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Hello?

Anybody here?

OK, this house should be vacant.

We're going to stay here tonight.

I'm going to study this map so we can get back

to camp in the morning.

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Do you think there's someone here?

We should check it out, right, just to be sure.

No.

This whole thing started because you two

wandered off the campsite.

We're sticking together all night.

OK, there's definitely someone here.

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Selena, stay quiet.

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Calvin, you're the camp counselor.

You should go and help her.

>> Fuck, okay.

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Take the map and meet me outside.

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>> Selena, what are you doing here?

>> I was looking for a knife.

>> It's an abandoned house.

Why would there be a knife here?

>> I don't know.

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>> I thought I could hit him by surprise, but then I slept and fell.

>> Whatever.

>> At least the monster's gone now.

>> Let's get the fuck out of here.

>> No, it's still dark outside.

We're not going anywhere until we have a plan.

>> Yeah, we need a solid plan.

>> But I mean, it's all your fault.

>> I know, I should have put, I was meant to come outside, but then, like I said,

I thought I could figure out a different plan and it just didn't work out.

I stung my toes, it was when the night was, we fell over.

>> Are you okay?

>> Yeah, I'm fine, but I think I was trying to scope out the situation.

>> Scope out the plan.

So, what do you have in mind?

>> Well, I was thinking maybe when it gets light outside, like you said, it's dark now.

If we come up from this side, and then we can go out the back and then round to the front again,

and I saw a pathway go into the left-hand side.

>> I saw a wide, wide offense down here, so I can't go that way.

>> Nightmare.

>> Nightmare, okay. Well, I mean, which way did we come in? Do you guys remember?

>> There's all your faults.

If you guys listened to me and didn't wander off the trail, none of this would have happened.

>> Come on.

>> We were just trying to have fun.

>> Yeah, we were just trying to have fun.

>> We were just trying to have fun.

>> No, this is not right.

>> I mean, maybe if we had a phone map.

>> Yeah, so I think this burp is there. I think that's where we are.

So if we head out that direction, I reckon we could get back to where we go from.

>> What do you think, Samela? I don't think Yamal is what she's talking about.

>> I don't know. I mean, we were trying to have the map to begin with, and we got us in this mess,

so I think we need a different plan. I think we should come through this side.

>> I mean, we don't have to worry about him anymore, so that's great.

I don't know. I don't know.

I think we came in the front here. So maybe if we...

>> I think you guys got us in so much trouble. You hear that?

>> Come on. We were just trying to have a good time again.

>> No, this has been awful.

>> I mean, we're alive.

>> Yeah, but we're going to go back. I have to answer to people.

>> They don't...

>> Everything's not fun, like how you guys think it is.

>> Maybe they didn't notice. You know, maybe we'll be fine.

I think we can make it. I think we can make it.

I think we should try... What about going higher up?

You know, that could work.

>> No, that was the opposite direction. And now we had some monster chasing us.

>> But he's gone now, so I think that could work.

>> Wait. You did get rid of his weapon, right?

>> Yes.

>> I'm gonna show you.

>> Well, we... what do you mean by "got rid of it"?

You guys are awful.

>> How about if we head it up this way and try to signal for help somewhere?

Your account can stay. You should have at least some bit of equipment on you that's going to help us out here.

How qualified are you?

You're going to seem very qualified.

>> I am qualified. You're quite.

>> So, what's the secret of your yapping?

>> I think if we went left, I mean we could probably even just like scale up the pod to our friends.

I mean, I've never done anything like that before.

>> That's a hard one.

>> That's crazy.

>> Look, no one else is going out any good ideas.

Okay? I'm having to... I feel like I'm having to head this up, this whole plan.

I don't feel like you guys are concentrating in terms of, if we go this way, he might still be out.

>> But it's really... ahhh... we missed the sunset. It's dark now.

I know if we're gonna survive the night though.

>> We're gonna survive the night. Have a bit of confidence, please.

I think we should just wait in the door.

>> I agree. I agree. I think if we wait till morning, we can, I don't know, put our heads together, try and figure out better plans.

>> Ahhh... something come up.

Well, what do you think?

>> I think I keep thinking what I'm gonna tell my superiors at camp.

>> Well you did fuck up.

>> No, you guys fucked up. I choose you guys so you guys won't get lost.

