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And we're here on the set of "Lez Girls"
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where director Jennifer Schecter
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is filming her groundbreaking new movie
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about a close-knit group
of lesbian friends
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living in Los Angeles.
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Let's take a look.
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And
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action.
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I hope I didn't upset you too much
the other night.
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Oh, no.
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It's just...
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Oh fuck! Line?
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I... no, I... it's just, you know,
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- I thought I should tell you...
- Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Thank you. I got it.
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And action...
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I know, it's...
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It's just that I thought
I should tell you that, you know, um...
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- Well, I'm not a...
- ...a bi-coffee drinker?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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- Jenny, I can't work like this.
- It's funny!
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- Funny?
- Oh, my... Screw you, Begonia!
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You know, I'm so sick of you
ragging on me all the time.
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You know, how am I supposed to act
with her
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- hating me across the table?
- You know what?
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It's called acting.
Why don't you try it?
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Oh, it's called acting with an asshole!
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Why don't you come back another time?
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We'll just get another scene. Okay?
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- So, cut.
- Yeah, that's okay.
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What?
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Who the fuck is..
Who the fuck are you?
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It's EPK.
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What the fuck is EPK?
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- It's the...
- ...the Electronic Press Kit.
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What? What does that mean?
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- So the studio hires...
- Is this a spy?
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someone to do behind...
No, behind means footage for the...
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- DVDs. Yeah.
- The extras.
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- They're gonna put this on the DVD?
- No.
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- I think they'll wait to another scene.
- But the DVD hasn't been released yet.
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Okay, you get the fuck off my set.
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Hey, check it out.
Come in at the wrestling.
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It's gonna be such an awesome night.
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- I hope you'll make it.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Jenny and I have spoken to Begonia.
The situation is contained.
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For now. But I really want
Niki to stay focused, all right?
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I want zero distractions.
What is that?
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"Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling
at SheBar Tonight"?
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Oh my God! There is no way
I'm gonna let
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Dawn Denbo and her lover Cindi
recruit customers from our set. Okay?
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- Confiscate these, Adele.
- Got it.
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And don't let Niki see those.
Zero distractions.
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- Zero.
- Absolutely.
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Hi. Yeah, sorry. You can't,
you can't pass them out here. Sorry.
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Hey, Jenny, we're gonna need you in 5.
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- Okay, thanks.
- Right.
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You know, Begonia is such a CUNT.
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That's very good,
you know how to spell cunt.
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Well, that is exactly what she is.
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Listen, I need you
to do me a really big favor.
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I need you to start being nice to her
on set because
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it's hurting her feelings and
that doesn't make the scene better, okay?
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Please.
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- Please...
- Okay, fine. But...
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it's only because I'm doing it for you.
And that is the only
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- reason why.
- Okay.
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Thank you.
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I'll see you later.
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- Come here. Come here.
- What?
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- Hey!
- What?
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- Would you come and visit me later?
- No! I have to go talk to Sam.
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- And be serious.
- I'll make it worth you a while.
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Go away!
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Welcome to California, Colonel Davis.
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Well, it's nice to see you again,
Colonel Smythe.
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- Can I give you a hand there?
- Oh, please, Jon.
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Same old Jill.
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How's Joan?
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Good. Playing golf
and enjoying the emptiness.
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- How's your golfing these days?
- It's gone to hell.
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Too much work. But I still enjoy
a good scotch in the officer's club.
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I think Bowmore, right?
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- Yeah, of course.
- Oh, Beech!
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- Sir?
- Captain Beech,
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I'd like you to meet
Colonel Gillian Davis.
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- Ma'am.
- She's an estimed collegue and a good friend.
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- Nice to meet you, Captain Beech.
- Pleasure's mine, Ma'am.
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Colonel Davis is with us on temporary assignment
from the National Guard Bureau.
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She'll be doing back field
on our cases
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as the prosecuting attorney.
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Captain Beech is
on our defense counsel staff.
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You'll be opposing counsel at times.
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- So you're the ennemy.
- I certainly hope not, Ma'am.
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We all serve the same country.
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Well, there's no need to start sweatin'.
I haven't gone over the caseload yet.
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- I hope to give you a run for your money, Colonel.
- Oh, that's good.
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I enjoy a man with confidence.
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It makes all that much more enjoyable
when I crush him.
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We are fucked, Williams.
Pardon my french.
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Why? What happened?
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Gillian Davis is assigned here
on detail for back field.
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- She's prosecuting our case.
- Who's Colonel Gillian Davis?
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She's military life, hard ass by the book
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and the winningest prosecutor
in the field.
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Remember that hazing incident
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- blew up in West Point in 03?
- Yeah.
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Come read this.
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The plebs who sexually assaulted
some female cadets.
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That's right. They were following orders
from first classman,
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the women all filed charge.
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And Colonel Gillian Davis was
brought in as chief prosecuting attorney.
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She broke all the defendants down,
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all the boys were dismissed
from the academy
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and West Point officially
banned hazing as a practice.
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I admire what she did.
She sounds highly principled.
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Read that quote, right there.
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"What's most important here is that
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"these men were in direct violation
of the uniform code of military justice.
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"They violated the honor code.
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"Maintaining these codes is paramount
to keeping the military strong
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"and ultimately keeping our nation secured".
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That is practically verbatim
the military stand on homosexual conduct.
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I'm gonna go for a cup of coffee.
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So call in and let us know
what you think
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of our special host, Alice Pieszecki,
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who is here with us today
direct from her ultra-hip
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and controversial website,
MyChart.
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OurChart, yeah.
It's, it's
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- a social networking site for lesbians...
- And viewers remember,
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it is up to you to help us decide
who will replace Kelly.
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So, at the end of the show,
we'll give you the number to call
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and you can call in,
and cast your vote for Alice.
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- Yes!
- Frankly, I think the internet
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is mostly used for cowards,
to voice opinions without proof,
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- A lot of people say that.
- ...facts or consequences.
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Well, I think the internet
is a great source for news.
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By news, do you mean
Paris Hilton's sex days?
