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♪ You got me breathin'
in pure oxygen ♪
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♪ Yes, darlin'... ♪
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{\an8}- My life is over.
- You said that yesterday
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{\an8}when the Wi-Fi went out for five
minutes. What's happening now?
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{\an8}I sent Arvind a
risky DM yesterday,
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{\an8}and I've been spiraling
about it all night.
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I'm sure it's not that
bad. What was the message?
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Tried to reverse-psychology him
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into breaking up
with his girlfriend.
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Sorry. That was
just so much worse
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than anything I thought
you were gonna say.
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Did he respond?
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No, he hasn't seen it yet.
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He hasn't seen it yet.
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I can still unsend it. Kimberly,
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you wicked psycho,
how do you come up
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with these sick little schemes?
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I didn't, and I really
don't want credit for it.
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Unsent. Holy shit,
that was close.
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Phew. Thanks, Kimbo.
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♪ Prove you got the
right to please me ♪
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♪ Everybody knows ♪
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♪ Catch me or I go Houdini ♪
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♪ Time is passin'
like a solar eclipse ♪
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♪ See you watchin' and
you blow me a kiss ♪
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♪ It's your moment,
baby, don't let it slip ♪
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♪ Come in closer ♪
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♪ Are you readin' my lips? ♪
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♪ They say I come and I go ♪
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♪ Tell me all the
ways you need me ♪
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♪ I'm not here for long ♪
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♪ Catch me or I go Houdini ♪
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- ♪ Catch me or I go Houdini. ♪
- Excuse me.
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Where are you
ladies coming from?
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- Um, nowhere.
- You know, stuff.
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Oh, my God.
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A double walk of
shame? I need to record
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this historic
moment in our suite.
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Say "Dicked down"
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on three. One, two.
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- Dicked down!
- Absolutely not.
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Okay, spill! I want
all the juicy details.
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Um, well,
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Isaiah and I have
been hooking up
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every day for the last week.
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- Ee!
- But we're keeping it casual,
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which is great for
my busy schedule.
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We don't waste time
on boring things
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like conversation and greetings.
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- That sounds efficient.
- And hot.
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Turns out being friends
with benefits is way better
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when you're not even friends.
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Oh. Do you like him as a person?
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Honestly, no idea. It's great!
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Well, Eli and I have been having
the most amazing sex, too.
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You know how there
are aftershocks
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after big earthquakes?
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I've been having
internal aftershocks.
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Like, I had one the entire
time when he was talking.
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Sorry, but is
this what y'all do for fun?
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Talk about the sex you're having
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with guys who don't
want to date you?
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Well, I like to think
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it's a little bit more
nuanced than that.
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Oh, trust me, I'm not judging.
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I just did the most
desperate thing of all time.
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Download dating apps
to find a new guy.
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Yeah, we all have been
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on every dating app
that has ever been made.
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Oh. Fun. Sorry I
called it desperate.
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It's just that I think it is.
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Well, word to the wise...
don't get discouraged.
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Sometimes it takes a while
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for the algorithms
to give good matches.
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My profile has 200
likes in a few hours.
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Is that a lot?
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- It's fine. Yeah.
- It's okay.
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Well, um, I'm glad
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you all are having successful
sex and dating lives.
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Meanwhile, I'm going to go
to guard the spirit rock.
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- The what?
- Oh, Essex is playing
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our rival Crestmont
this weekend,
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and it's part of
school tradition
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to guard this big painted rock
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so their students
don't vandalize it.
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- That sounds fun!
- It's not.
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- Oh.
- But it is part
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of my FAF duties to guard it.
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And I will be doing
my shift with Arvind
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and his basic bitch girlfriend.
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Really not looking forward
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to third-wheeling
them for six hours.
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Wish me luck.
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Hmm. Up to 250.
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I know it's problematic
when a man says this,
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but could you smile more?
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I want people here to
think I have friends.
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Yeah, but did you see the
story on C-SPAN last night
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about the chief of staff of
the transportation secretary
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who had to resign over
their digital footprint?
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Do you watch the news? You know
you can change your algorithm
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to block that stuff out, right?
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Yeah, I'm going through
my Instagram right now
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and deleting anything that could
possibly be seen as offensive.
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- Offensive in what way?
- Like this.
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I was once a sushi
for Halloween.
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And that might not be cultural
appropriation right now,
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but in a couple of
years, who knows?
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I would delete it, but for
very different reasons.
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If I want to be a
Supreme Court justice,
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I have to make sure that
my record is squeaky clean.
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Which is why I'm also deleting
this photo of me from 2017
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captioned, "Me gusta
Cinco de Mayo."
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Like, what were you
thinking, Younger Kimberly?
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That is not your
holiday to gusta.
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You should also delete that
one of you wearing Crocs.
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Oh, are Crocs offensive?
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To the concept of
fashion, absolutely.
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Hey, do you know where
the theater department is?
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In light of recent
events, I've decided
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to get the lead in
the fall musical.
