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We'll be right down.
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Car's here.
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Your London internship awaits.
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Felix, I can't do this.
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Of course you can.
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Just remember, women are
birds, men are blokes,
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and a shag is more than
just a kind of carpet.
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Don't shag any blokes.
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No, I mean I can't be away
from you for three whole months.
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How about this?
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We can have breakfast
together every single day
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via the miracle of video conferencing.
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You can't do that.
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That'll be, like, 3:00 a.m. for you.
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Nonsense!
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Or as they say across
the pond, codswallop.
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You're so calm about this.
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Just a week ago, you
were begging me to stay.
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Well, I thought about it,
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and I trust you and I
trust our relationship.
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And even though we'll be an ocean apart,
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I couldn't feel more secure.
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Where is she?!
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Why hasn't she called me?
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Maybe she met someone!
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Yes, that's it.
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I knew this would happen!
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Oh, hey, sweetie.
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There you are.
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Hi, sorry I'm late.
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I was out until 2:00 in the morning.
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Fergus took all of the
interns to the coolest pub.
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That Fergus, what a guy.
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Handsome, charming,
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always blurring the line
between boss and employee.
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Fergus has taught me so much.
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This experience has been amazing.
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I can't believe that
it's over in three days.
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Oh, thank God.
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Just three more days until
the ceremonial shaving
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of my beard of devotion.
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There's a ceremony?
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So, what's on tap for today?
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Oh, I forgot to tell you!
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This morning, I got a text from Fergus.
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Yay! More him!
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And he is so happy with
what I've been doing
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that he asked me to spend the weekend...
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Spend the weekend doing what?
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Emily, you froze up.
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Doing what?
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Hello? Hello?!
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Hello?
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Damn it!
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Which way is England?
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Emily, hello?
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What is going on?
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Oh, just a nightmare.
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That moved in with me
and refuses to leave.
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I'm looking for a hotspot!
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You're about an hour late.
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Put your hand down.
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Felix? Hello?
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Oh, good, you're back.
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Hi...
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guys.
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That's a pretty scarf.
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Thanks.
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There's a woman in Camden
Market who makes them by hand.
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Yeah, because now is definitely
the time for scarf talk.
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You were saying something
about you and Fergus
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and a weekend?
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Oh, yes.
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He asked me to spend the weekend
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designing pieces for the fall line
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while he's out of town!
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Oh, thank God.
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That, um...
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that he is recognizing your talent
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which was bestowed on
you by our Lord, amen.
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All right, well, Felix,
I should go, but...
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I love you.
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I love you more.
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No way, mister... I love you more.
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That's impossible, because
I love you so much...
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Sorry, I didn't see that ever ending.
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I know.
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These last three months
have taken quite a toll.
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I just miss Emily so much,
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and I'm terrified of
someone coming between us.
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We know the feeling.
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Not the threesome I was hoping for.
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Me neither.
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Will you stop with the blender?
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Sorry.
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I'm making Emily's welcome home dinner.
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I thought Emily wasn't
coming home till tomorrow.
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A romantic dinner requires preparation.
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And now if you'll excuse me,
I have to tenderize my goose.
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You won't have to do
that when Emily gets back.
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Why does everybody hate high-fives?
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Dani, what are you doing?
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Storing my stuff here.
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Now that Emily's coming back,
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I have to clear out of her place
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and find myself an apartment.
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What about your apartment?
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I can't go back there,
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with the high rent and the bad plumbing
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and the creepy neighbor who spies on me
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through the bullet hole in the wall.
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Well, I'm sure you'll
find someplace great.
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Not as good as Emily's,
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with the free cable and the clear water,
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and is no one concerned
about the bullet hole?
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
I have to glaze my strudel.
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He won't have to do that
when Emily gets back.
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I believe you're on the clock.
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- Hi, Dani.
- Hi, Charlotte.
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I'm off to work.
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I'll see you tonight?
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I'll pick you up at 8:00.
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Ooh, big plans?
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Yes, a little birdie reminded me
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that it's our three-month anniversary.
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So that birdie's boyfriend is taking her
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to a romantic dinner.
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Yes, they're going to be the
cutest couple at Langford's.
