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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,517 --> 00:01:20,634 And we're here on the set of "Lez Girls" 2 00:01:20,635 --> 00:01:22,132 where director Jennifer Schecter 3 00:01:22,172 --> 00:01:24,025 is filming her groundbreaking new movie 4 00:01:24,068 --> 00:01:26,298 about a close-knit group of lesbian friends 5 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,986 living in Los Angeles. 6 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,195 Let's take a look. 7 00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:37,261 And 8 00:01:39,044 --> 00:01:40,405 action. 9 00:01:41,548 --> 00:01:44,131 I hope I didn't upset you too much the other night. 10 00:01:44,165 --> 00:01:46,000 Oh, no. 11 00:01:46,722 --> 00:01:48,136 It's just... 12 00:01:49,841 --> 00:01:51,683 Oh fuck! Line? 13 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,326 I... no, I... it's just, you know, 14 00:01:56,369 --> 00:01:57,992 - I thought I should tell you... - Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 15 00:01:58,038 --> 00:01:59,240 Thank you. I got it. 16 00:02:00,075 --> 00:02:02,210 And action... 17 00:02:04,098 --> 00:02:06,920 I know, it's... 18 00:02:06,957 --> 00:02:10,493 It's just that I thought I should tell you that, you know, um... 19 00:02:10,525 --> 00:02:14,591 - Well, I'm not a... - ...a bi-coffee drinker? 20 00:02:16,225 --> 00:02:17,843 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 21 00:02:17,865 --> 00:02:19,992 - Jenny, I can't work like this. - It's funny! 22 00:02:20,028 --> 00:02:21,990 - Funny? - Oh, my... Screw you, Begonia! 23 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:24,992 You know, I'm so sick of you ragging on me all the time. 24 00:02:24,995 --> 00:02:26,753 You know, how am I supposed to act with her 25 00:02:26,797 --> 00:02:28,570 - hating me across the table? - You know what? 26 00:02:28,618 --> 00:02:30,202 It's called acting. Why don't you try it? 27 00:02:30,248 --> 00:02:32,063 Oh, it's called acting with an asshole! 28 00:02:32,098 --> 00:02:33,663 Why don't you come back another time? 29 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,643 We'll just get another scene. Okay? 30 00:02:35,678 --> 00:02:37,720 - So, cut. - Yeah, that's okay. 31 00:02:38,647 --> 00:02:39,680 What? 32 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:42,761 Who the fuck is.. Who the fuck are you? 33 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:44,303 It's EPK. 34 00:02:44,345 --> 00:02:46,220 What the fuck is EPK? 35 00:02:46,256 --> 00:02:48,721 - It's the... - ...the Electronic Press Kit. 36 00:02:48,755 --> 00:02:50,470 What? What does that mean? 37 00:02:50,506 --> 00:02:53,031 - So the studio hires... - Is this a spy? 38 00:02:53,066 --> 00:02:55,383 someone to do behind... No, behind means footage for the... 39 00:02:55,415 --> 00:02:57,381 - DVDs. Yeah. - The extras. 40 00:02:57,418 --> 00:02:58,910 - They're gonna put this on the DVD? - No. 41 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,961 - I think they'll wait to another scene. - But the DVD hasn't been released yet. 42 00:03:01,997 --> 00:03:03,890 Okay, you get the fuck off my set. 43 00:04:04,726 --> 00:04:07,362 Hey, check it out. Come in at the wrestling. 44 00:04:07,396 --> 00:04:09,130 It's gonna be such an awesome night. 45 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,903 - I hope you'll make it. - Yeah, yeah. 46 00:04:10,937 --> 00:04:14,121 Jenny and I have spoken to Begonia. The situation is contained. 47 00:04:14,156 --> 00:04:17,303 For now. But I really want Niki to stay focused, all right? 48 00:04:17,336 --> 00:04:19,833 I want zero distractions. What is that? 49 00:04:19,878 --> 00:04:23,312 "Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling at SheBar Tonight"? 50 00:04:23,358 --> 00:04:25,653 Oh my God! There is no way I'm gonna let 51 00:04:25,685 --> 00:04:29,141 Dawn Denbo and her lover Cindi recruit customers from our set. Okay? 52 00:04:29,178 --> 00:04:31,341 - Confiscate these, Adele. - Got it. 53 00:04:31,385 --> 00:04:34,501 And don't let Niki see those. Zero distractions. 54 00:04:34,527 --> 00:04:35,833 - Zero. - Absolutely. 55 00:04:38,796 --> 00:04:42,251 Hi. Yeah, sorry. You can't, you can't pass them out here. Sorry. 56 00:04:42,296 --> 00:04:44,281 Hey, Jenny, we're gonna need you in 5. 57 00:04:44,328 --> 00:04:46,503 - Okay, thanks. - Right. 