They'll bring you back, but you guys will keep following me.

>> Okay, but if you were a very camp counselor...

>> Agreed.

>> ... they probably wouldn't have gotten in this...

>> You can see the camp counselor license. Like this is ridiculous.

>> No, that's true.

>> Yeah. I thought you meant to have a license. All you have is a torch and a whistle.

Like I really don't know what's going on with this camp.

>> I mean, this whistle is doing hell with it.

>> True. That's true.

>> I'll give them that. You get a point for that.

>> The torch, the flash. Thank you, not so much, but...

>> I mean, this house definitely isn't even abandoned.

>> That creep following us around.

>> I mean, who is this? I don't know.

>> No, I think this house is on the market for sale. That's why we only have 24 hours here.

>> Ah. But maybe we wait. Maybe we wait. The real estate agent comes and...

I don't know if we can make some form of agreement, but maybe they can even drop us back home.

Yeah, maybe they won't tell us. Maybe they won't...

>> Nobody's going to drop us back home, gal. I don't know what you're talking about.

How long did we walk for before we got here? Like from camp, if we're making estimates,

and thinking maybe like a good hour or two?

What do you think? Like an hour? I think maybe two.

>> I have a lot of flashlights. I don't even know where it is.

>> Well, we can try and find it. Like you said, it's night now.

>> But when if you took it?

>> Oh, when if you took it. >> That's very true.

>> No, what if you took it? >> The creepy man that's roaming around the abandoned,

not so bad of a house. >> The more you talk out of the more I get upset.

>> You know that? That's your fault. >> Well, it's not my fault.

Like you said, we're having a little adventure now.

I'm sorry to say, but your camp is shit. It wasn't exciting.

We had to make up our own fun. And here we are. There's no point complaining now.

Okay? We've got ourselves into this mess. We've got to get out.

>> I reckon, when it is morning, hopefully something like a state lady, agent, man, they turns up.

And we can offer them the help. If not, and they don't turn up, I reckon we go for plan A,

which is go out here, go to the left, go around the corner, and then go back by the side.

What do you think? >> I think I know what I'm talking about.

I think you don't know what you're talking about personally.

I've been thinking those, but it's not here. I think that might work, possibly.

>> Everything's a good plan. >> I think so.

>> And if not, if it's not like, we can turn right.

We've got multiple options here. And we might even bump into something. We can't be the only camp.

>> I don't know. >> That's actually quite a good plan.

>> I don't care. Creepy don't we? >> I have this for boys though.

Yeah, I have this really sexy boy. >> All you guys think about is boys.

>> Yes. >> Boys boys boys.

>> That we have a council that know what they're doing.

>> Possibly, they might have licenses inside. >> That would be helpful.

>> There's no such thing as a license. >> Well, I'm completely convinced you don't have one.

>> I think we should try. >> I think so too. And if that happens to me, I've got boys.

>> Give them a vote. >> Who gets? I think I'd be happy to help them if you know what I'm saying.

I reckon, yeah, I reckon we go over there and we just keep walking and we've got to hit some form of road or city or person if we keep going in that direction.

I mean this looks more rural, but there could be chances of people being there.

>> Yeah, I think there's a camp over here and then over here. >> Okay, so we could do that. We could do that.

>> And we came in the front. >> We actually came in the front.

>> This path then is... >> Which, so that, yeah, I mean my plan there maybe, with advantageous kind of goes, that might not happen.

But there's gonna, you know, where there's a barbed wire fence, there's a gate. >> You're fucking right about that.

>> There's got to be. There's no way there was a fucking gate. There's absolutely got to be a way in or way out.

>> And you want to try that? >> I mean we could do, like you said, we've got to head that direction anyway if we want to get stuck, hand.

>> Uh-huh. >> And see those boys. So we've got to find a way out.

>> Hey, we've got to find a way too much. >> Yeah, we've got to do plan, okay? Mr. Kattler, that's what you were hoping for.

>> I agree. >> Men always try to come at them and take their phones. >> Excuse me, what did you say? >> Nothing, Mr. Kattler.

>> Yeah, that's what I thought you said. >> I think he just, I know, comes in with a whistle. I don't know if I did.

