rolled up his sleeves

and got down to business when business had to get done.

I learned more about the Lord and the Lord's

way of weeding out the filthy and the weak

than I would have ever learned spending 20 hours a day in church.

Daddy was a smart man.

The smartest.

Yeah, he was good at what he did.

I'll never forget what he said to that negro

woman at the creek before he cut her up.

He said, Do not fear me. I am an angel of the Lord.

I have dined on his flesh. I have tasted his blood.

I have become one with your Almighty.

You are not a child of the Lord.

You and this filthy family are petty sinners.

But I am here to save you.

Your sacrifice to the Lord is your black soul

cast into this grimy shell of flesh and bone.

Your screams awaken the darkness. Your silence pleases the Lord.

Cut her up the guts.

And she stayed quiet the whole time.

I can only hope I'm half as good at it as he was.

Chubb, you're very good at it.

Yeah, but unlike Father, I tend to take some pleasure in it.

We both know that there is no shame in taking pleasure in our work.

I know that he's watching us and he's proud of the job that we're doing.

He always wanted me in charge of the killing.

And I like killing.

I get the satisfaction of knowing that I'm doing a good deed.

Saving God the work.

And I'm the righteous.

You are the righteous.

You are an angel of God.

We know that. We all know that.

We're all very proud of you.

The Lord's proud of you.

Daddy's proud of you.

I am proud of you.

He always said,

Do not forget that you have a gift.

Know each day that you are blessed.

I know that.

I know that every day that I wake up, I'm going to make the world a better place.

And I'm going to help the world cleanse itself.

Maybe we should go in.

Old Blue needs food. We've got a lot of extra work to do this week.

Old Blue will be fine. He'll have plenty once this week's over.

When a man dies, he hears a word spoken in a calm tone.

It must be yours that he hears.

So did you grow up around here?

No, I didn't. I'm from Waukesha.

You're kidding.

No.

Me too.

It's so strange that you're from Waukesha.

I still live there. Right off of Blue Mound.

Gosh, I have to go see my parents again soon.

Your parents still live there?

Well, they're a little farther out now.

They're country folk, just like me.

Wow.

So you gotta tell me, how'd you wind up out here?

Oh, you mean after my porno career fell through?

Yeah. That visual will keep me busy for months.

No, seriously.

Well, I was engaged to a guy I met in college.

He was cute. I was a big idiot.

And got pregnant, lost the baby, had to get as far

away from the big city as possible, and moved here.

It's quiet, and I own my own business.

You do?

What kind of business?

You're sitting in it.

No. You...

You own the motel? I thought you were just the desk clerk.

Thanks.

But yes, I am the desk clerk, the housekeeper,

the groundskeeper, the bookkeeper, you name it.

Wow. You know, I'm not sure I'm the best person to ask you this.

You name it.

Wow. You know, I write features for the newspaper.

Nothing fancy, just people and places and

things, because I don't write the headlines.

But really, I think you'd make a great story.

Well, there are thousands of motels, Aaron. Who cares about me?

I think you'd be surprised.

Well, if you think so, then sure. Why not? I'd love to.

Fine, then I'll pick you up tomorrow night, say 8 o'clock.

Well, I'm pretty awfully busy around here, but I think

I can put up the no vacancy sign and step out for a bit.

Well, then it's settled. I'll walk over, pick you up about 8.

You know, it's nice to have someone normal staying here for once.

Well, I'm glad you think I'm normal.

Andrea, I don't even know your last name.

Stein. Stein. That's a good name.

Well, Miss Andrea Stein, I want to thank you

for the conversation and for the company.

Well, thank you, Aaron. And sleep well.

Hey, who's the chick?

That's Miss Wayne.

She's hot. She married?

I don't think so. She lives outside of town with her brother.

Hey, go get her phone number.

Stop fucking pressuring me.

Think she's a lesbian?

I have no idea. She's a sweet kid.

If you want to go talk to her, just get off your dead ass and go talk to her.

I just might do that.

Well, go do it, turkey.

Shut up, fuckwad.

