All language subtitles for The sex lives of college girl S03 E03

♪ Give me one good
reason to stay today... ♪

BELA: I don't know
how else to put this,

but who are you?

I'm Kacey,

and if you ever forget,
just look at my pillows,

my towels, or my
bedazzled tumbler cup.

Well, it's nice to
meet you. I'm Whitney.

- That's Bela and Kimberly.
- (Kimberly gasps)

Should we play a game to help
you remember our names better?

Everybody pick an adjective with
the same letter as your name.

I'm Kooky Kimberly.

That's so nice, but I have to
go meet up with my boyfriend.

You found a boyfriend already?

Oh, no, we were already dating.

I transferred here
to be with him.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Yeah, we've been together
since seventh grade.

- Oh.
- The hardest day of my life

is when we got our college
acceptance letters.

He got into Essex and I didn't.

So I went to Duke,
we did long-distance,

and I tried as I
could to stand out

as a transfer
applicant and I got in.

That's like
Cinderella. (chuckles)

Seventh grade?

Sorry, I got stuck back there.

You can't control
when you find love.

I'm sorry, are you engaged?

Oh, no, it's more
serious than that.

It's a promise ring.

Calvin and I are saving
ourselves for marriage.

Holy shit, so you're a virgin?

Sorry, I think I
said that too loud.

You did.

What are your boyfriends' names?

We're uncommitted at the moment.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, it's more of like
a proud feminist thing.

Oh, I'm a feminist, too.

I'm a girly girl,
through and through.

Is that the same thing?

Well, I better get going.

Do you want me to show you
around campus on your way?

I know the prettiest places.

And if you like ivy
as much as I do,

do I have the pergola for you.

Oh, I'll be fine.

I really won't even
be around that much.

I'll be with Calvin,
like, almost all the time.

But it was really nice to meet
you, Whitney, Bela and Kooky.

- Oh, that's not my...
- (door closes)

Is it me or was she
super nice and smiley

but also a total bitch?

Wasn't just you.

I feel bad about myself.

♪ Won't you dance with
me, dance with me ♪

♪ Know how it feels
all the time ♪

♪ I've wasted just
to have you near me ♪

♪ 'Cause I've been up dancing
alone, up dancing all night ♪

♪ I want it, oh-oh. ♪

Okay. Mm. (grunts)

Just so you know, I
really do need to study.

That wasn't just an
excuse to get you up here.

Okay, there is no
need to apologize.

Stopping a hookup to study

is literally the hottest
thing you could for me.

(chuckles) Okay.

I've never been with
a bi guy before.

Oh.

Sorry, was that weird?

No, no. It's all good.

Uh, being cool with
talking about it

sort of comes with
the territory.

At least for me.

It's usually girls who
have a harder time.

Like, casual stuff,
they're fine,

but then dating?

How so?

Well, a lot of
straight girls think

that they can handle
dating a bi guy...

- Uh-huh.
- but then they sort of freak out.

You know, they're
worried that I'm secretly

seeing a guy on the side

or that I'm gay and I
haven't fully come out yet,

a lot of stereotypes.

I, for one, am outraged.

And on behalf of straight
women everywhere, I am sorry.

Very progressive.

I'm nothing if not an ally.

I actually always thought
that the "B" in LGBTQ

should come first, BLGBTQ.

You said "B" twice.

And I'm fine with that.

So have most of your longer
relationships been with guys?

Yeah.

Yeah, I was with my
ex for 18 months.

Oh. And what was he like?

He was fine. We're
still friends.

- That's him.
- (gasps)

- Wow, he's very attractive.
- Mm-hmm.

He actually kind of
looks like my ex.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- I mean, not not.
- (laughs)

Oh, my God, Eli.

Do we have the
same taste in guys?

That's fun.

♪ Below our knees ♪

♪ It's ya backyard, shorty. ♪

Hey.

How was it?

A drug and alcohol counselor
spoke to me for five minutes,

handed me a pamphlet and
asked if I know Adele.

And you said...?