58 00:04:46,548 --> 00:04:49,623 You know, Begonia is such a CUNT. 59 00:04:49,658 --> 00:04:52,640 That's very good, you know how to spell cunt. 60 00:04:54,575 --> 00:04:56,860 Well, that is exactly what she is. 61 00:04:57,395 --> 00:05:00,591 Listen, I need you to do me a really big favor. 62 00:05:00,628 --> 00:05:04,452 I need you to start being nice to her on set because 63 00:05:04,496 --> 00:05:07,661 it's hurting her feelings and that doesn't make the scene better, okay? 64 00:05:09,598 --> 00:05:11,102 Please. 65 00:05:11,148 --> 00:05:14,072 - Please... - Okay, fine. But... 66 00:05:14,118 --> 00:05:16,723 it's only because I'm doing it for you. And that is the only 67 00:05:16,756 --> 00:05:18,362 - reason why. - Okay. 68 00:05:18,406 --> 00:05:19,751 Thank you. 69 00:05:21,866 --> 00:05:23,321 I'll see you later. 70 00:05:23,367 --> 00:05:25,740 - Come here. Come here. - What? 71 00:05:32,795 --> 00:05:34,013 - Hey! - What? 72 00:05:34,055 --> 00:05:37,313 - Would you come and visit me later? - No! I have to go talk to Sam. 73 00:05:37,348 --> 00:05:40,991 - And be serious. - I'll make it worth you a while. 74 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,291 Go away! 75 00:06:02,006 --> 00:06:03,940 Welcome to California, Colonel Davis. 76 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:06,411 Well, it's nice to see you again, Colonel Smythe. 77 00:06:06,447 --> 00:06:08,691 - Can I give you a hand there? - Oh, please, Jon. 78 00:06:09,408 --> 00:06:10,740 Same old Jill. 79 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:11,981 How's Joan? 80 00:06:12,028 --> 00:06:14,732 Good. Playing golf and enjoying the emptiness. 81 00:06:14,776 --> 00:06:17,802 - How's your golfing these days? - It's gone to hell. 82 00:06:17,846 --> 00:06:21,313 Too much work. But I still enjoy a good scotch in the officer's club. 83 00:06:21,385 --> 00:06:22,641 I think Bowmore, right? 84 00:06:22,676 --> 00:06:24,480 - Yeah, of course. - Oh, Beech! 85 00:06:27,057 --> 00:06:28,561 - Sir? - Captain Beech, 86 00:06:28,595 --> 00:06:30,943 I'd like you to meet Colonel Gillian Davis. 87 00:06:30,987 --> 00:06:33,943 - Ma'am. - She's an estimed collegue and a good friend. 88 00:06:33,975 --> 00:06:36,893 - Nice to meet you, Captain Beech. - Pleasure's mine, Ma'am. 89 00:06:36,928 --> 00:06:40,551 Colonel Davis is with us on temporary assignment from the National Guard Bureau. 90 00:06:40,588 --> 00:06:42,400 She'll be doing back field on our cases 91 00:06:42,446 --> 00:06:43,972 as the prosecuting attorney. 92 00:06:44,777 --> 00:06:47,363 Captain Beech is on our defense counsel staff. 93 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,472 You'll be opposing counsel at times. 94 00:06:49,506 --> 00:06:52,051 - So you're the ennemy. - I certainly hope not, Ma'am. 95 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:53,700 We all serve the same country. 96 00:06:54,527 --> 00:06:57,501 Well, there's no need to start sweatin'. I haven't gone over the caseload yet. 97 00:06:57,537 --> 00:06:59,970 - I hope to give you a run for your money, Colonel. - Oh, that's good. 98 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:02,273 I enjoy a man with confidence. 99 00:07:02,317 --> 00:07:05,753 It makes all that much more enjoyable when I crush him. 100 00:07:15,045 --> 00:07:18,131 We are fucked, Williams. Pardon my french. 101 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:19,981 Why? What happened? 102 00:07:20,028 --> 00:07:23,140 Gillian Davis is assigned here on detail for back field. 103 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,150 - She's prosecuting our case. - Who's Colonel Gillian Davis? 104 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:28,803 She's military life, hard ass by the book 105 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:30,810 and the winningest prosecutor in the field. 106 00:07:30,858 --> 00:07:32,543 Remember that hazing incident 107 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,010 - blew up in West Point in 03? - Yeah. 108 00:07:35,047 --> 00:07:36,250 Come read this. 109 00:07:36,738 --> 00:07:39,841 The plebs who sexually assaulted some female cadets. 110 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:42,340 That's right. They were following orders from first classman, 111 00:07:42,388 --> 00:07:44,090 the women all filed charge. 112 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:48,071 And Colonel Gillian Davis was brought in as chief prosecuting attorney. 