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Oh, hey honey. Whatcha doing? Oh hi honey. I'm just cleaning. Oh yeah? Yeah, I gotta get the house nice and ready.

Oh that's good. Oh yeah we have that party coming up don't we huh? Yes I am so excited for it. I have

to get my hair done. Oh really? I have to go to the store. I have to get so many things and I just

can't remember. Well that's okay I mean I'm sure you'll get everything done because you always make

this party so great baby. I know right. It's like my favorite thing in the whole year and I'm just

so excited to be able to do it every single year but I always feel like I have to make it better

you know what I mean? Yeah no I know exactly what you mean baby. Well you know if there's anything

that... What should we get for food? Well um... I was thinking we can do sandwiches or hmm I heard

about this thing called a like a broil like a seafood broil type of thing. Oh really? But maybe hot dogs.

Uh huh. You know I like to cook but it's just so much work if I have to do all that too. No I agree

baby. I mean whatever that's going to make it easier for you that's what we should do okay?

First of all I really want to make sure that I get this house nice and clean before everyone gets

in. Oh yeah? Well that's good. It seems like you're doing a really good job. You think so? Oh yeah. I

feel like I need I need so much more I could use more hands I could always use more hands. Well I mean

like I said is anything you want me to do? I need to do that okay? I also oh you know there was this

one I want to get some valet what is it valet people to help with the car so when everyone comes

in from out of town would that be great? I don't know that would be good. That would look so like

chic you know and then oh that's right I have to make sure that the balloons are ordered in

a specific color because last year it was not the right color but honey listen I need

hands okay I need help. What do you need help with? You know what can you pick up my costume for me

please? Um I don't know if I'm really gonna have any time mom but maybe maybe Tyler can do it huh?

Tyler? Yeah. Oh it takes him forever you think? Hold on I'll do it don't worry okay? Hey uh Tyler can

you come in here real quick step son? Yeah what do you guys need? Hi honey. Your mother wants to ask you

something? I need help so can you please please please pick up my what you didn't even hear where I

have to say. Yeah exactly. Well I still don't really want to do it. Please pick up my costume

please. Why do I have to do it? Because she's asking you to that's why. You know that I have so

much to do to get ready for this party and it's just between all of this and having to get all the

food. Yeah but I don't know why you guys even have this party every year it's like well because you're

stepmother she loves Halloween you know that already. I mean we look forward to it every year

come on don't tell me that you don't. Yes. All right. I feel like I kind of outgrew it. You did

not can you believe that? Nobody outgrew Halloween. Halloween's for adults especially more for adults

than they are for kids. I mean all the candy? Uh-huh. We're gonna get this house already. The

costumes and everything come on I know you'd be looking at the girls when they dress up in the

little slightly outfits come on you're just like your father. You do? Well I'm I mean that. What's

your favorite costume on them? I mean they want they want me to look if they're dressing like that

right? Oh! Exactly right? Yes you're right actually you're right. I don't know I was like the little

like cat ears or the double horns I guess. Oh. Always steer clear of those girls honey those are

trouble. That is true. I know but that kind of makes it more fun. Oh well I'm gonna have to get you

to get all my costumes from the dry cleaner ASAP please. I'll see what I can do. Um listen need

to see what she says okay she's your mother and if you don't do what she says I'm not gonna give

you money for that trip in December. What? Exactly. So just go pick up the costumes so we can have

this party okay and help your mother out. Are you serious? Yes listen to your father. I'll do it a

little bit later I don't really want to do it right now. Well you're gonna have to do it today okay?

And we have no time so can we please get to it son thank you. All right. All right. What after?

He listened to her. You all did anything? He did. So now let's see I'm going to adjust all of the coffee

machines that we have because we have like three of them and not everyone's gonna drink coffee. No I'm

gonna party a night time baby so I don't think anybody's gonna want coffee. Well maybe I should

get more alcohol and then of course more candy what kind of candies should I get? Oh you know

it's by the party sizes and stuff like that you know. The mini ones. Yeah the mixture of stuff yes.

