All language subtitles for Starhyke - S01E01 - Disordered

The year is 3034.

We have medically suppressed our
emotions to stop our conscious

or illogical thoughts
interfering with decisions.

We are a cold, clinical race,

and do not tolerate those who
will not conform to our image.

We are at war with the Reptids, one
of the last remaining alien races.

It is a war that has
been raging for decades,

as we slowly eradicate those
who oppose us from the universe.

The Reptids have one final plan that
could change the human race forever.

One obstacle remains in their path.

The crew of the Dreadnought Nemesis.

Damage to Terminal 4 and
Molecular Transporter Room, Captain.

Commander Biker's dead.

Hmm. How inconvenient.

And he was such a good Kerplunk player.

A replacement has been requested.

Medical Bay have been
notified for corpse recycling.

Targeting their weapons.

Incoming transmission. Relay.

Human, we are a mercy ship
with women and children on board.

Please do not destroy us.

Tell me the coordinates of your mother
ship. You have 10 seconds to comply.

Please show us some mercy.

Our mothership plans to
travel back in time and

release a biological
weapon in the 21st century.

Wolf, target ship and fire. Please!

¶¶

Incoming transmission from
the Admiralty, Captain. Relay.

Captain Blowhard, we
have read your report,

and the Admiralty agrees
with your recommendation.

The Nemesis is authorized to travel
back in time to locate and destroy the

Reptid's mothership before they can
execute their plans to destroy Earth.

Understood. Repairs will be
complete within the hour.

Very well.

Carry on, Captain.

Recognizing Chief Engineer Sally Poputobov

and new First Officer Commander William C.

Cropper. Destination? Bridge.

Yes, Chief Engineer.

Efficient computer.

She's a bull.

Comments are noted.

So you're that engineering whiz kid?

Please don't call me whiz kid.
It makes me sound like a child.

I'm nearly 19 years old.

You designed and developed the
ship's white hole and black matter

propulsion systems that
allow the Nemesis to time slip.

You've certainly done
your homework, Commander.

Why did we use the shuttle? Why
didn't we use the molecular transporter?

Well...

It's like this, Commander.

An explosion during the battle caused
a malfunction in the molly port, i.e.

the compensators on the
number two outlet valve,

which incidentally bypasses
the stellar pulse relay display,

which has shorted out the dark
matter emitter submatrix that leads

into the fourth and fifth
bipolar power converter units, What?

Commander William C. Cropper
reporting for duty, Captain.

Welcome aboard the Nemesis,
Commander Cropper. Take your seat.

Jody, what's our status?

We have final
clearance to proceed, Captain.

Very well. Prepare for action stations.

Computer override now in progress.

All decks on alert.

Time slip in T minus 10 seconds.
Time slip activation commencing.

Captain, we have an intruder on
board. Computer, locate intruder.

Intruder in Corridor A. Correction
Corridor D. Correction Corridor H.

Correction Corridor N.
Intruder has now left the ship.

Hull breach has been sealed.

My instruments show that a suspect
device has been activated on the outer hull.

Computer, isolate and close all bulkheads.

Unable to comply.

I've detected a viral worm
in the computer's mainframe.

We should activate maximum alert
procedures. The worm is compromising our systems.

Device is detonating.

What just happened?

We are awake, and yet we feel different.

We should run a
diagnostic. Yes, we should,

shouldn't we? Yes, I think we should. Yes.

Mom, where are we?

I must say, I've never noticed how
ergonomically designed this chair is.

I feel a rush of blood
and spilling coming out.

I think I hear that old
Russian word, you know?

Let's get to work, Nurse Beatley.

Very well, Doctor.

Steady on, Commander.

You really should take him to the medbay,
Doctor. It seems that he has a concussion.

Sorry, Captain Kant. Most of the medical
equipment was destroyed in the explosion.

Apart from my rubber gloves and speculum.

So it's back to my teenage years.
Scissors, twine, saws, and fun!

What's wrong with us? How should
I know? I'm a vet, not a doctor.

Damn it, doctor!
You're a doctor, not a vet!

Doctor who?

Uh, computer?

Computer, um, what on earth is
going on around here? I'm sorry,

cannot execute program. Computer, I
want a full status report right now.

Hello, Belinda. I cannot
give you a status at this time.

Although we still have
an intruder on board,

and my internal defense system is offline.

