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(TurboScribe.ai tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) I know it's been a while since we

had our little family out.

I actually heard the I'm going

to go use the bathroom.

Okay, cool.

Oh, um, I'm a size seven.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Yay.

I'm so excited to meet my mom.

I know, I'm very excited.

I hope she likes me.

Oh, I'm sure she will.

I'll see you soon.

She'll love you.

Oh, that's sweet.

I love that.

Yeah, I'll put a lot of love on

you.

She can't see me.

Hey guys, sorry about that.

Hi.

No worries.

Um, we need a seven and a half,

an eight, and an 11.

I've got your 11's here.

Just get another eight then.

Okay, you guys will be, uh, awesome.

Thank you so much.

Remember, I'm competitive, so.

I am too.

I'm not sure about that one.

I'm totally going to beat you.

No, not going to happen.

It's still going to happen.

I am the best.

You're not sucking.

No, that's you.

But, um, no, like, yeah, I'm gonna win.

If you're that confident, we can maybe make

a little bet on it later.

Okay, I'd like that.

Let's do it.

A bet of me winning?

I'm betting you win.

I think you're going to win.

I am going to win.

What do you mean?

You're not going to.

I'm way better at it.

I won.

No.

Yeah.

I will win, and then you'll probably take

me to dinner and all of that.

How about when I win, you have to

pay for everything the whole day.

Hi.

Welcome back, mom.

Thanks.

I was able to get some socks in

the bathroom.

Oh, good.

They didn't have your shoe size, so we

got a size lower.

I hope that's okay.

Oh, that is okay.

Not a problem.

Perfect.

Here, I'll help you put your shoes on.

Thank you.

So, Parker, have you gone bowling before?

A couple times.

I used to go bowling a lot when

I was in high school.

Okay.

Are you good?

I think I was.

My daughter's very competitive.

Well, I think we have a little bet

going on to see who will win.

What's the bet?

I said if I win, she has to

take me out to dinner.

If she wins, I have to pay for

everything.

For the whole day?

I think if she wins, you pay, and

if she loses, you pay.

I have to pay for everything?

Yeah.

That's not fair.

Well, I think it's perfect.

What size ball are you gonna use?

Probably a 12 or so.

I think a 12 would be good.

I might use an 8, too, in case

I went fast.

Oh, nice.

What about you, sweetie?

I might get like an 8 or something.

Okay.

You have to think about the name you're

gonna use.

Oh, a name?

Yeah, what name are you guys gonna use?

I think Hot Milk.

Works.

Yeah?

What about you?

Like 6ix9ine God or something.

I don't know.

Some cheesy rapper name.

I'll put Lidl in there somewhere.

I like that.

What about you, Aubrey?

I think BJ Queen.

I like BJ Queen.

It's original.

It's very fitting.

Yeah.

Alright, I'm gonna go look at the balls.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I gotta get my shoes on.

Oh, no, I'm gonna do that right now.

You can grab me like a 12, please.

What size ball did you want to get?

A 4 or a 6.

Yeah, I can't do too heavy.

It'll break my nails.

What ball are you using?

Did you find yours?

Well, I could use an 8.

We could try.

That one works.

Yeah, these two?

I think those two will work.

Okay.

I can share your ball, honey.

Okay.

I'm good at sharing balls.

Yeah, I'll just be extra careful.

This one's so cute.

That one doesn't have a weight on it,

though, does it?

Can't see one from here.

Yeah, I don't see one.

Might be too heavy for mom.

Oh, don't worry about me.

It's gonna be fine.

Just bring those two over here for right

now, I guess.

Okay.

Yeah, if anything, I'll just like not stick

my finger in those holes.

Sounds good.

Maybe we can find other balls later.

Yeah, I'll just put my hands around the

ball.

It'll be fine.

Yeah, perfect.

You want to start setting up the names?

Yeah, I can do that.

You're way better at that than I am.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

What name do you want to get?

Hot Milk.

Hot Milk.

Okay.

And then if I could be Little 6ix9ine.

That's a great name.

You like rap?

Yeah, that'd be funny.

She loves rap music, too.

I think I broke it.

Oh, you broke it?

I think I broke it.

Oh, I'll come and help you.

Mommy, help.

All right, let me put two white letters.

Oh, there we go.

Yeah, I see some.

Oh, wait, no.

Here.

No, I don't want bumpers.

Oh, okay.

I don't even know how I did that.

I want the bumpers.

Oh, no.

Well, then what are we going to do,

two names?

Mm-hmm.

Yes, there we go.

We got it.

Okay, so I have a bumper set for

you and then not for you.

Okay.

Wait, are you getting bumpers?

Yes, I kind of am.

Remember, you buy dinner if she wins and

you buy dinner if you win.

I feel like I'm getting the short end

of the stick.

Yeah, basically.

Okay.

These are good.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, and you get your ball set.

Okay, now we just got to wait for

the laser to turn on.

Oh, no, I forgot to put your name

in.

Oh, come on, Mom.

I put it in.