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- Well...
- You have to admit, Alice,
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with the hard news,
real reporters show their faces
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- and say their names.
- Now they do.
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- Well...
- Well, take wikipedia.
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Masquerade is the reference site.
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But anybody can add
any information they want to it.
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- No, no.
- Yes. No fat checking. No truth.
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But, does anybody really believe
what they hear on Fox News?
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I hate Mary Lamm!
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Why is she giving Alice such a hard time?
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I cannot believe
Phyllis roped me into this.
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Like I don't have enough to do without
spending the day with Molly, babysitting.
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Showing her that lesbians can be
respectable, stable, accomplished people,
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or whatever the hell it is
I'm supposed to be doing.
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Where you're going?
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I thought I would take her
to some galleries and
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maybe go by the "Lez Girls" set later.
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- Do you wanna come?
- Yeah. I've got nothin' but time
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since the Planet was closed this week.
So...
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Are you going?
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No, I'm having lunch with Amy.
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- Your ex?
- It's just a friend.
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Ready to go to some galleries?
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Yeah, I don't really
understand modern art.
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- This is my sister Kit. This is Molly.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm so glad that
Kelly Corrigan left that show.
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She was obnoxious.
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Alice is a friend of ours.
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And your mother too.
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All you have to do is log on
snoop.com.
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I mean, it's a great source for
misinformation and urban legends, but
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- it's easy.
- See, but that's my point.
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That's where I know her from.
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My mother's degrading podcast.
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May I help you with that, Colonel?
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No, thank you, Captain.
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But if you wouldn't mind
grabbing that case...
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Yeah, of course.
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You can just put that over there.
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Thank you.
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- Gillian Davis.
- Tasha Williams.
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I see you've been in combat, Williams.
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Afghanistan or Iraq?
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Iraq, M'am, 18 months.
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We have a lot of women
over there on the front lines.
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Must have seen your share
of bullets fly.
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Yeah, my company was engaged
in the direct line of fire, quite a few times.
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The closest I have ever been
to direct fire was in
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Panama, 89.
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Lawyers don't exactly get to see
a lot of action.
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Will you do another tour?
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My company is deployed in Iraq
right now.
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- I've been held back.
- Were you injured?
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No, Ma'am.
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I'm being reviewed for separation.
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On what violation?
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Chapter 15.
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I believe
you'll be prosecuting my case.
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This is completely a bridge of protocol,
Williams.
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You know we aren't supposed
to be engaged
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in any conversation until the hearing.
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I'm sorry, Colonel.
I was just trying to give you a hand.
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You are dismissed, Captain.
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Well, it looks like
we've got our topic of the day,
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the internet, do we believe it?
Stay tuned. We'll be right back.
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Hey, Alice, so...
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you don't have and feel Kelly's shoes.
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We're not necessarily
looking for controversy.
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Was I too controversial?
'Cause I thought I was...
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No, no, we just don't need
another Luce Can and now your lifestyle,
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it's your lifestyle, and that's all.
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Are you saying you don't want me
to be out? Just because
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I think that at this stage of my life,
it's a little hard to...
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- Oh, no, no, that's not what we're saying.
- No, we definitively want gay.
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- No, gay is good.
- Gay is good.
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- Gay is rising a day time!
- You know, we just want the right kind of gay.
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Yeah, like fun gay!
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- Not angry gay.
- Fun gay?
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Yeah, gossip, gay lifestyle,
you know, fun!
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We loved that Daryl Brewer shoot
that you pulled,
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seriously, that was some of your best work.
We're looking for things like that.
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Little inside or tib-hits about
famous people who're in the closet.
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We kinda figured you would have
one of those on every episode.
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Oh, so you want me to out people?
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- On every episode?
- That would be sensational.
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That is
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- only if you want the job.
- Here we go!
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And we're back in 5,
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4,
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2...
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Welcome back to "The Look"
for the viewers.
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If you're just joining us,
our topic today is the internet.
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Is it a great source of news or
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is it a trendy source
of speculation and gossip.
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Yeah, but I think what you're missing
is the internet gave people,
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you know, the chance to go out
and seek different sources of information.
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Well, isn't that what that chart does, Alice?
It offers an alternative point of view.
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Yes, it does do that. That is
one of the things that OurChart does,
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- among other things.
- So, for example,
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the personal details of
celebrity's sex life
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would be part of that
alternative point of view, I assume.
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Well, yeah, the internet is, is
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knowing for revealing
people's hidden sexual identities. Yeah.
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- What have you got?
- Tell us.
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Yeah, that's something
I would love to bring to "The Look".
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I would love to do that.
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- Oh come on, give us some!
- Yeah, come on!
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Dish, dish, dish...!
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Now is a good time?
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What do I have for you...
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- Do tell.
- I know what you're looking for.
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Okay, which Hollywood
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little Maxim-endorsed gorgeous
little starlet
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is a little bit closer to her
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role as a sapphic sister
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Hollywood's
new girl-on-girl smoochfest?
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- It's all I'm gonna say.
- It's time to stop now.
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- So maybe you'll tell us next time.
- I'm gonna tease you.
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You are bad!
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I am gonna tease you.
Thank you.
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- See?
- Fun gay!
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Fun gay!
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MUSIK
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- Oh my God, hi!
- Hi.
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How are you?
266
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Can you just tell them
that we need to talk for a second?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Everyone, can you guys just go out
for one sec, please?
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- Booty call!
- No, we're rehearsing the film.
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What were you guys doing in there?
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- She was checking you out.
- No, she wasn't
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- hot checking me out.
- Yes, yes.
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She was...
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- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?
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I came in here 'cause
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Tina wanted me to come
and talk to you.
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- Oh really, she did? She wanted you to do this?
- Yeah.
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She actually said
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maybe we shouldn't be so obvious on set.
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That we should try to be
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a little more settled about things. But...
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- Is this settled?
- Uh, yeah, that's really, that's really good.
283
00:16:23,687 --> 00:16:26,303
I think this is exactly
what she's talking about.
284
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Guys, I can handle the situation.
