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Previously on
"The L Word"
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I don't wanna break up with you.
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You think
we should go to therapy?
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Therapy's for people
with problems.
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Tell me you never want
to see me again.
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I never wanna see you again.
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MUSIC
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What I want to do now,
Kit, is just to be
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a really good
business partner to you
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- and this whole night club thing.
- The Hit Club!
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- Hit! It's a hit!
- That's a great name for a club.
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I'm gonna call William.
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Did you hear
what happened with the movie?
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- No.
- They'll reshoot the ending.
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- To what?
- Jesse goes back to Jim and
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decides she isn't
maybe lesbian after all.
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I didn't call you
at 2:15 in the morning
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to accuse you
of being a sellout.
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Oh my God!
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You need to fight for Jenny.
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You're my best friend
I've ever had
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and I'm profoundly ashamed
of what I've done.
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It's Jenny. She said:
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"If you still wanna
come over and see me, you can".
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You're nothing but a self absorbed,
self-indulgent little brat.
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And our little feeling on set
was a showmance.
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It's time for you to go.
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Baby, don't be sad.
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It's so boring.
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Get off of me!
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Who the hell
does she think she is?!
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She called me,
she wanted me!
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And then she goes all
Paris and Britney on me just like:
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"Oh, I never liked you
and it was a showmance!"
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MUSIC
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Can you believe that?
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She fucks me all night long
and then she has the nerve
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to say that's a showmance!
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I mean, I don't even know
what the fuck that is!
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- I'm googling.
- Oh, it's, uh...
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Oh, it's, uh...
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"Phony romance that happens
during a movie or a TV show"
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"usually between two stars,
but it can"
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- "also be between a star and"...
- You know what?
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I got it, alright?
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Do you know how many times
has she said that she loved me?
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She's officially a liar
and I officially hate her!
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You know what?
Fuck her, alright?!
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I got over 16 million
on my opening week end and
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she can't even get in at
the premiere of my next movie.
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She payed someone.
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God! Makes wonder
who broke her heart.
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I can't believe she told you
it wasn't you. That was so harsh!
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You must feel horrible.
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You know what?
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You are out of my 5!
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- Nikki, you're my best friend!
- No, get out!
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Right now! Get out!
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Everyone, get out!
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Everyone! You know?
You and you, and you, get out!
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Get out!
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Now! Move!
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Jenny Schecter
is a liar and a user.
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And trust me, you are not
gonna get away with this.
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You are dead meat, Schecter.
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Dead.
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And this is where we're gonna
put the new DJ booth.
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So, if you need anything,
just let us know.
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{\a6}We'll get you
all the right equipment.
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{\a6}Oh, I'll send you a list.
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{\a6}I love these colors.
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We love them too.
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{\a6}We got morroconess
out of "Casablanca" theme.
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{\a6}- It's our favorite film.
- Oh, say no more.
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I love...
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So, what do we have to do
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to get
the fabulous Sunset Boulevard
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to come and spin at Hit?
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{\a6}Just keeping
the fabulous Kit Porter.
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{\a6}You know you're
my ultimate R&B goddess?
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{\a6}Oh, I don't know
about the ultimate.
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Ooh, somebody's been working out!
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{\a6}Not that we're the type...
you know, we're, uh...
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{\a6}We've both swore off men.
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{\a6}- Ages of it.
- Good for you.
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{\a6}You two got a good thing
going here.
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{\a6}You don't need some man
in here messin' it up.
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{\a6}Okay, let me show you
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{\a6}all of
the textures and plans.
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- "I Like It" by The Emotions -
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Oh, I'm vanilla and fruit.
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Breakfeast burrito.
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Thanks.
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Excuse me.
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- I didn't order that.
- Oh, they're from her.
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Jenny, Shane wants you to know
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that she made them
especially for you.
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Excuse me, Alice?
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Do you mind just
mentionning to Shane
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that I don't want her waffles?
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She doesn't want your waffles.
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How much do you love
the New Valley service?
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{\a6}Oh, my God, Helena's taking
this place to a whole new level.
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Oh, and waffles! Look!
I know that I love waffles.
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I'm getting waffles.
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{\a6}Or not.
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{\a6}Haven't you heard that there are
people starving in this world?
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{\a6}I'm sure
they don't want waffles, Kit.
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
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Shit! Okay, that's one to one.
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
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- Fuck! I always loose.
- 'Cause you're always rock.
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- Always.
- Is that what it is?
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Have fun with the martyrs.
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Have fun with the cheaters.
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Wow, everyone's so industrial.
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What are you doing?
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- Learning.
- I'm writing my new treatment.
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What are you writing, Alice?
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A treatment.
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A treatment for a film?
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I just... I had this kinda
killer idea so I thought
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I'll just write
a great screenplay and then
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sell it for millions
and buy a house in Malibu?
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I don't like Malibu.
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- You've never been to Malibu.
- I have been there.
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I didn't know you wanted
to be a screenwriter.
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Well, I mean, you know,
I never really did.
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Really, but I thought how hard
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can it be? Right? Jenny?
I mean, it's like,
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you get paid big time.
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Well, if you, if you actually,
Alice, if you would to amortize
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the payment of the 17 drafts
that I did on "Lez Girls",
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you'll see that you actually
don't get paid very much. So...
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Alice is writing a treatment
for a script.
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Hope we're not in it.
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Amen to that.
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Actually,
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writing a good screenplay
is what's really hard.
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And Jenny's become
a very good screenwriter.
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Thank you, Tina.
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You should ask her
to read your treatment.
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Sure.
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Sure, sure, sure.
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I would love to give you notes.
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What?
I need the carbs for training.
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But do you need them that fast?
You have them all over your suit.
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Wow, you look amazing.
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- Thank you.
- I dressed her.
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- Do a little spinzy, come on.
- No.
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It's her first day
at the police academy, so...
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Excited?
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Yeah, I am, actually.
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All my friends had the training,
it's really, it's really rough.
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I tried to dress her
in my morning, but
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she just thought
she looked like a girl.
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- It was inappropriate.
- You looked so good in that.
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You know it. You just hate
to look good or something.
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What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?
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There is like a lack of effort.
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Tell me about fashion.
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Fashion for...
I don't know.
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When you guys are gonna
go to therapy?
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There is a thing
called privacy, Alice.
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Privacy.
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Well, I see you
at Dan Foxworthy's at 6.
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There's parking on the...
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Wow, look at you!
You look a million dollars!
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Fuck, you know?
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Bad vibes.
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You and Shane should
work your shit out,
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'cause this place is becoming
like the black hole of Calcutta.
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It's good to see we're still asunder;
nothing like a little
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dyke drama
to tear the place out.
