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It's a scorcher out there, folks.
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According to
the National Weather Service,
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we won't get released from
the triple-digit heat
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until sometime early next week.
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You boys are ready? Okay,
let's get that camera on set.
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Did you load the 500T?
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It gets against rules to make us work
under this kind of heat.
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- Try to stay hydrated.
- Yeah. Thanks, buddy.
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Water?
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He has what?
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- Uh, it's an Elmo.
- A what?
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An Elmo tattoo.
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What grown man gets
Elmo tattooed on his ass?
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How long is it gonna take to cover?
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You know, in this heat, it's hard
to get the makeup to ??? to his butt chicks.
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- It's all running down his crack.
- Oh, look.
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Maybe the character would have
an Elmo ass tattooed.
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- And then we wont have to cover it.
- No.
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- No.
- Alright.
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Okay, here we go. Let's lock it up.
And...
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Roll sound, please.
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69, take 1. Mark.
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And...
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action!
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- What's going on?
- What?
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- Come on!
- What is... What the fuck is this?
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I think, I think we're having
a power failure.
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- What?
- Shit!
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Shit, shit, shit!
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- Back on, back on.
- Okay.
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Okay. Listen up, everybody.
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So Cal Edison is doing
the rolling blackouts again.
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So let's shoot while we can.
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Let's have fun, all squeeze!
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Alright, you heard her.
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You want a blast?
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Yeah, please. Thank you.
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Apparently this is earthquake weather.
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Go ahead, bitch, bring it on.
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- You're okay?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'll get over it.
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- Thank you.
- 69, take 2. Mark.
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And action.
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Okay. Cut, cut, cut.
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Hey, you guys?
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It's actually... that's not...
That's not the scene.
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Okay? This is an obligatory fuck.
You don't wanna fuck him.
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You don't like
having sex with this guy, okay?
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Okay, but... I mean,
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he's been my boyfriend
for like three years, right? I mean,
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why would I hate
having sex with him now?
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- Yes. That's what I was kinda thinking too.
- Thanks, Fallon, I got this.
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'Cause you're in love with Karina,
okay?
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You probably don't like
having sex with that guy.
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Just because I like women doesn't mean
I have to hate men. I mean,
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come on, Jenny,
is this a man-hating movie?
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It's not a man-hating film,
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but the scene as written
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is about the experience
of being force to have sex
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with this guy,
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when the night before, you've just had
the most beautiful, mind-blowing sex.
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With a woman.
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Now this
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hairy guy is just pounding you,
like unh unh unh...
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What does that do? It hurts.
You want to cry.
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Is that okay with you?
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, okay. Thank you.
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Its that okay? Thanks.
Thanks.
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Alright, let's go now.
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Very good then.
Let's lock it up, please.
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- And roll sound.
- So to speak.
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Thanks.
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Shhh. Settle, settle.
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69, take 3. Mark.
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Action.
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Okay. Cut, cut.
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Okay, it looks like
you love fucking this guy.
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You don't like fucking him, okay?
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Do you understand that?
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Hang on a sec.
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Look at me.
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Did you fuck him?
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Can I have my uh... Can we just...
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lock it up? Thanks.
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Listen to me, okay?
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Please.
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I was drunk, it was after the party.
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It meant nothing, okay?
It was a mistake.
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I understand.
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- You feel pressured.
- I mean, they're pressuring me,
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and they're making their scene
in a heterosexual sex M.O. now,
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and I swear to God, Jenny,
I wish it was you
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and I'm so sorry,
and I will never do it again.
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Thanks. Can I just, uh,
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a minute
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with him?
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Thanks.
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Hey, Fallon?
Can I just talk to you for a sec?
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- Yeah, yeah. What? What is it?
- Hey.
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I just wanted to talk to you
about fucking your co-star.
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Do you realize how irresponsible
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- and destructive that is?
- I didn't think it was...
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It's unprofessional, okay?
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You've tampered with the chemestry
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between the two of you.
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It is a vile
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and despicable act.
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Alright?
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You're fired.
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- What?
- Get outta here.
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- With this fucking black, I can't...
- Get the fuck out of my set.
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Fuck this shit!
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So, I called Joey Manhohand,
I said "Go ahead,
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take us to Court,
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'cause you've got
a final bust offer on the table.
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And no judge in California
is gonna let you walk away with anything,
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like we were stipulating.
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You're gonna take one look
at your client,
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and you're gonna say,
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"Put your socks, old man,
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go back to work.
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- Stop wighting like a girl".
- Wighting like a girl.
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Leonard always wighted like a girl.
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- What did Joey say?
- He caved.
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- Yes.
- Oh, it made him sweat like a pig.
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Even more than I'm sweating right now
in this blasted heat.
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And we should have documents
to sign tomorrow.
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I'd love Molly to meet you. She's having
second thoughts about law school.
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- She wants to take a semester off.
- I thought Molly was on Leonard's camp.
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She's just so angry. You would be
such an inspiration for her.
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If you and I were still... I mean, if I
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- hadn't been so foolish...
- Oh, you made your choice.
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- I accepted it. Didn't I?
- Yeah.
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You gave me my space to run around
like a crazy adolescent.
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Okay, Phyllis. I want you to listen to me.
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It's understandable, given that
we've just had this little triumph together,
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and given how smoldering hot
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the two of us were in the sack...
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It's understandable
that you might be feeling
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a tiny bit amorous towards me right now.
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I'm just trying to stand by my convictions
here, m'dear.
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But you are making it awfully difficult
in that sweet
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little slip of a frock.
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Sweetie...
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Joyce...
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You're sitting on my shirt.
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- What?
- You're sitting on my shirt.
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Let it go.
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This is it.
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I had to fight some old snooty woman
at the Bodega for the last of it,
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but I got it! Yes!
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This hot-ass earthquake weather, man,
just makes people mean. Just meeeean.
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Hey Kit, are you going to that, uh,
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- sit-down anything?
- I don't know. You know,
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I don't trust 'em.
I do not trust those SheBar bitches
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coming up in here
with some ol' mobster crap.
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I mean, let me read this to you:
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"We request your presence at a sit-down
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to mediate grievances and lesbo turf.
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At the SheBar. Lunch will be served".
Are these bitches crazy?
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Alright. I know. Oh, thanks.
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And everyone got one of those.
Me too.
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I met 'em once, when I was stoned.
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Why do they want you to go?
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No idea.
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They must be workin' some angle.
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Well, maybe you should come with me.
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Protect me. Just in case.
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Well, you have to go
to the sit-down, Kit. For sure.
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You know, hear what they have to say.
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You know, negociation works sometimes, Kit.
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Okay, alright. But
at the first sign of bullshit, I walk.
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Listen to me, okay?
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Stop! Stop! Alright!
You can't fire Greg.
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You can't fire him!
Are you listenning to me?!
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Do you know what the fuck you're doing?!
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It's William on the phone for you.
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Jenny, you have to take this.
He's calling from Dubai.
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Monsieur,
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- you ???. It's nothing.
- Give me a break.
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Don't worry about it.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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Fine?
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She just fired the only male
lead actor
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in our fucking movie.
It's not fine, Adele.
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I know.
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Right now, he's telling her
to march right back in,
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apologize to Greg and rehire him.
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William? And she'll listen to him?
