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♪
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♪ Oh Canada ♪
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♪ Our home and native land ♪
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♪ True patriot love ♪
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♪ In all thy son's command ♪
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♪ Car ton bras
Sait porter l'épée ♪
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♪ Il sait porter la croix ♪
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♪ Ton histoire est une épopée ♪
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♪ Des plus brillants exploits ♪
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♪ God keep our land ♪
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♪ Glorious and free ♪
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♪ Oh Canada ♪
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♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
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♪ Oh Canada ♪
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(Shoresy): You take my lane one
time tonight, Apeldoorn,
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and I'll take your entire
fuckin' top row!
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(upbeat music)
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What do you mean,
you don't know how?
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- I just--
- Huh?
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- I just don't.
- It's not as if it's fucking
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quantum teleportation.
- I know.
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- It's coaching senior hockey,
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it's not fucking
crypto currency.
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- I can do it, my dude.
I'm just saying I've never
done it before.
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- Well, anyone can do it,
it's not fuckin' round-a-bouts.
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- Well, look, the Sudbury
Raspberry Rottweilers.
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- Pamski!
- Ugh, put your jibs in
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and have some fucking
self-respect.
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And if you leave that spitter
on the table again
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I'll give you another fucking
gap, I swear to God.
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- Wham, bam, thank you Pam.
- Fucking gross, dude.
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- Can you help me coach?
- Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
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- You can't tell your coach
to shut the fuck up.
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Do I look like Ken Hitchcock?
- No.
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- Just... help me out
for the first game.
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- What do I look like,
Reggie Dunlop?
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- A bit.
- Just don't do
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what Michaels did.
- Michaels didn't do much.
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- Exactly. He's useless.
- I don't wanna yell at anybody.
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- Well, how are you gonna
get 'em to do what you want?
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- Well, I just--
- Huh?!
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- I don't want to be a bully.
- It's not fucking bullying.
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Everybody's so soft.
It's tough love.
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- What's the difference?
- Alright, we're teammates.
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We're brothers.
- Yeah.
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- I'd go to the wall for you.
- Yeah.
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- Are you my brother?
- You're my brother.
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- Would you go to
the wall for me?
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- I'll go to the wall.
- Then you're allowed to call me
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a fucking useless cunt
on your way there.
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- Yeah?!
- Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.
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- Help me out, my man,
just for the first game.
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- Fuck around.
Alright, you get one.
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I'll show you how it's done
but then you're on your own.
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- Thank you, Shoresy.
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- And you're calling
the line-up.
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- Whoa! Sanguinet!
(team applauds)
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- All hands for leisure
suit Sanger-la.
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- Timmins Timber Kings, boys.
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Game fuckin' one.
Goody, you ready?
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- Ready, Gatsby.
- Good! 'Cause you're going.
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(team cheers)
Dolo, you ready?
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- Good, 'cause you're going!
(team cheers)
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- Hitch, you ready?
- Let's get on the go, b'ys!
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- Good, you're going!
(team cheers)
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- JJ, Frankie JJ, you ready?
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- What?
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- Good, 'cause you're going.
(team cheers)
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- Greet the fucking day, bud.
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Somebody get this guy
a fucking Jolt-Cola.
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- Shoresy, you ready?
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- Give your balls a tug,
tit-fucker?
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- You're going.
(team cheers)
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I'll hand over the floor
to Shoresy.
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- Well, that was fucking
graceful, Sanguinet.
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Yeah, so, we've got some
good fuckin' players now,
so we'll run 'em up.
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And we got three Ojibwe Jims,
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so we'll fill 'em in,
eh, Sanguinet?
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- Run 'em up and fill 'em in.
That's new Bulldogs hockey.
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- Now, get out
of the fucking way.
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The rest of ya.
You, you, you, you the most,
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you, you the second most,
and you. You're useless.
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Actually, it's you the most,
and you the second most.
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You're young, dumb,
and mostly all ugly.
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Like Fish, I would think
you're ugly,
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but I saw you on a date
with Samantha McMeegan at
Respect is Burning,
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so you mustn't be.
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Tendy!
- Shoresy!
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- You're the worst player
on our team. Great in the room,
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but you're the worst player
on our team. And your mom's
a fucking dog.