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That's what I'm saying.
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- Bad vibes, man.
- Helena,
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why don't you come
and sit with us?
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No, I'm
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not picking sides, alright?
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I love you both.
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Going for a run.
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Go Swizerland!
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- We have some good news.
- Yeah, we have good news.
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Yeah, good news.
Do you wanna tell them?
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Why don't you tell them?
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Bette and I are registered
with three different agencies
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and they said the chance of us
getting a baby
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within the next six months
is really good.
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What?!
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- Congratulations.
- And we're starting construction
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on the second storey
'cause we need an other bedroom.
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But I thought you guys
were talking about selling?
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- We're staying.
- We couldn't sell. Not now.
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I mean, with the poperty values,
plumbing and everything. So...
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When were you gonna tell me
about construction?
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We're telling you now.
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We have to.
We need a room for the baby.
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How am I supposed to write
with all that noise?
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I'm sorry, Jenny.
We will do our best not to
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disturb you.
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But you might wanna get
some earplugs.
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I have to get a new roomate.
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This is gonna be impossible
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- with your racket.
- Jenny, please!
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You don't need a new roomate!
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You have not spoken to me
in a week.
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Would you just talk to me?
I know we can work this out.
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Oh, right. So,
you want me to forgive you
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because you made me waffles?
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Well, why wouldn't you?
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Because you create
this trail of destruction
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you don't take
any responsibility for it.
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Why should you be the only one
that doesn't pay?
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I am paying.
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You are so full of shit.
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The black hole.
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- How you're doing?
- Hi, Shane.
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So you're putting in those
flower boxes Jenny wanted, huh?
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How many more things
you're gonna do for her?
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I don't know yet.
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There's something wrong
with my computer
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and I wondered
if you could fix it.
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You know what? I can't 'cause
I'm going to my final consult today.
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- Good luck.
- Thanks.
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- Alright. Are you ready for this?
- Do it.
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I love it.
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Love it.
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Love it!
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We thought you would.
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"The Girls", it's so fucking hot.
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This thing is gonna make
"Sex in the city" like a Disney movie.
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What's "The Girls"?
The movie is called "Lez Girls".
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- "Lez".
- I haven't had a chance to
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talk to Tina about
the market research.
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I'll full you in in a minute.
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In the meantime,
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why don't you just
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give me a briefing
on the release.
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After the initial two weeks,
we'll go wide.
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We have 2000 screens nation wide
and select cities in here.
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- France is gonna eat this up.
- No.
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No what?
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No way. I am
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not gonna let you get away
with this. I'm not gonna
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let you market this as some
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bullshit boy meets girl
love story!
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- That's not what this is!
- It's more than that. It's
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boy meets girl,
boy almost looses girl to girl...
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But in the end the audience
wants love to prevail.
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That's the winner hear. The new ending
tested through the roof.
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What?
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The new...
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What you mean
the new ending tested?
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When did you have
a test screening?
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Get on board, Tina.
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Train's not going to Lezzie town.
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This is amazing.
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Art General uses the correlation
about how she uses
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human emotions like
pieces of scrapped metal,
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words like found materials.
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It works on so many levels.
I mean, here is the Curator
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who told people
their work wasn't worthy.
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The gallerist
who wouldn't show an artist
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and now the Dean
who rejects applications.
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Exactly.
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A woman who has
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stood in judgment of our art
her entire career
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is now being thrust into
the spot light as the art...
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It's brilliant.
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This kind of praise
is fantastic for our program.
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I can guarantee
that we're gonna see...
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We could use
the same material throughout
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and...
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I can't talk right now.
Alright, bye.
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Forgive me. I had
the contractors on the phone.
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Do you know we're doing
that second storey
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on the house for the baby...
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Phyllis, would you mind just
finishing what you were saying?
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What I was saying was
that based on
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C.U. associations with Jodi,
I wouldn't be surprised
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if we see a significant increase
in applicants this coming semester.
282
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So one of my goals is to be able
to take my shirt off at the beach
283
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within a year. That's my goal.
284
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Feel my pecs. I've been doing
like 200 pushings today.
285
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Feel like I'm already bigger.
That's awesome.
286
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:02,931
Very good.
That's very impressive.
287
00:15:05,006 --> 00:15:06,572
Yeah, I think I'm doing good
with the contour.
288
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I just, I hope I grew more chest
to cover the scars.
289
00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:12,042
Well, I think Dr. Stanhouse
is gonna try
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00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:13,861
to do the key whole procedure
on you?
291
00:15:13,957 --> 00:15:15,151
Yeah, I'm hoping so.
292
00:15:15,195 --> 00:15:18,250
And is your schedule for surgery
on wednesday?
293
00:15:18,286 --> 00:15:19,950
Yeah, he called me this morning
and he said that
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as soon as he gets the lab reports
we're gonna be able to...
295
00:15:23,796 --> 00:15:27,073
I'm afraid there's a problem.
296
00:15:27,705 --> 00:15:29,182
What's the problem?
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You're pregnant.
298
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No, I can't,
I can't be pregnant.
299
00:15:39,297 --> 00:15:41,333
- No, I've been taking testosterone.
- Have you had intercourse?
300
00:15:41,376 --> 00:15:43,311
Have you and Tom had
unprotected sex?
301
00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:45,641
Yeah, but we've been both
tested for H.I.V.
302
00:15:45,688 --> 00:15:47,023
We've been monogamous.
303
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If you and Tom have had
vaginal sex.
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I know you might not
call it that,
305
00:15:52,907 --> 00:15:54,633
but unfortunately,
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that doesn't stop it from
working the same way.
307
00:15:57,058 --> 00:16:00,482
Taking testosterone doesn't
shut down the reproductive system.
308
00:16:02,358 --> 00:16:04,080
What about my surgery?
309
00:16:06,076 --> 00:16:08,331
We're gonna have
to postpone your surgery.
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We're gonna have to find out
how far along you are and
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you're gonna have to decide
what you wanna do about it.
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We'll have your budget done
by the end of the week.
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We cannot afford to have
the art department
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last... again.
315
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Thank you.
316
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Can I ask how she responded?
317
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Our Dean?
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How did she respond to the work?
319
00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:53,782
He asks how I responded
to your work.
320
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:56,093
I don't know.
321
00:16:59,057 --> 00:17:00,551
How did you like the show?
322
00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:08,900
But I can't.
323
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,231
I have paints.
324
00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:19,671
Can I talk to you, please?
325
00:17:19,717 --> 00:17:21,941
Sure, let's go to my office.
326
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,980
I hope
Preston didn't bother you.
