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DONALD: February 29th.

Dear Diary,

this morning was much like any other morning

and when I took my usual walk

I had no idea that on this day

I was destined to find the girl of my dreams.

(DONALD WHISTLING CHEERFULLY)

(CHUCKLES) Well...

(DAIS Y HUMMING)

(SMOKE POOFS)

DONALD: I suppose the whole thing was my fault.

I was just a lonesome bachelor searching for my ideal.

Oh, dear!

Ah, yes. I'm quite impulsive by nature.

(CONTINUES WHISTLING)

And yet I can't say I was unhappy as a bachelor,

though at times I felt I was missing something.

Help! Help! SaVe me!

Oh, darn!

My technique was simple.

I swept her off her feet.

My search was over.

At last I'd found my dream girl.

Took her to the latest movies.

Just two crazy kids.

We dined at the best places.

I took her to my favorite spot.

And she took me to hers.

And when I could resist her no longer,

I kissed her.

Ah, I knew I was winning her over.

I was invited to meet the family.

(DOORBELL BUZZING)

(QUACKING)

Donald, meet my brothers.

(SNICKERING)

And this is my mother.

Eh, what's the name?

DONALD: Donald Duck, ma'am.

Hmm.

And this is Daddy.

DONALD: Ah, yes. They were my kind of people.

I knew the time was now to pop the question.

Ah, tonight's the night.

Here comes dreamboat.

(SIN GIN G) Dreamboat's a-coming There's romance tonight

(DOORBELL BUZZING)

Anybody home?

Be down as soon as I powder my nose, dreamer.

(HUMMING HAPPILY)

Alone at last.

The stage was all set for my big moment.

(SNORING)

- Would you be my... - Would I?

Baby!

At last my dreams had come true.

(BELLS RINGING)

Her family didn't feel they'd lost a daughter

but had gained a son.

(CHEERING)

ALL: Goodbye, Daisy.

She helped plan our honeymoon.

(QUACKING)

What? Out!

But I promised them.

DONALD: She was loyal.

She was sensitive.

(GASPS)

And had a wonderful sense of value.

Hmm.

(CAR BRAKES SQUEALING)

We drove directly to our dream cottage.

(PANTING)

Alone at last.

Don't track no mud on them floors.

(UPBEA T MUSIC PLA YIN G)

Well, with the honeymoon over,

we settled down to domestic life

and got to know each other better.

Good morning.

(SCREAMS)

What's the matter?

I'll never forget that first evening when I return home.

(DINGS)

(DONALD SIGHS)

LoVe doll!

(HUMMING)

(EX CLAIMS)

She had prepared my favorite dish.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

(EX CLAIMS)

Dinner is serVed.

And how surprised I was to see her family.

Well, after a hearty meal, I went for my favorite chair.

The garbage, buster.

I began to notice a change in Daisy.

What had happened to this beautiful thing between us?

Was this the wedded bliss I'd dreamed of?

I was losing my identity.

I had become a robot.

DAIS Y: Cut the grass! Wash the dishes! Beat the rug! Take out the trash!

Mop the floor! Dust the furniture!

(DAIS Y RANTING)

Donald.

Donald. Dreamer Boy.

Wake up.

(SCREAMS)

(THUDS)

Dear Diary, it was a narrow escape.

Though I was born when I kissed her,

I died when we parted.

But I'll live for a little while.