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Hey, bad luck, son.
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You landed on Calatonia, which I own.
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Let's see.
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An oil-producing nation with two hotels.
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You owe me $17 million.
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But I don't have that!
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Looks like you're out of
the game, Pugsley. Oh, well,
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come on. Be a sore
loser. But I'm not sore.
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You will be.
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We got him. All's fair in love and war.
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The Addams Family Welcome to the
Addams Family. Going to the Addams Family.
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Coming to the Addams
Family now. Snap, snap!
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Are you ready, Gomez?
Whenever you are, Caravilla.
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Ooh!
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Good boy, good boy, good boy.
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Visitors.
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Well, hello, welcome to our home. I'm
Gomez Adams. This is my lovely wife, Morticia.
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How you doing? My name is
Stephen DeVille, and this
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is my assistant,
Gloria. We, Stephen DeVille.
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The movie director?
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I made a few films, yeah.
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Well, we've seen all your
pictures. Mini Mall of the Undead,
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Cul-De-Sac of the Undead,
and our personal favorite,
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Bed and Breakfast of the
Undead. Oh, yes, I liked that one.
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The fact that you've been overlooked
by the Academy Awards is shameful.
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To what do we owe the honor of this visit?
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I'm scouting a location for my
next picture. Mansion Mariande
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and this house. Forget about it.
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Gloria!
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It's alive! It tried to
kill me with a flying axe!
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You'll have to excuse Gloria. She's
worked on too many of my pictures.
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Do you mind if we look around?
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Not at all. Make yourself at home.
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Just think, darling. Our
house in a Stephen DeVille movie.
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This house is amazing.
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I mean, it's like something out of
Lifestyles of the Rich and the Undead.
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Now, you take the upstairs.
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I'll look around down here. Let's go!
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Whoa!
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I didn't hear you come in.
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I'm Stephen DeVille.
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You don't have to
introduce yourselves to us,
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Mr. Stephen DeVille.
We're your biggest fans.
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Your movies are so funny. Nobody
makes comedies the way you do.
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So, what brings you to town?
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I'm making my next picture here. I
might even film it in this house.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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Mr. DeVille always uses
local talent in his films.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Mama, we're going to be in the movies!
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Gloria, just the person we wanted to see.
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Mr. DeVille put us in his movie.
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If only someone were to
tell him how talented he is.
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A one and a two.
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Hey, Mama. I ran into a man on the
street. Said he hadn't had a bite in three days.
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Yeah? So what did you do,
Fester? I threw him an alligator.
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Well, you haven't even
seen our grand finale.
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Everybody's a critic.
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Well, Mr. DeVille, what
do you think of our home?
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It's remarkable.
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I mean, it's like it
was made for the movies.
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At least the television series.
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You know, I've done a
little acting myself.
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Is that so?
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When I was in high school, I received
rave reviews for my performance in Hamlet.
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I could do a monologue
for you, if you'd like.
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Oh, goody.
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I will need a little help, though.
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To be or not to be, that is the question.
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Hickory dickory dock.
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The rat ran up the clock.
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The clock struck one,
and the little boy died.
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What are you doing?
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We're playing Pugsley and the
Pendulum. You're gonna hurt the poor boy.
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Hence the term torture.
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Where do you children get
ideas like this anyway?
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It's in the Dungeon of
the Undead! That was two.
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Nice miss, darling.
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Mr. and Mrs. Adams, I'd like
to use your house in my film.
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We'll pay you $15,000.
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Actually, we only have
$10,000 in the budget,
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and the crew will probably tear
the place apart, break everything,
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and be incredibly rich. It
would be like a family reunion.
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We'll pay you $20,000 if
you can start right away.
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Deal!
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We'd like to rearrange a few
things in this room, if you don't mind.
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Not at all. They'll be happy
to move anything you need.
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It's come to my attention
that some of you... Sorry.
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That some of you have been shamelessly
trying to get into Mr. DeVille's picture.
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I don't know what you're
talking about. That's ridiculous.
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Gomez, Mr. DeVille is famous
for discovering new talent.
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We can't help it if he
just happens to discover us.
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These people have a job to do,
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and they've graciously agreed
to invade our home to do it.
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So I think we should all act normal and
allow Mr. DeVille to make his picture.
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Gomez, I need to talk to you.
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Ah, Mr. DeVille!
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Yes, Stephen? Wasn't that remarkable? See,
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I'm always looking for people who could
bring action to my films. Are you available?
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Have your people call my people. I
think we can work something out.
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What about us? Yeah,
can't we be in your movie?
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Yeah, I think I could use you.
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And you.
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And even you.
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Come with me. We're
going to be movie stars.
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Oh, but what about me?
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To be or not to be?
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That is the... Oh.
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Places, everyone! Quiet on the set!
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Action!
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I am Jason Stark, Undead Hunter!
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Undead hunter? Does that
mean that you hunt the undead,
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or that you are undead and
you are also a hunter? Cut!
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Fester, your line is welcome. Sorry.
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All right, we're still
rolling. Let's take it again
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from your line,
Vincent. Places and action!