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Oh, I didn't know
you were a performer.
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You don't seem like a
theater person at all.
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That is the nicest thing
you could ever say to me.
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Theater people are so
thirsty and embarrassing.
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I only do it because I'm
pretty, and I dance really well,
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and I sing like an angel.
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Right. I think the shows here
are pretty hard to get cast in,
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but no matter what happens,
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it's really good to
put yourself out there.
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And maybe you'll make
some new friends.
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Theater friends?
God, no.
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I just want my shitty
ex, Calvin, to be pissed
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when he has to see my face
on every bulletin board
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on campus.
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Wow. What a fun goal to have.
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♪ Hello, hello,
it's a mellow day ♪
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♪ You see me sitting pretty
while the cellos play... ♪
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This is so exciting.
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I'm so happy you two are
finally getting to meet.
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Yup. Really exciting stuff.
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- I've heard so much about you.
- Mm.
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Arvind is always telling me
the funny things you say.
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Yeah, I do a really bad
job of repeating them,
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but then, Emily laughs anyway,
because, well, she laughs a lot.
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You do laugh a lot.
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It's true.
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Uh, I think I'm gonna go
check out the other side
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- of the rock for a bit.
- Cool.
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Hey.
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- Oh. Hey. You're the mascot.
- Yup, that's me.
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I didn't know you
were allowed to talk.
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I normally don't,
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unless there's someone
worth talking to.
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Okay. Have we met before?
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No, but I wanted to
come over and say "hi"
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to the sexiest girl here.
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Wow. Uh, I'm Bela, by the way.
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Sorry. That's my cue.
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♪ They all cool
I'm a whole vibe ♪
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- ♪ Life of the party ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
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- ♪ Watch how the dance floor
get so live ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Whole crew fresh,
money in the bank ♪
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- ♪ Man, I'm feeling like
the GOAT ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪
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♪ Got a mean two-step,
wanna learn my dance ♪
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♪ I can show Ali the ropes ♪
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- ♪ Every lady and man ♪
- ♪ Get down, get down ♪
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- ♪ Get down ♪
- ♪ Get down, get down ♪
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- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ Got a drink in your hand... ♪
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Okay, Franklin The Fox.
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- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ You came here to dance... ♪
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So on behalf
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of the administration,
congratulations
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on being chosen to pilot
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Essex's new food
delivery system.
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Yas! It's giving
innovation, honey.
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Thanks to these delivery
robots, students will be able
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to enjoy Sips beverages
wherever they are on campus.
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And he's just so cute. Hello.
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Welcome to the Sips family.
It's so nice to meet you.
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It's not a Pixar
movie. They don't talk.
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We don't know that.
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- They do not talk.
- Got it.
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Feel free to reach out if
you have any questions.
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The other three robots
will be delivered later.
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It's an honor, truly.
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Take care. Lovely to meet you.
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- Hmm.
- Fuck these things. I'm not gonna let this little
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- R2-D2-ass bitch take my money.
- What are you talking about?
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Wake up. If people start
getting their drinks delivered,
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that means they won't come into
Sips, which means less tips.
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This robo devil is
stealing money from us.
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She's right. These
big corporations
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- are using automation to replace us.
- Mm.
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I don't want to sound like my
craziest uncle on Facebook,
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but these robots
come for everybody.
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Hmm. Zippy would never do that.
I named him Zippy, by the way.
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- Let's shove it in the supply closet.
- I'm with that. Okay.
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Wait, guys. No. I'm
uncomfortable with that idea.
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- We could get in trouble.
- Okay.
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What do you suggest we
do? I'm open to ideas.
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Um, well, we could start
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by gathering
compelling data points,
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and then we do a
letter-writing campaign.
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And I bet in a few short weeks,
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we could have
Essex see our side.
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- Horrible idea. We're doing my thing.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Bye, Zippy.
- Adios.
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Wait, guys. I think
we're making a mistake.
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- Can we at least talk about it?
- No! - No!
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Yeah, that's right, robot.
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You just got human-ed.
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Back to work.
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Whitney!
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- Have you been out here all night?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Sophomore year is no joke.
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We have a huge
game this weekend,
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and classes are kicking my ass.
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Being a student athlete
was so much easier
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when I didn't care about the
student part. But it's okay.
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I think I've figured out
a way to get it all done.
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Turns out there's
a bunch of hours
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in the day I just
haven't been using.
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- Do you mean the ones at night?
- Yeah.
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Protein break.
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If I eat every 30
minutes, it tricks my body
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into never falling asleep.
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Between that and tripling
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my caffeine intake, I'm golden.
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It's a life hack.
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Good morning!
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Wow. Bela,
you look amazing!
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- Thank you.
- And this time, I, like, really mean it.
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Okay. Yeah. Thanks.
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- Hmm.
- Oh.
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Will one of you smell
me? I need to make sure
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my perfume can
penetrate a thick mask.
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Oh, did I not tell you guys?
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I'm gonna fuck the mascot.
