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Remember our plan
if we ever get outta here.
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Rolling.
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Jorinda Garber,
reading for the part of Jessie.
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Jessie, I'm in love with you.
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Vipers don't love, Karina.
They poison.
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I still feel your venom cursing
through my veins.
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You used me as a pon
in your twisted relationship.
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How many girls
have you and Frances destroyed
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to tell your... sordid stories to each other
as a foul play?
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- You don't understand.
- I understand.
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I understand enough to know
that I despise you.
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You're the only that
I've ever felt this way about.
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Liar! Fucking liar!
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Liar! You're a fucking liar!
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No, Karina, I absolutely...
I hate you so much, Karina.
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I absolutely hate you. I really...
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I can't! I...
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Really, I love you.
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I love you, I love you.
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Cut!
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This was great, Niki.
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How many girls have you and Frances fucked
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in order to tell sordid stories to each other,
part of some fucking foul play!
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You're really fucked up,
you know that?
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That was awesome!
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That was totally amazing.
I loved it.
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- Good job!
- Alright, Kit.
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Switch up for a second.
I want to show you.
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When you drop down on your two legs,
Use your fallforce.
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- I don't wanna go to SheBar.
- Why?
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'Cause I'm not interested in
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L.A.'s first super-hot, girls-only club,
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- straight out of Miami.
- It'll be fun.
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- No, it's gonna be boring.
- I heard they sank a lot of money into it.
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Are you gonna go, Shane?
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- I don't know. I haven't decided yet.
- Oh, come on!
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When's the last time
you missed a club opening?
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- It's gonna be torture for her.
- I never said that.
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I just said I haven't decided yet,
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- and that's all.
- How could you not be going, Alice?
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Oh, 'cause Tasha can't be out
at a lezzy bar,
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and I got invited to a Barry Bird party,
with a guest.
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The entertainment lawyer?
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You know, he's famous for those velvet,
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like mafia underground type parties
for all the closet in Hollywood homos.
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And it's fascinating, because,
before you go to a party,
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you have to sign an anonymous closure form.
It's crazy.
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- Alright.
- Nice work!
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Everyone gets a partner
and some pads.
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We're gonna learn how to face each other
and go over some punching technics.
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Why don't you wanna go?
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I've never been to one
of the L.A. lesbian clubs before
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except for the Planet on thursday nights.
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That's my point. I just,
I don't wanna go to a bar that's,
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you know, in direct competition
with my sister.
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But it's not a competition. I mean,
there's enough room for everybody
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and besides, it's so important
to support women's businesses.
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It's just like it's so important that
you guys are here supporting me today!
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We're here because we love you.
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And because we were so freaked out
about the robbery.
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Alright everyone. Okay,
right foot back, left foot forward.
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Left hands up, okay?
Protect your face.
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When you are ready,
you're gonna scream and defend, "No!".
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- You're okay? You're okay?
- Yeah.
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Here we go!
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Who owns the SheBar anyway, you guys?
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It's those girls from Miami, you know,
they're a couple.
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Dawn Denbo, Cindy something-or-other.
They're, like, infamous party girls.
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Hey, Shane. Don't you think
she's hot? The trainer?
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She's got the abs,
she's got the ass...
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No, I don't.
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- "No", right, no?
- Okay!
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So, I think that the bar,
it's gonna be crazy,
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'cause all the lesbians in Hollywood
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wanna be in the movie.
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I won't worry about it
too much, Jenny.
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Fuck off!
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My agents are like,
you should wear a tee-shirt
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that says: "Sorry,
Nathalie Portman has the job".
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Natalie passed.
We're going with Niki Stevens.
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No, you're not!
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- It happened late last night.
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Let's switch up, switch up, okay?
Other persons have the pads.
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Tina, are you gonna go to SheBar?
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Yeah, I think so.
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I thought you're gonna meet
Brenda there?
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Who's Brenda?
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Just this girl I went out with
last week.
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She's a heart surgeon, she's hot,
talks dirty in bed.
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Dirty talking? Nice.
You slept with her on the first date?
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Yeah, I did, actually.
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Now you're gonna go to SheBar with her?
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I don't know; she's going anyway.
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I just thought I'd meet her there,
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since we're both going.
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She's hot. I like her.
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- What the fuck, Bette?!
- I'm sorry. I'm just playing.
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Alright everyone, let's stop
with the pads training.
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- Shane?
- Yeah?
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Can I use you for a second?
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Yeah.
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Teacher's going.
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Someone's in trouble.
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Pads over. Alright.
Just wanna use you for a demo over here.
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Come on, over. Behind me.
Tight and closed.
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All the way in, all the way in.
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I don't know, I think we should
sign Angelica up for self-defence class.
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Let's just wait til she gets out of
the stroller first.
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Grab the wrist, twist over,
punching into the nose,
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- knee into the groin.
- Summer,
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what if this motherfucker has a gun?
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If they have a gun, you do what they say.
Okay?
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But if you have a chance to run,
you do it.
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Run to safety.
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Let's partners up and try this, okay?
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You've gotta learn these skills.
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Okay. One person behind,
the other person's gonna come here front.
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You're holding her nice and tight.
Okay? Grip, grip. Nice and tight, okay?
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Behind, nice and tight. Grip her.
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You're the attacker. I'm sure
you can hold tighter than that.
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Ok, persons in front,
what they're gonna do
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- is...
- I think Summer likes you.
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Would you please shut the fucking up?
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- God, frickin' mouth.
- Has anyone seen Shane's vagina?
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- 'Cause I think she dropped it somewhere.
- Okay, one, two, three, scream "No!".
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You have 17 messages already.
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Oh, that's nothing. I mean, Alice gets, like,
50 in the first hour that she posts.
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What are they saying?
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What?
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Nothing. Just some ignorant jerk.
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Read it to me.
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"This is a lesbian space.
I don't really need to know
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that Max Sweeney thinks
of his large click as a big dick
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and his freaked girlfriend
likes to squeeze his tits
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and that's why
he didn't get top surgery".
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I guess that's why we post in here, right?
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To educate people like that, right?
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Whatever.
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- Hey, Alice.
- Max, you invaded my space
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to put out your own agenda,
and it wasn't cool at all.
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But, here's what I'll do.
You can blog once a week,
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I'll put you in your own little box
with the homepage,
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- with the guestbians.
- Why not with the guestbians?
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Because it's a lesbian site, Max.
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And I just don't want to get bombarded
with a bunch of dykes, you know,
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flipping out about this transgender thing.
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You can't segregate trans people
out of the lesbian community. I mean...
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No, I'm not saying that, you know,
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lesbians and transgenders can't share
the same space. I'm just saying...
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Good afternoon, m'am.
We're looking for an Alice Pieszecki.
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I gotta go.
I'm Alice Pieszecki.
