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♪
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- Bonjour, tout le monde,
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welcome back to
Questionable Call,
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brought to you by
Bro Dude Energy.
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I'm your host Anik Archambault
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alongside panellists
Tessa Bonhomme, Jay "Onray"--
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- Onrait!
- And the man they call RA.
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As we bring this episode
to a close,
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we thought we'd update
the audience,
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as well as our panel,
on what's become a bit
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of a fan favourite
topic around here.
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- Ah, Shoresy.
- Shoresy!
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- Shoresy?
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
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- Our boys had a busy
few weeks up in the NOSHO.
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- I don't doubt it, Anik.
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- After losing 20 games,
he publicly declared
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that the team would never lose
again. If they lose, they fold.
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- So they folded?
- The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs
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have won 3 straight, with one
game remaining on the campaign.
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- Two's a streak.
- Hold on.
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- Yeah, last time I checked, the
Bulldogs weren't... garnished.
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- The Blueberry Bulldogs?
- You heard it here first.
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- The Sudbury Blueberry
Bulldogs?
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- Turn up your hearing aid, Jay.
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- The Fruitcup Fox Terriers
would sound tougher!
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- Dingleberry Dachshunds.
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- What did he do for the Ws?
Bomb threat?
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- Blackmail?
- Steroids?
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- Wouldn't put
any of it past him.
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- So, if they lose the final,
the fold.
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So what happens if they win?
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- I think the question is,
what happens if they never lose?
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- They win a ship.
- They're in a double-header
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against first-place Soo Ste.
Marie to run off the season,
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and they beat 'em up
pretty good in game one.
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- The Soo,
they're always so good.
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- Oui, mademoiselle.
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But the big story
out of Sudbury,
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is that they may have
poked the bear.
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- Don't poke the bear.
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- The Soo are resting their big
wheels for playoffs, but now,
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the big wheels will play
the season finale.
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- Don't poke the bear.
- Yeah, sometimes,
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it's best to just let
the big boy sleep.
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- Yeah, no. They may be
the Bluebally Bulldogs,
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but they're still from Sudbury.
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- Sudbury's as tough a town
as you've ever been in.
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- And, Sudbury's loaded up
and won three straight.
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- There's an impossible
amount of good-looking girls
in Sudbury.
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- Hit the showers, Onrait.
- Respectfully!
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- So, who's the bear?
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- Why are you looking
at me like that?
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- Like what?
- Like it's the first time
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you've ever seen me.
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- Is that a good thing
or a bad thing?
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- You're so fucking cute,
Sanguinet.
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- Thanks.
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- You know, I remember
the first time I saw you.
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Do you?
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(electronic dance music)
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(Hitch): Well if we loses
the game, we loses the team.
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There's nothin' you can
do's about it, no b'y.
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It's all got to be.
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(whistle blows)
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- Hey, we're leading
the league now, eh bud?
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- In what?
Passes into the skates?
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- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- In what?
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Clappies into the shin pads?
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Hey, Cory, I hear the scouts
are calling you
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Mark Scheifele-Stempniak.
- Fuck you.
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- Do you have a tough friend
here or something, Cor?
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- We're in--
- Huh?
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Like, do you know somebody
here who's tough?
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'Cause you're not.
- We're first, idiot.
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- What's more important
is that you're continuing
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to grow as a person.
- First in the league.
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- That's great, Cor,
but did you know that Clearasil
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removes dirt and oil
from your pores
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leaving your skin feeling
smooth and refreshed?
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- Undefeated in three, bud,
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taking a page out
of the Bulldogs' book.
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- Well, look at you, Liam,
you've put the cute in Accutane.
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- You worried
you poked the bear?
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- Who's the bear?
- The Soo is so good.
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- The Soo poked the bear
when they dressed a team
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of call-ups against a team
on a win streak.
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- You weren't on a streak.
- Two's a streak, you bozo.
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- The second was
a disqualification.
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- Yeah, well, they don't ask
how, they ask how many.
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- Just cut the lip.
- Yeah, cut the lip,
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"pimplestiltskin",
you'll get a break out.
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- When are you changing
your name to the White
Grape Weimaraners?
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- When you change your name
to the Sudbury Blackhead...