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Yeah.
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I think Jenny will listen to him.
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Fuck.
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- Oh, my God...
- Excuse me.
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I'm wandering if any of you
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have seen
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dumbshit actor boy around?
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- No? No one's seen him? Adele?
- Yeah?
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Could you, uh, find Mr. Fallon for me?
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- Yeah. Sure.
- Thanks.
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I can see
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that you're talking about me.
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I can also see that you're talking
about me. So I just wanna
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say: "Yes, it's true!"
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I did loose my temper
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and now I'm on my way to apologize to
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Mr. Fallon and I have
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made a mistake and
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the dumbshit actor boy
is no longer fired. Okay?
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Everybody, go back to work.
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Now. Go!
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Jesus! I can't wait
to get these fucking clothes off.
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You have to do it. It's so hot.
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Hello?
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Hey.
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Do you have power at CU?
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I'm at home, actually.
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It was just, it was unbearably hot
at school.
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I mean, it's ten degrees hotter downtown.
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I think we have to shot down production.
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These rolling blackouts
are costing us a fortune.
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??? tens of classes.
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Are you gonna go to this,
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this SheBar gathering thing?
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I think I have to go.
Kit really wants me to be there.
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Oh. Well, maybe I won't go, then.
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What, you think we can't be
in the same room together?
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I think it would be hard.
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Yeah, I know. It's hard for me too.
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Can you hold on a second? I'm just
gonna pull you on speaker.
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Sure.
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So, are we, are we still on
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- for Dan tonight?
- Yes, six o'clock.
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Hopefully it'll be a lot cooler by then.
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Although it wasn't last night.
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How's Angelina?
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Oh my God!
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They need you on set two.
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Okay. I know that already.
Thanks.
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I'll be there.
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She was so cute, Bette.
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I had to explain to her why
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we couldn't turn on the air conditionner
during theses rolling blackouts.
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So she went to play group,
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and she made this little fan
that she brought at home
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and then we took turns
fanning ourselves.
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You know, you guys could
come down here and use the pool.
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Beside, I've gotta get off.
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Okay. I see you tonight.
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Who was it?
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It was Tina.
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We're having
some parenting disagreements. So,
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we're gonna go see
the therapist together tonight.
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Good for you.
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I just, uh,
254
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:19,563
I wanted to come tell you
that we're gonna shot down for the day.
255
00:16:19,608 --> 00:16:21,771
That's costing us way too much money.
256
00:16:21,836 --> 00:16:23,400
Yeah, I figured.
257
00:16:23,405 --> 00:16:26,192
Do you wanna maybe go out to dinner
one night this week?
258
00:16:26,227 --> 00:16:28,070
You know, I don't think so.
259
00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:31,402
- Okay.
- Tina, I think you're great.
260
00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:32,712
You know that.
261
00:16:33,388 --> 00:16:35,041
I think you're great too, Sam.
262
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:38,161
But that dinner party was
awkward and uncomfortable and...
263
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:41,221
I just think I'm gonna take a step back
264
00:16:41,256 --> 00:16:43,202
until you and Bette resolve your stuff.
265
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,982
- Is it that obvious?
- Yeah.
266
00:16:46,988 --> 00:16:48,372
Shit.
267
00:16:48,405 --> 00:16:50,851
If it makes you feel any better,
I don't think anybody else noticed.
268
00:16:52,966 --> 00:16:54,672
I'm sorry, Sam.
269
00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:56,001
It's cool.
270
00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:58,561
We're trying to resolve it.
We're actually,
271
00:16:58,587 --> 00:17:00,582
we're seeing a therapist together,
272
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,901
to
273
00:17:01,947 --> 00:17:03,711
try to understand, you know.
274
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- I hope it'll help.
- It's crazy!
275
00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:11,091
Neither one of us ever thought that
276
00:17:12,058 --> 00:17:15,071
anything like this would ever,
you know, it's...
277
00:17:16,176 --> 00:17:17,942
I mean, it's really over.
278
00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:20,412
- So over.
- Apparently not.
279
00:17:22,046 --> 00:17:25,461
I do feel for Jodi, though.
She is a terrific girl.
280
00:17:27,318 --> 00:17:28,432
Yeah.
281
00:17:28,978 --> 00:17:31,090
She's, she's nice.
282
00:17:47,406 --> 00:17:50,520
- Niki, come on!
- She left as soon as we called her out.
283
00:17:50,558 --> 00:17:51,593
What?
284
00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:52,600
She's gone.
285
00:18:09,638 --> 00:18:10,833
What?
286
00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:13,291
It just feels good.
287
00:18:13,335 --> 00:18:15,372
I'm almost dry.
288
00:18:18,315 --> 00:18:20,082
I'll make you wet again.
289
00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:30,811
Don't. Please.
290
00:18:30,855 --> 00:18:32,742
It's really too fucking hot.
291
00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:35,362
No, that's not it.
292
00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:39,783
Really. It's just so hot.
Please.
293
00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:43,800
Bullshit.
294
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,612
What's going on?
295
00:19:03,396 --> 00:19:05,061
I'm in love with Tina.
296
00:19:06,457 --> 00:19:08,661
What? Did you say something?
297
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:11,792
I'm unhappy.
298
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,411
Unhappy how?
299
00:19:24,485 --> 00:19:25,952
I'm unhappy...
300
00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:27,832
with...
301
00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:31,773
I'm unhappy with work
302
00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:34,480
and I just don't want to burden you with it.
303
00:19:52,476 --> 00:19:54,420
I want you back.
304
00:19:57,518 --> 00:19:59,502
Your mind,
305
00:20:00,296 --> 00:20:01,972
and your heart,
306
00:20:04,248 --> 00:20:05,611
and your body.
307
00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:09,293
I miss you.
308
00:20:28,087 --> 00:20:30,701
You know, Jenny,
you can go home and get some rest.
309
00:20:37,316 --> 00:20:40,323
Will you please
put this in an envelope?
310
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,292
- Yeah.
- And give it to Niki?
311
00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:43,910
Of course.
312
00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:46,273
It's a love letter.
313
00:20:47,506 --> 00:20:50,050
Will you read it and tell me
if it sucks?
314
00:20:56,577 --> 00:20:58,281
Come here!
315
00:20:59,556 --> 00:21:02,160
Can you tell her to meet me here tonight?
316
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:03,573
I'll tell her.
317
00:21:04,856 --> 00:21:06,281
Thanks.
318
00:21:20,808 --> 00:21:22,181
How are you?
319
00:21:25,765 --> 00:21:27,800
Wipe those tears.
320
00:21:27,848 --> 00:21:29,432
Are you okay?
321
00:21:32,065 --> 00:21:35,533
Well, are you gonna come with me to that
big, dumb mafia sit-down at SheBar?
322
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,003
- No.
- Why not?
323
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,750
I'm gonna sit right there
324
00:21:38,788 --> 00:21:40,502
and I'm gonna wait for Niki.
325
00:21:41,516 --> 00:21:42,923
No, you're not.
326
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:46,633
- Why?
- 'Cause that's weak.
327
00:21:47,526 --> 00:21:49,993
- But I am weak.
- No, you're not! You're not weak.
328
00:21:50,028 --> 00:21:51,712
You're the boss of this place.