Wolf!

Find that intruder. I want his head, and
I want it now! With pleasure, Captain.

Bye, Doctor.

Captain?

Yeah, I want a breakdown of what's going
on around here, and I want to... Snappy.

The Reptors have detonated
a weapon aboard the ship.

Explain.

I've scanned the air purification
and life support systems and found a

nanovirus present that can only
have come from the detonated device.

Hmm.

And what is your
analysis of this situation?

From everyone's reactions,

I expect the doctor to
confirm that this is

a biological weapon
created by the reptids.

And?

Bottom line, you're all screwed.

What is screwed?

We wish to know. Yes, we do.

Check the historical
archives, Dotty. Checking the

archives. Uh, screech,
screed, screen, screw.

An air-like or cylindrical device with
a spiral thread used to pin or fasten.

Also commonly referred to in
the English language as... Oh.

Screwed.

I see.

And what's the problem with the computer?

Well, the computer is one of the most
powerful in the galaxy, but lacks my...

Human in perception and need.

Perhaps overly symbiotic with
the integral fabric of the ship.

This could endanger your crew, Captain.

What about you, Hologram? Are you
operating within normal parameters?

I'm independent of the ship, Captain.

Completely unaffected, as is
the android side of Dottie.

Status report.

Everything's back to normal, Captain.

Black controllers and pulse
systems are operating at 100%.

We've destroyed the wire
which affected our computer,

but are unable to
correct the damage it did.

But the MOLLE port is fully
operational, and all backup systems are restored.

Captain. Ah, woof. Have you located
that intruder yet? Thanks, Captain.

I'm still conducting research.

And one more thing, Captain.

We found a signal similar to the
nanovirus signature found on Earth.

In that case, Sally,
take Ox down to the surface

and locate the source of that signal.

And remember, remain completely anonymous.

I do not want you drawing unwanted
attention to yourself. Do you understand?

Understood, Captain.

You can rely on me. Ooh!

Mind the gap.

Dottie?

I want you to start scanning for
that mother... Aye, aye, Captain.

Dottie is currently
scanning for that mother...

The readings appear to be
coming from this direction.

You have reached your destination.

Well, Ox, this is the place.

Lost the signal. No, wait a minute.

I think... Oh.

I suppose we'd better
get a drink or something.

So we look inconspicuous.

Hey, Dottie, you remember
that I had Christian Molly

port some reference material for me?

This one is called a romance novel.

Very confusing, but I must
admit, a little bit interesting.

Hey, Dottie, have a quick glance.

Absolutely.

I just want to be loved by you. Mm-hmm.

So what do you think?
Dottie found this better

suited file done with
the subcategory Scrooge.

Not to be confused with
Scrooge by Charles Dickens.

Yes, Dottie believes that Scrooge is
definitely better described in Fanny's book.

Well, I wouldn't know. I
haven't finished it yet.

In that case, Captain should pay
special attention to page 98, paragraph 2.

It might help you understand the
primitive aspects of this time period's culture.

Cool.

Thanks, Dotty.

I have found a reptid on Deck 13.

I want to kill him.

Can I kill him now?

No, not yet, Woof. I would
like to interrogate him first.

Hello? Oh, I really,
really want to kill him.

Can I? Can I please,
Captain? No, Woof, no.

You just bring him to the
brig and keep him covered.

Commander Cropper and
I will meet you there.

Cropper, you're with me.

Come on.

So this is Spotted Dick.

But this is a sponge cake with dried
fruit in it. Oh well, at least mine's cooked.

Would you like some of
this? Yes, you would.

I'm afraid I have to go
and do some more scanning.

No, nothing here. Dotty
must have got it wrong.

Better get back to the ship.

Oh, what happened to your
friend? Seems a little hot-headed.

I honestly don't know what's gotten into
us, Commander, but as senior officers,

I truly believe that we should set
the example for the rest of the crew.

Yes, Captain. I'm sure the
whole crew will be professional.

What are you doing?

In fact, what are you?

Um, Reginald Bogart Montague
Duck, Commander. Uh, Reg Duck to you.

We are maintenance
correctional facilitator engineers,

and this... Oh, don't take me, Reg.

I do know this one. This is Filmer
Maureen Hilda Down, my assistant.

And willingly able to
assist anyone who might need me.

Commander.

Right. Well, why don't
you carry on maintaining

whatever you're maintaining? Commander?

