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♪ You got me breathin' in pure oxygen ♪

♪ Yes, darlin'... ♪

- My life is over. - You said that yesterday

when the Wi-Fi went out for five minutes. What's happening now?

I sent Arvind a risky DM yesterday,

and I've been spiraling about it all night.

I'm sure it's not that bad. What was the message?

Tried to reverse-psychology him

into breaking up with his girlfriend.

Sorry. That was just so much worse

than anything I thought you were gonna say.

Did he respond?

No, he hasn't seen it yet.

He hasn't seen it yet.

I can still unsend it. Kimberly,

you wicked psycho, how do you come up

with these sick little schemes?

I didn't, and I really don't want credit for it.

Unsent. Holy shit, that was close.

Phew. Thanks, Kimbo.

♪ Prove you got the right to please me ♪

♪ Everybody knows ♪

♪ Catch me or I go Houdini ♪

♪ Time is passin' like a solar eclipse ♪

♪ See you watchin' and you blow me a kiss ♪

♪ It's your moment, baby, don't let it slip ♪

♪ Come in closer ♪

♪ Are you readin' my lips? ♪

♪ They say I come and I go ♪

♪ Tell me all the ways you need me ♪

♪ I'm not here for long ♪

♪ Catch me or I go Houdini ♪

- ♪ Catch me or I go Houdini. ♪ - Excuse me.

Where are you ladies coming from?

- Um, nowhere. - You know, stuff.

Oh, my God.

A double walk of shame? I need to record

this historic moment in our suite.

Say "Dicked down"

on three. One, two.

- Dicked down! - Absolutely not.

Okay, spill! I want all the juicy details.

Um, well,

Isaiah and I have been hooking up

every day for the last week.

- Ee! - But we're keeping it casual,

which is great for my busy schedule.

We don't waste time on boring things

like conversation and greetings.

- That sounds efficient. - And hot.

Turns out being friends with benefits is way better

when you're not even friends.

Oh. Do you like him as a person?

Honestly, no idea. It's great!

Well, Eli and I have been having the most amazing sex, too.

You know how there are aftershocks

after big earthquakes?

I've been having internal aftershocks.

Like, I had one the entire time when he was talking.

Sorry, but is this what y'all do for fun?

Talk about the sex you're having

with guys who don't want to date you?

Well, I like to think

it's a little bit more nuanced than that.

Oh, trust me, I'm not judging.

I just did the most desperate thing of all time.

Download dating apps to find a new guy.

Yeah, we all have been

on every dating app that has ever been made.

Oh. Fun. Sorry I called it desperate.

It's just that I think it is.

Well, word to the wise... don't get discouraged.

Sometimes it takes a while

for the algorithms to give good matches.

My profile has 200 likes in a few hours.

Is that a lot?

- It's fine. Yeah. - It's okay.

Well, um, I'm glad

you all are having successful sex and dating lives.

Meanwhile, I'm going to go to guard the spirit rock.

- The what? - Oh, Essex is playing

our rival Crestmont this weekend,

and it's part of school tradition

to guard this big painted rock

so their students don't vandalize it.

- That sounds fun! - It's not.

- Oh. - But it is part

of my FAF duties to guard it.

And I will be doing my shift with Arvind

and his basic bitch girlfriend.

Really not looking forward

to third-wheeling them for six hours.

Wish me luck.

Hmm. Up to 250.

I know it's problematic when a man says this,

but could you smile more?

I want people here to think I have friends.

Yeah, but did you see the story on C-SPAN last night

about the chief of staff of the transportation secretary

who had to resign over their digital footprint?

Do you watch the news? You know you can change your algorithm

to block that stuff out, right?

Yeah, I'm going through my Instagram right now

and deleting anything that could possibly be seen as offensive.

- Offensive in what way? - Like this.

I was once a sushi for Halloween.

And that might not be cultural appropriation right now,

but in a couple of years, who knows?

I would delete it, but for very different reasons.