285
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There is no reason to freak out.
286
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Are you fucking kidding me?!
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00:16:32,445 --> 00:16:35,440
I'm managing an actress
who was about to go through the roof,
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and she's just got out
on national television!
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00:16:37,945 --> 00:16:40,851
And who is this Alice Pieszecki?
Do you even know this person?
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And who is handling security?
291
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We've completely tighted security, okay?
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- That should have been done already.
- Look, I've talked to our legal department,
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and I've talked to our publicists.
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We agreed to issue a press release
steading that Gretchen Pickles
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is the only gay cast member.
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The press is not gonna get
anywhere near Niki.
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00:16:59,715 --> 00:17:02,573
- Okay?
- Good. Because if this gets out,
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- I will personally blame you.
- Tina, can I talk to you for a minute?
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- Then I will blame you.
- Excuse me you guys.
300
00:17:07,335 --> 00:17:09,101
We're shooting right now.
This is our DP.
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- I have to go.
- Nice to meet you.
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00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:12,543
You see that truck over there?
Help yourself to lunch.
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I'll talk to you later.
304
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God! Fucking managers!
305
00:17:19,256 --> 00:17:20,172
What's up?
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00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,423
I need a tech crane
with free access at.
307
00:17:23,457 --> 00:17:24,801
You can't have a crane.
308
00:17:24,848 --> 00:17:26,453
But I need one.
309
00:17:27,076 --> 00:17:29,220
- For how long?
- Three days.
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What are you going to give me
if I give you a crane?
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My undying love and devotion.
312
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:51,652
I think Tina's got a thing going on the set!
313
00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:55,551
- Is that your girlfriend?
- No, no, no.
314
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Ex. Ex, ex. It's
my daughter's other mother.
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- Why don't you come meet them?
- Yeah.
316
00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:03,161
She seems really...
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00:18:04,097 --> 00:18:06,381
Hi. Kit Porter, Bette Porter,
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- and... I'm sorry?
- Molly Krull.
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This is Sam Makarejev.
This is our DP. She,
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she shot "Miss Otis Regrets".
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00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:18,232
- Wow, it's nice to meet you.
- Likewise.
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00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:21,612
- Uh, I'll catch you later.
- Okay.
323
00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:23,320
- Thanks.
- Thanks, Sam.
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00:18:25,986 --> 00:18:27,900
- What?
- I mean, she's flirting with you.
325
00:18:27,946 --> 00:18:29,510
Oh, don't be silly.
326
00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:33,861
Uh, do you guys mind?
I just want to talk to
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00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,860
- Tina about Angie for...
- Preschool?
328
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,791
- The preschool things.
- Oh, no. Go ahead. Come on.
329
00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:42,903
I'll show you around. I'll show you
the set. It's like my own place.
330
00:18:42,908 --> 00:18:44,130
Hey, Molly?
331
00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:45,983
I will catch up with you.
332
00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:48,040
- Don't worry. I'm fine.
- Okay.
333
00:20:21,015 --> 00:20:22,982
Check it out.
334
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:25,533
Oh my God! This is supposed
to be our bedroom?
335
00:20:25,575 --> 00:20:28,371
No. It's Bev and Nina's bedroom.
336
00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:31,523
It looks like the children's department
at God-knows-where.
337
00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:35,671
Well, it's Jenny's design choices.
338
00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:39,581
There's nothing I could do about it.
I had to let her have her way.
339
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,713
Look at the phone.
340
00:20:46,048 --> 00:20:47,831
At least it's not a waterbed.
341
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,772
Well, I had to fight her on that one.
342
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,240
So,
343
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,892
which side of the bed is Nina's?
344
00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:03,542
I don't know.
345
00:21:07,025 --> 00:21:08,792
Maybe this side...
346
00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,183
Yeah, that feels right.
347
00:21:16,228 --> 00:21:19,450
So, maybe this side would be Bev's side.
348
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,062
And...
349
00:21:25,096 --> 00:21:27,333
Do you have any hard rock candy?
350
00:21:28,066 --> 00:21:29,642
No.
351
00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:32,932
But I have some pot.
352
00:21:37,236 --> 00:21:39,600
Hey, anyone you guys knows
where is Tina?
353
00:21:39,636 --> 00:21:41,290
What the hell was that?
354
00:21:41,328 --> 00:21:43,400
Hey Tina,
the girls are asking for you on set.
355
00:21:43,475 --> 00:21:44,642
I'll be right there.
356
00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:54,380
Gotta go.
Gotta put out the fire.
357
00:22:04,488 --> 00:22:06,622
The size of you doesn't scare me.
358
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,943
I'm small and I can outrun you.
359
00:22:10,026 --> 00:22:13,342
Have I told you that I'm the earth mother
of the producer's child?
360
00:22:14,056 --> 00:22:16,361
I've been here like a billion times.
I'm clear.
361
00:22:16,397 --> 00:22:18,013
Please just call Tina Kennard!
362
00:22:18,175 --> 00:22:21,133
- I was told to call Mr. Kornbluth.
- I don't who Mr. Buetooth is.
363
00:22:21,178 --> 00:22:22,591
If I... There she is. Tina!
364
00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:24,890
Would you please tell the incredible Hulk
to let me in?
365
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,623
- Thanks. I got it.
- Yeah, thanks for nothing.
366
00:22:27,668 --> 00:22:30,240
- Security's a little bit too tight here.
- Um, Alice,
367
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,682
- actually, you are banned from the set. I'm sorry.
- What?!
368
00:22:34,718 --> 00:22:37,143
- What did I do?
- You went on national television
369
00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:40,052
and you outed the lead of our movie!
370
00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:42,443
Hold the phone, Tina!
I did not out her!
371
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,241
I did not say her name!
I did not say her name.
372
00:22:45,275 --> 00:22:47,331
- Alice...
- Okay, I just had to, like...
373
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,573
They won't gonna give me the job.
I had to ??? a little.
374
00:22:49,605 --> 00:22:52,363
Her managers are threatening
to pull her from the picture,
375
00:22:52,407 --> 00:22:54,571
- right now. As we speak.
