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okay

it's noisy as hell sorry this is the only spot i could find last minute you

know but we can make the best out of it all right we got brought so many things

and stuff to do and i also brought you know my girlfriend uh

yeah we see that i know i should have asked first but

you know she walked in on me while i was playing cam simulator and

she actually seems to take an interest in us so she's just dropping you off

no she's actually uh spending the night with us

what i know i i know we have one rule but like

i thought i could bend it you know just for my girl i do

you know how how was the road trip for you guys you guys make it you all right

yeah we made it here all right there's enough freeways around here we could

have taken a fucking plane flight is okay i'm glad that we're all here in

safe though it's kind of getting a little hot hey

babe you want to take your clothes off it's pretty hot uh yeah

so what kind of things you guys got planned for today

oh you know just the usual playing guitar setting up the tents

you know all that i'd like to be collecting fireworks and uh there's no

fucking forest around here it's already wrapped up

oh there's a there's a lake just to hike down you know there's a lot of cool

things that we can do oh we can hike from here yeah

yeah we just gotta watch out for the wildfires

you know make sure all of our trash is clean

and i'm pretty sure my girlfriend is gonna have to fit right in with us you

know she loves camping just as much as we do can't wait to go hiking

yeah yeah i'm not sure you got the right shoes yeah

see if you can keep up oh that's why we're here to help her you know what i mean

we've got to you got to show her the roots and stuff you know there's a lot

of tips that she's got to know yeah we're gonna be showing her a lot

so hot out there it's like we're camping in an oven

yeah it is pretty hot and there's no lake no river nothing to jump in like

what i said out in the wild i wish i could jump in the water

look at those flowers they're so pretty

yeah that's why i love camping it's so abundant in nature

i love nature yeah so much about nature we appreciate here

and the wildlife it's crazy all right well let's finish set of

potential yeah i guess we'll show her how to set up the

old tent you have a tent? no

these poles are the main support system you gotta bend it bend it bend it bend it bend it

to reach this look it's difficult it's way down there yeah i got it you gotta feed it through

there you go you're gonna reach put the little peg in the little hole a little

you're learning so much babe yeah i'm gonna build a tent

listen to the stupid video game version

like that yeah yeah be nice

what the heck is that? we can literally put a roof over our heads

i love how big you're already doing so great

okay now we want to decide where do we want the door

i think so because we can still spin it right now yeah where are we going in? uh let's flip it round

we want the downsides right around so it's facing the bench and then we can kind of go

from the bench you always have to be very a good critique on how you set up your tents out in the camp

very important about the placement we already checked the ground there's no like roots or rocks

stones or nothing you know it should be good to lay on it should be good

yeah so let's say you set up a tent wow it's such a big tent i love this tent

yeah well lucky we can all sit in there because we didn't know you were coming here

yeah i think uh we got the big one yeah lots of room in here and let's maybe she should get a little younger

we could all be the bullies and then you can have her own tent my own tent my own tent that's a good idea

look she's dumb yeah you don't mind she doesn't mind sleeping in the

little yellow tent i don't know i feel a lot better if she's with us you know has the

retention because we're kind of out in the nowhere you know are there bears out here nowhere i can hear a plane going over

well you know just i mean whatever you're cool with babe

see how you like it we'll set the yellow one up and then you'll see you know okay you need help

whoa this is what i do you know what you're doing i i know what i'm doing yeah you just put the hole in the hole in the hole

exactly the hole in the hole like that yeah nailed it nailed it hey that's one

yeah i want your um attention to detail

okay good job okay see if you'll be happy in here on your own did she have her own sleeping bag or

oh i'm pretty sure we got to see you back for everybody i go in there now yeah just have a look see if you like it

we'll just be happy with it see you later hey there you go oh we can still hear

what are you doing don't trap me

okay hi hi i think she's gonna fit in really good with us she seems to be very passionate about camping

yeah we'll see oh okay okay yeah why don't you tell her some of your craziest camping experiences

remember when the three of us you went on the craziest wild adventures what wouldn't it be cool

to have someone new to experience that with us remember that time we were chased by a grizzly pair

and you did this crazy scream and like scared him off right we were in the craziest situations

together you know we got through it together you know yeah we got through it together because we're all guys

i'm not a lot of fun

maybe she can stay with us in the big tent in the big boys big maybe big maybe clark

we love camping

even though he brought a girl

we don't want her here

this was a guy trip

oh we love camping camping is fun

we love camping

camping is fun

hell yeah we love camping i love camping camping is fun

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learning. We'll have a go. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

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I got a good teacher. Wow. Killer.