If I want to be a Supreme Court justice,

I have to make sure that my record is squeaky clean.

Which is why I'm also deleting this photo of me from 2017

captioned, "Me gusta Cinco de Mayo."

Like, what were you thinking, Younger Kimberly?

That is not your holiday to gusta.

You should also delete that one of you wearing Crocs.

Oh, are Crocs offensive?

To the concept of fashion, absolutely.

Hey, do you know where the theater department is?

In light of recent events, I've decided

to get the lead in the fall musical.

Oh, I didn't know you were a performer.

You don't seem like a theater person at all.

That is the nicest thing you could ever say to me.

Theater people are so thirsty and embarrassing.

I only do it because I'm pretty, and I dance really well,

and I sing like an angel.

Right. I think the shows here are pretty hard to get cast in,

but no matter what happens,

it's really good to put yourself out there.

And maybe you'll make some new friends.

Theater friends? God, no.

I just want my shitty ex, Calvin, to be pissed

when he has to see my face on every bulletin board

on campus.

Wow. What a fun goal to have.

♪ Hello, hello, it's a mellow day ♪

♪ You see me sitting pretty while the cellos play... ♪

This is so exciting.

I'm so happy you two are finally getting to meet.

Yup. Really exciting stuff.

- I've heard so much about you. - Mm.

Arvind is always telling me the funny things you say.

Yeah, I do a really bad job of repeating them,

but then, Emily laughs anyway, because, well, she laughs a lot.

You do laugh a lot.

It's true.

Uh, I think I'm gonna go check out the other side

- of the rock for a bit. - Cool.

Hey.

- Oh. Hey. You're the mascot. - Yup, that's me.

I didn't know you were allowed to talk.

I normally don't,

unless there's someone worth talking to.

Okay. Have we met before?

No, but I wanted to come over and say "hi"

to the sexiest girl here.

Wow. Uh, I'm Bela, by the way.

Sorry. That's my cue.

♪ They all cool I'm a whole vibe ♪

- ♪ Life of the party ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪

- ♪ Watch how the dance floor get so live ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Whole crew fresh, money in the bank ♪

- ♪ Man, I'm feeling like the GOAT ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Got a mean two-step, wanna learn my dance ♪

♪ I can show Ali the ropes ♪

- ♪ Every lady and man ♪ - ♪ Get down, get down ♪

- ♪ Get down ♪ - ♪ Get down, get down ♪

- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Got a drink in your hand... ♪

Okay, Franklin The Fox.

- ♪ Hey! ♪ - ♪ You came here to dance... ♪

So on behalf

of the administration, congratulations

on being chosen to pilot

Essex's new food delivery system.

Yas! It's giving innovation, honey.

Thanks to these delivery robots, students will be able

to enjoy Sips beverages wherever they are on campus.

And he's just so cute. Hello.

Welcome to the Sips family. It's so nice to meet you.

It's not a Pixar movie. They don't talk.

We don't know that.

- They do not talk. - Got it.

Feel free to reach out if you have any questions.

The other three robots will be delivered later.

It's an honor, truly.

Take care. Lovely to meet you.

- Hmm. - Fuck these things. I'm not gonna let this little

- R2-D2-ass bitch take my money. - What are you talking about?

Wake up. If people start getting their drinks delivered,

that means they won't come into Sips, which means less tips.

This robo devil is stealing money from us.

She's right. These big corporations

- are using automation to replace us. - Mm.

I don't want to sound like my craziest uncle on Facebook,

but these robots come for everybody.

Hmm. Zippy would never do that. I named him Zippy, by the way.

- Let's shove it in the supply closet. - I'm with that. Okay.

Wait, guys. No. I'm uncomfortable with that idea.

- We could get in trouble. - Okay.

What do you suggest we do? I'm open to ideas.

Um, well, we could start

by gathering compelling data points,

and then we do a letter-writing campaign.

And I bet in a few short weeks,

we could have Essex see our side.