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Dermabrasions,
you fucking pepperoni face.
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(whistle blows)
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- Your chirp game needs work.
- Huh?
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- You didn't chirp one guy
last game, my man.
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- Yeah, I did, what are you
fucking talking about?
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Why are you sitting
right beside me?
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- I mean--
- Huh?
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- I mean, you didn't chirp
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one guy on our team last night.
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Decent result.
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- Decent?
- Big dub.
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- Big W.
- Real big W.
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- Real big dub now.
- All the boys firing.
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- The useless played like...
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- Useful.
- Hm. Wouldn't go that far.
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Your leg is touching my leg now.
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- Positivity's the superior
motivator, my man.
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I think you're learning.
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- Give your balls a tug,
tit-fucker.
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- He has a mouth on him.
- No argument there.
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- Is he still pushing up on you?
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- The consistency's
kind of charming.
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- He can step on a landmine
and talk himself out of it.
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- I know you have
a soft spot for him.
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- I do.
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- I love that photo.
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- It's not just him.
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It's hockey players.
- Why?
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- They take losing
so personally.
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They don't just accept blame
for a loss, they claim it.
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They take that burden off
of their teammates.
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"I fucked up, I cost us
the game. I need to be better."
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But when they win,
it's never personal.
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They never take credit.
They never say "I."
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They share it.
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In other sports,
it's, "Me, me, me."
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But in hockey, it's "We".
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It's a team.
- You trying to write
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the piece for me?
(chuckling)
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- They can be irritating
at times, and... over the top.
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But they're...
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- Dumb?
- Ugly?
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- They're sluts.
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But there's a humbleness there
and a responsibility.
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I respect it.
- If it's a loss tonight,
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will you take responsibility?
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- If we lose, we fold.
- Even if it's a packed barn?
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- We do what we say
we're gonna do.
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- You already printed it,
didn't you?
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- Is that a problem?
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(rap music)
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- Whew! Smells like some
of that pakalolo dank in here.
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Ya got a dip?
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Why are your fuckin'...
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(faint moaning)
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Who?
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(Big Sexy): Tit fucker.
- Big Sexy.
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Who is it?
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(moaning continues)
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Hey, Frankie, I'm doing
a Krispy Kreme run--
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(screaming)
- Tabarnak, Shoresy!
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- Who is that?
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- Is she pretty?
- She's super fucking pretty.
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- Is she hot?
- She's super fucking hot.
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A bit young, but--
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- Yeah.
(Big Sexy): Tit fucker.
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- Big Sexy!
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- It's not Laurence?
- No.
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- No.
- How do you know?
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- She doesn't have red hair.
- No?!
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- No.
- What colour is her hair?
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- Who fucking cares?
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- You got a dip?
- What?
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- Got a dip? I need a dip.
- It's in there.
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- Fuck off.
(knocking)
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(Laurence): JJ?
(Big Sexy): Tit fucker!
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(hard knocking)
(Laurence): JJ!
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(Big Sexy): Tit fucker.
- Big Sexy!
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(knocking)
(Laurence): Shoresy!
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Goldy!
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- Where's Goody?
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(Laurence): And, the last one,
whatever your fucking name is.
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- B'y, she don't even
know me name.
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(Laurence): Um,
Twelve Inch Cunt.
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(chuckles)
- Been called worse.
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(Laurence): Just, open the door.
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- Yeah, so.
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- Where's JJ?
(Big Sexy): Tit fucker!
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- Who said that?
- Big Sexy.
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- Where's JJ?
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- Tit fucker.
- Go easy, Big Sex.
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- Look, I know he's in there
with Lysandre Nadeau, okay?
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- What colour's her hair?
- How do you know?
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- Because her Range Ro--
- Huh?
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- Because her Range Rover
is parked out front.
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- So dumb.
- JJ!
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(Big Sexy): Tit fucker!
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- Big Sexual?
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Goody, you got a dip?
- Settle down.
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(gasps)
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- Laurence!
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- You tell him to come get
his Siamese cat,
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because I'm leaving it
outside my front door.
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- Laurence!
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- Fucking Frankie
has a Siamese cat?
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That's cultural appropriation.
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Fucking loser.
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(hockey organ music)
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Need you lights fuckin' out
tonight, Michaels.