Watch and learn, boys. Watch and learn.

Go ahead and sit down. I'm Amber.

I'm Dutch, what's a pretty little flower like you doing in a shithole like this?

Well, my brother dropped me off on his way out of town.

I didn't have anything going on around the house.

For now, anyway.

So your, uh, brother, he pretty open about you bringing men home?

Well, that depends. Where are you from?

My buddy at the bar there. We're from up from Rockford.

For the week, we're fishing.

Raging a little hell.

I love big city men.

Their dicks are bigger than these big fuckers around here.

Really? Well, there's two of us. You think you can handle it?

Baby, I embrace it.

I don't know what it is about you big city men.

It's because you're closer to all the partying and sin and fucking.

But it kind of turns me on.

Baby, why don't we go back to our hotel?

We've got some beer and sauna and jacuzzi.

We can rage a little hell ourselves.

I have a much better idea.

Why don't you come back with me to my cabin?

It's out in the middle of nowhere and nobody can hear all your screaming.

We can get as crazy as we want and nobody's going to know.

It'll just be the three of us.

Oh, yeah. My buddy at the bar, his name's Tony.

You want us to follow you there?

Actually, I don't drive.

How about I hitch a ride with you guys?

Hell yeah.

Bring him home, baby.

Bring him home.

Bring him home, baby.

Bring him home.

We're gonna do things up here that are gonna make you scream my name.

And you know what the best part is?

There's no one around here.

We should come to Wisconsin all the time. This is fucking hot.

Oh, I can't believe we haven't done this before, man.

Why didn't we come up here last year?

Uh, you wanted to go see the game.

Fucking cubs, they lost!

What do you think?

Wanna come up?

Come up to heaven with me?

Dude, she's fucking hot. I can't believe we're doing this.

We're gonna do things that are gonna splatter your brains against my walls.

I can't believe she just said that! Oh my god!

I like my girls from Wisconsin.

I bet you do.

Damn, that's the craziest shit I've ever done.

Oh yeah? You like crazy, do you?

I do like crazy.

You wanna get really crazy?

This is not crazy enough? Yeah!

Let's start out with a guessing game.

Okay. Where are we?

Uh, we're in Wisconsin.

Well, more specifically, where are we?

We're in a barn.

And what's all around?

Hay.

Who likes to eat hay?

Ducks!

Who else likes to eat hay?

Horses.

Why don't you get on your hands and knees,

and I'll ride you like a horsey.

A little bareback?

A little bareback.

Yeah! I can do that!

Okay, baby.

Get on your hands and knees.

Are you ready? I'm ready.

Okay.

Yeah!

Yeah, fuck me, baby!

Fuck me!

You got on your hands and knees!

Yeah, baby!

Oh, you're a good horsey!

Oh, yeah!

You ride me so good!

Yeah, I do.

You wanna eat some more hay, horsey?

Oh yeah.

Oh, you're such a pretty horsey.

Oh, you're such a pretty horsey.

You're such a pretty horsey.

Another one for the glue factory.

Those people. They say, thou shalt not kill.

They're the ones doing all the killing. Killing

our beautiful, peaceful heaven on earth. Stop

it! Stop resisting the gift I'm giving to

you. It's not death, but a new life. Rejoice!

Rejoice in the gift I'm giving to you. Rejoice!

Jeb, remember the other day when we were sitting

outside and you told me that you were going

to kill me. I know that you feel guilty for

taking pleasure in all this killing. I have

something that I need to tell you. Yes. When

I saw you standing over here after I broke

that fucker's neck, I got wet. I got really wet. I think I can actually feel the warm

stuff creeping down my leg. Jeb, the Lord's

telling me that we need to fornicate quickly.

Not for pleasure, but because I deserve to be treated well after the good work that I

did for him. Well, let's gut these fuckers and have ourselves a party.

Oh shit!

Police are calling baffling. Two more Illinois tourists have been reported missing

after leaving Rockford, Illinois early this week for a fishing trip near Bruce.

Dutch Mason and Tony Broomfield, both of Rockford, were reported

missing after leaving their hotel to visit a local tavern.