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We don't have any raccoon problems while we're out here.

- Raccoon problems?

- Yeah, and those pesty squirrels.

They're getting in your food.

- I was camping in Australia, New Zealand.

There's possums.

I've never seen a possum before.

- Oh really?

- Yeah.

- The ones with those bare tails.

- The ones that play dead.

- Oh, all right.

Get 'em up from a nap.

- Good morning.

- Come back.

- Are you out, Cole?

- Good, quick little nap.

- It's snoozing.

- It's just snoozing.

Little snooze.

- So take a piss.

- Hey.

- Mm.

Let me test out this ultralight sleeping bag.

- Oh, really?

- I am ultralight.

Don't you know?

- Hey, you're ultralight.

- Mm.

(laughing)

Less than 10 pounds, that's ultralight.

- No, you're not.

- No, the, she doesn't know anything.

The base weight of your backpack is less than 10 pounds.

- Well, yeah, that is really weight.

- Mm.

- That's the goal, less than 10 pounds.

- Less than 10 pounds.

Yeah.

Is that a cardinal?

Mm, penny.

- Bird spotting now?

- Yeah.

- Oh, there's a lot of different birds

that you're gonna be able to see out here all camping up.

Those woodpeckers can be really loud though.

- Oh.

- Ba ba ba ba ba.

- Oh, yeah.

- They love their wood.

(laughing)

- Mm.

- Mm, you like your wood, huh?

- Mm, mm, good.

- All right, here we go.

♪ Down down down down down down down down ♪

Copyright in that tune, by the way.

(laughing)

- You're gonna need demons from it.

(laughing)

- Ah, you're so dirty.

- Dirty girl.

- Dirty girl.

- And you're out there in the wild.

- In the wild.

- In the wild.

- We're not in the wild, bro, we're out in the fight.

- Yeah, yeah.

- I'm trying to keep it all the experience a little more real.

Camped by the air for it.

(laughing)

(humming)

- Yeah.

- Oh, your nails match your hair, huh?

- I do.

- You've always gotta think ahead because if it goes dark,

it's too late to collect your firewood, you know?

- Oh, it is getting kind of dark.

We should get all of our stuff and start setting up.

- Yeah, well, we need to build the fire.

We've got a little wood.

- Hmm, all right.

Well, we should start setting up all the food then,

and getting condiments out, get ready for dinner.

- I'm gonna find some kindling,

and some exotic stuff. - All right.

- Come on, baby. - Dinner time?

Smaller, Lola.

- Let's go.

- I got it. I'll be in charge of the fire.

- Hot dogs!

- Wow, it was a really great camping day today.

- I'm so glad all your friends liked me.

- Oh, I'm so glad too.

I really thought it was gonna go out in some weird way.

I think they really like you.

- Yeah, I fit right in with you guys.

- Yeah, you do.

And you can finally come all of these camping adventures

with us.

- I love that. I love camping.

- Oh, thanks.

I'm so glad you like it.

- Yeah, I'm spending time with you guys.

- Babe, you're so amazing.

You made all the activities just 10 times better.

- It's a bear! Oh, my God.

- It's just babe, there's no bears.

- No, I saw a bear for real.

- I swear. I swear.

- There's a bear outside the tent.

- It might be one of the guys.

Here, look.

Come on. I know you're out there.

- Bear!

- What's up? See, I told you, they play this trick on me

every time I go out camping.

- You're not a bear.

- I'm not a bear. You scared me.

- I'm a bear skin. I'm not a bear.

- Yeah, it wasn't gonna work on me this time.

- I wanna go there.

- We'll get you. We'll get you.

- I was just telling her about all the fun stuff we did together.

- Oh, what is the motto is gonna be really fun?

- That sounded like a bear. Did you hear that?

- That was probably a bear.

- Bear? A real bear?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

(screaming)

- Look at his face. Look at his face.