Wait, there we go.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

I think we're playing twice.

Okay.

So I did it double by accident somehow.

I don't know.

That's okay.

Double the chance of winning.

Yes.

Okay.

Guys, neither of us win and she does.

I don't think I'm going to win.

Not very good at this.

Plus the balls.

No.

Same size.

Yeah, it's like it's so good.

Love the balls.

Yeah.

Okay.

We get that.

Oh, should we order food?

There's an option.

Yes, let's get pizza.

Okay, I'm going to order the service now.

Call the service now.

Oh, I think we have to pick it

up at the window.

They'll let us know.

Do you want fries?

Fries, please.

Okay.

I'll get some water.

And a water.

What do you want?

Oh, okay.

Yay.

Oh, should we have chicken wings too?

Yes, chicken wings.

That's our favorite.

Mom knows.

Come on.

Like mother, like daughter.

Should we get one pizza or two pizzas?

Two.

Apparently very good.

Okay, we'll get two and then we'll need

like plates.

Ooh.

Ooh, dessert too.

Oh, you'll hold off on orders later.

Okay, after pizza.

Okay, yeah.

Oh, and there's like little games that you

can play too.

Ooh, which option do you want?

Ooh, second one.

Okay.

That sounds good.

Yay.

Oh, that was so much fun.

Yeah.

Okay, got that.

Yay.

Awesome.

Okay.

Oh, wait, now we have to choose which

lane.

Uh, we'll just do that one.

That.

Yes, okay.

Yay, we did it.

Yay, high five.

Schumer makes the dream work.

Absolutely.

Schumer makes the cum work, right?

There you go.

Yeah.

You go first.

You are.

Yes, he is.

I think I'll go first.

Yes, I like that idea.

Okay.

What ball are you going to use?

Just the red one.

The red one?

Yes.

Oh, that's perfect.

That's your favorite color.

Uh-huh.

You ready?

Yeah.

Yay.

That's so good.

She's doing great.

You're already losing.

Now I just need to get the ball

back.

Yay.

See, she didn't even need, she didn't even

need the bumper.

Yeah, I'm a pro, honestly.

It's not fair, though.

Like, you have help, though.

So do you.

I put the bumpers on accidentally for you,

too.

So we all have bumpers.

Well, then I'm definitely winning, then.

Oh, you talked a big game.

Perfect score.

Let's see if we can do it again,

though.

Yeah.

I think you can.

She can't.

All right, here comes your ball.

Yay.

Those bumpers are coming in handy.

Yes, they are.

Let's go.

Yeah, I put them on every single one

of them.

You're welcome.

I didn't know how to do it.

It makes it easier, honestly.

It does.

That's the way to do it.

It's so much nicer.

If I lose because you're using bumpers, I'm

going to be upset.

You're going to lose because you suck.

Don't worry.

Yeah, it's true, though.

We'll have to see.

We'll wait until I feel up.

Oh, my God, it takes so long to

come back down.

I know, but they're going to end up

charging us if you break it.

You don't have to just break it.

Please don't break it.

Don't break it.

We didn't even get through the game.

Okay, you got this.

Yeah, you got it.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, good job.

She did it.

It's fine.

Yeah, and she didn't even need the bumpers

for that.

I won't touch the bumpers at all.

Watch.

I can't wait to see that.

Oh, you're so cool.

Yes, you can do it again.

I bet you can.

Oh, I definitely can.

You ready for this?

You got this.

We all got this for sure.

Yeah, look at the little dinosaur on the

screen.

Oh, that's so cute.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, let's try.

Oh, you did good.

You did good.

I'm so proud of you.

Yay.

Uh-huh.

Mommy, I think it's your turn.

Oh, boy.

I don't know how I'm going to follow

that.

Yay, I got the ball.

You got it.

Wait, you got to wait for the whole

thing to go get set before you go.

Not that patient.

Let's go.

I know, but you can't do it again.

Yeah, they're going to charge us if you

break it.

Okay, you ready?

It's up.

You ready?

Ready, okay.

Yes.

Oh, that was perfect.

Yay.

Perfect roll.

I got it from behind.

You're up.

Let's end.

Oh, my gosh.

Look at that end.

There's a little dinosaur on the screen.

Yes, she's got it.

I'm so proud of you.

I know, she's a fair.

Oh, it's fair.

She's got it.

Oh, good job.

Yes, I'm so proud of you.

Yay.

You'll be fine.

Oh, my gosh.

I think so.

Your turn?

Yeah, but I've got to wait for your

ball.

Yeah, we'll wait.

Oh, wait.

Hands on.

Oh, let's take them off.

I just sat on the bare seat.

Oh, thank you.

On the thing.

Thank you.

All right.

Yay.

I'm so proud of this.

I'm going to do it this way.

Oh, here's your ball.

Really?

All right.

Oh, I can't do this with my nail.

All right.

All right.

Oh, no, it's a looper and everything.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Hey, you've got one.

Why do I have one?

One is better than none.

I should be better than this.

It's the nail.

It's the nail.

Yeah.

