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[MUSIC PLAYING]

- Yeah, these dramas are really getting crazy.

- Have you ever seen this?

- No, I like it.

- This is a classic.

- Really?

- Yeah, this is old school.

- I like the TV too.

You just get this TV?

- Yeah.

- Spick.

- It was on set, though.

They had a special-- I don't know.

It was really cheap.

I mean, for the size, it's kind of crazy.

- Well, to be honest, it wasn't my decision.

- Ah.

- You're stepping on one of it.

Oh, we got it.

- She wants a lot of it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

- Hey.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Hey, how are you?

- I'm good.

How are you?

- Good.

We're just watching the new TV that you wanted.

- I mean, doesn't it look so good?

- It really does.

It's really long.

So I love it.

- Rico likes it too.

- Oh, so glad.

Yay.

You know, I was thinking, I do want to buy some more things

for the house.

So can I have your card?

- Sure.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, can you just--

There.

- Yay.

Thank you so much.

- Of course.

Don't go over the land.

- I won't, I promise.

- OK.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- What are you feeling?

She's taking advantage of you.

She does all the spending.

She just got this TV.

What do we need?

- What?

- She's taking advantage of you.

She always spends all your money.

- You think?

- Yeah.

I mean, come on.

You don't see it?

- I don't think so.

You really think that?

- I mean, yeah.

She wants to go buy more stuff.

I mean, I feel like money could go like some more useful things,

you know, like my college fund.

You know, I need more classes.

I got you.

Now, like, Eden, that she doesn't even help doing anything

around the house.

- Well, I don't mind doing it.

I'm a dream, you know?

- You really think that, though?

- Yeah, I wouldn't.

Come on.

We got designer sheets.

Like, we don't need designer sheets.

These are fine, you know?

- Yeah, I mean, these ones really wrinkly.

The designer ones don't even have a tool.

She has a point there.

- Well, that's-- I always get it in there, you know?

That's what I'm saying to you.

She takes advantage of you so easily.

- I don't know, man.

I don't know.

- Just watch the signs of Tony.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Now, now, damn it.

Now I'll be curious to see.

Because I don't know.

I don't think-- I really don't think that.

But you might be right.

- Why do you think?

- I mean, because all she does is just buy things and buy things

and buy things.

I don't ever see her have a job or doing anything.

I mean, you guys have been together for three years.

She hasn't even lifted a finger.

- She hasn't had a job.

- Yeah.

- Well, do you know how to fold one of these?

- These ones are a lot more difficult, man.

I feel like a step-mom should know how to do it.

She's too busy spending.

- Yeah, you might be right.

But you know what?

I'll make you a promise.

I'll just pay attention and see.

- Please, if I think that.

- Hi. - Hi, Svi.

- So I thought you were candy with the executive card,

but this is not the executive card.

Can we switch?

Can you give me the good one?

- I think I-- let me see.

I can't seem to find--

maybe I left it at the restaurant last night.

- Really?

- Yeah, I'll call them and see if I can,

but can you make this one do for now?

- I guess.

Let me know if they have a deadline.

I should call them.

- Okay, I will.

I will.

- Okay, okay. - No, thanks.

- Okay.

- We gotta do something about this.

I mean.

She spends all your money.

Why do you think she wants the executive card?

She-- you know, has a higher limit.

- You know, we're running.

- I know I'm right.

- What should we do?

- You know, I think I got an idea

of how we can hand our little gold digger problem.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- All right, let's try it, I guess.

(paper rustles)

Do you really think this is gonna work?

- Yeah, I mean, she's definitely not so low.

I mean, what other choices you got?

- Yeah, I guess you're right.

It's kind of like a pre-mult.

Or it's a post-mult.

- I mean, we gotta get a handle on this whole situation, so.

- I guess this is the best way.

- And you know, the best part is she's agreeing to it.

So, yeah, let's hope that she doesn't.

Or she doesn't want to sign one.

I guess we're about to find out.

- Hi.

- Oh, hey, sweetie.