- Horrible idea. We're doing my thing. - Mm-hmm.

- Bye, Zippy. - Adios.

Wait, guys. I think we're making a mistake.

- Can we at least talk about it? - No! - No!

Yeah, that's right, robot.

You just got human-ed.

Back to work.

Whitney!

- Have you been out here all night? - Yeah. Yeah.

Sophomore year is no joke.

We have a huge game this weekend,

and classes are kicking my ass.

Being a student athlete was so much easier

when I didn't care about the student part. But it's okay.

I think I've figured out a way to get it all done.

Turns out there's a bunch of hours

in the day I just haven't been using.

- Do you mean the ones at night? - Yeah.

Protein break.

If I eat every 30 minutes, it tricks my body

into never falling asleep.

Between that and tripling

my caffeine intake, I'm golden.

It's a life hack.

Good morning!

Wow. Bela, you look amazing!

- Thank you. - And this time, I, like, really mean it.

Okay. Yeah. Thanks.

- Hmm. - Oh.

Will one of you smell me? I need to make sure

my perfume can penetrate a thick mask.

Oh, did I not tell you guys?

I'm gonna fuck the mascot.

- I'm sorry. What? - Franklin the Fox?

The one and only. I met him at the rock yesterday,

and we were vibing.

I'm-a get all up in that fur.

Have you ever seen him without his costume?

Do we ever really see anyone outside of their costume?

I haven't, but, like, I will.

I get it. Franklin the Fox is jacked and stacked.

- Thank you. - All right, well, I'm gonna start getting ready.

- I have my audition today. - Oh, right. - Oh, good luck.

Oh, thanks, but you don't need luck

when you were the second best singer in your whole church.

Is anyone else worried

she might not be as good as she hypes herself up to be?

I'm starting to think that, too.

Yeah.

Did you just take an espresso bean like a pill?

Yeah, she's booked and busy, but she got this.

Heads up. It's gonna be a long wait to audition.

You might want to take a seat.

Oh, thanks, but my clothes are way too cute

to get wrinkled by sitting.

I don't think I've seen you around.

Yeah, I don't really do the whole theater-kid thing.

It's just not really my scene.

I mean, what's going on over there?

It's sad to look at.

You do realize I'm, like, obviously a theater person,

- too, right? - Right.

I'm sure you're different. I-I'm just saying

those people would've been eaten alive in the pageant world.

Oh, you're a pageant girl. That makes sense.

I'm sorry. Do you have an issue with pageants?

Well, I mean, aren't pageants just girls in bathing suits

walking across a stage, being objectified

while they, like, talk about world peace?

Yeah, I mean, that's a part of it, sure, but all I'm saying is

that pageants have done way more for America

than theater ever has.

Okay, well, that's insane, but respect.

Well, look, just a heads-up,

Professor Dorfmann is super intense during auditions,

so don't expect any reactions.

She doesn't laugh, doesn't clap.

Like, I don't think she even blinks.

She's into all sorts of mind games.

Trust me, whatever mind games she plays has nothing

on the girls backstage at Little Miss Charlston.

I once saw a girl put Sprite into another girl's eye drops.

- That's deeply disturbing. - She was legally blind for two hours.

Ruined her baton routine. The point is,

I'll be fine. I don't get rattled.

Well, good luck in there, pageant girl.

- Kacey. - Cooper.

Good luck, Cooper.

Thanks.

Hey, if Eli invited me to a rave that doesn't start

until 12:30 a.m., do I text him,

"See you tonight" or "See you tomorrow"?

If you're asking that question, this rave...

like all raves... is not for you.

I'm just gonna just give it a thumbs-up.

Hey, everybody, look who decided to stop by

with absolutely no warning whatsoever.

Oh, hey, robot lady.

Hey, everyone, just decided to drop by

and see how everything's going.

Oh, it's a slay, mama.

I mean, where have these little machines been

my whole life, am I right, sister?

I have some follow-up questions to see how the program is doing.