That's a good one I wish I had something to write it with. I'm gonna forget all of this. Well honey

everything is looking good it's probably should be fun so. I know but you know what I'm actually

really not looking forward to is our neighbors you know the crazy ones. Yes. Every time that I

have this party they always want to come in like they're invited. I know baby there are there are

neighbors and I mean it's you know it's not a big deal. It's not a big deal honey it's a very big

deal you know how much money we spend on this and I do not need any free loaders and they come in

they eat all our food and I always catch them staring. Yeah well I mean I'm sure they they're

probably just jealous of how brave a party you throw on everything like that I mean it is the

talk of the neighborhood you know. You know I haven't thought about that. I've heard they you know

they used to be the ones that used to throw all the party before we moved in here so. Do you think

Tyler appreciates us? Maybe he appreciates everything we do for him okay? I don't think he

does. Trust me he does. I know he just doesn't show it but. He really doesn't show it every time

I do try and ask him to do something he always does this thing where he's like no but I haven't

even said anything. I know but baby you remember you were his age right? Like did you want to do

stuff for your parents? What all the time? Well I guess. That's why you married me. Yeah but I guess

kids these days are just you know they're just different so. And you know who worries me too?

What? The way the girls dress nowadays. Uh huh. I hate that he has to go out there and be tempted

all the time with the little slutty nurse and the little slutty devil and then the slutty teacher.

Everything's a slap. I get that but you know time to changing and he's becoming a young man.

How is he going to bring a wife? He'll probably be able to find a wife don't worry. Not in this

neighborhood. He should be able to so. Okay it's it's not going to be that bad. Oh my gosh I hope

that the neighbors really do not bring their daughter. Why not? Because she'll she'll wear a

costume that is slutty. Okay I mean it's it's fine if you you know look since we I did teach him

how to be nice and proper so he's not gonna he's not gonna do anything you shouldn't be doing. Well

that's true and that's why I want to keep them steer clear away from the crazy neighbors and you

know what I think they have stolen our dry cleaning. Did you? I think so. I swear I have seen

our neighbor wearing your shirt. I wonder oh I wonder if maybe our dry cleaning gets swapped

every once in a while. I mean maybe I mean our addresses are pretty close minus just the one

number so. We should ask Tyler. We should ask him. Speaking of I wonder what he's doing. Well I

think he just wants to go get the costumes I'm hoping as long as he listens so. Oh okay. Well I

guess so most finds out and if I don't have a costume then I guess I'm just gonna have to go naked.

Oh my god that's it. Uh huh. Oh god. I could call it my birthday suit. Yeah you could. For

Halloween. All right well honey I'll let you finish up here okay. Thanks honey. I'm gonna go watch the

movie in the dining right? Okay. Oh hey honey how you doing. Oh hi honey. There we go. Yeah this

I swear I am always making this it's bad he never does his chores. Aw it looks it looks great. It's

it's fine I'll just come in and mess it up anyway. I know but I want to get it done because I have to

make sure that all of this you know I I think what we need to do is get you back in. What do you think?

No it's fine. Don't worry. Maybe it will get him to like me more. Oh it's okay. Uh no baby he he

likes you okay. I don't think he does. Yeah he does. No let's talk about this okay so how long

have we been together now? Uh you know it's been like four or five years now. I have no idea why he

still doesn't listen to me. Don't you think he should be listening to me right now? I mean baby

listen you know there's only one reason why he doesn't that is because he doesn't like me. Let's

just be honest and call it what it is. No he likes you it's just you know he's just he's still getting

used to you being his his mom officially now and you know it's remember what he did at the wedding

yes uh hello I should have known that was like a red flag from like the beginning I know but you

also need to understand that you you know you're his his first mom since his real mom left and

it's it takes you know somewhere in that age to get accustomed to something like this you know you

think so? Yes it's it's totally normal. So I shouldn't like think about it so much? No you shouldn't.

But then what about all these parties that I throw for him is like too much am I like

getting you know too much into it to make him like me like am I trying to buy his love now?

No it's just you know his his mom really wasn't affectionate or anything like that. She wasn't?