327
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:28,691
He's an old fool
with a... for gossip.
328
00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:30,513
It wasn't really about Preston.
I mean, the truth is
329
00:17:30,525 --> 00:17:33,442
that Jodi's behavior
was completely inappropriate...
330
00:17:33,477 --> 00:17:37,443
Baby, when it comes down to it,
this is all I have to offer you.
331
00:17:37,475 --> 00:17:39,413
- And if you can't love this...
- Joyce!
332
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,753
Cover your junk!
333
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:41,910
Sorry, Bette.
334
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,340
We reschedule?
335
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,693
Joyce, what are you doing?
336
00:17:46,727 --> 00:17:49,861
You can't just pop out
from behind a plant butt naked.
337
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,272
We have rules here.
338
00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:54,921
I checked first to make sure
you didn't have anything.
339
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,082
I was acting with my heart.
340
00:17:57,128 --> 00:17:59,071
I'm a woman in love.
341
00:17:59,108 --> 00:18:01,472
Please, take a lot of.
342
00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:07,080
Phyllis
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00:18:07,115 --> 00:18:08,553
Eleonore
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Victoria Kroll,
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you are one hell of a woman.
346
00:18:13,108 --> 00:18:15,223
While the law
in the state of California
347
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,701
continues to acknowledge our love,
348
00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:20,211
I would like to ask you
to take my hand
349
00:18:20,245 --> 00:18:22,372
in holy matrimony.
350
00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:37,052
- I don't know what to say.
- Say yes.
351
00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:39,760
- How many carats is this?
- Four!
352
00:18:40,097 --> 00:18:41,890
- Say yes!
- How much did you spend?
353
00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:44,472
- This must have cost a fortune.
- I've got a friend who has a friend...
354
00:18:44,496 --> 00:18:47,011
Say yes, Phyllis, please.
355
00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:50,883
But I said I never wanted
to get married again.
356
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,440
We'll go to San Fransisco,
357
00:18:52,447 --> 00:18:54,543
we'll get married on...
of City Hall,
358
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,472
Gavin said he'd marry us.
359
00:18:56,507 --> 00:18:58,343
Gavin Newsom?
360
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,393
- The mayor of San Fransisco?
- That's right.
361
00:19:01,438 --> 00:19:03,281
We raised
a lot of money for that guy.
362
00:19:04,886 --> 00:19:06,621
Say yes, Phyllis.
363
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,081
I'm freezing.
364
00:19:18,005 --> 00:19:21,972
- Yes.
- Damn, lady! Come here, you!
365
00:19:24,736 --> 00:19:26,772
You've made me
one happy woman.
366
00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:38,720
MUSIC
367
00:19:38,738 --> 00:19:40,331
Who wants to tell me
why you're here?
368
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:41,983
Oh, we're just here
for a tune-up.
369
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,641
Does that seem like an accurate
assessment to you, Tasha?
370
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:47,182
She's the one who called it that.
We've just had a couple of little,
371
00:19:47,218 --> 00:19:48,853
little things come up lately.
372
00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:52,392
- What sorts of little things?
- Money,
373
00:19:52,438 --> 00:19:54,023
I make a lot more
than she does.
374
00:19:56,555 --> 00:19:58,293
How's that make you feel, Tasha?
375
00:19:58,328 --> 00:19:59,531
Resentful.
376
00:19:59,576 --> 00:20:01,832
She doesn't want me
to spend this much because
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00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:03,043
she can't afford it.
378
00:20:04,398 --> 00:20:06,842
- Is that true?
- Absolutely.
379
00:20:06,878 --> 00:20:08,823
We couldn't even get
a bigger appartment because
380
00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:10,682
she couldn't share the rent
fifty-fifty.
381
00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:12,290
And I also think she resents me
382
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,101
because I don't clean
as much as she does.
383
00:20:16,097 --> 00:20:17,290
Do you?
384
00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:20,141
Oh, look, now she's mad.
385
00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,623
Is there anything else?
386
00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:28,491
Tasha broke up with me
last week.
387
00:20:30,048 --> 00:20:31,383
Really?
388
00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:33,633
Why did you break up
with Alice, Tasha?
389
00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:35,183
Because she thought I cheated
390
00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:36,673
when I didn't even
kiss the girl.
391
00:20:42,045 --> 00:20:43,691
Did you
392
00:20:43,735 --> 00:20:45,160
think about it?
393
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,412
Yeah, but, I mean,
she wouldn't have even known
394
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,451
if I didn't tell her.
So I think that mere fact
395
00:20:50,488 --> 00:20:53,873
that I disclosed the information
should count to something.
396
00:20:54,538 --> 00:20:56,833
- Right?
- But if you knew Tasha's feelings
397
00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:58,801
about the subject of cheating,
398
00:20:59,556 --> 00:21:01,340
why did you choose
to tell her?
399
00:21:02,197 --> 00:21:03,820
I think we're past it.
400
00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:09,391
- I think what we have to work...
- Alice,
401
00:21:09,856 --> 00:21:12,393
this is called couples' therapy
for a reason.
402
00:21:13,877 --> 00:21:16,741
Now, Tasha, this process
works much more effectively
403
00:21:16,745 --> 00:21:18,120
if you participate.
404
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,090
Why do you think
Alice told you?
405
00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:32,143
She doesn't even wanna be here.
406
00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:39,443
I think that she told me because
she wanted to break up with me
407
00:21:39,486 --> 00:21:42,870
and bringing this woman between us
was the easiest way to do that.
408
00:21:42,906 --> 00:21:45,002
She knew how I felt,
she knew that
409
00:21:45,048 --> 00:21:47,842
I would break up with her
and when I did, she got scared.
410
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,492
That's why we're here.
411
00:21:57,505 --> 00:21:59,111
Can I help you?
412
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:02,102
Uh, yes, I have an appointment?
413
00:22:02,138 --> 00:22:04,391
I called in earlier?
414
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:14,402
Hi, I'm Max Sweeney.
I have an appointment.
415
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,961
- For your girlfriend, or...
- No.
416
00:22:16,995 --> 00:22:18,933
It's for me.
I need an abortion.
417
00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:20,980
- What did he say?
- If this is your idea of a joke
418
00:22:21,026 --> 00:22:21,840
it's not funny.
419
00:22:22,878 --> 00:22:25,052
I'm not joking, alright?
I'm pregnant.
420
00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:28,131
Sir, if you don't leave now,
I'm gonna have to call the security.
421
00:22:28,165 --> 00:22:31,341
Look, I'm a F.T.M. transsexual,
alright?
422
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,931
Yeah, that's right!
Take a good look!