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I'm Major Dorell,
this is Lieutenant Finarti.
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We'd like to talk to you
for a few minutes.
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Did something happen to Tasha?
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- You're a friend of Captain Williams?
- Yeah.
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Could we talk inside for a minute?
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It'll just take a few minutes.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Why are you here?
What's this about?
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We just want to ask you a few questions,
M'am. It's not...
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What's your relationship
with Captain Williams?
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We're friends.
You didn't answer my question.
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What's "Velvetpark"?
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It's a magazine.
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Did you wanna answer my question?
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"Dyke culture in bloom"?
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"Gay L.A.".
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SheBar,
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you're going, Fin?
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Uh, no.
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- I assume you...
- You know what?
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You don't have a search warrant, so
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- I'd like you to leave.
- Oh, don't worry, Miss Pieszecki.
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I can call you "Miss", right?
You're not married or anything.
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So...
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what is this?
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Nothing. Just...
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Wait a minute. I know what it is.
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It's like of a low tech version of
what you have on your lesbian website.
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- Is Captain Williams on it?
- No.
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Who is "T"? Someone
who didn't want her name on it?
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You should go. Now.
I think you should go.
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Come on, Darell.
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Well, thanks for your time, M'am.
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I hope we didn't disturb you too much.
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Oh, fuck!
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Fuck!
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And then he put the gun on his head
and he pulled the trigger.
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- He had a gun?
- Turned out to be soap stone.
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He cut it himself. But
it looked totally 100% real.
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It sounds like a very disturbing
piece of art.
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It wasn't art, Dean Porter.
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Everyone in the room
was traumatized by it.
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You know, sometimes, some people
are pretty upset about your work.
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Sometimes that's what art seeks to do.
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Standing in front of a class
and threatening to blow your brain out
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isn't what art seeks to do.
It was self-inflicted terrorrism.
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I'm gonna look into it.
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Don't blow me off, Dean Porter.
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I'm not blowing you off, Lani.
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I'm just gonna gather some more information.
Then talk to Justin,
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and Professor Lerner.
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Now, I understand how upset you are,
but I also know
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that, if it had been your project
that has caused such controversy,
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you would have wanted to fair hearing.
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Are you gonna be okay?
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I don't know.
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I think you are.
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And I'm here
if you want to talk to anyone.
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Jesus!
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Vipers don't love, Karina.
They poison.
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I mean, I still feel your venom
cursing through my veins.
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- I like her.
- Yeah, she's natural.
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It's good.
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There is no way that I'm casting
Niki Stevens. She can't act.
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Jenny, she's the best actor for the role.
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She has star quality, look at her!
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She looks like she just walked out
of Maxim magazine.
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- I'm sorry. Is that a bad thing?
- Aaron,
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- it doesn't look like she's a writer.
- I mean, you're beautiful,
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you're a writer. Why can't she play
a beautiful writer?
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'Cause it looks like the last book
she read was ten years ago.
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- Are you there? God, it's me Margaret!
- Okay, so
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- what's your choice?
- Luchi Santis is my choice.
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- That girl is too weird.
- She's the best actor.
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- She's too intense. She's not attractive.
- That's the character.
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- Have you read the script, Aaron?
- She's not fuckable!
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Look, Niki has hit behind her.
She's got a huge movie coming.
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- So, fucking what?!
- So we need hit!
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To put asses in the seats!
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Do you have any idea what kind of a risk
I'm taking on this film?
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Look, look at her. I mean,
she completely sold the kiss.
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That's really important having an actor
that looks like
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she enjoys kissing other women.
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I don't care about that.
Adele, stop writing.
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- Get me William on the phone.
- William is in Geneva.
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I spoke with William this morning,
and he's over the moon with Nikki.
238
00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:59,081
- He saw Niki as the star of our new film.
- He liked her.
239
00:13:59,128 --> 00:14:01,890
And he said he'd rather have her
than Nathalie Portman, okay?
240
00:14:01,936 --> 00:14:03,950
- So, are we finished?
- No, we're not finished.
241
00:14:03,997 --> 00:14:07,571
You got the fuckin' DGA card.
Why don't you direct the whole movie?
242
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:10,561
Yeah, I'll direct the movie.
Why don't you fuckin' pay for the movie?
243
00:14:10,597 --> 00:14:13,003
Go fuck yourself.
And you know what?
244
00:14:13,047 --> 00:14:15,021
You've a small dick.
245
00:14:15,035 --> 00:14:18,513
We'll make this movie with Nikki Stevens
or we won't make that movie!
246
00:14:18,547 --> 00:14:20,742
How does she know how big my dick is?
247
00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:22,793
I think she'll come around.
248
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,972
Excuse me?
249
00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:28,592
Well, you know, she's quitting smocking
and so she's just really fragile right now. But
250
00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:30,492
I think it'll be just
let her get through her process.
251
00:14:30,525 --> 00:14:32,983
- Who are you? Who is she?
- It's Jenny's assistant.
252
00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:35,130
Look, I'm gonna call
Nikki Stevens' agent, all right?
253
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:37,451
I'm gonna call her today and
have a great relationship with her.
254
00:14:37,498 --> 00:14:40,341
- I'm gonna get going right now.
- Tina, get Schecter on board.
255
00:14:40,386 --> 00:14:42,410
I don't wanna a cranky director.
256
00:14:42,456 --> 00:14:45,382
I want her to love Niki Stevens
like it was her own idea.
257
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:47,201
- Capice?
- Capice.
258
00:14:55,287 --> 00:14:57,971
I need these slides by wednesday. No.
259
00:14:58,006 --> 00:14:59,820
No, the meeting is on friday.
260
00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:01,401
I need a day to go over.
261
00:15:02,757 --> 00:15:04,781
You wanted to see me, Dean Porter?
262
00:15:05,895 --> 00:15:07,511
Yeah, I need it by friday.
263
00:15:07,548 --> 00:15:11,360
If it doesn't come by friday,
then it's of no service to me or to anyone.
264
00:15:12,506 --> 00:15:13,853
That's right.
265
00:15:13,897 --> 00:15:16,750
Okay, great.
No, that's a good idea.
266
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:20,090
Alright, thanks.
Wednesday, wednesday. Bye.
267
00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:25,020
How could you let a student
268
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:28,471
stand in front of your class
with a gun pointed to his head?
269
00:15:30,065 --> 00:15:33,412
It wasn't a real gun.
Who told you it was a real gun?
270
00:15:33,446 --> 00:15:35,912
I know that it was carved out
of soap stone, but,
271
00:15:36,408 --> 00:15:38,712
apparently it looked very realistic
272
00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:40,472
and now, Lani Shipman
273
00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:42,431
has been traumatized by it.
274
00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:49,072
- Do you want something else?
- No.