You could fire
329
00:21:51,766 --> 00:21:53,812
everybody here if you wanted to.
330
00:21:53,858 --> 00:21:55,572
That's not true.
331
00:21:58,057 --> 00:21:59,742
What would you do?
332
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,830
Would you go out and fuck someone?
333
00:22:01,866 --> 00:22:03,201
Probably.
334
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:06,752
I'd go out and have meaningless sex
with somebody I didn't care about.
335
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,942
Come on, come with me to SheBar.
336
00:22:13,945 --> 00:22:16,880
No. I don't want to have sex
with anybody but Niki.
337
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,341
Well, look,
I have a straight-girl crush that,
338
00:22:21,646 --> 00:22:23,752
that will not go away, so...
339
00:22:26,588 --> 00:22:29,742
Pull them right there.
I need to see your invitations.
340
00:22:36,037 --> 00:22:38,282
Are you fucking serious?
Get off of me!
341
00:22:38,327 --> 00:22:40,320
Spread them, sweetheart.
342
00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:43,662
You could have
at least asked me out to dinner.
343
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,983
- Ah, stop!
- ???
344
00:22:47,025 --> 00:22:48,972
Right this way.
345
00:22:49,018 --> 00:22:51,191
God! This is fucking crazy.
346
00:22:51,257 --> 00:22:53,242
I know, it's total "four families",
isn't it?
347
00:22:53,245 --> 00:22:54,760
It's Cuban!
348
00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,093
Hello, ladies.
349
00:22:56,178 --> 00:22:59,130
- So glad you all could make it.
- So, double D, what's the...
350
00:22:59,176 --> 00:23:01,072
Is this... is this her?
351
00:23:01,117 --> 00:23:02,621
What's the deal with this to-do, huh?
352
00:23:02,676 --> 00:23:04,381
Well, I thought we should all
get together,
353
00:23:04,447 --> 00:23:07,333
clear the air,
I mean, of the recent hostilities.
354
00:23:07,838 --> 00:23:11,232
It really pains to see
what could have been a bountiful friendship
355
00:23:11,268 --> 00:23:14,030
reduced to bad feelings and acrimony.
356
00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:16,161
Bountiful friendship? You came into town
357
00:23:16,206 --> 00:23:18,682
- and you pissed all over every one of us!
- No, on the contrary,
358
00:23:18,717 --> 00:23:20,540
- it was you who abused us.
- What?!
359
00:23:20,628 --> 00:23:23,230
Yeah. Cindi and I came to your fair city,
360
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,762
wanting to settle down,
361
00:23:24,807 --> 00:23:27,533
and open up a nice little lesbian hangout.
362
00:23:27,577 --> 00:23:29,710
And then we cordially invite Shane here
363
00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:32,103
to share a little sex amongst friends.
364
00:23:32,136 --> 00:23:33,563
And then what does she do?
365
00:23:33,597 --> 00:23:35,191
She breaks that trust
366
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,060
by seducing my girlfriend.
367
00:23:37,106 --> 00:23:40,363
Denbo, you need to start
singing a new song, 'cause, firstable,
368
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:43,083
I did not seduce her. And secondly,
you told me it was okay.
369
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,350
- No, she didn't.
- Oh, yeah. She did.
370
00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:48,141
Shut it.
371
00:23:48,185 --> 00:23:51,820
You know, I got an idea. What if
you kept your mouth shut for two seconds
372
00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:54,952
- and you actually let your girlfriend talk?
- Because she's got nothing to say.
373
00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:57,820
- Go fuck yourself.
- See, I thought that was somethin'.
374
00:23:57,867 --> 00:24:01,091
As I was saying,
I understandably reacted,
375
00:24:01,126 --> 00:24:03,333
because in Miami, that shit doesn't fly.
376
00:24:03,378 --> 00:24:06,353
And then insults were traded,
and one of you,
377
00:24:06,396 --> 00:24:10,081
I'm not mentionning any names,
called the police on our establishment.
378
00:24:10,128 --> 00:24:12,793
You infested The Planet with rats.
379
00:24:12,816 --> 00:24:15,641
Just because you have a health problem
with your establishment
380
00:24:15,656 --> 00:24:18,663
does not give you the right to trying
close someone else's business down.
381
00:24:18,937 --> 00:24:21,822
You actually tried to shut down my film.
382
00:24:21,896 --> 00:24:24,312
You did not have permits
for that neighbourhood.
383
00:24:24,346 --> 00:24:27,410
- You are bothering my friends with children.
- This is bullshit, Kit.
384
00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:29,562
Why're you even talking to these jokers?
385
00:24:29,597 --> 00:24:32,013
I'm sorry. I don't think I know you.
386
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:36,053
- Tasha.
- It's actually Captain Tasha Williams.
387
00:24:36,087 --> 00:24:40,702
And she's here to kick some ass
and take names if necessary.
388
00:24:40,735 --> 00:24:42,542
That is so awesome.
389
00:24:42,576 --> 00:24:45,120
- Really, Cindi?
- What?
390
00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:47,900
- What?! It's impressive.
- You know, Tasha's got a point here.
391
00:24:47,938 --> 00:24:50,443
I really shouldn't sit here and listen
to all this bullshit.
392
00:24:50,478 --> 00:24:54,560
- I should just kick your motherfuckin' ass.
- Oh, be careful what you're saying next, Miss Porter.
393
00:24:54,598 --> 00:24:57,680
I'm trying to be civil here
in the interest of both our businesses.
394
00:24:57,717 --> 00:24:59,830
But if you want this to escalade,
we can do that too.
395
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:01,973
- Oh, what you think you've been doing?
- Alright. Come on, come on.
396
00:25:02,008 --> 00:25:05,033
- It's supposed to be a peace summit.
- You're never gonna get a peace summit
397
00:25:05,078 --> 00:25:08,311
because you can never believe a single thing
that comes out of this asshole's mouth.
398
00:25:08,316 --> 00:25:10,342
- What did you just fucking...?
- Thank you, thank you.
399
00:25:10,386 --> 00:25:12,161
Enough!
400
00:25:22,726 --> 00:25:24,513
What do you want, Denbo?
401
00:25:25,515 --> 00:25:27,491
What do I want, what do I want...
402
00:25:27,948 --> 00:25:29,593
- Turf.
- Turf.
403
00:25:29,626 --> 00:25:31,530
And divide up the town.
404
00:25:31,566 --> 00:25:33,193
You can have
405
00:25:33,227 --> 00:25:35,953
wednesdays and saturdays,
and we'll take fridays and sundays.
406
00:25:36,047 --> 00:25:37,702
Kit wants mondays too.
407
00:25:37,735 --> 00:25:40,110
Kit wants mondays, Kit wants mondays...
408
00:25:40,155 --> 00:25:42,563
Fine. But we get superbowl weekend.
409
00:25:42,645 --> 00:25:44,273
- Fine.
- Hey!
410
00:25:44,316 --> 00:25:46,971
- No poatching customers.
- It goes both ways.
411
00:25:47,417 --> 00:25:49,961
Now, the question of restitution.
412
00:25:50,057 --> 00:25:52,682
- A restitution?! You...
- A restitution...
413
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,362
For emotional hardship.
414
00:25:55,255 --> 00:25:57,351
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- No.