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- That's why they call me--
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Fuck's sake, Shoresy.
- Grab the Jims.
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- You grab 'em.
- You grab 'em.
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- You grab 'em.
- You grab 'em.
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- Jim.
- Yeah.
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- Jim.
- Hi.
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- Jim.
- Pretty good, Shoresy.
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Wait, what'd you say?
- Come here.
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- Alright, Jim.
- Yeah.
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- Jim.
- Hi.
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- Jim.
- Sup, Sanger?
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What's going on, buddy?
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- You guys have been
huge for us,
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helped us swing momentum,
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change the course
of the game.
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You've been instrumental
these past three dubs.
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- And he means it,
you've been critical, Jim.
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- Yeah.
- Jim.
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- Thank you.
- Jim.
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- Thanks a lot, Shoresy.
I really appreciate it.
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- But the Soo are dressing
their studs tonight.
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Priority is to run 'em up,
not fill 'em in.
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So, I'll largely be parkin' ya.
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- Yeah, so.
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Jim.
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- We know our role, boys.
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- Jim?
- Love our role, boys.
245
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,266
- Jim?
246
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,001
- When the boys need us,
we'll be there.
247
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,570
- Fucking Jims are such
fucking beauties.
248
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:07,006
All the time, they're so good...
249
00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,075
Hold on a second,
it's driving me fucking crazy.
250
00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:12,712
Hey! What are you doing?
- Whata y'at?
251
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,946
- Huh?
252
00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,615
The bikes.
- Settle down.
253
00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:16,582
- The biking.
254
00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,684
Yes, those bikes, quit it.
255
00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,153
- I mean, we got three bikes
and you don't want no bikin'?
256
00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,622
- Well, I can barely hear
the Jims.
257
00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,590
It's turned into a bit
of a fucking moment here.
258
00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:29,161
Yeah, but the coach
is talking.
259
00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,030
And if the coach is talking,
you shouldn't be biking.
260
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:32,832
- B'y, I've seen plenty
a b'y bikin'
261
00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,767
when the coaches is talkin'.
- What?
262
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,636
- You ever bike BMX?
263
00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,037
- I'm about done with the Jims
264
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,206
and I'm not gonna stand in
the way of the boys biking.
265
00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,241
Let's get the blood flowing,
love to see it,
266
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,743
get your legs under ya.
- Well...
267
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,646
Are they good for biking on?
- She's pretty good bikin'.
268
00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:47,713
- You like that bike too?
269
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,316
Are they all the same bike?
270
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:54,587
- Shoresy. One slut, two slut,
three slut. Where's your fourth?
271
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,122
- Running late.
- Why?
272
00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,757
- 'Cause manatees move slow.
273
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,225
- He'll be here.
274
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:00,660
- He fucking better be,
Sanguinet.
275
00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:03,195
- GM wants to see you.
- You too, Sanguinet.
276
00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:09,135
- Schwinn makes
a phenomenal bike.
277
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,904
- You haven't lost.
- We'll never lose again.
278
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,606
- Don't count
your chickens, slut.
279
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,408
- You've got bums in seats.
280
00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:16,809
- More than an eighth
full tonight?
281
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,111
- Approaching a quarter.
- Oh, you know who'd love that?
282
00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,381
- I got you something
to mark the occasion.
283
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:25,384
- I'd give Sanger a blowie
for a fresh dip right about now.
284
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,321
- Your new sweater.
- Oh my God, what fucking
285
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:32,024
Sudbury exports hopped
on board now?
286
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,659
We'll be the fucking...
287
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:36,095
fucking... Porchetta Puggles?
288
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:39,632
Are we the fucking
Big Nickel Basenji's?
289
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:44,170
What, the fucking Peppi Panini
Portuguese Podengos?
290
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,472
(groans)
291
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,745
(holding back tears)
292
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,649
- Told the boys
you got the C back.
293
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,184
They love it.
294
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,386
- Congrats, cap.
295
00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,589
But if you lose, we fold.
296
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,460
(Shoresy): Where the fuck is JJ?
297
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,261
- What happened to elephants
move slow, my man?
298
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,197
- I said manatees.
And if he chased her
299
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,766
all the way back to Quebec,
that fucking sperm whale.