423
00:22:36,975 --> 00:22:39,073
I'm a man and I'm pregnant.
424
00:22:39,117 --> 00:22:41,800
It happens. Don't you read
the fucking tabloids?!
425
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,953
Can I have my appointment now,
please?
426
00:22:46,245 --> 00:22:47,711
- "Run Run" by Those Dancing Days -
427
00:23:10,547 --> 00:23:12,111
I'm trying to write.
428
00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:22,831
Can I have my keys?
430
00:23:43,578 --> 00:23:45,353
I promise
431
00:23:45,908 --> 00:23:48,563
to make room in the appartment
for your things.
432
00:23:52,577 --> 00:23:54,253
And um,
433
00:23:54,297 --> 00:23:57,803
I promise to try to see things
through your point of view.
434
00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:02,143
And to not talk to you
with so much judgment.
435
00:24:03,377 --> 00:24:06,272
And tomorrow when I wake up,
436
00:24:06,308 --> 00:24:09,110
for work,
I'm gonna make you breakfeast.
437
00:24:13,156 --> 00:24:14,672
I love that!
438
00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,413
It's good, right?
439
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:17,880
Yeah, I know, it's good.
440
00:24:20,057 --> 00:24:23,671
So, um, are you gonna give us
more exercizes or...?
441
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:27,171
I mean, maybe some homework.
I think we're ready for some homework.
442
00:24:27,256 --> 00:24:29,403
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm ready. Bring in on.
443
00:24:30,568 --> 00:24:32,162
I'm not gonna give you
homework.
444
00:24:33,378 --> 00:24:35,781
I don't think you two
should be in therapy.
445
00:24:36,367 --> 00:24:38,812
- That's what I said. See?
- We rock.
446
00:24:40,908 --> 00:24:43,110
You two have
so little in common.
447
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,270
I really don't think
you belong together.
448
00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:51,123
I mean, what the fuck?
449
00:24:52,076 --> 00:24:53,703
It's like, we spent what,
450
00:24:54,138 --> 00:24:56,971
55 minutes with this guy?
451
00:24:57,556 --> 00:24:58,873
Where is he fucking go off?
452
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:02,241
- I told you. Therapy's bullshit.
- It's bullshit, you're right.
453
00:25:02,285 --> 00:25:05,000
He knows nothing about what we do
and don't have in common.
454
00:25:05,028 --> 00:25:07,841
What the hell is he talking about?
We don't have anything in common.
455
00:25:07,878 --> 00:25:09,680
- Really? Dan?
- I know, it's crazy.
456
00:25:09,697 --> 00:25:11,460
- Give me my helmet.
- I don't know.
457
00:25:11,507 --> 00:25:12,560
Thank you.
458
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,183
Upsetting.
459
00:25:18,628 --> 00:25:19,853
I'll see you tonight?
460
00:25:21,065 --> 00:25:22,473
- "Flava In Ya Ear" by Craig Mack -
461
00:25:28,016 --> 00:25:29,013
Come here.
462
00:26:04,305 --> 00:26:05,962
Hey, are you okay? Sorry,
463
00:26:06,017 --> 00:26:07,420
I couldn't get any sooner.
464
00:26:07,455 --> 00:26:08,921
Should you be op already?
465
00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,092
They wouldn't do it.
466
00:26:10,138 --> 00:26:11,793
I'm too far along already.
467
00:26:11,827 --> 00:26:13,880
- How far along?
- Four months.
468
00:26:13,915 --> 00:26:15,860
How did this happen?
469
00:26:16,555 --> 00:26:18,313
How the fuck do you think
it happened?!
470
00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:20,913
But, I didn't think you could.
You've been...
471
00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,512
Yeah, I thought
if I was seeking testosterone,
472
00:26:22,518 --> 00:26:24,401
I couldn't get pregnant, okay?
I was wrong.
473
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,521
Why wouldn't your doctor
tell you something like that?
474
00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:27,672
I don't know.
475
00:26:27,717 --> 00:26:29,371
Maybe because she didn't think
I was stupid enough
476
00:26:29,418 --> 00:26:32,471
- to let some faggot fuck me!
- Hey, fuck you! Don't blame this on me!
477
00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:36,140
Who the hell am I
supposed to blame, huh?
478
00:26:36,188 --> 00:26:38,480
Who the hell has his dick
been inside me?
479
00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:39,923
How am I supposed to know?
480
00:26:43,237 --> 00:26:45,661
You got me pregnant, you faggot!
It was you!
481
00:27:02,015 --> 00:27:03,852
I can't do this, Max.
482
00:27:05,046 --> 00:27:06,543
I'm not ready.
483
00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:09,150
- "Great DJ" by The Ting Tings -
484
00:27:14,777 --> 00:27:17,692
We gotta make a list.
Clear the desk.
485
00:27:19,085 --> 00:27:20,541
What kind of a list?
486
00:27:20,586 --> 00:27:22,012
Pros and cons list.
487
00:27:23,028 --> 00:27:25,182
My mother used to make this
all the time
488
00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:28,012
to kinda decide whether she's
gonna divorce her ex-husbands.
489
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,031
And that's the model
we're gonna follow?
490
00:27:30,988 --> 00:27:33,501
Well, she had
very successful divorces.
491
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,562
Pro.
492
00:27:41,965 --> 00:27:44,262
Hold on.
Why con gotta be black though?
493
00:27:45,927 --> 00:27:49,453
It's not a race thing.
It's just...
494
00:27:49,796 --> 00:27:52,203
Red is happy.
Red is like pro...
495
00:27:52,246 --> 00:27:54,102
No, red represents the devil.
496
00:27:56,728 --> 00:27:57,613
Fine.
497
00:27:58,457 --> 00:28:00,621
I'm writing down
"color weirdness" .
498
00:28:12,027 --> 00:28:14,652
The work is really good
but the show is uneven.
499
00:28:15,158 --> 00:28:17,953
This is, uh... This is weird.
500
00:28:17,995 --> 00:28:19,002
I think it's weird.
501
00:28:24,887 --> 00:28:26,401
Hey,
someone spent some money, huh?
502
00:28:26,435 --> 00:28:28,090
Yes,
she's spent a small fortune.
503
00:28:28,127 --> 00:28:29,071
Really?
504
00:28:29,116 --> 00:28:30,862
God, I would kill
to have a piece like this
505
00:28:30,898 --> 00:28:32,291
when I have my own gallery.
506
00:28:33,066 --> 00:28:33,973
Me too.
507
00:28:36,338 --> 00:28:38,292
Do you know
who Kelly Wentworth is?
508
00:28:38,327 --> 00:28:40,642
A rich divorc�e.