- That's ridiculous.
376
00:22:54,616 --> 00:22:58,242
They're being dramatic.
She's a lezzie, it's a lezzie film!
377
00:22:58,287 --> 00:23:01,133
- What's the big deal?!
- It's because this is a lesbian movie.
378
00:23:01,175 --> 00:23:03,021
What the fuck does that mean?
379
00:23:03,126 --> 00:23:05,822
We want this movie to reach
a large mainstream audience, alright?
380
00:23:05,858 --> 00:23:08,530
And if everyone thinks
the lead of our movie is gay,
381
00:23:08,577 --> 00:23:11,243
then that makes it
a small little niche film.
382
00:23:11,277 --> 00:23:13,642
What the fuck is up
with everybody these days?
383
00:23:13,686 --> 00:23:16,350
Am I like some sort of idiot that
I'm out? I mean,
384
00:23:16,388 --> 00:23:18,610
is it a joke on me?
'Cause I don't get it.
385
00:23:21,598 --> 00:23:23,842
It's okay. Forget it.
386
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,590
- This is crazy.
- Alice?
387
00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,832
Look, you can't blog about this, okay?
388
00:23:28,868 --> 00:23:30,831
'Cause this is really gonna hurt the movie.
389
00:23:30,866 --> 00:23:33,602
You're gonna insult me now?
I am your friend, Tina.
390
00:23:33,638 --> 00:23:36,062
- You know, I wouldn't do that to you.
- Look, I'm sorry.
391
00:23:36,106 --> 00:23:38,363
- Let's have a drink later.
- Oh yeah, that sounds fine.
392
00:23:38,397 --> 00:23:40,351
If I didn't have to drive
the fucking Long Beach
393
00:23:40,388 --> 00:23:42,870
to meet with the lawyer
who's trying to ruin Tasha's carreer.
394
00:23:42,957 --> 00:23:45,771
You know, the hypocrisy
is just like...
395
00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:47,823
Oh, it's a little too much for me
these days.
396
00:23:49,165 --> 00:23:51,700
Oh, I have an idea. Why don't you
and Colonel Davis meet
397
00:23:51,746 --> 00:23:53,940
and you guys can talk about
how to keep gays out of the movies
398
00:23:53,985 --> 00:23:56,723
and out of the military!
Ooooh, fun for you.
399
00:23:56,757 --> 00:23:59,311
- Colonel...
- Jesus Christ!
400
00:23:59,947 --> 00:24:00,913
Fuck!
401
00:24:04,048 --> 00:24:06,670
I heard you were having
a wonderful time at your mother's party.
402
00:24:07,298 --> 00:24:08,840
I didn't see you there.
403
00:24:08,888 --> 00:24:11,543
Yeah, I didn't think you would.
I...
404
00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:13,293
I noticed that you were too busy
405
00:24:13,296 --> 00:24:15,803
checking out those 50-year-olds
in their black bras.
406
00:24:15,816 --> 00:24:17,930
Diving into your mother's swimming pool.
407
00:24:17,997 --> 00:24:21,072
Yeah. Don't remind me of
my mother's total degradation, please.
408
00:24:21,107 --> 00:24:23,313
Can you smile at least?
409
00:24:23,345 --> 00:24:25,402
No?
410
00:24:25,448 --> 00:24:27,330
Hey, guys, Tina got us some
411
00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:30,502
chairs on set which I guess
is some honorable and
412
00:24:30,577 --> 00:24:33,173
priviledge thing.
So, we can watch the next scene.
413
00:24:34,796 --> 00:24:36,493
Take it easy, Molly.
414
00:24:42,258 --> 00:24:45,032
- Hey, just don't smile, okay?
- Sorry.
415
00:24:46,636 --> 00:24:48,981
You could have used
a better line on Molly.
416
00:24:49,025 --> 00:24:51,393
Yeah, I'm trying.
417
00:24:53,555 --> 00:24:55,331
- "There She Goes"
by Vixen -
418
00:25:18,597 --> 00:25:20,672
Let's go out tonight.
419
00:25:20,705 --> 00:25:24,163
- No, I can't.
- Why not?
420
00:25:24,987 --> 00:25:28,031
Because we have to work.
421
00:25:29,045 --> 00:25:31,553
I know you're the big bad boss.
422
00:25:31,588 --> 00:25:33,833
- Cut it off!
- No!
423
00:25:34,935 --> 00:25:37,562
- Why?
- Because...
424
00:25:38,316 --> 00:25:39,890
I'm old.
425
00:25:40,515 --> 00:25:43,341
- I have responsabilities.
- I know.
426
00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:46,583
You're such a drag.
427
00:26:12,068 --> 00:26:14,012
??? right there.
428
00:26:26,016 --> 00:26:27,931
You want any kids ever?
429
00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:31,940
I don't know.
430
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,811
You should.
431
00:26:34,845 --> 00:26:36,291
Why?
432
00:26:36,338 --> 00:26:38,970
Because I want lots of kids.
433
00:26:39,007 --> 00:26:41,233
And I wanna have your kids.
434
00:26:44,695 --> 00:26:47,191
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
435
00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:49,441
We're gonna have all a big family
and we could
436
00:26:50,036 --> 00:26:52,272
go somewhere like Ireland.
437
00:26:52,318 --> 00:26:53,522
Get away from here.
438
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,323
Oh wow!
No one ever said that to me before.
439
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,160
Oh really? Yeah, right, you're full of it.
440
00:27:03,568 --> 00:27:06,993
Oh, we can go to Japan.
You would love Japan. It's so cool.
441
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:10,702
We got to get the fuck out of L.A.
It's a terrible place.
442
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,782
I know. Don't cry.
443
00:27:12,817 --> 00:27:14,200
Who has a 20 on Jenny?
444
00:27:15,908 --> 00:27:17,251
Oh my God!
445
00:27:17,838 --> 00:27:21,592
It's like when you're fucked
and then your mom calls.