How are you?

- Good, how are you?

- Good, good.

- What's this?

- Oh, let's see.

We'll show you in just a minute.

So first, I just wanna explain.

You know that you've been at the mouth for three years, right?

I love you.

But I really wanna be with you.

- I love you too.

What's going on?

- Well, so, I was thinking that maybe, maybe

that we have a couple options here

that you might have to start doing a little bit more

around the house, like to pull your weight, you know.

- Neat.

- Neat to start killing.

- What?

- I mean, you knew when we were getting married

that I'm used to being housewife.

Like I'm just here to be on the pretty end.

Have a good time.

And I was gonna need to wear this.

- Well, okay, let me explain to you.

So again, we just need like a little extra help.

I mean, I feel like Rico and I,

we do pretty much everything around here.

And you know, you just need to kinda chip in a little bit.

So we came up with two options.

There's two options before you get all pent out of shape.

But I came up with an option

and Rico came up with an option.

So you wanna take a look?

- Sure.

- Okay, so here's this one.

- What?

I need to get a new job within the first week

or all my allowance goes towards Rico's apartment.

Are you kidding me?

I mean, there's always this one too.

- Oh, what?

So you want me to have sex with both of you

three times per day?

I don't understand.

Like I know you can only handle one today.

Like and why are you involved with this?

- Well, like you said, I do a lot of the work around the house.

I mean, I cleaned the kitchen,

everybody's in the master bedroom.

I even do your laundry.

Like at this point.

- I don't know about this.

I mean, I definitely do not want to be working at all.

- Look, you knew this when we got married.

- Well, look, I know, but these are things

we can like work through.

And I think you just need to make a decision

which one you want, which one you like better,

which one you want to do and we can go with that.

- I mean, I do not want a job.

I don't want anything to do that.

So I mean, I guess like...

- Well, okay.

So let's go on a read them closer and take a closer look.

So I can give you a job at my company.

I can pay you a full-time salary for a hard-on job.

- I already told you I don't want to work at all.

That's like, I don't care how much I'm getting paid.

Like you could pay me a million dollars.

I don't care.

I'm not working.

- Well, I mean, this one has some stiff restrictions

as well.

- Like what?

- Like the three-timed apron.

Yeah. And even if we're tired and you can't do it,

you gotta still please us.

It's all your job.

- I just don't want to think about...

- Yeah.

- I mean...

- I'm sure, I'm sure it is.

- It's a job and I saw love trying to figure out

which one I wanna do.

Cause I don't wanna do any work.

- No.

- And if I'm like, I didn't do it until today

for both of you.

- Well, that's still not six.

- That's like, I don't know.

- You gotta sign one.

- Yeah.

And if you allow, let me keep reading, pointing out points.

And I have my, this is just like the electronic version.

So I can point some things out here.

So basically, the job thing is really good.

Plus you then you won't really have as much time.

You're going to shopping, sprees.

- Why would I want that?

Why would I want less time to go shopping?

Are you kidding me?

- You know, you would do understand that this is like a,

this is a long-term deal.

This is gonna last a while.

Yeah.

And you don't have to,

you don't necessarily have to get started right away.

There are terms on here, the date is,

what is the date?

I forget.

We can modify that according to the protocol.

But again, totally up to you.

I, what we need you to do is,

- I'm not gonna fucking do a stupid job thing.

- It works.

- Yeah. I guess that'll work.

- Whatever.

Okay. Again, you understand that this is a long-term deal.

- Yeah, I get it.

As long as I don't have a stupid job, it's only for you.

- Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, this one will get you out of work.

So there's that.

But yeah, so I think we're probably pretty good, you know?

- Aren't.

- Are you guys, do you have any plans for us to the day?

Or anything going on?

You're not going to shopping today, aren't you?

- Oh, yes. Are you kidding me?

You're going shopping every day.

- Yeah.

- You know me, are you kidding me?

- Yeah. Yeah.

Where do you go?

Are you, have any plans or anything?