300
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,434
- Hey, Fish is ready.
301
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,737
He's paid the price
for this team.
302
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,606
He plays his role and has done
exactly what we asked of him.
303
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,676
And if JJ's not here--
- Well, go fucking tell him.
304
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,578
- You tell him.
305
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,414
- It's your fucking stupid idea,
why don't you go tell him?
306
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,849
- I remember the days
when players
307
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,283
listened to their coaches and--
308
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,052
- I remember when coaches
had good ideas, Sanguinet.
309
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,454
Hey, Fish, you got a dip?
- Nope.
310
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,790
- That's going great. You're
playing with me and Goody.
311
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,391
- Why?
- Who fucking cares?!
312
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,960
- Shoresy!
- Just till JJ gets here.
313
00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:42,795
- Where's JJ?
- Oh, we can't find him
314
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:46,098
right now which is a bit
embarrassing 'cause he's big
as the moon, but...
315
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,535
Yeah, so...
316
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,005
Noticed you sacrificing your
body for the boys out there.
317
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,740
Paying the price.
318
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,610
It's almost like
you love winning.
319
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,412
- No. I hate losing.
320
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,049
(Sanguinet): Fish, you ready?
- Ready, Sanger!
321
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,885
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
(team cheers)
322
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,353
Goody, you ready?
- Ready, Sanger.
323
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,188
- Good, 'cause you're going.
(team cheers)
324
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,422
Hitch, you ready?
- Yes, b'y.
325
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,158
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
(team cheers)
326
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:13,592
Dolo, you ready?
327
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,694
You're goin'!
(team cheers)
328
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:16,762
And hey, boys,
329
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,965
captain of the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs.
330
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,134
(applause)
331
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,069
Shoresy, you ready?!
332
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,971
- Give your balls a tug,
tit fucker!
333
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,607
- You're fucking going!
(team cheers)
334
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,509
And Michaels.
335
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,212
Sorry I got a squeezy
from your sweetie
336
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,581
off the side of a party island
in Wasaga Beach, buddy.
337
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,853
- I think she was yours
all along, buddy.
338
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,454
- You ready?
- Always, Sanger.
339
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,523
- You're going!
(team cheers)
340
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,726
Season finale, boys,
let's run 'em up! Whew!
341
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,528
(suspenseful music)
342
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,675
(upbeat music)
343
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,510
(whistle blowing)
344
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,315
(crowd cheering)
345
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,883
(whistle blowing)
346
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,554
- These guys are
so fucking good.
347
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:26,959
(whistle blowing)
348
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,598
- These guys are
so fucking good.
349
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,902
(whistle blowing)
350
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,571
- Remy Nadeau.
351
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,643
(horn blaring)
352
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:49,148
- Fucking sorry, guys.
- It's not your fault, Michaels,
353
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,249
we're letting 'em pepper ya'.
354
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,684
- Those guys are
so fucking good.
355
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:52,985
- Holy fuck.
356
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,788
- Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
357
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:58,857
- Boys, you can't score goals
if you don't shoot the puck.
358
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,793
Shoot the fucking puck!
359
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,729
(crowd cheering)
360
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:12,638
(whistle blowing)
361
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,946
(crowd exclaiming)
(whistle blowing)
362
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,050
(whistle blowing)
363
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,020
(crowd cheering)
364
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,555
(whistle blowing)
365
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,394
Holy fuck, holy fuck.
366
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,963
(crowd cheering)
367
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,036
(whistle blowing)
368
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,537
(crowd boos)
369
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,106
- Fuck.
- Fuck!
370
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,374
- Fuck!
371
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:52,077
- Give 'em the Jims?
- What, so they can fight
372
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,146
and fucking go
to the box, Sanger?
373
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:58,150
Fuck's sake. It's do or fucking
die and we need goals.
374
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:02,121
And get the fucking door next
time, you're fucking useless.
375
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,126
(whistle blowing)
376
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:09,828
(crowd booing)
377
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,933
(horn blaring)
378
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:21,440
- They poked the bear.
- Poked the bear.
379
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,010
- Remy Nadeau.
380
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,112
- Don't poke the bear.
381
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,582
(groaning)
382
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,886
(vomiting)
383
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,654
(panting)
384
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:42,561
(toilet flushing)
385
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:46,098
- Where the fuck is Frankie?