509
00:28:41,248 --> 00:28:45,253
She walked away with 80 million
dollars of Dick Wentworth's fortune.
510
00:28:45,296 --> 00:28:46,602
And decided to spend it
511
00:28:46,676 --> 00:28:48,980
on making herself a presence
in the art world.
512
00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:52,042
Do you like my vanity project?
513
00:28:53,128 --> 00:28:55,101
- It's lovely.
- Thank you.
514
00:28:56,285 --> 00:28:58,643
Oh, it was 89 million.
515
00:29:03,237 --> 00:29:05,701
Bette Porter?
Kelly Wentworth.
516
00:29:05,746 --> 00:29:06,850
Please to meet you.
517
00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:10,490
It's really a spectacular space.
518
00:29:10,527 --> 00:29:12,402
You've been here a long time?
519
00:29:13,066 --> 00:29:14,742
You really don't remember me?
520
00:29:17,805 --> 00:29:21,270
Juicy fucking Freemont?!
Jesus!
521
00:29:21,305 --> 00:29:23,472
Oh my God!
522
00:29:25,545 --> 00:29:27,521
I swear to fucking God,
523
00:29:27,556 --> 00:29:29,483
you look better
than you did in college.
524
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:31,090
- Bitch!
- Look at that biatch!
525
00:29:31,126 --> 00:29:33,412
- The blond looks so good on you.
- Thank you.
526
00:29:34,435 --> 00:29:36,383
Look at your body.
527
00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:37,632
Are you still a runner?
528
00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:42,211
I mean, sometimes.
Not, not really often.
529
00:29:43,297 --> 00:29:45,911
God, what the hell
are you doing in L.A.?
530
00:29:45,988 --> 00:29:47,973
I thought you were married
to New York forever.
531
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:51,263
Well, I thought I was married
to Dick Wentworth forever.
532
00:29:54,716 --> 00:29:56,831
Holy fucking shit!
533
00:29:56,865 --> 00:29:59,951
I'm so, so happy to see you.
534
00:30:06,435 --> 00:30:10,642
Oh my God... Oh, God, I'm sorry.
This is Tina Kennard, my partner.
535
00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:13,671
- Hello.
- Still gay, hey, Porter?
536
00:30:13,716 --> 00:30:16,150
Yeah, well, I lack of imagination
in some areas.
537
00:30:16,188 --> 00:30:17,431
Not many.
538
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,171
This is Kelly Frimont.
539
00:30:22,748 --> 00:30:24,352
The Kelly Frimont!
540
00:30:24,385 --> 00:30:27,613
Oh, Kelly Frimont,
the college roomate!
541
00:30:27,645 --> 00:30:28,931
Right.
542
00:30:28,978 --> 00:30:31,262
Well, I've heard a lot about you.
543
00:30:31,298 --> 00:30:33,411
Did you tell Tina
about you and me?
544
00:30:34,146 --> 00:30:36,053
Well, I told her that you
545
00:30:36,097 --> 00:30:38,582
let me kiss you once
and were so ceased
546
00:30:38,617 --> 00:30:40,621
by a deep and abiding
homosexual panic
547
00:30:40,685 --> 00:30:42,401
that you moved out of the house
immadiately.
548
00:30:42,445 --> 00:30:44,293
She got over me in two minutes.
549
00:30:44,327 --> 00:30:45,150
Ten.
550
00:30:48,495 --> 00:30:51,432
This piece is beautiful.
551
00:30:51,466 --> 00:30:53,453
- I know.
- You have great taste.
552
00:30:53,488 --> 00:30:55,042
I love the tonality.
553
00:30:55,845 --> 00:30:58,882
I just ordered a roadster in
554
00:30:59,227 --> 00:31:00,572
this colour.
555
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,393
I did!
556
00:31:10,328 --> 00:31:12,733
Well, we're gonna go
see the rest of the show.
557
00:31:12,797 --> 00:31:14,983
Okay, but, don't leave
558
00:31:15,016 --> 00:31:16,512
without saying goodbye.
559
00:31:16,548 --> 00:31:17,721
- I will.
- We will.
560
00:31:22,438 --> 00:31:24,051
- It was nice to meet you.
- You too.
561
00:31:31,025 --> 00:31:32,723
-"Killalady" by Justine Electra -
562
00:31:32,767 --> 00:31:35,292
There is way more cons
than pros.
563
00:31:49,758 --> 00:31:51,432
Alright, let's say this,
564
00:31:51,468 --> 00:31:53,371
like "doesn't cook with pepper"
565
00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:54,412
ever,
566
00:31:54,925 --> 00:31:55,832
right?
567
00:31:55,867 --> 00:31:58,512
It, uh, it shouldn't be,
it shouldn't count
568
00:31:58,545 --> 00:31:59,943
as many points as, like,
569
00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:01,801
"makes me wanna be
a better person".
570
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:02,940
Right?
571
00:32:02,985 --> 00:32:04,481
It's pretty good.
572
00:32:04,528 --> 00:32:06,310
So we should do it
on a point system.
573
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:07,492
Like,
574
00:32:07,535 --> 00:32:11,382
"doesn't cook with pepper"
should get what, two points, and...
575
00:32:11,425 --> 00:32:14,143
- Like a point system?
- Yeah, like a point system exactly.
576
00:32:14,155 --> 00:32:17,443
And then "is spontaneous",
I just pick that one 'cause I,
577
00:32:17,476 --> 00:32:19,480
I really appreciate that
about you.
578
00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:27,363
"Likes to get spanked"
you should add.
579
00:32:29,927 --> 00:32:32,870
Okay,
this would get like 8 points.
580
00:32:32,916 --> 00:32:34,731
Okay, that is so smart.
581
00:32:35,735 --> 00:32:38,423
Very smart. I mean,
you're smart. You're smart.
582
00:32:38,507 --> 00:32:39,781
Give me this.
583
00:32:45,226 --> 00:32:47,732
- How many points?
- Oh, nine. You get 9.
584
00:32:48,945 --> 00:32:50,883
Oh yeah,
the pros are so winning now.
585
00:32:56,028 --> 00:32:59,461
So, call me and
we'll arrange a studio visit.
586
00:33:04,627 --> 00:33:07,440
Just one of the many things
I love about the art world.
587
00:33:07,487 --> 00:33:09,590
Yeah, well,
he's a terrible artist.
588
00:33:09,637 --> 00:33:12,183
Luckily I'm not interested
in his work.
589
00:33:14,357 --> 00:33:16,881
Oh, you guys aren't going,
are you?
590
00:33:17,805 --> 00:33:18,872
- Yeah, we are.
- Yeah.
