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Thanks for coming, Mrs. Trundle.
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Without you, the second shrimp platter
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would have gone completely to waste.
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You know,
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having 50 old people say
great things about your dad
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is exhausting.
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Trying to convince them
you're not the hired help
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is no picnic, either.
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You didn't complain
when they tipped you.
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Money's money.
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That Eunice was a hoot.
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After we straightened out
the kink in her oxygen tube.
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I got asked out by your
dad's 75-year-old cousin.
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Of course, he kept calling me Esther
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and asking me what heaven was like.
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We don't mean to laugh on
such a sad occasion, Oscar.
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Oh, no,
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he would have wanted us to laugh.
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You know how he was.
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He was the best.
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Yeah, I loved that man.
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So, how are you holding up?
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Pretty good.
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I feel lucky that we
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were on good terms after
we reconnected last year.
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You're welcome.
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And I made sure to call him a lot.
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At my insistence.
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And said all the
things we needed to say.
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Also me.
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Felix, keep it up
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and you can be the next picture.
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Oscar, just remember,
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the grieving process can be tricky
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and it can take longer than you think.
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Yeah, Tuesday mornings
are going to be rough.
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That's when Walter and I
had our weekly video chats.
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Seriously, Murph?
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Yeah.
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We got real close last year.
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He called it Tuesdays with Murphy.
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There, there, buddy.
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I'm sorry my dad died.
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Here, have a sucker.
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I love how you put your dad's
candy all over the place.
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Well, making candy was his life.
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He would have wanted us to enjoy it.
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It's like every holiday
rolled into one around here.
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Oh, and death.
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Oscar.
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Need I remind you of your
recent trip to the dentist?
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And what did she say, hmm?
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That you shouldn't be allowed
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in the exam room with me?
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No, that your tooth was infected
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and to avoid sweets.
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Luckily, I am here to make
sure you follow her orders.
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I believe her first order was,
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"Get away from his mouth,
Felix, you're not a dentist."
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Oscar, it's time
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for the video conference
with your dad's lawyer.
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Guys, why don't we
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give him some space and clean up.
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It's my wife asking when
I'm going to be home.
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"Gonna be a while."
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"Very emotional day."
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Ooh, I got dibs on the mini quiche!
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Hey!
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I'm worried about Oscar.
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He's putting on his
brave face, but I can tell
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he's avoiding his pain...
both dental and mental.
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I think he's coping pretty well.
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Yeah, he's holding up
better than I would be.
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I cry when my phone dies.
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You can't see it, but
as his dearest friend,
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I can tell you he is
crying out for help.
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I don't know...
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Felix, I need you!
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Well, well.
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What can I do for
you, my fragile friend?
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Make the lawyer face happen.
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Nope.
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Oscar?
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Stanley Barnes.
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Nice to meet you,
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though I'm sorry about
the circumstances.
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I loved your dad.
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Oh, thanks.
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He was one of a kind.
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So let's cut to the chase: your
father was a very wealthy man.
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Crazy, crazy wealthy.
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What? Are you sure?
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Yes, and he's leaving it all to you.
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All $300 million and...
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Oh, wait.
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No, wrong... wrong file.
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Ah, here we go.
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Your dad had...
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next to nothing.
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Yeah, that's more like it.
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He did have one last request:
that you scatter his ashes
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in the river behind
his first candy factory.
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I remember that place.
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When I was a kid we used
to swim in that river.
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Until my eyebrows fell out
and my grades started to drop.
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What a touching memory.
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So about the ashes...
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your dad asked that you scatter them
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with someone named Patty Dombrowski.
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Really? His old business partner?
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They haven't spoken in 30 years.
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Ooh, mysterious.
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What happened?
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I don't know, but Patty's name
was forbidden around our house.
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We had to call our favorite
mints "peppermint betrayals."
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I'll email you Patty's address.
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Again, sorry for your loss.
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But congratulations on the $300 million.
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Oh boy, I did it again.
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Well, guess I'll have to find
Patty and take care of this.
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Maybe next week.