No trace of the men's car has been found and

the police still have no leads in the case.

Police are at a complete loss in the disappearance of

two Illinois men from Schaumburg late last weekend.

Their boat was found abandoned near the Cripple Creek campground.

Divers were unable to turn up any bodies or additional evidence.

Both cases remain unsolved as do eight other cases of out-of-state tourists

disappearing after visiting the Blue Hills region in the last three months.

We will keep you posted on any further developments as they become available.

Your forecast for the remainder of the day calls for partly

cloudy skies but gorgeous temperature-wise with a high of 64.

Currently it's 61 at WPRD.

So you're not married. I didn't see a ring but that doesn't mean anything anymore.

Me? Oh Jesus, Mom.

Andrea, I couldn't even tell you the last time I had a real relationship.

How come?

I smoked a lot of pot in high school.

No, I mean, how come you haven't had any relationships?

I'm sorry. That was my lame attempt at humor, I'm...

No, I caught it.

Oh, good.

Um, well, let's see, I, uh, I'm not really big into the whole nightclub bar scene.

I don't, uh, I don't trust internet dating. It's just kind of creepy.

I don't exactly run into the woman of my dreams

in the photos department at the grocery store.

So, I guess I've just been biding my time and hoping that

the right woman will appear in the most unlikely places.

Like a backwoods motel.

Exactly like a backwoods motel.

You have to be careful. They might just marry you and keep you here.

I guess if that means we can consummate the marriage, well, you got a deal.

Huh. Well, the night is young.

Stay.

You really are a tiger.

And into the oven it goes.

We have lots of pretty pickles waiting for you at the refreshment center.

They're plump, tender, mouth-watering.

Yes sir, the hot dogs at our concession stand do raise an appreciative whistle.

Yow!

Oh my god!

That felt so good.

I can't believe I had that in me. I mean, it wasn't too much, was it?

No, it couldn't have been too much. It was...

It was perfect.

Do you want a pie?

I can make you a pie. It would be a great pie.

Do you want to eat milk? Milk with pie is so good.

Apple pie! Apple pie is that good? No, do you like cherry?

Oh, I make a really good cherry pie.

This time of year, the cherries are so good. It's unbelievable.

Oh, I'm just so happy. I just, I don't know how to express it. I just...

I gotta bake. I... I... You cookies!

If you want some cookies, I can make you some cookies, or...

Hey, what can I getcha?

You know, beer would be great.

Got one of those?

That'll be $2.50.

Keep the change.

Hey, thanks. You from around here?

No, actually I'm from down south.

You haven't heard anything about any hookers being killed up here, have you?

No, nothing like that.

In the dumpsters?

Nah, not that playground.

There are no playgrounds.

Okay.

Hey, anybody sitting here?

No. No.

Uh, no.

No. Have a seat.

I'm Amber.

Amber, I'm Aaron.

Nice to meet you.

Pleasure to meet you.

Ditto. You look lonely.

Lonely? No.

No.

I'm... I just...

I got bored sitting in the hotel room by myself.

Figured I'd come out, have a few beers, meet the...

locals.

What about you? Are you from around here?

Yeah. I live just a little ways up along the road.

But you're not from around here, are you?

What makes you say that?

I don't know. You just don't...

look like Northwood's material.

You look like you're from a big city.

No.

It's funny you should say that.

Amber, right?

Because I'm actually from close to a big city.

But I don't actually live in the big city.

I'm a reporter for a newspaper.

I'm actually up here doing a story.

I've actually lived in the exact same place my whole life.

I do have a little something that I want to share with you.

What's that?

Well, my guess is that a big city guy like yourself...

probably thinks a little church-going girl like me...

isn't interested in the carnal aspects of relationships.

And that is a myth.

Miss Amber...

are you trying to tell me something?

I'm just trying to let you know, Mr. Aaron, that...

if I could, I'd take you home with me and rip your clothes off and eat you alive.

It sure is nice to see that there are still people out there that...

like to taint their words with all this worthless bullshit, you know?