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Langford's?
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The sports bar where we go all the time?
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Where you're so comfortable,
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you've literally worn pajama bottoms?
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You're saying good things,
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but in a tone that makes me feel shame.
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I just assumed we were
going someplace special,
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given the occasion,
but Langford's is fine.
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That's right, I mean, let's face it,
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we've only been going
out for three months,
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and at our age, three months
goes by in, like, a day.
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"Our age"?
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My age.
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Not our age.
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I was just thinking that for me,
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time goes by really
fast, except for now.
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Which feels like forever.
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This is how walls get bullet holes.
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I will see you tonight.
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Why don't you wear your fancy pajamas?
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Ooh, the one with the feet!
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Emily, what a surprise.
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I should warn you, if
this is a booty call,
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we are not alone.
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Ugh.
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I'm calling because I
have some great news.
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Well, at least I think it's great,
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and I hope that you do too.
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I'm sure I will... what is it?
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Well, Fergus just called.
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Of course he did!
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He calls you all the time!
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And he's so happy with
what I've been doing
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that he asked me to help him
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at the big jewelry show in Paris.
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And that's tonight?
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No, it's in three weeks, so...
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I'd be home in a month.
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Damn it, the screen froze.
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Felix?
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Screen didn't freeze.
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He's just in shock.
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Right, Felix?
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Oh, wow.
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Wow, another month.
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Whoo!
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Exciting news, though.
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Hey listen, don't you
worry about your apartment.
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I will get your mail, water your plants,
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and upgrade your cable to premium.
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The Walking Dead is coming back!
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You know, I was kind of disappointed
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in that tapas restaurant.
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Is that because you
thought I said "topless"?
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No!
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Yes.
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Actually, let's go to your place.
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Why aren't we going in?
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It's Felix.
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He's moping over Emily.
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I can ignore him, but
you'll get sucked in.
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You've got a girl heart.
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Emily?
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Oh, sorry.
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I heard a woman's voice
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and thought I might
have a reason to live.
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Phew!
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That was a close one.
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Let's go.
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Girl heart.
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Felix,
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what are you doing?
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Just because Emily can't be here
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is no reason to let this
delicious meal go to waste.
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I thought I could use it
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to plug the empty hole
where my heart used to be.
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Plug away, pal!
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Charlotte, let's go!
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Oscar!
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We can't leave him alone like this.
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He's in pain.
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I wish I were in pain.
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That would mean I could still feel.
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Here we go.
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Oscar!
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We're staying.
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Wonderful.
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Help yourselves to goose.
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I will grab some extra plates.
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And yes, Oscar, your Batman fork.
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How can you be so callous?
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I'm just sick of it.
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He's been wallowing over
Emily for three months now.
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He's a wallower,
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and I will no longer
swallow that wallow.
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He's a romantic.
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Not that I'd expect you to understand.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I was afraid you were
going to abandon me,
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like so many others.
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Thank you for being here.
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Well, the vote was a tie.
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Felix,
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have you told Emily how upset you are?
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Oh yes, and show her that I'm
the neediest man in the world?
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Women love that.
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You need to tell her how you feel.
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It's just so hard to talk about
feelings over the computer.
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Have you thought about flying to London?
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Talking to her in person?
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What? That's insane.
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Who does that?
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Oh, I don't know,
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someone with romance in his soul?
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Who's never heard of a telephone.
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That's a great idea.
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I could fly out tomorrow morning,
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surprise her, take her in my arms,
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and kiss her
enthusiastically on the mouth.
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I can do this.
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I mean, I'm terrified of flying,
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but I'm more terrified of
another month without Emily.
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I'm going!
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Should I pack the goose or carry it on?
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You know what, they
have geese in England!
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I'll have you know I can
be pretty damn romantic.
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Remember last night,
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when we shared that
milkshake at Langford's?
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It was your third one.
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You couldn't finish it,
so you pushed it over to me
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and said you had to unbutton your pants.
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And that is why I wear pajama bottoms.
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Thanks for helping me plan my date.
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I really want Charlotte to
know that I'm a romantic guy.
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You got it.
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I'm your agent...
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...of love.
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Here's what I got so
far: put on a suit...