113 00:07:48,106 --> 00:07:50,340 She broke all the defendants down, 114 00:07:50,376 --> 00:07:52,500 all the boys were dismissed from the academy 115 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:55,202 and West Point officially banned hazing as a practice. 116 00:07:55,245 --> 00:07:57,960 I admire what she did. She sounds highly principled. 117 00:07:57,996 --> 00:08:00,412 Read that quote, right there. 118 00:08:00,988 --> 00:08:03,513 "What's most important here is that 119 00:08:03,547 --> 00:08:07,853 "these men were in direct violation of the uniform code of military justice. 120 00:08:07,885 --> 00:08:09,800 "They violated the honor code. 121 00:08:09,848 --> 00:08:13,221 "Maintaining these codes is paramount to keeping the military strong 122 00:08:13,256 --> 00:08:15,951 "and ultimately keeping our nation secured". 123 00:08:16,416 --> 00:08:21,102 That is practically verbatim the military stand on homosexual conduct. 124 00:08:24,015 --> 00:08:25,961 I'm gonna go for a cup of coffee. 125 00:08:36,086 --> 00:08:38,810 So call in and let us know what you think 126 00:08:38,846 --> 00:08:41,140 of our special host, Alice Pieszecki, 127 00:08:41,195 --> 00:08:44,020 who is here with us today direct from her ultra-hip 128 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:46,880 and controversial website, MyChart. 129 00:08:46,915 --> 00:08:49,591 OurChart, yeah. It's, it's 130 00:08:49,678 --> 00:08:51,402 - a social networking site for lesbians... - And viewers remember, 131 00:08:51,506 --> 00:08:54,620 it is up to you to help us decide who will replace Kelly. 132 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,740 So, at the end of the show, we'll give you the number to call 133 00:08:56,775 --> 00:08:59,152 and you can call in, and cast your vote for Alice. 134 00:08:59,195 --> 00:09:00,780 - Yes! - Frankly, I think the internet 135 00:09:00,825 --> 00:09:03,920 is mostly used for cowards, to voice opinions without proof, 136 00:09:03,957 --> 00:09:06,450 - A lot of people say that. - ...facts or consequences. 137 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,182 Well, I think the internet is a great source for news. 138 00:09:10,215 --> 00:09:13,531 By news, do you mean Paris Hilton's sex days? 139 00:09:13,577 --> 00:09:15,132 - Well... - You have to admit, Alice, 140 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:17,991 with the hard news, real reporters show their faces 141 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:20,151 - and say their names. - Now they do. 142 00:09:20,198 --> 00:09:22,301 - Well... - Well, take wikipedia. 143 00:09:22,338 --> 00:09:23,970 Masquerade is the reference site. 144 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,406 But anybody can add any information they want to it. 145 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,943 - No, no. - Yes. No fat checking. No truth. 146 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:32,066 But, does anybody really believe what they hear on Fox News? 147 00:09:32,099 --> 00:09:33,880 I hate Mary Lamm! 148 00:09:33,925 --> 00:09:36,033 Why is she giving Alice such a hard time? 149 00:09:36,078 --> 00:09:38,862 I cannot believe Phyllis roped me into this. 150 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:42,541 Like I don't have enough to do without spending the day with Molly, babysitting. 151 00:09:42,578 --> 00:09:46,012 Showing her that lesbians can be respectable, stable, accomplished people, 152 00:09:46,047 --> 00:09:48,101 or whatever the hell it is I'm supposed to be doing. 153 00:09:48,147 --> 00:09:49,210 Where you're going? 154 00:09:49,257 --> 00:09:51,643 I thought I would take her to some galleries and 155 00:09:51,676 --> 00:09:53,932 maybe go by the "Lez Girls" set later. 156 00:09:54,497 --> 00:09:57,280 - Do you wanna come? - Yeah. I've got nothin' but time 157 00:09:57,287 --> 00:09:59,543 since the Planet was closed this week. So... 158 00:09:59,585 --> 00:10:01,051 Are you going? 159 00:10:01,088 --> 00:10:04,250 No, I'm having lunch with Amy. 160 00:10:04,288 --> 00:10:06,652 - Your ex? - It's just a friend. 161 00:10:09,046 --> 00:10:10,781 Ready to go to some galleries? 162 00:10:10,785 --> 00:10:14,041 Yeah, I don't really understand modern art. 163 00:10:16,088 --> 00:10:19,100 - This is my sister Kit. This is Molly. - Hi. 164 00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:20,170 Hi. 165 00:10:21,005 --> 00:10:23,070 I'm so glad that Kelly Corrigan left that show. 166 00:10:23,116 --> 00:10:24,831 She was obnoxious. 