No and you know how could she be he's adorable. He is it's just you know that just wasn't her

parenting style. Why did you marry her anyway? Well you know she's my high school sweetheart

and everything and don't tell me she was good in bed. She was great in bed she was just you know

the only only woman I was been with and I see where Tyler gets it from. Well okay so let's do this

I am going to really focus on being the best stepmom possible and I'm going to make sure that every

single time that boy thinks of me he smiles and he wants nothing more than to see me all the time.

Deal? That's totally fine with me baby. Only if he doesn't do what I said then we're gonna have

problems. Oh I don't think there's gonna be any problems. If he doesn't pick up my dry cleaning

and if he doesn't get my costumes what am I gonna say? No if he doesn't he that means he

doesn't like me. Hey baby listen he's definitely going to get your costume trust me he's gonna

listen to what I say all right so I'm sure he's getting it. You know that they close in like

an hour. I I know but I also don't think that he has any idea where he's going because have you

gotten a phone call for him he always gets lost. He does but I trust him he's he's been set cleaner

cleaners a bunch of times already okay. I bet you he's gonna go see someone I bet you he's gonna go

see like a little girlfriend or something maybe that's why he doesn't like me. Because he has a

girlfriend. Yeah because he's already occupied you know what I mean? Like I'm not there for him and

in a special way or anything. Oh I mean you're there from just the way you need to be from all

right honey I just think you're overthinking it a little too much. I'm sorry I'm so sorry you're

you're right you're always right you're always right and I need to just breathe. Take a breather

and relax like he likes me he likes me he likes me or it's just at that age you know they're just

difficult it takes a little longer. Were you that difficult when you were his age? You know I was.

Well I've heard stories from your mom. Yes exactly. I also grew up you know we grew up in a different

time things weren't as complicated as things are today for kids so. I bet you gave her quite a headache.

You know I did my best you know. Well then at least we can agree that if he doesn't bring the dry

cleaning he doesn't like me. Deal? That's fine. And then you'll have a conversation with him.

If he doesn't get your dry cleaning I will. Promise? I promise baby okay okay. All right.

Oh hi now I'm going to go and get the bedding. Maybe I should do it online I wonder because I

really want him to have a really high thread count so that way he can feel cozy. It's okay and he

should be back just any minute now okay. I wonder what color he would like. Do you hear that?

Maybe we should get him a new bed. You think he would like that? Yeah it is a little it is a

little creepy he might appreciate if you want you know pet shopping with him or something like that.

Yeah let's do that. Oh he'll really like me then. Yes and a big screen TV. Exactly that's what all the

kids like these days maybe. Oh I'm a genius. Okay so big screen TV. That's when I get the

colored bedding. He'll probably want something. Well he likes gray but I probably want to get him.

Here you go mom. Oh honey. Look I told you so you can take it up. Oh this is amazing. Oh my god you

got it and you got it in time oh honey. I'm so happy. Yes I'm so happy you got it for me.

This is you don't understand I'm so happy right now. This means everything to me Tyler you don't

even know what we've been talking about. Can you help me please? Yeah what are you? Right there thank

you. So I'm thinking that the stri cleaner hopefully did the right job because sometimes the

clothes can get a little bit tighter when he does it because I think he uses like the wrong solution

or something. Oh we'll see hopefully everything fits you perfectly. Okay doesn't fit. This does not

look good. Honey I think it looks great. What do you think is wrong with that? I mean it doesn't even

turn around. Oh yeah it looks totally fine. Look at that it looks. It looks great. I mean I'd say it looks

that's what you picked off the website right. Yeah exactly baby that's so perfect. How about

can you just take a picture of me so I can see what it actually looks like?

I'm actually starting to like it a little bit more. Starting to grow on me. What do you think?

Ah no I'm still not feeling it. Let me see. Oh my god no way. No way.

I think it looks phenomenal. I have no time to go get another costume so basically I'm fucked.

You're not fucked. It looks perfect right? Even Tyler likes it. Yeah. Don't ask him he'll like

anything. I mean what we were just talking about right. I feel like a compliment for him is something

you're looking forward to aren't you? You're right honey. You're always right honey. Thanks Tyler.

