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Oh, good.
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Your whole gang's here.
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Aah!
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Are you okay? 'Cause your
nails are hitting bone.
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It's just, your friends
are such a tight knit bunch.
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They joke around with
each other, and I feel like
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the new girl who doesn't
know who to sit with
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in the cafeteria.
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Well, you're in luck,
because you get to sit
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next to the big man on campus.
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Me.
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Hey, everybody.
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Say hi, loudly, to Charlotte.
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- Hey, Charlotte.
- Hello!
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Hello, Charlotte!
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Why didn't you tell
me Charlotte was deaf?
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Emily, can you bring over
another chair, please?
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Oh! Great.
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Thanks.
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Glad I didn't wear a skirt.
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You guys want any appetizers?
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Yeah. How about a big
veggie platter for the table?
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Are you joking?
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Of course I am.
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Ha!
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Just bring us one of everything, fried.
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Yeah. The way to win our
hearts is to clog 'em.
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Oh, hey! Guys.
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My segment's about to start.
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Hey, pipe down, everybody!
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My client is about to come on TV.
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No. N-Not Oscar.
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My new client, Murph.
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Oh!
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I'm in this segment, too.
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Shh!
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I'm Marcus Murphy, and
this is Pick Against a Pro,
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where a local sports fan goes up
against a professional analyst.
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This week, our sport is hockey.
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And our pro is veteran
radio host, Oscar Madison.
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"Veteran"?
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Oh. That doesn't mean
soldier, it just means old.
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It's not a stretch, but I got to go
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with the Islanders over
the Hurricanes, 'cause...
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He kept talking.
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Now let's hear from our amateur.
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He works at the Central Park Zoo,
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and let's just say he's a pretty...
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cool customer.
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The Ice Man.
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And there you have it. The Ice Man
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seems pretty confident
with the Hurricanes.
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Unless he's just... winging it.
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Murph, you could've told me
The Ice Man was not a human.
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Oh, sorry. I-I, personally,
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I always just assume bird
unless told otherwise.
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Hey. I almost forgot.
I have extra tickets
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to tonight's performance of
kabuki Shakespeare. Any takers?
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Yuck!
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Everyone said no to you!
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awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.
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Big deal. So the
penguin randomly waddled
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through the Maple Leafs gate.
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Any dumb animal can get lucky.
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So far, the penguin's
9-2, while you're 4-7.
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Who's the dumb animal again, huh?
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Yeah. Well, unlike The Ice Man,
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none of my family has
been eaten by seals.
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That's our show. Thanks for listening.
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I'm Oscar Madison.
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Wow. People can't stop
talking about that bird.
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I wonder if he has an agent.
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Yeah. That Ice Man is pretty adorable.
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More adorable than me,
when I sign your paychecks?
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Don't make me choose
between cute and money.
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Hey.
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How was your sports
discussion broadcast?
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Wall-to-wall penguins.
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Global warming can't happen fast enough.
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Well, I got to go. Work stuff.
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Hi. I'd like to order a
gift basket for a penguin.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, everyone! Great news.
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So, blings.com just asked me
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- to be their Jewelry Designer of the Month!
- Oh!
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Insert cocky hair flip here.
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Look at you, getting all successful.
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I know!
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They even want a photo of me.
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And lucky for me,
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I know a very gifted photographer.
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Who is it? Felix must know him.
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What do you say, Felix?
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I would be honored. We
could do it at my studio.
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I'll block out the whole day for you.
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Thank you so much!
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My pleasure.
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Oscar, would you like to
help me with the dishes?
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No.
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There's a blueberry muffin
batter bowl that needs licking.
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Yes.
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Can you believe how far we've come?
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It's the kitchen.
It's, like, eight feet.
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Me and Emily. We're finally on
the path to being friends again.
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Don't you think that's
gonna be a little awkward?
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You two being alone
after she dumped you?
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No. It's the perfect
way for us to get back
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to how it was before we started dating.
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I don't know. The last time
you looked at her Facebook page,
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you got so worked up, you
had to take a bubble bath.
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That was months ago,
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and those were foaming bath salts.
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And I chose the perfect
dress to showcase the jewelry.
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Are you sure this is a good idea?
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- What?
- A full-day photoshoot with your ex?
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The last time you asked
him to do something,
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it was to stop being your boyfriend.