591
00:33:18,905 --> 00:33:22,021
Well, we have to make a plan,
lunch, diner, whatever.
592
00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:24,471
I really wanna pick
that brain of yours.
593
00:33:24,518 --> 00:33:26,063
Yeah, well, the first thing
I would tell you
594
00:33:26,107 --> 00:33:28,130
is not to sign an artist
that you wanna fuck.
595
00:33:28,166 --> 00:33:30,230
That comes
from firsthand experience?
596
00:33:30,287 --> 00:33:31,751
I read your
article on the Art Journal.
597
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:38,723
- It was amazing.
- Oh, thank you!
598
00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:41,913
Do you mind?
599
00:33:41,956 --> 00:33:43,503
No, I think you should.
600
00:33:43,548 --> 00:33:45,153
Excuse me.
601
00:33:45,665 --> 00:33:46,721
Just a second.
602
00:33:46,766 --> 00:33:48,823
The cover? Incredible.
603
00:33:48,865 --> 00:33:50,441
I loved your lips.
604
00:33:53,337 --> 00:33:54,902
I need to talk to you.
605
00:33:57,216 --> 00:33:58,301
I'm sorry.
606
00:34:00,826 --> 00:34:02,062
Just a second.
607
00:34:14,456 --> 00:34:15,351
Now what?
608
00:34:15,357 --> 00:34:17,531
James has been trying to
schedule an appointment with you
609
00:34:17,575 --> 00:34:19,200
and you haven't
come back to him.
610
00:34:19,955 --> 00:34:21,330
I've been busy.
611
00:34:23,068 --> 00:34:25,021
Do you realise
that you report to me?
612
00:34:25,068 --> 00:34:27,182
And if I ask to see you,
613
00:34:27,216 --> 00:34:28,802
then you make it happen.
614
00:34:28,846 --> 00:34:30,371
I don't report to you, Bette.
615
00:34:30,407 --> 00:34:32,340
I don't report to anybody.
616
00:34:34,036 --> 00:34:35,683
You have until tomorrow.
617
00:34:35,717 --> 00:34:36,850
Or what?
618
00:34:36,897 --> 00:34:38,840
I knew about it
if I couldn't choose my T.A.
619
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:42,410
I saw her. It was like
one after the next, little
620
00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:45,922
moths to a flame.
She burnt everyone of them.
621
00:34:45,955 --> 00:34:47,891
- Really?
- You know.
622
00:34:48,998 --> 00:34:49,881
You're ready?
623
00:34:53,387 --> 00:34:55,722
- It was really great to see you.
- You too.
624
00:34:55,757 --> 00:34:57,163
- You too.
- Good luck with the gallery.
625
00:34:57,205 --> 00:34:58,890
Thank you. I'll see you soon.
626
00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:02,813
Nice to meet you.
627
00:35:06,045 --> 00:35:08,292
MUSIC
628
00:35:10,095 --> 00:35:11,810
Yeah, you two are a great pair.
629
00:35:11,847 --> 00:35:13,452
No alcohol, no sex. It's...
630
00:35:13,496 --> 00:35:14,700
Well, that's what you have to do
631
00:35:14,735 --> 00:35:16,331
to keep your sanity and
632
00:35:16,368 --> 00:35:18,582
not to mention your shirt on
in this business.
633
00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:21,750
But, I mean, I'm not a complete nun.
I have the occasional drink.
634
00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:23,482
I even have sex
every now and then.
635
00:35:23,566 --> 00:35:24,993
Alright,
just not with people you like?
636
00:35:25,065 --> 00:35:26,781
Yeah, that's my new M.O.
637
00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:28,853
All business, no attachment.
638
00:35:37,258 --> 00:35:39,351
What the fuck?
639
00:35:40,546 --> 00:35:41,541
What?
640
00:35:42,626 --> 00:35:43,970
Twelve o'clock,
641
00:35:44,005 --> 00:35:45,843
the female
in the lesbo sandwich.
642
00:35:45,886 --> 00:35:49,143
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!
643
00:35:49,177 --> 00:35:51,600
Dylan, did she come out
of the closet?
644
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:55,180
That girl used to be straight?
645
00:35:55,226 --> 00:35:58,113
Well, she wasn't gay back
when she was fucking Helena.
646
00:36:02,575 --> 00:36:06,040
Wow, looks like someone's carpet
is about to get munched.
647
00:36:07,237 --> 00:36:08,272
You're okay?
648
00:36:09,175 --> 00:36:10,490
Of course,
649
00:36:10,527 --> 00:36:12,131
why wouldn't I be?
650
00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:14,243
You're not freaking out?
651
00:36:14,815 --> 00:36:18,241
- No, there's no reason to.
- But that's the woman
652
00:36:18,275 --> 00:36:20,453
who extorted you for
sexually harassing her!
653
00:36:21,728 --> 00:36:23,420
What is wrong with you?
654
00:36:23,497 --> 00:36:24,643
I'm just saying.
655
00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:26,861
Of all the gin joints
in all the world?
656
00:36:50,358 --> 00:36:51,510
I've been calling you.
657
00:36:52,957 --> 00:36:54,181
I know.
659
00:36:56,406 --> 00:36:57,801
My phone broke.
660
00:37:05,626 --> 00:37:08,153
I wanted to say I'm sorry
for the way I reacted.
661
00:37:10,088 --> 00:37:12,012
You just caught me by surprise.
I...
662
00:37:13,367 --> 00:37:14,881
I've started to think
about it.
663
00:37:19,835 --> 00:37:21,501
What do you think about
having the baby?
664
00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:25,772
Fuck off!
665
00:37:26,276 --> 00:37:29,101
Don't you wanna be a couple
of West Hollywood fag dads?
666
00:37:32,386 --> 00:37:34,172
I don't know.
667
00:37:37,468 --> 00:37:39,422
How we're fucking handle this?
668
00:37:40,598 --> 00:37:41,700
We can handle it.
669
00:37:43,317 --> 00:37:45,653
We can.
We both make a decent living.
670
00:37:46,605 --> 00:37:48,002
We love each other.
671
00:37:48,045 --> 00:37:50,530
We've said we want
to spend our lives together.
672
00:37:54,596 --> 00:37:56,382
I'll have to think about it.
673
00:38:03,017 --> 00:38:04,763
Sorry I kicked you in the balls.
674
00:38:07,046 --> 00:38:08,421
I'm sorry I knocked you up.
675
00:38:18,007 --> 00:38:20,920
Oh my God,
she was so irritating.
676
00:38:20,956 --> 00:38:22,673
Did you hear her?
677
00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:24,991
"Look at your body"!
678
00:38:25,806 --> 00:38:27,361
"Are you still a runner"?