Sounds great. I can answer any and all of your questions.

Actually, I'd love to ask the barista,

since you're the one who deals with the robots the most.

Okay, fun, yeah. Uh, Kimberly and Canaan,

who is also a barista, would be happy to tell you

- how great and normal everything's going. - Mm-hmm.

- Yep. - Yep. Definitely. I'm Kimberly.

Great. I'll pull up this form.

Oh, are my answers being recorded?

Mm-hmm.

Got it.

How difficult have you found it

to integrate the robots into your system?

Uh, uh, some words that come to mind for me

- are "seamless," "synergy..." - Mm. Mm.

- "slam dunk," all around, all around. - Mm-hmm.

Kimberly? Have you found it

just as easy to integrate the system?

- Super easy. - Mm.

Or, like, medium easy. And, like, sometimes hard.

Yeah, that's a really tough one.

I'm sorry, how many more questions do you have?

- Well, I've asked one. - Mm.

Do you feel Essex College should invest more

in automation to optimize efficiency?

I can't lie, we haven't used them,

we locked them in the closet.

What Kimberly's trying to say

is that we had some difficulties...

- Mm-hmm. - Setting them up.

Canaan, can you show the nice lady

where they're being carefully stored?

Of course, of course. Right this way.

- The fuck is wrong with you? - Ugh, Lila, I'm sorry,

but I can't lie, I have to keep my record clean.

Well, I hope you're happy, because we're all

about to be poor, because of you.

- Lilo & Snitch up in here. - Don't be mad at me.

Oh, I'm not mad. I'm piss-appointed.

Which is worse than "disappointed,"

because I'm pissed.

Oh, how wonderful.

The robots are working again.

- Yeah. - Yeah, um, seems like the issue

is that you didn't take them out of the boxes

or turn them on.

- What? - Oh. Man, technology,

it just... gets more and more advanced every day.

The manual didn't say that, it said

to leave it in the box...

- Let's go. - Hang on, give me a second, I'm on hold

- with my car lease guy. - Dude, I have 20 minutes.

- Do that later. Take off your pants. - W-Wow. Okay, yeah.

Uh, let's do this. Let's do it... oh.

- Uh... - What... what-what's going on?

They're button fly, it takes a second. 20 minutes seems like

a normal amount of time, do we have to move at this pace?

My schedule is insane today. I'm squeezing this in

- between practice and a lab. - Uh-huh.

A lab? Are you a STEM major?

Is that a follow-up question?

You know the rules we've established:

no follow-up questions, no sleepovers

and no childhood stories longer than one sentence.

I told you, you can't tell a story in one sentence.

- Shut up. - Whoa. Okay. Damn.

I like this side of you. It's scary, but don't stop.

Isaiah, what's it gonna take

to get you in a Land Rover?

Hang up, Carl.

- Friggin' nerds. - You came.

Hey. I knew you'd be here.

To be honest, I'm supposed to be at

a women's fencing match right now.

But I had to see you again. You look great.

So do you. I like your jacket.

Thanks. It's actually sewn into the fur.

- No, not yet. Keep it on. - If that's what you want.

Mm-hmm. Let's get out of here.

♪ Eat the cake as fast as you can ♪

♪ Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man ♪

♪ Eat the cake as fast as you can... ♪

Oh, my God. Franklin.

♪ Put your face on the plate, go ahead and clean it ♪

♪ Take a plate, eat it, kiss it, eat it ♪

♪ Put your face on the plate ♪

♪ Go ahead and clean it. ♪

Kacey Baker?

You're up.

Hi.

I'm Kacey Lynn Baker.

♪ You're ♪

♪ Gonna hear me ♪

♪ Roar ♪

♪ I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath ♪

♪ Scared to rock the boat and make a mess ♪

♪ So I sat quietly ♪

♪ Agreed politely ♪

♪ You held me down, but I got up ♪

♪ Already brushing off the dust ♪

♪ I see it all, I see it now ♪

♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪

♪ A fighter ♪

♪ Dancing through the fire ♪

♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪

♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪

♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪

♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪

♪ And you're gonna hear me ♪

♪ Roar ♪

♪ You're gonna hear me roar, yeah ♪

♪ You're gonna hear me roar. ♪

Kacey?