415
00:25:57,395 --> 00:26:00,041
My honor was maligned,
and that of my lover Cindi's.
416
00:26:02,308 --> 00:26:05,413
And how do you propose
that we restore this lost honor?
417
00:26:07,058 --> 00:26:09,552
We want parts in your movie.
418
00:26:09,588 --> 00:26:11,151
My mov...
419
00:26:11,186 --> 00:26:13,511
- No way.
- I don't want a fucking part in your movie.
420
00:26:13,557 --> 00:26:15,870
- Just Cindi.
- Why would I give
421
00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:19,243
- your lover Cindi a part in my film?
- Because she's goddamn gorgeous.
422
00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:21,462
Look at her. Why wouldn't you give her
a part in your movie?
423
00:26:21,478 --> 00:26:24,331
Well, I think she has a face like an extra.
424
00:26:26,796 --> 00:26:29,503
So you can be an extra on my movie.
425
00:26:29,545 --> 00:26:30,633
No, no, no, no.
426
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:33,040
She has to have a line.
Something plugging SheBar.
427
00:26:33,088 --> 00:26:35,660
Absolutely not. No fucking way.
428
00:26:35,665 --> 00:26:37,461
That's really too bad.
429
00:26:37,498 --> 00:26:39,553
I wouldn't want another production mishap
430
00:26:39,596 --> 00:26:41,540
to befall your little shoot.
You know,
431
00:26:41,585 --> 00:26:43,771
I have a brother Jo,
he's near engineer in the Team...
432
00:26:43,816 --> 00:26:45,231
Go fuck yourself.
433
00:26:46,585 --> 00:26:49,063
Now, why would I do that
when I can fuck you.
434
00:26:50,518 --> 00:26:53,092
You are so tacky.
435
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:57,032
I think she's psychotic. What do I do?
436
00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:58,573
Give her a small part.
437
00:27:03,537 --> 00:27:05,470
I thought about it
438
00:27:05,508 --> 00:27:07,550
and you,
439
00:27:07,587 --> 00:27:11,812
Cindi, can play the role of
440
00:27:12,878 --> 00:27:15,483
- party girl number 4.
- Thank you.
441
00:27:15,518 --> 00:27:17,440
Well, I think our business is done here.
442
00:27:17,477 --> 00:27:18,740
We're not finished.
443
00:27:18,776 --> 00:27:20,130
You'd better be soon.
444
00:27:20,137 --> 00:27:22,913
We want a shot out to the SheBar
on "The Look".
445
00:27:22,955 --> 00:27:25,142
Fuck no, Denbo!
446
00:27:25,188 --> 00:27:27,823
A mention on "The Look"
is worth millions in advertising.
447
00:27:27,825 --> 00:27:29,813
Millions, millions... that's about right.
Yeah.
448
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:33,472
There is no way I'm promoting SheBar
and I'm not promoting The Planet.
449
00:27:33,506 --> 00:27:34,552
You're not?
450
00:27:35,018 --> 00:27:36,803
Well, I think we're done here.
451
00:27:36,835 --> 00:27:37,953
Cindi.
452
00:27:39,907 --> 00:27:42,363
Bette! Podcast.
453
00:27:46,718 --> 00:27:50,370
Alice will give a mention to SheBar
and The Planet, but not on "The Look".
454
00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:52,073
She'll mention both of them
455
00:27:52,117 --> 00:27:53,852
on a podcast.
456
00:27:55,968 --> 00:27:57,901
Okay. Podcast it is.
457
00:27:57,948 --> 00:27:59,701
What do you say, Kit?
458
00:28:01,006 --> 00:28:02,120
Deal?
459
00:28:06,545 --> 00:28:08,422
What do we know
that you'll keep your word?
460
00:28:08,425 --> 00:28:09,931
My word's all I've got.
461
00:28:09,968 --> 00:28:11,943
You're just gonna have to trust me.
462
00:28:11,987 --> 00:28:13,740
Did you decorate this in the 80's?
463
00:28:13,778 --> 00:28:15,401
Come on you guys.
464
00:28:15,448 --> 00:28:18,221
- Thanks. I'll see you sometime.
- Bye, Shane.
465
00:28:18,255 --> 00:28:21,270
You should be waiting for
our call time.
466
00:28:21,856 --> 00:28:24,111
Are you sure
you still wanna do this, Alice? 'Cause
467
00:28:24,115 --> 00:28:26,843
it's so hot in here.
I thought they had air-conditionning.
468
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,042
Yeah, I'm right. I mean,
if you are, I'm ready.
469
00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:30,480
- "Love For Life" by Standfast -
470
00:28:30,517 --> 00:28:32,670
I'm so happy to be out of there.
471
00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:34,233
I didn't think we were gonna
get outta here alive, did you?
472
00:28:34,277 --> 00:28:36,870
No, I didn't. I didn't even wanna go
in the first place.
473
00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:38,272
So, is that thing ready for me?
474
00:28:39,056 --> 00:28:41,330
Yeah. You just have to press
the red button.
475
00:28:41,626 --> 00:28:44,301
- Red button.
- Yeah, the little red button.
476
00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:51,431
- Okay.
- Give me a signal. A signal.
477
00:28:51,466 --> 00:28:54,023
A signal?
How's that for signal?
478
00:28:54,535 --> 00:28:56,383
Good? So...
479
00:28:57,057 --> 00:29:00,041
Hi there. I'm Alice Pieszecki
and this is "Alice in Lesboland"
480
00:29:00,116 --> 00:29:02,823
and today I have my collegue Max Sweeney
with me.
481
00:29:03,335 --> 00:29:04,643
Hi, everybody.
482
00:29:04,675 --> 00:29:06,473
As some of you may know,
Max is sort of
483
00:29:06,518 --> 00:29:09,733
our behind the scenes techy guy
on OurChart, and, uh,
484
00:29:09,768 --> 00:29:11,692
he recently, uh,
485
00:29:11,726 --> 00:29:16,012
did a blog about being a trans-guy
and it kinda pissed some of you off and
486
00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:18,932
I said some things
that weren't so cool,
487
00:29:18,947 --> 00:29:22,701
apparently, and I just wanted
to apologize publically to Max.
488
00:29:22,737 --> 00:29:24,712
So, I'm sorry, Max.
489
00:29:24,758 --> 00:29:27,720
Actually, um, you said
that I wasn't part of your community.
490
00:29:27,756 --> 00:29:30,811
Which is... it's more than just
kind of uncool.
491
00:29:30,848 --> 00:29:33,620
- Wouldn't you say?
- Yeah, I would, yes.
492
00:29:33,665 --> 00:29:35,893
And I'm very sorry.
493
00:29:35,937 --> 00:29:39,393
After I said that, I heard from
one of our guestbian blogger,
494
00:29:39,438 --> 00:29:40,980
Kate Kendell, who's also the director of
495
00:29:41,005 --> 00:29:44,632
the National Center for Lesbian Rights,
and she told me that
496
00:29:44,677 --> 00:29:49,300
I sucked and was full of shit
for the same reasons. So,
497
00:29:49,348 --> 00:29:51,941
- I am sorry.
- Thanks, Kate.
498
00:29:51,986 --> 00:29:54,120
Well, I guess I just kinda figured that
499
00:29:54,128 --> 00:29:56,110
you'd understand
the importance of inclusion.