You guys are talking about me? Uh you know your mom you know she. You can tell him. Okay your mom

thinks that you uh you don't like her. What? Not thanks you don't like me Tyler. What are you

talking about? Well I don't exactly feel the stepmom vibes from you at all. I mean sorry you kind of

wrecked my home. Um all I do is clean up after you. She didn't wreck our home. Your your mother picked

up and just left me. I was. I touched you. I told you. And Bridget was there to save me when I was at

my lowest point okay. At his lowest point Tyler I saved him. You know I was you were starting to grow

on me. You know I was trying to be nice with all this compliments and all that and now I hear you

don't even like me. I wonder what he was like with your ex. I mean he was fine. Like I said baby. He's

just he's just not used to having you know a new mom in his life. Right Tyler it's taking you some

time right. It takes a little bit of time to get used to. Well listen the fact that you did go get

my dry cleaning speaks volumes but now that I look like shit I don't even care anymore.

I guess it has to be that way. I mean how am I gonna feel better now? Baby look he's telling me that

you like you. And he agreed that it does take some time. So okay Tyler I'm gonna get you a new bed.

I am gonna get you like a 90 inch screen TV. Really? Yeah would that make you so happy? It would

it would be a start. And will you like love me forever and ever? I'll love you for a week

to start. I like his honesty just like his father. Exactly. Okay so now I know I have to add that to

the list too. You see I have so many things to do. I told you baby it's fine me and Tyler are here to

help you out. If you need anything Tyler it's more than welcome to do it for you. Okay so then

I think what I'm gonna first of all have to do is to make sure that I get a brand new costume

or somehow make this one work and I don't know how I'm gonna do that because those pictures

look like shit. No baby baby you look phenomenal in the outfit okay listen to me okay you don't

need to go get another costume. If you want I'll go pick up another one. Well I'd appreciate that but

it's like only if you really really want to. I don't want you to do anything you don't want. Well

like I said I'm trying to make amends with you so I'd be willing to help you out one more time.

That is such such exactly the words I needed to hear right now. I told you baby he's gonna

make an effort. I need to stop overthinking don't I? You do you overthink everything and you know

that's the only reason why you're with me because they're always calming down and it makes sense

of everything okay. Oh no. It kind of makes for a toxic household. I can't I'm never gonna win with

this kid. Oh it's okay all right like I said baby steps with him for a second. Okay not a 90 inch I'm

gonna get you 110 inch. Okay sweet yeah okay okay. See look at that it's already working baby.

You know what to do. And if you say the word toxic one more time I'm gonna smack you across your face

okay. I'm not gonna say it because I am anything but all I want to do is be a loving wonderful

stepmom trying to do the best that she can with what she has.

Baby you're doing such a good job okay. Just uh fire it one second.

Oh that's it. Oh.

Oh you know what I think I'm ready for the party now. Really? You feel better? Fuck it let's do it.

All right okay.

Oh look at you too huh. You guys are bonding so so well. I just want to be doing the spider

scare the shit out of me you know that honey. Oh I did not know baby. But Tyler is helping me he's

being such a good step son and I appreciate it so much. You know I'm really trying to.

Well I don't know if we have enough though. Really? What do you think? I mean I think it looks

pretty good. No no something's missing. What's missing? Let me see I want to make sure that this

party looks amazing for you Tyler. So I like I said I'm really not a huge Halloween guide but I

think this looks good. You know what maybe I can oh I know let me just lay these out don't you think

that way kind of adds a little bit more. Yeah you can. And then maybe I'll get some more right here

there's some more there. Stick that there okay that's good and then what else we got some more here.

Oh you know what we could do we could hide these let me see I could hide these inside of

the couch so when people find them they think that there's like real spiders here. Oh yeah. You

think can these come off of it? How many people are coming over. We have a whole house Tyler.

I told you that I really wanted this to be a special party for the whole family.

There you go. What's happening? Well honey everything looks so good. No you think so. Uh-huh.