Obviously I don't know Adele.

ARVIND: Bela!

BELA: Arvind.

Aw, you didn't have to get
me a box of chocolates.

Oh, I didn't.

I know. I was joking.

Oh. Oh! (laughs)

- That's funny.
- It wasn't, though.

But no, I actually got this

for the bursar's
assistant, Margaret.

She's recovering from
a hip replacement.

I mean, not that she needed it.

She was pretty
hip to begin with.

(Arvind chuckles)

- That's good.
- Yeah, I know.

I didn't come up with it.

I got it from hospitalpuns.com.

BELA: Well, I really like it.

Anyway, have a great day.

Okay, you are deeply
bad at flirting.

Uh, I was not
flirting with Arvind.

He's not the type
of guy I go after.

My two types are
like Jason Momoa

and small comedy men who
look like Rachel Maddow.

I think you should ask
him to lunch or something.

You can talk about your nerdy
desires to help other people.

You're the person I'm helping.

And yet, I'm unmoved. Hmm.

He's leaving...

- What are you gonna do?
- (exhales)

BELA: Uh, Arvind?

Would you, uh, maybe
want to grab lunch?

And talk FAF stuff,
give me a few pointers?

- I would love that.
- Yeah?

I'll message you.

I will message you right back.

- (bike bell jingles)
- Beep, beep, beep.

KIMBERLY: Ooh, we're getting
our first papers back.

(gasps) I got a C?

Actually, it's good.

I'm here first and
foremost to learn.

I am a humble student

of the African American
studies experience.

It's not racist to be
bummed about a bad grade.

- Okay.
- Hmm.

"A+. See me."

What the hell does that mean?

Why would I need to see her
if I got a perfect grade?

Uh, Professor Phillips?

Just so you know, I
didn't cheat or anything.

I mean, I've only
used ChatGPT one time,

and it was to help
my mom write jokes

for a chili cook-off she hosted.

I didn't think you cheated.

At least not until
about two seconds ago.

- (chuckles) - But that's not
why I wanted to talk to you.

I thought your paper
was thoughtful and smart

and it had such a
clear perspective.

I loved it.

Oh. Well, thanks. (chuckles)

I really think you
should consider

African American studies
as a possible major.

Uh, wow, that's so nice, uh,

but I'm already
majoring in STEM, so...

Yeah, definitely not.

Well, there's always
a double major.

Totally, but, yeah, no.

Uh, STEM lab work is a lot,
and I also play soccer, so...

I just don't know if that's
really, like, worth it.

Not worth it?

Just 'cause, like,

STEM leads to jobs?

Hmm.

No, Af-Am does, too,
uh, just not as much.

Well, I mean, like,
you clearly have a job.

And I'm sure it's rewarding.

I mean, not, like,
financially but in other ways.

No, I mean I'm-I'm happy for you

and the... your job you have.

Thanks for that, Whitney.

I'm so glad I asked
you to come see me.

You can go.

Yeah.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I know you think
that I'm a lie. ♪

BELA: I'm meeting up for
lunch with this guy tomorrow.

- Oh, shit.
- Ooh.

- Are you not excited?
- I'm not sure.

I-I feel like I
want to like him,

but he has this
one thing about him

that's, like, my
biggest turnoff.

He's nice.

Wait, that's the turnoff?

What, you don't like
nice people? I'm nice.

I like nice people.

I just don't like
nice guys, sexually.

It's a boner killer.

Are we seriously not
all aligned on this?

You thought we would
agree with you?

This is crazy to me.

Okay, you're watching Aladdin.

Who's the hottest character?

The answer is Aladdin.

The answer is Jafar.
He's so much hotter.

Aladdin's singing songs and
giving apples to babies.

Jafar knows what he
wants and he takes it.

- Mm.
- Okay, I don't like that.

Okay, I'll give you
another example.

You're watching Hercules...

We don't need another example.

And why are they all animated?

My point is, nice guys
are nice to everyone.

But getting the
attention of a bad boy?

That makes you feel special.

Bela, I've seen you
get horny for a tree.