500
00:29:56,188 --> 00:29:58,650
Of course I do. I just think
they're really different.
501
00:29:58,695 --> 00:30:01,900
I think being bisexual is just more natural
502
00:30:01,938 --> 00:30:04,133
and I think that trans, sort of,
503
00:30:04,156 --> 00:30:06,390
it's a little hard for people to swallow it.
I think they're very different.
504
00:30:06,398 --> 00:30:09,992
Well, the main argument
against homosexuality is it's not natural.
505
00:30:10,038 --> 00:30:12,952
And that it's not what
real men and women do. Right?
506
00:30:12,988 --> 00:30:16,691
And I mean, if you're gonna
talk about sexism and
507
00:30:16,736 --> 00:30:19,910
homophobia and reproductive rights,
508
00:30:19,955 --> 00:30:22,901
and all the other stuff I heard you
talking about last week on "The Look",
509
00:30:22,926 --> 00:30:25,282
then, I mean, you've gotta accept this,
you've gotta
510
00:30:25,326 --> 00:30:28,462
stop marginalizing the transgendre,
sisters and brothers.
511
00:30:28,507 --> 00:30:29,941
I hear you.
512
00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:32,653
So, again, I am sorry.
513
00:30:34,948 --> 00:30:36,791
Here you go.
514
00:30:39,015 --> 00:30:41,821
Wait. I thought Jodi liked chalatte.
515
00:30:41,857 --> 00:30:43,251
Oh, it's for Tina.
516
00:30:43,288 --> 00:30:45,543
We're going
to a therapy session together.
517
00:30:49,455 --> 00:30:51,192
Just to talk about Angie.
518
00:30:51,928 --> 00:30:56,061
Now I know you're bullshit me, because
ain't nothing wrong with baby girl.
519
00:30:57,835 --> 00:30:59,911
We're gonna talk about parenting.
520
00:31:01,956 --> 00:31:03,340
What's going on?
521
00:31:04,217 --> 00:31:05,621
Nothing.
522
00:31:08,088 --> 00:31:09,450
Bette...
523
00:31:11,735 --> 00:31:13,203
Fuck!
524
00:31:13,245 --> 00:31:14,981
Come back here.
525
00:31:18,035 --> 00:31:20,653
- Don't you dare.
- Don't I dare do what?
526
00:31:20,697 --> 00:31:22,922
Don't you dare do that to Jodi!
527
00:31:22,957 --> 00:31:25,523
I'm not trying to do anything to anyone.
528
00:31:27,238 --> 00:31:29,493
Well, you just better be careful.
529
00:31:30,577 --> 00:31:32,740
That's why were going to see a therapist.
530
00:31:34,386 --> 00:31:37,160
- Please don't say anything.
- To who?
531
00:31:37,205 --> 00:31:38,872
I dunno.
532
00:31:44,545 --> 00:31:47,710
Working on OurChart's been
totally awesome, actually.
533
00:31:47,718 --> 00:31:49,783
- You're way a better boss than the last one.
- Oh, good.
534
00:31:49,827 --> 00:31:52,473
You have been kind a trans
for the ??? or whatever.
535
00:31:52,506 --> 00:31:53,910
Yeah. You know.
536
00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:55,622
- Thanks.
- I mean,
537
00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:58,130
he tried to set me up with his daughter,
right,
538
00:31:58,165 --> 00:31:59,213
and
539
00:31:59,255 --> 00:32:01,271
I'm not outta work, so they don't know
540
00:32:01,305 --> 00:32:03,152
that I'm not a vile guy.
541
00:32:04,608 --> 00:32:05,771
- Hi.
- Hi.
542
00:32:05,815 --> 00:32:07,512
This is Richard, Shane.
543
00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:10,042
- Richard, nice to meet you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.
544
00:32:10,085 --> 00:32:11,580
- Good stuff.
- Yeah,
545
00:32:11,648 --> 00:32:13,811
you pro the big oil business,
aren't you?
546
00:32:13,855 --> 00:32:16,053
I told her about your internship
with ??? Peterson,
547
00:32:16,126 --> 00:32:18,402
which he quit, because he decided
it was immoral
548
00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,172
and after I told him,
we're breaking up
549
00:32:20,215 --> 00:32:21,901
because he was an environmental criminal.
550
00:32:21,947 --> 00:32:23,393
- Hi.
- Hi! I'm sorry.
551
00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:25,330
- Podcast, yeah.
- Oh, right. I'm sorry.
552
00:32:27,735 --> 00:32:30,551
Oh, I'm sorry. This is Molly.
This is Phyllis' daughter.
553
00:32:32,487 --> 00:32:34,580
I'm familiar with Phyllis.
554
00:32:34,626 --> 00:32:36,543
- Yeah.
- Hey, I'm Max.
555
00:32:38,037 --> 00:32:40,400
- How is it going?
- Good.
556
00:32:40,445 --> 00:32:42,053
Listen, Richard, welcome to ???
557
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:43,710
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
558
00:32:46,536 --> 00:32:48,850
You know that Jenny gave away a part
in your movie, by the way.
559
00:32:48,886 --> 00:32:50,580
To that girl,
560
00:32:50,616 --> 00:32:52,832
- Cindi. Cindi, the lover Cindi.
- I can't believe
561
00:32:52,865 --> 00:32:55,000
- Jenny gave a part in the movie to Cindi.
- Yeah.
562
00:32:55,046 --> 00:32:57,240
Crazy week. Can you hold on one second?
563
00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:59,433
Yeah, that's all your production needs.
564
00:32:59,466 --> 00:33:02,100
So, how much money you're tend to lose
565
00:33:02,138 --> 00:33:04,023
when you have to shut down
production for the day?
566
00:33:04,068 --> 00:33:08,070
Well, it depends if the crew is already on,
you know, that can suck,
567
00:33:08,117 --> 00:33:11,120
and then if the crew's not on
then it depends on how many locations
568
00:33:11,168 --> 00:33:12,913
we have secured and...
569
00:33:14,315 --> 00:33:16,910
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
570
00:33:18,016 --> 00:33:20,511
Jesus. What were we thinking?!
God damn!
571
00:33:20,556 --> 00:33:22,903
They said the rolling blackouts were over.
572
00:33:24,487 --> 00:33:26,231
- Oh shit.
- What the fuck is that?!
573
00:33:26,275 --> 00:33:29,130
- Fuck! I can't get a signal.
- Oh god!
574
00:33:31,098 --> 00:33:33,270
Shit! I don't like this.
575
00:33:33,306 --> 00:33:35,603
I don't like it. It's gonna get really
fucking hot here in about two seconds.
576
00:33:35,635 --> 00:33:37,150
I cannot take the heat.
577
00:33:37,186 --> 00:33:39,252
I'm gonna have a panic attack.
I know I am.
578
00:33:39,296 --> 00:33:40,540
Breathe.
579
00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:42,482
Breathe. Deep breath.
580
00:33:42,507 --> 00:33:44,652
I don't wanna breathe too deep.
I'll take up all the oxygen.
581
00:33:44,695 --> 00:33:46,520
It's gonna be fine.
582
00:33:46,556 --> 00:33:49,500
Jesus, it is fucking hot
in this city of yours.
583
00:33:50,045 --> 00:33:51,360
Hey!