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- I'm sorry. What?
- Franklin the Fox?
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The one and only. I met
him at the rock yesterday,
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and we were vibing.
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I'm-a get all up in that fur.
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Have you ever seen him
without his costume?
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Do we ever really see anyone
outside of their costume?
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I haven't, but, like, I will.
247
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I get it. Franklin the
Fox is jacked and stacked.
248
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- Thank you.
- All right, well, I'm gonna start getting ready.
249
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- I have my audition today.
- Oh, right. - Oh, good luck.
250
00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,897
Oh, thanks, but
you don't need luck
251
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when you were the second best
singer in your whole church.
252
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Is anyone else worried
253
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she might not be as good as
she hypes herself up to be?
254
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I'm starting to think that, too.
255
00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,744
Yeah.
256
00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,871
Did you just take an
espresso bean like a pill?
257
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,666
Yeah, she's booked and
busy, but she got this.
258
00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,343
Heads up. It's gonna be
a long wait to audition.
259
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,844
You might want to take a seat.
260
00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,347
Oh, thanks, but my
clothes are way too cute
261
00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,723
to get wrinkled by sitting.
262
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,100
I don't think I've
seen you around.
263
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,561
Yeah, I don't really do the
whole theater-kid thing.
264
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,063
It's just not really my scene.
265
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,565
I mean, what's
going on over there?
266
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,317
It's sad to look at.
267
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,819
You do realize I'm, like,
obviously a theater person,
268
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,321
- too, right?
- Right.
269
00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,948
I'm sure you're different.
I-I'm just saying
270
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,576
those people would've been eaten
alive in the pageant world.
271
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,162
Oh, you're a pageant
girl. That makes sense.
272
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,289
I'm sorry. Do you have
an issue with pageants?
273
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,708
Well, I mean, aren't pageants
just girls in bathing suits
274
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,794
walking across a stage,
being objectified
275
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,587
while they, like, talk
about world peace?
276
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,382
Yeah, I mean, that's a part of
it, sure, but all I'm saying is
277
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,509
that pageants have done
way more for America
278
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than theater ever has.
279
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,887
Okay, well, that's
insane, but respect.
280
00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,890
Well, look, just a heads-up,
281
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,892
Professor Dorfmann is super
intense during auditions,
282
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,852
so don't expect any reactions.
283
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,479
She doesn't laugh, doesn't clap.
284
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,106
Like, I don't think she even blinks.
285
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,941
She's into all
sorts of mind games.
286
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,984
Trust me, whatever mind
games she plays has nothing
287
00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,570
on the girls backstage
at Little Miss Charlston.
288
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,907
I once saw a girl put Sprite
into another girl's eye drops.
289
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,993
- That's deeply disturbing.
- She was legally blind for two hours.
290
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,538
Ruined her baton
routine. The point is,
291
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,581
I'll be fine. I
don't get rattled.
292
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,583
Well, good luck in
there, pageant girl.
293
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,335
- Kacey.
- Cooper.
294
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,420
Good luck, Cooper.
295
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,131
Thanks.
296
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,556
Hey, if Eli invited me to
a rave that doesn't start
297
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,349
until 12:30 a.m., do I text him,
298
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,226
"See you tonight" or
"See you tomorrow"?
299
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,936
If you're asking that
question, this rave...
300
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,272
like all raves...
is not for you.
301
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,399
I'm just gonna just
give it a thumbs-up.
302
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,901
Hey, everybody, look
who decided to stop by
303
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,279
with absolutely no
warning whatsoever.
304
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,406
Oh, hey, robot lady.
305
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,867
Hey, everyone, just
decided to drop by
306
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,660
and see how everything's going.
307
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,162
Oh, it's a slay, mama.
308
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,122
I mean, where have these
little machines been
309
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,458
my whole life, am
I right, sister?
310
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:11,462
I have some follow-up questions
to see how the program is doing.
311
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:14,006
Sounds great. I can answer
any and all of your questions.
312
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,175
Actually, I'd love
to ask the barista,
313
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,219
since you're the one who deals
with the robots the most.
314
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,348
Okay, fun, yeah. Uh,
Kimberly and Canaan,
315
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,434
who is also a barista,
would be happy to tell you
316
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,354
- how great and normal everything's going.
- Mm-hmm.
317
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,482
- Yep.
- Yep. Definitely. I'm Kimberly.
318
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,650
Great. I'll pull up this form.
319
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,194
Oh, are my answers
being recorded?
320
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,278
Mm-hmm.
321
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,696
Got it.
322
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,114
How difficult have you found it
323
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,284
to integrate the robots
into your system?
324
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:46,789
Uh, uh, some words that
come to mind for me
325
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:50,209
- are "seamless," "synergy..."
- Mm. Mm.
326
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,712
- "slam dunk," all around, all around.
- Mm-hmm.
327
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,255
Kimberly?
Have you found it
328
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,342
just as easy to
integrate the system?
329
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,177
- Super easy.
- Mm.