I'm pretty sure you can go
on a date with a nice guy.

I was not horny for a tree.

I just said it had
muscular roots.

Okay, I am too hungry
to handle this.

Can you take this one?

Maybe seeing a nice guy
is good for you right now.

Just give him a chance
and see what happens.

Fine.

But can I please share
my Hercules thought?

- If it's important to you.
- It is.

So, Hades is never
shirtless in the movie,

but if you look closely...

Oh, hey, you three.

This is my boyfriend Calvin.

And these are my roommates
Whitney, Bela and Kooky.

Actually, it's Kimberly.

I meant to clear
that up earlier.

- Oh.
- Would you like to sit with us?

Oh, it's okay.

Calvin and I are gonna find

a private spot to eat alone,

but enjoy your
little girls' night.

Little girls' night?
Okay, that time

she was definitely
being mean to us, right?

- Holy shit, you guys.
- What? - What?

I think I saw Calvin
at a party last year

hooking up with some other girl.

- Oh.
- Oh, my God.

- Are you sure?
- I'm pretty sure it was him.

And they were
definitely kissing.

We have to tell her, right?

Whoa, hold on. You
don't even seem sure.

Also, she might not
even want to know.

I wouldn't want to know.

It's more peaceful
to be clueless.

I agree with Bela.

- You do?
- You do?

Yeah, I mean, Kacey is basically

a complete stranger to us.

You wouldn't want
your life upended by,

I don't know, that
random girl back there.

My friend Nell?

Okay, didn't know you knew her,

but you get what I'm saying.
We shouldn't tell her.

I see your point.

You should meet Nell, though.

She's very cool and
she has an air fryer.

Oh, shit. Okay, Nell.

(chuckles)

♪ ♪

PHILLIPS: During Katherine
Johnson's 33-year career...

I'm telling you, she hates me.

She hasn't looked at me once.

She can't look at
everyone in the class.

Trust me, I've been sitting
here at attention like a meerkat

trying to get a moment
with her myself.

Sure, but you didn't
accidentally insult

her entire set of life choices.

Okay, you got to let this go.
There's no way it bothered her.

Whitney Chase. Care
to comment on that?

Uh, comment on what?

On who I was just talking about.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, them.

Um, they're great. Yeah, just...

overall very inspiring.

And...

I think I can speak for everyone

when I say thank you for...

you know, telling
us about... they.

And who were we talking about?

- (coughs): Katherine Johnson.
- Magic Johnson.

(laughter)

Magic Johnson

and his involvement
in Project Mercury?

Any other basketball players
help us get to space?

Maybe the cast of Space Jam?

(laughter)

Project Mercury was the first
U.S. human spaceflight program.

And it was successful in part

thanks to orbital mathematician
Katherine Johnson.

And tonight you can write me

a two-page paper on the
differences between her

and the greatest point
guard of all time.

MAN: Magic Johnson's
not the greatest!

What? This is not up for debate.

- (laughter)
- WOMAN: What about Luka?

- Luka? Get out of my class.
- (laughter)

All right, you
guys, settle down.

Let's get back into it.

At least she looked at you.

♪ ♪

LILA: Keep it
sweeping, Cinderella.

Girl, why are you looking
at your phone so sad?

KIMBERLY: Yesterday
Eli showed me

a photo of one of his exes,

and it was like this
ripped muscle guy.

- Ooh.
- And at first I was like... (gasps) "Ah,

we have the same taste
in men, that's cute."

- Weird. Okay, continue.
- But now I'm on his page, and it's like,

he's been with a bunch
of guys like that,

but, like, no one
who looks like me.

- Ah.
- And so I'm starting to feel

a little insecure about
how different I'd be

in sexual matters.

- Let me see one of these exes.
- Oh.

Oh, wait. Eli used
to fuck with Jared?

I know him from Grindr.

- You're on Grindr?
- Yes.

And Scruff and Sniffies.

I use all gay hookup
apps for friendships.

Hell, I've met gay
men on Google Sheets.