275
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,601
I want you to tell me about this
276
00:15:51,637 --> 00:15:53,642
idiot who made the gun sculpture.
277
00:15:54,697 --> 00:15:56,442
He's talented.
278
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,161
You're not gonna suspend him for this?
279
00:15:59,197 --> 00:16:02,210
No, of course not.
Come on.
280
00:16:02,256 --> 00:16:05,160
You know my position on the freedom
of expression, but in this climate...
281
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:06,712
What climate is that?
282
00:16:08,738 --> 00:16:10,950
- What climate is that?
- Yeah.
283
00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:15,053
Columbine,
284
00:16:15,098 --> 00:16:17,072
Virginia Tech.
285
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,763
Is there something
you want me to do?
286
00:16:34,898 --> 00:16:39,123
I want you to be just a little bit more
thoughtful sometimes.
287
00:16:40,018 --> 00:16:43,501
I think about my students all the time.
288
00:16:44,285 --> 00:16:48,182
I think about how to support them,
289
00:16:48,748 --> 00:16:51,390
and how to change them,
290
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:54,631
and I think about how, um,
291
00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:57,263
help them grow as artists.
292
00:16:57,306 --> 00:16:59,552
So, what are we talking about?
293
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:10,483
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
I know, I know, I know.
294
00:17:16,265 --> 00:17:18,211
I'm not saying that
295
00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:21,042
you did anything wrong.
296
00:17:21,076 --> 00:17:22,652
Thank you.
297
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,590
Look, I'm gonna go then.
I'm hungry.
298
00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:31,091
Am I dismissed?
299
00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:33,282
I want you to kiss me good night.
300
00:17:57,508 --> 00:17:59,522
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
301
00:18:17,535 --> 00:18:20,531
I think I'm gonna be working late tonight.
302
00:18:22,087 --> 00:18:23,692
Maybe tomorrow?
303
00:18:26,616 --> 00:18:28,082
If you're lucky.
304
00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:44,302
Are you alone?
Did anyone follow you?
305
00:18:44,338 --> 00:18:45,961
- What?
- Oh god!
306
00:18:45,978 --> 00:18:47,980
What are you talking about?
Are you okay?
307
00:18:48,017 --> 00:18:49,681
No, I'm not okay.
308
00:18:49,727 --> 00:18:51,311
What the fuck are you doing?
309
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,941
I'm degayinfying.
310
00:18:52,985 --> 00:18:55,143
Oh god! They got in to get pictures
311
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,700
and they didn't even have a warrant.
312
00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:59,302
Maybe they'll come here again.
There'll be no evidence of gay.
313
00:18:59,336 --> 00:19:00,283
You know what?
314
00:19:00,798 --> 00:19:02,982
You should keep this somewhere safe.
315
00:19:03,627 --> 00:19:06,481
Wait! When and who
ever comes here again?
316
00:19:06,516 --> 00:19:09,090
These two military men!
Two!
317
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,993
Shit!
318
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,752
You know, they were fucking nutsy.
They scared me.
319
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,361
- What did they want?
- They came in, okay?
320
00:19:16,385 --> 00:19:18,723
They're just walking around,
looking at things!
321
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,642
They tried to get me out of you.
322
00:19:20,717 --> 00:19:22,543
Which I didn't, I swear.
323
00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:24,912
I just said, you know, leave
they should leave.
324
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:29,202
- Shit, I'm so sorry.
- I know. What was I supposed to do?
325
00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:30,540
Oh, I'm so sorry this happened to you.
326
00:19:33,228 --> 00:19:36,550
I didn't tell those fuckers a thing
they could use against you, okay?
327
00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:38,061
Not a thing.
328
00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:40,780
Hey, you've heard from Helena?
329
00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:42,872
Well, she told me to tell everyone
330
00:19:43,347 --> 00:19:44,683
not to worry about her.
331
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:47,101
Well, she must have
a hidden treasure somewhere.
332
00:19:47,106 --> 00:19:49,110
Nah, I don't think so.
333
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,413
Maybe she's with Dusty, I don't know.
She wouldn't tell me.
334
00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:53,783
- I just hope she'll be safe.
- She's gonna be fine.
335
00:19:53,835 --> 00:19:55,253
Are you sure this is gonna
keep me awake?
336
00:19:55,326 --> 00:19:57,052
Yeah, it's chocolate. It is good for you.
337
00:19:57,085 --> 00:19:59,880
You've got this big appetite... these days.
338
00:19:59,977 --> 00:20:01,911
I know. I'm trying
to trade food for sex.
339
00:20:01,948 --> 00:20:03,240
Amen to that!
340
00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:08,362
- So, what are you playing?
- I'm playing Lara Croft: Legend.
341
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,941
- Oh, she's a hottie.
- That is not why
342
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,463
I'm playing this game, Kit.
343
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,053
- I'm not!
- Look how fast your thumbs are going.
344
00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:19,790
I don't know actually
how I'm doing this at all.
345
00:20:21,905 --> 00:20:24,050
- "Danger" by Betty Everett -
348
00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:32,400
What's the matter with you?
Are you okay?
349
00:20:34,045 --> 00:20:36,352
Earth to Shane.
346
00:20:36,825 --> 00:20:38,233
What?
347
00:20:38,636 --> 00:20:40,722
- What?
- Are you okay?
348
00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:48,763
I'm fine, I'm good. Can I...
349
00:20:48,806 --> 00:20:50,842
Can I get that to go?
350
00:20:59,215 --> 00:21:01,161
Why the fuck didn't you tell me that
351
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,132
they were gonna send their dogs
on my friend's house?
352
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:04,711
Keep your voice down,
and tell me what happened.
353
00:21:04,718 --> 00:21:07,243
You're supposed to be my lawyer!
You're supposed to be on top of this!
354
00:21:07,276 --> 00:21:09,452
You are crossing a line right now,
you realize it?
355
00:21:09,498 --> 00:21:11,462
I realize you don't give a damn about me
356
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,073
but you had an obligation
357
00:21:13,118 --> 00:21:15,043
to tell me that my friend's privacy
358
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,763
and her home would be invaded!
359
00:21:16,805 --> 00:21:19,303
- It's not the matter. They don't always.
- Yeah, but you knew that they might
360
00:21:19,337 --> 00:21:21,871
- and you didn't tell me!
- Who'd they talk to?
361
00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:23,151
Alice!
362
00:21:23,187 --> 00:21:26,902
They went to her appartment
and they interrogated her.
363
00:21:26,947 --> 00:21:28,802
She's an innocent civilian, Beech.
364
00:21:28,846 --> 00:21:32,631
Well, she's part of their case
because of your alleged relationship with her.
365
00:21:33,447 --> 00:21:35,133
Are you on their side?
366
00:21:35,178 --> 00:21:39,110
- I'm representing you in this.
- Are you on their fucking side?!