Are you gonna make any special food this year? I was thinking about it Tyler but you know how our

neighbors are there's just constantly freeloading so I was thinking sandwiches and hot dogs and

this thing I heard about a seafood boil what do you think? Seafood sounds really good doesn't it? I

mean maybe you could if you're calling them like freeloaders maybe you could do like a bring your

own food kind of thing. Oh Tyler you are brilliant. Okay I mean then you don't have to cook or clean.

But that's that's my love language. I love hosting people it shows just how much I you know I want to

be as good of a neighbor and as good of a stepmom and as good of a wife. Yes she likes to tease everybody.

So how about you tell me Tyler what what do you like food wise? Forget about the freeloaders. Yeah.

Well that seafood sounded really good. Okay so do you like shrimp or mussels or what about what about

lobster? Can you add that to a boil? I'm sure I can do anything Tyler so let me see if we do lobster

then maybe we can get some corn on the cob

and then something really delicious on the side. Let's see what else with seafood?

A potato salad? Biscuits. Do you like biscuits honey? I do yeah biscuits are very good. Okay your

dad likes biscuits so we'll do biscuits too. Okay so we narrowed it down this is great. Honey I think

this would be also a perfect opportunity to maybe ask some questions about him. I'll get to know him on a little

101 basis huh? Now. Well I'm not that interesting I mean. No Tyler you're very interesting.

Trust me you're so interesting and this is why I'm so glad you're here because

I've just been wanting to be the best I can. So how about you tell me

how's school going? School's going pretty good you know I'm about to graduate. Already? Yeah coming up

in a few months. Can you believe he's graduating already? I guess that makes my dad a old man huh.

Oh just a little bit. No we're not honey. And then what about your social life? Is everyone

treating you good? Are you having any problems with anyone? No problems early I kind of keep to

myself for the most part. You know I've been seeing a few girls. Oh my god who? What do you mean who?

Girls from my school. Tell me more. She goes to a different school you wouldn't know her.

It's not our neighbor's chick is it? No, no. Oh you ever gonna bring them around the house? Well

actually I was hoping maybe I could invite them to the party if that's what you got. Oh honey what

do you think? I mean you said you want to get to know him and happen his way right so. Oh but I

just I don't think I'm ready to meet. Well like I kind of got this costume because I wanted to

impress them. I mean the costume does look great. So then Tyler what are we going to do then with

the girls? Are we thinking about bringing them over or are you just... Well I really would like to but

like I said I mean I'm trying to make things up to you so if if you don't want them to come then

they don't have to. Oh thank you I appreciate it because you mean a lot to me Tyler and I just

want to be the best at Mom possible and I think they would just be a distraction for both you

and me and even maybe your dad right? Dad you don't I mean if you really care right dad? I think it'd be

good if you know if you want to get to know him know also know the girl too right honey? Well

we'll see we'll see we'll wait on that okay and then what about college I mean what about where do

you want to go study what do you want to study? I don't know I've not about where I'm gonna go as

much. Well do you want to stay on the west coast or the east coast? I don't know I mean maybe I would

just start out like a community college or something. Why would you do that why would you

not aim for the stars? Well I've been aiming but I don't know I got I kind of slacked off this year.

Why is that? I didn't I didn't hear anything about it none of your teachers called us. Well I just I

just had a lot of distractions going on that's all. I mean you remember when you were in school

yeah I do but what makes me so upset is that I can't be there for you and that way so that your

school would have been a better experience now I feel like I totally failed you. Well I mean to be fair

you've only known me fair about a year now. I guess if anyone's to blame it's really my mom.

Well no don't say that because I'm sure she did the best she could. I know but sometimes

your best isn't good enough. Well so in that case I'm going to have to make up for it all of it

and that is why I'm here. Well I would appreciate it. So then what about if you do want to go to

community college? What would be some subjects that would interest you? You know I don't really know.

Well do you like math better or do you like science? Math and science are not my strong suits. It's not? I mean I

don't know maybe I will just get like my liberal arts degree or something. You know, I mean are

those still useful? Well ask your dad. Yeah you know you get still they're still very useful depending

on what you want to do in life. I'm just a housewife. Maybe I could be a house husband.