Here's to you, Miss Amber.

I'm here. It's a big city living.

So, are you going to come home with me tonight or what?

I'm kind of in a relationship right now.

You're married.

No. No, I'm not married.

Then you're engaged.

No, no, no. No, it's not that serious yet.

It's just somebody I met a week ago.

She works at the hotel here.

Oh, you mean Andrea from down at the Four Winds.

Yeah, well, we've become good friends.

I mean, I guess you could say.

But I thought you said you were from a big city.

I am. I'm just staying at the hotel while I finish

the story, and then I'm heading back to the city.

So you're from Chicago?

No, I'm not. No, I'm not from Chicago. I'm from Waukesha.

It's a smaller city just outside of the big city of Milwaukee.

So you're not from out of state?

Does that matter?

No, I guess I just was a little confused.

We just get so many tourists up here from Illinois.

I never took the time to really pinpoint exactly where you're from.

You should have known Andrea Wendate, someone from out of state.

Why is that?

Well, a long distance relationship is a

little bit hard to keep up, don't you think?

Well, I hate to disappoint you, Miss Amber, but I am Wisconsin born and bred.

Oh, Mr. Aaron, that has nothing to do with it.

I'd still like to take you home and fuck you all night long.

Oh, good God.

That woman's really something else.

Yeah, ain't she a doll? She's such a flirt.

Just between you and me, I think that whole church thing's a come on.

She's got the devil in her eyes.

Yeah, wow.

Wow is right. I'd tear into that so fast it'd make your head spin.

But I'm from around here, so I don't get shit out of town motherfuckers.

Yeah, out of town motherfuckers.

I just know what I want, and what I want is

to take you two boys home with me tonight.

What I'm gonna do is set you down on my couch,

maybe finger myself a little bit for you,

until I get super wet.

And when it's time, I want you to penetrate me.

And then, when you're done, it's your turn.

I want you to fuck me until I can't even stand.

And then, I want you to fuck me again.

I'm gonna show you two boys what real fucking is all about.

Sound good to you, Jay?

Uh, yeah. Sounds real good to me.

I'm gonna get some road beers, and then you,

little lady, can show us where you work your magic.

Hurry up, though. My pussy's already starting to ache and quiver.

I think I'm already starting to get a little wet.

Hurry up!

I need a six pack of road beers, and make it snappy.

You got it. That'll be $8.50.

Here you go. Keep the change.

Picture!

My lucky night.

Hey, man. I saw you talking to that girl earlier. You know her?

No, actually. I just met her tonight.

She's fucking crazy.

She wasn't so fucking hot I'd be afraid to go home with her.

Yeah, I get that feeling.

Bring them home, baby. Bring them home.

Good luck with that.

Thanks. Cheers.

Alright.

Bring them home, baby. Bring them home.

Bring them home, baby. Bring them home.

And my check went in.

And...

And you're okay with it?

Not really, because they didn't want to give me all my money.

Folks, didn't happen to see a woman walk out of here with two guys, did ya?

Yeah, actually they just walked down the street.

Walking that way?

Yeah, down the sidewalk, that way.

Okay.

Hey, I appreciate it.

No problem, man.

Thank you.

Holy shit, Amber!

I thought you said you lived in a fucking cabin.

Well, it's not.

This is the temple.

Probably the closest to heaven that you're ever gonna get.

Jesus Christ, Amber, this is the middle of fucking nowhere!

And it's quiet.

I like it that way.

That way, you can scream my name as loud as you want,

and no one's ever gonna hear you.

Yeah, I'm gonna scream real loud for you, baby.

I bet you will.

Yeah.

Damn.

Enough talk.

Alright.

Woohoo!

Alright boys.

Come on baby.

I'm gonna come hard for you.

Oh yeah!

Hurry up guys.

Come on.

You've heard of a roll in the hay before, right?

Yeah.

Baby.

Damn Amber, you got some big tits.

I can't wait. Fuck this.

Oh shit, I'm gonna-

Oh baby, I'll give you some hugs.