And the ball.

The ball is a little too heavy.

What?

Oh, look at the little dinosaur.

He's so mad.

You need to do better so he can

be happy again.

Honestly, who would have even gotten one?

Oh, here comes the ball.

All right, I'm going to try to do

a different spin on this one.

I think that's the problem.

You got it.

Um, all right.

This sucks being that patient.

Maybe if I do like a different spin.

Yeah, look at that.

Look at Roll.

You got it.

Hey, one's better than none.

Those nails.

Such a hassle.

You're still doing it.

I'm so in trouble.

Let's go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I mean, he's a little happier.

Let's do better next time.

Showing his support.

Yep.

All right.

Well, Parker.

You think it's my turn?

Yeah, I think so.

Yep, it's your turn.

I guess I'll go.

That ball is really heavy.

Be careful.

I'll do my best.

I'm trying to get that stand.

You got it.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, well, maybe if you put your shoes

on, you'd bowl a little better.

He's funny.

I'm so glad we did this.

Me, too.

It was so good.

But one day, I'm so glad you thought

of it.

Of course.

You're a great stepmom.

Of course.

I mean, I may be your stepmother, but

you're still my daughter.

Your boyfriend's pretty cute, too.

He is.

He's fun.

I'm glad we did this with him today.

Same.

Oh, you got your shoes on.

Yay, now you can bowl.

Now, let's see how you really do.

Just don't slip this time.

Don't mess up.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I still did better.

You got all of them down.

See, that's what happens.

Look at your little dinosaur dance.

Oh, it's so happy.

Aw.

Yep.

Well, while we're waiting for our pizza, what

are your intentions with my daughter?

Uh, you know, just seeing how things go.

Take it slow.

Just seeing?

I mean, she's awesome, isn't she?

Oh, no, 100%.

Facts.

I agree.

Yeah.

I mean, how'd you meet?

Uh, college?

Yeah, one of our classes.

Which class?

I think it was, like, philosophy or something.

I don't even know.

That was biology, right?

I didn't pay attention.

Clearly.

I feel like I'm pulling my teeth trying

to get information out of you two.

I'm sorry, Stepmom.

As soon as I saw her, all my

attention went to her, so.

I feel like it's like pulling teeth with

you two.

Where is that pizza?

Uh, I need to check on it.

Yeah, you know what?

That's a great idea.

Look at it.

Mm-hmm.

The pizza looks so good.

It's so good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, it's so beautiful.

I want to try it, maybe.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my gosh.

So good.

Oh, my gosh.

Mm-hmm.

Where'd you think you got it from?

Down there.

Lots of yoga.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, we should have probably told him that

he needed to grab the chicken wings, too.

Oh, probably.

Maybe he'll come back with it.

He'll be fine.

He seems really smart.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Where are you guys going after bowling?

Are you coming back to our place?

Yeah, I think so.

It'll be fun.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You know what?

I want to get to know him more.

Yeah?

You should come over with him later.

Yeah, I definitely will.

And we should do more family outings.

Yes.

Definitely a lot more.

Yes.

We have to plan our next trip.

Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Where do you think we should go after

this?

I don't know.

Bowling is fun.

Yeah.

But maybe we should do like a zoo

or something.

Yeah.

Let's go to the zoo.

Oh, my God.

Right?

We'll see all the animals.

Mm-hmm.

It'll be fun.

Yes, it'll be so much fun.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, he's back.

Oh, how's the pizza?

They said it'll be a little bit longer.

Oh, okay.

I got so excited for it.

I'm sorry.

No, don't be sorry.

I told them to hurry up.

Oh, well, you did good.

I wonder if they have those chicken wings,

too, coming.

They said they would be out with the

pizza.

Oh, beautiful.

I forgot about that.

Mm-hmm.

You know what?

They forgot your water.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I should have gone.

We can get that next time.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, they arrived with the pizza.

Did you ask for it?

So we decided we're going to go to

the zoo on our next family trip.

That'll be so much fun.

See some elephants and stuff.

Yeah, I mean...

Oh, my.

Oh, yes.

I really love the pandas.

They're my favorite.

My favorite's the elephant.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oh.

Did you have fun today?

You're a really good bowler.

Oh, thank you.

I had a great time.

I still won, though.

She did win.

She's always a winner.

You're a winner.

You got her.

Mm-hmm.

I think that makes me a winner.

Yeah, you basically got all of the strikes.

It's you.

You guys chose a good place, though.

I really like it here.

Yeah, it's so cute.

Oh, we'll definitely have to come back.

Yeah.

Ooh.

Good dick.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Can't forget those balls.

Never.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I'm gonna cum.

Oh, you're gonna cum?

Yes.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

I'm hungry now.

I know.

Oh, I think our pizza's coming.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, thank God we get to eat.

I'm about to try that.

Pizza with the wings.

Yes.

Let's go.

I think we should do it.

Yes, that'll be fun.

Welcome to the family.

I do approve of you and my daughter

dating.

Yay.

Okay.

Pizza time?

Pizza time.