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One that fits.
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Good, that's good.
270
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,568
Then a carriage ride through the park,
271
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,836
followed by dinner...
272
00:10:53,837 --> 00:10:56,506
At a place that doesn't
serve curly fries.
273
00:10:56,507 --> 00:10:58,607
Damn it, Teddy, you're on fire!
274
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,612
Yeah!
275
00:11:02,613 --> 00:11:05,915
Then we come back here, I
put on a little mood music...
276
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,483
she loves her Boyz II Men.
277
00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:09,252
That's one classy lady.
278
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:12,087
Then I'll light some
candles and wow her with...
279
00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:14,490
Oh, Oscar, I'm flattered,
280
00:11:14,491 --> 00:11:18,160
but I think my wife might
have a problem with that.
281
00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:19,078
No, not that!
282
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,199
I need you to help me come
up with some grand gesture.
283
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,584
Something that will show Charlotte
284
00:11:22,585 --> 00:11:23,933
that I have romance in my soul.
285
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,769
If only I had a way of
knowing what women think,
286
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,404
what goes on in their brains.
287
00:11:28,405 --> 00:11:29,388
Well, you know, Oscar...
288
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,641
Not now, Dani!
289
00:11:31,642 --> 00:11:34,075
Now I don't feel so bad
about taking your toaster.
290
00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:37,747
Why does this have to be so hard?
291
00:11:37,748 --> 00:11:39,592
Charlotte and I have been
going out for three months.
292
00:11:39,593 --> 00:11:40,679
I thought we were way past
293
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,685
this whole having-to-prove-
yourself thing.
294
00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:48,190
Oh, you poor, magnificent man-child.
295
00:11:48,191 --> 00:11:49,574
I've been married almost 20 years,
296
00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,626
and let me tell you,
297
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,428
you always have to
keep proving yourself.
298
00:11:52,429 --> 00:11:53,529
- Seriously?
- Yes.
299
00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:56,098
Women need to feel
loved and appreciated.
300
00:11:56,099 --> 00:12:00,169
"Romance" is just a fancy word
for showing you give a crap.
301
00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,938
Damn.
302
00:12:01,939 --> 00:12:04,039
You should give a seminar.
303
00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:08,711
I'll make some calls
and see if I can come up
304
00:12:08,712 --> 00:12:10,546
with a romantic surprise for tonight.
305
00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:12,114
Thanks, Teddy.
306
00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:16,017
"Give... a... crap."
307
00:12:18,521 --> 00:12:21,023
Well, I'm off to the airport.
308
00:12:21,024 --> 00:12:22,992
Quick question:
309
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,726
do you know where my arm is?
310
00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:29,164
Maybe you packed it in your suitcase?
311
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,500
Aha!
312
00:12:33,769 --> 00:12:35,071
What's going on?
313
00:12:35,072 --> 00:12:38,140
Hm? Oh, maybe it was those
pills that you gave me.
314
00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:39,542
The sleeping pills?
315
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,210
I told you to take those at the airport
316
00:12:41,211 --> 00:12:42,878
so you wouldn't freak out on the plane!
317
00:12:42,879 --> 00:12:44,080
I took them early
318
00:12:44,081 --> 00:12:46,748
so that I would not
freak out in the Uber.
319
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:49,385
I'll be all right.
320
00:12:49,386 --> 00:12:51,986
Oh, look, this monkey wants
me to take a nap with him.
321
00:12:54,323 --> 00:12:55,958
Felix, come on!
322
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,627
You're going to miss your plane.
323
00:12:57,628 --> 00:12:59,128
No, no, can't do that.
324
00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:02,263
Must show Emily that she's
worth crossing an ocean for.
325
00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:09,238
I'm not going to make it!
326
00:13:09,239 --> 00:13:12,141
Tell Emily I love her
more than life itself!
327
00:13:12,142 --> 00:13:14,210
I'm not going to England.
328
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,610
I was talking to the monkey.
329
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:20,516
Felix, I hate seeing
you torn up like this.
330
00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:28,724
Somebody call a car for the airport?
331
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,059
Felix, come on!
332
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,627
You gotta get up and
tell Emily how you feel!