(laughing)

- That's what you're gonna do.

- I knew this. I knew this.

- You do this to me every trip.

- Were you scared?

- I was really scared.

- I wasn't scared. I swear.

- Don't worry. We're nice.

- They play this trick almost every freaking year.

They keep on forgetting. There's no bears in this area.

- We're good bears.

- Good bears? Nice bears.

- There's no bears that's close to the airport.

(laughing)

- Oh.

- There aren't any other animals we gotta worry about, right?

It's for bears.

- Possums? Do they have possums in the Marathon now?

- Yeah, we got possums here. Yeah.

- Never met one before. Just trying to steal my oats.

- I think they look different.

- Yeah. I'm not sure. - I felt it in your...

- Possums. - I was like, hey.

- Hey!

- We don't have them in England.

- They're real sneaky. - Oh.

- So when I was in, uh, New Zealand Australia,

I was like, I heard it. I turned the light on,

and I thought it would run away.

It just stayed there looking at me.

(laughing)

It was creepy.

- Yeah, I fucking hate those things here.

- You've had a possum experience?

- Oh yeah. I saw it from taking it through my trash can.

- Right.

- They're more common than you think.

- But they're so cute.

- Yeah. They're pretty nice cheeky creatures.

(laughing)

(sighing)

- Is anybody hungry for burgers and hot dogs yet?

- Oh yeah. I don't know. I'm a little...

I'm a little full on the s'mores that we ate.

You guys couldn't stop talking about 'em.

- Hot dogs.

- Yeah? Who had s'mores before hot dogs?

(laughing)

- Get your sugars in. It's good for you.

(groaning)

(groaning)

- You know, there is one thing we missed about our s'mores, though.

Our campfire stories. We used to come up with the best ones.

What, babe, you got any crazy sightings around camp?

- One time I really did see a bear.

That's why I'm so scared of them.

- What kind of bear was it?

- A black bear.

- Whoa. I think.

- Those are pretty big.

- Yeah, they're really scary.

It came running out through the woods,

and me and my friend were like, "It's a bear!"

We just ran away really fast.

- Don't worry. That's never gonna happen around us.

- But you're not really supposed to run from bears.

I don't think you're supposed to scare them.

Like, "Ugh, I'm being scared."

- Yeah? Oh yeah. I need to learn from these guys.

- Really? They teach you a lot?

- Oh yeah.

- Make yourself look big.

- Make yourself look big.

- Make lots of noise.

- Oh rawr, rawr, rawr.

- Don't look tasty.

- Don't look tasty.

- Black bear, though, they just want your food.

- Oh, yeah.

- They're not gonna eat you. Grizzly will eat you.

- They just want biscuits.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. Get your biscuits down.

- All the s'mores that you left out.

(Gibberish)

Look, I'm smelling them from miles and miles away.

- We didn't think they'd go fishing today.

Can we go fishing tomorrow?

- Of course. There's a great lake not too far from here.

Just don't swim in it, you know?

- Why?

- I heard there's some crazy bacteria and amoeba in there.

Don't worry, the brain-eating amoeba is gonna start.

- What?

- Yeah.

- Because--

- I thought this was you talking about--

- I felt like, huh?

I never heard of this.

- Brain-eating amoeba?

- Yeah, don't worry. They'll get hungry, though.

You don't have to worry too much about it.

- 'Cause I don't have a brain.

- You can stay right there.

(laughing)

- Do you like apples? I think.

- Yeah, I like apples, but I like other things, too.

I'm not just a one-dimensional man. (laughing)

- Apple blackberry crumble. That's a good one.

- Whoa.

- I love it.

- Next level.

- Mm.

- Some good camping. I'm not, uh, I'm not hating that you're here,

crazy, anymore.

- Yeah, how do you like your first camping experience with us?

- I've seen a fun camping experience in the whole world.

- Yeah.

- See guys, I told you she was gonna be cool.

- Mm.

Mm.

You still gotta sit down with you guys,

and you like me so much.

- Of course, babe. - Mm-hmm.

- You're amazing.

(sighs)

She's fitin' right in.

- Yeah, we'll have to go get some blackberries and blueberries.

- And nuts, yeah.

- Did you know you can eat the blackberry leaves?

- No.