584
00:33:51,898 --> 00:33:53,583
Where have you been?
585
00:33:53,628 --> 00:33:55,953
I got a show.
I've been painting like a maniac.
586
00:33:55,995 --> 00:33:57,993
Really? I didn't even know
you were an artist.
587
00:33:58,035 --> 00:33:59,071
Yeah.
588
00:33:59,107 --> 00:34:01,220
Not a big rich artist like Jodi,
589
00:34:01,305 --> 00:34:04,550
- which is why I interprete for her.
- To pay the bills, right.
590
00:34:04,597 --> 00:34:05,893
Exactly.
591
00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,691
- So where's your girlfriend?
- If you mean Grace,
592
00:34:17,736 --> 00:34:19,362
she's in San Fransisco.
593
00:34:21,037 --> 00:34:22,921
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
594
00:34:24,507 --> 00:34:26,440
It's really nice to see you.
595
00:34:28,516 --> 00:34:30,063
Good, because
596
00:34:30,108 --> 00:34:33,161
I've actually been thinking about you.
597
00:34:33,198 --> 00:34:34,301
Yeah?
598
00:34:35,045 --> 00:34:36,180
Which
599
00:34:37,005 --> 00:34:39,840
is why I haven't come around
because it's kinda freaking me out.
600
00:34:43,486 --> 00:34:44,493
Yeah.
601
00:34:44,536 --> 00:34:45,940
Yeah, I get it.
602
00:34:45,986 --> 00:34:47,331
It's cool.
603
00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:52,773
Would you sit with me for a minute?
604
00:35:02,086 --> 00:35:04,363
I was actually thinking
605
00:35:04,406 --> 00:35:06,912
maybe you'd like to go out sometime.
606
00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:09,832
Well, you mean like on a date?
607
00:35:09,876 --> 00:35:11,711
Yeah, like a date.
608
00:35:13,995 --> 00:35:15,973
Yeah, sure.
609
00:35:16,596 --> 00:35:18,033
Maybe tonight?
610
00:35:20,057 --> 00:35:21,590
Alright.
611
00:35:22,316 --> 00:35:23,772
Yeah.
612
00:35:29,077 --> 00:35:32,741
- "Private Number"
by William Bell (feat. Judy Clay) -
613
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,780
What are you doing?
614
00:35:49,366 --> 00:35:52,210
I'm feeling what 6 P.M. feels like.
615
00:36:16,547 --> 00:36:20,643
I'm never home by 6 P.M.
I'm usually stuck on the ???
616
00:36:32,655 --> 00:36:35,992
I have nothing that I'm supposed
to be doing right now.
617
00:37:05,006 --> 00:37:07,783
Do you think that
Danny might know we're in here?
618
00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:10,682
I'm sure he's doing everything he can.
619
00:37:15,488 --> 00:37:17,742
What do you think he would say
of us right now?
620
00:37:17,786 --> 00:37:20,232
If we were on session with him?
621
00:37:27,896 --> 00:37:30,513
He would probably ask
what each of us wants.
622
00:37:30,547 --> 00:37:33,290
And we would say: "We don't know".
623
00:37:35,016 --> 00:37:36,542
And he would ask:
624
00:37:37,275 --> 00:37:40,570
What are you afraid of, Tina?
625
00:37:44,567 --> 00:37:45,981
Fucking it all up.
626
00:37:52,006 --> 00:37:54,300
What else are you afraid of, Tina?
627
00:37:54,335 --> 00:37:56,111
I'm afraid of, um...
628
00:37:57,925 --> 00:38:01,133
what everyone will think of us,
how they'll judge us,
629
00:38:01,175 --> 00:38:03,043
how hurt Jodi will be.
630
00:38:04,545 --> 00:38:06,793
She already knows
there's something wrong.
631
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,240
- Did you tell her about us?
- God, no.
632
00:38:09,285 --> 00:38:11,312
I've been such a fucking coward.
633
00:38:14,007 --> 00:38:16,433
And, you know, it's not like we really...
634
00:38:19,248 --> 00:38:21,480
I don't know, it was never just...
635
00:38:22,698 --> 00:38:24,500
easy like...
636
00:38:24,537 --> 00:38:26,312
What do you mean "never easy"?
637
00:38:26,357 --> 00:38:29,260
Well, we don't share the same values
Jodi and I.
638
00:38:29,297 --> 00:38:31,471
Do you think we share the same values?
639
00:38:31,527 --> 00:38:33,190
Of course I do!
640
00:38:33,238 --> 00:38:35,340
I mean, I think that's why
we were able to parent together
641
00:38:35,387 --> 00:38:38,331
when things were the most
acrimonous between us.
642
00:38:38,376 --> 00:38:41,910
I mean, it's so fucking rare, Tina.
643
00:38:42,025 --> 00:38:44,560
We both care about the quality of life,
644
00:38:44,567 --> 00:38:47,761
you know, and I like
the choices you make,
645
00:38:49,015 --> 00:38:51,641
and the things
that you surround yourself with.
646
00:38:52,996 --> 00:38:55,201
I mean, this attention to beauty...
647
00:38:55,788 --> 00:38:57,932
I think that's important.
648
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:01,543
And I'm comfortable with,
649
00:39:01,575 --> 00:39:03,452
you know, the people of your world,
and I think
650
00:39:03,487 --> 00:39:05,790
you're comfortable with the people of mine.
651
00:39:12,087 --> 00:39:14,621
We like the same people.
652
00:39:14,657 --> 00:39:18,042
And we dislike the same people.
653
00:39:21,145 --> 00:39:24,161
We'd both rather stay in on New Year's Eve.
654
00:39:28,526 --> 00:39:30,101
Yes, Dan.
655
00:39:31,176 --> 00:39:33,501
What is it that you're afraid of?
656
00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:37,550
I'm afraid that I'm...
657
00:39:38,287 --> 00:39:40,161
destructive.
658
00:39:41,558 --> 00:39:44,071
That if I have something good,
659
00:39:45,536 --> 00:39:48,253
I feel compelled to destroy it.
660
00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:55,251
Look, I'm not so pure and innocent, okay?
I was awful
661
00:39:55,286 --> 00:39:57,883
when I was with Henry.
I was flailing.
662
00:39:59,028 --> 00:40:00,992
Look how I treated you. I
663
00:40:01,027 --> 00:40:03,633
used Angelica against you. I was
664
00:40:03,666 --> 00:40:05,882
- despicable.
- I love you.
665
00:40:12,006 --> 00:40:13,503
I love you.
666
00:40:15,545 --> 00:40:18,302
I have no doubt about that.
667
00:40:20,775 --> 00:40:23,050
I'm just afraid that...
668
00:40:23,096 --> 00:40:26,052
That everything you're feeling right now
is because...
669
00:40:26,096 --> 00:40:28,053
we're not really together.
670
00:40:30,065 --> 00:40:31,631
It's an affair.
671
00:40:34,027 --> 00:40:36,432
- No.
- But it is.
672
00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:39,623
For me,
673
00:40:39,656 --> 00:40:42,252
when I really search myself,
674
00:40:42,287 --> 00:40:45,211
it doesn't feel like an affair.
675
00:40:46,588 --> 00:40:48,443
For me,
676
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:55,522
it feels like I'm coming home.