You crazy fucking bitch!

God!

Yeah, suck your own fucking dick.

Fuck!

Why can't they just leave us alone?

Ugh!

Let me ask who you are and why you're here with us tonight.

No, I just... I...

You're just gonna die.

Fuck!

Amber! Another one for the harvest.

Do you know this young man?

Well, he was at the bar tonight. I was talking to

him because I thought he was from out of state.

But he's not. He's from Milwaukee. I didn't tell him where we lived, honest.

She... No, she didn't. She didn't. She didn't.

I'll get to you in a second. Until then, you

shut the fuck up. Do you follow you here?

He must have, but I didn't see anyone following us.

Why did you come here? And why did you follow her?

I... I followed the car. I... I followed their footsteps.

Honestly, I... I... I didn't mean to interrupt.

Yeah, but you still haven't told me why the fuck

you cared so fucking much to come out here tonight!

He's a writer for a newspaper.

Oh, writer! What were you working on? A story about trespassing?

Oh, wait. No, no. I know. I know.

You were writing a story about where all them little faggoty tourists went off to.

This is my land, and it's not proper to fuck around in private land!

I'm so sorry. Listen. If you let me go, I... I won't tell anybody, alright?

I... I won't tell a soul.

I will not let you go!

What if I was an intruder in your heaven? What would you do then?

Would you just let me be?

For years, people like you have been sticking your nose into our business.

You're confused because two people can dedicate their

lives to Jesus Christ and believe in heaven on earth.

Not a fake heaven, but a real heaven on earth! You just can't accept that, can you?

He was really nice to me at the bar. Remember Psalm 106?

We have sinned as our fathers have sinned. We have done wrong and acted wickedly.

We shouldn't kill him just because he made a

mistake. Plus, he knows Andrea at the motel.

You'll stay the night. And you're gonna see our heaven.

Fuck!

Hey, you're not upset about this, are you?

I feel like it's my fault.

You have no reason to be upset or worried about this.

I love you, Amberlyn Wayne. Noah's proud of you. He's always proud of you.

I love you too, Judd. You promised you're not mad.

Mad? How could I be mad at you? Look at you. You've got

beautiful tits, a face from angels from heaven, and your mind.

Your mind is what I love most.

We're gonna teach that big newspaper reporter what

it is that we've been assigned by the Lord to do.

We are gonna show him what it is that we do.

Judd, you are the most amazing man that I have ever met.

And you know, your sermons make me kind of wet.

I know. I know that. If you get too wet, we'll take care of that for you also, okay?

Okay.

We are in for a wonderful evening.

You've never heard a gospel until you've heard Jeb preach a sermon.

I don't... I don't belong here.

My curiosity, you know...

It got the best of me. I...

Listen, if you...

Can't he just stop the killing and become a minister if that's what he wants to do?

Daddy would have wanted it this way.

As you can see here tonight, we have a guest in our church.

His name is Aaron Berg.

He's one of us.

He is one for the preservations of land and the trees and the water, just like us.

He is not without sin.

Oh no.

All Mr. Berg would have had to do was ask, and we would

have allowed him the opportunity to worship with us

and help us rid the world of two more horrible pieces of vermin.

But he trespassed.

But we forgive those who trespass against us.

Allow me to tell a story about my father.

My father was the greatest man I ever knew.

My father was the very embodiment of God on earth.

When our father was struck down by the sickness, his last wish

was for Amberlynn and myself to carry on where he left off.

He told me that the Lord had come to his father

in a dream and told him what he needed to do.

He needed to do the Lord's work.

He needed to vacate the pristine lands of

scum and evil like these two wretched souls.

Give thanks to the Lord, my Lord.

Call on his name.

Make known among the nations what he has done.

Sing to him.

Sing praise to him.

Tell of all his wonderful acts.

Glory in his holy name.

Let the hearts of those who seek the Lord rejoice.

And that's some heavy shit.

Praise the Lord, O my soul.

O my inmost being, praise his holy name.

Praise the Lord, my soul.