- An emergency? You mix them together, make it a meal.

- Really? Yeah.

- I know they often use raspberry tea, or like leaves as a tea.

- Tea? Uh-huh. - I like tea.

- I think it's good for menstrual cramps.

- Oh, I get those.

Fun facts.

But I really. (laughs)

- Mm.

It's so cool you'll set the big tent.

- Yeah.

It's good, it's good for camping, good for hanging with the boys.

- Yeah.

(whimpers)

- Yeah, I told you guys we didn't eat that small tent.

We all fit so comfortably in here.

- Yeah, I guess you were right, man, for once.

- You're going to try and trap me in the yellow tent, no way.

- Well, no.

I didn't really know you.

- Yeah.

It's weird to camp with people you don't know.

- Yeah, it's really weird sometimes.

- Especially people with pink hair.

I was like, "What is this?"

- What's wrong with my pink hair?

- Nothing wrong with it actually, it's pretty cool.

Didn't see you coming.

You wouldn't be very camouflage in the woods.

(laughs)

- Birds might mistake it for something else.

You gotta be careful.

- Oh no.

- You're gonna get your head cut by a bird.

- What?

- Birds are crazy.

- No. - You might not have black colors.

- No, bees like black colors.

(laughs)

- Oh. - Be my turn again.

- They might do you a flower. - But not a bird.

Yeah, I'm not a bird.

I'm like, "you can't do silly."

(laughs)

- Hmm.

- What's your favorite part of camping, Gracie?

- Well, I'm really excited to go fishing.

But our hike was pretty fun.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- In the hot spots, it's morning, it's fire.

- Oh. - My friends, yeah.

- Yeah.

- I love camping, yes I do.

Camping's so cool, just--

- You're loud?

(laughs)

Yeah.

- I like camping, yes I do.

You make it a new song? - Mm-hmm.

- You should make it give you the guitar.

(laughs)

- I'm not gonna get it guitar.

- No?

How do you know till you try?

I just learned today.

- Really? - Yeah.

The best teacher in the world.

- Yeah trust me, babe, you're gonna learn a lot

from these guys, they know so much about camping.

They've been doing them way longer than I have.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, they have so many things to teach you

about the world in this.

- Mm-hmm.

- I'm not even sure we have enough food for everybody,

there's a lot of good eggs for people.

- Oh, that's fucking right. - Yeah.

- Don't worry, she packs so many snacks for herself.

- Really? - Yeah.

- We're practically set for the three of us.

- I love snacks. - Nice.

- Thank god, thank god. - 'Cause I eat a lot.

- What snacks have you got?

- I got granola bars, I have fruit snacks.

There's some crackers and some tuna and--

- Don't forget your apple fritters, babe,

you always have those.

- Yeah, Robby, you want some apple fritters?

- Robby likes apples!

- He likes apples! - Oh, apples!

(laughing)

- Lots of snacks, I got some meat sticks too.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah, she don't play

with her snacks. - Yeah.

- She likes those meat sticks. - Yeah.

- Meat sticks.

- Not the slim ones though. - The meaty ones?

- Jumbo. - Yeah.

- I'm having so much fun resting in the pit.

- I'm sleepy. - I'm glad, babe, really.

I know how scared you can get when it's dark out here.

- Yeah.

I like to still.

- What time are we waking up in the morning, huh?

- Sunrise, of course. - Early.

- Oh, yeah. - Early, early.

- Sunrise.

(sighing)

What time is sunrise now? Six?

- We are around there.

What are some things we can do in the sunrise?

- Fish! I wanna go fishing! - Of course, babe.

- She loves fishing. - I know.

- And we can have a morning fire.

- Morning what? - Fire.

fire well it might still be lit which is if you keep the embers going all right

we'll put a big log on there it should still be good in the morning we're putting a big

log in the fire big log in the fire there's a new song there big log in the fire big log in the fire

big log in the fire there you go we got it guys we're a duo now what is it trio what is it called we

should have a band that's the point we're a trifecta yeah and babe you can be our hype man

well I'm thinking sunrise we should try and go up top of the mountain or something oh I love going on top of the mountain where you can see the whole view yeah and we can see the sun come up you know you can look at the sun did you know that yeah during sunrise sunset where the UV index is low I'll give it all the time in the

middle of the day doesn't surprise me but I don't think you're supposed to do that okay well see you be doing your just fine she'll figure it out yeah she's just fine I want to do it.

oh. oh. oh. that's the one thing. maybe we need to put more logs on the fire it might be going out. yeah. okay let's get more logs on the fire shall I put one on let me put one on. all right.