330
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,763
Or, like, medium easy.
And, like, sometimes hard.
331
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,348
Yeah, that's a really tough one.
332
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,517
I'm sorry, how many more
questions do you have?
333
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,519
- Well, I've asked one.
- Mm.
334
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,688
Do you feel Essex College
should invest more
335
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,274
in automation to
optimize efficiency?
336
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,652
I can't lie, we
haven't used them,
337
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:17,778
we locked them in the closet.
338
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,113
What Kimberly's trying to say
339
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,489
is that we had some
difficulties...
340
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,990
- Mm-hmm.
- Setting them up.
341
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,034
Canaan, can you
show the nice lady
342
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,452
where they're being
carefully stored?
343
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,330
Of course, of course.
Right this way.
344
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,042
- The fuck is wrong with you?
- Ugh, Lila, I'm sorry,
345
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,378
but I can't lie, I have
to keep my record clean.
346
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,005
Well, I hope you're
happy, because we're all
347
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,173
about to be poor,
because of you.
348
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,175
- Lilo & Snitch up in here.
- Don't be mad at me.
349
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,678
Oh, I'm not mad.
I'm piss-appointed.
350
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,346
Which is worse than
"disappointed,"
351
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,514
because I'm pissed.
352
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,643
Oh, how wonderful.
353
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,770
The robots are working again.
354
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,439
- Yeah.
- Yeah, um, seems like the issue
355
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,733
is that you didn't take
them out of the boxes
356
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,067
or turn them on.
357
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,153
- What?
- Oh. Man, technology,
358
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:02,114
it just... gets more and
more advanced every day.
359
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,283
The
manual didn't say that, it said
360
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,161
to leave it in the box...
361
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,667
- Let's go.
- Hang on, give me a second, I'm on hold
362
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,711
- with my car lease guy.
- Dude, I have 20 minutes.
363
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,130
- Do that later. Take off your pants.
- W-Wow. Okay, yeah.
364
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,300
Uh, let's do this.
Let's do it... oh.
365
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,261
- Uh...
- What... what-what's going on?
366
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,347
They're button fly, it takes a
second. 20 minutes seems like
367
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,307
a normal amount of time, do
we have to move at this pace?
368
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,100
My schedule is insane
today. I'm squeezing this in
369
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,560
- between practice and a lab.
- Uh-huh.
370
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,145
A lab? Are you a STEM major?
371
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,772
Is that a follow-up question?
372
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,148
You know the rules
we've established:
373
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,900
no follow-up questions,
no sleepovers
374
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,443
and no childhood stories
longer than one sentence.
375
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,111
I told you, you can't tell
a story in one sentence.
376
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,489
- Shut up.
- Whoa. Okay. Damn.
377
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,824
I like this side of you.
It's scary, but don't stop.
378
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,618
Isaiah,
what's it gonna take
379
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,036
to get you in a Land Rover?
380
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,579
Hang up, Carl.
381
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,629
- Friggin' nerds.
- You came.
382
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,506
Hey. I knew you'd be here.
383
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,049
To be honest,
I'm supposed to be at
384
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,592
a women's fencing
match right now.
385
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,886
But I had to see you
again. You look great.
386
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,138
So do you. I like your jacket.
387
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,641
Thanks. It's
actually sewn into the fur.
388
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,852
- No, not yet. Keep it on.
- If that's what you want.
389
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,188
Mm-hmm. Let's get out of here.
390
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,107
♪ Eat the cake as
fast as you can ♪
391
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:22,027
♪ Patty cake, patty
cake, baker's man ♪
392
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,154
♪ Eat the cake as
fast as you can... ♪
393
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,533
Oh, my God. Franklin.
394
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,952
♪ Put your face on the plate,
go ahead and clean it ♪
395
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,996
♪ Take a plate, eat
it, kiss it, eat it ♪
396
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,124
♪ Put your face on the plate ♪
397
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,709
♪ Go ahead and clean it. ♪
398
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,836
Kacey Baker?
399
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,505
You're up.
400
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,181
Hi.
401
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,143
I'm Kacey Lynn Baker.
402
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,983
♪ You're ♪
403
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:04,403
♪ Gonna hear me ♪
404
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:08,032
♪ Roar ♪
405
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,410
♪ I used to bite my tongue
and hold my breath ♪
406
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,204
♪ Scared to rock the
boat and make a mess ♪
407
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,874
♪ So I sat quietly ♪
408
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,168
♪ Agreed politely ♪
409
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,545
♪ You held me down,
but I got up ♪
410
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,882
♪ Already brushing
off the dust ♪
411
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,426
♪ I see it all, I see it now ♪
412
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,596
♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪
413
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,306
♪ A fighter ♪
414
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,850
♪ Dancing through the fire ♪
415
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,561
♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
416
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:41,565
♪ And you're gonna
hear me roar ♪
417
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:45,277
♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪
418
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,447
♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
419
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,033
♪ And you're gonna hear me ♪
420
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:54,620
♪ Roar ♪
421
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:59,124
♪ You're gonna hear
me roar, yeah ♪
422
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:04,463
♪ You're gonna hear me roar. ♪
423
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,434
Kacey?