333
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:37,065
So nobody's going to the airport?
334
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,770
You know what?
335
00:13:40,771 --> 00:13:43,239
I guess I am.
336
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,841
Just get some ticket money...
337
00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:48,409
Ooh, I'm gonna be flying first class!
338
00:14:00,351 --> 00:14:02,319
Who is it?
339
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,821
I should warn you, I'm American,
340
00:14:04,822 --> 00:14:08,825
so I'm aggressive and overconfident!
341
00:14:08,826 --> 00:14:10,561
It's me... Oscar.
342
00:14:10,562 --> 00:14:12,195
Oscar?
343
00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:14,798
What are you doing here?
344
00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:16,600
It's 3:00 a.m.
345
00:14:16,601 --> 00:14:19,102
And... England.
346
00:14:19,103 --> 00:14:20,537
Felix can't live without you.
347
00:14:20,538 --> 00:14:22,072
You gotta come back to New York.
348
00:14:22,073 --> 00:14:23,273
And can I use your loo?
349
00:14:23,274 --> 00:14:24,241
What?
350
00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:26,510
Loo. It's British for "bathroom," right?
351
00:14:26,511 --> 00:14:27,478
I don't understand.
352
00:14:27,479 --> 00:14:29,146
It was a really long flight,
353
00:14:29,147 --> 00:14:32,649
and there was always
somebody in the bathroom,
354
00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:33,984
and those signs at the airport
355
00:14:33,985 --> 00:14:35,399
can be really confusing.
356
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,933
Not that.
357
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:41,037
If Felix is missing me so
much, why did he send you?
358
00:14:41,038 --> 00:14:44,540
Why didn't he just come himself,
or I don't know, call me?
359
00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:47,009
Are there dishes in your sink right now?
360
00:14:47,911 --> 00:14:49,482
Bathroom's right there.
361
00:14:49,483 --> 00:14:50,883
Okay, thank you.
362
00:15:08,134 --> 00:15:10,704
Surprise!
363
00:15:10,705 --> 00:15:14,340
I am... not in London.
364
00:15:14,341 --> 00:15:15,775
What time is it?
365
00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:17,310
It's 3:00 in the morning.
366
00:15:17,311 --> 00:15:18,278
What?
367
00:15:18,279 --> 00:15:19,145
What's happening?
368
00:15:19,146 --> 00:15:20,547
We need to talk.
369
00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:23,650
Was that a toilet flush?
370
00:15:23,651 --> 00:15:25,452
Is someone there with you?
371
00:15:25,453 --> 00:15:27,187
Yeah, that's what we need to talk about!
372
00:15:27,188 --> 00:15:28,455
I knew it!
373
00:15:28,456 --> 00:15:30,056
It's Fergus, isn't it?!
374
00:15:30,057 --> 00:15:34,394
You're leaving me for that
scone-munching tea-slurper!
375
00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:36,896
Felix, what are you talking about?
376
00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:38,998
I never should have trusted you.
377
00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:40,233
Okay.
378
00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:43,837
First of all, Fergus is gay.
379
00:15:43,838 --> 00:15:47,273
Exactly... he's just your type.
380
00:15:47,274 --> 00:15:49,442
And you couldn't trust me?
381
00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:52,345
Is that why you sent
your lackey to spy on me?
382
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:53,179
What?
383
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:54,380
Oh, man!
384
00:15:54,381 --> 00:15:56,394
I didn't think that was ever gonna end.
385
00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:58,714
Oscar, what are you doing there?
386
00:15:58,715 --> 00:16:00,448
When I saw you couldn't go to England,
387
00:16:00,449 --> 00:16:01,749
I felt bad for you.
388
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,217
So I figured I'd go for you
389
00:16:03,218 --> 00:16:05,052
and tell Emily how you feel.
390
00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:07,288
Oh, he just told me how he feels.
391
00:16:07,289 --> 00:16:08,890
He thinks I'm a slut.
392
00:16:08,891 --> 00:16:09,991
I never said that.
393
00:16:09,992 --> 00:16:12,525
Felix, have you seen Oscar?
394
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,565
Honey, look where I am!
395
00:16:17,566 --> 00:16:19,967
Are you in London?
