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[MUSIC PLAYING]

As you know, your stepbrother, Nick,

is actually coming back from college soon.

Oh my god.

I know.

It's been so long.

It's been like two years?

No.

Oh, it's been too long.

I haven't had a chance to go visit him.

He hasn't had time to come down.

Hey.

So he's finally coming back in a few days.

You're back again?

I'm so excited.

But this place is such a mess, and I need your help

to help, you know, tidy it up a little bit.

I want to make it nice and speak and span when he gets home.

So I need your help sweeping, dusting, when you scrub

the floors.

And I was hoping if you wouldn't mind helping me tidy up

his room a little bit.

Yeah, yeah.

I think you can help me with that.

Yeah, and mocking everything.

Yeah.

Anything for little Nicky.

Of course.

Of course.

I mean, I cannot wait for him to get here.

I know.

I'm so excited.

If you don't mind helping me tidy up his room,

I'll go get started on the kitchen stuff.

Yeah, definitely.

Thank you so much, sweetie.

Of course.

Yes.

.

Like this.

- Yes.

(spaceship clicking)

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Gotta have a place to speak and span for Nikki.

(bone crunching through the back basin)

(panting)

- Surprise!

Oh my god, is that my steps son?

- It's me, oh! - Oh my god!

(laughing)

- Oh, peanuts! - Welcome home!

- Thank you, it's so good to be home.

- You're more so early!

- Well, I mean, I got all the courses done,

got the exams out of the way, no worries, I'm gonna stick around.

Here I am. - Oh, you're such a good boy.

I'm so proud of you! - Oh!

- Wow! - Wow, I mean,

it's really good to be back.

- Well, we weren't expecting you for two more days.

We were just doing some spring cleaning for you.

- Oh, really? - Yeah!

- Should I go back? - Oh, no!

- No! - No!

- I'm cleaning your room for you right now.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

- Oh, thank you! - You're good to be here.

- Oh, you both are so amazing. - Yeah.

- I really appreciate it, thank you.

So I'll just let's go and kick back for a bit?

- Well, we finish it off. - Yeah, let's go.

- Is that all right? - Yeah, let's do it.

- That sounds perfect. - That's all right.

- It was a long trip, so.

- No, no worries, go relax.

(sighing)

- See? We're gonna have a talk.

(groaning)

This is important. I just got the fucking credit card bills.

Yeah, you've maxed out all three of them, a dump shit.

Cameline, random ATMs.

- Well, just go get some of them, honey.

We're gonna be cleaning up for you, okay?

- All right, thanks, mom.

- Hey, mom, we're gonna watch my step from the sheets.

- Okay. - Do you want me to toss you any of my

laundry out of the bag or just leave it for now?

- Ah, no, no, don't lift the finger. - Okay, thanks.

- Just dress down. We'll talk about this when we get out.

- All right. - So how was your flight, hun?

- It wasn't that bad. It took a lot of, you know,

it is what it is. - Yeah, yeah.

Was there any crying babies? I hate that.

- No, there was a crying old woman, which was kind of weird.

She was very emotional. - Oh, jeez. I hate those.

Did you get to have any snacks or anything like that?

- They had pretzels. They were all right. They were unsalted.

- Well, that doesn't sound very good. We'll have to get you some dinner.

- Oh, yeah. What are you making? - Lasagna or spaghetti?

What would you prefer? - Lasagna sounds good.

- Oh, good. - Yeah, that's good. That.

- Hmm. - Three sheets.

- Of course. - Yes.

- You know, I really missed you, Mom. - Yeah.

- It's really good to see you. It's been too long. - Oh, it's great to see you too, right?

- Mm-hmm. - You've always been a great student, though.

- I try. - You're a problem.

- Well, you know, education's important. - Mm, that it is.

Almost as important as family. - That's the most important.

[laughs]

- Hmm.

[panting]

- And your friend's how Sam is doing? - Sam's doing great.