Okay, so what do you think?

Am I probably just,
like, in my head

and it's nothing for
me to worry about?

No, you probably should.

- Seriously?
- Bitch, I'm agreeing with you.

That guy looks like he
can do a thousand pushups.

You look like you struggle
to push open heavy doors.

Your bodies are different.

What? Okay, well, what can I do?

Let me give you some advice
from my upcoming book about sex

that I've not yet
begun to write.

Now that you've seen
what he's used to,

you got to play to your partner.

WOMAN: Hi, uh,

- can I have a cold brew?
- Just a sec.

Your romantic, ladylike,
Jane Austen-style sex

ain't gonna do shit for
him. He's experienced.

You got to be
surprising, adventurous.

Suck a toe. Hell, suck a foot.

Am I right, Canaan?

Do not suck a foot.

He knows nothing about men.

If he's used to
being with a Jared,

you got to give
him a little Jared.

Trust me, I'm the
Goddess of Grindr,

and, yes, that is
my screen name.

Huh.

Oh.

Oh, shoot, did the
customer leave?

So I said, "Toby, it's okay.

Sometimes I get homesick, too."

And before I knew it,
we were both crying.

- It was really cathartic.
- Mm.

What's your favorite
thing about being a FAF?

Have you shared
any good cries yet?

Oh, crap.

Uh, I just remembered, I
have this thing I have to do.

- Oh.
- I'm sorry.

- Hi, Bela.
- All right.

Carla.

- Hi.
- I know we haven't talked yet this year,

and I just wanted to tell you,
whatever you've got going on,

I hope it's going well.

Thanks. You, too.

- It's going great.
- (laughs softly)

Chicken nugget day.

- (chuckles)
- (grunts)

Are you okay? Are you...?

- What's going on? Oh.
- (coughing)

Okay, she's choking. Hey,
everyone, stand back.

- Ma'am, consent to touch you?
- (students murmuring)

Okay. (grunts)

(students gasping)

("Fire in My Head"
by Two Feet playing)

(distorted shout)

♪ Girl, I don't
want nobody else ♪

(both moaning)

♪ You say. ♪

(retches)

(Carla panting)

Are you okay?

- I'm okay.
- She's okay.

- (cheering, applause)
- So...

CARLA: You saved my life.

- ♪ I'm feeling it... ♪
- It happened.

I'm horny for nice.

♪ I ♪

- ♪ I'm feeling it. ♪
- (entry bell jingles)

Good afternoon.

Or, I guess it's almost evening.

Good almost evening.

I was just walking by,
running some local errands,

and I realized I'd never
been inside this store.

What a wonderful collection
of goods you have.

So colorful.

First time in a sex shop?

Yes. Although, in middle school,

my friends and I did run
through the adult section

- of a DVD store.
- And how was that?

I kept my eyes closed
and bumped into a wall.

- Hmm.
- (gasps) Oh, this looks nice.

And I need some new moisturizer.

My hands get so dry
here during the winter.

- That's ass lube.
- Oh.

You don't have to be nervous.

Sex is part of life,
and this is a place

where you can buy things
to help with that.

- Mm.
- In that way we're no different

than, like, Best Buy or Target.

There's a rack of edible
underwear behind you.

Okay, we're a little
bit different.

Sounds like you're here
for a specific reason.

How can I help?

I want the guy I'm seeing
to think I'm adventurous.

Are you allergic to latex
or any other textures?

No, but I'm allergic to
cashews and penicillin.

I don't think that
will be a problem,

so let me show you around.

♪ ♪

(overlapping shouting)

Whoo!

(sighs)

(panting)

(cheering)

- (whistle blows)
- That's practice, ladies.

Whitney.

- Can I talk to you?
- Yeah. What's up?

I want to try something
different for our next game.

How do you feel about me
moving Rina to center?

Well, that's my position.

No, right, it's just...

you're so versatile,
you can play anywhere,

but Rina seems to
particularly thrive at center.

If this is about today's
practice, I know I was off,

but I've just been tired
and busy with classes.