367
00:21:39,148 --> 00:21:41,480
Are you just gonna stand back and let them
368
00:21:41,525 --> 00:21:45,003
rip apart my fucking career
and destroy my fucking life?!
369
00:21:45,036 --> 00:21:47,373
- Curtis, what's going on?
- It's okay.
370
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:50,513
- Henry is sleeping.
- Go to bed. It's okay.
371
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,990
Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry.
372
00:21:52,595 --> 00:21:54,411
I'm sorry to
373
00:21:54,456 --> 00:21:57,552
bust into your house
like this without any warning.
374
00:21:57,588 --> 00:22:00,952
You're not any part of this;
you're not even in the service.
375
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,712
And it was wrong of me to
376
00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:05,290
disrupt your home and your family,
377
00:22:05,377 --> 00:22:07,680
and to probably frighten and confuse you.
378
00:22:09,558 --> 00:22:11,760
I hope I didn't wake your son.
379
00:22:11,817 --> 00:22:13,293
Please forgive me.
380
00:22:20,468 --> 00:22:22,242
Please, go with me.
381
00:22:22,286 --> 00:22:23,763
Please...
382
00:22:23,765 --> 00:22:25,511
It's not worth... for me.
383
00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:28,190
Why don't you just go
to the party on your own?
384
00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:31,440
The whole point of going to the party
is going with you.
385
00:22:31,455 --> 00:22:33,053
It's the whole point!
386
00:22:33,525 --> 00:22:36,952
It's gonna be Hollywood under cover.
There'll be really tight security,
387
00:22:36,996 --> 00:22:39,933
and there'll be like top-secret and
388
00:22:39,966 --> 00:22:42,302
you know? And we get
to be out together,
389
00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,763
like out of the house, really together.
390
00:22:46,055 --> 00:22:47,873
Please...
391
00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:50,711
- Please do it for me.
- It makes me uncomfortable.
392
00:22:50,758 --> 00:22:53,620
Oh god! I'm so bored with you in this...
No!
393
00:22:53,658 --> 00:22:55,350
Away!
394
00:22:55,387 --> 00:22:57,963
Fine! We'll stay in our room
in private, but...
395
00:22:58,005 --> 00:23:00,071
Oh come on! No, seriously, Alice,
396
00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:01,951
you've been talking about
this party all week.
397
00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:04,751
- Yes, I have!
- I don't want you to stop living your life.
398
00:23:04,795 --> 00:23:05,980
Just go.
399
00:23:06,028 --> 00:23:08,980
Hello, Tasha! Living my life would
be living it with you.
400
00:23:09,027 --> 00:23:10,773
Have you ever heard that?
401
00:23:11,877 --> 00:23:15,460
Come on, what's the point of going to
a secret love party without my secret love?
402
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,691
Please, please...
403
00:23:18,225 --> 00:23:19,761
Say yes.
404
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,120
Are you positive that it's safe?
405
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:25,663
- Yes. It's famous clositive people.
- Yeah?
406
00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:27,673
I think it'll be fine.
407
00:23:29,368 --> 00:23:31,620
You've got nothing on them.
408
00:23:32,218 --> 00:23:33,962
- Careful.
- Come on.
409
00:23:34,478 --> 00:23:36,530
I feel like you wanna go.
414
00:23:37,975 --> 00:23:39,531
Say yes.
410
00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:43,210
Is it me? Is it 'cause I'm too
411
00:23:43,246 --> 00:23:45,322
- loud and...
- No, no, no.
412
00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:48,103
There's nothing wrong with who you are.
413
00:23:48,108 --> 00:23:51,642
I definitely don't want you to feel like
because you're with me,
414
00:23:51,677 --> 00:23:53,650
that your life is on trial.
415
00:23:54,318 --> 00:23:56,960
Yeah, it's just
really important to me that...
416
00:23:57,438 --> 00:23:59,620
- What?
- Let's just say...
417
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:03,162
Wait, wait, wait here.
418
00:24:12,527 --> 00:24:13,963
Who is it?
419
00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:15,963
I'm looking for Tasha Williams.
420
00:24:16,425 --> 00:24:18,033
She's not here.
421
00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:20,552
My name's Captain Curtis Beech,
I'm her attorney.
422
00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:24,313
- It's fine.
- Well she's...
423
00:24:27,837 --> 00:24:29,491
What do you want?
424
00:24:30,228 --> 00:24:31,982
You must be Alice Piezecki.
425
00:24:34,026 --> 00:24:36,020
Yeah, that's who she is.
426
00:24:36,738 --> 00:24:39,130
It's almost to show...
why you should be retained
427
00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:41,703
which means we're gonna have
to collect testimonies and
428
00:24:41,705 --> 00:24:46,053
recommendations. You really think
your CO's supporting this?
429
00:24:46,095 --> 00:24:49,102
Major Dixon likes me. I know he didn't want
to pursue that allegation.
430
00:24:49,138 --> 00:24:51,063
Thank you very much. Thank you.
431
00:24:54,378 --> 00:24:56,643
So, do you think
we stand a chance?
432
00:24:57,608 --> 00:24:58,931
I don't know.
433
00:24:59,515 --> 00:25:01,153
We're gonna do our best.
434
00:25:01,198 --> 00:25:04,152
Going amount defense,
we're not going to step back.
435
00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:07,460
Well, Tasha's the best soldier
that I know, Sir.
436
00:25:08,097 --> 00:25:10,651
I'm the only soldier that she knows.
437
00:25:11,318 --> 00:25:12,842
You don't have to call me Sir, Alice.
438
00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:14,303
Oh, I kinda like it.
439
00:25:15,538 --> 00:25:18,511
Sir, will you thank your wife for me?
440
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:19,672
Oh, why?
441
00:25:19,715 --> 00:25:22,733
Well, Tasha told me
what happened last night, and
442
00:25:23,915 --> 00:25:26,741
I have this theory that behind
any man who does the right thing,
443
00:25:26,808 --> 00:25:29,461
there is always a woman
who got him to that point.
444
00:25:30,378 --> 00:25:33,532
Well, my wife was disgusted
when I told her what happened
445
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,970
- you girls yesterday.
- Us girls.
446
00:25:37,747 --> 00:25:40,430
Okay, I'm gonna get some sugar.
I forgot the sugar.
447
00:25:43,268 --> 00:25:45,600
I guess I should have said
"Women, huh".
448
00:25:45,647 --> 00:25:46,790
Yeah.
449
00:25:47,418 --> 00:25:49,081
She's quite some.
450
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:50,433
Yeah.
451
00:25:51,505 --> 00:25:53,193
See your catch, Williams.
452
00:25:53,236 --> 00:25:54,873
Smart, pretty and funny.
453
00:25:57,418 --> 00:26:00,022
- Okay, look. This?
- I hate it.