>> Oh, excuse me. >> I know, I've seen that teacher. >> Really? What did you say you were talking about? >> Nothing, nothing, I think this may be something. >> It's nothing, nothing is fake.

>> Did you even see him back at camp? Does he from camp? Are we sure? Are we sure we've actually from camp? >> Nothing is fake. >> You guys are talking way too much.

>> I'm going to study the map that I told you guys. >> You're going to get us lost again. >> No. And I'll find us back to where we need to be.

>> And let's not forget food. >> Or boys, or boys. >> Enough with that boys stuff. But we're going to first make sure that that monster is knocked out.

>> I dragged this body out, and I'm hoping that he doesn't find the weapon. That's what I'm hoping. >> You guys did get rid of the weapon, didn't you? >> Yes, I'm pretty sure. >> I did my best to help with some confidence.

>> Well, he doesn't have it anymore. He's gone so I think we're safe. >> I hope so, because you guys have been something else. You know that? >> What does that mean? >> You know exactly what that means. >> I actually don't know what that means.

>> I think we should try to get around that way. Head towards the camp, then head towards the boys. Then if I'm not there, go other way to the right hand side. I like that plan too. Do you like that plan? >> Yes, yes. >> He likes the plan. >> So I think if we do that, hopefully we've got to reach civilization at some point.

>> I mean, I don't feel like we winded that far off. It was only a couple of hours. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I reckon so. I think it'll be fine. I reckon if we... Yeah. Just keep walking. We've got to find someone. A cop. A road. >> A car. >> A bike. >> A bike. A motorcycle. A bus. A train. All methods of transportation. >> We didn't get a plane from the boat. >> Exactly. >> And we didn't come that far. >> No. No, we didn't. That's very true.

On the west side, find the camp, if that camp is open, hike up that road and then, if the map is correct, I think, like you said, if we keep going towards that way, they've got it in the morning, dropping off new campers, they do it every Saturday.

Exactly! And there is tomorrow seven!

Tomorrow seven!

That's good!

Yeah, I reckon, if we do that and then, if we don't find the bus, we'll find a fucking road.

I think we'll be up for the road. I don't really know if we'll find a road.

Exactly.

It will stand up. It will stand up, exactly.

And we'll find someone.

Like, like you said, weekend hiking.

I'm sure there's some form of family trotting around.

If we can get you here in the window, I can help you.

Yeah, I can, so...

You guys, leave now, here. I hear noises.

See, I think, if we head out that way, we've got to find a road. There's no way we're not going to find a road.

What were you talking about with that man? Show me.

So, I think, we're over here. That's where I think we are at the moment.

And so, if we head to the last, like Selena was saying, there's that other camp just around the other hotel from us.

Okay.

So I think that we'll probably find that. What do you think?

No, we don't care about that.

We'll just be able to... Yeah, but it's civilization. There's people there. You know, I know you don't, you know...

Well, I still go there.

Well, I think, I think it's a very, very good plan. Especially if we find people, then we can get help back to our camp.

I said goodbye. See?

See? Seconder.

Two together, one, sadly.

Any of what you guys are thinking.

Of course, if you hand him on to the torch...

He's a fraud.

Okay? I reckon.

I mean, we can even use you to run, jump right into the water.

Jump over the car for a fence.

Push us up.

No. With your big man muscles.

No, I'm not gonna push anybody up.

Personally, I think it's a great idea.

And then we've got to find one of the blue buses we came in on.

I think we'll find one. I really do.

You've got to be positive in these kind of situations.

I think there's the last time we're coming to this camp.

No, no.

Okay, well, what's your suggestion then?

We're all gonna get suspended from this.

Like I said, we're gonna find a blue bus at some point.

But just, it's gonna happen.

There's no way it won't.

A blue what?

I'm sure it was blue. It may not have been blue.

Blue bus? Oh my goodness.

What's your focus on?

Yeah, but that's how we came into the camp.

What's your focus? It's completely off.

Oh my goodness, you guys.

If my memory serves you correct.

I know it's a blue, but I'm really thinking about it.

I think it might be blue.

I'm really thinking about it.

I think it was yellow.

Oh!

I like the yellow orange.

Well, it's very different from blue.

Yeah, well, I don't know.

I was really scared. So I kind of forgot.

But now that I'm thinking about it,

I think it might have been yellow.

I'm gonna be orange.

