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Look at him.
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So engaged in his
electronic television game.
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More like obsessed.
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He needs to stop for five
minutes and clean up his room.
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Which one of us do you
think they're talking about?
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My room's clean.
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Gotta be you.
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Honestly, I don't know what
you two see in that game.
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"That game" is Chimpocalypse,
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the most popular video game in America.
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And hamburger sandwiches
are the most popular food.
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Doesn't make them good.
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Okay, Evan, time to do your homework.
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Aw, man.
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Oscar, you need to get
cleaned up for dinner.
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Aw, man.
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Thank you.
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I know you and Evan got
off to a rocky start,
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I really appreciate how hard
you've worked to win him over.
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The key is putting myself
in the mind of a child.
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Well, feel free to
come back out any time.
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All right, I want a
re-match, buddy, tomorrow.
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It's your money.
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Hey, Charlotte! Cute top.
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Thanks, Teddy.
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Women love to hear about their shirts.
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Hey, you guys mind if I brought
Andre over here for Halloween?
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He heard this building is
great for trick-or-treating.
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Of course. Although I'm not
sure where he heard that,
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we hardly get any trick-or-treaters.
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Well, we used to.
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Then Felix moved in, and
instead of giving them candy,
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he gave out dental floss.
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Are you saying that children
are avoiding our apartment?
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No.
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They're avoiding you.
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Evan told me they all
call you Count Plaque-ula.
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Count Plaque-ula.
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Kids are mean and funny.
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Laugh all you want,
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but gingivitis doesn't take a holiday.
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A little fact that Big Candy
doesn't want you to know.
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Felix, come on.
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Halloween is the one night of the year
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you get to go crazy and be a kid.
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Is it?
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Or is it just a celebration
of irresponsibility?
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"Let's get hopped up on
sugar and mock the dead!"
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You got pushed down a
lot as a kid, didn't you?
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Face it, Felix,
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Halloween isn't the problem... you are.
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You just don't know how to cut loose.
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Can't cut loose? I?
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The guy who plays "La
Vida Loca" on the cello?
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I feel like pushing him down right now.
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Are you actually saying
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that I lack a childlike
sense of abandon?
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You were never a child.
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When you came out of the
womb, you hung up the placenta.
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Well, I'm not going
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to apologize for being a mature adult.
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As the poet William
Butler Yeats famously said,
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"It is so many years..."
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Oh, you going down right now!
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Damn, you're like a statue!
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Pilates.
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I don't believe it.
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Where'd that come from?
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I hung it while you were
at work, I hope you like it.
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Aw, I love a Halloween decoration!
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Or every one ever made.
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Oh, is it too much?
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Oh, I'm sorry. You've
already been so nice
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by letting me crash here
while I find a new apartment.
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No, no, no, it's the perfect setting
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for our scary movie marathon.
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Ooh, I can't wait!
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But you know what, I've got to warn you,
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when I get scared I have to pee,
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so we're going to be
working that pause button.
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Hello.
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Oh, what a festive
display of fire hazards.
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Oh that's right, Halloween
isn't really your thing.
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No, never has been.
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I remember the last time
I tried to participate.
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I was seven and dressed
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as Nobel-Prize-winning
scientist Marie Curie.
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Had to take off my pumps
to escape the bullies.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Why are you not trying
to repress that memory?
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Well, Oscar pointed out
that apparently I lack
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a sense of childlike whimsy.
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Since when do you
care what Oscar thinks?
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Since when does Oscar
use the word "whimsy?"
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Well, it's not just Oscar.
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I was upset to learn that
the children of the building
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seem to agree. I guess it's
because I don't know how to
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"cut loose" or "go crazy."
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Those air quotes aren't
doing you any favors.
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Well, this year I plan to embrace
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the spirit of the season,
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by planning a good, old fashioned,
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night of irresponsible fun.
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How about you just put
your hands in your pockets?
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Good for you. What do you have in mind?