Well done.

Thank you.

Yes.

- Morning. - Morning?

- What do you mean, "morning"? - You fell asleep.

I've never seen anybody go down that hard.

Oh, my God. What day is it?

It's tomorrow? No, but it has to be yesterday.

- Please don't tell me it's not yesterday. - Can you rephrase that?

Fuck. Fuck. I am so screwed. I slept through my lab.

I have so much work to do before my game tomorrow,

I needed last night to be productive.

- Oh, trust me, it was. - Why didn't you wake me up?

Oh, I was going to, but you seemed so comfortable,

- and you had this cute snore... - This is never happening again.

Fuck, where's my phone?

It's in your hand.

Great, now I'm even more behind than I was.

Just assume you're not gonna see me for, like, the next week.

But I'll-I'll squeeze you in if I can.

Squeeze me in? Who are you, my barber?

I'm telling you, Kimberly,

you have to have sex with a mascot.

I mean, Franklin the Fox definitely knows

his way around a human woman's body.

Okay.

Did the fox text you?

No, it's Arvind.

He texts me a random emoji every day.

Today's was a saxophone.

It's funnier than it sounds.

I think I still have a crush on him.

Aw, Bela.

I just had the best sex of my life.

Why am I still thinking about a wifed-up nice boy?

'Cause I think you're experiencing

- real feelings for someone. - What?

So my feelings for Paul Mescal's rugby thighs aren't real?

Ugh, I hate real feelings.

Ugh, thank God.

I could really use whatever's in here.

Oh, did you order a coffee?

No, I just open the top and grab what's inside.

You know somebody else paid for that, right?

Meh. The robot can just make another one.

Well, well, well, look who's fraternizing

- with the enemy. - I didn't order it, I promise.

Well, I wanted to give you your split of the tips

- from yesterday. - Oh, great.

It's a hair tie and a gum wrapper. Enjoy.

Look, Lila, I know you're mad,

but I couldn't lie to the administration.

It's not worth the risk that it could come back to haunt me.

You should be sorry, because now

I won't have enough money to buy my dream horse.

Yes, that's right.

My dream horse.

No one help it!

Excuse me? Would you do me a favor?

I'd love a reaction video I could post online,

so as the cast list goes up,

can you focus in on my name and the role,

and then whip over to do a slow push-in on my face

while I react shocked?

- Okay. - Thank you.

Keep it vertical and film from a high angle.

And don't cut off my hair.

"Old Woman"?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Do you want me to keep recording?

No, stop recording.

I accidentally cut off part of your hair.

♪ Them the wealthy... ♪

This may come as a surprise to you,

but this is my first time at a party like this.

No, I believe it, from everything I know about you,

- and, also, your dancing. - The music is so loud,

- I can feel it in my teeth. - Cool.

How do I know when it's a good time to take a break?

This beat doesn't contain any natural cues.

It's sort of supposed to feel like a single four-hour song.

Four hours? I love that.

I can't wait to do this for that long.

But maybe we can step aside for a bit.

I still feel so bad about how upset Lila is.

But I have to protect my future, right?

You got to let all this go.

Just slow your mind and try and have fun.

Okay. I can do that.

The water here tastes so bad. Did you notice that?

What table did you get that from?

There.

I think you're drinking Molly water.

Wait, what?

That has MDMA in it.

Oh, my God! I did drugs?

Okay, no. Don't panic. We'll go find a place,

we'll sit down and we'll ride it out.

Okay. I'm on water drugs.

But I'm fine. Everything's fine.

Eli.

Eli.

Fuck.

Hey, you.

Hey.

Last night was so hot,

I can't get it out of my head.

Look, I-I don't think

it's gonna work out between us.