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No... Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
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You can't put this off.
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You need this closure as
part of the healing process.
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I have closure.
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I'm moving on to the
candy part of the process.
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Fine.
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I'm going to need you
to empty your pockets.
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And your jacket.
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And the candy corn in your underpants.
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Damn it!
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Okay, Pop, one last road trip.
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Oh no.
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First mate Felix Unger
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requesting permission to support.
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What are you talking about, man?
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I thought I would come along
and help you with your tooth.
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And any other pain you
might be experiencing.
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Felix, you don't have to come with me.
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I'll be fine on my own.
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Nonsense.
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I brought along the antibiotics,
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which to no one's surprise
you left on our kitchen table.
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And plenty of lukewarm water
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for your temperature-sensitive tooth.
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Felix, I don't want...
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And a six-pack of pudding cups.
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We should get in.
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Oscar...
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You will not regret this.
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Two friends on the
open road, one hurting,
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one helping to heal the hurt.
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One wanting to hurt the healer.
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Okay, well, that just
sounds like a cry for help.
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You know, in Mexico,
they celebrate the dead
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with DIA de los Muertos...
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What are you doing?
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Oh, Dad's riding shotgun.
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He talks less.
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Did you really have to ask him
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all those questions about his family?
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Toll booth operators are people, too.
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Hi.
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Does a Patty Dombrowski live here?
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Well, she used to.
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I'm her mother, Mrs. Dombrowski.
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You can call me Mrs. D.
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I'm Oscar Madison.
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Oh,
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I'm so sorry about your dad.
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Such a lovely man.
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He and Patty used to test
their candy recipes right here.
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They always
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created the sweetest-smelling
kitchen fires.
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Please sit down.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm Felix Unger.
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The pleasure is mine.
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Ooh, a charmer.
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I like him.
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You wanna keep him?
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So your daughter and
Walter worked together
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out of your kitchen,
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the sweet aroma of sugar mingling
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harmoniously with a generous
scoop of entrepreneurship.
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Okay, he's beginning to annoy me.
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So, Mrs. D, if you don't mind my asking,
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why'd Walter and Patty stop speaking?
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Well, you'd have to ask Patty.
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I'm sure she would love
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to see you, Oscar.
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I'll write down her address.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Now, Oscar, let's take
a quick water break.
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Remember what the dentist said:
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more hydration makes inflammation
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take a long vacation.
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She didn't say that.
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She easily could have.
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Is he always like this?
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Oh...
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You have no idea.
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So, how are you holding up?
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Tooth-wise and... otherwise.
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Would you stop asking me that?
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I'm getting tired of hearing your voice.
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Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
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How'd you do that?
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- Oscar, Oscar, Oscar...
- How are you doing that?
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It's your mobile device.
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What the hell?
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It's an alarm I made to remind
you to take your medication.
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I took your phone and recorded
it while you were sleeping.
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How did you get the password?
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I took a shot with 1-2-3-4,
and what do you know?
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Well, I'm going to change it now.
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To 5-6-7-8?
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Damn it!
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I'm not taking that pill.
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That's okay, I understand.
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I understand completely.
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I would not force you to do something
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that I would not do my...
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Oh, look, how about just a snack though?
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Hey! Peanut butter on a cracker!
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Wait, is there a pill in here?
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Swallow.
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Who's a good boy?
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I am. I'm a good boy.
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Can I help you?
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Yes.
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We're looking for someone named Patty.
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Oh, Patty's my sister,
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but she's not here right now.
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Ah...
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Has she gotten herself
into another one of those
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three-way-affair thingies?
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No. This is Oscar Madison, Walter's son.
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Oscar?!
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Oh, Oscar, Oscar.
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Oh, your dad was the sweetest guy.
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He gave me my first
job... babysitting you.
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Wait a minute, Viv?
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- Mmm-hmm. Yes!
- Of course.
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Babysitting for Oscar.
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I would ask what that was like,
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but I have a pretty good idea.
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He used to do the cutest
little dance when he had to pee.
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We called it
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his pee-pee dance, didn't we?