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That's why I chose him.
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I already rejected him once.
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If he heard I went with
a different photographer,
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it would break his heart.
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So, you're doing this
because you feel guilty?
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That's why I do most things.
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My parents were very religious.
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Besides, Felix is an incredibly
talented photographer.
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When we were dating, he used
to take my picture all the time.
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Hmm.
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In fact, he took some very tasteful...
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Don't say it.
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...Boudoir photos.
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I just think you guys are in a
different place now, and I just,
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really think you should
find another photographer.
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No. I don't want to
look for someone new.
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I want Felix.
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I can't imagine anyone
being better for me than him.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. I'm not proud.
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No, no. I just overheard Emily,
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and I think she might
still have feelings for me.
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- Really?
- Yes. I don't know what to do.
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I've spent the past few months
getting over her, and now,
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suddenly she's opening the door again.
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This is very confusing.
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How are you gonna
handle the photo shoot?
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Well, I'll just have to hide my anxiety
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and appear completely professional.
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I'll be calm and cool and collected.
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Felix?
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Ooh! Sorry.
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I was just gonna say,
I will see you tomorrow.
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And I'm looking forward to it.
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Forward is also the
direction that I am looking.
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To it.
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"It" being the photo
shoot. Hasta mañana.
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Hi, Felix.
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Oh! Emily. Welcome to the photo studio.
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- You can put your coat over there.
- Oh.
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Is that what you're wearing?
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Yeah. Is it too much?
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No.
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Maybe it's too little. Ha, ha...
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Well. Shall we get started?
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Great. So, what do
you want to do with me?
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Are you okay?
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Ah. Okay. So, let's just, uh...
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- get you, uh, on your mark over here.
- Okay.
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And, uh...
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Okay. Good. Um... And the, uh,
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uh, the necklace needs to move
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a little bit more, into
the, uh, the center,
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- of, uh, you're, um...
- Hmm?
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Chestal region, there.
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- Oh.
- I'll let you do that.
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Great! And perfect. Let's
start shooting, shall we?
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Oh!
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Okay.
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Great. Shoulders back. Okay,
not that far back. And long neck,
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Long neck. Way longer.
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Not that long. Obviously, not that long.
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Great. And tilt the head?
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Let's get a head tilt. Other way.
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Other way, obviously.
Obvi... Okay. Great.
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And smile. It's great.
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This feels a little awkward.
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You're telling me.
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After a week,
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The Ice Man is ahead
with a record of 21-7,
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while Oscar Madison is 14-14.
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Seems like Oscar's picks
are... for the birds.
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Yeah!
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Hey, everybody.
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I brought snacks.
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I already ate. I had a
baby carrot yesterday.
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No. Not veggies.
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Heart-clogging hot wings!
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- Ooh, girl!
- Oh!
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- If you insist.
- Bring 'em here, woman!
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Hmm-hmm... Uh-uh-uh!
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You better not, Oscar. You
know how birds make you choke.
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Yeah. Instead of
calling them bird brains,
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they should call them Oscar brains.
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Yeah, Oscar. You know, the
penguin's your arch enemy,
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but you're no Batman.
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- What?
- You got it, Charlotte!
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You go, girl. Burn, baby. Burn!
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Laugh all you want,
but I'm not giving up.
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I'm gonna tap into my NHL source
and get some inside information.
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The penguin's lucky
streak is about to end.
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- Well, you're gonna need this.
- Why?
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'Cause you're about to get foiled again!
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Actually, that is not from the
Batman world, that's from...
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Whatever, nerd!
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Have a wing, have a wing, girl.
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Go Bailey!
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So...
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What do you think?
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My mom told me that if I don't
have something nice to say,
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to just change the subject.
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Isn't is amazing how long turtles live?
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You hate these pictures as much as I do.
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I'm sorry, girl, but these stink.
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I know. You were right.
It was so uncomfortable.
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Felix wouldn't even touch me.
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It was like I was a motel bedspread.
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You have got to get new photos,
and if you can't relax with him,
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then you got to use somebody else.
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No. I can't fire Felix.
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I'm trying to erase my
guilt, not add to it.
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Then you need to ask
him for another shoot,
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but this time, do it
someplace where you,
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you feel comfortable
and-and you're relaxed,
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not when you're looking
like someone who...