167 00:10:24,876 --> 00:10:27,543 Alice is a friend of ours. 168 00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:28,882 And your mother too. 169 00:10:29,565 --> 00:10:32,181 All you have to do is log on snoop.com. 170 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:35,063 I mean, it's a great source for misinformation and urban legends, but 171 00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:37,011 - it's easy. - See, but that's my point. 172 00:10:37,045 --> 00:10:38,830 That's where I know her from. 173 00:10:38,865 --> 00:10:41,073 My mother's degrading podcast. 174 00:10:57,137 --> 00:10:58,703 May I help you with that, Colonel? 175 00:10:58,738 --> 00:11:00,691 No, thank you, Captain. 176 00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:04,700 But if you wouldn't mind grabbing that case... 177 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,312 Yeah, of course. 178 00:11:10,016 --> 00:11:11,932 You can just put that over there. 179 00:11:14,545 --> 00:11:15,822 Thank you. 180 00:11:15,856 --> 00:11:18,590 - Gillian Davis. - Tasha Williams. 181 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,340 I see you've been in combat, Williams. 182 00:11:21,707 --> 00:11:23,630 Afghanistan or Iraq? 183 00:11:23,665 --> 00:11:26,301 Iraq, M'am, 18 months. 184 00:11:26,347 --> 00:11:29,571 We have a lot of women over there on the front lines. 185 00:11:30,066 --> 00:11:32,373 Must have seen your share of bullets fly. 186 00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:35,981 Yeah, my company was engaged in the direct line of fire, quite a few times. 187 00:11:36,015 --> 00:11:39,100 The closest I have ever been to direct fire was in 188 00:11:39,138 --> 00:11:40,731 Panama, 89. 189 00:11:41,225 --> 00:11:43,843 Lawyers don't exactly get to see a lot of action. 190 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,702 Will you do another tour? 191 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:50,813 My company is deployed in Iraq right now. 192 00:11:52,528 --> 00:11:55,321 - I've been held back. - Were you injured? 193 00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:56,923 No, Ma'am. 194 00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:01,790 I'm being reviewed for separation. 195 00:12:05,596 --> 00:12:07,290 On what violation? 196 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,072 Chapter 15. 197 00:12:10,526 --> 00:12:12,921 I believe you'll be prosecuting my case. 198 00:12:12,956 --> 00:12:15,701 This is completely a bridge of protocol, Williams. 199 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,001 You know we aren't supposed to be engaged 200 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,880 in any conversation until the hearing. 201 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:21,010 I'm sorry, Colonel. I was just trying to give you a hand. 202 00:12:21,056 --> 00:12:22,771 You are dismissed, Captain. 203 00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:33,612 Well, it looks like we've got our topic of the day, 204 00:12:33,648 --> 00:12:37,143 the internet, do we believe it? Stay tuned. We'll be right back. 205 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:46,491 Hey, Alice, so... 206 00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:48,541 you don't have and feel Kelly's shoes. 207 00:12:48,576 --> 00:12:50,261 We're not necessarily looking for controversy. 208 00:12:50,287 --> 00:12:52,032 Was I too controversial? 'Cause I thought I was... 209 00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:55,561 No, no, we just don't need another Luce Can and now your lifestyle, 210 00:12:55,606 --> 00:12:57,573 it's your lifestyle, and that's all. 211 00:12:57,618 --> 00:12:59,433 Are you saying you don't want me to be out? Just because 212 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:02,090 I think that at this stage of my life, it's a little hard to... 213 00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:04,840 - Oh, no, no, that's not what we're saying. - No, we definitively want gay. 214 00:13:04,878 --> 00:13:06,813 - No, gay is good. - Gay is good. 215 00:13:06,846 --> 00:13:09,811 - Gay is rising a day time! - You know, we just want the right kind of gay. 216 00:13:09,847 --> 00:13:12,113 Yeah, like fun gay! 217 00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:13,691 - Not angry gay. - Fun gay? 218 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,371 Yeah, gossip, gay lifestyle, you know, fun! 219 00:13:16,418 --> 00:13:18,953 We loved that Daryl Brewer shoot that you pulled, 220 00:13:18,995 --> 00:13:22,103 seriously, that was some of your best work. We're looking for things like that. 221 00:13:22,147 --> 00:13:25,491 Little inside or tib-hits about famous people who're in the closet. 