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Muffin Bagel piece of fruit apple

Talent

Alvin

Alvin where are you

Everybody's looking for you what are you doing

Nice outfit

Thank you

Have you seen my

Six shooter

Well who said anything about

A gun

So you telling me we're shooting a music video with a rockstar who's here but you can't find

You're

Listen to Alvin

Upscale very glamorous

Not a problem

And I think on the grand piano would be nice to have

What's a candles

Candelabra

That's a big plush pillows

Not a problem

Can you get any of this stuff

Listen

There's not a thing you're not going to love about this

It is going to be so cake

There's no money left in the budget

I'm going to make it happen for you

Why are we shooting

What are you doing

Good

Keep it up

Why aren't we shooting

Good morning

Good morning why are we shooting

Your talent is Mia

Oh for Christ

Will somebody find him please

We're working on that

You don't have to tell me

Who's the cutest girl on the crew

Find her you'll find him

Why aren't we shooting

All right

What's going on I'm not paying all your people to sit around

Alvin goes down on you

You know what

This looks

So cheesy

Remember

Is this your cowboy fantasy

Can we do your astronaut fantasy

You call this food

You want better food pay me more money

It's fine

I don't think so

My manager

I'm really sorry

No it's not your fault

Do you want me to call them for you

What do you know you can just think of this is good for your real

That's what I

All my problems will be solved

Okay can we get this shut off

3 hours late

Here we go stand by

Thank you Andrea

Lay back action

Alvin

Well I'm changing my mind

Okay what would you like to do

Actually it just came to me

Like a flash of lightning

Wanna be

Robin Hood

Robin Hood

Steal from the rich get to the poor

Yeah I know who Robin Hood

Yeah well

I think I'd be pretty cool as that

Don't you

You see that would mean that I have to change the sets change the lighting change the Wardrobe

You're killing me here

Well that's what I want

I'll find somebody else who's going to direct

You know what

Why don't you

Find somebody else

I've had enough of

I'm out of here I quit

Hello

Hello is anybody here

This is a dream it's time to wake up now

All right all right

Play wake up in the middle of the forest makes sense

I'm going crazy

Andrea

Juliet

I'm Juliet and this is e

It's me Roberta

Okay I'm Juliet

Yeah I heard you the first time

You remind me of somebody else

Can you tell me where I'm at

Set a difficult question

Where do you think you're at

Well I thought I was in Hollywood

Oh Hollywood you've heard of it

Isn't that next to Briarwood

Where am I at right now

Sher

Never mind I'm just going to find out for myself

No she speaks the truth

That's okay just go onto your

What's strange close

Oh yeah

Going to be late to the feast

You know what

What's Pee lights

Briarwood

Glenwood

Hollywood

Oh I get it

I'm in the wood

This can't be happening

You know I don't believe this you tell me your grapes are not Furman I need fermented grapes

Where am I supposed to get from the grapes at this time of day

Okay you know what you're not helping go away from

Brian the

It's kind of a strange name for a woman

No it's me Roberta

Make up your mind I don't like wasting this parchment it doesn't grow on trees you know

You have to help me

I don't know what I'm doing here

Out of town

Like

Exactly and I want to go home

So are you auditioning or

What are the Mary men's Mary wives

Why would I want to be a married wife

Play wouldn't

Of course he is

So let me guess you've got a problem and only the Great

Robin Loxley can help you right

Pick a number

54

54

5

Guacamole

Now Leo

Make sure you get my good side

Play every Sunday not the pants is a good side

How dare you

Come back wench

I'm getting a lot of grief from the local villagers you know

They're complaining that we are going too far into the forest

What do these people want from me and I save their lives from Evil banished the evil Sheriff of Nottingham and