- No, I mean, I'm just probably gonna do more homework.

- Okay.

- And I just got out.

- Okay.

Yeah. I, I was just gonna do a little bit of work here.

And, you know, just kind of,

I can get this back to the attorney.

- I can't believe that you're making it this

like a professional. It's crazy.

- Well, I'll get it to him and we'll see.

You know, he'll probably have it notarized.

- That's crazy.

- And turned into like a legal document, you know?

But, yeah, we can.

- I think 'cause it's all official now.

- Right. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I guess once you sign it, it's kind of set up,

you know?

So, yeah.

- Whenever I have to do it.

- Yeah.

This, this contract doesn't have to start right now,

either by the way.

- I, it's never.

- Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Like I'm not gonna do work, so I'll take anything I'll take.

- Okay.

All right. That's pretty much it does it then.

I think OE will pretty good.

- I think it works. Okay.

- I've never had a job in my life.

I'm not about to have it start now.

So, that's like, I guess an easy decision for me.

- Yeah. Okay.

- Even though I didn't want to sign either contract.

- Well, you're gonna get your shopping spree some holiday.

- You know, I'll do anything for that, honestly.

I love shopping. Oh my God.

I'm just staging right now about all the things I'm gonna buy.

I mean, I've bought so many things for the house.

I really just want to buy some things just for me now.

Especially like, if I'm signed this contract,

I might as well treat myself. So, yeah.

Okay. I'm gonna go for a new wardrobe.

I mean, I wear the same things, like,

once every couple of months, I need to shake it up.

- Well, I've never seen this.

- I know, as I was saying, like, this is something new,

but I like to rotate my wardrobe.

So, I only wear things maybe like once or twice per year.

And I'll probably only wear this one more time.

But I need to get more stuff to prepare for that.

- Okay. Yeah.

- Yeah. Oh my God. I love shopping.

- Yeah. I found it.

Do you guys not love shopping?

- No, I don't really care for it.

- It's my favorite thing, obviously.

Maybe you should come and find me.

- I mean, I could maybe come by once and see what it's all about.

- I hear a lot of it. You're gonna be so excited.

- Really?

- Yeah. It's a buzz.

- Wow.

- It's fun too, when you go out. Like, it's like a little,

you know, you get your stuff sent in.

Like, it's good for you. It's really healthy, actually.

- Yeah. I guess I can see that.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. Okay.

- I'm feeling a little family bonding.

- There you go. Good way to do it.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. And I'll see you when I'm done, right?

- It's gonna be fun.

- Oh my God. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

All right.

Well, I think I'm gonna go get dinner ready.

- So I'm doing it tonight, right?

- Yeah, it's your night.

- What are you guys feeling like?

- I'm feeling like I'm some salad.

Make a really big salad.

- Oh yeah, that's how I'm gonna do it.

You mentioned maybe some salmon. Is there salmon?

- Okay.

- I'll get started on that right with her for you.

- Thank you.

You're welcome.

- Lizzie, where's breakfast at?

- I didn't make breakfast.

- You didn't make breakfast?

- No.

- You signed the contract, though.

- But isn't that why? Is that the contract?

- But is your supposed to make breakfast two times a week?

- I mean, we got started in like a couple days or...

- Why, you said effective immediately.

It was on the contract and you signed it.

- Hmm. I mean, I've just been so busy, like...

- What? You're not sleeping?

- I'm out.

- She didn't make breakfast this morning.

- We didn't, she was like, we didn't decide like,

who was doing it what day. Like, how am I supposed to know?

- Well, you signed, you did sign Rico's contract.

And you agreed to it.

- I didn't say anything about like,

taste I'm supposed to.

- But I'm hungry and I need to eat.

- You know how to make food.

- I want you to make it.

Well, maybe here's what we can do.

We can decide who's doing what on which days.

- Okay.

- All right.

So you have two days a week, right?

- Yeah.

- So that's two, four, six.

That's only six. So maybe...

- You can go out to eat like one of the other days.