424
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,854
Well done.
425
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,482
Thank you.
426
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,780
Yes.
427
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,414
- Morning.
- Morning?
428
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,624
- What do you mean, "morning"?
- You fell asleep.
429
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,376
I've never seen anybody
go down that hard.
430
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,753
Oh, my God. What day is it?
431
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,964
It's tomorrow? No, but
it has to be yesterday.
432
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,300
- Please don't tell me it's not yesterday.
- Can you rephrase that?
433
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,054
Fuck. Fuck. I am so screwed.
I slept through my lab.
434
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,681
I have so much work to do
before my game tomorrow,
435
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,474
I needed last night
to be productive.
436
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,727
- Oh, trust me, it was.
- Why didn't you wake me up?
437
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,770
Oh, I was going to, but
you seemed so comfortable,
438
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,064
- and you had this cute snore...
- This is never happening again.
439
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,691
Fuck, where's my phone?
440
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,609
It's in your hand.
441
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,528
Great, now I'm even
more behind than I was.
442
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,405
Just assume you're not gonna
see me for, like, the next week.
443
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,490
But I'll-I'll squeeze
you in if I can.
444
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,409
Squeeze me in? Who
are you, my barber?
445
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,621
I'm telling
you, Kimberly,
446
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,248
you have to have
sex with a mascot.
447
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,208
I mean, Franklin the
Fox definitely knows
448
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,960
his way around a
human woman's body.
449
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,503
Okay.
450
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,172
Did the fox text you?
451
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,757
No, it's Arvind.
452
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,967
He texts me a random
emoji every day.
453
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,677
Today's was a saxophone.
454
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,058
It's funnier than it sounds.
455
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,894
I think I still
have a crush on him.
456
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,645
Aw, Bela.
457
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,439
I just had the best
sex of my life.
458
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,191
Why am I still thinking
about a wifed-up nice boy?
459
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,318
'Cause I think
you're experiencing
460
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,237
- real feelings for someone.
- What?
461
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,824
So my feelings for Paul Mescal's
rugby thighs aren't real?
462
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,410
Ugh, I hate real feelings.
463
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,621
Ugh, thank God.
464
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,165
I could really use whatever's
in here.
465
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,875
Oh, did you order a coffee?
466
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,252
No, I just open the top
and grab what's inside.
467
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,837
You know somebody else
paid for that, right?
468
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,964
Meh. The robot can
just make another one.
469
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,384
Well, well, well,
look who's fraternizing
470
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:16,428
- with the enemy.
- I didn't order it, I promise.
471
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,597
Well, I wanted to give
you your split of the tips
472
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,766
- from yesterday.
- Oh, great.
473
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,061
It's a hair tie and
a gum wrapper. Enjoy.
474
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,479
Look, Lila, I know you're mad,
475
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,439
but I couldn't lie to
the administration.
476
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,566
It's not worth the risk that
it could come back to haunt me.
477
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,402
You should be sorry, because now
478
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,404
I won't have enough money
to buy my dream horse.
479
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,406
Yes, that's right.
480
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,075
My dream horse.
481
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,077
No one help it!
482
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,379
Excuse me? Would
you do me a favor?
483
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,548
I'd love a reaction video
I could post online,
484
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,550
so as the cast list goes up,
485
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,468
can you focus in on
my name and the role,
486
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,846
and then whip over to do
a slow push-in on my face
487
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,014
while I react shocked?
488
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,473
- Okay.
- Thank you.
489
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,434
Keep it vertical and
film from a high angle.
490
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:06,271
And don't cut off my hair.
491
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,243
"Old Woman"?
492
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,911
Are you fucking kidding me?
493
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,121
Do you want me
to keep recording?
494
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,664
No, stop recording.
495
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,207
I accidentally cut
off part of your hair.
496
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,797
♪ Them the wealthy... ♪
497
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,468
This may come as
a surprise to you,
498
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,346
but this is my first time
at a party like this.
499
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,349
No, I believe it, from
everything I know about you,
500
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,434
- and, also, your dancing.
- The music is so loud,
501
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,770
- I can feel it in my teeth.
- Cool.
502
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,772
How do I know when it's a
good time to take a break?
503
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:52,524
This beat doesn't
contain any natural cues.
504
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,153
It's sort of supposed to feel
like a single four-hour song.
505
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,280
Four hours? I love that.
506
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,407
I can't wait to do
this for that long.
507
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,203
But maybe we can
step aside for a bit.
508
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:10,834
I still feel so bad
about how upset Lila is.
509
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,920
But I have to protect
my future, right?
510
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,380
You got to let all this go.
511
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,173
Just slow your mind
and try and have fun.
512
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,676
Okay. I can do that.
513
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:22,347
The water here tastes so
bad. Did you notice that?
514
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,682
What table did
you get that from?