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- Ate bad Mexican food?
- Mm.
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Swallowed a bug?
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Girl...
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- Just got their kidneys stolen?
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Felix. This is Luc
Robitaille. He was a King.
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Your Highness.
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No, no. He used to play
hockey for the L.A. Kings.
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He's giving me the inside
scoop on all the games.
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Inside scoop?
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- I thought we were just catching up.
- We are.
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We're catching up on, uh, the fact
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that the Rangers' goalie has insomnia,
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Duran's being audited, and,
uh, what's up with Korczak?
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He's been terrible lately.
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His mom's in a coma.
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Yes!
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I mean, because she still
has a chance to pull through.
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Oilers... to lose.
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I have to go. Bye, Oscar.
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Give it up. That bird's your daddy.
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Oscar, I'm in a tough
spot. I need some advice.
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Really? Are you having
your ass handed to you
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by a penguin?
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No, it's Emily. Now I am positive
257
00:10:45,117 --> 00:10:46,500
that she wants to rekindle things.
258
00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:48,519
At the photo shoot,
she wore a sexy dress,
259
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,423
and she was practically
begging me to touch her.
260
00:10:50,424 --> 00:10:52,824
And take a look at the sexual tension
261
00:10:52,825 --> 00:10:54,025
in these photos, huh?
262
00:10:54,026 --> 00:10:56,994
Love, love...
263
00:10:56,995 --> 00:11:00,131
lust.
264
00:11:00,132 --> 00:11:02,400
Really? 'Cause that looks like a still
265
00:11:02,401 --> 00:11:05,203
from a hostage video.
266
00:11:05,204 --> 00:11:06,304
What are you gonna do?
267
00:11:06,305 --> 00:11:07,972
I don't know. I mean,
268
00:11:07,973 --> 00:11:09,436
if she's up for it, maybe I am, too.
269
00:11:09,437 --> 00:11:11,108
Well, just be careful.
270
00:11:11,109 --> 00:11:12,529
I would hate to see you get hurt.
271
00:11:13,879 --> 00:11:15,880
Pittsburgh lost?
272
00:11:15,881 --> 00:11:18,648
How could a penguin
not pick the Penguins?
273
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,552
Hey, Felix.
274
00:11:21,553 --> 00:11:22,987
Emily.
275
00:11:22,988 --> 00:11:24,088
- Hey.
- Hello.
276
00:11:24,089 --> 00:11:25,423
Hi.
277
00:11:25,424 --> 00:11:28,693
Um, I just looked at
the photos... love them.
278
00:11:28,694 --> 00:11:31,562
In fact, um, I love them so much
279
00:11:31,563 --> 00:11:33,498
I actually want more.
280
00:11:33,499 --> 00:11:35,299
I was wondering,
281
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,235
could we maybe do another day together?
282
00:11:37,236 --> 00:11:39,237
- Really?
- Yeah.
283
00:11:39,238 --> 00:11:42,106
And I was thinking
that, um, maybe this time
284
00:11:42,107 --> 00:11:46,577
we could do it in a
more, uh, relaxed setting.
285
00:11:46,578 --> 00:11:48,980
Maybe I could come to your place.
286
00:11:48,981 --> 00:11:50,981
What do you say?
287
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:54,719
I say okay.
288
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,554
Great. It is a date.
289
00:12:15,273 --> 00:12:17,108
- Hello.
- Oh, hey, Charlotte.
290
00:12:17,109 --> 00:12:19,076
- There she is!
- Hey.
291
00:12:19,077 --> 00:12:21,479
I just heard the score
of the Devils-Flyers game.
292
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,514
Sorry, you lose. Peng-win!
293
00:12:27,019 --> 00:12:29,220
I don't understand how this
bird is winning so much.
294
00:12:29,221 --> 00:12:30,421
Unless someone's helping him.
295
00:12:30,422 --> 00:12:31,589
Someone from the inside.
296
00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:33,457
If you weren't my boss,
I'd call you crazy.
297
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,058
Charlotte, call him crazy.
298
00:12:36,527 --> 00:12:39,096
No, actually, I think
maybe Oscar's right.
299
00:12:39,097 --> 00:12:42,667
Maybe the penguin's got
a mole on the inside.
300
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:45,035
An actual mole!
301
00:12:46,171 --> 00:12:48,472
Damn, Char, you are bringing it!