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Well, as you know,
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every Halloween there is
a kids' party in the lobby.
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But this year, as board president,
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I plan to introduce a haunted history
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tour of the building.
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And I'm here because
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I need some spooky helpers.
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We actually have plans.
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Yeah, we're going to eat
popcorn, watch scary movies,
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and not pee on the couch.
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But you could do that any night!
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Please?
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It would really mean a lot to me.
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Aw, who could say no to this face?
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I could.
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But I won't.
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But I could.
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Well, fantastic!
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I will get you a draft of the script
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so that you can start memorizing.
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Oh god! Oh no!
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Oh, I love Halloween,
so much fun, so much fun.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Oh, cool chimpbot costume!
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I wish they made those in adult sizes.
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Maybe they do.
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No, I already checked.
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You are gonna clean
up on candy tomorrow.
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Not here I'm not.
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I have to work tomorrow night,
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so Evan's going
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to my sister's in Long Island.
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Or he could stay here and
go trick-or-treating with me.
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That's what I said!
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But then my mom just laughed
for, like, a really long time.
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I didn't laugh... that long.
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What's so funny about
me taking care of Evan?
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Nothing.
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It's just my sister
hasn't seen him in a while,
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they'll have a great time.
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She's super responsible.
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Ha! And I'm not?
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Uh-oh, she's going to laugh again.
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No, Oscar.
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It's just I like Evan a whole lot,
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and I'd like to keep him...
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Well, I'd like to keep him.
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I can do this.
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We won't leave the building,
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I'll never take my eyes off
of him and you can trust me.
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You trust me, right?
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Okay.
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Let's give it a try.
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Awesome!
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We're gonna have a great time!
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And be very responsible.
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Who are you?
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Mozart van Beethoven?
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Our educational system
really failed you, didn't it?
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This is my costume
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for tonight's terrifying trek
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through our building's haunted past.
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Oh great, do you mind
if Evan and I tag along?
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I would love that!
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I just didn't think you were interested.
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Oh, I'm not.
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But if I want to have any
kind of future with Charlotte,
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I need to prove to her that I'm mature.
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So I'm going to spend Halloween
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with the most mature guy I know.
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Well, thank you, Oscar.
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And when I say mature, I mean boring.
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Oh, you might be surprised.
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This tour is going
to be "spook-tacular."
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"Abso-boo-tly" frightening.
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For all the...
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ghouls.
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It's exhausting being you, isn't it?
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It's not easy.
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Hey Oscar, go long!
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Hey!
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Nice catch!
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Thanks.
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Wish I was wearing a cup.
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Teddy, what's with the suitcase?
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Oh, it's Andre's.
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His second costume is in there.
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I hit all the apartments
in this costume,
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then I change for round two.
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Very clever.
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It's not my first Halloween.
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If he was this focused
on sports or education,
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he'd be unstoppable.
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Can you imagine?
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Well, I'm off. See ya, Dad.
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You sure you don't
want me to go with you?
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No offense, but you slow me down.
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Too much chit-chat,
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not enough Kit Kat.
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Now who's this cute little...
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No time!
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All right, I'm ready to go, Oscar.
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Great!
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I'll be home by 10:00.
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Be responsible, follow the rules.
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I will.
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I was talking to Oscar.
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I will.
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We're going to have so much fun.
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Well, don't have too much fun.
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We'll be with Felix.
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Well, have some fun.
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Okay.
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Good evening.
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Our Haunted History tour will
begin when the clock strikes...
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6:45.
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Doing this for Charlotte,
doing this for Charlotte...
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Oscar, it's funny.
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Tonight you are attempting
to act like a mature adult,
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while I'm endeavoring
to access my inner child.
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Oh, he's probably just in there dusting.
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Hello, Felix.
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This is my son Simon.
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No, I'm Albert Einstein.
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Of course you are.
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And you can meet us back here in an hour
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because the tour is
"relativit-ly" short.
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Good one.