He got his scholarship at that other IVB college over in Georgia.

- Oh, wow. - Yeah, I know.

- That's great. - Good for him, right? - Good for him.

I'm sure his parents are proud. - Yeah, they are. They got him a new car.

- Oh, wow. - Not just any new car.

That sports car, he was going on, on about the other time he was over.

- Oh, my God. Well, you know, he deserves it.

- He does. He works so hard on his grades. - Mm, yeah.

- But, like, what is this thing going on here? Like, Fiona's been busy or what?

- Uh, you know what? She's been deeping her studies. - Really?

She was never really that much of a studier. That's good to hear.

- Well, I think she's taking after, taking a cue from you.

- Well, I'm glad to be a positive influence. - Mm.

- I think she just went to get out of the house. - Hey. - Trying to escape. - Hmm.

- Jirthby told I wouldn't mind another... another kid that's just as well as behaved as you are. - Oh, man. - Mm-hmm.

- Well, I mean, I try. - Mm-hmm. - The good thing is good and time to be. - Mm. That's very true, son.

- So how long you been working on that project for? - Uh, you know, it's gonna be about two months now?

- Oh, wow. Now you're finishing it up? - Yes. - Must be a big project. - I'm so excited to be done with it. - Hmm. That's cool.

Clients were drawing me insane.

So what do you think you're gonna have some more free time after that?

Definitely, hopefully.

That's cool.

Dare to dream.

Yeah, live in the dream.

Well, it's definitely nice to be back home and be even nicer to have more time with you.

Well, what's playing on that this time?

Yeah, what's definitely playing on that.

So what about Spina? Has she been like, dating or anything?

Oh!

Have any boys around?

One guy one week, another girl another week. I mean, I just, I can't keep up.

She gets around.

Well, you know your sister.

I don't blame her.

Quite the party, animal.

I blame them I am.

Maybe we'll, maybe I'll get to meet the next one she brings, huh?

No, maybe. Just give it a day.

Give her a day? Don't tell me she gets around at all.

Oh, well.

I know your sister. She likes the party but she's a big girl.

Well, you did say she's working on her studies more.

Yeah.

So that's good.

She seems a lot more focused.

Well, that's important.

She's like a good people-oriented.

So what are her plans though for college? She's trying to, what's she trying to do?

You know, I think she said something about being a doctor.

A doctor?

Bet?

Bet?

Yeah.

, I'm so glad you're home.

I'm too. I think I'm probably too old.

Oh, well.

I can hear you surprised us.

Hey, Fiona, how's that laundry coming?

Oh, what's going on?

I just finished a phone a few things.

I've seen Nick's really bad.

I am.

Hey, Mom, I'm gonna do my step-brother sheets.

One more minutes.

Okay.

Well, actually you can clean some of those dishes. There's a few of them left in there.

Yeah. I'm getting that for me.

I love it.

It's so nice to have the whole family home.

I know.

All in one room.

So how was college, man?

It was good. I learned a lot of things. Met a lot of people.

Definitely, definitely experienced.

Yeah? How's the party seen out there?

You know me. I've always had a good pen of bookworms.

I've had some crazy professors.

Did you?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's right. We're taking some AP classes.

Yeah.

How are the students going?

Pretty good.

A lot of years of school.

Oh, yeah.

I've been going to be there for a long time.

But at least I have the party to keep me going.

You're ridiculous.

I've missed you.

I know. I really missed you.

It's great to have you back around the house.

It's really great to be back.

It's good to know.

It's good to be here.

Well, you know, I had to go back a few months.

I'm not done yet.

Why didn't you ever visit during holidays?

It's way too long of a flight.

And y'all weren't offering any kind of flight.

You know, like airfare or anything.

If you lived with us, we could do your laundry, clean all the time.

We wouldn't worry about anything.

I know. It's been terrible.

I've had all of my own having to take care of that stuff.