! yeah it was almost out. I'm so glad I collected more before he went to bed. well it can't be right next to the fucking stack of logs.

here babe you know what I think I'm going to take a nap you want to rest on top of me okay I'm tired tail plus needy. take your time. here we go.

hmm. good night honey. thank you sweetie.

(snoring)

why don't you guys tell some of your crazy bedtime stories? oh yeah Clark you got that crazy one. I don't know how about the alligator one? yeah that one. oh yeah. so I'm sleeping in my hammock. you were in Australia right?

Florida. never seen an alligator before. I hear footsteps crunch crunch crunch. I look out the side of the hammock. you know what I see? a crocodile. walking right by. I thought it was a person so I'm looking for a person and it's like it's an alligator. crocodiles are different. crocodiles will eat you. alligators will run away. run away. run away.

but there's no real way to tell a difference so it's too late. are crocodiles bigger? and like greener? I don't know I never measured them. maybe they're actually the same thing. they're dinosaurs. I went kayaking with alligators. that was strange experience. why are we doing this?

you see them on the edge and they get bloom under the ground and you're like we don't know where to fuck at it. oh babe that was such a great nap. can you have a blanket? yeah. are you kayaking? yeah you just have cold. we didn't hear from it. no camera talk about it.

you guys need to take a rest real quick? yeah I'm gonna take a little rest. a little rusty poo. oh yeah Gracie you can be my blanket too if you want. I'll be your blanket. hey if it's the other way babe. how am I gonna put my blanket in? give him the warmth of your butt. my butt? yeah I'm gonna see you. okay.

whenever you get too cold my girlfriend is a great comforter. true, she's keeping us warm. oh yeah that's like some air. amazing. what are you guys gonna do for sleeping bag? you got an extra sleeping bag? we just got three between us. oh my girlfriend and I usually share one together.

we kind of manage to squeeze it together like every time. okay. you gotta squeeze it. making sure everybody's taken care of and warm. they'll be waking up in the middle of the night, you know? cold.

yeah it does get really cold remember babe? that's why you always pack like 40 blankets. I only brought two. you've only got two blankets? mm-hmm. you might be alright. babe the one time you don't get your entire bed to camping. it's me. I like having three pillows because I got one for my head, one in between my legs.

yeah. and one that I'm just kind of cuddling the pillow. that's what I do. what is this? mm-hmm. see, she's a lot like us too. mm-hmm. yeah, well she uses the same amount of pillows. mm-hmm. I've got inflatable pillows. wow. yeah, you're impressed. they weigh 100 grams each. wow. ultra light. mm-hmm.

yeah.

up the leg. am I being a good blanket? are you warm? mm-hmm. blanket? so warm? oh my god, so good. mm-hmm. yeah. cozy. cozy in the cold nights.

mm-hmm.

the temperature is tonight? like what are we getting down? it's not freezing up soon. no. no, it's perfect out here. especially since we have her, she'll keep us warm all night.

we can huddle like penguins. the penguins are so cute. do you like penguins? yeah, they waddle. they waddle, they huddle. mm-hmm. I would know a good Antarctica. too cold. true. but that's where they live, I think. I don't really know.

mm-hmm. mm-hmm.

you guys want to do something fun later? yeah. yeah. but there's always plans when we're out here. yeah.

we can do campfire stories, Robbie can do more guitar, I'm loving the songs. mm-hmm. I want to hear that hit. how do they go? we're all friends here? something? I like that one. we're stuck in the head.

we really got to make our own band, guys. wow. we got something here. alright, I think I'm awake now. wakey wakey. now, I guess. gotta get in on all you can.

wakey wakey. are you sleepy? I'm sleepy. I've slipped these guys, crashed out.

we're all camping. yeah, I love camping. I love camping, yeah, I'm camping.

yeah, she's fun. look what I've done for a minute. well, all decided, huh?