Maybe sell them at a reasonable price

They say

We're taking up too much valuable farmland

You know we should find a way to store food

That way it wouldn't go bad

That's a good idea

Of course it is

Excuse me

Well hello there

Roberta Roberta O'Sullivan

Forget about them making any

You were saying I want to get out of here

What is that about

Well I can't have my married men whoring around with a local winches

Robin Hood

And his merry men

Surely you've heard of us

Of course

Too bad

Never mind I'll find my own way out of here

Huge party tonight

1 year anniversary party of the banishment

Of the

Thanks

Please don't get so close

I don't want you

Ruining

Look at this mess

Medicine

Birth announcement

Villages expanding prosp

Mark my words

To be the undoing and downfall of all us hard-working Overlord

Tell me

Why do I bother speaking with the likes

I couldn't agree more

Pretty soon the people will be so happy

And unless we can raise taxes for that protection

Yes

Of course

Excuse me

Who the hell are

You have been sent by his majesty the king to clean up

Yes there's a new sheriff in town

We have no need for the new

This was the last Sheriff's Castle wasn't it

Yes

The

Do you know what you

But of course I do

You see the last Sheriff was my brother

Law keeping kind of runs in my family

And trust me if you got a job as the village idiot he was under qualified

I don't know what you hope to accomplish here

My brother let Robin Hood run all over him

The taxes got higher

I don't care for happy

Robin Hood

Now you've done a good job with the peasants

Anna's plan on

Well if I can be of any assistance

Oh you can

Stop by moving out of the master bedroom

You stay

I don't think I caught your name

I've had a long ride

Would you mind

Never had a dream that lasted this long

Food hallucination

Play Shake It Off

I wouldn't rest there if I were you

I've been walking around circles for hours I'm hot thirsty and hungry

And I could kill for a shower

If you don't mind could you please just

Penalty papers somewhere else

It's not a good spot

No

Who are you

Little John

Of course you are

Actually I'm not in the marriage not that way

Mary willing maidens in front of a drunken slobs and let them have their pick

Exactly my point I think I'll hold out for true love

What business

I'm a director

I'm working on a feature project something I wrote

Music videos

This doesn't mean anything to you

I like your accent it's cute

Give me your call

Do you know who you're robbing

I don't care

I'm little John of the merry men

Ooh and I'm Bruce of West Sherwood

Now give me your gold

Think again

Never mind

Mary

Times have changed

Robin Hood is let his Fame go to his head

It's not like the old days

Now it's all about the

In your business

You mentioned something about a shower

Set anything like a

You can use mine

Does freshwater in the Basin and a towel to dry yourself

You want to keep your Troubadour outfit

Forgive the intrusion

Speak

You said you wanted to know if the Cummings and goings of Robin Hood

I thought you might be interested

They're celebrating my brother's demise and looking for maid

How appropriate

This could be very helpful

Sweep out the dungeons Viceroy

Will be having guests tonight

Your supplies are diminished your Battalion of God's virtually nonexistent

Finish what you started

Thank you

You can open your eyes

Wouldn't wouldn't be proper

Like you haven't seen a naked woman before

I have never seen anyone like you before

Well I guess I'm flattered

Listen

Wondering you know if

Never mind

If you want

I guess I'm flattered

Your name is not on the list

Google I hate Google

When are we going to have some mutton if you want mutton pay me more gold that's fine

Yeah I know she never forgave me after I had that wench pop out of the cake

I'm not much of a leader

What is this directing

I'm not going anywhere

We having fun yet

Cheer you up

Bring on the maidens oh yes good one good one merry men

Attention

As you know it's been a year since we

Advantage of the evil Sheriff of Nottingham

Thank you

Thank you

It's been a very good year but we have to look

Ford

To the Future

Set forth a positive image for the Next Generation

A generation that

Would you mind

Thank you

I remember

That's it for the maidens

Wait wait one more there's a late entry

So are you going to make a move on me

Make a move

I know this is a dream and everything but

Tell me a fun song

I'm all yours

Keep your hands movie

Play keep kissing me

That's good keep going

Don't stop

Is this direction

Yeah

Briarwood last fall somewhere

Nice work

How did you know

And I can taste the Elderberry and Hemlock in the wine

Given the right combination and makes for a very potent

Sleeping aid

Drink the wine

Yes

Passing out

Horatio

Load them into the cart

So that was really nice

Did you direct me some more

You can count

Getting a little something something

I don't think so

Where are Robin and the men

I don't know

I don't know they were singing and dancing and seventh veil in it and

Come on

I thought so

Looks like the sheriff is up to old tricks I thought you said

Looks like there's a new one

I don't have a plan

They're talking about moving away and I can't say that I blame him

Is the sister of the old Sher

They say she likes to torture small Woodland creatures

And that ain't good for any of us

Robin Hood was always good at coming up with

That's smarts

Pain

And pleasure

Two opposites

And yet in many ways they seem to listen the same response

Yes

Do you mind

Just taking off your top

I mean after all we're going to do this let's

Do this right you know what I'm saying

Well you're nothing like your brother thank you

He's all about

Collecting taxes

Making the poor poor

Not a very fun guy

You seem like you know how to have a good time

Robin Hood

The people trust you

Play practically worship you

Can't say that I blame them

You don't know how to use that adulation

Yes

You lost me there

Of what we could do

Together

I'm thinking

I'm thinking

The castle is at its weakest

And here we approached it the changing of the guards which happens at noon and midnight