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I have a backpack of supplies.
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Breath spray, wet wipes,
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and a drone if we need to send for help.
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Oh, my god, there's two of them?
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Oscar, can we go up to the roof?
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All my friends are gonna sneak
up and throw water balloons!
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That's an awesome idea!
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Is what a bad adult would say...
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to an awesome idea
that I can't let you do.
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Oh hello, I am Ebenezer Strotham.
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You may not know me,
but you do know my work.
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You're standing in it.
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The building.
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I designed the building.
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In 1905, it was the site
of a mysterious death.
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Robert Coleman's heart gave out
in his seventh-floor apartment.
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Authorities called it natural causes,
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but some called it...
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...murder!
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How long is this going to take?
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About an hour.
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But it'll feel like forever.
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That's relativity!
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Hold your fire.
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So join me now
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for an evening of mystery,
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but, most of all, fun.
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Not a toy!
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Not a toy!
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Now, Robert Coleman didn't
die in that stairwell.
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00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:33,531
But he could have,
because safety railings
266
00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,700
weren't required by
New York state until...
267
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,868
...1937.
268
00:10:39,037 --> 00:10:42,073
So how did they navigate the stairs?
269
00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:44,040
They walked, Einstein.
270
00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:46,944
What? He's Einstein.
271
00:10:46,945 --> 00:10:48,346
Join me as we enter
272
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:51,682
the apartment where Coleman
lived with his kindly nurse.
273
00:10:51,683 --> 00:10:53,083
Lived...
274
00:10:54,252 --> 00:10:56,419
...and died!
275
00:10:58,456 --> 00:11:00,258
Come on, come on, come on.
276
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,425
Go, go, go, go, go.
277
00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:10,468
Who dares disturb our slumber?
278
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,669
You want some slumber,
279
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,504
why don't you join our tour?
280
00:11:15,406 --> 00:11:17,041
You're not a guy,
281
00:11:17,042 --> 00:11:19,444
you're the lady who keeps
trying to sell my mom jewelry.
282
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:25,048
Tell her that all the seasonal
bracelets are half price.
283
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,327
Stay on script.
284
00:11:27,328 --> 00:11:30,455
I roam the halls
285
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,357
looking for a young, healthy heart
286
00:11:33,358 --> 00:11:38,228
because mine was taken from
me on a night most foul.
287
00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:44,001
Might I be the murderer?
288
00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:46,104
Who's the hooker?
289
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,905
Watch your mouth, 4B. I know your mama.
290
00:11:49,801 --> 00:11:51,184
Dani, I didn't tell you
291
00:11:51,185 --> 00:11:52,410
to buy a sexy nurse outfit.
292
00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,078
I just bought a nurse's outfit.
293
00:11:54,079 --> 00:11:55,645
I put the sexy in it.
294
00:11:57,215 --> 00:11:59,650
Well, kids, it's still
pretty scary, isn't it?
295
00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:01,385
Please, this is nothing.
296
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:02,854
Did you ever see Saw?
297
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,322
See saw?
298
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,425
Oh no, if those things aren't
balanced it's like a catapult.
299
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,793
Can we go now?
300
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,027
Yes, because there are
301
00:12:10,028 --> 00:12:12,630
17 clues hidden throughout the building
302
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:15,999
that will help solve the mystery.
303
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,738
Did she say 17?
304
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,973
I wasn't listening.
305
00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,139
Yeah, me neither.
306
00:12:24,108 --> 00:12:26,144
And that's why in mid-1990s
307
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,679
they replaced every
carpet in the building.
308
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,448
Remember, children:
309
00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:32,616
mold is the silent killer.
310
00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:36,721
Excuse me, my mom just texted me.
311
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:37,955
I have to go.
312
00:12:37,956 --> 00:12:40,725
Yeah, his mom said I have to go, too.
313
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:41,893
Yeah, you know, me too.
314
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:42,894
Hey, wait!