- Well, maybe you can do three days.

- What? Why would I be the one who does three days?

Why can't you guys do three days?

- We do stuff. All you do is shop.

- Like how does it do?

- I mean, it has a point.

- It's not fair.

- I mean, either way, like I could take Monday and Tuesday,

but you got to do at least two days.

- Bye.

- Yeah. Yeah, maybe three.

And I can do two, I guess.

- What am I even gonna make?

- Well, that's up to you, but...

- So you guys would be okay with eating fruit salad?

- Well, you know what we're like.

- I like eggs and bacon.

- I don't wanna make that.

- Well, you might have to search on the internet.

- Oh. - For recipes.

- You're not okay with just some fruit and nuts.

- I feel like that's too easy, though.

- I mean, why does it have to be hard?

- Well, it has to be at least something, you know?

- That is something. If you need an outfit,

let's give you like a couple of apples and some almonds.

- But that's almost like you didn't do anything.

What's the point of the contract thing?

- Well, if I wash the apples for you, like...

- You got to at least cut them up, too.

- Fine.

- I'll like measure out the almonds,

give you like the correct serving size or whatever.

- That would help.

- See? - Yeah.

- That's definitely a start.

- Okay.

- So, okay, who's throwing water on which day?

So I said Monday, Tuesday, I'll do that.

I'm up early anyway.

For school.

- I'll do Wednesday, Thursday.

- All right, when?

- So Monday, Tuesday, this is so much to think about first.

- I know.

- So he has Monday, Tuesday, you have Wednesday, Thursday.

I'll do Friday, Saturday.

- And we can go out on Sunday.

- Well, we said you might have three days anyway, so.

Yeah.

I mean, what, you want to spend more of his money?

- I mean, yeah.

Do you guys not want to go out for breakfast sometimes?

Kidding me?

- Isn't it easier to just eat at home?

- No.

- Right.

Yeah, I mean, I feel like maybe you can have Sundays

as of right now, we'll go out every once in a while,

but we're gonna assign you Sundays.

- It's not fair.

- Okay.

So I think that's what we'll do for now.

- Well, I'm gonna try extra ones on Sundays then.

- You what?

- I'm barely gonna try on Sundays.

- Why?

- I won't even watch the apples for you guys.

- You have to try a little bit.

- Fine.

At least it's something, you know?

- I guess.

- Yeah, and then you can, and on top of that,

I think you have to probably start doing a little bit

extra around the house too.

- What?

- I do everything.

I sweep, I mop, I clean the dishes, I mean, maybe-

- You're supposed to do that.

- You're supposed to do that.

- It's your chores, like-

- What do you think a housewife is?

Right, I mean, he does have a point.

- That's like, he doesn't call me that.

That's kind of rude, honestly.

- Wait, what is?

- I'm much more than a housewife.

I'm not a freaking housewife.

I mean, stepmom and your, they have duties.

- I do things.

- Like what?

- I mean, it's not like I just wake up looking

fucking gorgeous every day.

I have to work out.

I have to get the right makeup.

- Yeah, but what do you do for the house?

Like, all of us.

- I mean-

- Yeah, that's true.

- Isn't it so much nicer when I'm here, though?

Like-

- 'Cause everything's provided, you know?

- I mean, it's nice when you're here,

but I mean, it'd be better if we had stuff

and not just me doing everything.

- I mean, you're not the only one who does stuff.

- Yeah, I mean, dad does stuff.

- It's not like it's hard.

Like, you guys are better than us.

- You know, you don't do it.

Yeah, I mean, I work every day.

- I mean, I'm a woman.

I go through stuff like,

women get the short out of this day in society.

So why should I not be treated like a princess every day?

Like, I should be doing stuff.

- What, like shopping?

- Shopping is like, all I really need to do.

And it does take energy.

Like, do you want me to look nice?

You want an ugly mom like-

- I mean, no, but-

- I've been working through this.

- Still, you know, like, I put a lot of work into us

and the whole family.