446
00:27:22,446 --> 00:27:23,472
Go
447
00:27:23,916 --> 00:27:25,161
away!
448
00:27:29,205 --> 00:27:32,221
Do you think that we have to stop
fucking during lunch?
449
00:27:32,306 --> 00:27:35,112
- No.
- Do you think they may notice?
450
00:27:36,515 --> 00:27:39,141
- I don't care if they notice.
- Why?
451
00:27:40,128 --> 00:27:41,873
Because...
452
00:27:47,227 --> 00:27:48,390
What?
453
00:27:49,975 --> 00:27:51,261
What?
454
00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:53,140
What...?
455
00:27:53,186 --> 00:27:54,872
I love you.
456
00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:03,181
I'm gonna give you a hanky!
457
00:28:04,068 --> 00:28:06,410
- I'm gonna give you a hanky right now!
- No, you don't.
458
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:07,753
Yes, I am!
459
00:28:21,985 --> 00:28:23,223
Yeah, it's Beech.
460
00:28:23,256 --> 00:28:25,032
Oh, Captain Beech, it's Davis.
461
00:28:25,075 --> 00:28:29,303
Listen, I have a huge case load
in front of me here
462
00:28:29,347 --> 00:28:31,941
and I'm trying to be as efficient
as possible.
463
00:28:31,977 --> 00:28:34,450
I wanna talk to you
about the Williams case.
464
00:28:34,485 --> 00:28:36,610
Well, I'm not sure
what there is to talk about.
465
00:28:36,645 --> 00:28:39,013
I'm intend to proove the alleguations
against my client are false.
466
00:28:39,078 --> 00:28:41,613
Look, that's just no gonna happen.
You've seen her report.
467
00:28:41,656 --> 00:28:43,613
You know what you're up against?
468
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:46,931
Listen, I want you to take my advice
469
00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:49,221
and settle. Get her out
before it gets ugly.
470
00:28:49,717 --> 00:28:52,662
Honorable discharge, all full benefits.
471
00:28:52,707 --> 00:28:54,552
She's not gonna accept this.
472
00:28:54,595 --> 00:28:56,081
Just take it to her.
473
00:28:56,177 --> 00:28:58,402
It's your duty as her lawyer
and if you're a good one,
474
00:28:58,446 --> 00:29:00,172
you'll advise her to accept.
475
00:29:01,095 --> 00:29:02,572
Would you hold the line, please?
476
00:29:06,065 --> 00:29:09,742
- It's Colonel Davis, and she...
- Will you tell her to fuck off, please?
477
00:29:11,748 --> 00:29:14,673
Colonel, my client respectfully
declines your offer.
478
00:29:18,078 --> 00:29:20,180
Look at this place!
I mean, check it out!
479
00:29:20,227 --> 00:29:22,070
I should open up a business in here
since them
480
00:29:22,115 --> 00:29:25,502
SheBar bitches shut down the Planet, man.
481
00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:27,082
When can you reopen anyway?
482
00:29:27,658 --> 00:29:30,280
In a week.
I still have one more inspection, then
483
00:29:30,365 --> 00:29:33,140
I gotta drop eight Gs
for all that shit.
484
00:29:33,175 --> 00:29:36,923
I'ma get those ho-bags back. I swear to God,
you mark my words.
485
00:29:36,967 --> 00:29:38,363
Them she-bitches.
486
00:29:39,548 --> 00:29:41,293
Hey, Niki.
487
00:29:43,238 --> 00:29:45,451
They're ready for you on set
right now.
488
00:29:45,486 --> 00:29:47,453
Oh, shit!
489
00:29:49,218 --> 00:29:51,010
Hold on. What is that?
490
00:29:52,566 --> 00:29:55,772
"Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling"?
Tonight?
491
00:29:55,805 --> 00:29:58,943
Oh my God. We're going. Jenny!
Jenny, wait! Look it! Look at that!
492
00:29:58,975 --> 00:30:00,880
Wasn't she at SheBar
the other night, was she?
493
00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:03,160
Oh my God! Adele?
494
00:30:03,786 --> 00:30:05,490
- She's cute.
- You know, I'm so sorry.
495
00:30:05,526 --> 00:30:07,610
- Damn! What?
- I know. I don't know what happened.
496
00:30:07,648 --> 00:30:10,011
I thought I got rid of them all,
but somebody must have...
497
00:30:10,057 --> 00:30:12,442
- Okay, it's alright, it's alright.
- Sorry.
498
00:30:12,487 --> 00:30:13,910
It's not your fault.
499
00:30:13,948 --> 00:30:15,430
- Thanks for trying.
- Alright.
500
00:30:17,765 --> 00:30:18,962
What happened?
501
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,891
- It's uh... it's Niki.
- What happened?
502
00:30:21,926 --> 00:30:24,552
She's 20. She's like a puppy.
She keeps running off the set.
503
00:30:24,586 --> 00:30:28,012
And it's driving all the other actors crazy
and freaking me insane.
504
00:30:28,047 --> 00:30:30,651
Is Jenny, um... Is Jenny still...?
505
00:30:30,687 --> 00:30:31,972
Oh yeah.
506
00:30:32,008 --> 00:30:35,313
They fuck everyday in her trailer
at lunch.
507
00:30:35,347 --> 00:30:38,811
The all crew knows it and
Adele stands outside as the guard.
508
00:30:38,858 --> 00:30:40,561
I mean, it's insane!
509
00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,271
Can you, can you hold on a second?
510
00:30:43,315 --> 00:30:45,910
Actually, I have to,
I have to go.
511
00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:51,502
Okay, call me or I'll call you.
512
00:30:59,266 --> 00:31:01,652
They really respect Tina.
513
00:31:04,007 --> 00:31:05,432
Of course they do.
514
00:31:07,518 --> 00:31:10,530
I have to get back to the office
now. So if you wanna...
515
00:31:10,576 --> 00:31:12,993
I'm fine. I'm gonna
hang on here.
516
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:16,133
Alright. Well, I'll get Jodi
to come down the set and...
517
00:31:16,168 --> 00:31:18,042
I'm 24 years old.