What do you think about that honey? Boy trust me if that was a thing I'd probably be doing it myself

also. He would. Well maybe I could be the first person to like ever do it. Well we'd have to find

the right chick for that one. Well it would help if I could invite them over to parties we're throwing.

That is true you know. Well then I guess we won't find out because they're not coming because you are all mine.

And what about your teachers? Have they been fair to you or does your dad need to kick anyone's ass?

Well I don't want to see dad get in trouble. I'm not gonna kick anybody butt. I don't want dad to

go back to jail or anything. We don't want that. But I mean they treat me fine I guess. It's nothing

like crazy you know. Well as long as that they're fair to you and you know I just want to make sure

that always you're listening. Oh I know. Being respectful. Yeah well that I don't have a problem

with. I've always tried to be respectful. You've done a very good job. You're such a good boy and

that's what we always talk about. You are just such a good stepson. I thought a few days ago you were

saying that you thought I didn't like you. Oh honey he does listen. See I told you baby.

Nothing gets passed you Tyler does it. Well not a lot of things. See when I was in school I

didn't do very well. I wasn't really that studious. Well I mean you said you have a job as a housewife

now so I mean you made it there. That's right. Well yes but that's all thanks to your dad and him

being rich. Uh huh I did get myself a good one. Well since dad is rich I mean maybe he could pay for

me to go to a good school. Um I don't think so. Oh you have to earn that one honey. Yeah I didn't

earn anything by just getting a hand to me son. Was it grandpa rich before you? No no no no. We don't

talk about such things. It was just a question I mean. Well exactly what your grandpa did was at

Lingo. And that is not the road that you're gonna go under right or down to. Right is it under or down?

That's not the road you're gonna go down. See this is why he needs to stay in school.

And not be a house husband. All I'm saying is I think you've done fine for yourself. Oh Tyler

really? Well I mean yeah you have me as a step son. Oh and that was the best thing that happened to

me. What more can you really ask for? You know. What more could I ask for? Well I could ask for

maybe more of you right honey? Uh huh. I've been I've been wanting a bun in the oven for so long.

Oh really? Oh I like that happen one day huh? What if you got a little brother sister would that

make you jealous? My my mateen no. Well that could still make you jealous because wouldn't you want

me all for you? Well I mean it would be nice but I know like if that's what you want to pursue then.

Such a gentleman he's so sweet honey. We're so lucky. Oh we are baby.

And now are you playing any sports? No I don't really play sports anymore.

What do you mean any more? Well I would have won probably, but I hurt my knee. Oh yeah. You had a

little injury. He did? Yeah I mean it happens when you play sports. Yeah. You never told me that you

never told me that? I mean I didn't really think that you know. But everyone was scouting me for

like every single sport. Oh wow I see this honey if you would have told me this then I would have

known and I would. It's okay that's that's. I'm sorry. No but I don't like to talk about it too much

because it kind of brings back at that memory for me because I would have won Pro. Oh poor baby.

Oh but we don't want you to feel you know sad or anything. Remember I want to be your source of

happiness. Well if you would have gone pro then you wouldn't have been here in the house.

And then we wouldn't be able to get to know each other. That is true.

A lot of things would be different. So different.

I wouldn't be able to spend any time with you.

I didn't. You know when you're like me you just wanted to be all in the mix.

And all I did was go and party until you know things went a little crazy. Were you a big partier?

I was a huge partier. Dad did you know that? I did a little bit but you know it's it's fine.

Not only that but I was a sorority girl. Really? From what school? Well I was yeah.

I guess I know what you mean. I was one of those students that had to do

a lot of extra credit work but not the kind that you're thinking of.

Did you know about that either dad? I did it's fine like I said it's fine. I'm happy before a

matter you know. I mean just because a young lady wears a short skirt without underwear to get an

A+ I guess if it helps you then it's not really a big deal. It helps a lot but barely graduated.