315
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,028
Come on, Oscar!
316
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:45,696
You promised that we
would have some fun.
317
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,532
We will. I'll talk to Felix.
318
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,167
Felix?
319
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,968
Felix?
320
00:12:50,969 --> 00:12:51,969
Ebenezer?
321
00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,337
Yes?
322
00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:55,642
We gotta speed things along.
These kids are getting bored.
323
00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:56,241
Bored?
324
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,910
Or entertained into silence?
325
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,379
It's Halloween, all we want is candy!
326
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,680
I mean all they want is candy.
327
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,015
And they're going to get it.
328
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,316
The 17th clue is the combination
329
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,084
that unlocks this
briefcase full of candy.
330
00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:08,653
You've been holding out on us?!
331
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,820
- Give it!
- No, no.
332
00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:11,355
- Give it!
- No.
333
00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:12,390
Man, those Pilates
334
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,558
are really paying off.
335
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:14,759
Thank you, thank you very much.
336
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,081
But you're not getting the candy!
337
00:13:16,082 --> 00:13:17,945
Stop being so immature.
You stop being so lame!
338
00:13:17,946 --> 00:13:19,497
We're going to lose these kids!
339
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,033
Oh crap, I've already lost one!
340
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:22,934
Evan! Evan!
341
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,036
Evan!
342
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,205
Have you seen a chimpbot?
343
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,340
I'm a T Rex!
344
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,508
Do you know how questions work?
345
00:13:33,878 --> 00:13:35,146
There you are, buddy.
346
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,914
Listen, we gotta stick together.
347
00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:38,783
Let's go back to my
apartment and regroup.
348
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,685
We've got a ton of candy over there.
349
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:42,686
There's a chimpbot.
350
00:13:43,754 --> 00:13:45,188
There's a reason you're extinct.
351
00:13:46,224 --> 00:13:48,626
Candy is right there, help yourself.
352
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:49,760
Evan ditched me.
353
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,229
I thought I lost him for a second.
354
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,396
That would have been bad.
355
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:53,864
He's Charlotte's only kid.
356
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:56,767
You're not Evan!
357
00:13:56,768 --> 00:13:58,569
Why are you in his costume?
358
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,004
This is my back-up.
359
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,473
Why didn't you tell me when
I kept calling you Evan!
360
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,254
You promised me candy
and I rolled with it.
361
00:14:06,577 --> 00:14:09,146
Teddy, stop drinking alone
and help me find Evan!
362
00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:10,648
I'm going to start in the lobby.
363
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:13,017
I'll start at the
penthouse and work down.
364
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,385
I'll just hang back here.
365
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,254
My dogs are barking.
366
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,554
Oh, great.
367
00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:28,749
Well, it's just us.
368
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,868
I suppose we ought to call it a night.
369
00:14:31,869 --> 00:14:33,536
Really?
370
00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:36,773
But I have to know... was it murder?
371
00:14:36,774 --> 00:14:39,641
No, it was complications of an STD.
372
00:14:41,378 --> 00:14:45,147
Which stands for "Super
Terrifying Disease."
373
00:14:46,476 --> 00:14:47,796
Now that I've spoiled the ending,
374
00:14:47,797 --> 00:14:49,980
I suppose there's no reason
to do the rest of the tour.
375
00:14:49,981 --> 00:14:51,655
Where the hell are they?!
376
00:14:51,656 --> 00:14:53,456
We're clue number seven!
377
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,840
They should have been here by now.
378
00:14:54,841 --> 00:14:56,059
They better hurry up.
379
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,395
This place is creepy,
and the radiator steam
380
00:14:58,396 --> 00:15:00,562
is making my damn nails pop off.
381
00:15:01,898 --> 00:15:04,401
Well I suppose you deserve a reward
382
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:06,101
for staying as long as you did.
383
00:15:08,772 --> 00:15:10,939
Do you have anything healthy?
384
00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:17,713
Granny Smith. Jackpot!