679
00:38:28,036 --> 00:38:29,152
While you were talking to Jodi,
680
00:38:29,158 --> 00:38:30,753
she asked me
if you were still a player.
681
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:32,733
I was never a player.
682
00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:34,153
That's not what Kelly said.
683
00:38:34,485 --> 00:38:37,260
She said no matter whether
you're in a relationship or not,
684
00:38:37,308 --> 00:38:40,320
you've always had at least
two other women on the side.
685
00:38:40,357 --> 00:38:43,051
Kelly was too busy
fucking every male professor
686
00:38:43,086 --> 00:38:45,351
to pay attention to
what I was doing.
687
00:38:45,786 --> 00:38:47,560
Oh and another thing,
she's sorry
688
00:38:47,596 --> 00:38:50,811
she didn't take you up
on that offer 20 years ago.
689
00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:54,793
Did you tell her we're exclusive?
690
00:38:54,826 --> 00:38:56,803
No, I didn't, Bette.
691
00:38:56,845 --> 00:39:01,080
I figured if some gorgeous woman
from your past come along,
692
00:39:01,128 --> 00:39:03,153
talking about how hot you are
693
00:39:03,197 --> 00:39:05,663
and how sorry she is
she didn't sleep with you,
694
00:39:06,248 --> 00:39:07,752
I'm not gonna be the one
695
00:39:07,787 --> 00:39:10,143
to tell her that you're not
available for a redo.
696
00:39:10,576 --> 00:39:12,030
But you know that I'm not.
697
00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:14,580
But you were flirting.
698
00:39:17,527 --> 00:39:19,042
I was not flirting.
699
00:39:23,055 --> 00:39:24,413
Yes, you were.
700
00:39:24,967 --> 00:39:26,291
You can't help it.
701
00:39:26,827 --> 00:39:29,343
- What? You never flirt?
- Of course I flirt,
702
00:39:29,385 --> 00:39:32,023
but it's different for you.
It feeds you.
703
00:39:33,456 --> 00:39:35,330
You feed off people wanting you.
704
00:39:35,376 --> 00:39:37,403
And they do want you.
705
00:39:38,346 --> 00:39:41,553
It's...
It's like blood to a vampire.
706
00:39:41,585 --> 00:39:43,551
So now, I'm a vampire?
707
00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:48,380
I love you.
I don't wanna deprive you
708
00:39:48,425 --> 00:39:51,250
of something that's
so fundamental to who you are.
709
00:39:56,615 --> 00:39:58,201
You need to trust
710
00:39:58,765 --> 00:40:00,870
that I know who I am.
711
00:40:02,697 --> 00:40:04,651
And I know what to do with it.
712
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:08,082
I don't know what that means.
713
00:40:18,256 --> 00:40:21,262
It means that
everyone else can fuck off
714
00:40:22,738 --> 00:40:24,803
because I only want you.
715
00:40:41,835 --> 00:40:43,623
I only wanna be wanted by you.
716
00:40:48,188 --> 00:40:49,561
MUSIC
717
00:41:09,058 --> 00:41:10,420
Thank you.
718
00:41:17,086 --> 00:41:18,260
Thank you, gorgeous.
719
00:41:18,306 --> 00:41:21,393
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
720
00:41:39,816 --> 00:41:41,021
You're with me?
721
00:41:41,048 --> 00:41:42,860
- What? What are we gonna do?
- Get my back.
722
00:41:44,696 --> 00:41:46,291
What did she do to Helena?
723
00:41:46,368 --> 00:41:49,440
Wait a minute. Right now,
I wanna tell her
724
00:41:49,475 --> 00:41:51,773
where she gets off
messing with my friend.
725
00:41:51,816 --> 00:41:53,063
I'm gonna tell her.
726
00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:54,410
I'm so telling her.
727
00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:02,972
Really...
728
00:42:03,727 --> 00:42:05,930
- Really?
- Excuse me?
729
00:42:05,978 --> 00:42:09,490
I mean, come on, the hair.
The hair... and the documentaries!
730
00:42:10,566 --> 00:42:12,070
It's like...
731
00:42:12,146 --> 00:42:15,892
I'm... not... gay!
732
00:42:20,735 --> 00:42:23,001
Yeah, it's a good one.
A good one.
733
00:42:23,047 --> 00:42:24,120
I got this.
734
00:42:25,518 --> 00:42:26,651
She's got it.
735
00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:36,500
You look, you look amazing.
736
00:42:42,386 --> 00:42:44,032
Can we talk?
737
00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:47,630
Okay, so basically,
that skankful Dylan Moreland
738
00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:49,273
almost ruined
entire Helena's life.
739
00:42:49,306 --> 00:42:51,613
First, she pretended
to be in love with her, okay?
740
00:42:51,657 --> 00:42:53,502
So she and her boyfriend
could sue her
741
00:42:53,565 --> 00:42:55,001
for sexual harassment
742
00:42:55,036 --> 00:42:57,161
and extort million of dollars
from her.
743
00:42:57,237 --> 00:42:59,031
Hi, we were...
Sorry, dude, we just left.
744
00:43:01,016 --> 00:43:03,193
- Can you believe it?
- Get me a Pellegrino.
745
00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:05,940
So,
746
00:43:06,677 --> 00:43:08,702
are you aware that
this is my club?
747
00:43:08,757 --> 00:43:10,540
No, I just came back into town
748
00:43:10,578 --> 00:43:13,872
and, I mean, I heard that
this was the best girl club in L.A.
749
00:43:13,905 --> 00:43:18,322
And you were looking for
a girl club, a lesbian girl club?
750
00:43:19,617 --> 00:43:21,641
Yes, I mean, you know.
Obviously,
751
00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,831
you, you helped me with that.
752
00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:26,463
I mean, I finally
figured it out, right?
753
00:43:26,498 --> 00:43:27,670
Good.
754
00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:32,240
I just...
755
00:43:33,337 --> 00:43:35,790
I can't begin to tell you about
756
00:43:35,836 --> 00:43:38,361
how sorry I am
about everything, about
757
00:43:38,406 --> 00:43:40,882
the way I behave,
the way I treated you.
758
00:43:41,528 --> 00:43:43,743
And I don't expect for you
to care about my life at all
759
00:43:43,778 --> 00:43:44,923
right now. I...
760
00:43:46,475 --> 00:43:49,770
I certainly don't expect for you
to care that I've,
761
00:43:49,818 --> 00:43:51,682
I've never stopped thinking
about you.
762
00:43:51,727 --> 00:43:52,880
Ever.
763
00:43:52,927 --> 00:43:54,880
And wishing that I'd met you
764
00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:56,530
at a different time in my life.