454
00:26:00,056 --> 00:26:01,500
Adele!!
455
00:26:01,535 --> 00:26:04,131
- Where is she? She's never here when...
- That I love.
456
00:26:04,177 --> 00:26:06,081
- Why?
- Because it's see-through.
457
00:26:06,185 --> 00:26:07,833
- No wonderbra.
- No.
458
00:26:10,418 --> 00:26:13,193
- Maybe.
- Adele, I need your opinion.
459
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,071
- Yes?
- What do you think of the dress?
460
00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:17,463
- Um... it's gorgeous. It's great.
- I don't like that.
461
00:26:17,527 --> 00:26:19,830
- Where is William?
- He's in Geneva.
462
00:26:19,876 --> 00:26:22,003
I don't care if he's in Geneva.
Can you get him on the phone?
463
00:26:22,086 --> 00:26:24,252
Okay, absolutely. You know what?
I have actually called him.
464
00:26:24,297 --> 00:26:26,221
- How many times have you called him?
- I called him four times
465
00:26:26,258 --> 00:26:28,582
- and I will absolutely, I'm gonna... I'll call.
- Call him again, call him.
466
00:26:28,617 --> 00:26:29,900
- Call now.
- Firstable I wanna give you this.
467
00:26:29,906 --> 00:26:31,303
It came into the production office
last night.
468
00:26:31,345 --> 00:26:32,660
- He sent it to you.
- What's this?
469
00:26:32,696 --> 00:26:34,093
Can I have a nicorette?
470
00:26:35,016 --> 00:26:37,320
I got a present!
471
00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,543
Thanks.
472
00:26:40,587 --> 00:26:42,751
Oh, I'm so excited!
I love presents so much.
473
00:26:42,795 --> 00:26:44,051
Nobody gives me presents.
474
00:26:45,086 --> 00:26:46,662
- "Bouge" by Vasithy -
475
00:26:51,675 --> 00:26:53,113
Oh my god!
476
00:26:53,148 --> 00:26:55,332
Look at this!
477
00:26:55,368 --> 00:26:58,223
Oh my god! This is so expensive,
I could buy a house
478
00:26:58,716 --> 00:27:00,960
in Cambodia with this watch.
479
00:27:01,008 --> 00:27:03,083
- He sent you a note. It's inside it.
- Read it.
480
00:27:03,485 --> 00:27:06,013
"Dear Jennifer,
there are many Lez Girls in Geneva,
481
00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:08,071
but none as lovely and talented as you.
482
00:27:08,105 --> 00:27:11,012
I'm thrilled about Niki.
She is Jessie.
483
00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:12,641
- William".
- No!
484
00:27:16,576 --> 00:27:18,530
He's trying to ruin my fucking movie!
485
00:27:18,566 --> 00:27:20,101
You know, I'm just gonna...
486
00:27:20,137 --> 00:27:21,762
Should I pick you up
to drive you to SheBar tonight?
487
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,460
- No, I'm not going.
- No, you have to go.
488
00:27:24,495 --> 00:27:25,890
What?
489
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:29,270
- I'm just saying...
- What do I have to do, Adele?
490
00:27:29,306 --> 00:27:31,200
I'm just saying that
she has been working so hard,
491
00:27:31,265 --> 00:27:33,273
and you deserve a really fun night,
don't you think?
492
00:27:33,306 --> 00:27:34,462
- Don't you think?
- You know what?
493
00:27:35,508 --> 00:27:37,190
I need a moment.
494
00:27:37,737 --> 00:27:39,321
Alright. Okay, bye.
495
00:27:42,045 --> 00:27:43,963
- I want you to come tonight.
- Why?
496
00:27:44,005 --> 00:27:45,593
- I beg you as a friend as you wat me.
- Why?
497
00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:48,260
Why? Because I love you
and I wanna hang out with you tonight.
498
00:27:48,297 --> 00:27:50,311
Yeah. And wear that dress.
499
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,031
Why are you looking et me like that?
500
00:27:56,026 --> 00:27:57,763
Stop leering.
501
00:28:01,568 --> 00:28:03,791
Shane, you need to get laid.
502
00:28:03,827 --> 00:28:05,972
I only recommand one gun
503
00:28:06,008 --> 00:28:07,733
for women for home defense.
504
00:28:07,778 --> 00:28:10,672
A Smith and Weston 357 magmum revolver.
505
00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:11,781
You wanna feel?
506
00:28:12,665 --> 00:28:14,340
It's easy to use.
507
00:28:14,377 --> 00:28:16,061
Name is good, triggers pull quickly
508
00:28:16,106 --> 00:28:18,873
and depending on the type of bullet,
the recoil is low.
509
00:28:21,097 --> 00:28:23,543
I just want something to scare somebody.
510
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:25,781
You pull out a gun, you need
to be prepared to use it.
511
00:28:25,826 --> 00:28:27,520
You wanna be able to protect yourself.
512
00:28:28,565 --> 00:28:31,400
Well, I'll just keep it without bullets.
513
00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:33,863
You can't fire a gun without bullets.
514
00:28:33,965 --> 00:28:36,193
And you load it by opening up the cylinder,
515
00:28:36,225 --> 00:28:37,611
like this,
516
00:28:39,395 --> 00:28:40,783
just drop the bullets in,
517
00:28:40,817 --> 00:28:42,243
close up the cylinder,
518
00:28:42,275 --> 00:28:43,333
and
519
00:28:43,376 --> 00:28:44,941
pull the trigger.
520
00:28:46,297 --> 00:28:47,503
Easy.
521
00:29:01,017 --> 00:29:02,991
I mean, that's a gun for you.
522
00:29:11,518 --> 00:29:13,073
Can I help you?
523
00:29:13,108 --> 00:29:15,700
Yeah. Aunt Sally's here.
524
00:29:15,737 --> 00:29:17,233
Aunt Sally?
525
00:29:17,276 --> 00:29:18,943
Are you serious?
526
00:29:18,975 --> 00:29:21,743
This is great.
Look at that!
527
00:29:23,505 --> 00:29:26,060
House of homos, here we come!
528
00:29:27,546 --> 00:29:29,642
- "Back It Up" by BETTY -
529
00:29:53,148 --> 00:29:55,331
Kit Porter, from the Planet.
530
00:29:55,926 --> 00:29:57,463
You're not on the list.
531
00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:59,361
Just get the fuck outta here.
532
00:29:59,405 --> 00:30:00,642
Hey, what's your name?
533
00:30:00,688 --> 00:30:03,273
Hey, hey, you, in the red.
Yeah, you.
534
00:30:03,315 --> 00:30:05,711
- Come on in.
- It's all or nothing.
535
00:30:05,755 --> 00:30:07,232
- How many are they?
- Four.
536
00:30:07,278 --> 00:30:08,420
Four.