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I am Jason Stark, hunter of the undead.
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Welcome. He went that way.
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Gomez, we're ready for you now.
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Mr. DeVille, I'm not sure what I'm
supposed to do. I never got a script.
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Don't worry, I'll talk you through it.
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Just take Vincent's place.
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Mr. Vice, it's a real honor to work
with you. I know, I know, I know.
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And action!
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How was that?
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Great! Let's take it again, but
this time, let me feel your pain!
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So her leg's completely broken.
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Can she hop?
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How am I going to find a
leading lady at this short notice?
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Did you say leading lady?
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Gee, too bad.
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I'll just tell the crew to pack
up, and I'll be on my way. Freeze!
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We'll hold an immediate open casting call.
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There must be at least one
attractive, slender, pale woman with long,
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dark hair who can fill the part.
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Preferably somebody who can speak French.
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Gomez, I know the perfect
person for that part. Really? Who?
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She's French. Leticia! Yes?
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Sounds like you've got a sore throat.
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Thank you.
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Sexy.
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All the actresses are here, Mr. DeVille.
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They're waiting outside.
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Great.
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Bring the first one in.
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Oh, Jason, the undead fiend
is somewhere in the house.
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You have to do
something before... Hey, Jason!
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Looking for someone, dear.
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You vile undead fiend! I
know you're in here somewhere!
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Freeze!
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Gomez!
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Oh, boy!
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Excuse me, Mr. Stark.
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Action!
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Whoo!
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Oh!
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Is that a wrap?
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Everyone else gets to
have all the fun. That's it.
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I'm going to get a part in
this movie if it kills me.
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Or someone else.
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Take one. And...
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Action!
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You called?
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Lurch, baby.
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Relax!
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All you gotta do is walk in and
say you rang like before. Got it?
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Great!
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Let's take it from the top.
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Action!
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Oh, I never knew
acting could be so painful.
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Don't stop, Tish. I saw
some feeling on my right side.
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Oh, Gomez, I know I
can be a star, but what
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can I do to get Mr. DeVille to notice me?
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Mrs. Adams?
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What actress has mysteriously
disappeared and somehow ended up in the swamp?
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Excuse me? Oh, never mind.
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Can I help you with something?
Mr. DeVille would like to see you.
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Did you hear that, Gomez?
I'm going to be a star!
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I'd like to thank all the little
people, and all the big people,
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and all the medium
people. Thank you, thank you.
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I'm ready for my... Close-up, Mr DeVille.
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Close-up?
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Light!
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Didn't you want me to
be your leading lady?
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Lady, lady?
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No, we decided to write that part out.
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Oh, well, then why did you call for me?
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To ask you if we could
use that suit of armor.
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I want to put somebody in it
to chase Vincent with an axe.
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You're welcome to use it, but why
would you want to put someone in it?
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Because if we don't, how will it...
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Great!
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Hire the suit of armor! Launch!
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Curse that undead flea!
How am I going to stand?
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What's his shot?
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Yes, Stephen. You were in the shot!
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I didn't realise you
could see me in there.
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Oh!
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Let's take it again. And action!
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How am I going to stop him?
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Ring!
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Mrs. Adams, what are you doing? I'm
just looking for something to read.
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I get the impression that you
would like to be in my film.
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Oh! Oh!
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Whatever gave you that
idea? My mistake. Too bad.
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There is a part that
would be perfect for you.
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Well, if you insist.
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Perfect.
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Stephen, what's my
motivation in this scene?
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You're a corpse. You have no
motivation, no respiration, no pulse.
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Oh, I can do that.
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She sure can.
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So, how are those effects coming, Vesta?
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Almost ready. Do you want a preview? No.
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It's okay. I trust you. But remember,
don't detonate until I say now. Now?
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No, not now.
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When I say now.
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You're the director.
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Places, everybody. The sooner we
finish, the sooner we can all go home.
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Action!
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Reinstalling!
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Oh, curses!
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I'm too late!
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Strangled to death! Oh...
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The worst fear.
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Dastardly, undead fiends.
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Killing people by their own nightmares.
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But I'd always feared I'd
die in a fiery explosion.
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Freeze!
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Gomez, we're ready for you now. Now?
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I think he said now. Fuck!
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What are we going to see Wednesday?
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Have you been hiding surveillance
cameras in embarrassing places again?
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While Mr. DeVille was
making his movie, Uncle Fast
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and I made one of our own. Oh, wonderful.
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How creative. What's it called?
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The Making of the Mansion
of the Undead in 3D. 3D.
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3D.
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3D. 3D. Stop it.
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Sorry.
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These glasses always give me a headache.
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I love them. Popcorn. Thanks, Wednesday.
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Uh, Wednesday?
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These aren't popped yet.
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Eat them first.
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Then we'll pop them.
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I am Jason Stark.
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Fester, Wednesday, this is wonderful.
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I give it three thumbs up.
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Here comes the best
part. This is where Gomez
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gets dumped with a bucket of slime. Ooh!
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No problem.
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Ah, there's no
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