Yeah, I feel like I don't really get anything in return,

you know, so it's, it'd be nice to have

shared a love a little bit.

- I guess.

- Yeah, I mean, that's one big happy family, you know?

- I mean, what do you want me to do besides make food?

That's already so much.

- Clean, move to help, or even a little laundry, you know?

- Yeah.

There's a lot, always a lot of laundry here.

I mean, I do know of this website where you can

have your laundry picked up and they clean it for you

and bring it back, so I'll just do that.

- That still sounds like spending Dad's money, though.

- Hmm.

- It's not that much.

It's fairly anything.

- (sighs)

How much?

- I mean, it depends on, like, how often you don't-

- You're following into this again?

I mean, come on.

Like, that's why we made the contract.

She has to do something.

- I mean, if I'm, like, calling laundry place

that's doing something, like, it's not like

I'm just sitting there.

- Well, I don't see that much of a difference.

- I would, like, get the laundry and put it into a bag

and then give it to the person.

- (sighs)

- Well, we could drop it off, too, but I mean-

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Exactly.

- You know?

- I don't know.

I've-

Still, I do other things, like sweeping and mopping

and cleaning is-

- Be. It'd be nice to help out.

- I mean, I think laundry's enough.

Like, if they bring it back, I'll wash,

then I can put it away.

And I think that's enough.

- I don't know.

Well, even today, like, what am I gonna do for breakfast?

- I figured out.

I mean, isn't this your day?

- Still, I don't know.

I just, I feel like you're still not doing much.

- I'm doing enough.

I'm doing plenty.

- All right.

Well, I have to go to school, sir, to-

- Oh.

- I need a ride.

- Want me to take you?

- Yeah, please.

- Yeah, I could do that.

All right, let me get your ass.

(gasps)

- Wow.

- What classes do you have today?

- I think it's just history.

I have a couple of finals coming up, but,

just trying to get a period for them.

History and math.

- What are your grades like right now?

- They better be good.

You're good.

- You're good.

- How good?

- Really good.

I mean, I'm not gonna be good.

I'm always top of my class anyway.

- True, true.

- Okay.

But it would have been helpful

if I had breakfast this morning.

- I mean, maybe if you just stopped complaining

and made it for yourself, you would have already eaten.

- You ready, Dad?

- Yeah, I'm ready.

Yeah.

- Can I have your card?

- Yeah, here you go.

- No, the executive card.

- Um, yeah, hold on.

- Thank you.

- All right, let's go.

- See ya.

- Hey, guess what?

I have the executive card in my head right now

and I'm trying to spend so much on brunch.

I'm starving and I wanna see you.

Let's go get some food.

It's on me.

All right, I'll see you in like, 20 minutes?

All right, cool.

I'll meet you there.

Bye.

(sniffing)

- Hey, I just wanted to give you a call.

- You see how it seems like, Mom?

- I had the most delicious brunch today.

(sighs)

I just, my mind is blown.

I have to go there together soon.

It was like, three courses.

I've never had a multi course brunch before.

I hate you.

Yeah, it was crazy.

I heard about this place online

and I had my mind to go for a while,

so I'm so glad I'm sending it to you.

You know, I use my man's card as usual.

It's my favorite course.

I can't help myself.

I'm just truly thinking about it still.

It was insane.

And you know, I had to get some delicious,

fresh squeezed orange juice.

I only like the fresh kind.

You know that expensive taste. (laughs)

It was so good.

And then I had some hash browns.

I had some french toast.

I didn't finish everything 'cause I honestly got like,

one of everything on the menu.

I was just too much to eat. - Oh, what a good day.

That's right.

- It's so smart. - Yeah.

- Grab something. - Oh, me?

- You did it?

- Did you, did you put it? - No.

- You're good, you're all right. - Sorry.

- Yeah, I'm so excited to go there with you.

I know I just want today, but would you be down

to go with me tomorrow?

I could eat there like every day, honestly.

(laughs)

- Mm, yeah.

You should look at the menu.

- Do you find anything?