What?

I realized that I think I was trying

to use you as a way of getting over someone else.

- I'm okay with that. - But I'm not.

I think I want to try and be on my own for a while.

What if we started over, face-to-face?

Look, I'm sure you're a great person,

but I've made my decision,

and I think it's best if I never know who you are,

and just imagine you're some sort of a butter face,

or an older janitor who loves to clean the floors

or other parts of people's...

Oh, come on! That's your face?

How dare you be handsome right now?

Doesn't matter, I...

I've made up my mind.

I'm going.

Bye, fox.

The stairwell's in use!

Oh, sorry.

Uh, didn't mean to interrupt you.

Oh. It's you.

I thought I heard someone crying, are you all right?

Oh. No, I'm, I'm just, um...

admiring the architecture.

Strong.

Got it.

Do you want to talk?

No, I'm good.

- Congratulations on your role, though. - Yeah, thank you.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

It's honestly messed up

that you didn't get the lead.

I heard your audition, you are so much better

than the girl who got cast. Like, you were incredible.

That means a lot.

You sure you're all right?

It feels weird leaving you here like this.

No, I'm fine.

I just need to be alone

for 10 to 80 minutes.

Ah, you'll work it out.

You don't get rattled.

Well, I actually do have to use the stairs, though.

Right. Of course. Yeah.

Yeah.

♪ Oh-oh ♪

Essex!

Essex! Essex!

Essex! Essex! Essex!

Essex! Essex!

Goddamn school spirit!

I know we said we wouldn't do this,

but I need to sleep before my game tomorrow,

and there are 50 drunk idiots outside my window.

Can I sleep here one last time?

I wish I could, but that would break the rules.

Plus, I have another

overscheduled soccer player spending the night.

Get in.

- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

Also, I'm gonna need to borrow

your biggest and softest T-shirt.

Oh, that feels nice.

I like that.

Oh, no! I'm so sorry, Sonia.

Oh, don't say that.

Oh, don't call me a skank, Sandra Day O'Connor,

I love you so much.

- Kimberly? Kimberly. - Lila.

Get up. I'm taking you home.

How did you find me?

You texted me "I'm dying,"

like, 15 times.

Let's go.

Oh, my, it smells like ass and titties. Move.

Just so you know, you've been shaking the bed all night.

My Apple Watch asked me if I was in a car accident.

I'm so sorry.

- Have you slept at all? - Not really.

God, this sucks.

I really thought I would sleep better here.

You nervous about the game?

Yeah. And school and friends,

and a weird joke my mom tweeted.

And this article I read about increasing trash volumes.

Like, seriously, where does our trash go?

It's 3:00 a.m. I don't want to talk about trash.

I don't know why.

I think I've just been, like,

trying to do too much lately and it's, like,

it's, like, keeping my heart rate up

when I try to rest or something.

Or... maybe it's anxiety.

Have you talked to someone about it?

- Other than you right now? No. - Sorry.

That was a major rule break. I will shut up.

No. No, um...

I appreciate it.

Now that we're both up, should we...

like, watch something?

Watch? No. I have to go to sleep.

I have... I have class tomorrow.

- Can you give me that pillow? - What?

- You want my pillow? - Yes. Okay? Your bed is...

You already have three,

how much neck support do you need?

- What? - Just a little bit, okay?

Oh, my God.

I'm trying to get some sleep.

I can't believe Eli didn't even try to come find me.

But thank you for picking me up.

Are you kidding? I would never miss a chance

to tell a bitch "I told you so."

I know, I'm a hypocrite.

I'm a drug-using hypocrite.

And you're also a narc,

and you suck at cleaning the espresso machine.

If we're just naming your flaws.

I can't believe I did Molly

in front of 200 witnesses.

Now I'll never be a Supreme Court Justice.

I'll probably just end up on, like,

- a regional circuit court. - Girl...

I'm pretty sure nobody in that stanky-ass barn

is gonna be testifying in Congress.