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Oh, I don't think we have time to...
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Please, Viv, tell me more.
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He would eat anything
that wasn't nailed down:
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orange peels, dirt,
handfuls of the dog's fur.
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But I was adorable, right?
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Not what I'm saying at all.
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You were less like a child and
more like a young, chubby goat.
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I like you, Viv.
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If you want to talk to Patty,
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she usually spends Saturday
afternoons hanging out
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at McConnell's bar on 5th.
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Thank you.
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Shall we, Oscar?
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Oh, pee-pee dance!
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He's been forcing me to hydrate all day.
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Do you have a...
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00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,304
- Yeah, yeah.
- Is there a way I can...
269
00:10:40,305 --> 00:10:41,878
Is there a room that I could...
270
00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:43,780
Right that way, yes.
271
00:10:43,781 --> 00:10:46,382
Oh, keep your hands off the dog!
272
00:10:51,988 --> 00:10:53,290
She's not here.
273
00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,270
Let's just go home.
274
00:10:54,271 --> 00:10:55,454
I'll do this some other time.
275
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,526
Oscar.
276
00:10:56,527 --> 00:10:58,761
What? Like my dad's in a rush?
277
00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:02,399
Stop avoiding... you're doing this.
278
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,866
Bartendress!
279
00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:06,168
Hey.
280
00:11:08,805 --> 00:11:11,574
So, can I get you boys a
couple of ice cold beers?
281
00:11:11,575 --> 00:11:13,910
- Hell yeah!
- Absolutely not!
282
00:11:13,911 --> 00:11:15,412
Oscar, no.
283
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,116
No alcohol while you're
on the antibiotics.
284
00:11:17,117 --> 00:11:18,581
I need something to dull the pain.
285
00:11:18,582 --> 00:11:20,483
Of you.
286
00:11:20,484 --> 00:11:23,620
I have plenty of fluids
here in my Manny sack.
287
00:11:23,621 --> 00:11:27,157
Wow, an even creepier
way of saying fanny pack.
288
00:11:27,158 --> 00:11:28,837
Oscar, that is not a good idea.
289
00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:30,438
Okay, how is that cold sensitivity going
290
00:11:30,462 --> 00:11:31,328
right about now, huh?
291
00:11:31,329 --> 00:11:32,761
Not a problem.
292
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:36,833
Miss, do you know a Patty Dombrowski?
293
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:39,102
Oh, yeah, she just left
here a little while ago.
294
00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:40,470
Why, who's asking?
295
00:11:40,471 --> 00:11:41,771
I'm Felix.
296
00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:43,395
This is my adult
roommate, Oscar Madison.
297
00:11:43,396 --> 00:11:44,441
He's Walter's son.
298
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,910
No way!
299
00:11:46,911 --> 00:11:49,512
Grubby little Oscar Madison?
300
00:11:49,513 --> 00:11:51,748
Yeah.
301
00:11:51,749 --> 00:11:53,183
Oh, my God!
302
00:11:53,184 --> 00:11:56,186
Your dad used to bring you
here when you were little.
303
00:11:56,187 --> 00:12:00,757
One time you ate a whole
package of urinal cakes.
304
00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:03,293
It said cake.
305
00:12:03,294 --> 00:12:05,195
You were always eating.
306
00:12:05,196 --> 00:12:06,219
You were like a little...
307
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,264
- Goat.
- Goat.
308
00:12:08,265 --> 00:12:10,400
I loved Walter.
309
00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:12,802
He had the greatest stories.
310
00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,304
He really kept this place laughing.
311
00:12:14,305 --> 00:12:17,105
You guys talking about Walter?
312
00:12:19,442 --> 00:12:22,212
We used to work at the candy factory.
313
00:12:22,213 --> 00:12:24,447
Back in the day.
314
00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:26,883
Walter was the best boss.
315
00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:28,752
Oh, yes, some of our happiest days
316
00:12:28,753 --> 00:12:31,020
were working for that guy.
317
00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:33,823
Before he and Patty
stopped working together.