302
00:12:48,473 --> 00:12:51,142
Ah-ah!
303
00:12:51,143 --> 00:12:53,444
Oscar, the show starts in a minute.
304
00:12:53,445 --> 00:12:55,646
Yeah, I'll be right back there.
305
00:12:55,647 --> 00:12:58,316
Did you see that? I'm
finally fitting in.
306
00:12:58,317 --> 00:12:59,420
They even called me "Char."
307
00:12:59,421 --> 00:13:01,586
That's, like, halfway to a nickname.
308
00:13:01,587 --> 00:13:03,788
Yeah, and all you had to do was
309
00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:06,757
- throw me under the bus.
- What?
310
00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:08,192
Just because they're being jerks
311
00:13:08,193 --> 00:13:10,695
doesn't mean you have to
go all Don Rickles on me.
312
00:13:10,696 --> 00:13:12,964
I wish somebody had my
back. I wish you had my back.
313
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,299
Are you serious right now?
314
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:17,967
Is all the yelling and
arm waving not clear?
315
00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:22,073
I'm sorry, I'm just in a bad place.
316
00:13:22,074 --> 00:13:24,275
Because of the penguin thing?
317
00:13:24,276 --> 00:13:26,711
I know it's silly, but
knowing sports is my job,
318
00:13:26,712 --> 00:13:28,412
and now I'm turning
into a laughing stock
319
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,781
at the one thing I'm
supposed to be good at.
320
00:13:30,782 --> 00:13:32,917
If I lose that, what do I have?
321
00:13:32,918 --> 00:13:35,519
Oscar, I'm sorry.
322
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,421
I didn't know it was
bothering you so much.
323
00:13:37,422 --> 00:13:39,323
That's because I'm good at hiding it.
324
00:13:39,324 --> 00:13:42,326
I've got many levels.
325
00:13:42,327 --> 00:13:43,927
Well, two.
326
00:13:45,796 --> 00:13:47,899
Oscar, the show starts in 30 seconds.
327
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,400
Oh, and there's a zoo in Florida
328
00:13:49,401 --> 00:13:51,102
that wants to see if
you can outwit a manatee.
329
00:13:51,103 --> 00:13:52,606
But don't worry, I did some research,
330
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:53,511
and they're real dumb.
331
00:13:53,512 --> 00:13:54,771
You probably can do it.
332
00:14:04,682 --> 00:14:07,618
Well, that doesn't sound
like a penguin at all.
333
00:14:07,619 --> 00:14:09,186
That sounds like a chicken,
334
00:14:09,187 --> 00:14:11,422
so the joke's on you.
335
00:14:11,423 --> 00:14:14,025
My point was you're
scared of the penguin,
336
00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:15,358
so you're a chicken.
337
00:14:16,694 --> 00:14:18,828
Oh, well, that's pretty good.
338
00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:22,333
Please tell me that's our last caller.
339
00:14:22,334 --> 00:14:25,001
Nope. Up next is
Charlotte, from Manhattan.
340
00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:29,740
Hello, Charlotte, you're on the air.
341
00:14:29,741 --> 00:14:31,475
Hi, Oscar.
342
00:14:31,476 --> 00:14:34,245
Everybody thinks that
penguin is so classy
343
00:14:34,246 --> 00:14:36,714
because he looks like
he's wearing a tuxedo,
344
00:14:36,715 --> 00:14:38,382
but I think you're right.
345
00:14:38,383 --> 00:14:41,518
Deep down he's a cheating,
flightless little bastard.
346
00:14:43,187 --> 00:14:45,890
Go on.
347
00:14:45,891 --> 00:14:48,325
If I were you, I'd go down to that zoo
348
00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:49,627
and see what he's up to.
349
00:14:49,628 --> 00:14:51,228
And if you have a supportive girlfriend,
350
00:14:51,229 --> 00:14:52,492
maybe you could bring her, too.
351
00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:55,366
Charlotte from Manhattan,
that is a great idea.
352
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:56,367
Thanks for calling.
353
00:14:56,368 --> 00:14:58,469
I'm gonna go get that penguin.
354
00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,571
Oscar? Oscar, you got...
355
00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:02,906
Oh, yeah, 40 minutes of show left.
356
00:15:14,761 --> 00:15:16,830
Do you really need sunglasses?