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Yeah, laugh it up, Sumerfeld.
Everyone knows what we call
your mom. Sanguinet?
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(Sanguinet): I'm not saying it.
- Sumofeld.
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So, because we're so good, OK?
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And he's so bad, mm-hmm,
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you serve us.
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Got it?
- How?
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- Fish, Samantha McMeegan's ass
is an all-time ass
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in a sea of unreal
Sudbury asses, so like,
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stick tap on taking her
on a date and everything.
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But if you interrupt me
one more time,
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you may as well just
call Tendy's dog mom
to come pick ya up.
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Yeah, so, Timmins got eight
Apeldoorns, eh Sanguinet?
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- If we beat the Apeldoorns,
we beat Timmins.
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- And we're beating
fucking Timmers.
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So, if you see an Apeldoorn,
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you put a fuckin'
shoulder in 'em.
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- Let 'em know you're
out there, by's.
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You gotta let 'em know.
- But stay out of the box.
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Fucking loser. Fish.
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- The Apeldoorns
are super tough.
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- Introduce yourselves.
- Jim.
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- Jim.
- My name's also Jim.
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- Problem solved.
- Thanks, Jims.
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- Now, as far as serving
the tendy goes,
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if they're shooting,
you're getting your body
in front of it.
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Everybody blocking shots.
All you useless guys,
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blocking shots,
bugging Apeldoorns,
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now everybody knows their role,
eh Sanguinet?
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- Everyone knows their role.
Everyone does their job.
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- Yeah, so... who wants to set
the tone, boys?
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Who's gonna fuckin' set it?
(Dolo hollers)
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- You could hear a bat queef
in here, gents.
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- So much for bums in seats.
- Gotta start somewhere.
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- We started 20 games ago.
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- Sanger in that suit,
what's up?
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- Sure glad we keep
the season ticket holder
section roped off.
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- You got some calls
to return there, Nat.
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- What do they want now?
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- Still their money back.
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(upbeat music)
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(whistle)
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(whistle)
(cheering)
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(whistle)
(cheering)
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(whistle)
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(whistle)
(cheering)
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(whistle)
(cheering)
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(buzzer)
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- I'm definitely posting this
when I get home.
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Bet she does a hundo views
overnight.
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- Shut up, you fucking nerd.
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- Real nice tilly, Dolo,
way to set the tone.
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- Holy fuck, then what happened,
eh Tendy?
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See? You can do it!
At the rate you're going,
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we're gonna have to score
fucking 10 to win.
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- What, Frankie?
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- Holy fuck, get that guy
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some fucking smoked
meat amphetamines.
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- You ever had
Portuguese chicken?
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- Run 'em up, fill 'em in, boys,
here come the Jims!
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- Don't slow down
on the body, by's.
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Go straight to where they're to.
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- Frankie, shoot the puck!
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(upbeat music)
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(whistle)
(cheering)
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(whistle)
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(whistle)
(cheering)
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(whistle)
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(cheering)
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- Nice work, Jims.
- Hey, Shoresy!
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After the draw here,
give me one.
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- Suck my dick,
you fucking horse whisperer.
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- Gimme one!
- You're the dumbest, ugliest,
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most insignificant Apeldoorn.
You're fucking applesauce.
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Not even your brothers
like you.
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You fucking come
anywhere near me, Apeldoorn,
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I'll stick you right
in the face--
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- Let's fucking go then!
- Right in the teeth,
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you Dutch inbred fuck.
- Come on, you pussy!
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- I'll break your teeth off
at the gums,
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you fucking garlic eater.
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(buzzer)
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Shoulda had a couple of those,
Tendy. Holy.
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- Sanger's suits unreal, eh?
- Knows, Goody.
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- Suit's unbelievable.
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- B'y, she's fine menswear.
- Phenomenal.
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- Thought you'd have
a half dozen by now, Frankie.
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What's it gonna take,
a McCain Deep and Delicious?
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- Huh?
- I'll buy you fifty
Deep and Deliciouses.
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I'll buy you DQ
for a fucking month.
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How about a Dilly Bar
in your belly, buddy?
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- We're gonna lose.
- We can't lose.
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- If we lose...
- We're not fucking losing!
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(phone vibrating)
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- Yo, Sanguinet in that suit,
what is up?