537
00:30:08,456 --> 00:30:10,090
Alright, yeah, come on in.
538
00:30:13,746 --> 00:30:16,282
- "Tu Fais Le Malin" by
Catherine Ferroyer-Blanchard -
539
00:31:16,148 --> 00:31:18,110
Hi, I'm Dawn Denbo.
540
00:31:18,146 --> 00:31:19,332
- How're you doing?
- Bette Porter.
541
00:31:19,367 --> 00:31:21,170
Hi. This is my lover, Cindy.
542
00:31:21,207 --> 00:31:23,503
Welcome to SheBar.
543
00:31:23,545 --> 00:31:25,920
- It's my sister, Kit Porter.
- Hi, how are you doing?
544
00:31:25,958 --> 00:31:27,711
Jodi Lerner.
Tom Mater.
545
00:31:30,387 --> 00:31:32,223
Oh, wait, you're Kit Porter.
546
00:31:32,255 --> 00:31:33,812
The one and only.
547
00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:36,471
We've been meaning to come by
and introduce ourselves.
548
00:31:36,517 --> 00:31:39,113
We want you to know that we're not trying
to take any business away from you.
549
00:31:39,157 --> 00:31:41,761
Hey, of course not.
Don't even sweat it!
550
00:31:41,807 --> 00:31:44,200
- Welcome to the biz!
- Thanks.
551
00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:46,893
It's just that what we're doing here
is in another league entirely,
552
00:31:46,907 --> 00:31:49,451
you know what I mean?
It's like all about hot nights,
553
00:31:49,485 --> 00:31:52,191
and hot girls and
we're creating a whole new scene.
554
00:31:52,227 --> 00:31:54,402
I tell you. L.A.'s never seen
anything like it.
555
00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:56,522
Babe, this is Kit,
556
00:31:56,555 --> 00:31:58,631
- the one from the Planet.
- Yeah?
557
00:31:58,675 --> 00:32:02,201
So, Kit, you have absolutely nothing
to worry about.
558
00:32:02,236 --> 00:32:04,672
Damn girl!
We're not even gonna sell coffee!
559
00:32:09,645 --> 00:32:11,400
How are you? Hi, Jodi.
560
00:32:11,907 --> 00:32:13,461
- Hi, Kit. Hi, Tom.
- Hey.
561
00:32:14,615 --> 00:32:16,043
This is Brenda.
562
00:32:16,077 --> 00:32:17,910
- Hi guys.
- Hi.
563
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:20,172
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
564
00:32:21,718 --> 00:32:24,122
Looks like you guys
are having a lot of fun.
565
00:32:24,156 --> 00:32:26,343
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
566
00:32:27,926 --> 00:32:30,692
You know what?
Come on. Let's go dance.
567
00:32:30,728 --> 00:32:32,090
Alright.
568
00:32:32,137 --> 00:32:33,593
Bye guys.
569
00:32:37,078 --> 00:32:39,572
Jesus Christ,
it's like South Beach threw up.
570
00:32:39,616 --> 00:32:41,560
- I don't know what happened.
- Hi,
571
00:32:41,605 --> 00:32:43,543
I'm Dawn Denbo. Hi.
572
00:32:43,588 --> 00:32:45,320
- Hello.
- This is my lover, Cindy.
573
00:32:45,368 --> 00:32:46,472
- I'm Shane.
- Hi.
574
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:48,081
Lover Cindy, how are you?
575
00:32:48,757 --> 00:32:51,100
Hey, you know what?
Give them all VIP passes.
576
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:53,521
You guys, our VIP lounge is the
577
00:32:53,568 --> 00:32:55,190
most exclusive in the city.
578
00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:58,940
And our champagne, our champagne room
starts with only the best money can buy.
579
00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:01,702
Maybe we could take you
for a tour a little later.
580
00:33:01,738 --> 00:33:03,660
- Sure.
- That's sweet, thanks.
581
00:33:04,885 --> 00:33:07,201
There's some girl out front,
says she's a director.
582
00:33:07,238 --> 00:33:09,203
Says she wants to put SheBar in a movie.
583
00:33:09,235 --> 00:33:12,371
- Oh god! Excuse me. Enjoy you guys, okay?
- Thank you.
584
00:33:12,406 --> 00:33:14,692
- Guess who...
- That would be Jenny.
585
00:33:19,076 --> 00:33:21,722
So everyone here is on the DL, like us.
586
00:33:23,048 --> 00:33:24,931
I hope we see some famous closet cases.
587
00:33:24,938 --> 00:33:26,910
It'll be fun! Ooh! I want one.
588
00:33:27,425 --> 00:33:28,762
Thanks.
589
00:33:29,328 --> 00:33:31,750
I hope we see Matthew.
Do you think we will?
590
00:33:31,795 --> 00:33:33,833
Maybe. Who knows?
591
00:33:36,586 --> 00:33:39,280
Or maybe Beyonce.
It would be fun.
592
00:33:39,315 --> 00:33:40,990
Beyonce is not gay, Alice.
593
00:33:41,028 --> 00:33:43,270
Oh, come on, you don't know.
594
00:33:43,318 --> 00:33:45,022
A girl can dream.
595
00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:47,510
I hope we see something scandalous though.
596
00:33:48,066 --> 00:33:50,360
- Oh, shit.
- What?
597
00:33:50,408 --> 00:33:52,831
- That's Daryl Brewer.
- Who's that?
598
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:55,603
It's one of the top breaking point guards
in the NBA.
599
00:33:55,928 --> 00:33:57,382
Can I look?
600
00:33:58,906 --> 00:34:00,472
He's married, with children.
601
00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:06,862
Oh my god!
602
00:34:06,898 --> 00:34:09,992
Good evening, ladies.
I'm your host, Barry Bird.
603
00:34:10,025 --> 00:34:11,970
Oh, hi! I'm Alice Piezeki.
604
00:34:12,016 --> 00:34:14,380
- This is Tasha Williams.
- Hi.
605
00:34:14,418 --> 00:34:17,272
- Fabulous chick bones.
- Yeah.
606
00:34:19,018 --> 00:34:21,350
- Well, thank you for having us.
- It's my pleasure.
607
00:34:21,447 --> 00:34:23,681
- Are you enjoying the party?
- Oh yeah, it's great.
608
00:34:25,495 --> 00:34:27,060
Now I know you,
609
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:31,043
you're very entertaining with those,
what do you call it,
610
00:34:31,085 --> 00:34:32,893
oh, podcasts.
611
00:34:32,925 --> 00:34:34,061
Thank you.
612
00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:37,932
Of course, you won't be doing
any podcasting from here.
613
00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:42,730
Oh no, no. I'm done with your whole program
you got going on here.
614
00:34:45,755 --> 00:34:48,340
Is that Ars Trachenberg?