Listen,

you can't live your life trying to do

everything perfectly, okay?

You-you just got to trust that even if you make mistakes,

you're a good person.

- Mm. - Okay?

People will see that.

Thank you, Lila.

- Mm-hmm. - You're a such a good friend.

I know.

All right. Come on, let's go.

Where are we?

Oh, no, is this a scared straight moment?

You ask way too many questions. Let's go.

Oh. Why are all the delivery robots here?

Because I dropped a pin in a ditch

and ordered 50 coffees to it.

You can be the good girl that does

everything the right way. But me?

I get shit done. It's best if you look away.

♪ Oh-oh ♪

Goodbye, bitches.

- I think I'm high again. - Nah, this shit's real.

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪

Professor Dorfmann?

- Can I have a minute? - Go ahead.

I think you made a mistake.

Despite my audition...

which I think we can both agree was fantastic...

I got cast in a pretty small role.

And I wanted to give you the opportunity to fix that.

I think the right hard-working lead

might help drive tickets sales.

Of course I'm talking about me.

My guess is you do that quite a bit.

You are talented.

So, why did I get cast as Old Woman?

Because you have a beautiful voice,

but there's nothing behind it.

You lack substance.

You're empty, you're a reflection

of other things you think are good

without being good yourself,

and that makes you... boring.

So I expect you to quit and tell me

you'll take your talents elsewhere,

which, let's be real, will be nowhere.

So, can we just skip to that part?

I can give your small role to someone else.

Well, I won't be going anywhere.

I will stay right here,

work my ass off as Old Woman,

so that eventually you'll see that you did

make a mistake.

And that you don't know me at all.

♪ How you feeling ♪ -

♪ One in a million ♪

♪ Will back it now, well, yeah, this is it ♪

♪ I'm the OG of a modest kind of fit ♪

♪ I'll be runnin' the show, I'm not to fit the script... ♪

Let's go. Go, go, go, go!

Move!

♪ Yeah... ♪

Essex! Essex! Essex! Essex!

♪ Yeah, this is it. ♪

♪ Two roads diverged in a dense green woods ♪

♪ And you chose a difficult one ♪

♪ And it's only just begun ♪

♪ Desperate for... ♪

Hello. Are you here for an appointment?

No.

Would you like to speak to someone today?

Actually, I think... I think I'm good.

But thank you.

♪ I always feel a little unwell ♪

♪ Too close for comfort... ♪

Bela! Where have you been?

I sent you a picture of that squirrel

that looks like Ellen DeGeneres

and you didn't even ha-ha it.

Something wrong?

No, nothing's wrong.

Just been kind of busy.

Oh. Okay.

Well, I wanted to talk to you about something.

Yeah, I don't know if that's a good idea.

- I-I feel like I might... - Uh, I broke up with Emily.

Oh, no.

That's...

terrible.

♪ You could be my new thing, new thing ♪

♪ You could be my new thing ♪

♪ New thing ♪

♪ Certified boo thang, boo thang ♪

♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang ♪

♪ Wow ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪

♪ Could it be you? ♪

- ♪ Say what? ♪ - ♪ Note the crack ♪

♪ I'm shining all day, so there's no turning back ♪

- ♪ Go, girl ♪ - ♪ Where you at? ♪

♪ That friend up from the get, now they sitting in the back ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ It's a wrap ♪

♪ My presence is a gift now, let the bell ring ♪

- ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ - ♪ It's a match ♪

♪ You look so good, yeah, you can be my new thing ♪

♪ New thing, new thing ♪

♪ You could be my new thing, new thing ♪

♪ Certified boo thang, boo thang ♪

♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, wow ♪

♪ You're my new thing, new thing ♪

♪ You could be my new thing, new thing ♪

♪ Certified boo thang, boo thang ♪

♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing, new thing ♪

♪ You could be my new thing, new thing ♪

♪ Certified boo thang, boo thang ♪

♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪

♪ Could it be you? ♪

Go to bed.