You know, I've tried to have this conversation with him so many times.

I can't even care.

How else am I gonna get into the space program?

It's true.

I mean, it's cool and it's something that we just got to do.

I'm just happy that you're so committed to your studies.

Well, I mean, I have to be.

But you know, you can really take a lesson.

She's gonna be a doctor or a vet, you know?

Yeah, that's the thing.

I gotta pace myself.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I mean, it just takes time and commitment.

You hear that? Commitment!

I hear you.

I'm so proud of him.

He has a little astronaut and a doctor and a family.

A mother could be any power.

That's true.

You definitely get some bragging points.

Oh, yeah.

How's your old roommate's situation?

I didn't have one.

Oh, really?

Yeah, I got special privileges.

Wow, all this time living alone?

I haven't gotten to be alone for a long time, or like, forever.

Well, I would think you need your privacy while you and not have a roommate,

because you need to study all the time.

Yeah, that's the thing.

There's a nice change of pace.

I just didn't really think about that.

Well, if you can get away without having a roommate, you should be.

Yeah, I like living at home, I always home cooked meals.

I have some mom over.

Can I see the new year at the New York?

There's one for you, isn't there?

Oh, so you know where you're going to go?

She's got a little map to help me tell you this.

Well, you haven't been here.

You should come home more often.

Yeah, seriously.

You're much more face around here.

I mean, when I have my own helical, you know, when I have my own space shop, okay?

You can just fly over here whenever you want, Simon.

Yeah.

When that happens, then we'll talk.

That's true.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

I've been teaching at Salonava for being fit in like many different ways.

Oh.

Today's an exception, but I actually want to be here.

Oh, really? Really?

Well, you can join me then on my meeting quest.

Today is an exception.

I'm not going to say no to your slither, Lasagna mom.

It's the fucking best.

You better not. I don't want to be so sad.

I don't know how you guys do it.

I love my meat.

We all know you do.

Well, you're so silly, Andrea.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

So, what else did you pick up from that nutrition class?

Anything helpful for your zero on long?

Well, I learned a lot about hydration.

Oh, I know, I think that's really important.

Yeah, on a day, at least.

Oh, at least.

Yeah, see, I'm already sweating.

But, you know, that's just because I drink a lot of water.

Well, that's good. That's good.

You need to stay hydrated.

Yeah.

Oh, I try.

Keep your health up, son.

Oh, thanks.

[laughs]

Such a good boy.

I'll tell you what's this, um, how about I help out on the counter,

and you put a little work in it.

I think they're proud of this one.

You sound good to me.

Oh, you kids.

What am I going to do with you?

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

Come on.

[sighs]

You, did you get those dishes done, hon?

Oh, yeah, they should be nice and clean.

Now, I don't think they're pasta.

Thank you.

[sighs]

[sighs]

Perfect.

Yeah, I think you should really consider online schools

so you can be home with us.

[sighs]

Online schools don't work for this.

[laughs]

That actually sounds like a great idea, son.

There's a lot of hands-on stuff.

[laughs]

I mean, unless you're going to buy me a stimulation shovel,

I don't think it's going to work out.

How many solicitors do you have left, then?

I have.

I have a lot of money.

It's two years.

Four more semesters.

Four more semesters.

Then I have extended grad school

and I have to get my master's to get out of the doctorate.

Well, I sure hope you plan on visiting us at something.

I mean, we're all planning on visiting the moon.

[laughs]

That's where I'm aiming for.

Come on, I'm going to put the stars.

Come on, Nick.

More than once every two years.

At least for Thanksgiving, I'm going to do a little song.

Promise?

I promise.

Shit.

I can be at the moon and I'll come home for that.

[laughs]

That's pretty good.

[thumps]

[thumps]

[thumps]

[thumps]

[thumps]

[thumps]

[thumps]

Mrs. Carley, come on.

I think they're happy.