515
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:25,934
There.
516
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,187
I think you're
drinking Molly water.
517
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,188
Wait, what?
518
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:32,815
That has MDMA in it.
519
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,400
Oh, my God! I did drugs?
520
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,485
Okay, no. Don't panic.
We'll go find a place,
521
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,986
we'll sit down and
we'll ride it out.
522
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,447
Okay. I'm on water drugs.
523
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,618
But I'm fine. Everything's fine.
524
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,835
Eli.
525
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,504
Eli.
526
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,849
Fuck.
527
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,809
Hey, you.
528
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:09,852
Hey.
529
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,311
Last night was so hot,
530
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,479
I can't get it out of my head.
531
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,231
Look, I-I don't think
532
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,566
it's gonna work out between us.
533
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:16,942
What?
534
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,736
I realized that I
think I was trying
535
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,487
to use you as a way of
getting over someone else.
536
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,823
- I'm okay with that.
- But I'm not.
537
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,992
I think I want to try and
be on my own for a while.
538
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,578
What if we started
over, face-to-face?
539
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,079
Look, I'm sure you're
a great person,
540
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,706
but I've made my decision,
541
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,541
and I think it's best if
I never know who you are,
542
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:35,461
and just imagine you're
some sort of a butter face,
543
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,713
or an older janitor who
loves to clean the floors
544
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,716
or other parts of people's...
545
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,177
Oh, come on! That's your face?
546
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,429
How dare you be
handsome right now?
547
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,309
Doesn't matter, I...
548
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,311
I've
made up my mind.
549
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,937
I'm going.
550
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,105
Bye, fox.
551
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,238
The stairwell's in use!
552
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,615
Oh, sorry.
553
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,158
Uh, didn't mean
to interrupt you.
554
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,951
Oh. It's you.
555
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,703
I thought I heard someone
crying, are you all right?
556
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:13,207
Oh. No, I'm, I'm just, um...
557
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,125
admiring the architecture.
558
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,045
Strong.
559
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,047
Got it.
560
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,256
Do you want to talk?
561
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,966
No, I'm good.
562
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,177
- Congratulations on your role, though.
- Yeah, thank you.
563
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,345
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
564
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,471
It's honestly messed up
565
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,972
that you didn't get the lead.
566
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,225
I heard your audition,
you are so much better
567
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,353
than the girl who got cast.
Like, you were incredible.
568
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,145
That means a lot.
569
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,647
You sure you're all right?
570
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:37,940
It feels weird leaving
you here like this.
571
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:39,108
No, I'm fine.
572
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,651
I just need to be alone
573
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,611
for 10 to 80 minutes.
574
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,655
Ah, you'll work it out.
575
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,491
You don't get rattled.
576
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,495
Well, I actually do have
to use the stairs, though.
577
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,164
Right. Of course. Yeah.
578
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:55,792
Yeah.
579
00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:58,961
♪ Oh-oh ♪
580
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,175
Essex!
581
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,011
Essex! Essex!
582
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:10,264
Essex! Essex! Essex!
583
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,099
Essex! Essex!
584
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,934
Goddamn school spirit!
585
00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:20,482
I know we said we
wouldn't do this,
586
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:22,276
but I need to sleep
before my game tomorrow,
587
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,737
and there are 50 drunk
idiots outside my window.
588
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:27,031
Can I sleep here one last time?
589
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:29,241
I wish I could, but that
would break the rules.
590
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,868
Plus, I have another
591
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,870
overscheduled soccer
player spending the night.
592
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,372
Get in.
593
00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:37,541
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
594
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,876
Also, I'm gonna need to borrow
595
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,919
your biggest and
softest T-shirt.
596
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,428
Oh, that feels nice.
597
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:50,971
I like that.
598
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:59,898
{\an8}Oh, no! I'm so sorry, Sonia.
599
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,984
{\an8}Oh, don't say that.
600
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:07,112
{\an8}Oh, don't call me a skank,
Sandra Day O'Connor,
601
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,489
{\an8}I love you so much.
602
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,074
- Kimberly? Kimberly.
- Lila.
603
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,533
Get up. I'm
taking you home.
604
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:12,743
How did you find me?
605
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,370
You texted me "I'm dying,"
606
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,537
like, 15 times.
607
00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:17,039
Let's go.
608
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,876
Oh, my, it smells like
ass and titties. Move.
609
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:31,136
Just so you know, you've been
shaking the bed all night.
610
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,472
My Apple Watch asked me if
I was in a car accident.
611
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,932
I'm so sorry.
612
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:37,644
- Have you slept at all?
- Not really.
613
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,770
God, this sucks.
614
00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,522
I really thought I
would sleep better here.
615
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:42,898
You nervous about the game?
616
00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:45,234
Yeah. And school and friends,
617
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:46,985
and a weird joke my mom tweeted.
618
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,113
And this article I read about
increasing trash volumes.
619
00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:50,864
Like, seriously, where
does our trash go?