- Quebec. He's not coming.
386
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,699
- Ugh!
387
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,869
(indistinct chatter)
388
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,047
No!
389
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,550
(toilet flushing)
390
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,170
We're not beating
the Soo tonight.
391
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:28,607
- The Soo are so fucking good.
392
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,709
- The Soo aren't that
fucking good,
393
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,711
you just run into
a hot goalie and--
394
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,113
- Michaels, you've stood
on your head.
395
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,348
- Yeah, Michaels had more shots
in two periods
396
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,317
than most guys get
in two fucking games.
397
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:39,618
You're playing like, buddy...
398
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,654
Well, you're playing like...
399
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,894
(applause)
400
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,169
We can't just lose.
401
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:01,006
It's the last game in this barn,
gotta win something.
402
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,943
It's the Bulldogs' last game
in this barn.
403
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,179
We gotta give 'em a show.
404
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,983
So, boys...
405
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,620
Let's give 'em
the fucking lumber.
406
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,222
- We're winning that
physical battle, boys.
407
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,590
If you can't run 'em up...
408
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,929
If we can't run 'em up?
(all): Fill 'em in.
409
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,031
- Boys, let's just give 'em
the fucking lumber out there.
410
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,432
(chuckling)
411
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,134
One period to make
their lives hell.
412
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:32,971
- Jims, they're not gonna wanna
go, not worth the risk.
413
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,740
They've got playoffs
up the road.
414
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,277
So your job is
to score us a goal.
415
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,947
The rest of the boys
are gonna make room
416
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,715
for you guys out there
for a change
417
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,551
'cause you guys are scoring us
418
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,220
the last goal in Sudbury
Bulldogs' history.
419
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,424
- Well, what do you think, Jim?
- Yeah.
420
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:53,525
- Jim?
- Yes.
421
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:54,893
- Jim?
- Sounds good, Shoresy.
422
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,828
It should be fun.
- Thanks, Jims.
423
00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:59,231
- Boy, I fucking love winning.
424
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:03,535
Fucking hate losing more.
Got a dip?
425
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,772
Hurry up, Fish!
426
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,877
The last game in this barn.
427
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,014
Let's give 'em a show, boys.
428
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,550
(soft piano music)
429
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,619
Let's give 'em
the fucking lumber.
430
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,483
♪ He's uptight ♪
431
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:55,087
♪ He don't know nothing new ♪
432
00:20:56,822 --> 00:21:00,826
♪ But he ain't cheap
He just can't afford to ♪
433
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,064
♪ But she don't mind ♪
434
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,101
♪ He's a rare thing ♪
435
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,205
♪ Anything for you ♪
436
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:23,649
♪ Everyday just trying
to get by ♪
437
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:30,122
♪ No time to cry
No he can't afford to ♪
438
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:37,863
♪ And she waits,
through everything ♪
439
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:42,734
♪ Anything for you ♪
440
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:48,307
♪ That's what you call ♪
441
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,475
♪ True love
True love ♪
442
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,978
♪ True love
True love ♪
443
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,455
♪ That's what you call
True love ♪
444
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,357
♪ True love
True love ♪
445
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:07,192
♪ True love ♪
446
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,311
♪ Working late ♪
447
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,848
♪ 'Cause she never
finished school ♪
448
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:36,088
♪ She ain't a fool
She just didn't like it ♪
449
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:44,129
♪ Well he don't mind
She's his everything ♪
450
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:48,367
♪ Anything for you ♪
451
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:58,243
♪ Every time
She tries to fight ♪
452
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:04,950
♪ But she knows he's right
She just didn't like to ♪
453
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:12,090
♪ And he waits
Through everything ♪
454
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,995
♪ Anything for you ♪
455
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:24,336
♪ That's what you call
True love ♪
456
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,804
♪ True love
True love ♪
457
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,472
♪ True love ♪
458
00:23:35,947 --> 00:23:37,482
♪ That's what you call ♪
459
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,451
♪ True love
True love ♪
460
00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:42,154
♪ True love
True love ♪
461
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:53,899
♪ She wants to know ♪
462
00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:57,502
♪ Do you do you
Do you want me ♪
463
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:00,906
♪ He wants to know ♪
464
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:04,276
♪ Do you do you
Do you want me ♪
465
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,146
♪ She'd love to know ♪
466
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:11,917
♪ Do you do you
Do you love me ♪
467
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,153
♪ He'd love to know ♪
468
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:19,057
♪ Do you do you
Do you love me ♪
469
00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,794
♪ She needs to know ♪
470
00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:26,331
♪ Do you do you
Do you need me ♪
471
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,601
♪ He needs to know ♪
472
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:33,839
♪ Do you do you
Do you need me ♪
473
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,977
♪ Like I need you ♪
474
00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:03,401
♪ It's what you call ♪
475
00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:05,403
♪ True love
True love ♪
476
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,906
♪ True love
True love ♪
477
00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:17,716
♪ It's what you call ♪
478
00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,718
♪ True love
True love ♪
479
00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:22,220
♪ True love
True love ♪
480
00:25:50,148 --> 00:25:51,550
- Fuck you, Shoresy!