And forget not for his benefits who forgives

all your sins and heals all your diseases.

The Lord works righteousness and justice for all the oppressed.

He made known his ways to Moses, his deeds to the people of Israel.

The Lord is compassionate and gracious.

Lord, we thank you for allowing Mr. Berg the opportunity

to be close to you physically and spiritually this evening.

Thank you for allowing Amberlynn Wayne to experience ecstasy in your name.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.

Oh, Jesus!

Look, I'm sorry.

For what?

For your apologizing for trespassing on my property.

I accept your apology.

And you can make it right by helping me take care of those two fuckers over there.

But, if you're apologizing for giving my sister pleasure, well, then you don't.

And she hears the word of a large and needs to be satisfied.

And I'm glad that you would dare to do it.

I owe you a debt of gratitude, Mr. Burke.

If she asks you to fuck her in the ass, you do that.

She likes that.

I can't help you kill those men.

I mean, I've never hurt anybody in my life.

The Lord has sent you in our direction.

The Lord has pointed you to us.

The Lord has bigger and better things planned for you.

Let me ask you a question.

You'd say it, wouldn't you, Pete?

Mary.

I'm Nancy.

Cake.

You brush the sleep from them beautiful eyes and we'll get to work, okay?

Take a look at just those guts and access a 50 mile...

What's this for?

I'll give you three guesses.

I'm sorry.

Why did you come here tonight?

I was just curious.

Really, Ambry. I didn't mean to cause you any trouble.

Aaron, you didn't cause any trouble.

And Jeb is such a wonderful child of God, that he

let you stay here with us and do the Lord's work.

I can't believe what I did tonight.

I've never hurt anybody in my life.

Mr. Aaron, I told you earlier tonight at the bar that my faith is very strong.

Jeb and I come from a long line of shepherds,

and we're just carrying on our family tradition.

Jeb is trying to save good and righteous

people like you and I from filth and vermin.

I don't want to sound rude, but you should feel honored to be here.

This is probably the closest to God that you're ever going to get.

I'm honored.

Aaron, I don't want you to leave, ever.

I want you to stay here with me and be my husband.

I can't stay here.

I mean, I have a job, I have a mortgage, I have a family that would...

that would worry about me, that would... that would come looking for me.

I'm sorry.

I understand. And I'll always have a piece of you with me.

Amber, can you take Aaron outside or something?

I want to take care of this beast for a bit.

Okay, honey. Come on, Aaron. Let's go for a walk outside.

Thank you.

It's been a glorious night for the Lord!

I'm so glad you're here.

I can't believe the things I'm seeing here tonight.

I love you, Aaron.

I wouldn't want you to get hurt at all in any way.

But I have hurt people here tonight.

And I've never hurt anybody in my life.

Aaron, you need to see the forest for the trees.

I see the beauty in the killing that we're doing tonight.

And when I saw you helping us, I saw the beauty of the kill in you too.

I have nothing but love for you, Aaron.

When you were pleasuring me earlier, that was

the most amazing thing I've ever experienced.

I have nothing but love for you, Aaron.

Nothing but love.

But I need you to love me back.

And that means that I need you to trust me

when I say that we're doing good here tonight.

Those men, they came back here tonight to

have sex with me, and they don't even know me.

That's a horrible thing for someone to do.

They're scum, and they need to pay for it.

And that's what we're doing here tonight.

I'm going to show you what it means to suffer in the name of the Lord.

But Amber, I don't know you.

And I had sex with you tonight.

That makes me just like them.

But you're not one of them.

Aaron, you're one of us.

What we're doing tonight is good.

Oh, and you get to know me.

Oh, and you get to meet Old Blue, too.

Old who?

Old Blue.

He's practically part of the family.

He's out here somewhere.

He's probably hungry, too.

See, once we get done with the guys inside, we feed the rest to Old Blue.

No one ever even has an idea that they were even here.

I can't believe this is happening to me.

Aaron, please. For me.

Please stay.

Do you think Jep's going to let me go when this is over?

I don't want you to go.

I know that.

I do know that.

You're a great kid, I just...