396
00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:21,235
What are you doing?
397
00:16:21,236 --> 00:16:23,371
Felix sent him to spy on me.
398
00:16:23,372 --> 00:16:25,439
Oscar, we're supposed
to be having dinner.
399
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,707
Didn't you get my text?
400
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,543
Uh, yeah, I did.
401
00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:32,712
"Airplane, British flag,
watermelon, cactus."
402
00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:37,051
I've got big thumbs!
403
00:16:37,052 --> 00:16:39,120
So you just flew to London?
404
00:16:39,121 --> 00:16:40,417
All right, it's a long story.
405
00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:41,719
See, when Felix...
406
00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:44,955
Frozen.
407
00:16:44,956 --> 00:16:46,556
To Oscar's bedroom!
408
00:16:50,861 --> 00:16:53,497
And that about explains everything.
409
00:16:53,498 --> 00:16:55,299
Oscar, can you do that again?
410
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,334
That's not the first time
you've said that in that bed.
411
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,238
Felix missed Emily,
412
00:17:01,239 --> 00:17:03,240
and he wanted to tell her in person.
413
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:06,443
But he couldn't make his
flight, so I came for him.
414
00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:07,778
Seriously?
415
00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:09,413
I'm sorry I missed our dinner.
416
00:17:09,414 --> 00:17:11,181
I can't believe you did that.
417
00:17:11,182 --> 00:17:15,385
That is... incredibly romantic.
418
00:17:15,386 --> 00:17:17,553
Right!
419
00:17:19,022 --> 00:17:21,191
Because...?
420
00:17:21,192 --> 00:17:25,162
Flying halfway around the
world in the name of love?
421
00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:27,030
It's beautiful!
422
00:17:27,031 --> 00:17:28,365
Well, what can I say?
423
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:29,899
I love love.
424
00:17:32,402 --> 00:17:33,504
Well!
425
00:17:33,505 --> 00:17:34,638
Now that that's settled,
426
00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:36,707
maybe I can get back to whoring around.
427
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:37,841
Right, Felix?
428
00:17:37,842 --> 00:17:38,825
That's not what I meant.
429
00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:41,111
Then why don't you just
tell me what you did mean?
430
00:17:41,112 --> 00:17:42,146
Okay, Emily.
431
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:43,700
From the bottom of my heart...
432
00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:44,968
Oscar? Charlotte?
433
00:17:44,969 --> 00:17:46,102
In here.
434
00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:49,306
Hello!
435
00:17:49,307 --> 00:17:50,606
We're Boyz II Men.
436
00:17:54,711 --> 00:17:55,979
Ta-da!
437
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:57,314
You must be Charlotte.
438
00:17:57,315 --> 00:17:59,442
Oscar thinks you're a very special lady.
439
00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:00,308
And that's why
440
00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:01,131
he wants you to...
441
00:18:01,132 --> 00:18:03,133
♪ Close your eyes ♪
442
00:18:03,134 --> 00:18:05,603
♪ Make a wish ♪
443
00:18:05,604 --> 00:18:09,974
♪ And blow out the candlelight ♪
444
00:18:09,975 --> 00:18:14,778
♪ I'll make love to you,
♪
♪ like you want me to ♪
445
00:18:14,779 --> 00:18:18,248
♪ And I'll hold you tight, ♪
♪ baby, all through the night ♪
446
00:18:18,249 --> 00:18:19,483
Wait, wait, wait!
447
00:18:22,287 --> 00:18:23,886
Where's Oscar?
448
00:18:25,155 --> 00:18:26,423
Hey, Teddy!
449
00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:27,658
Guess where I am?
450
00:18:27,659 --> 00:18:28,792
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
451
00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:29,727
I'm in London!
452
00:18:29,728 --> 00:18:30,437
Damn it, Oscar!
453
00:18:30,438 --> 00:18:32,079
Do you know how many
strings I had to pull
454
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,181
to get Boyz II Men here?
455
00:18:33,182 --> 00:18:34,632
I sat in the fourth row
456
00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:36,667
at your Madison Square Garden concert.
457
00:18:36,668 --> 00:18:37,668
I remember.
458
00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:39,102
Oh, you do not!