Don't overthink it.
It's just strategy.

It's gonna be for
the best, I promise.

(indistinct chatter)

♪ ♪

(door opens)

Are you okay?

Whatever you're mad at,
it's accentuating your 11s.

Relax your face or
they will stick.

Thanks, Kacey. I'm
surprised you're even here.

Oh, I know, it's like,
"Does she even live here?

Basically just to sleep.
Otherwise she's at C's place."

That's what I call Calvin. "C."

Isn't that cute?

What happened?

That first-year Rina
took my position.

They moved me to wing.

KIMBERLY: Whitney, no.

The worst part
is, it's my fault.

I-I'm tired because I
put too much on my plate

between classes and labs.

But I know what I need to do.

HGH?

No, I'm dropping a class.

Bye-bye, Af-Am.

You can't. That's our class.

The professor hates me.

She keeps giving me
extra assignments.

Look, I'm just gonna
email her right now.

"I regretfully

have decided I must
drop your class."

Send. Done.

Well, I support the dropping
of any and all classes,

and I will be
celebrating with you

by getting drunk
tonight at Omega.

- Hell yeah.
- KACEY: Oh, I wish I could join,

but Calvin's
staying in to study,

so I'm just gonna take
some time for myself.

That's nice. Sometimes,
when I want to relax,

I just get into child's pose

and listen to a
nice, long podcast.

Oh, no, I meant
tinting my brows,

lifting my lashes,
glossing my highlights,

whitening my teeth, and
deep-hydrating my neck.

Y'all are so funny, though.

- Ah.
- ARVIND: Knock, knock. Hey.

Arvind, what are you doing here?

You mentioned you were out
of roommate complaint forms,

so I thought I'd come
by and drop some off.

Hi, everyone, I'm Arvind.

- Hi. - Hi.
- BELA: Aw,

you didn't have to
come all the way here

- for that.
- Oh.

That's so nice of you.

ARVIND: Oh, it's no biggie
at all. I had to come over

by this way anyway to meet up
with my girlfriend later, so...

Oh. You have a girlfriend.

ARVIND: Yeah. Oh,
you would love her.

Her name is Emily.

She's a FAF, too.

I mean, she's way
cooler than me.

Get this: she plays
pop songs on the cello.

Hmm.

It's good to meet you all.

- Have a good rest of your day.
- (chuckles)

I'm sorry, Bela.

That's what happens when
you like an Aladdin.

She's allowed to say that.

Mm-hmm.

♪ Teaching our minds
to be smarter... ♪

(both moaning)

Oh, you are so hot.

You, too.

Oh.

You down?

I'm down.

I'm so down.

(pants unzip)

Turn over.

What?

I said, "Turn over."

I think I'm good this way.

I went to the store and
I got you something.

I, um...

I get what you're hinting at,

but it's just not
something I want.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

- Oh...
- It's fine.

This is so embarrassing.

- Well...
- Uh, I'm just...

I'm gonna go.

You don't have to go.

Uh, I'm fine, I just... yeah.

(device vibrating)

Goddamn it. Oh...

Stop. Stop.

(door closes)

♪ Ready, here we go ♪

♪ Speeding up, I'm in control ♪

♪ I'm always in the zone ♪

♪ Stepping into the unknown... ♪

- You did what?
- Why would you take Lila's advice?

- Lila's usually right.
- Literally when?

Maybe she just says things
louder than everyone else.

- Yes.
- Yeah, she does. Look,

I know you like this guy,
and I think you can fix it.

You just need to talk to him.

That's the only way to know
what he likes or doesn't like.

Or I could preemptively ghost
him before he ghosts me.

You can't ghost a ghost.

I know you're right.
I'll talk to him.

Look, we've all had rough days,

so let's just take a breath

and appreciate that
we are at a party

with muscly lacrosse boys
of wildly different heights.

WHITNEY: Agree.

- Should we get a drink?
- Yes.

♪ You won't regret it... ♪

Uh, yeah, you guys go ahead.
I'm gonna check up on Taylor.