318
00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,892
Do you know what their fight was about?
319
00:12:35,893 --> 00:12:37,560
No, but it got ugly.
320
00:12:37,561 --> 00:12:40,330
I heard he tried to strangle
her with some licorice rope.
321
00:12:40,331 --> 00:12:41,965
I heard
322
00:12:41,966 --> 00:12:44,167
that she licked a candy
cane into a sharp point
323
00:12:44,168 --> 00:12:45,667
and stabbed him.
324
00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:49,972
Then he gave her a chocolate
egg filled with cyanide.
325
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:53,575
Now I'm just making stuff up.
326
00:12:54,577 --> 00:12:56,846
So, do you guys know where Patty is?
327
00:12:56,847 --> 00:12:58,114
Gee, I don't know.
328
00:12:58,115 --> 00:13:00,583
But maybe if you were to
buy us a beer, we could...
329
00:13:00,584 --> 00:13:01,651
She's at the factory.
330
00:13:01,652 --> 00:13:03,453
Dude!
331
00:13:03,454 --> 00:13:05,655
We were this close
to getting free beers.
332
00:13:05,656 --> 00:13:07,523
I didn't say candy factory.
333
00:13:08,491 --> 00:13:10,727
So the candy factory is still open?
334
00:13:10,728 --> 00:13:12,662
After your dad left,
Patty kept it going.
335
00:13:12,663 --> 00:13:14,097
Okay, let's go.
336
00:13:14,098 --> 00:13:15,698
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
337
00:13:15,699 --> 00:13:17,667
Are you kidding me?
338
00:13:17,668 --> 00:13:19,302
Pill time!
339
00:13:19,303 --> 00:13:20,970
You are driving me
crazy with this thing!
340
00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:22,434
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
341
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,373
How do you turn it off?
342
00:13:23,374 --> 00:13:25,475
Take your pill and I will tell you.
343
00:13:25,476 --> 00:13:27,676
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
344
00:13:29,879 --> 00:13:32,314
- You just broke your phone.
- Totally worth it.
345
00:13:39,289 --> 00:13:42,891
Hi, we're looking for
a Patty Dombrowski.
346
00:13:48,465 --> 00:13:50,366
If you're from the health department,
347
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:53,101
my hair net's over there.
348
00:14:04,556 --> 00:14:06,558
I can't believe your dad's gone.
349
00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:08,460
Sorry for your loss.
350
00:14:08,461 --> 00:14:09,728
Thank you.
351
00:14:09,729 --> 00:14:10,928
He's in there?
352
00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:15,267
Yes.
353
00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:16,735
Hey, Walter.
354
00:14:16,736 --> 00:14:18,170
Been a while.
355
00:14:18,171 --> 00:14:20,471
You look a little ashen.
356
00:14:22,174 --> 00:14:24,176
He always liked a good joke.
357
00:14:24,177 --> 00:14:25,677
He sure did.
358
00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:27,879
You know, I used to come
around this place a lot
359
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,047
when I was a kid.
360
00:14:29,048 --> 00:14:32,049
Yeah, there's not a machine
in here that you didn't lick.
361
00:14:32,918 --> 00:14:35,654
Including the forklift.
362
00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:38,423
It said fork.
363
00:14:38,424 --> 00:14:40,558
It didn't say lick!
364
00:14:42,994 --> 00:14:47,766
Thank God the government wasn't
big on health codes back then.
365
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,134
Back then?
366
00:14:49,135 --> 00:14:52,737
In 1980?
367
00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:54,439
Okay.
368
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,241
So anyway, Mrs. Dombrowski...
369
00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:57,709
You're a middle-aged man.
370
00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:58,777
Call me Patty.
371
00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:00,278
Okay, Patty.
372
00:15:00,279 --> 00:15:01,780
Well, in my dad's will,
373
00:15:01,781 --> 00:15:05,484
he wanted you and I to get
together to scatter his ashes.
374
00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:07,419
Really?
375
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:08,887
That's odd.