But we have a problem

It's always a problem

We need some

Oh you mean like new recruits

Save Robin Hood and defense Sherwood Forest

You got a problem

The only thing left in the village a bunch of old farts

An infant

So much for this plan

What about the woman

Because they're

Let me ask you a question

Before the merry men became Mary men didn't you have to train him of course

They were out of shape

We

It goes against everything we believe in

Storming castles or men's

And I see how well the men took care of it

All Your Heroes

So if she can do that then certainly we can turn a few maidens into marry women

What do you say

About

Haven't you been listening to anything I've been saying

About us joining forces

That

Sorry

No can do

I'm a Defender

How about people

What can I say

It's my Lots in life

Full don't you realize the richest I could bestow upon you

Excuse me

I don't

Like your tone

Shall we get back to toe licking

Bye

God I should have known better than trying to rule this forest with a partner

I remember this place

You think that it fixed it up by now

Sir Robin Bethany Sheriff

First of all he is a she

And she is plenty evil

You not believe the horrendous torture I've been involved in

I'm still alive

Be brave Robin

Where's Lil Jon

I don't believe he was Capt

This is

Juliette and Eve

They want to work as a team

Tell us a little bit about yourself ladies

Well I was born on a small farm

Outside of town guess I've lived here all my life

Thief

I grew up on the next Farm over

What makes you want to be married women

Nothing else to do around here

Okay we'll be in touch wait

Do either of you know how to shoot a bow and arrow

Mute

Don't let him break you down Alan

Be strong

I welcome their torture

I'm Alan Dale

Be brave

I've heard good things about you Alan Dale

We have a good press

The wandering Minstrel

The Humble po

The man who writes the songs

It's me

In what song could you write about me Minstrel

You know what the

What rhymes with wax

We would make a good team you and me

You and

Are you tired of living in Robin Hood shadow

And always playing second fiddle to him

Actually play the mandolin

What would he has

Remember Robin has these more than willing to share it I'm sure

Do you want me

What I ask of you is not easy

Lots of risks

Plenty of peril chances are all of you won't be coming

Back

I wouldn't blame any of you if you decided to quit

I'll turn my back and give you a chance to leave

Excuse me

When do we get our uniforms

You have to earn

The uniform of a Mary Mack

Fallout

You'll join me

Again

I was talking about taking over Sherwood

No sorry no can do Rob is my boy he always will be

What there's no reason we can't be friends

I don't think your problems are

Fair

I will find a Mary

I wouldn't worry about the merry men you have here

I'd be more concerned about the many men you left behind

Little John is looking for recruits

Give me an idea

Quick

My disguise

Okay left arm straight right arm straight left arm up

Elbow

Welcome to Sherwood Forest

I hear you're looking for recruit

Well that would depend on the plan

We're going to storm the castle and say Robin Hood and his merry men

Really

You and whose Army

I'm sorry I didn't catch your name you can just call me

You're worse

It's the sheriff

There's more where that came from

She knows our plan

Ladies

Back to work

Friar Tuck showed me a technique for healing sore muscles

Should we make it out of this alive

What will become of us

I don't know during the Crusades

I'm serious

I'm not from this time I have to find my way home

Would be so horrible to stay here

How would you like it if you

All your friends

I would

Why is it so complicated for you

Because

Make

Play we can wait no longer the time is at hand

Okay but what about our uniforms

Crying out loud

Perfect the God is asleep

Is it just me or the guards always

We should move out before he wakes up

Do you know the plan

Just a harmless Maiden

From around these parts

That was easy

Little too easy if you ask me

I'll ask you later come on

Not so fast

Did you really think you could storm my castle

We made it this far

Call pity you're too late

Sea Robin Hood is

What no it can't be

Go to the dungeons

Have you ever thought of becoming an Overlord

It'll be like you

Must be Little John in the new married men

We're here to save you

No way way

Let's go

Tired yet

I'm just getting warmed up

So you found the great Robin Hood after all

Round one goes to you then

You're surrendering

Simply regrouping for now

That was easy

Little

Hey

What do you say we go down to the forest and have a party

Drake

On

You okay

I'm just worried that she's not going to give up

Welcome to Sherwood Forest

Do you marry men take these married women

To be your wives

I do and do you wives

I do now I pronounce you man and wife

We've married the married men and increased

Are ranks

I suppose

Roberta

Ah yes your lady love

She didn't want to stay

My advice to you my friend

The best women are the ones that need pursuing

Pursue her

Don't take no for an answer

I mean

You are Little John

You are omm

Original

Merryman

Don't say a word

I know you wanted to get married along with everybody else

I just don't work that fast

And I know you're living a simple life

I can't help it

I'm used to complications

Talk too easy for me

Isn't that sweet

A little pathetic perhaps

But still sweet

Now what

Is the Robin and his merry men won't join me then I guess I'll just have to do away with them

One by one

Starting with him

Don't

What's this

True love

Face

As cold as

Let him go

You're wrong

The minute you let a man and you become stronger

Listen I don't want a lawsuit that somebody get her a release

Nina

Alvin

Hey

Quit playing the new director

Can you direct

Not a problem

Give me a chance to Reg

Go set up the next shot

Do you want me to call 911 or something

But you know

As long as we have a minute

I was thinking about this

Cowboy Mott

Will it be better maybe to lay down some Dolly tracking

Get a little

Movement going

No possibly get

Play 360 action

Let me guess

Of course I mean

But you know I just hope you're all right

Okay listen up people

We have a new deal going on

It's quite a nasty fall you took back there

My friends call me Jack

We met somewhere before

I think so

Must have been on another set

See you around

Have you ever been to the forest