- No, I was doing anything.

There's nothing.

You didn't make anything. - No, it's not my day.

- I thought it was your day. - I thought it was your day.

- It's not your night. - It's your day.

- Oh, sorry.

- Yeah, oh my god. - It's just eating it

and then finding it or stays out late something.

- And then after a bunch of your shopping,

and I've got so many things I can't wait to show you,

you'll have to come over.

I think we might have some matching outfits at this point.

We'll have to go together and we'll grab the key.

- Anything? - Onions.

- You make a blooming onion. - Yeah.

- What did you do to me?

(door opening)

Are you busy tomorrow or are you down to go

to a bunch of stuff?

- We can meet at my place at like, 10.30, so something.

- No, you don't want to drive.

I will send you a driver, you can meet.

- That seems to be a lot. - All right.

- Nothing at all? - Nothing.

- Yeah, don't drive myself anywhere at this point.

- You didn't make anything that we had in the fridge?

- I don't know, I'm not in charge of food.

- No? - I didn't make anything.

I don't know, could we close your shopping?

- Because,

strawberries. - Oh, well that'll work.

Or something, maybe I could present some parfait

or a,

pancakes or something. - Something, we gotta eat something.

- Sorry, my fashion is distracting me right now, but.

I mean, I'm, I think I'm gonna, I did just go

and I shop in speed today but after brunch tomorrow,

I think we should both go together and get some things.

- I don't know. - Oh, well.

Let me set the timer.

Well, I'll make something, yeah, it's just, you know,

let me make something, I can put something together for you.

Okay. - Appreciate that.

- You trying to go shopping with your wife?

Oh, you got some, you got some plans later.

We can do brunch tomorrow and then, how's that?

Go shopping either tomorrow night or like,

tonight's day out of the day.

Yeah, there's some things that I didn't get

'cause they were out of my size.

I told them to order it for me and they said to be in,

like, pre-separate.

So, off to sea, like, I'll call ahead and see both places.

If not, we'll keep us here, no.

- Almost lost anyone I can see.

I can't wait until she's here. - Okay, why are you so sick?

- No, honey, do you know where the chicken went?

- No. - No?

- No, I have no idea.

Sorry.

I mean, if you want to, tomorrow we can hit up

a couple of different brunch spots,

'cause I mean, I would like to get at the same place,

just 'cause I want to show you it,

but I pretty much ate everything on the menu already,

so I do want to try some new things, too.

Would you be able to go to a couple different spots?

Okay, good.

There are just so many new places in town opening.

I just want to eat our all of them.

Yeah, it was so fucking good.

I mean, we can just hang out all day.

We can, like, get dinner prepared.

Ooh, what are my favorite things to do?

- What was a bunch of onions, too?

- That's not sad. - No, no, no.

When I started this child,

I didn't have the time to say anything.

- They were in a vegan soup?

French onion soup? - Yeah.

- Should we cook?

- Oh, so good to see you.

It's been so long.

- Nothing in this house.

Crazy.

- Because I'm a good friend, sorry,

I'm trying to find out.

- You haven't? - I guess there's that,

the strawberries and the onions.

- Today, there are all the onions, but.

- I'll tell you about that tomorrow.

- All right, well, I'll find something.

I'll come up with something for us.

How was your day today at school?

- Yeah, it looked pretty good, you know.

The class is almost there, so the finals are coming up.

But I've just been studying hard, you know.

- Yeah.

Trying to do what I can.

- Yeah, I mean, that's all I can do.

- All right.

How's your day, dude?

- It was good.

I had a busy day at work, but a couple meetings and just,

you know, same old, same old.

I've run a company, it was all hard work.

- Yeah.

It's not easy, I'm sure, sure.

- Yeah.

I need another assistant, just too much.

- Yeah, it gets like that, especially being an archer.

- The boss, yeah.

I have other friends that told me the same thing.

Be careful going into business by yourself,

'cause you're the boss and you have no one to answer to.

- Yeah, I mean, it can be a good and a bad thing.