As long as dad doesn't care about any of that stuff. No he shouldn't be help because as long as

his dick gets sucked right honey? Yes exactly baby. I don't really want to hear about you guys having

sex though. You've never heard us? No that's disgusting. But our rooms are so close to each

other? Well I know but I always have my AirPods in so I- Oh is that why? You know? That's why

whenever I've asked him to do things it's because he's had the AirPods in. Exactly. I wouldn't go

that far but I mean never mind. Yeah it's because of the AirPods. Oh honey everything has come out

so great with the decorations. I knew about it. Well I mean we really need more room honey. We need

to get another garage so I can put all of these decorations somewhere. Maybe we should spare him

this time putting up the Halloween decorations into the attic. He's still young he needs to learn

how to do certain things okay? To do what? Just go up to the attic. Yeah I mean you need to learn

responsibilities and consistent chores. Right because we want you fully ready for adulthood.

What adulting is being like as you just go up to the attic and basically. Well I'm just you know

having chores and responsibilities and consistently doing them. I don't like that. Of all the chores

that I ask you to do Tyler which one's your least favorite? Well I guess all of them would be my

least favorite like doing any of them. I mean do you don't like when I ask you to mow the lawn?

No I don't want to go out in the heat and push a lawn mower around. You don't like it when I ask

you to go and do the laundry? I mean fold not do. No folding is almost more annoying.

And you don't like it when I ask you to wash the dishes when the dishwasher is broken?

I mean do you like doing any of those things? Well I'm a housewife that's why I ask you to do it

because I don't want to do it anymore. Yeah she paid her dues already son. Well she's kind of making

me want to try the house husband thing a little bit more. Well maybe that's what she's going to be ready for huh?

I guess when you put it that way I could. Right as you want to be on my house I'll do it. Yeah.

How sure is? Well not only that with chores but also because he's going to be the best at adulting

wherever he ends up at. That's right I'll try to do it.

Well and also Christmas is around the corner and that means all the decorations are going to come

down from the attic so you're gonna be super busy with those chores Tyler. I guess.

I'm surprised that I don't hear any trick or treaters yet. It's still early in the day so.

You think so? Yeah that's like given another hour so kids don't really do it anymore.

Oh that is definitely so true. Remember when we used to put Tyler into one of those little

costumes that looked like a what is it one of those action heroes or yes.

Honey do I get a bigger budget this year for the rest of it? Yeah you know what?

Give me an effort that you make for this and the effort you're making with making a connection with Tyler.

You know I'll give you some more money for the next party okay? Oh my gosh I think I really came through with him.

You did I mean I think you made some progress. I think so. So is it safe to say Tyler that I can maybe

tell you that I'm no longer nervous and you don't like me? I think it's definitely safe to say.

I never did it like you to begin with. This is gonna be the best Halloween ever. I told you honey I said

just a little effort which I'm gonna go along with. And I promise that if you go away to college

you'll have a care package for me every single week. Really? What are you going to put in? So many

goodies. More TVs and all that. Well I'm going to what's that called when you're like jazz a place up?

Spruce it up? Spruce it up. Yes I'm gonna spruce up your dorm room. I don't really know what that means but

if you want to do it then go ahead. It means we're gonna make it really fat. Right? Really what? Like fat you know like cool. Like cool. Fat. Make it a real good vibe in there.

So all the vibes. Yeah all the vibes. Ph.A.T. fat. Yeah Ph.A.T. fat you guys don't use that word anymore.

Dynamite. I think I read it in the bible one time. Tyler take that back. What? What? I thought isn't that what it's from?

You know I'm not that old. Yes exactly come on. Be nice. Definitely gonna make sure that I take care of

all your needs with the care package. So you're you know ramen, some posters right honey. Yeah whatever you want baby.

And then of course I'm gonna have to figure out what to do with all the dirty clothes and I'm sure I'm gonna have to clean when you come visit.

Yeah you know I mean it'll be fun I think. But anything for you Tyler. Mama I just want to say sorry for being so difficult to you the best

few years. Oh honey thank you this is gonna be the best Halloween ever are you ready to party?

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