620
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:53,075
It's 3:00 a.m. I don't
want to talk about trash.
621
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:54,284
I don't know why.
622
00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:55,786
I think I've just been, like,
623
00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:58,038
trying to do too much
lately and it's, like,
624
00:24:58,039 --> 00:24:59,581
it's, like, keeping
my heart rate up
625
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,125
when I try to rest or something.
626
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,794
Or... maybe it's anxiety.
627
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,170
Have you talked to
someone about it?
628
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:08,257
- Other than you right now? No.
- Sorry.
629
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:10,218
That was a major rule
break. I will shut up.
630
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:13,679
No. No, um...
631
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,515
I appreciate it.
632
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,727
Now that we're both
up, should we...
633
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,395
like, watch something?
634
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:22,813
Watch? No. I have
to go to sleep.
635
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,481
I have... I have class tomorrow.
636
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:25,983
- Can you give me that pillow?
- What?
637
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:27,401
- You want my pillow?
- Yes. Okay? Your bed is...
638
00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:28,861
You already have three,
639
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,112
how much neck
support do you need?
640
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,488
- What?
- Just a little bit, okay?
641
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:32,698
Oh, my God.
642
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,116
I'm trying to get some sleep.
643
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,789
I can't believe Eli didn't
even try to come find me.
644
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,708
But thank
you for picking me up.
645
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,668
Are you kidding? I would
never miss a chance
646
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,128
to tell a bitch "I told you so."
647
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,796
I know, I'm a hypocrite.
648
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,423
I'm a drug-using hypocrite.
649
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:50,883
And you're also a narc,
650
00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,843
and you suck at cleaning
the espresso machine.
651
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,261
If we're just naming your flaws.
652
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:55,637
I can't believe I did Molly
653
00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:57,181
in front of 200 witnesses.
654
00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:59,058
Now I'll never be
a Supreme Court Justice.
655
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,601
I'll probably just
end up on, like,
656
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,770
- a regional circuit court.
- Girl...
657
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:05,564
I'm pretty sure nobody
in that stanky-ass barn
658
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,274
is gonna be testifying
in Congress.
659
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,859
Listen,
660
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,694
you can't live your
life trying to do
661
00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,529
everything perfectly, okay?
662
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:16,325
You-you just got to trust that
even if you make mistakes,
663
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,826
you're a good person.
664
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,286
- Mm.
- Okay?
665
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,371
People will see that.
666
00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:22,206
Thank you, Lila.
667
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,916
- Mm-hmm.
- You're a such a good friend.
668
00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,834
I know.
669
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:28,671
All right. Come on, let's go.
670
00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:29,964
Where are we?
671
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:34,802
Oh, no, is this a
scared straight moment?
672
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:37,389
You ask way too many
questions. Let's go.
673
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,228
Oh. Why are all the
delivery robots here?
674
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,482
Because I dropped
a pin in a ditch
675
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,900
and ordered 50 coffees to it.
676
00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:52,069
You can be the
good girl that does
677
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:53,987
everything the
right way. But me?
678
00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:57,116
I get shit done. It's
best if you look away.
679
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,326
♪ Oh-oh ♪
680
00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:01,079
Goodbye, bitches.
681
00:27:01,913 --> 00:27:04,624
- I think I'm high again.
- Nah, this shit's real.
682
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,961
♪ Oh-oh ♪
683
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,755
♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪
684
00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:13,549
Professor Dorfmann?
685
00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:15,218
- Can I have a minute?
- Go ahead.
686
00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:17,428
I think you made a mistake.
687
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,013
Despite my audition...
688
00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:20,806
which I think we can both
agree was fantastic...
689
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,474
I got cast in a
pretty small role.
690
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,852
And I wanted to give you
the opportunity to fix that.
691
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:26,937
I think the right
hard-working lead
692
00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:28,772
might help drive tickets sales.
693
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,149
Of course I'm talking
about me.
694
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:32,235
My guess is you do
that quite a bit.
695
00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:35,613
You are talented.
696
00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:39,491
So, why did I get cast
as Old Woman?
697
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,368
Because you have
a beautiful voice,
698
00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:42,786
but there's nothing behind it.
699
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,121
You lack substance.
700
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:46,290
You're empty,
you're a reflection
701
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,750
of other things
you think are good
702
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:48,876
without being good yourself,
703
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,421
and that makes you... boring.
704
00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:55,090
So I expect you to
quit and tell me
705
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:56,717
you'll take your
talents elsewhere,
706
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,344
which, let's be real,
will be nowhere.
707
00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,387
So, can we just
skip to that part?
708
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:03,141
I can give your small
role to someone else.
709
00:28:06,561 --> 00:28:08,354
Well, I won't be going anywhere.
710
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:09,813
I will stay right here,
711
00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:12,107
work my ass off as Old Woman,
712
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,901
so that eventually
you'll see that you did
713
00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:15,235
make a mistake.
714
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,571
And that you don't
know me at all.