I don't understand how you could do all these terrible things.

Practice.

Lots of practice.

And the knowledge that what I'm doing is good and righteous.

I'm so happy that you're here.

Amber!

Yes, Jep?

I'm done with this one. Aaron can scoop up the other one, okay?

Okay, sweets.

Are you okay, Aaron?

Yeah. Never better.

Well, we have ourselves a dinner this evening.

You know, you gotta quit bending over like that, you give a girl the wrong idea.

Now, scoop body parts and put them in the bucket.

Come on!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Don't look at me like I'm a monster.

I did this even if I am.

You have done a very good thing tonight, Mr. Burke.

A very good thing.

Aaron, I know the work here is done tonight, but I don't want you to go.

Aaron, I love you.

I love you too, Amber.

But I can't stay.

I can't do this.

I'll remember you for the rest of my life.

And I'll remember you for the rest of my life too.

One more thing.

So you really couldn't go, huh?

Why would I stay?

I'm not a killer, Jump.

What was that?

I'm not a killer either.

I was at, uh, Angel in the Temple.

My daddy was doing this for 50 years, Mr. Berg.

50 years.

I've been doing it 15 myself, and, uh...

I don't like the fact that we live out here.

I don't like the fact that I clean the brains off my kitchen floor.

I don't like the fact that, uh, we have to, um...

eat some of them people.

But...

I do know what it is that I'm doing.

I'm killing people.

I'm hacking the fuck out of people and feeding them to my pet...

Was it your daddy's dying wish for you to be a newspaper writer?

Well, cause it was my daddy's dying wish.

I have been at this for a long time, Mr. Berg.

And while you were chopping those two fuckers up last night, I saw it in you.

You got that killer in you.

And don't tell me you don't love that girl inside.

Don't tell me that you don't love her.

So we embraced you.

And, uh, embraced you unlike anything I have

ever seen or embraced before in my life.

And from what I saw last night,

you are allowed to come back here anytime.

Clear your head up.

Okay?

Show's over.

Now get the fuck out of here.

Go!

Get the fuck out of here!

Aaron, what happened?

Oh my god.

What happened?

I went someplace I shouldn't have been last night.

Come inside. Come on.

It's okay. I got you. Okay?

Did you get in a fight? Where were you?

I know what's happening to the tourists around here.

I do too.

What do you mean you two...

Damn it, Aaron.

We all know. I...

You all know?

You never said anything to anybody? You never told me?

I couldn't! I mean, I...

When I came here, I got curious just like you.

I just had to go along with it like everybody else.

I'm not gonna rock the boat with these people!

I heard people last night.

They wanted me to.

And I did.

Aaron, oh my god, I'm sorry.

Amber, she said she knew you.

Yeah, I know.

It's too bad about her.

I mean, she's really wonderful, except she's insane.

But I can't change that.

Well, you know,

it was one good thing that came out of all this.

I met you.

Listen, Andrea.

I want you to come back home with me.

Aaron, I-

I won't take no for an answer.

I want you to come with me.

I wanna be with you.

I want you to marry me.

How can I leave?

I mean, the hotel, I-

Sell the fucking hotel!

It's in the middle of fucking nowhere!

We'll get you back in school.

We'll get you back on track

to becoming the first female president.

Remember?

Listen, if I found one thing in this whole

god-awful, shitty mess,

it's you.

You know, I finally found a purpose in life.

The purpose is you.

I love you, and I want you to come with me.

I love you, too.

Just, why don't you just rest, and I'll think about it.

Yeah.

Rest.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

I love you.

I love you too. Are you okay?

You know, I've never been better.

Than I am at this exact moment.

Me neither.

Seatbelts.

And then I'll eat you, so tear you up for God's sake

Space, space, space, you're right

So keep off the line and sell your soul

Fire rushing through the streets

Little girls are howling in the heat

How just dare you are a forgotten girl

Killing makes the world go round

Rage so loud it will be sung

How just dare you are a forgotten girl

Stabbing, tearing just for fun

So keep all the lies and sell your soul