I don't need a babysitter.
518
00:31:18,046 --> 00:31:19,943
- Yeah, I...
- You what?
519
00:31:20,638 --> 00:31:22,531
...will take her home.
520
00:31:23,195 --> 00:31:24,271
You have fun.
521
00:31:25,147 --> 00:31:28,033
So Sam's gonna be ready in 15.
522
00:31:28,078 --> 00:31:29,963
So let's have Niki and Jenny for wiring.
523
00:31:30,006 --> 00:31:31,622
Oh, I have to go see Niki.
I can tell her.
524
00:31:31,665 --> 00:31:32,930
Great. Thanks, Adele.
525
00:31:36,535 --> 00:31:38,493
Adele, this is so wrong.
526
00:31:38,536 --> 00:31:41,351
Everyone's at SheBar. Absolutely everyone.
And I'm stuck here.
527
00:31:41,387 --> 00:31:42,611
I know.
528
00:31:42,655 --> 00:31:44,433
It must be really hard on you.
529
00:31:44,466 --> 00:31:47,201
- All your friends are out having fun...
- I know, it totally sucks.
530
00:31:47,736 --> 00:31:48,881
You know what?
531
00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:53,682
I think it's so lame that
they work you this hard.
532
00:31:53,728 --> 00:31:56,240
I mean, a lot of movie stars
they just,
533
00:31:56,295 --> 00:31:58,331
I mean, they refuse
to work past 8 at night.
534
00:31:58,376 --> 00:31:59,271
Really?
535
00:31:59,888 --> 00:32:02,380
I mean, it depends on
how much power they have and
536
00:32:02,425 --> 00:32:04,023
how much the production
537
00:32:04,066 --> 00:32:05,823
respects the time, kinda of that.
538
00:32:05,855 --> 00:32:07,260
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
539
00:32:07,298 --> 00:32:09,653
'Cause, I mean, I sit around here
for hours while they're like
540
00:32:09,696 --> 00:32:12,560
lighting or whatever. I mean,
I'm just sitting here on my ass.
541
00:32:12,606 --> 00:32:14,323
I know. It sucks.
542
00:32:15,747 --> 00:32:18,610
Hey, how much time before
you think they need me again?
543
00:32:18,656 --> 00:32:20,540
'Cause SheBar's right down the street.
544
00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:22,402
I could seriously just run over,
say hi to my friends,
545
00:32:22,446 --> 00:32:23,732
and then, I'd come right back.
546
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:29,082
Well I think I heard them say that they don't
need you for another hour and a half.
547
00:32:29,105 --> 00:32:30,381
Really?
548
00:32:30,427 --> 00:32:31,903
Oh, yes!
549
00:32:34,976 --> 00:32:37,692
Oh my God! Thank you so much, Adele!
I love you.
550
00:32:46,495 --> 00:32:48,430
How was the rest of your day?
551
00:34:21,077 --> 00:34:23,483
Why do people invite you
to visit film sets?
552
00:34:23,526 --> 00:34:25,120
This is like watching paint dry.
553
00:34:25,157 --> 00:34:27,890
Some people think it's fascinating.
But, in reality, it's boring. So...
554
00:34:27,927 --> 00:34:29,953
So what do people do for fun
in this town,
555
00:34:29,988 --> 00:34:32,342
besides sticking with lesbian
art aficinonadas
556
00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:33,621
and pretending it's exciting?
557
00:34:33,716 --> 00:34:36,111
Well, you can stick around a little bit longer
and then I can take you out.
558
00:34:36,156 --> 00:34:37,580
Sure.
559
00:34:38,435 --> 00:34:39,582
What?
560
00:34:39,627 --> 00:34:41,211
My mother told me
all about your little game.
561
00:34:41,216 --> 00:34:43,560
You're like the Fonz or something,
for lesbians.
562
00:34:43,596 --> 00:34:45,810
- Bullshit! The Fonz?
- Uh, yeah.
563
00:34:45,845 --> 00:34:47,111
- Shut up.
- "Happy Days"?
564
00:34:47,155 --> 00:34:49,242
I'm not Fonz, I'm not "Happy Days",
but, uh...
565
00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:54,323
Alright.
566
00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:57,020
I give it to you, you're sassy.
No one's called me that before.
567
00:34:57,068 --> 00:34:58,880
I'm not sassy. I'm bored.
568
00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:01,170
But not bored enough to sleep with you.
569
00:35:05,965 --> 00:35:07,282
Hot stuff...
570
00:35:08,096 --> 00:35:09,993
Just... just keep breathing.
571
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,522
Sandra,
572
00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:15,731
what's going on?
Why is this taking so long?
573
00:35:15,778 --> 00:35:17,551
We're really here waiting for Niki
to step down.
574
00:35:17,586 --> 00:35:19,281
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Niki's not here yet.
575
00:35:19,316 --> 00:35:20,673
Anybody got 20 on Niki?
576
00:35:20,717 --> 00:35:22,151
- Jenny!
- What?
577
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:23,281
Oh my God! Um...
578
00:35:23,327 --> 00:35:25,922
Niki's disappeared from set.
We can't find her anywhere.
579
00:35:25,966 --> 00:35:27,662
I think I know where she went.
580
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:30,570
She went
"Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling"?
581
00:35:31,226 --> 00:35:33,061
That little bitch!
582
00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,680
- "Loaded" by Bran Van 3000 -
583
00:35:36,556 --> 00:35:40,592
Let's get ready to wrestle!
584
00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:48,212
Hey, are you on, hey,
sexy lesbians out there?
585
00:35:49,788 --> 00:35:52,832
Some of you know me as Denbo,
but tonight,
586
00:35:52,878 --> 00:35:55,812
I'm only known as Miami Vice.
587
00:35:56,376 --> 00:35:58,660
I want to welcome you to the first ever
588
00:35:58,707 --> 00:36:02,783
SheBar Turkish oil wrestling tournament
of the stars!
589
00:36:06,077 --> 00:36:08,331
Over here, we have my lover, Cindi.