376
00:15:08,888 --> 00:15:11,490
The way things ended
with me and your dad,
377
00:15:11,491 --> 00:15:13,357
I didn't think he'd
want me part of this.
378
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:15,126
Want a taffy?
379
00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:16,860
Yeah.
380
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,565
Actually, Oscar will have to decline.
381
00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:22,133
He's having tooth problems.
382
00:15:22,134 --> 00:15:23,168
Who is this guy,
383
00:15:23,169 --> 00:15:25,303
your butler?
384
00:15:25,304 --> 00:15:27,439
He's a pain in my butler.
385
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,341
Oscar isn't minding his health.
386
00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:31,576
Well, you are not
minding your own business.
387
00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:33,245
Well, you are acting like a child.
388
00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:36,481
You heard the lady,
I'm a middle-aged man!
389
00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,049
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
390
00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:40,952
Oh, you cannot be serious!
391
00:15:40,953 --> 00:15:43,056
That's right, I knew that
you would disable the alarm
392
00:15:43,057 --> 00:15:44,923
on your phone, so I
put a backup on mine.
393
00:15:44,924 --> 00:15:46,958
I should never have let
you come on this trip.
394
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,226
Now give me your phone!
395
00:15:48,227 --> 00:15:49,530
No, when you take your medicine.
396
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,600
- Give me your phone!
- When you take medicine!
397
00:15:55,016 --> 00:15:55,733
Oh dear.
398
00:15:57,769 --> 00:16:00,904
Oh dear? That's $200 worth of taffy!
399
00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:04,242
And, you know...
400
00:16:04,243 --> 00:16:06,011
my dad.
401
00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:08,379
What do we do now?
402
00:16:09,814 --> 00:16:12,350
Well, this isn't weird at all.
403
00:16:12,351 --> 00:16:16,220
Just a night at the river
with a giant vat of ash taffy.
404
00:16:17,222 --> 00:16:19,424
What flavor was it anyway?
405
00:16:19,425 --> 00:16:21,927
Well, it was watermelon.
406
00:16:21,928 --> 00:16:24,328
I guess now it's Waltermelon.
407
00:16:26,464 --> 00:16:27,866
Okay, let's do this.
408
00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:31,303
So long, Walter.
409
00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:33,438
Thanks for all the good times.
410
00:16:33,439 --> 00:16:35,239
Godspeed, Mr. Madison.
411
00:16:37,242 --> 00:16:39,144
I don't know what to say.
412
00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:41,313
This is really hard.
413
00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:42,314
Oscar, it's okay.
414
00:16:42,315 --> 00:16:43,647
Take your time.
415
00:16:44,849 --> 00:16:49,186
Dad, I'm really gonna miss you.
416
00:16:50,455 --> 00:16:52,891
I hope that wherever you are,
417
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:55,727
the New York Mets are on
418
00:16:55,728 --> 00:16:58,796
and it's always the '86 World Series.
419
00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:03,702
I loved being your son.
420
00:17:03,703 --> 00:17:05,636
I still do.
421
00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:09,507
Okay.
422
00:17:09,508 --> 00:17:11,775
Bye, Dad.
423
00:17:22,287 --> 00:17:25,489
Well, I guess we're going
to be here for a while.
424
00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:31,529
While we're waiting for
my dad to splash down,
425
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:34,633
do you mind if I ask what the
fight you two had was about?
426
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:39,004
Well, back in the mid - '80s, we
invented a new flavor of taffy.
427
00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:41,740
He wanted to call it Ocean Breeze.
428
00:17:41,741 --> 00:17:43,375
I hated that name.
429
00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:44,776
What name did you prefer?
430
00:17:44,777 --> 00:17:46,277
Tropical Wind.
431
00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:47,812
I mean, the choice was clear.
432
00:17:47,813 --> 00:17:51,650
- Ocean Breeze.
- Tropical Wind.
433
00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:53,918
We used to fight about
all kinds of things,
434
00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:57,322
but for some reason we
never got over this one.
435
00:17:57,323 --> 00:17:58,523
What happened?