Because yellow is usually for school buses.

Camp buses.

White.

White?

Yeah, maybe it was white.

Maybe.

It was white?

I don't know.

Your focus is so wrong, you guys.

Does that sound like you?

It sounds right to me.

And I feel like Mr. Cam counselor here.

He doesn't even know that buses came on.

Okay.

Yeah, exactly.

It's very fresh here.

It's fresh here.

I feel like we were fixed too.

Camp counselor, you're on all the fibs.

I think you guys can come up with a piece.

I'm gonna get in trouble.

I don't know what I'm gonna say.

I'm responsible for you two guys.

And I might lose my job, honestly.

Well, we're still alive.

But...

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Let's have another look.

This is taken from...

...from our angle.

Sure.

Beautiful view.

Look, see?

That just looks so much better to me.

I reckon...

We've been looking at it since the wrong angle this whole time.

I reckon if we go...

Left...

Left...

And then go round.

We'll probably be back in the bath that we came on.

I think so.

I really think so.

Or possibly,

if we go round to the right-hand side,

up from the left,

follow the ring but down...

We'll make it back to caramel.

I think so. What do you think?

Well, in that case,

I don't know.

But if this starts raining,

if it starts raining,

I'll get a free cow.

I'll get a half a fit.

Troll my tantrum,

tantrum.

I mean, I sense that it's raining.

But that may just be my nipples.

I feel like it's raining.

Possibly.

It's not raining now. I need more rain.

I mean, it was raining when we left.

It was raining when we left.

That's a good point.

I didn't bring my raincoat.

And we don't want to be in the slapstick.

That's exactly what we don't want to be,

is in the slapstick.

I'm sure that there might be an umbrella around here.

Hmm!

Maybe we could take a look

when we try and find the torch.

Or, if that creep is...

when we could steal...

Yeah, we might split the hoodie off.

I'm not safe.

He has a hat!

Here's a hat!

Are you giving a mask?

Yeah, I'm giving a mask.

Could use that, possibly.

That could work.

Well, I don't think a mask would be a good idea.

Is there a water in this house?

Because I'm really interested.

Really? Yeah.

There could be a leak somewhere.

There could be a huge leak in the pipe.

You're gonna be responsible for that?

No.

I'm gonna lose my job.

If anyone's taking responsibility for any leaks,

it's you.

It's me.

It's not your fault.

I think it's true though.

And also, since you're the responsible

camcounter,

is that safe?

Is that true, guys?

I think,

you've got a space of interest,

from which you've got a very nice kind ofness

around this house.

You're here for that, Mum.

That's true. Could've been him.

The leak.

It could've been him.

He was trying to drown us.

What was that? Was his full plan this whole time?

Maybe we just made some dodgy wiring in the house.

Maybe this next door.

That's how a lot of someone move it in.

Oh, we're creepy.

I agree.

I don't know if that's me either.

People are weird.

It could be just a neighbor or...

I don't know.

What do you think?

Ah, good guys.

I mean, even without it, you mentioned it,

but it doesn't seem like a problem.

I don't think so.

I think...

if that's the case, I think we should report

to the police anyway, but I think

that we should definitely

send the evidence to the real estate agent.

I mean, did you guys even hear him speak?

Did he say anything to you?

He didn't say anything.

He's a killer. What are you talking about?

Did anyone make sure?

He's a killer, though, lately.

Yeah.

He's a killer, though.

He's a killer, though. What are you talking about?

Did anyone make sure?

He's a killer, though, lately.

Yeah. Thank you.

I've had some madness.

Exactly. He might kill, kill,

but at least do it nicely, you know?

So I reckon...

This...

This isn't right.

Are you sure? Because I'm getting a much better view

of it from this way around.

Which way around?

I think we're going back where the whole time.

That's exactly what I saw.

Yeah. See, I think...

Yes, what do you think?

Are you actually listening to me this time?

Or are you going to say it wrong?

I'm not sure of my opinions unless you actually listen.

I'm listening. Go ahead.

Two ears open.

I'll take that as a yes.

Four ears.

Brilliant.

So, I think we should

go round the back.

But first, wait for it to get light.

Wait for it to get light?

You said something else before that.

No, no. First, wait for it to get light.

Okay.

Then go round the back.

And then...

I don't know. Just keep your head up until we hit the road.