615
00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:50,310
Yes.
616
00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:53,913
And that's his wife Candice over there.
617
00:34:58,515 --> 00:35:01,273
Wow! Really?
618
00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:03,452
It's a good party. Very good party.
619
00:35:03,497 --> 00:35:05,140
Wow. I'm not... anybody.
620
00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,363
- "Drive" by Client -
621
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:34,390
- What?
- Niki Stevens is here.
622
00:35:34,437 --> 00:35:37,031
- What the fuck is she doing here?
- I don't know. I don't know.
623
00:35:37,066 --> 00:35:38,531
But I think she's coming this way.
624
00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:43,011
Oh my god! Hi! How are you?
625
00:35:43,056 --> 00:35:45,490
- I'm fine, how are you?
- Good, you know.
626
00:35:45,536 --> 00:35:48,542
My agents will be totally freaked
if they saw me here, but um...
627
00:35:48,578 --> 00:35:51,063
Fuck them, it's my life.
And I do what I want.
628
00:35:51,135 --> 00:35:52,611
And I have a good time.
629
00:35:53,258 --> 00:35:54,902
Who the hell is that?
630
00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:56,613
That's Niki Stevens.
631
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,432
Isn't she gorgeous?
She's the... our movie.
632
00:36:01,086 --> 00:36:02,603
Did you...?
633
00:36:04,657 --> 00:36:07,010
Oh my god, you're my hero!
634
00:36:08,717 --> 00:36:11,881
Ah, that place looks great. I mean,
they got a great... tonight.
635
00:36:11,916 --> 00:36:14,470
Yeah, they did.
636
00:36:15,588 --> 00:36:19,650
Oh shit! Sorry, I just need
to hide in here for a second.
637
00:36:19,696 --> 00:36:21,270
- Why?
- There's this girl
638
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:24,120
I hooked up with who is right behind me
and she won't stop fucking calling me.
639
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:26,100
- Which girl?
- Alright. She's right behind me.
640
00:36:26,155 --> 00:36:27,500
Do you see her?
641
00:36:27,747 --> 00:36:29,440
Is she looking this way?
642
00:36:29,477 --> 00:36:31,351
Yeah, I do.
You hooked up with her?
643
00:36:31,437 --> 00:36:34,390
Yeah, I know. I mean,
not many people here know that I'm gay,
644
00:36:34,438 --> 00:36:35,770
I mean, Hollywood people that is.
645
00:36:35,818 --> 00:36:38,021
You know, if everyone find out,
it would be this big
646
00:36:38,066 --> 00:36:40,643
- well, mess, basically.
- Right.
647
00:36:40,688 --> 00:36:41,933
But um...
648
00:36:41,975 --> 00:36:45,031
I'm not gonna be someone's...
So,
649
00:36:45,065 --> 00:36:47,170
do you wanna go and talk
somewhere else?
650
00:36:49,006 --> 00:36:51,872
Okay. Come on, help me out.
651
00:36:55,627 --> 00:36:57,801
- "Green Haze" by Miles Davis -
652
00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:20,381
I'm sorry, girl. My bet.
653
00:37:20,426 --> 00:37:22,560
Oh, it's okay. I've got two.
654
00:37:23,086 --> 00:37:24,252
You're funny.
655
00:37:24,286 --> 00:37:25,583
I like you.
656
00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:33,362
He never sounds like that
in TV interviews.
657
00:38:00,838 --> 00:38:02,671
- "Hope's All There Is"
by Maxxfemm -
658
00:38:06,095 --> 00:38:09,650
Can I just say how much
this character means to me?
659
00:38:09,697 --> 00:38:12,223
I mean, I am dying to play her, Jenny.
660
00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:15,520
I mean, I literally had to harass
my agents to even put me up for it
661
00:38:15,557 --> 00:38:18,031
and they were completely
against the whole thing.
662
00:38:18,067 --> 00:38:21,712
But, you know, I said "Fire me"
if they won't let me do it.
663
00:38:21,725 --> 00:38:23,931
- You did?
- Yeah, I mean,
664
00:38:23,977 --> 00:38:27,291
all they want me to do
are these stupid Michael Bay films.
665
00:38:27,337 --> 00:38:30,262
I mean, I actually got offered
to play Nicholas Cage's girlfriend,
666
00:38:30,337 --> 00:38:32,370
and he's like what 50 or something?
667
00:38:32,418 --> 00:38:34,803
So Niki, what's the deal?
You wanna be in my movie?
668
00:38:35,766 --> 00:38:37,693
More than anything.
669
00:38:38,277 --> 00:38:41,030
I have never wanted to be in something
so badly
670
00:38:41,088 --> 00:38:43,080
- in my entire life.
- Why?
671
00:38:43,116 --> 00:38:44,732
Because it's...
672
00:38:44,776 --> 00:38:46,881
It's my life. I mean,
673
00:38:46,915 --> 00:38:49,581
okay, it's not actually my life,
obviously, but...
674
00:38:50,936 --> 00:38:52,343
Have you ever just
675
00:38:52,388 --> 00:38:54,963
read something
that's just so true?
676
00:38:55,598 --> 00:38:56,660
I mean,
677
00:38:57,078 --> 00:39:00,513
the first time that I ever fell for a girl
it was just...
678
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,171
it was so intense and
679
00:39:05,805 --> 00:39:08,291
she completely broke my heart.
680
00:39:09,086 --> 00:39:11,802
And as I was reading through your script,
I just,
681
00:39:12,528 --> 00:39:15,170
I just kept thinking
that I have done those things
682
00:39:15,206 --> 00:39:16,540
and I have felt these feelings,
683
00:39:16,587 --> 00:39:20,081
and this character, this, it's me, Jenny.
It is me.
684
00:39:25,305 --> 00:39:26,862
I don't know, it, it mea...
685
00:39:27,097 --> 00:39:30,390
It means something, you know,
that you're saying all those things. But
686
00:39:32,486 --> 00:39:35,102
I don't give a fuck that you're gay.
687
00:39:35,196 --> 00:39:38,293
- It's not gonna get you the job.
- I know.
688
00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,950
You wanted Nathalie Portman.
She's amazing.
689
00:39:40,996 --> 00:39:42,843
Yeah, she is. But
690
00:39:42,888 --> 00:39:44,551
she doesn't want to do it.
691
00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:46,841
Look,
692
00:39:47,558 --> 00:39:50,383
I know that I nailed at that audition,
693
00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:52,042
and I know,
694
00:39:52,075 --> 00:39:55,440
look, I know that everyone in that room
was completely into me.
695
00:39:55,487 --> 00:39:56,880
Except for you.
696
00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:01,051
Jenny,
697
00:40:01,156 --> 00:40:03,231
I mean I get it. Alright?