357
00:15:16,831 --> 00:15:19,065
I don't want The Ice
Man to recognize me.
358
00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:23,570
Ugh! Do penguins not have noses?
359
00:15:23,571 --> 00:15:26,139
Well,
360
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:28,608
something definitely
smells fishy around here.
361
00:15:32,246 --> 00:15:33,580
I'm doing a Batman thing.
362
00:15:33,581 --> 00:15:36,782
Yeah, I got it. It's good.
363
00:15:38,485 --> 00:15:39,987
So...
364
00:15:39,988 --> 00:15:42,656
what's your theory on how
the penguins are cheating?
365
00:15:42,657 --> 00:15:44,525
Well, you see that bucket
of fish right there?
366
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,326
Maybe somebody who
knows a lot about hockey
367
00:15:46,327 --> 00:15:48,896
is luring The Ice Man
through the right gate.
368
00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:49,962
But how do we bust them?
369
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:53,166
Well, Batman would wait
370
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,268
till the coast was clear,
371
00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:55,536
and then he'd scale this wall
372
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,471
and catch the bad guys red-handed.
373
00:15:57,472 --> 00:16:00,607
Whoa. Maybe you're Batman.
374
00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:03,844
Uh, no, Oscar, that's your thing.
375
00:16:03,845 --> 00:16:05,679
No, I like it.
376
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,515
I'm dating Batman.
377
00:16:08,516 --> 00:16:11,051
- Okay, come on.
- What?
378
00:16:11,052 --> 00:16:13,487
- Come on.
- In...
379
00:16:13,488 --> 00:16:17,323
It's a two-foot wall.
Scale it, scale it!
380
00:16:18,926 --> 00:16:23,829
Whoa. The smell is
definitely not getting better.
381
00:16:25,098 --> 00:16:27,001
Hey, you guys set up
in your usual spots.
382
00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:27,901
- Murph's here!
- Hide!
383
00:16:27,902 --> 00:16:28,902
Hide, hide!
384
00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:31,303
Oh...
385
00:16:38,478 --> 00:16:40,480
Hey, Felix. Are you ready?
386
00:16:40,481 --> 00:16:42,716
I think so. Not totally sure.
387
00:16:42,717 --> 00:16:44,551
I've been thinking about it all day.
388
00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:46,655
I guess let's just proceed
and see what happens, hmm?
389
00:16:46,656 --> 00:16:48,555
Okay.
390
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,425
Well, um, just to make it
391
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,493
a little more comfortable this time,
392
00:16:53,494 --> 00:16:55,028
do you mind if I put on some music?
393
00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:56,496
- Uh, okay, sure.
- Okay, great.
394
00:16:56,497 --> 00:16:57,631
- Of course.
- Ooh.
395
00:16:57,632 --> 00:16:59,732
Can I dim the lights a little?
396
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:04,004
Ooh, maybe I'll pour some wine.
397
00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:05,138
It'll set the mood.
398
00:17:05,139 --> 00:17:07,707
Help us relax.
399
00:17:09,143 --> 00:17:12,579
Okay.
400
00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:14,648
Second time's a charm.
401
00:17:14,649 --> 00:17:16,650
Emily, I can't do this.
402
00:17:16,651 --> 00:17:18,318
No, you can relax.
403
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:19,852
I saw you do it once.
404
00:17:22,356 --> 00:17:24,291
No, what I mean is...
405
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:27,894
we can't get back together.
406
00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:29,730
W-Wait, what?
407
00:17:29,731 --> 00:17:31,849
I heard you say that you want me,
408
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,532
and then you invented
a reason to come here
409
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:34,767
for the second photo shoot,
410
00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:37,871
with the wine and the freaky sex music.
411
00:17:37,872 --> 00:17:38,971
Felix...
412
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:44,945
Don't embarrass yourself, kid.
413
00:17:44,946 --> 00:17:46,346
It's funny, a couple months ago
414
00:17:46,347 --> 00:17:48,348
this would have been exactly
what I was hoping for.
415
00:17:48,349 --> 00:17:50,252
But I know that since
our breakup, I have grown,
416
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,219
and in my heart, I have moved on.
417
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,688
And, yes, it was hard to get over.
418
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:58,257
But I did it, and you can, too.
419
00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:02,696
Wow.