- Yeah, for sure.

- I'm so excited to see you.

Yeah, well, you know I'm just for this.

- I don't know, I think,

you guys are almost done with school for the year, right?

- Yeah.

- A couple more days, maybe like another week or 10 days.

- Yeah, like, I think it's like two weeks.

- Two weeks?

- Yeah, so like, as we're just gearing up for finals,

you know, getting all that ready.

- Yeah.

- It's hard doing all this studying, you know?

- Yeah, I remember, but my college is even worse.

- Yeah, it's just one thing after another,

that's kind of how it feels, you know?

- I don't know, yeah.

- That's a very specific story that you want to go to with me?

- I mean, would you go over there? - So, I don't know.

- Yeah, I really can't really share anything.

- I know.

- I thought for sure she was like done already.

- I was hoping to, I was starving after the day.

- Yeah. - I mean, it was a long day.

- Long day.

I don't know, just.

- I mean, that was the agreement, that was the agreement,

you know, so.

I don't know, we'll see.

- She's holding up close for her aunt, you know?

- Yeah, I'd say it's pretty good.

But, I mean, I see you too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- When you're doing my hurt, do you want to meet up later?

- I think, I mean, I have some time.

I don't mind sampling, I know there are some stars

installed and related to the weekend. - I see.

- There's honey, you have a seat.

Also, about your hair?

- I'm not going to the hair care, okay?

(crying)

I mean, I. - How was your day?

- I had a fucking amazing day, honestly.

- You did?

- Yeah, it was the best.

I went to a new branch place,

and I wanted to go to a two-foot-a-long town.

- Uh huh.

- And, I know I've been telling you guys a lot about it,

but oh my god, it's so good.

- What did you have?

- I had everything on the menu.

- Really?

- I just wanted to try everything.

I didn't eat all day, but I had a good bite of everything,

and it was insane.

Like, the best hash browns I've ever had in my life.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

- And so many French toast. - That's good.

- They also have these really good waffles too.

- Uh huh.

- Mm.

I'm trying to think about it.

They start with a really good fruit salad,

bunch of different exotic fruits.

- You love your fruit salad.

- Mm-hmm.

I mean, especially when it's exotic fruit,

it's so cute and pretty, it tastes so good.

- Which ones did they have in it, you know?

- Um, there was some star fruit.

- Ooh.

I like that.

- I don't know, the mayo, the other one,

I've actually never seen it before.

- Uh huh.

- I had some passionfruit, and some guava, self-licking good.

- Sounds good.

- That's what that does.

Oh, Rico had a pretty good day at school, he said.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, it was really nice, you know,

it was just a lot of studying,

so I didn't have much homework today, luckily.

- That's good.

- Yeah.

- More time for things out in the house, right?

- I guess so.

(laughs)

I had a busy day at the office just meeting,

same old, same old.

- This one's kind of boring.

- Yeah, for sure.

(laughs)

Probably glad you didn't take that off, or that contract off.

- Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go get my own, I wanna work.

I had so much fun, I went to a brunch,

and then I went shopping after,

so it was like one of the best days ever. (laughs)

- Did you get anything good?

- Yeah, oh my God, I got so many different bags

of things I'll have to show you.

- Yeah.

- I got some new lingerie, actually.

- Ooh. - Oh, an hour car.

- Which I think you're really gonna like.

- Yeah.

It's this set I have been dreaming about for so long,

it's really, really pretty. - Uh-huh.

- And then, I'll say that.

I've had a couple of different dresses.

- Yeah. - Which I think you're gonna like, too.

- Okay.

- And, I'm sorry, I'm already almost forgetting

the things I bought, I got so many different things.

- Yeah, I'm sure it sounds like it.

- Mm-hmm.

I don't know what else I'm gonna get.

I got those really cute new top.

- Okay.

And then, I got a couple different skirts.

- Okay.

- They're all pretty short, which I think.

- Ooh, nice, I'm gonna like that.

- Mm-hmm.