[Groans]

[Groans]

I'm getting a long start. I'm gonna put in some more.

- You like skinny thigh? - Yeah.

I'm not fully.

[Groans]

[Groans]

So the two semesters left, are you excited about graduation?

- Or is it four? - Four semesters.

Nothing will make me more proud of this, you might be weak, or I'm going too high, I'm going bad, okay?

[Groans]

[Groaning]

[Groans]

[Groans]

Deanna, dear, can you check that laundry again for me?

Oh, yeah.

And you know what, let's not get too carried away in this kitchen.

You know, the kitchen's done, we have some, we need to do that and throw actually.

You guys take that.

- I suppose they're all done. - Perfect.

- Good heavens, dear. - Yeah.

Thank you so much.

[Panting]

- You must've missed us, huh? - I really did, it's been, I mean, what more needs to be said, it's been too long.

Well, maybe that'll encourage you to come visit more often.

That and the lasagna.

You know your sister's missed you too.

I can tell.

I missed you so much.

This is going to be a great summer vacation.

- Yeah? - Yeah, it is.

What's the first thing you guys want to do?

I mean, well, there's that water park.

Oh, yeah, it's going to look fun.

It's so hot lately, it'd be a great idea.

I mean, they had some deals, I saw, there was a pamphlet given out at that restaurant.

Well, maybe we'll have to go check that out, maybe it's Friday or something like that?

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, I could get done some water slides.

Yeah.

That could be fun.

I heard they had a new one there, a little one with a spiral and...

Oh, yeah.

You know what's fun?

Speaking of slides.

Yeah?

Why don't you bring that over here and slide that into my mouth?

Oh, okay, mom.

They're going to be folded clothes.

Sorry.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

So it kind of smells like I taught you.

Yeah, it's like a kind of...

(grunting)

(grunting and mama sound)

That's right, deep throat, your brother's dick.

Just like I taught you, there you go.

That's a good girl. - Good job.

- Yeah, you're getting so good. - Good job.

- Show me again, show me how you do it with your brother.

There you go.

(grunting and mama sound)

Okay, I'll slug you.

Yeah, you know how your brother likes it.

Yeah, that's a good girl.

(grunting and mama sound)

(grunting and mama sound)

(grunting and mama sound)

(grunting and mama sound)

(grunting and mama sound)

(grunting and mama sound)

(grunting and mama sound)

- You like the way your sister sucks your dick?

- I do, she's doing a great job.

- Yeah.

- She's got all those guys and girls, I guess,

and she's having to overrun?

(laughing)

We got a lot of practice.

- Some practice, yeah.

(laughing)

You gotta send her off to college,

you know, knowing everything, ready?

- I guess.

(grunting and mama sound)

- You know what's up?

- So--

- Let's see your stroke game,

see if you've improved your stroke game.

- Mm, mm.

- Okay.

(laughing)

I think you are done.

- Okay.

- But okay.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, like when we used to play lead prog.

- Yeah.

- Okay, let's do that.

- You ever done this game?

- Sure.

- Oh, oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, wow, he hasn't improved.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

It's all the frustration, he's studying all the time.

- Oh, so much studying.

- Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that's a good job.

Keep that in your sister.

- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Well done, all right, mom.

- Yeah, you're doing a great job, son.

(groaning)

Yeah, thank you mom.

- Yeah.

(groaning)

Oh, beautiful.

- Take it easy.

- Oh, beautiful.

- Again.

(groaning)

Oh, my God.

(groaning)

- Oh, that's so good.

- Oh, so good.

(groaning)

Oh, my God.

(groaning)

- Oh, yeah.

(groaning)

Oh, mommy's so good at this.

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

- Thank you, dear.

(laughing)

That's what you've learned in college, son.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

(groaning)

Oh, God, it's so fun.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, yeah, give me that.

(groaning)

- Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's good, mommy.

That good day.

Oh, fuck.

(groaning)

Oh, shit.