If we all keep optimistic...

I hope you guys don't snore.

Mmm.

We're going to have to spend the night here.

And I need to get sleep.

You may have to use the sofa.

Because I snore like motherfuckers.

Do you like a chair then?

Yeah. See? There you go.

You can sleep on the floor.

Or outside.

Outside but it's raining. We're not that full.

Aren't we?

Yeah, no, true. True.

We're going to get a massive bollock in when you go back to camp.

You really are.

You've taken us away

from camp.

I mean, we've run around away.

We kind of wedded.

But that was like his responsibility.

But if you could get us back safely...

You know,

you could get us back safely.

So this is on my fault?

Correct. It's all your fault.

And unless you do something about it, you'll lose your job.

So...

I'm...

You can't lose a job you've never had.

Council.

I didn't have this job.

I don't believe you.

Show us an identification.

You guys are really pissing me off.

Too bad.

You've got to be serious.

But we'll go find...

And you guys want your way back.

I think we'll have a good time riding our way back.

I agree.

You can actually sleep outside tonight.

I think the boat's been made.

It's too against one.

And we didn't ask you to come here.

I'm the security here though.

Yeah, you father is not a security.

What do you have?

A torch and a whistle?

No, we go through training.

What's the training?

That's top secret.

The Council training is top secret.

Do you hear this?

For your information, you have the one that has map backwards.

It's not the right way.

I've been asked that before. See even he doesn't know how to read. Do you do... how's he reading?

Well you talk to read a man. I think if we're going from this angle upwards we're going to make some form of discovery of people or place.

We've got to! We can't be lost out here in the woods forever. There's just no fucking water. There seems to be no. Yes. And that's east. Yes. No that's west. No. That's south is south. I think south is a... Okay it's a north side way. No that's only a map. Oh shit. So if we're talking south west. What direction is that? Well we've... You guys want to know.

Are you gonna make helpful comments? So are your parents gonna be searching for you guys all this time that we have to stop the matter? Yes, yes they will be actually. So.

Yeah. I'm gonna get it written up. Yeah they're bringing new people into the world. Yeah exactly so that's what I'm saying. We can at least try to find the new people. What new people? The new, see don't even know how that works. Where the shipment day?

Exactly. New people come in, old people go out. It's just how it works. Are you guys doing what you're talking about? Yes we do, and we're gonna ask them. I think our sense of direction is pretty good. Well I definitely know up and down. That's the direction. Yeah.

So I have Projekt Drinks and start by

marking subjects here.

One way of derechos is to make sure they are

underlying your seal with Kent-LЛ sł foreigner

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How long do you think they should be here for? At least until they get fly.

Like you said. You know, we tell if you're going out loud, it's dark, it's wild, and that's just not the way it is.

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Well, I'm happy we figured out the direction. Mm-hmm. Because I know, I feel like you're probably more familiar with the North and South. I think I might be more familiar with East and West.

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I can't believe you had the math upside down. I know. I need to go there, I don't know.

I'm going to start- Kent County's a health- [Sounds of a bottle opening]

I guess they just hang those drugs under anyone's.

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I think he gave us the one. No! Yeah.

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I think it's my treat to stay focused. You guys are just- We actually found out what some good ideas have. It seems that you and I are definitely better than yours.

All our hope is Crapola. Crapola? Yes, Crapola. That's all I heard.

I think we have a pretty good plan and I think it is better than yours. I heard what you came up with. I heard.

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Upside down, back and everything. No, it's not upside down. Yes, it is upside down. I just fixed it. You had it upside down. I just fixed it. Okay, that's wrong. No, it was upside down. All wrong.

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How was I supposed to do it? How was I supposed to do it as a monster kind of jealous? Yeah, but you brought us to the dead house. That is cool.

You're not jealous. You could be a little French. Oh, you think I'm jealous? You could be. You could be a little like. You could be hard-hearted, scaring off.

The more I talk to you, the more I'm excited about it. You're gonna get more upset. When you get back, you're gonna get so jealous.

I don't believe you're not on my side with this. I'm not on your side. I can't be on your side because we nearly died under your supervision and she shouldn't have been here anyway.

You're going to have to come in this house. No, all the ones that said, "Here's the random house, that's the random house, this house is white. Let's go to this house." You're like, "This could be the lucky house."