590
00:36:09,538 --> 00:36:12,823
But tonight, you call here The Viper.
591
00:36:14,086 --> 00:36:16,541
- Hello, ladies.
- A kiss, honey.
592
00:36:20,287 --> 00:36:22,242
Is there anyone out there
593
00:36:22,275 --> 00:36:25,473
brave enough, dare enough,
to take my Cindi on?
594
00:36:25,505 --> 00:36:26,662
I'll go!
595
00:36:32,047 --> 00:36:35,422
Come on up! Come on up!
596
00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:37,753
What's your name, gorgeous?
597
00:36:37,798 --> 00:36:40,291
Tonight, you all can call me Jesse Jailbait!
598
00:36:41,357 --> 00:36:43,642
Well, Jesse Jailbait,
599
00:36:43,677 --> 00:36:46,260
say hello to The Viper.
600
00:36:49,497 --> 00:36:51,412
Go take your clothes off.
601
00:36:53,777 --> 00:36:55,371
Do you recognize the twink?
602
00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,941
Yeah, it's the star from
Shane's friend's lesbian movie, right?
603
00:36:57,978 --> 00:36:59,593
Yeah, it sure is.
604
00:36:59,627 --> 00:37:01,150
She's so down!
605
00:37:07,548 --> 00:37:09,252
Yeah, hey, Miki, it's Dawn Denbo.
606
00:37:09,288 --> 00:37:11,060
Yeah, kinda hot tip for you.
607
00:37:28,017 --> 00:37:29,971
Jenny, I need you to go in there
608
00:37:30,008 --> 00:37:32,402
because you're the only one
she's gonna listen to.
609
00:37:33,405 --> 00:37:36,970
Tina, come on. Don't go in there.
You're a traitor if you do.
610
00:37:36,987 --> 00:37:38,603
Niki Stevens is in there rolling around
611
00:37:38,637 --> 00:37:40,670
in a bath of fat oil, okay?
612
00:37:40,715 --> 00:37:43,231
She's costing my production compagny
hundreds of thousands of dollars
613
00:37:43,265 --> 00:37:46,351
every minute she's in there.
Plus, she's under fucking age.
614
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,462
What... the fucking paparazzi?
615
00:37:51,498 --> 00:37:53,713
I am so screwed!
616
00:38:22,247 --> 00:38:24,490
I am so fucked. Excuse me.
617
00:38:28,155 --> 00:38:30,780
Yeah, Los Angeles police department.
618
00:38:32,688 --> 00:38:36,303
Yeah, I wanna report a night club
serving alcohol to minors.
619
00:38:46,545 --> 00:38:48,813
- I like it.
- It's...
620
00:38:48,855 --> 00:38:50,693
I believe the winner is...
621
00:38:50,726 --> 00:38:53,513
- That is fucked up.
- ...Jesse Jailbait!
622
00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:54,763
Thank you very much.
623
00:38:54,795 --> 00:38:57,132
It's not fucked up. That's amazing.
624
00:39:01,966 --> 00:39:04,532
Who's next for J.J.?
625
00:39:10,505 --> 00:39:13,293
You know how much money
you're costing me? Come here!
626
00:39:17,235 --> 00:39:19,422
You wanna come back to set because
627
00:39:19,468 --> 00:39:22,340
we're just shooting right now, so
you might wanna finish up the scene.
628
00:39:22,378 --> 00:39:25,931
No, no, no, come on. Get in here.
It's so much fun. Yeah.
629
00:39:25,976 --> 00:39:28,231
- Come on.
- No, thanks though.
630
00:39:28,275 --> 00:39:30,103
You know what? I think
631
00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:32,023
you're gonna have to come in here
and fight me.
632
00:39:32,058 --> 00:39:33,942
- No.
- Oh, wait a minute,
633
00:39:33,985 --> 00:39:36,581
I think I heard a challenge.
634
00:39:36,617 --> 00:39:38,570
- That's right, you did.
- Go in here.
635
00:39:38,635 --> 00:39:40,050
- What?
- Get her!
636
00:39:40,138 --> 00:39:41,473
- I don't...
- Get her out!
637
00:39:42,355 --> 00:39:44,262
Come on, come on, fight me.
638
00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:46,630
Alright, let's get her in.
639
00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:51,741
- You asked for it.
- Come on beautiful. Step in the ring!
640
00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:59,773
Take it off!
641
00:40:02,006 --> 00:40:03,790
Keep going!
642
00:40:03,825 --> 00:40:05,743
Oh yeah!
643
00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:09,893
That's what I told you about!
644
00:40:19,595 --> 00:40:21,271
Unbelievable!
645
00:40:22,697 --> 00:40:24,492
- "Smack My Bitch Up"
by The Prodigy -
646
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,252
Come on!
647
00:40:27,286 --> 00:40:29,562
Fucking headlock her!
648
00:40:32,585 --> 00:40:34,721
I didn't realize you liked this.
649
00:40:34,755 --> 00:40:36,992
This is awesome!
650
00:40:37,036 --> 00:40:39,403
Oh, you don't think
that's a little bit degrading?
651
00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:41,342
You don't see my mother in there,
do you?
652
00:40:41,387 --> 00:40:44,100
- Keep it going!
- Get her down!
653
00:40:46,047 --> 00:40:48,342
- Come on!
- Hey, Molly, you wanna a drink?
654
00:40:48,366 --> 00:40:49,670
- Yes.
- What?
655
00:40:49,766 --> 00:40:51,381
- Tequila.
- Okay.
656
00:40:55,816 --> 00:40:56,860
Yeah!
657
00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:01,353
Thank you for coming
all the way out here, Alice.
658
00:41:03,565 --> 00:41:04,623
Although I must say
659
00:41:04,656 --> 00:41:07,462
I was expecting you a bit earlier.
660
00:41:08,726 --> 00:41:10,791
Well, I came as soon as I could.
661
00:41:10,828 --> 00:41:12,113
I do have a life.
662
00:41:12,148 --> 00:41:13,571
Oh yes,
663
00:41:13,616 --> 00:41:15,711
a life that you live pretty loudly.