715
00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:19,656
♪ How you feeling ♪ -
716
00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:21,367
♪ One in a million ♪
717
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,243
♪ Will back it now,
well, yeah, this is it ♪
718
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,454
♪ I'm the OG of a
modest kind of fit ♪
719
00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:27,664
♪ I'll be runnin' the show,
I'm not to fit the script... ♪
720
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,503
Let's go. Go, go, go, go!
721
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:33,922
Move!
722
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,840
♪ Yeah... ♪
723
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:45,224
Essex!
Essex! Essex! Essex!
724
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:46,809
♪ Yeah, this is it. ♪
725
00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:53,982
♪ Two roads diverged in
a dense green woods ♪
726
00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:58,070
♪ And you chose
a difficult one ♪
727
00:28:58,071 --> 00:29:01,825
♪ And it's only just begun ♪
728
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,034
♪ Desperate for... ♪
729
00:29:04,035 --> 00:29:05,786
Hello. Are you here
for an appointment?
730
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,204
No.
731
00:29:07,205 --> 00:29:09,833
Would you like to
speak to someone today?
732
00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:12,960
Actually, I think...
I think I'm good.
733
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,754
But thank you.
734
00:29:15,505 --> 00:29:19,383
♪ I always feel
a little unwell ♪
735
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:22,052
♪ Too close for comfort... ♪
736
00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:24,722
Bela! Where have you been?
737
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,223
I sent you a picture
of that squirrel
738
00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:27,558
that looks like Ellen DeGeneres
739
00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:28,726
and you didn't even ha-ha it.
740
00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:29,810
Something wrong?
741
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:30,853
No, nothing's wrong.
742
00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:31,854
Just been kind of busy.
743
00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:33,439
Oh. Okay.
744
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,774
Well, I wanted to talk
to you about something.
745
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:37,901
Yeah, I don't know if
that's a good idea.
746
00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:40,238
- I-I feel like I might...
- Uh, I broke up with Emily.
747
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,116
Oh, no.
748
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,409
That's...
749
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:47,202
terrible.
750
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:50,039
{\an8}♪ You could be my new
thing, new thing ♪
751
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,206
{\an8}♪ You could be my new thing ♪
752
00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:53,000
{\an8}♪ New thing ♪
753
00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,710
{\an8}♪ Certified boo
thang, boo thang ♪
754
00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:57,087
{\an8}♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang ♪
755
00:29:57,088 --> 00:29:58,381
{\an8}♪ Wow ♪
756
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:01,258
{\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking
for a new thing ♪
757
00:30:01,259 --> 00:30:03,552
{\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking
for a new thing ♪
758
00:30:03,553 --> 00:30:05,888
{\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking
for a new thing ♪
759
00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:07,639
{\an8}♪ Could it be you? ♪
760
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,725
{\an8}- ♪ Say what? ♪
- ♪ Note the crack ♪
761
00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:12,269
{\an8}♪ I'm shining all day, so
there's no turning back ♪
762
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:14,480
{\an8}- ♪ Go, girl ♪
- ♪ Where you at? ♪
763
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:17,107
{\an8}♪ That friend up from the get,
now they sitting in the back ♪
764
00:30:17,108 --> 00:30:18,984
{\an8}- ♪ Hell yeah ♪
- ♪ It's a wrap ♪
765
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:22,071
{\an8}♪ My presence is a gift
now, let the bell ring ♪
766
00:30:22,072 --> 00:30:23,906
{\an8}- ♪ Mm-hmm ♪
- ♪ It's a match ♪
767
00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:26,700
{\an8}♪ You look so good, yeah,
you can be my new thing ♪
768
00:30:26,701 --> 00:30:28,410
{\an8}♪ New thing, new thing ♪
769
00:30:28,411 --> 00:30:30,621
{\an8}♪ You could be my new
thing, new thing ♪
770
00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:33,165
{\an8}♪ Certified boo
thang, boo thang ♪
771
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:36,001
{\an8}♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang,
Wu-Tang, wow ♪
772
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:37,753
{\an8}♪ You're my new
thing, new thing ♪
773
00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:40,339
{\an8}♪ You could be my new
thing, new thing ♪
774
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,633
{\an8}♪ Certified boo
thang, boo thang ♪
775
00:30:42,634 --> 00:30:46,096
{\an8}♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang,
Wu-Tang, yeah ♪
776
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:49,807
{\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking for
a new thing, new thing ♪
777
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:52,309
{\an8}♪ You could be my new
thing, new thing ♪
778
00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:54,812
{\an8}♪ Certified boo
thang, boo thang ♪
779
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:57,064
{\an8}♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang ♪
780
00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:58,441
{\an8}♪ Yeah ♪
781
00:30:59,192 --> 00:31:01,110
{\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking
for a new thing ♪
782
00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:03,821
{\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking
for a new thing ♪
783
00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:06,699
{\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking
for a new thing ♪
784
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,117
{\an8}♪ Could it be you? ♪
785
00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:14,118
{\an8}Go to bed.
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