677
00:40:59,948 --> 00:41:01,811
- "Emergency" by The Sweet Inspirations -
678
00:41:08,788 --> 00:41:10,793
Jen, we have to get outta here now.
679
00:41:10,827 --> 00:41:13,321
I don't want to.
I just wanna stick around
680
00:41:13,358 --> 00:41:15,722
- probably a little bit more.
- It's too hot.
681
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,331
It's way too hot.
682
00:41:17,378 --> 00:41:19,231
I know, but I just wanna wait.
683
00:41:25,026 --> 00:41:26,180
Perfect.
684
00:41:30,895 --> 00:41:32,240
- Hello?
- Hey.
685
00:41:32,278 --> 00:41:33,621
I'm here in the house all by myself
686
00:41:33,727 --> 00:41:37,462
and the lights keep going on and off
and it's really fucking scary.
687
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:39,733
Give me a fucking break.
You're not scared.
688
00:41:40,285 --> 00:41:42,001
Shut up. Just come over.
689
00:41:42,035 --> 00:41:43,162
Where's Richard?
690
00:41:43,238 --> 00:41:45,312
I don't know, probably on a plane
back to Ramon.
691
00:41:45,376 --> 00:41:47,113
After his lame ass effort
to get me back,
692
00:41:47,145 --> 00:41:48,911
- I sent him home.
- Oh yeah?
693
00:41:48,948 --> 00:41:50,370
How was that?
694
00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:52,791
He knows I'm a stucker
for a romantic gesture, so he got
695
00:41:52,828 --> 00:41:55,270
a fly away across the country
and then, when he got here,
696
00:41:55,308 --> 00:41:57,890
he was this lock-jawed, tight-assed ever.
697
00:41:59,037 --> 00:42:00,841
Well, the lights went out.
698
00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:02,663
Oh, fucking shit! Again?!
699
00:42:02,706 --> 00:42:04,942
Can you please, please come over?
700
00:42:04,975 --> 00:42:05,983
Please...
701
00:42:09,306 --> 00:42:10,802
Hello?
702
00:42:13,068 --> 00:42:14,232
Come in.
703
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,851
Oh my God!
704
00:42:20,527 --> 00:42:23,272
This is the most beautiful letter
705
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:25,523
than anyone has ever written to me and
706
00:42:25,557 --> 00:42:29,251
it completely reminded me of why
I want to be in this movie and
707
00:42:29,298 --> 00:42:32,191
how I am so into you
and I just love you so.
708
00:42:36,768 --> 00:42:39,182
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God!
709
00:42:39,227 --> 00:42:41,560
Fuck! I didn't, I didn't...
I don't know what happened. I didn't...
710
00:42:42,508 --> 00:42:44,943
- It's okay.
- You need to go to the production office.
711
00:42:45,548 --> 00:42:47,563
I thought that's where
you were gonna meet her.
712
00:42:47,596 --> 00:42:49,731
She's gonna be so fucking mad.
713
00:42:49,746 --> 00:42:51,511
Look, she doesn't have to know, okay?
714
00:42:51,548 --> 00:42:53,611
- What?
- Yeah, I mean,
715
00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:55,973
I'm not gonna tell her
unless you are.
716
00:42:56,017 --> 00:42:58,412
You look a lot like her in the dark.
717
00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:01,162
And it's weird, because you kind of
even look like her right now.
718
00:43:01,207 --> 00:43:02,853
She really loves you, you know?
719
00:43:03,518 --> 00:43:04,660
I know.
720
00:43:04,698 --> 00:43:06,292
I love her too.
721
00:43:08,245 --> 00:43:10,152
I'll see you later, Adele.
722
00:43:20,867 --> 00:43:22,873
- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, of course.
723
00:43:22,908 --> 00:43:26,040
- Sorry about earlier. Thanks.
- Sure.
724
00:43:26,048 --> 00:43:28,713
- I was really scared.
- Oh, no. I get it. It
725
00:43:29,266 --> 00:43:31,132
- was crazy driving over here, so...
- No.
726
00:43:31,206 --> 00:43:34,263
Not scared of the dark.
Scared because I wanna fuck you.
727
00:43:34,326 --> 00:43:35,351
Wine?
728
00:43:35,395 --> 00:43:38,150
I've got a red french bourgogne here,
unless you prefer...
729
00:43:38,198 --> 00:43:40,931
- No, no, I like it.
- Okay, good, good, good.
730
00:43:40,977 --> 00:43:42,582
I've never done this before.
731
00:43:42,618 --> 00:43:44,840
I mean, I kissed a girl that one time
in Girl Scouts,
732
00:43:44,876 --> 00:43:46,602
but it was just that one time thing,
733
00:43:46,608 --> 00:43:48,772
and it was "Truth or Dare"
and it never happened again.
734
00:43:49,447 --> 00:43:50,742
Molly, we don't have to do anything,
735
00:43:50,776 --> 00:43:53,120
you know. We can just hang out
in the dark. It's okay.
736
00:43:53,218 --> 00:43:54,823
But I think you're really sexy.
737
00:43:59,066 --> 00:43:59,970
Yeah.
738
00:44:01,387 --> 00:44:02,760
That's good, um...
739
00:44:03,505 --> 00:44:05,082
I think you're,
740
00:44:06,006 --> 00:44:08,990
- I think you are too.
- Richard thinks I'm olddly proportion.
741
00:44:10,327 --> 00:44:11,800
- Richard's a tool.
- I know.
742
00:44:11,855 --> 00:44:15,063
We went to Nantucket last summer, and
I caught him jerking off to internet porn
743
00:44:15,108 --> 00:44:17,533
when I wasn't looking.
How gross is that, right?
744
00:44:17,575 --> 00:44:20,643
Yeah. He says he loves me
but he's totally full of shit. More?
745
00:44:20,686 --> 00:44:24,303
- Why are we ??? Richard still?
- You're right. Fuck Richard.
746
00:44:25,238 --> 00:44:27,380
Let's go upstairs.
Can you grab the candle?
747
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:30,062
Yeah.
748
00:44:30,098 --> 00:44:31,692
Fuck that guy.
749
00:44:31,777 --> 00:44:33,553
I'm not gonna marry Richard.
I told him that today.
750
00:44:33,596 --> 00:44:34,841
'Cause what's marriage anyway?
751
00:44:34,935 --> 00:44:36,853
It's an ill-conceived antiquated institution
752
00:44:36,895 --> 00:44:39,271
created by people who did not expect
to live past 30.
753
00:44:39,278 --> 00:44:40,773
- Did you know that?
- No.
754
00:44:40,816 --> 00:44:42,243
I took a gender study class
and did you know that
755
00:44:42,285 --> 00:44:43,633
in medieval Europe,
756
00:44:43,678 --> 00:44:45,903
the wedding ring
was the symbol of ownership?
757
00:44:45,935 --> 00:44:49,181
Seriously. It was a down paiment
on the bride sale.
758
00:44:49,218 --> 00:44:50,480
- Can you believe that shit?
- Wow! No.
759
00:44:50,517 --> 00:44:53,080
I know, right? It's fucked up.
I'm sorry. I'm talking too much.
760
00:44:53,118 --> 00:44:55,340
I'll stop talking.
I tend to do that when I'm nervous.