664
00:41:16,317 --> 00:41:18,361
That's me. Out and proud.
665
00:41:20,088 --> 00:41:22,581
So, what did you want
to talk to me about?
666
00:41:22,627 --> 00:41:26,003
Well, I am the recorder in
the Captain Tasha Williams' hearing
667
00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:28,342
and I have a few questions
to ask you.
668
00:41:28,387 --> 00:41:30,773
Well, Tasha and I are just friends,
669
00:41:30,818 --> 00:41:33,791
acquaintances really. I don't,
I don't know her that well.
670
00:41:33,828 --> 00:41:35,331
We know all about your relationship
with Tasha.
671
00:41:35,378 --> 00:41:38,322
We have witnesses that will testify
that they've ssen you together.
672
00:41:38,397 --> 00:41:42,042
- Just because they've seen us together...
- We are calling you to testify
673
00:41:42,075 --> 00:41:43,780
- at the hearing.
- There's no way in hell
674
00:41:43,806 --> 00:41:45,762
I'm testifying in that hearing.
You can't make me.
675
00:41:45,828 --> 00:41:48,762
You've already been subpoenated
and if you don't testify truthfully,
676
00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:50,451
I'll turn you into the US marshalls
677
00:41:50,528 --> 00:41:53,291
and then you're gonna have
a real big problem on your hands.
678
00:41:55,507 --> 00:41:57,163
God bless America!
679
00:41:58,508 --> 00:42:00,232
It's a shame, isn't it?
680
00:42:01,437 --> 00:42:03,671
It's a shame Tasha had to meet someone
681
00:42:03,717 --> 00:42:06,183
who flies her dirty laundry
like a freedom flag
682
00:42:06,216 --> 00:42:08,171
for the whole world to gawk at.
683
00:42:08,216 --> 00:42:10,340
You know, as far as I can tell,
684
00:42:10,386 --> 00:42:14,853
Tasha never had a problem
living within the military codes
685
00:42:14,887 --> 00:42:16,493
until she met you.
686
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:29,502
Hi, they told me
I had to come here.
687
00:42:29,507 --> 00:42:32,193
- I hope you don't think... I would never...
- I know, I know.
688
00:42:38,007 --> 00:42:40,282
It was good to see you.
689
00:44:21,535 --> 00:44:25,342
???
690
00:44:26,065 --> 00:44:29,113
I think it's getting a little hot here,
don't you?
691
00:44:29,148 --> 00:44:32,393
Oh, let's see. Who's next?
692
00:44:32,426 --> 00:44:36,093
Wow! There are some hot women
here tonight.
693
00:44:36,127 --> 00:44:37,501
Oh, here's one.
694
00:44:37,536 --> 00:44:39,293
Hey, how are you doing?
What's your name?
695
00:44:40,848 --> 00:44:43,251
- Yeah, I don't think...
- Come on, you stay out of the crowd.
696
00:44:43,285 --> 00:44:45,332
Oooh! This is Molly, guys!
697
00:44:45,368 --> 00:44:48,642
Say hi to the crowd.
Don't be, don't be shy. Come on.
698
00:44:56,975 --> 00:44:58,130
Fucking...
699
00:45:43,596 --> 00:45:46,081
Alright, this is the
Los Angeles police department.
700
00:45:46,115 --> 00:45:48,032
Everybody out of the club.
701
00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:51,110
Everybody out of the club!
702
00:45:52,075 --> 00:45:53,942
Come on!
703
00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:05,030
I'm so glad you're a fan.
Thank you for not arresting her.
704
00:46:05,075 --> 00:46:07,791
We really appreciate that.
And if you could keep it
705
00:46:07,828 --> 00:46:10,513
out of the press, that would be
706
00:46:10,546 --> 00:46:12,632
really great, I think.
707
00:46:18,545 --> 00:46:20,643
Girl, not my party, but good job.
708
00:46:21,865 --> 00:46:22,993
- Did you have fun?
- I did.
709
00:46:23,028 --> 00:46:24,081
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
710
00:46:24,316 --> 00:46:26,842
I feel like shit. I'm gonna go and
711
00:46:26,886 --> 00:46:29,703
clean up. Do you wanna come over
and borrow something to wear?
712
00:46:29,736 --> 00:46:31,413
I'm totally straight.
713
00:46:31,448 --> 00:46:32,840
But you can keep dreaming.
714
00:46:35,245 --> 00:46:36,631
Come here for a second.
715
00:46:37,275 --> 00:46:39,262
Don't flatter yourself.
716
00:46:47,047 --> 00:46:48,690
Maybe, uh...
717
00:46:48,736 --> 00:46:52,080
Maybe we could somewhere else,
just, you and me.
718
00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:54,683
You just had a 10,000 dollars
???
719
00:46:54,725 --> 00:46:56,920
- Cindi!
- What? I'm just asking!
720
00:46:56,955 --> 00:46:59,053
Oh, yeah, Porter. You're fucked.
Alright?
721
00:46:59,085 --> 00:47:01,743
Fuck you and your rat-infested shithole.
Okay?
722
00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:04,350
Yeah, girl. I just named the rats after you.
723
00:47:04,395 --> 00:47:07,301
- Oh, really, you like those rats, huh?
- Oh, yeah, girl, I love 'em.
724
00:47:07,337 --> 00:47:09,602
- It's fucking on!
- Yeah, it is on, ain't it?
725
00:47:09,646 --> 00:47:12,233
You 'bout to go live with the rats.
726
00:47:12,275 --> 00:47:15,563
All your little friends. Buh-bye!
727
00:47:27,705 --> 00:47:29,432
- "Bondallica" by Bonde Do Role -
728
00:47:33,587 --> 00:47:35,353
I was looking for you.
729
00:47:35,398 --> 00:47:36,760
Come here.
730
00:47:36,806 --> 00:47:38,780
Thanks for taking me out tonight.
731
00:47:48,695 --> 00:47:50,253
I love you.
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I love you too.
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Cut!
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Print!
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