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- You, apparently.
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- Miig, if you fuck that slut,
you better--
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- Keep your head up, Apeldoorn!
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(upbeat music)
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- Hey, hope the stretcher's
built for Dutchmen,
you big galoot!
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- Fuck off, Shoresy!
- What are you gonna fucking do?
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What are you gonna do,
Apeldoorn?
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(laughing)
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- Someone call his Oma and Opa--
- Shut the fuck up!
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- You're not gonna do anything.
You're not gonna do
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fucking anything, Apeldoorn.
Frankie, shoot the fucking puck!
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(whistle)
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(whistle)
(cheering)
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(whistle)
(cheering)
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Sanger, call it.
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- Nichol, time out!
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(whistle)
- Goody, JJ, Dolo, and Hitch.
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- Shoresy, Goody, JJ,
Dolo, Hitch.
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- Fish, get the fuck
out of the way.
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Alright, boys, we're not losing
to a team who got their buckets
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at fucking Giant Tiger.
Now, their D have been
pinching all night.
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What we're gonna do
is we're gonna hit 'em
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with the beer league
special, OK?
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So JJ, once that puck
fucking drops,
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I want you to B-line it
straight up to centre
pass through D.
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Dolo, I'm gonna wing it
back to you, you flick it over
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everybody's heads,
JJ skates into it.
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- Good idea.
- Well, it's the best fucking
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idea I ever heard in my life.
- Settle down.
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- JJ, wake up!
When that puck fucking drops,
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you go straight north, OK?
Nord, fast.
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Fucking wreck 'em all.
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- Let's fucking get one, boys.
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- Here we go, boys, here we go!
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(whistle)
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I fucking warned you
good and early, Apeldoorn,
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if you don't behave yourself,
I'm coming.
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- You're a fucking pussy,
Shoresy.
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- As soon as this puck drops,
238
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I'm coming for your entire
fucking top row.
239
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,884
- Fuck off!
- I'm not kiddin'.
240
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,819
I don't want this drawn on,
I'm gonna cross check you
241
00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,387
right in the jibs,
you fucking poor producer.
242
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,323
- Have at it, bud.
- Yeah.
243
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:40,059
You're gonna have Bauer stamped
on your fucking bicuspids.
244
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,094
Hope you're ready.
(whistle)
245
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,601
(upbeat music)
246
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,838
(buzzer)
247
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:31,110
M... V... P time, Sanger,
248
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,412
who gets the game stick, buddy,
who gets to get it?
249
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,980
- Well, tonight's game stick
goes to Hud--
250
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:36,749
- Huh?
- Tonight's game stick goes
251
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,352
to Hudson, Quebec's very own,
my dude, JJ Frankie JJ, yes!
252
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,321
(cheering)
253
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,224
- Congratulations, buddy,
have some fucking diabetes.
254
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,559
Hey, Jim.
- Yeah.
255
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,027
- Great tilly, Jim.
- Thanks, bro.
256
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,261
- Jim.
- Thanks, buddy.
257
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,362
- Jim.
- Really appreciate that,
258
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:51,397
Shoresy. Means a lot.
259
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:52,765
- Jims are such fucking
beauties.
260
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,567
(indistinct chatter)
Aren't they fucking beauties?
261
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:55,901
They're the best.
262
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,972
- Oh, it's a Costco pack. So...
263
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,944
- Yeah, like, there's
beaucoup de sticks.
264
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,247
- Sticks are unbelievable.
- I'm gut-founded, b'ys.
265
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,049
- What are ya thinking, Dolo?
266
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,321
- Well, there's actually
the perfect amount of sticks.
267
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:16,856
- Oh, for me too?
- Shut the--
268
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:17,923
You bet.
269
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,492
- Well, let's fire up a stick.
- Wait, no, hol--
270
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:23,629
Like, but doesn't that kind
of defeat the purpose
of the game stick?
271
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,164
- Settle down.
- It don't have to.
272
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,032
- Then how would it not?
- Because, the winner
273
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,667
of the game stick
gets his stick first.
274
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,236
- But then everyone
gets a game stick.
275
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,438
- Phenomenal.
- Yeah but, like,
276
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:33,939
we'd still make
a little thing of it.