- Okay.
- ♪ To the left, to the right like ♪

♪ Drip drop ♪

♪ Like when I hit
it with that... ♪

Oh, shit. Is that
Kacey's boyfriend?

(gasps) Calvin?

Isn't he supposed
to be studying?

WHITNEY: He's
definitely studying...

- her ass with his hands.
- I can't believe it.

I mean, it's possible they're
just grinding as friends,

like platonic grinding.

(Kimberly gasps)

I knew it! Kacey's
Calvin's a slut.

You'll hear from me.

Better.

♪ I'm turnin' up the heat ♪

♪ Till we sweatin'
through the sheets ♪

♪ I always roll the dice... ♪

That girl was hot.
What was her name?

Oh, I have no idea.

I'm just saving her on my phone
as Hot Blonde with today's date.

I have a system.

What you drinking?

Cup full of vodka
with a splash of rum.

It's sparkling water.

Girl, I don't know if I'm
supposed to check on you.

Honestly, it's fine.

I'm not even craving alcohol.

I'm too focused on my new goal.

Making out with all of
the women on this campus.

Can I help you with something?

Arvind has a girlfriend.

The nerd on the bike?

- That's quite surprising.
- (sighs)

- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

I don't know much about her.

Except for what I found out
scrolling all the way back

to the beginning of
her Instagram account.

Oh, okay, you are way
cuter than this girl.

Thank you.

I did intentionally choose

to show you her worst
photo, but still

I appreciate it.

It sucks to finally find a guy

who would treat me well
and he's unavailable.

Universe is a cruel bitch.

Nut up.

Make him realize he
should want you, too.

Here's what you do.
Send him a text saying,

"I can't wait to be
in your bed tonight."

Then send him
another being like,

"Whoops, sorry, I meant
that for somebody else."

Once he reads that,
he'll imagine you naked

and bye-bye, girlfriend.

Last year I for sure
would have done that

- and added three nudes, but...
- (phone chimes)

trying to make
different choices.

I'm heading out.

- Is that the girl from before?
- Yes.

Maybe.

It's definitely a
girl from before.

My system's not perfect.

♪ ♪

(sighs)

Bela. Bela, guess
who's here. Calvin.

And he's making out with
someone who isn't Kacey.

Shit. All right, we
might need to tell Kacey.

- Where is he?
- Kacey, hi.

Ooh.

How's your self-care
night going?

Kooky told me.

I texted her. She
deserves to know.

So you're just
responding to Kooky now.

BELA: Okay, Kacey,
I know you're upset,

but let-let's take a minute.

You might not want
to make a scene.

Obviously, we're gonna go watch.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Kacey? Uh, what
are you doing here?

- And, um, what's in your hair?
- Don't talk about my hair!

Is this true? Are
you cheating on me?

Calm down. You're being crazy.

Oh, he did not just
tell her to calm down

and call her crazy.

I'm not cheating. We
were just dancing.

Uh, he's lying. I
saw them kissing

and I'm pretty sure I saw him
kissing someone last year.

KACEY: Oh, my God.

I transferred here for you.

I-I'm sorry, baby.

Just, long distance
was really hard for me.

(gasps) Was it? Oh!

I am so sorry

that you had to go
through that alone

being the only one doing it.

How far did this go?

Please, please tell
me that you didn't...

You had sex with someone?

While I'm wearing a
promise ring you gave me?

I know it's wrong, but my dad
is a pastor and he forgave me.

Well, you and your
ugly priest dad

can suck it.

We are so done.

Kacey, maybe we should go.

Uh-uh, he's the
one who should go.

CALVIN: I'm not
going anywhere.

KACEY: If you don't leave,

I am going to make a
huge fucking scene!

Okay, fine. I'll go.

And you know that part of your
body you're insecure about?

It is weird!

Thank you so much
for texting me.

And thank you, too,
for having my back.

You don't even know me
and you looked out for me.

Of course. You're our roommate.

Yeah. We got you.

But, uh, you don't actually
want to stay here, do you?