765
00:44:00,748 --> 00:44:03,223
I can go if you want me to go.
766
00:44:05,178 --> 00:44:07,610
No, it's fine. Look,
I only came over
767
00:44:07,657 --> 00:44:09,182
because it would be
akward for me
768
00:44:09,226 --> 00:44:11,803
not to say anything,
especially since it's my club.
769
00:44:11,837 --> 00:44:15,562
Stay, stay, have a good time.
Enjoy it. Be with your friends.
770
00:44:22,925 --> 00:44:25,562
So, her mother get so mad
771
00:44:25,606 --> 00:44:27,711
she cuts Helena off,
so she has to come live with me
772
00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:29,771
- and become a cook!
- I was a caterer.
773
00:44:29,807 --> 00:44:31,600
Which was a disaster,
and let's face it
774
00:44:31,647 --> 00:44:34,072
Helena is used to
a certain standard of living.
775
00:44:34,075 --> 00:44:36,612
So she meets
this shady high-roller lady.
776
00:44:36,658 --> 00:44:37,931
they hook up but
777
00:44:38,016 --> 00:44:39,881
she uses Helena
and takes all her money
778
00:44:39,918 --> 00:44:42,363
and when Helena takes it back, and
we still don't know where she buried it,
779
00:44:42,436 --> 00:44:44,930
she gets arrested
and has to share a cell
780
00:44:44,968 --> 00:44:46,432
with some killer!
781
00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:48,580
- She was in for text fraud.
- Alright.
782
00:44:48,626 --> 00:44:49,972
So, her mother
can't take it anymore,
783
00:44:50,015 --> 00:44:51,201
she bails Helena out,
784
00:44:51,245 --> 00:44:53,401
but she doesn't wanna live under
her mother's thumb anymore.
785
00:44:53,435 --> 00:44:56,043
So she springs Dusty from jail,
they go to Tahaa
786
00:44:56,085 --> 00:44:57,881
which she doesn't ever
want to talk about,
787
00:44:57,928 --> 00:44:59,542
so it couldn't have been
that great, right?
788
00:44:59,997 --> 00:45:00,831
Right.
789
00:45:00,868 --> 00:45:04,281
And her mother gets stung by
a jellyfish, all because of this woman.
790
00:45:04,927 --> 00:45:06,443
Want me to kick her ass?
791
00:45:08,435 --> 00:45:09,343
Thank you.
792
00:45:09,387 --> 00:45:11,641
You're a better person that me.
I'd have to beat a bitch down
793
00:45:11,675 --> 00:45:14,441
- if she tried to do that shit to me.
- Are you okay?
794
00:45:19,786 --> 00:45:21,093
I'm perfect.
795
00:45:22,628 --> 00:45:24,270
And don't even get me started
on her kids,
796
00:45:24,278 --> 00:45:25,593
'cause where did they go?
797
00:45:38,015 --> 00:45:40,710
I don't give a fuck
who's idea it was.
798
00:45:40,758 --> 00:45:43,971
You took part. You manipulated
my emotions, you used me,
799
00:45:44,017 --> 00:45:45,790
and you humiliated me,
and you've got
800
00:45:45,837 --> 00:45:48,481
to be fucking insane thinking
you could just prance in here
801
00:45:48,525 --> 00:45:51,101
act as if nothing ever happened,
tell me that you're happy,
802
00:45:51,146 --> 00:45:54,483
tell me that you're out of the closet,
tell me that you're oh so sorry
803
00:45:54,517 --> 00:45:56,810
for destroying my fucking life.
804
00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:58,411
Fuck you!
805
00:46:03,018 --> 00:46:04,012
Thank you!
806
00:46:08,037 --> 00:46:09,591
Now I know you care.
807
00:46:28,358 --> 00:46:30,391
I need my stuff. Open the door.
808
00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:46,860
Thanks.
809
00:47:04,027 --> 00:47:06,380
So that's it?
You're done trying?
810
00:47:06,428 --> 00:47:07,852
I'm out.
811
00:47:08,418 --> 00:47:10,050
I don't see
the point with you anymore.
812
00:47:12,918 --> 00:47:15,321
Shane, you know
that it was you, right?
813
00:47:16,517 --> 00:47:19,080
When I said that
you broke my heart?
814
00:47:19,886 --> 00:47:21,771
I was talking about you.
815
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:24,742
- "From the Valley to the Stars"
by El Perro Del Mar -
816
00:47:27,087 --> 00:47:29,570
You know, when I said it
I felt like my,
817
00:47:29,616 --> 00:47:31,881
my, my heart was breaking.
818
00:47:50,585 --> 00:47:52,453
I tried to tell you
819
00:47:53,266 --> 00:47:55,422
all week how sorry I am.
820
00:48:01,408 --> 00:48:04,450
I'm not ever gonna hurt you
like that again.
821
00:48:05,798 --> 00:48:08,602
I also realized
that I'm in love with you.
822
00:48:13,525 --> 00:48:15,893
Now I'm like
all those stupid girls.
823
00:48:34,878 --> 00:48:35,892
What?
824
00:48:37,517 --> 00:48:38,573
What?!
825
00:49:17,337 --> 00:49:18,980
titelilie
www.forom.com
826
00:49:24,598 --> 00:49:27,162
The negative was stolen
from the lab, Tina!
827
00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:28,421
We have no more film!
828
00:49:28,515 --> 00:49:30,352
And I'm holding you
personally responsible for it.
829
00:49:30,398 --> 00:49:32,850
Jenny, I'm gonna
fucking kill you.
830
00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:35,431
On the next all new episode of
"The L Word"...
831
00:49:35,465 --> 00:49:37,361
Homophobia is alive and well.
832
00:49:37,816 --> 00:49:40,063
- I'm gotta get fired.
- You don't always get rewarded
833
00:49:40,097 --> 00:49:41,933
for doing the right thing.
I got punished.
834
00:49:41,967 --> 00:49:44,133
Are you really gonna
make this about you right now?
835
00:49:44,178 --> 00:49:45,553
I'm gonna have to fire you.
836
00:49:45,597 --> 00:49:47,471
Having her around makes you
uncomfortable.
837
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,191
That's sexual harassment.
838
00:49:49,235 --> 00:49:51,230
Are you threatening to sue me
for sexual harassment?
839
00:49:51,546 --> 00:49:53,673
- We're making a mistake?
- No.
840
00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:56,330
I don't have expectations
for our relationship.
841
00:49:58,538 --> 00:49:59,772
Oh my God!
842
00:50:01,088 --> 00:50:02,893
So you guys are like a couple?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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