And here we are. The only folks who died. Okay?

They're gonna look at the map again aren't you? I'm glad to know.

I reckon if we look at it from this angle, I see the plan is still the same. I reckon if we go, I'll screw that place that we came in from.

I know you're the bomb. You still don't know what you're talking about? I absolutely do. I think she knows better than I do. You're lying to me. Thank you.

Again, you're outvoted mate. Sorry. So there's just no way. I reckon if we keep going through the forest. I think that they can.

There may be boys there. Forget about boys. I don't know what you're talking about. They've got to be out of boys.

They'll probably take you there and it's better than you. Do they have campinghouses or licenses? We can find out.

Maybe there's real camp houses or that can help us. That house, that license. They can prove that. And they can get us home safely.

And then you can go back to camp and hold off. Prove what? You're getting on my back and they say, "What?"

You're a fraud. This is what we're doing. I'm a fraud. You guys were disobedient and you didn't listen to my word and you walked up to camp. Sorry.

And we were supposed to be by ourself. No, you guys went to go explore. That's what counts about finding yourself. Exploring.

Good times. Good friends. What else you mentioned? You said, "I'm fine, quiet, lean, twiddle or thumbs." I didn't come from things like that.

What did you do at camp? Exactly. You were in camp as a household. I listened to directions. Yes, I did. What directions?

Directions that I was here for my camp camp camp students. Exactly. I didn't even think you could read them up personally, but that's my observation.

No, you did struggle. I mean, but we did camp so you didn't hear them exactly. And we actually kind of get into a plan now.

We head towards our camp. We find a blue, yellow, white box. One is for two.

Then we've got to find some. There's going to be some. I know there's tubing nearby. But I can't preach, but they do that very well.

Tubing. We stuff to get home first. We talk in the long. No, but I'm saying that if there's a tubing outpost, then that might be another place that we can go.

It's like click to find our own spot. Exactly. Because the buses come through there all the time. And we there to every hour. The buses come through. Exactly.

We've got to think about, you know, we've got to think about outside the box. These, you know, the straightforward plans.

This one's got us. Where's it going? I can't say no more.

Oh ho! No more. No more. That's it. You guys are making me upset. I'm almost ready for bed and I don't even know if we can share a scene. We're definitely not sure.

I am so upset at you guys. I don't want to share a room with you guys. We don't want to share a room with you. We can have a talk.

Okay, I'll have a talk. I'll have a talk.

Alright. I'll forget some quiet time. I'll get some rest. And then we'll figure this out. I'm just going to see if there's a problem.

I can't talk. I'll ask you guys. Yeah, this one is...

Okay. Well, you're lying.

I apologize. That's all I'm going to say. But it wasn't...

You should have.

So you were going to see more responsibility is what you're going to do. That's not why you're not going to blame us. It's just what's going to happen. We're the clients in this situation. Okay?

We're the people from camp.

You're incredible.

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(sniffing)

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Well, we're gonna go to bed very soon because I'm tired of this.

I'm tired too.

Me too.

We had such a long day. I mean, we nearly all got bloody killed.

(sighing)

Because you've been listening. I said meet us outside.

Yeah, well, I was trying to do a little favour of walking, alright?

If I can walk, we will be in a situation.

Yeah.

But it's important.

But you can see it, I saw you drive your way, so we must be far.

But you never listen to me, that's my only-

I think we're safe, and she's gone. I think we're safe.

I hope so. I hope so.

It's not- you can stand there, I reckon. You can sit outside.

Like, let's go to the old dog, and make sure that we're okay.

You can sit peacefully in there.

I hope so.

Alright.

I think-

And I think we've got a relatively good plan. You know, the border lines of the plan anyway.

Yeah, I mean, I say fuck the map, you know.

I say fuck the map. I absolutely say fuck the map.

*Buzzing*

We'll take the map. We'll take the map.

But fuck the map.

Ideas go further than the map.

The ideas do go further than the map.

Ideas and life go further than the map.

The map is a tool to get from A to B.

Yeah.

Not a very good one.

Not a very good one, because we've had it up here.

So this is the map- there we go. Play the map.

It's the map store.

You guys want me to-

They gave you a good fact of the map.

They gave you a good fact of the map.