No, I've literally never
looked worse in public.

Can you please shield
me all the way home?

- We can do that.
- Okay.

- BELA: Look away, keep drinking.
- WHITNEY: Sorry, excuse us.

♪ ♪

(knock at door)

Hey. Sorry for
stopping by so late.

That's not late.

I was just about to
head out for a party.

A party that starts now?

Who's hosting it?

A frat run by possums?

Uh... can we talk?

- Yeah. Come in.
- Thanks.

I wanted to
apologize for before.

I think I did the thing you
said a lot of straight girls do.

Yeah, you did.

Well, actually, no straight
girl's ever done what you did.

That was next-level.

- Mm. Mm-hmm.
- Mm.

It's really simple.

Me being bi doesn't mean

you have to change a
thing about your sex life.

You don't have to overthink it.

I just wanted to be a
really awesome ally girl.

And I promise you can do
that without pegging me.

Yeah.

You don't have to
guess what I want.

Trust me, I know exactly
what I want from you.

Well, what do you want?

("Morning Sex" by
Ralph Castelli playing)

♪ Wake up and we touching ♪

♪ But I can't feel ♪

♪ I got too many
problems I put off... ♪

Oh, wait, are there
any last things

I should know?
Any dos or don'ts?

I think a great don't
right now would be talking.

- Okay. Got it.
- Yeah.

♪ About your body. ♪

♪ ♪

Uh, hey, Professor Miller,

do we have any
bigger scrub caps?

I think they're
one-size-fits-all.

Oh, yeah, that's what
it says on the box,

but, um, these don't
fit over my braids.

Oh. Okay, sorry about that.

Um, haven't encountered
this before.

Um, I'll get them ordered,

uh, but maybe for today, you
just, you know, sit this one out

and observe from a distance.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Cool.
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

Sorry. Office hours are
reserved for my actual students.

You got a sec?

Sure. You already called
my career "pointless."

Why don't I show you
pictures of my kids?

You can rip on them, too.

I deserve that.

Uh, no, I was actually
kind of hoping

I could get your take on, like,

the Black experience

and STEM studies?

If there's anything
to know there.

(laughing): If
there's anything to...

Whitney,

why do you think I
called on you in class

when I was talking
about Katherine Johnson?

To mess with me?

Well, it became that.
But I called on you

because it applied to
what you told me before.

How you're this STEM girl
and you don't have space

for all this Af-Am in your life.

I know it's not the
1960s, but don't you think

there still might be
some merit to learning

about the Black
people in science

that came before you and
the challenges they faced?

That does make sense.

Our history is linked
to any career we choose.

Even that of a lowly

African American
studies professor.

I really am sorry.

Don't say it with words.

If I could, I'd like
to stay in your class.

What about that double major?

Mm, that is not
quite where I'm at.

- (chuckles)
- All right.

Well, I will get you to a minor.

I'm not above embarrassing you
in class again to get my way.

Oh, I know. (chuckles)

Thank you.

("Summer Simmer" by Orang
Utan feat. West Rose playing)

♪ We can't just be friends ♪

♪ 'Cause it's not
what I want, no ♪

♪ I'll go the distance ♪

♪ To be all that you want now ♪

♪ This won't come around again ♪

♪ So let's get out of fear ♪

♪ Let's leave the atmosphere ♪

♪ We drive round for miles ♪

♪ I'd drive to the
stars if you were down ♪

♪ Yeah, ain't no
stopping us now ♪

♪ But you, but you ♪

♪ Tell me what you want to do ♪

♪ You said summer's up ♪

♪ Now you want to simmer down ♪

♪ You said summer's up ♪

♪ Now you want to simmer down ♪

♪ You said summer's up ♪

♪ Now you want to simmer down ♪

♪ You said summer's up ♪

♪ But I still want you around ♪

♪ Yeah, I still
want you around ♪

♪ We can't just be friends ♪

♪ 'Cause it's not
what I want, no ♪

♪ I'll go the distance. ♪

MAN: Go to bed.