436
00:17:58,524 --> 00:17:59,758
We yelled.
437
00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:01,292
Then we stopped yelling.
438
00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:02,560
Then we stopped talking.
439
00:18:02,561 --> 00:18:04,763
Next thing you know
440
00:18:04,764 --> 00:18:05,997
it's 30 years later
441
00:18:05,998 --> 00:18:08,500
and his son shows up
with his life partner
442
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,635
to tell me he's gone.
443
00:18:10,636 --> 00:18:14,606
- Oh, we're not...
- Let it go.
444
00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:16,574
I wish I hadn't been so stubborn.
445
00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:18,877
Well, maybe Dad sending me here
446
00:18:18,878 --> 00:18:21,378
was his way of saying the same thing.
447
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:24,849
Well, I'll let you finish up.
448
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:27,518
Enjoy the ocean breeze, Walter.
449
00:18:30,188 --> 00:18:32,323
You were right, Felix.
450
00:18:32,324 --> 00:18:35,527
This was a much harder
trip than I thought.
451
00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:37,595
I'm sorry I snapped at you.
452
00:18:37,596 --> 00:18:39,297
I'm sorry I got overbearing.
453
00:18:39,298 --> 00:18:41,066
It's what I do when...
454
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:43,134
Well, it's what I do.
455
00:18:43,135 --> 00:18:45,870
Well, I'm glad you do it.
456
00:18:45,871 --> 00:18:47,539
Thanks for coming.
457
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,607
Hey, let's make sure
458
00:18:49,608 --> 00:18:51,376
we don't end up like
Patty and Walter, okay?
459
00:18:51,377 --> 00:18:54,713
That's just what I was thinking, buddy.
460
00:18:54,714 --> 00:18:56,948
Oh, look, hey, he's picking up steam.
461
00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:58,683
Come on, Dad!
462
00:18:58,684 --> 00:18:59,951
Keep oozing!
463
00:18:59,952 --> 00:19:01,652
Keep oozing!
464
00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:07,592
Huh.
465
00:19:07,593 --> 00:19:10,128
Taffy floats.
466
00:19:10,129 --> 00:19:12,192
Your father is going to
make that family of seagulls
467
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,792
very happy.
468
00:19:14,966 --> 00:19:16,234
Oscar,
469
00:19:16,235 --> 00:19:17,258
is that a police officer?
470
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,737
I think so.
471
00:19:18,738 --> 00:19:20,105
Should we flee the scene?
472
00:19:20,106 --> 00:19:24,209
Well, considering we are
dumping a body, yeah, we should.
473
00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,209
Flee the scene!
474
00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:35,974
Ah!
475
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,174
Ah!
476
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:42,013
I didn't eat a whole pie!
477
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,916
All right, fine, I ate a whole pie.
478
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,985
What are you guys doing here?
479
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:50,121
It totally wasn't because we
started eating the leftovers
480
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,591
and then passed out.
481
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:56,995
No, we wanted to be here
for you when you got back,
482
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,197
so you would know that
we're here for you.
483
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:03,235
And now you're back, and we're here.
484
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:06,004
For you.
485
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:09,507
Sorry, I polished off
all the leftover wine.
486
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,242
She tried to kiss two of us.
487
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,547
No, no, no, no, no.
488
00:20:18,683 --> 00:20:20,485
So, how'd it go? Did you find Patty?
489
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,153
Yeah, it was a good day.
490
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,388
Yes, it was.
491
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,723
A lot of healing.
492
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,359
Speaking of which, it is
time for your medicine.
493
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,561
Oh, buddy, can you give
me a break from the pills
494
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,861
for a while?
495
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,732
Yeah. You had a pretty big day.
496
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,836
You know what, why don't
you just have this nice pie?
497
00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:37,135
- Mmm.
- Mmm-hmm.
498
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,335
Thanks.
499
00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,908
Mmm, that's really good.
500
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,342
You put a pill in it?
501
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:45,976
I did.
502
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,420
- I'm a good boy.
- Okay.
503
00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:10,131
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