385
00:15:22,445 --> 00:15:24,028
I'm sorry that I ruined your Halloween.
386
00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:25,755
That's okay.
387
00:15:25,756 --> 00:15:27,257
I don't like Halloween.
388
00:15:27,258 --> 00:15:28,692
I can't wait to be an adult
389
00:15:28,693 --> 00:15:30,560
so I don't have to
do this stuff anymore.
390
00:15:30,561 --> 00:15:34,764
You know, I suppose I felt that
way too when I was your age.
391
00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:37,734
But now I feel like I
missed out on something.
392
00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:41,904
I see people cutting loose,
and being mischievous...
393
00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:46,876
I wish I had learned how to do that.
394
00:15:46,877 --> 00:15:48,078
Yeah?
395
00:15:48,079 --> 00:15:49,611
Yeah.
396
00:15:50,547 --> 00:15:52,415
You have plenty of time to be an adult,
397
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:55,451
so don't rush through the kid part.
398
00:15:58,021 --> 00:16:00,190
You know, Simon?
399
00:16:00,191 --> 00:16:03,059
Simon?
400
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,226
- Dr. Einstein?
- Yes?
401
00:16:09,566 --> 00:16:11,835
What do you say you and
I have some fun, huh?
402
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:12,899
Throw caution to the wind!
403
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,066
Not the wind?!
404
00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:17,841
Yes, the wind!
405
00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:19,442
I don't know how to do that.
406
00:16:19,443 --> 00:16:20,744
Neither do I.
407
00:16:20,745 --> 00:16:24,381
But we will brave these
uncharted waters together, hm?
408
00:16:24,382 --> 00:16:25,782
Come on.
409
00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:27,117
Oh wait, wait, wait.
410
00:16:27,118 --> 00:16:29,141
There's a little bit of
food residue on your shirt.
411
00:16:29,142 --> 00:16:30,019
Oh dear.
412
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,788
Boop!
413
00:16:31,789 --> 00:16:33,989
- This might take some time.
- Yeah.
414
00:16:35,392 --> 00:16:37,559
I lost a human, a whole human!
415
00:16:41,632 --> 00:16:43,500
Well that's an ego boost.
416
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,902
I didn't think you'd be home so soon.
417
00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:47,170
I was able to duck out early
418
00:16:47,171 --> 00:16:48,994
so the three of us could
go trick-or-treating.
419
00:16:48,995 --> 00:16:50,740
Oh, you really didn't have to do that.
420
00:16:50,741 --> 00:16:53,209
You really, really didn't have to.
421
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:55,211
Okay, here's the thing.
422
00:16:55,212 --> 00:16:56,346
Evan...
423
00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:58,348
Is right there!
424
00:16:58,349 --> 00:16:59,416
Yeah, Oscar,
425
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:00,984
right here where you dropped me off.
426
00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:03,686
I told my mom you did
a great job watching me.
427
00:17:03,687 --> 00:17:05,054
I'm glad it went well.
428
00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:07,257
Yes...
429
00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:10,192
It went well.
430
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,362
I'm going to leave now.
431
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:14,697
Well, thanks for doing such
a good job watching him.
432
00:17:14,698 --> 00:17:16,633
I didn't do a good job watching him.
433
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:18,101
He ran away!
434
00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:19,436
What?!
435
00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:21,905
I've been looking all
over the building for you!
436
00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:23,373
You scared the hell out of me!
437
00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:25,841
Look, I'm sweating even more than usual!
438
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:28,778
Is this true, Evan?
439
00:17:28,779 --> 00:17:30,879
He is pretty sweaty.
440
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:34,050
Sorry.
441
00:17:34,051 --> 00:17:35,351
He wasn't any fun.
442
00:17:35,352 --> 00:17:37,287
Oh, I was no fun?
443
00:17:37,288 --> 00:17:40,790
You want to see me being no fun?
444
00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,991
How about no food for a month?