420
00:18:02,697 --> 00:18:07,166
You really put all that
together, didn't you?
421
00:18:08,402 --> 00:18:10,103
Uh, news flash, when you want something,
422
00:18:10,104 --> 00:18:12,338
you are not a subtle woman.
423
00:18:14,142 --> 00:18:16,943
You know what? You are right.
424
00:18:16,944 --> 00:18:18,311
Of course.
425
00:18:18,312 --> 00:18:21,048
- And I'm-I'm really glad that you
- Mm-hmm.
426
00:18:21,049 --> 00:18:24,751
Picked up on all my obvious clues,
427
00:18:24,752 --> 00:18:27,020
and didn't think this was all just some
428
00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:30,123
crazy ploy to get
photos for that Web site.
429
00:18:30,124 --> 00:18:33,193
As if.
430
00:18:33,194 --> 00:18:35,896
And since you kind of
431
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:38,799
just broke up with me,
432
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,435
now it's like we're even.
433
00:18:41,436 --> 00:18:44,304
I mean, now we can hang out as friends,
434
00:18:44,305 --> 00:18:46,173
and I don't have to feel bad
435
00:18:46,174 --> 00:18:48,408
about breaking up with you anymore.
436
00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:50,043
Yes. Emily,
437
00:18:50,044 --> 00:18:52,179
I'm setting you free.
438
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:54,547
Oh...
439
00:18:56,651 --> 00:18:59,653
Well, I mean, since we're here,
440
00:18:59,654 --> 00:19:01,855
should we take some
pictures just for fun?
441
00:19:01,856 --> 00:19:04,691
Sure.
442
00:19:04,692 --> 00:19:06,793
Just as friends?
443
00:19:06,794 --> 00:19:09,429
Just as friends.
444
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:12,865
Wait, don't move. You look perfect.
445
00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:23,366
- Are they still there?
- It may be a while.
446
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:26,001
Murph's having trouble
pronouncing the word "Montreal""
447
00:19:27,404 --> 00:19:29,573
What's that?
448
00:19:29,574 --> 00:19:30,707
Um...
449
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,043
Bat Juice.
450
00:19:33,044 --> 00:19:34,511
You okay?
451
00:19:34,512 --> 00:19:37,463
There's something I didn't tell you.
452
00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:39,764
Birds absolutely terrify me,
453
00:19:39,765 --> 00:19:42,333
with their pointy beaks and
their flesh-ripping talons.
454
00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:45,803
- I don't think...
- They used to be dinosaurs!
455
00:19:45,804 --> 00:19:47,906
Wow, you're really scared,
456
00:19:47,907 --> 00:19:50,808
and you still did this for me?
457
00:19:50,809 --> 00:19:53,177
Of course.
458
00:19:53,178 --> 00:19:54,379
I love you, Oscar.
459
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:57,648
And I've got your back no matter what.
460
00:20:03,889 --> 00:20:08,393
Pointy nails on my bone again.
461
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:12,229
Look behind you.
462
00:20:14,866 --> 00:20:17,869
So many birds.
463
00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:20,638
Okay, let's get you out of here.
464
00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:23,141
No, we can't go now.
465
00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:25,476
We still haven't figured out
how the penguins are cheating.
466
00:20:25,477 --> 00:20:26,980
And what if the camera crew sees you?
467
00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:28,580
Oh, I don't care about them anymore.
468
00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:30,682
All I care is that
Charlotte from Manhattan
469
00:20:30,683 --> 00:20:32,116
is on my side.
470
00:20:32,117 --> 00:20:34,819
Okay?
471
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:36,219
Don't look directly at them.
472
00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:42,026
Oscar?
473
00:20:42,027 --> 00:20:43,294
Oh, guys,
474
00:20:43,295 --> 00:20:46,163
forget the "Mon-treel"
segment, shoot this.
475
00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:50,534
Oh, no, another one.
476
00:20:55,873 --> 00:20:57,942
Well, well, well...
477
00:20:57,943 --> 00:21:00,211
we finally meet face to face.
478
00:21:00,212 --> 00:21:02,714
You may think you're pretty cool,
479
00:21:02,715 --> 00:21:04,215
but you're just a penguin,
480
00:21:04,216 --> 00:21:06,049
and I'm Batman!
481
00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:13,944
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