698
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:07,462
I know what I look like and
I know why guys like me and
699
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:09,762
all that fucking Hollywood bullshit. But,
700
00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:13,283
Jenny, there is more in me than that
and I need to prove that there is
701
00:40:13,317 --> 00:40:15,022
and that I can do this.
702
00:40:15,068 --> 00:40:18,971
I will give you everything that I have
inside of me for this role.
703
00:40:22,948 --> 00:40:24,280
Look,
704
00:40:24,885 --> 00:40:26,500
my agents
705
00:40:26,546 --> 00:40:27,982
already told me that
706
00:40:28,046 --> 00:40:31,123
the studio's going to make you hire me
no matter what.
707
00:40:31,155 --> 00:40:32,713
Is that what they said?
708
00:40:32,756 --> 00:40:33,772
Yeah.
709
00:40:35,915 --> 00:40:38,080
But I don't want that, Jenny.
710
00:40:38,116 --> 00:40:40,911
I want you to want me.
I mean, you are the director.
711
00:40:40,945 --> 00:40:42,613
And I would be
712
00:40:42,646 --> 00:40:45,661
the Jessie of your dreams, Jenny.
I promise you.
713
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:50,882
- "Get Physical" by Margaret Berger -
714
00:40:50,888 --> 00:40:54,510
- Hey, hey, you're not leaving, are you?
- Yeah, yeah, I think it's time I should go.
715
00:40:54,557 --> 00:40:56,121
No, no, no. You're Shane, right?
716
00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:58,441
- Yeah.
- Yeah, Shane, come here.
717
00:40:58,478 --> 00:41:00,540
We want you to be a regular.
We heard a lot about you.
718
00:41:00,575 --> 00:41:02,221
Oh, I don't know.
719
00:41:02,265 --> 00:41:04,322
Oh, what's the matter?
Don't you like girls?
720
00:41:04,366 --> 00:41:06,721
No, I don't like the drama
that goes with them.
721
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:09,193
Oh yeah, well.
This species is full of drama.
722
00:41:09,237 --> 00:41:12,252
Hey girls. The hot girls
always seem to bring the drama.
723
00:41:12,285 --> 00:41:13,180
I'm sorry.
724
00:41:15,675 --> 00:41:17,581
Welcome to the VIP room.
725
00:41:17,996 --> 00:41:19,701
Everybody out. Out!
726
00:41:21,927 --> 00:41:23,230
Let's go, let's go.
727
00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:24,662
Not you, baby.
728
00:41:31,015 --> 00:41:33,923
- Hey, how are you doing?
- I'm good.
729
00:41:34,456 --> 00:41:37,250
I'm glad you stayed.
730
00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:40,100
Yeah, well
I didn't have much of a choice.
731
00:41:41,135 --> 00:41:43,181
Guess what we were just
talking about, baby?
732
00:41:43,226 --> 00:41:44,431
What?
733
00:41:44,477 --> 00:41:46,111
Girls and drama.
734
00:41:47,587 --> 00:41:50,170
Girls in L.A. love their drama,
don't they?
735
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,772
I think girls everywhere love their little drama.
736
00:41:52,818 --> 00:41:55,663
We took care of that problem
a long time ago, didn't we, baby?
737
00:41:55,715 --> 00:41:57,080
We sure did.
738
00:41:59,487 --> 00:42:00,530
Well,
739
00:42:00,565 --> 00:42:03,531
- you two are lucky.
- Yeah. Yeah, we're lucky.
740
00:42:03,577 --> 00:42:05,772
And we're completely honest.
741
00:42:05,816 --> 00:42:07,813
We don't cheat and
742
00:42:07,857 --> 00:42:09,542
we don't believe in jealousy
743
00:42:09,575 --> 00:42:13,531
and we put our own line and,
whatever we do, we do together.
744
00:42:15,037 --> 00:42:16,541
Right, baby?
745
00:42:25,545 --> 00:42:27,382
- "Hot Sahara"
by Fans of Jimmy Century -
746
00:42:41,055 --> 00:42:42,820
- ...
- Yeah, I know.
747
00:42:42,858 --> 00:42:44,450
- You can tell.
- Yeah.
748
00:42:44,497 --> 00:42:46,001
No drama.
749
00:43:34,415 --> 00:43:37,093
I am so over the SheBar.
750
00:43:37,137 --> 00:43:38,223
I'm outta here.
751
00:43:38,268 --> 00:43:39,610
Me too.
752
00:43:39,646 --> 00:43:40,742
Ready?
753
00:43:42,107 --> 00:43:44,051
I promised Shane that
754
00:43:44,097 --> 00:43:46,542
that I wouldn't leave without her.
So,
755
00:43:46,587 --> 00:43:49,793
- I'm just gonna go over.
- Okay. Do you want me to wait?
756
00:43:49,827 --> 00:43:51,560
No, it's fine.
757
00:43:51,595 --> 00:43:55,751
I mean, I have to pick up Angie
first thing tomorrow morning anyway.
758
00:43:55,788 --> 00:43:57,243
I totally forgot!
759
00:44:50,206 --> 00:44:52,503
- "Dream" by Alice Smith -
760
00:45:04,065 --> 00:45:06,111
What are you doing here
all by yourself?
761
00:45:09,447 --> 00:45:10,563
I don't know.
762
00:45:12,868 --> 00:45:14,952
What are you doing here?
763
00:45:15,895 --> 00:45:17,812
I was just looking for Shane.
764
00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,850
She disappeared and I promised her
I wouldn't
765
00:45:19,935 --> 00:45:21,381
leave without her. So...
766
00:45:26,048 --> 00:45:27,472
I'm hiding.
767
00:45:28,795 --> 00:45:31,760
- What?
- I'm hiding from Brenda.
768
00:45:35,086 --> 00:45:38,093
She's nice and everything, but,
769
00:45:38,135 --> 00:45:40,862
oh my god, she's fucking crazy.
770
00:45:42,096 --> 00:45:43,670
I can't keep up with her.
771
00:45:44,378 --> 00:45:47,483
I don't know where she is.
Somewhere out there dancing.
772
00:45:48,126 --> 00:45:51,070
But I thought you two
were so into each other.
773
00:45:52,596 --> 00:45:54,192
We were just having fun.
774
00:46:00,545 --> 00:46:02,252
This is...
775
00:46:02,295 --> 00:46:05,101
is so not my scene.
776
00:46:06,995 --> 00:46:08,901
Just, bars.
777
00:46:09,575 --> 00:46:11,770
I know. It's just...
778
00:46:20,868 --> 00:46:22,190
You're lucky.
779
00:46:23,857 --> 00:46:25,833
You are really lucky
780
00:46:27,207 --> 00:46:28,953
that you have Jodi.
781
00:46:34,556 --> 00:46:36,991
Yeah. I really am.
782
00:47:45,037 --> 00:47:46,792
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