445
00:17:45,328 --> 00:17:47,297
Might be a little much.
446
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:49,132
Yeah, you're right, it's my first time.
447
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:52,401
No Chimpocalypse for a month.
448
00:17:53,069 --> 00:17:54,304
That sounds fair.
449
00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:55,805
No, it doesn't.
450
00:17:55,806 --> 00:17:58,407
Man, Oscar, you're so mean!
451
00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:06,749
It's not easy, is it?
452
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:10,220
No, how do you do this
parenting thing 24/7?
453
00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:12,387
Wine helps.
454
00:18:13,356 --> 00:18:14,958
But you know what?
455
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,793
You handled that really well.
456
00:18:16,794 --> 00:18:17,827
You think?
457
00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:18,828
Yes.
458
00:18:18,829 --> 00:18:20,563
Very mature.
459
00:18:20,564 --> 00:18:23,533
And that's quite a sacrifice for you,
460
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:26,169
no Chimpocalypse for a month?
461
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,203
What?
462
00:18:27,204 --> 00:18:28,304
No, that was for Evan.
463
00:18:28,305 --> 00:18:30,439
He ran away, not me.
464
00:18:31,975 --> 00:18:34,177
I gotta say, Oscar, seeing you step up
465
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:38,313
like you did there was pretty sexy.
466
00:18:45,788 --> 00:18:47,323
You want that candy don't you?
467
00:18:47,324 --> 00:18:48,557
Yeah, I really do.
468
00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:53,363
There you all are!
469
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,201
You left before the most fun part...
470
00:18:58,202 --> 00:19:01,938
reading material!
471
00:19:01,939 --> 00:19:03,339
You want to talk about scary,
472
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:04,707
wait 'til you see these
473
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,341
archaic building codes.
474
00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:07,844
What?
475
00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:09,312
What? What is it?
476
00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:12,849
It's the ghost of Robert Coleman!
477
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,284
He's come for
478
00:19:14,285 --> 00:19:16,251
my heart!
479
00:19:17,153 --> 00:19:18,187
Ah!
480
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:27,630
Respect... your... teachers.
481
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,772
That was awesome!
482
00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:37,407
Yes, it was!
483
00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:39,042
Great work with the drone!
484
00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:41,544
That was exactly the kind
of reckless tomfoolery
485
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:43,679
that being a kid is all about, huh?
486
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:50,019
I guess we better get you home, huh?
487
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:53,188
Why do I get the nagging feeling
that I'm forgetting something?
488
00:19:55,191 --> 00:19:57,526
Please tell me your foot has a tail.
489
00:19:59,662 --> 00:20:01,598
I felt it, too!
490
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,665
- Aw, hell no!
- Oh, my god!
491
00:20:12,854 --> 00:20:14,654
This is the first time
ever having nougat.
492
00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:17,959
Good.
493
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,125
Not great.
494
00:20:20,328 --> 00:20:22,163
All right, here, try
a Three Musketeers bar.
495
00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:24,899
They named a candy bar
after my third-favorite
496
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,067
Alexandre Dumas novel!
497
00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:30,638
No, I probably shouldn't.
498
00:20:30,639 --> 00:20:31,906
I've had so much already.
499
00:20:31,907 --> 00:20:34,041
Oh come on, feed your inner child.
500
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,243
He's had a huge night.
501
00:20:35,244 --> 00:20:37,311
Should we split it?
502
00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:38,695
Unless of course you're too mature
503
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,279
and responsible for candy after dinner.
504
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,182
Who knows?
505
00:20:41,183 --> 00:20:43,483
I may even floss tonight.
506
00:20:45,086 --> 00:20:46,687
Whoo! What a night.
507
00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:48,356
Look at that swagger!
508
00:20:48,357 --> 00:20:50,524
Learned it from me.
509
00:20:51,392 --> 00:20:53,326
Let's get you home, son.
510
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,035
One of you chumps want
to tell me something?
511
00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:17,106
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