277
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,841
No, right? Like, you know,
first off,
278
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,878
so and so
gets the game stick, and then--
279
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,446
- What do you mean?
- Well, like, first off,
280
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:44,016
blank gets the game stick.
- Well, if he wants I suppose.
281
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,888
- OK, so, OK, so...
282
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,891
the game stick's awarded, OK.
283
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,927
That guy gets his stick first.
284
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,395
Mm-hmm.
285
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,131
And then everyone else
gets their stick?
286
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,599
- Unbelievable.
287
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,234
- I don't know.
- Maybe ask the Jims.
288
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,136
- That's a good idea.
What do you think, Jim?
289
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,371
- Yeah.
- Jim?
290
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,472
- Yes.
- Jim?
291
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:07,907
- I'm actually lactose
intolerant,
292
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,875
but I'll power through it.
- Thanks, Jims.
293
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,144
- So, we're all just eating
sticks after Ws?
294
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:15,147
- 'Till we're stogged, me son.
- Sounds like a great idea.
295
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,683
- That's the best fucking idea
I've ever heard in my life.
296
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:19,585
- Here we go.
297
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,887
(pop music)
298
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,633
It's back-to-backers
for the big Quebecker.
299
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,635
Hey, did yous call your parents?
300
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,070
- Fuck.
- Fuck.
301
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,605
(laughter)
302
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,008
- Come on. What, do you want
them to fucking hate ya?
303
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,810
Holy!
304
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,880
Hey Goody, if you're
from down south,
305
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,149
is your old man
a Leafs fan, or...?
306
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,216
- W!
- W.
307
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,818
- Hopefully, the Soo were
paying attention.
308
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,219
Maybe they'll only pump us
18 next time.
309
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,288
- The Soo are so fucking good.
- Tendy should've had
310
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,489
a couple of those.
- I know!
311
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,291
- I know!
(Tendy): I know.
312
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,193
- I'm not playing another game
313
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,162
with Shoresy bitching
to the boys about it.
314
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,464
- Us too, Nat. It's nice to win
and everything,
315
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,665
but not with Shoresy
at the helm.
316
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,500
- Shoresy's not at the helm.
317
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,668
I'm running the ship.
318
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,303
(scoffs)
- On paper.
319
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,438
- What the fuck, Sanguinet?
320
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:15,507
- I asked Shoresy to help me
ease in. That's on me.
321
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:16,875
But this is my show now.
322
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,978
- I don't know, Sanger.
323
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,879
- It's either me or Shoresy.
324
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,817
Fuck it. I quit.
325
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:27,353
- Then go, you fucking
piece of shit.
326
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,787
Go cry in your car!
327
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,990
I'll find you a fucking
ball hockey team
328
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,659
for you to let 20 goals in a
game, you fucking piece of shit!
329
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,561
You fucking suck!
- This is my show now.
330
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:36,862
I'll keep Shoresy
between the lines.
331
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,731
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah, it'll be different.
332
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,532
- Are you sure?
- How many times you want him
333
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,101
to fucking say it, Fish?
334
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,842
- Are you coming or going, boys?
335
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,244
- Let's get another W.
336
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,422
What are you doin' now?
337
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,723
- Coulson, you?
338
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,493
- Going to the fucking Coulson.
Let's go, boys.
339
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,829
- Fuck me!
340
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:14,900
- What's up?
341
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,003
- Call the Coulson,
open up a tab for Sanger.
342
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,205
Open one up at Peppe too,
the boys'll be hungry.
343
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,541
- Where are you going?
- To get us a tender.
344
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:25,044
(rap music)
345
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,718
- Aw, the Sudbury Papaya
Poodles. As I live and breathe.
346
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,954
- Yeah, somebody probably
already told you, but we just
dusted Timmins.
347
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,956
- Nope.
- Yeah, the Sudbury Bulldogs
348
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,958
just dusted Timmers.
- I don't care.
349
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,960
- Got a dip?
- You guys like paninis?
350
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,363
- Oh yeah, the boys love panini.
- Paninis are unbelievable.
351
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,533
- Alright, menu's on the wall.
- That's a lot of paninis.
352
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,134
- They got a ton
of paninis here.
353
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,136
- Good cuisine.
354
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,604
- Do you have
any chicken fingers?
