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(SIN GIN G) Who's got
the sweetest disposition?
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One guess, guess who?
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Who never, never starts an argument?
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WO MAN: Hmm?
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Who never shows
a bit of temperament?
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Who's never wrong but always right?
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DONALD: Yeah?
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Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
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DONALD: That so?
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Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
No one...
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(DONALD Q UACKIN G AN GRILY)
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... but Donald Duck!
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DONALD: Yeah!
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Howdy! I'm J.J. Fate, fall guy.
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My middle name is Jonah
and Jinx is in there, too.
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Hoodoo fits me like a gloVe,
but Fate's my name to you.
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(CLEARIN G THRO A T)
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Now, this is an average neighborhood.
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These are average homes.
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Average people live in these homes.
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And here comes an average citizen,
home from work.
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(TRAM BELL RINGING)
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Safe! At home.
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He thinks.
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Ah, yes,
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be it ever so humble,
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there's no place like home
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to haVe an accident!
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Do you realize
that nearly fiVe million people
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suffered in home accidents last year?
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And everybody blames me, dag nabbit!
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Just for example...
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(QUACKS)
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EVerything happens to me! It's fate!
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That's what it is, fate!
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Listen to him blame me
for his carelessness.
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(SCOFFS)
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You know, accidents just
don't happen by themselVes,
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they must be
carelessly planned in adVance.
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So, step right up and have an accident.
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The average home is really
a complicated piece of machinery.
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Equipped with all
the modern conveniences
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for having an accident.
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If you insist.
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He did.
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This one is called a throw rug,
for obVious reasons.
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(CRASHING)
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Accidents happen fast, don't they?
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Let's just slow the picture down
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and see how he accomplished it.
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Note how easy it is
to have an accident.
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Just a few carelessly
misplaced objects...
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Hold it, we missed one,
let's try that again.
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And there you have it.
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An awkward attitude by an
inattentive, accident-prone individual.
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Well, here we go again.
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(EX CLAIMING)
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(SPLASHING)
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Ah!
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(RAZOR BUZZING)
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(CRACKLING)
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It's hard to believe,
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but Mr. Duck is really an
upstanding, aVerage citizen,
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with aVerage intelligence.
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(LAUGHS)
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Kind, considerate, jolly,
and usually Very cautious.
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He wouldn't take a chance
sitting in an electric chair.
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But look at the chances
he takes around his home.
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(CRACKLING)
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EVeryone knows it's stupid
to oVerload electrical equipment.
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Frayed cords, frazzled nerVes.
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Doggone, infernal contraption!
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He certainly wouldn't
put his head in a lion's mouth.
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But...
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So now he's cooking with gas.
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(GAS HISSING)
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He's gonna burn his hand.
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(EX CLAIMING)
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I got a spot.
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Cleaning fluid plus stoVe equals
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a sure-fire method for remoVing spots.
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He wouldn't think of going oVer
Niagara Falls in a barrel, but...
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This particular maneuver is called
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falling down stairs.
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There are many ways of doing this,
if you aren't careful.
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The bumps-a-daisy half twist,
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jelly roll,
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catapult high dive,
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(PAN TIN G) climbing Mount Everest,
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riding a rolly coaster.
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Now, Mr. Duck doesn't take chances,
he's just careless.
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Oh, yes! That's one I forgot to mention.
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That's the last straw!
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I'm going to work, where it's safe.
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FA TE:
This is an average neighborhood.
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These are average homes.
Average people live here,
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having average accidents
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because they don't use
average intelligence.
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It's like I said,
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don't blame fate for your carelessness.
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