A little tag on the map, a little drawing.

We're not getting the following.

We can burn it.

We can burn the map, burn the map. Burn the map.

Burn the map.

See, there you go.

I'm just-

I'm just mad at the idea of the ideas.

I agree.

He can't think outside the box.

He can't think outside the box.

You're an A to me, come on.

We're an A to C to D to A to G.

We give them all out for the day.

Exactly.

A to B, we got the x.

You're thinking two bits.

We need to do bits, I reckon.

I'm joking.

Yeah, well, too bad. You can see that side.

Excuse me.

She and I will stay inside.

Like you said, you can't do a store.

I'm a store.

That's not my phone.

How bad is it?

A bad day's fine.

I know it's a 10 out of 10 bad store.

I'm gonna warn you that it's ice out.

Well, I mean, I smell a little bit, but I talk in my sleep.

Perfect, you can talk at our store.

And you can keep guard outside.

Why did you say?

You can keep guard outside.

Because if that's up to me, yeah, it comes back.

She's not coming for me, it's hanging around her.

There's no way.

My sheet hiding worked perfectly.

Okay?

Yes.

You didn't see me.

I was like over the blanket hiding.

I mean, he always married you, so there's a lot of...

Well, how I see it is that was all never gonna happen anyway.

It's all written in the stars, these kind of things.

I was never gonna die.

You guys were always gonna jump out and save me.

So I wasn't about to die personally.

I didn't do that anyway.

You're right. Your time will come when your time comes.

Exactly.

And that was not your time.

You did it!

It was my time.

What the f**king time?

Exactly.

It wasn't my time earlier, but it wasn't your time earlier.

It wasn't our time to die.

It's not our time to die.

Exactly.

We have made it, and now we just need to make it out of the woods.

Are you proud of us, Care Councilor?

Not really, I'm not.

Oh, come on.

I understand you.

Oh bollocks.

We survived a killer.

Have a day of optimism about you.

I think we did the right thing.

I think we did the right thing.

I agree.

I think we really did the right thing.

I think we did the best thing that we could have done to make the best decision.

100%

And tomorrow we'll make an even better decision when we find a way out of it.

Matt or No Matt?

Can we get ice cream again?

Absolutely, we can get ice cream.

Do you know who put ice cream?

No, boys.

Oh, I have a lot of ice cream.

The best ice cream ever.

No ice cream for you.

Do you think we have popsicles?

Possibly.

I can definitely go for a way.

I could go for a huge popsicle right now.

Oh, just all over me.

I can suck it.

Oh, I'll cool me right down.

That would be so nice.

Be grateful.

You'd dribble over me.

I'd love a popsicle right about now.

That would be great.

Ice cream.

That would be lovely.

Wait a second.

Did you hear something?

This map.

I mean, you know, if we only had self-reception you could have called Camp.

Have you checked for your room?

I haven't tried that.

That's nothing more than that.

That's right, sure.

I can see on that side.

If we go up that way, that's what I'm talking about.

Then we go back to Camp.

You made enough suggestions.

Yeah, I think.

Let's just comment down.

We all have to be on the same team.

You know what I'm saying?

Because this hasn't moved and I'm just very disappointed as all.

Okay, but you saying that makes us feel like we're not on the same team.

Well, something.

I just want to say I apologize if I've etched you guys down.

I mean, you know, should we forget him?

Love.

I don't know.

I think this is something that's going to be emotionally traumatizing for a long time.

Hey, but you guys were at fault as well.

So it's not all on me.

Okay, but we were just trying to have a good time.

Yeah.

And you had to come all up in here and just, you know, bring up the whole idea, bring up the plan.

You have to stand.

You are gonna like, I don't know, we're gonna have a fun girls night.

Again, with the girls night talk, you guys should be focused on what you guys did wrong

and how you guys can be held accountable.

Just because you're worried because you're gonna make it held accountable.

Don't pass the blame.

Understand the blame.

Soak in the blame.

Feel the blame.

And then you won't feel so bad.

This is a guilty night talk.

Acceptance is, is prior to the process.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I don't think he's gonna accept or more than accept the acceptance.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Well, um,

I think we're heading in some form of direction.

Yeah.

Like if we go out there that way.

I reckon.

I think there's also cute boys at camp.

Uh-huh.

At camp chat.