355
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,873
- Like, for your little brother?
- No.
356
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,909
- We don't have chicken fingers.
- Chicken tenders?
357
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,477
- Goody loves chicken.
- No!
358
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,646
- Chicken strips?
- Look, if you want pub food,
359
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:03,082
you go around the corner to the
Dog House, best wings in town.
360
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,684
- They got popcorn chicken?
- Who is this kid?
361
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,020
- How's the Pitter-Patter
panini, b'ys?
362
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,722
- I'd have one every day of
the week if the price was right.
363
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:12,191
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
364
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,530
- Five Pitter-Patters
for the Sudbury Cantaloupe
Cockapoos.
365
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,833
(upbeat music)
366
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:34,913
- Jesus, where ya' longs to?
- Who is that?
367
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,216
- Who?
368
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,190
- By's, who knit her?
369
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,925
- You like chicken brochette?
370
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,397
- Sanger, Shoresy, Goody,
Dolo and Hitch.
371
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,234
And it's kind of funny
with Hitch, 'cause his full
name is Ted Hitchcock.
372
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,370
But if you say it real fast,
it sounds like ten-inch cock.
373
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,573
- Yeah. And this is Pam.
374
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,977
- Huh. Laurence Leboeuf?
Fuckin' A.
375
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:07,146
- Pam, can you fix me
a Martoonie please?
376
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,748
- Put your jibs in.
Have some fuckin' self-respect.
377
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,383
Laurence Leboeuf is here.
378
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:16,288
- Hey, don't you think Frankie
looks like Yukon Cornelius?
379
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,326
- Really?
380
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:25,464
(crowd exclaiming)
381
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,498
- Really?
382
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:32,004
- Yeah, I know.
- Mm-hmm. That's good you know.
383
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,140
- That's like, Frankie never
forgets a toaster strudel.
384
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,042
Never seen anything like it.
385
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,716
- The pride of Quebec?
- The pride of Quebec!
386
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,553
- Well, I hate to be the one
to tell you, but did you know
387
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,222
that the pride of Quebec can
hammer a quatre-vingt-quinze
388
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:51,690
pack of mini-chocolate bars
389
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,225
in one episode of
Cold Water Cowboys?
390
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,394
- Oh, fuck you.
- Hey, you ever seen a grown man
391
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,930
dip pizza bread in
Dunk-a-Roos frosting?
392
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,539
- Oh, the girls? Oh, they might.
393
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,541
I prefer women.
394
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:13,245
- You ever had bacon-wrapped
water chestnuts?
395
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,316
- Mark?
396
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:19,952
(toilet flushing)
397
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,687
- Michaels?
398
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,457
- Nat!
399
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,759
- Your front door was open.
400
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,361
- Oh yeah, leave it open.
401
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,730
- Why?
- Well, just in case
402
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,666
anyone wants to hang out.
I even, I wrote a little note
in the laundry room too,
403
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,835
if anyone wants to hang out,
I got beers and stuff.
404
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,404
- Change your number?
- My phone number?
405
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,739
- Your mambo number 5.
406
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,241
- I don't have a phone.
407
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,142
- You used to have a phone.
408
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,713
- I sold it.
- Why?
409
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,655
What happened to all the money
I paid you?
410
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,190
- Nat.
411
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:03,395
You've ever been in love?
- Oh my God. Michaels!
412
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,963
- With a woman, OK?
413
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,565
- You spent it all on her?
414
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:10,235
- No. Well, I mean, yeah.
415
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,605
- On what?
- I don't know, like, presents.
416
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,074
Keepsakes.
417
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,110
Student debt.
418
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:21,046
- And then she just left
with all of it?
419
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,681
- Just answer the question.
420
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,549
Have you ever been in love?
421
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:28,186
- Goalies are always so weird.
- 'Cause I have.
422
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,090
She didn't love me back. No.
423
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:35,260
But I'll tell you
what she did love.
424
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:42,301
Giving squeezers off the side of
Party Islands in Wasaga Beach.
425
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,538
Nat.
- Yup.
426
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,774
- What's an aqua dump?
427
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,276
- I want you to come back
to the team.
428
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:52,544
- What?!
429
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,480
You want me to come back
and coach a guy
430
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,282
who gave my sweety
a jelly bracelet?