You silly tart. He's a senior
officer. What's wrong with you? Oh, but Reg,

I could help him in so many ways.

Here's your intruder,
Captain. Covered, as ordered.

Ha ha! Soon, your mankind will be as one,
and the universe will again be at peace.

We were already at peace.

Everybody under our control was
following their orders peacefully.

No, they weren't.

Yes, they were!

Oh, no, they weren't.

Oh, yes, they were!

Oh, yes, they were.

Oh, no, they weren't.

Aha, got you.

Aha, got you.

Was that really necessary?
That was just plain nasty.

Don't you have rules
for holding prisoners?

Yeah, well, rules are
meant to be broken, punk.

Yes, Captain.

Beat him up.

Yes, Captain.

Stand up.

Now, I hope that little
exercise has jogged your memory.

So now you can tell me exactly the
hidden location of your rebel base.

Uh, no, it's the location of
their mothership and their plans.

Right!

I knew that. I was just testing
everybody. Just making sure everybody was awake.

Yeah. So, tell me.

Excuse me, Captain.

Can I throw him to the
ground again? Absolutely.

Okay, okay. After centuries with no
emotions, you human beings. Yeah.

I see. Hmm. Well. Move.

Yes, Captain.

Beat the hell out of him.

Yes, Captain.

Woof! Woof!

Woof! Yes, Captain. Take the
commander to the medical bay, please.

It's great to get the hands
bloody, stitchy, stitchy, stitch.

Do you know no speech?

I feel like a teenager again.

Really, Doctor?

What do you mean?

Oh, this takes me back to my early years.

Those young nurses lining up, waiting
to work with me. I suppose 21's too old,

Doctor. Well, not at all. Do
you still have a teenage giggle?

Oh, yes.

Well, a little bit of
fine-tuning. That giggle will do for me.

Oh, Doctor.

Oh, he may be quiet, but
he's got a great... Brain.

No. Personality. No. Trout.

But... What?

Hello, Cropper.

I think we need a doctor for the
doctor and less doctoring for the nurse.

Don't panic.

Just a warning. There is a
malfunction with the sewage evacuation system.

Don't use the toilets unless you
want to be sucked out into space.

We are looking into this, not too closely,

and will rectify this problem
within the next few minutes.

I think about it, and yeah,

Captain, the rest of it has been
sucked out of the sewage system into space.

Bummer, dude.

Captain, can I see you
and all the crew in the

medical bay
immediately, please? Yes, Doctor.

Hall and Barron, take the ship.

Oh, and don't get too comfortable.

Of course not, Captain.

Oh.

And that's it?

Doctor?

So, Doctor, you wanted to see all of us?

Jitai? What for?

We're doing all we can.

We're doing all we can
to find a solution. Now,

I've analyzed the remains of the
biological weapon and data that Sally

and Ox have recovered from the
surface and have come to a conclusion.

What? Ah! Captain, I'm
glad you're all here. Now,

I've analyzed the remains of the
biological weapon and data that Sally

and Knox have recovered from the
surface and have come to a conclusion.

What?

What?

The biological weapon is a virus.

The biological weapon is a
virus that attacks the neurological

inhibitors that enable us
to suppress our emotions.

Unfortunately, because the weapon
detonated whilst we were in the time slip,

the effects of the
explosion were magnified tenfold.

Does that mean we're going to die?

Therefore, very soon, everyone's
emotions will reach a critical

point where we will no longer
be able to control ourselves.

There seems to be no hope for us.

Unless... Unless what?

Unless the Reptids created a
vaccine along with the virus.

Well, then, seems that our
mission is rather clear.

We find a cure and save the day
before our emotions get the better of us.

Yes.

Ah, Captain, I'm glad
you're here. I thought...

Listen up, crew.

We're on our own now.

We know what the device does,
and we know we must stop it.

We are our only hope for our future.

We must stop the Reptids
before they can finalize

their despicable,
ruthless, intolerable plan.

Even if it means searching
every inch of our solar system.

We will fight them on the Mars beaches.

We will fight them on the Neptune shores.

And we will never, never surrender.

No matter where they may go or
whatever mission this leads us to,

we will return home one day.

And we will return home in triumph.

Whew, what a day.

Dottie, where are you going?

Er, Dottie, why are you turning?

Dottie, hello?

Dottie!

What?