- I had to fire on my assistants today.

- Why? - Why?

- Because they just kept showing up late,

not on their phone all the time, just not working.

I needed them to work, really,

'cause I would have boiled down to.

- Uh-huh.

Yeah, it sucks.

- Yeah, it did suck.

But, oh well, I guess I'll have to find a new one,

which I put an ad out for today, we'll see how it goes.

But.

- I'm sure it'll work out.

- Yeah, probably.

I'm sure everyone's looking for work these days.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.

- You'll probably have to invite Smara.

- Oh, I hope.

- Mm-hmm.

- That's my wish.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, sometimes it's like that, though.

You know, being the boss, you gotta make hard decisions.

- I know, I know.

I know, it's, and you know, I don't wanna fire anyone,

but someone's lively good, you know,

but at the end of the day, you gotta do your job.

- Yeah.

Here comes Concealments.

- Yeah, exactly.

- I'm so glad I don't have a job.

(laughing)

- You definitely don't.

(laughing)

Yeah, but, you know, I think the new agreement is pretty good.

It's been working out.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- I think it works out really well.

- You're liking it?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Good, that's good to hear.

I'm glad it's working out because we weren't sure

how we wanted to do it exactly, and, you know,

it seems to be going quite well.

Yeah.

- You know, I do anything and I'll have a real job, so.

(laughing)

- That's true.

(laughing)

- Yeah.

(clicking)

- And new plan.

- Me now, just gonna get you something easier, man.

I don't know, I'm great.

I was thinking about watching that other movie

that we got the other day, but I'm not exactly sure.

- Things look great on that TV.

- They're good, right?

- You guys been thinking me for that?

- Oh yeah, we did.

We did, we did.

I mentioned to Rico that that was your idea.

It's really big, but the picture's great.

Oh, it's a lot.

- It's a good thing about giving me money,

and it can make me look really nice every morning.

- Yeah, that's true.

You are good at that.

I think we could get you a job as an interior decorator.

- No job.

(laughing)

- That's if you want a job.

Yeah.

Yeah, you know, you haven't done a lot of nice things

with the place, for sure.

- Thank you.

I know I have.

(laughing)

- Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

- Yeah, it's my favorite.

I'm surprised you don't like spending money as much as I do.

It's like, why would you not enjoy it?

- Wow.

I work hard for it, you know?

- Yeah.

Probably make it more fun to spend it, oh, wouldn't I?

- Maybe, you might have a point.

- I can't wait to make you guys shop in with me.

I'm late so much, man.

You guys can hold on, my dad.

- We'll work for us, right?

- Yeah.

(laughing)

- I feel like, uh--

- You think?

- I think so, I know, so actually.

(laughing)

- I'm excited to try it, I guess.

- Yeah, it's been so much fun.

I'm so excited.

- Yeah, I'm not gonna need to.

- Good.

- It'll be fun.

- I'm trying to see an oppo--

You guys, you know, we can have some new ones too?

- Yeah, of course.

- Yeah, I can pick out some oppo for both of you too.

Oh my God.

That was so much fun.

- Yeah.

Now, make them some food.

(laughing)

- What are you making?

- Well, I was gonna make strawberry potato pancakes but--

- What?

- It looks like strawberries might be a little bit holy.

- No, gross.

- I know.

- You say strawberry potato pancakes?

- Yeah, you've had them.

Remember that one breakfast place we used to go to?

They had them.

- Um, I'm not sure.

We used to go to so many different places.

We'll have to go back.

- Yeah, I mean, it's really good.

- It makes my heart attack again.

- Oh, shh.

- You know I love breakfast foods.

- Oh.

(gagging)

- Well, I think this whole thing that we've got going

is really working out.

- You think?

- Yeah, I'm happy with it.

- Well, if we had something to eat,

it'd be also really good too, though.

- And work out yourself.

- That's what we'll do at the--

- Yeah, welcome.

- We'll figure it out.

- Let's go out.

- Yes.

We can go shopping out there.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

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