459
00:18:41,472 --> 00:18:43,440
How could I forget
such a beautiful face?
460
00:18:43,441 --> 00:18:44,508
Oh!
461
00:18:44,509 --> 00:18:45,943
Back off, Boyz II Men!
462
00:18:45,944 --> 00:18:48,178
Everyone shut up!
463
00:18:48,179 --> 00:18:50,681
Not you guys, obviously,
you guys sound really great.
464
00:18:50,682 --> 00:18:52,716
Maybe you could give me
some back-up, in fact?
465
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:55,552
♪ I'll make love to you... ♪
466
00:18:55,553 --> 00:18:57,321
I'm sorry that I didn't trust you.
467
00:18:57,322 --> 00:18:58,460
I guess I was just afraid.
468
00:18:58,461 --> 00:19:00,361
But when you said you weren't
coming back for another month,
469
00:19:00,362 --> 00:19:02,790
part of me was worried that
you weren't coming back at all.
470
00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,057
That's crazy!
471
00:19:04,058 --> 00:19:05,726
Of course I'm coming back.
472
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,160
I love you.
473
00:19:07,161 --> 00:19:08,529
I love you too, Emily.
474
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,564
If you're worried, I'll
come back right now.
475
00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:11,732
No, no, no.
476
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,156
Now that I see how silly I've been,
477
00:19:13,157 --> 00:19:14,401
I want you to stay.
478
00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:16,065
I'll be waiting for
you when you get back.
479
00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:17,237
Um, you know,
480
00:19:17,238 --> 00:19:18,906
we have a show here
481
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,174
if you want to come check us out.
482
00:19:21,175 --> 00:19:24,043
Hey, Boyz II Men, get
your mitts off my girl!
483
00:19:25,078 --> 00:19:26,313
I'm sorry.
484
00:19:26,314 --> 00:19:30,717
I'm taken by my very romantic boyfriend.
485
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:32,152
Fair enough... our job is done.
486
00:19:32,153 --> 00:19:33,453
Uh, hey!
487
00:19:33,454 --> 00:19:35,055
Oscar's paying you for a full hour,
488
00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:36,990
so you mind swinging by my place?
489
00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:38,725
You know any Fifth Dimension?
490
00:19:38,726 --> 00:19:40,894
Oscar Madison,
491
00:19:40,895 --> 00:19:43,063
you get back here as soon as you can.
492
00:19:43,064 --> 00:19:44,731
I'll be on the next plane.
493
00:19:44,732 --> 00:19:48,569
And Felix, I'll be thinking
about you every minute.
494
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:50,403
I love you, Emily.
495
00:19:52,406 --> 00:19:53,240
All right.
496
00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:54,240
Oh!
497
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,092
Only a few more boxes... and I am back
498
00:20:06,093 --> 00:20:07,694
in Emily's apartment.
499
00:20:07,695 --> 00:20:10,599
I don't know why I'm holding
on to these Beanie Babies.
500
00:20:15,769 --> 00:20:18,705
Oscar says he's in the lobster.
501
00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:21,441
I think he means "lobby."
502
00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:24,176
You know, I'm starting to
think it's not his thumbs.
503
00:20:25,578 --> 00:20:27,547
Buongiorno!
504
00:20:27,548 --> 00:20:29,815
I'm back from England!
505
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:33,185
Can't help it... I love him.
506
00:20:35,088 --> 00:20:36,189
Got something for you.
507
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:37,290
Oh no, Oscar,
508
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:38,755
you've already done too much for me.
509
00:20:38,756 --> 00:20:39,755
You sure?
510
00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:44,651
He says he doesn't want you.
511
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,686
Emily!
512
00:20:49,223 --> 00:20:51,285
What about your jewelry show?
513
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,394
Paris is the most
romantic city in the world.
514
00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:55,396
I didn't want to be there without you.
515
00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:57,430
Thank you, Oscar.
516
00:20:58,599 --> 00:20:59,667
Oh!
517
00:20:59,668 --> 00:21:01,035
Hey, Dani, I'm back!
518
00:21:01,036 --> 00:21:03,236
Son of a bitch!
519
00:21:06,094 --> 00:21:13,763
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