(groaning)

- I'm gonna get my brother's cat.

- Oh, my God, it's so good.

- Right.

- Fun.

(groaning)

I can't believe this for two years,

come back and done this.

Oh, shit.

(groaning)

Oh, shit, I'm coming, oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

(groaning)

You're such a good boy.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Ah!

Oh man, ah.

A subscribe button.

Ah.

Oh, shit! Ah!

Oh, oh, my God.

Oh, you're so good.

Oh, oh, shit. Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, you got a set up, pussy.

Mom!

Mom!

Oh my gosh!

Kaneya

Give it back to mom

Oh my gosh!

Oh my God

Kaneya

Is she here with your sister?

Oh no

Oh my God

She's not going to make me come

Yeah, make her come

Yeah, make me come, make me come

, make me come, make me come

♪ Oh yes, yes, yes ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh my God ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

(upbeat drum music)

♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪

(Hannah groans)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, fuck ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

- Mom, I think I wanna ride my brother's face.

(Hannah groans)

- Yeah.

- Oh, you should ride his cock while I do it.

- Oh yes, you know, sharing is caring.

- I did teach you guys that.

I told you the importance of sharing.

- I'm gonna have my thing.

And you can ride it.

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

- Oh my God.

Eat your sister's pussy, baby.

Eat your sister's pussy.

- Oh!

- Oh, fuck.

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

- Oh, fuck.

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

- Oh my God.

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

- Oh my God, I'm coming!

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

- Oh shit.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

(Hannah groans)

Oh my God.

(Hannah groans)

Oh my God.

(Hannah groans)

You must be like that.

(Hannah groans)

Yeah.

Oh my God.

I'm coming.

Oh, you're making fun again.

(Hannah groans)

Oh my!

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

(Hannah groans)

(Hannah groans)

Oh shit.

Oh my God.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh shit.

Oh my God.

Bye!

the end of the video. We hope you enjoyed it. Bye!

[singing]

[singing]

Oh my!

[singing]

Here's a super fucking pussy. Yeah!

Yeah!

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

- I was gonna say you're telling me to kiss you.

Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking fucker with your tongue.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

Yeah, yeah.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

(crying)

(crying)

- Come on, come here.

(groaning)

Come here.

(groaning)

- Come on, come on, fucking man.

(groaning)

- Oh my God.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

- Yeah, I'm fucking up.

- It's such a good sign.

Oh, it.

(groaning)

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

Oh my God.

(groaning)

- I'll do the same thing to your sister.

- Yeah.

(groaning)

, oh my God.

- Oh my God, your sister fucking cuck.

- Oh my God.

- Migger cuck. - Oh my God.

- Migger cuck. - Oh my God.

- Oh my God. - Yeah.

- Oh my God.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck America.

- Yeah. - Oh my God.

- Oh my God.

(groaning)

- Oh shit.

(groaning)

- Oh my God.

♪ Oh, oh shit ♪

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

S訊.

Oh my god.

Oh S訊.

Oh my god.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, God.

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Oh, f*ck.

Oh my god.

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Yeah.

Give it to your sister.

Where she, like...

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- Oh no!

- Oh!

- Oh!

- All right, oh no!

- Oh no!

- Oh my god.

Oh!

- Yeah.

- We messed up the dance.

I love the fact of it.

- Oh man.

- Oh my god, oh my god.

- You can see that you were missing

when you were back in college?

- Yeah, so much. - Yeah.

(Amy hums)

- So, are you gonna give us your cup?

- Yeah, give us your cup.

(Amy hums)

(Amy hums)

- Oh my god!

(Amy hums)

- Oh fuck yeah.

- Oh yeah, give us your cup.

- Give us your cup.

(Amy hums)

- Meow.

(Amy hums)

(Amy hums)

- It's definitely a very welcome home.

(Amy hums)

- It's a nice little welcome home gift.

- Welcome home, brother.

(Amy laughs)

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