431
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:58,717
- Um--
- You want me to pretend
432
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,019
it's not a big deal that she
gave him an old-fashioned?!
433
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,821
- Her brothers are super weird
but, dude--
434
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,991
- No, no, no! She used
to call me dude!
435
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,459
- You've got--
- What's an aqua dump?!
436
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,561
- It's taking a dump
in a body of water!
437
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:12,064
- So Mercedes gave Sanguinet
a hand-made
438
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,933
while Shoresy was taking
a dump in the water? Fuck!
439
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,802
- Your--
- You must think I'm in...
440
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:18,170
- Your dick is out!
441
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:21,473
- Oh.
442
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,411
You must think I'm in pretty
tough shape
443
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:29,114
to come back and
even consider coaching the...
444
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:33,585
Didn't you change your name,
what are ya? Furbaby Bulldogs?
445
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,923
- I don't want you to coach.
- Good. 'Cause I ain't.
446
00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:39,725
- I want you to play.
447
00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:48,700
- Hm.
448
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,703
Well...
449
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,106
I'm retired.
450
00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:56,108
- Look around, Michaels.
451
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:59,778
You've got nothing going on.
Nothing going for you.
452
00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:03,615
- Did you know that they used
to call me "Never Misses
the Mark Michaels?"
453
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:07,719
- If you wanna get back on your
feet, it starts with the boys.
454
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:10,322
And a night at the Coulson.
Tip your server.
455
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,090
- Well, I do miss those boys.
456
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:15,060
- And they miss you.
- Uh...
457
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,162
- Y... One would think.
458
00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,498
- Same pay?
- No.
459
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:26,905
- Well, then I want
an apology from Sanguinet.
460
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:28,573
- Sure.
- And Shoresy.
461
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,808
- Shit.
462
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,042
- Man to man.
463
00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:33,145
- Why do you care what
that mutant thinks?
464
00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:35,414
- 'Cause I run the show,
you fucking idiot.
465
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,282
Get in the box,
you fucking loser.
466
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,117
- Are you fucking serious,
Shoresy?
467
00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:41,453
- Settle down, Cory,
you'll pop a neck zit.
468
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,188
- What a joke.
- What a joke, eh?
469
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,524
Says the guy sitting in the box
taking his bucket off
470
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,627
every ten seconds to whip
his hair around for his broad.
471
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:52,063
Hey, Liam, who am I? Oh, man,
my hair's in my eyes again.
472
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,565
I hate when this happens.
473
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,201
Better take my fucking bucket
off again, it's so annoying.
474
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,204
- I posted your buddy
Dolo's fight and you didn't
even say thanks.
475
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,273
- Posted it where?
- Community bulletin board,
476
00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:02,674
you dumb fuck,
go run and check it.
477
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:05,177
- YouTube. It's almost
at 10k views.
478
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:07,112
(Cory): You're an idiot
for not monetizing that.
479
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,214
(Shoresy): Shut up, Cory,
you fucking nerd.
480
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,016
(Cory): Shoresy, if they snipe
on this PP,
481
00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:12,851
I'm firing a clappy
at your head.
482
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:15,854
(Shoresy): The clappy
you fire off the glass
40 times in warm up, Cory?
483
00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:18,089
You got the scouts just buzzing
with that muffin.
484
00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:21,860
They're calling you fucking
Kyle Connor McDavid Pastrnak.
485
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:23,295
(Cory): Fuck you, Shoresy.
486
00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:25,630
(Shoresy): Calling you fucking
Scott Stevens Stamkos.
487
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:29,000
(Cory): Fuck off.
(Shoresy): Fucking Bobby Ryan
Nugent-Hopkins.
488
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,735
Hey, you got a dip?
489
00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:36,908
- Season ticket holders?
Refunds?
490
00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:39,277
Tell them to fuck off!
- Shh!
491
00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:41,213
- They don't want them anymore.
- What do they want?
492
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:43,281
- Making sure they still
have their seats.
493
00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:45,083
- Fuck off!
- Shh!
494
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,151
- Bums in seats?
495
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,453
- We'll be in at least
the dozens.
496
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,455
- Nice work, sluts.
497
00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:53,658
(upbeat music)
498
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:07,172
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