761
00:44:55,898 --> 00:44:57,321
- "Let Da Music" by Quiero Club -
762
00:44:58,735 --> 00:44:59,982
Thanks for diner.
763
00:45:00,028 --> 00:45:00,911
Sure.
764
00:45:09,668 --> 00:45:11,083
Can I kiss you?
765
00:45:12,038 --> 00:45:13,071
Yeah.
766
00:45:38,097 --> 00:45:40,022
Most improves.
767
00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:42,162
Gotta start somewhere.
768
00:45:45,797 --> 00:45:47,213
Nice room.
769
00:46:40,978 --> 00:46:42,771
We don't have to do this, you know.
770
00:46:45,018 --> 00:46:47,821
- We don't have to.
- I know,
771
00:46:47,858 --> 00:46:49,553
we don't have to.
772
00:47:04,608 --> 00:47:05,961
Weird.
773
00:47:05,978 --> 00:47:07,362
- What? What?
- Boobs.
774
00:47:08,097 --> 00:47:09,660
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
775
00:47:09,706 --> 00:47:11,101
I'm an idiot.
776
00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:22,071
- Jenny...
- Hi.
777
00:47:22,107 --> 00:47:24,301
- Oh my God!
- You came!
778
00:47:26,545 --> 00:47:30,932
That was the most amazing letter
that anyone has ever written to me.
779
00:47:30,965 --> 00:47:33,880
And it made me realize
why I wanted to do this film.
780
00:47:40,288 --> 00:47:42,300
What? What?
781
00:47:42,336 --> 00:47:45,831
- Jenny, I love you so much.
- I love you so much.
782
00:47:45,878 --> 00:47:48,592
- I'm so sorry.
- And I'm so sorry.
783
00:47:51,345 --> 00:47:53,321
I love you, I love you!
784
00:47:53,955 --> 00:47:55,683
- "Swimming Pool" by Freezepop -
785
00:48:02,847 --> 00:48:06,290
- What?
- You really are like a guy. A really
786
00:48:06,335 --> 00:48:08,150
sexy guy.
787
00:48:10,098 --> 00:48:11,803
Except you are softer.
788
00:48:17,726 --> 00:48:19,480
- Guess what?
- What?
789
00:48:20,798 --> 00:48:22,401
I'm not a guy.
790
00:48:22,988 --> 00:48:24,573
Surprise!
791
00:48:42,728 --> 00:48:43,760
You're wet.
792
00:48:45,225 --> 00:48:46,901
What did you expect?
793
00:48:46,947 --> 00:48:48,903
I don't know. Not that.
794
00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:59,472
I don't know if you're ready for this.
795
00:49:01,368 --> 00:49:02,620
I'm ready for this.
796
00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:14,693
Am I doing right?
797
00:49:20,576 --> 00:49:22,172
Yeah.
798
00:49:22,176 --> 00:49:24,223
Yeah.
799
00:49:24,268 --> 00:49:25,771
You're doing perfect.
800
00:49:35,505 --> 00:49:37,352
- What's that look?
- What?
801
00:49:37,395 --> 00:49:39,540
What are you doing?
802
00:49:40,037 --> 00:49:41,640
What are you talking about?
803
00:49:42,755 --> 00:49:44,380
I'm not doing anything.
804
00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:46,362
Really...
805
00:49:46,408 --> 00:49:48,432
It's hot in here, isn't it?
806
00:49:49,897 --> 00:49:51,920
It's getting hotter.
807
00:49:54,885 --> 00:49:57,362
Well, that maybe can cool you off.
808
00:49:57,405 --> 00:49:58,751
Yeah!
809
00:50:32,417 --> 00:50:33,620
Let's take this off.
810
00:50:47,528 --> 00:50:49,240
It feels good.
811
00:53:17,558 --> 00:53:19,681
How are you gonna fuck me?
812
00:54:20,305 --> 00:54:22,801
That was amazing! Of course
it was amazing 'cause
813
00:54:22,847 --> 00:54:24,653
you're a girl and you
814
00:54:25,725 --> 00:54:27,420
know how to do that.
815
00:54:37,398 --> 00:54:39,200
What are you doing?
816
00:54:46,576 --> 00:54:48,862
I don't really think
I'm ready for this yet.
817
00:54:49,466 --> 00:54:51,313
I don't think I know how.
818
00:54:51,358 --> 00:54:52,573
I'm sorry.
819
00:55:02,388 --> 00:55:04,502
I will show one more time.
820
00:55:21,907 --> 00:55:23,053
Fuck!
821
00:55:35,876 --> 00:55:37,183
Oh God...
822
00:55:37,945 --> 00:55:40,152
We'll take it slowly.
823
00:55:41,898 --> 00:55:43,213
Well, how are you going to tell her?
824
00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:45,071
Are you gonna tell her it's because of us?
825
00:55:45,106 --> 00:55:46,201
No.
826
00:55:46,627 --> 00:55:47,700
But if it's okay with you,
827
00:55:47,707 --> 00:55:49,690
I don't want to tell her before the ride.
828
00:55:49,738 --> 00:55:51,282
You know, the Pink Ride.
829
00:55:55,318 --> 00:55:56,711
I love you.
830
00:55:58,918 --> 00:56:00,202
I love you too.
831
00:56:06,705 --> 00:56:08,322
- Hi, Dan.
- The poor, poor things.
832
00:56:08,366 --> 00:56:10,370
There's nothing we could do.
Are you okay?
833
00:56:10,417 --> 00:56:12,990
- We're fine.
- Anybody traumatized?
834
00:56:13,017 --> 00:56:15,893
I think we actually
clarified some things for ourselves.
835
00:56:15,935 --> 00:56:18,512
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You're not even a lesbian.
836
00:56:18,518 --> 00:56:20,181
Neither were you a year ago.
837
00:56:20,228 --> 00:56:22,600
When I left you this afternoon,
you were with Richard.
838
00:56:22,636 --> 00:56:24,361
- This is beneath you.
- What,
839
00:56:24,408 --> 00:56:26,421
because Shane's never read Proust,
she's beneath me?
840
00:56:26,455 --> 00:56:28,053
She's never even heard of Proust.
841
00:56:28,088 --> 00:56:30,340
Who cares if she's heard of Proust?
I'm so sick of you judging
842
00:56:30,378 --> 00:56:31,903
everyone I know.
843
00:56:31,945 --> 00:56:34,573
So Shane's not gonna win a
MacArthur genius grant anytime soon.
844
00:56:34,616 --> 00:56:36,062
It's really nice for once
to be with someone
845
00:56:36,075 --> 00:56:37,932
who's a little bit uneducated.
846
00:56:37,967 --> 00:56:40,363
- She probably went to community college.
- Who cares
847
00:56:40,406 --> 00:56:44,083
if she went to community college! Who cares
if she even graduated from high school!
848
00:56:44,116 --> 00:56:46,012
I don't like Shane for her political views.
849
00:56:46,038 --> 00:56:47,573
I like Shane because she's easy
850
00:56:47,616 --> 00:56:50,413
and simple. And maybe she's not
the smartest person in the world,
851
00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:52,391
but at least she's not fucking Richard.
852
00:56:52,425 --> 00:56:54,601
See how long this lasts.
853
00:56:56,088 --> 00:56:58,053
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