481
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:53,785
- For what?
- What do you mean, for what?
482
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:55,754
- Huh?
- You know the deal.
483
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,656
We had a deal.
484
00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:01,459
And I do what I say
I'm gonna do. Always have.
485
00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:08,366
Alright, fuck, what do you
want me to...
486
00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,771
Those guys are so fucking good.
They thumped us.
487
00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:15,106
And you still think
we can beat them?
488
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:18,176
How?
489
00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:22,113
(Shoresy): Where the fuck
is Frankie?
490
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,449
- Quebec. He's not coming.
- Ugh.
491
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,685
- Shoresy, we've got a new plan
for this period.
492
00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:29,020
- We all plays like you
out there, me son.
493
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,723
- What?
- We're a full team of Shoresys.
494
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,991
- Real dirty.
495
00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:35,160
- Let's get all the Goddamn boys
running around.
496
00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:37,596
Leave a mother-fucking
impression.
497
00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:40,932
- It's a bit late for making
a fucking impression, boys,
498
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:42,434
there's no fucking room
out there anyway.
499
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,669
- Hit 'em enough and they'll
stop going where it gets it.
500
00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,739
Chop 'em enough,
and they'll stop going
where you gets chopped.
501
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:50,241
Bet they gives us a lot more
room out there next game.
502
00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:51,977
- What are you talking about,
next game?
503
00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:54,346
Don't be a fucking idiot.
- They've got a hot tender.
504
00:26:54,412 --> 00:26:58,016
Let's let the league know
your tender's hot,
505
00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,585
we'll run 'em to the back
of the fucking net.
506
00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:03,555
- What are you fucking...
It's too fucking late.
507
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,589
- For this game.
508
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,359
Let's get 'em in playoffs.
509
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,964
(Nat): If we lose, we fold.
That was the deal.
510
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,634
- That's when you had
one fucking guy on this team
511
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,268
who said we'd never lose again.
512
00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:20,405
Now you got 16 of 'em over there
in that dressing room.
513
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,274
You got a barn full of fans
who can't wait to see it.
514
00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:25,243
- You think we can beat them?
515
00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:27,545
Those guys are so fucking good.
516
00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:30,281
- But they won't be the same
team after that period.
517
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:34,786
No fucking way. They wanted
nothing to do with the Jims.
518
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:37,255
We'd have Frankie back
next game.
519
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,723
- The Soo is so fucking good.
520
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:41,059
- But they do not like
the lumber.
521
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,429
You know what you get
in the playoffs.
522
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:47,165
- The lumber.
- You get that high heat.
523
00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:49,701
- Hell yeah.
- Hell yeah, fuck yeah.
524
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:56,441
- Well, what are you
gonna do differently?
525
00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,177
- Me?
- Oh my God.
526
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:00,578
- Huh?
- You say the boys
527
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:02,447
are gonna play like you,
but the chirping and the lumber
528
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,649
and the running around have
always been your game.
529
00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:07,252
So if I keep this team going,
530
00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:09,554
how are you gonna
raise your game?
531
00:28:09,988 --> 00:28:12,090
What are you gonna
do differently?
532
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,065
(upbeat music)
533
00:29:09,981 --> 00:29:10,014
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