Did you?

Mm-hmm.

Well.

So we have a lot of experience, right?

Uh-huh.

We didn't get murdered, so that's a start.

True.

That's true.

No murdering.

Yeah.

It has occurred.

And we got our time to hang out together.

We so did.

Yeah.

It's just been lovely.

So I mean that's the whole reason I went to camp was to try.

Have more girls, guys.

Make more girls.

Yeah, exactly.

I hope you guys were new friends.

I did.

And, and, and this is part of the experience.

Getting lost, it's, it's part of the allure of going to camp.

Yeah, it's not, it's not how fast you get there.

It's the journey.

Yeah.

You know, how long is that?

It's the climb.

You know, it is the climb.

It is the climb.

It is the climb.

I'm happy we didn't make the decision to climb that fence.

Yeah, I mean.

What fence?

The Barb's Warrior fence.

Yeah.

Duh.

Duh.

Obviously.

The only fence that we've been talking about.

Yeah.

And I think it doesn't look like it.

It's just that we're not paying attention.

See, I think, yeah, like I said, if we go out that way, we can come background, maybe

go to camp, Chad.

Yeah, okay.

We should go to most of our, yeah, those people is there.

I know there is.

Yeah, see, if we keep going past that way, we get to the main road anyway.

I think, I think that's what we've got to do.

We've got to go that way.

We've just got to.

Like there's no other option.

If we go left, we go right, we go to camp, Chad.

We go right, we go left, we go to that other camp, what was it called?

Camp Pesto, wasn't it?

Camp Creek?

Yes, Camp Creek.

No, I'm going to Camp Creek.

I'm hungry.

I don't know where I got Pesto from.

Why don't you talk about stopping food?

Oh, see, I'm so high again.

I'm going to go to Camp Creek.

I should go to Camp Pesto.

We should go to the Italian food.

We too, I want to be at Camp Pesto.

I think we should, I don't know, Camp Chad is calling my name, but like Camp Creek.

I don't know why.

I mean, I heard that there's cute boys there.

Okay, well if there's cute boys, that should be our main priority.

You know, never mind the killer, never mind anything else, there's boys on there.

So if we go left and right, is that what we're saying?

We agreeing on this?

East is an agreement?

No, we're not agreeing on this.

No, not at all.

East to West.

We're not going to agree on this because this idea is stupid, I tell you guys.

You guys don't know what you're talking about.

We do, we do.

We've been looking at the map.

I don't know, I thought we said fuck the map.

Yeah, true, we did.

That's so true.

We did say fuck the map.

Because we're going to be outside of the box.

It's not upside down anymore, is it?

I heard there's also cute boys at Trump Europe.

Trump Europe, yeah.

I heard that there's good food.

I can't eat.

Me too.

Can't put, excuse me?

To Turkey.

No, they do like Turkey hunting.

They there, and their Turkey's really good.

It's like some of the best in the country.

Wow.

Okay.

Wow.

Well I mean, we should stop.

I mean, if we're trying to…

I mean, I feel like if we made…you know this was a whole adventure, so we may as well

just prolong the adventure and on our way back just like go to our district and get…

Well do we get camp tour?

Exactly, let's make this into a fun experience.

We had the horrible experience at this horrible house which was chosen by that guy.

And then let's make this into a nice adventure.

I know.

Well I'll forget about that adventure.

No, just because you're getting told off, okay.

Because I'm responsible for you guys in the first place.

Look, I think, I think we just…

Let's get the map out of your home down on this side.

You guys better just lay down there.

Fuck the map!

I'm tired of this.

Fuck the map!

It's like you are saying.

So you guys are going to be in trouble.

You know that?

No, you're going to be in trouble.

You're the counselor.

We don't have any job to lose for it.

Exactly.

I think you guys should be grateful.

I'm happy that we ditched the map and I'm happy that we…

Yeah, me too.

We were in this journey together.

Me too.

Me too.

I'm glad we won this journey together.

I think when the sun comes up we should go on a little camp tour.

I agree.

I think that would be so good.

I can fuck off.

I agree.

I agree.

You can go to some ice cream.

Maybe it doesn't get all over me.

Yeah.

That would be awesome.

You know I was thinking you did get rid of that machine, right?

Fuck!

Look!

Ahhhhhhh!

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