I told you, babe, it was gonna take them a little moment to warm up to you. okay.

you guys got to go tomorrow, we need to do more nights. is it one night? I can do more nights. you know. of course. yeah, I can do more nights. how about you? can you care? of course I can. okay.

we'll get a few nights in. nice. we might have to find some food somewhere. make some more memories. are they gonna be able to find the food? I got a shitload of oatmeal. I think there's also a store right down the airport. exactly.

okay, go to the gas station. gas station food is the worst. I've been camping where the only food available is gas station food. it's like, okay, it's Doritos for dinner. I'm gonna get so much exercise on this trip too. yeah, you work in your arms.

you know, I'm teaching you all these England things, right? so it's petrol station to us. I need to stop the car. I got some petrol, mate. some petrol? not gas. it's very confusing that you guys call it gas. because it's not really a gas. no. gas is like I'm cooking on gas. you know, the blue flame.

Just a little thought we could turn these spin around it'll be a way better view.

Oh yeah, do a little spin.

Spin here on.

Spin, spin, spin.

Spin he spin.

That's what camp is all about.

Spinning around?

Spinning.

So you stay here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Clark's the only one that spins.

This is usually the term now. We all spin it around.

There. I like looking at that pretty face. Pick the good ones.

Bounce it. Look at this. Jiggly jiggly jiggly.

You always talk this much when you sleep. Oh yeah, he does. I forgot to tell you how much this guy talks while we're sleeping. He sleeps a lot.

Sometimes he's scared that the ranger is pulling up or something. We didn't do anything.

Alright, I'll shut up. Oh, you know I'm kidding with you, bro. It's so full of stories. I love listening to them.

I still can't forget that one time you saved both of our asses from that huge bear screaming at him.

I was screaming louder than you were, you remember? Yeah, it was crazy. That was crazy.

Yeah, but we made it out as we do. Oh yeah. Three amigos. It would be pancakes if it weren't for Clark.

Three amigos. I make good pancakes. We can have that in the morning. Oh, this is great. Yeah, banana plus oats equals pancakes.

I don't like bananas or pancakes. Yeah, I like waffles though. You can't make waffles on a campfire.

What's the difference between waffles and pancakes? Waffles have waffles in them.

Yeah, but still some stuff. No, no, no. It's the same thing. Oh, 'cause pancakes, you just pour the syrup on top.

It just spills off, but in the waffles, the syrup goes in the holes and it fills it up nicely, you know?

She does have a pretty good point, you know? It does get a little messy when I pour the syrup on my pancakes. That's true, that's true.

I love waffles. But with pancakes, you can put berries in it and fold it like a taco. If you do that with a waffle, it just breaks.

Waffles are just, I mean, pancakes are disgusting. I wonder where packs you're getting from.

Waffles all the way, waffles all the way. Can't wait for tomorrow to run. I mean, we're not making waffles, we don't have a waffle maker. Oh yeah.

You're gonna have to make without the waffles. Don't get your hopes out there.

I shouldn't really leave that fire too much longer. I probably need some more logs. Okay.

Alright, I gotta get more logs on the fire. That's it. That's proper camping. Get wood. Get logs.

Wow, this is such a successful camping trip. It's been great.

Okay. See, in England, we don't put syrup on all the pancakes in there. We have crepes. I guess that's French.

I don't like crepes either. Oh, we waffles. We already have waffles. Yeah, waffles.

Sweet bread's crispy. Yeah, crispy and hauling. Crispy and hauling. You like lots of syrup? Yeah, lots of syrup.

We might have some syrup for you, babe. Is it sweet? Yeah, it's sweet.

Waffles and syrup.

Mmm, it's sweet.

[slurping]

You want this syrup, babe? I'd like some syrup. Yeah, it's just gross.

[panting]

Don't worry, babe. I have some more syrup for you. Sweet, sweet syrup. Sweet, sweet syrup.

[slurping]

Here you go. I've got some nice syrup for you. Oh, fuck.

[laughing]

Some good syrup, huh? I can do like lots. It's fresh. And we got plenty for the pancakes.

Waffles. You can't do waffles when we camp. Me, we'll just cut waffles and then we'll tell her that they're waffles. We'll put the space in the pancakes.

Go look at the sun some more. We'll have the waffles ready.

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