222 00:13:25,527 --> 00:13:28,800 We kinda figured you would have one of those on every episode. 223 00:13:28,846 --> 00:13:30,731 Oh, so you want me to out people? 224 00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:33,982 - On every episode? - That would be sensational. 225 00:13:34,016 --> 00:13:34,920 That is 226 00:13:34,975 --> 00:13:36,731 - only if you want the job. - Here we go! 227 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,512 And we're back in 5, 228 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:39,293 4, 229 00:13:39,337 --> 00:13:40,350 3, 230 00:13:40,385 --> 00:13:41,271 2... 231 00:13:41,305 --> 00:13:44,301 Welcome back to "The Look" for the viewers. 232 00:13:44,337 --> 00:13:47,411 If you're just joining us, our topic today is the internet. 233 00:13:47,457 --> 00:13:49,550 Is it a great source of news or 234 00:13:49,588 --> 00:13:52,261 is it a trendy source of speculation and gossip. 235 00:13:52,346 --> 00:13:55,062 Yeah, but I think what you're missing is the internet gave people, 236 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:58,412 you know, the chance to go out and seek different sources of information. 237 00:13:58,455 --> 00:14:02,522 Well, isn't that what that chart does, Alice? It offers an alternative point of view. 238 00:14:02,566 --> 00:14:05,510 Yes, it does do that. That is one of the things that OurChart does, 239 00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:07,522 - among other things. - So, for example, 240 00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:10,810 the personal details of celebrity's sex life 241 00:14:10,856 --> 00:14:13,410 would be part of that alternative point of view, I assume. 242 00:14:13,445 --> 00:14:16,151 Well, yeah, the internet is, is 243 00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:19,450 knowing for revealing people's hidden sexual identities. Yeah. 244 00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:21,390 - What have you got? - Tell us. 245 00:14:22,346 --> 00:14:26,320 Yeah, that's something I would love to bring to "The Look". 246 00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,190 I would love to do that. 247 00:14:32,425 --> 00:14:34,011 - Oh come on, give us some! - Yeah, come on! 248 00:14:34,046 --> 00:14:36,692 Dish, dish, dish...! 249 00:14:40,216 --> 00:14:42,212 Now is a good time? 250 00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:45,611 What do I have for you... 251 00:14:48,995 --> 00:14:51,001 - Do tell. - I know what you're looking for. 252 00:14:51,005 --> 00:14:53,780 Okay, which Hollywood 253 00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:57,672 little Maxim-endorsed gorgeous little starlet 254 00:14:57,716 --> 00:14:59,780 is a little bit closer to her 255 00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:02,002 role as a sapphic sister 256 00:15:02,046 --> 00:15:05,550 Hollywood's new girl-on-girl smoochfest? 257 00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:09,933 - It's all I'm gonna say. - It's time to stop now. 258 00:15:09,965 --> 00:15:12,731 - So maybe you'll tell us next time. - I'm gonna tease you. 259 00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:14,393 You are bad! 260 00:15:14,427 --> 00:15:17,381 I am gonna tease you. Thank you. 261 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:22,293 - See? - Fun gay! 262 00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:23,732 Fun gay! 263 00:15:28,056 --> 00:15:29,763 MUSIK 264 00:15:31,457 --> 00:15:33,231 - Oh my God, hi! - Hi. 265 00:15:34,727 --> 00:15:35,803 How are you? 266 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:38,553 Can you just tell them that we need to talk for a second? 267 00:15:38,598 --> 00:15:39,771 Yeah, yeah. 268 00:15:39,817 --> 00:15:42,511 Everyone, can you guys just go out for one sec, please? 269 00:15:42,555 --> 00:15:44,930 - Booty call! - No, we're rehearsing the film. 270 00:15:48,086 --> 00:15:49,890 What were you guys doing in there? 271 00:15:49,935 --> 00:15:51,361 - She was checking you out. - No, she wasn't 272 00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:53,313 - hot checking me out. - Yes, yes. 273 00:15:53,316 --> 00:15:55,003 She was... 274 00:15:55,048 --> 00:15:57,272 - Hi. - Hi. How are you? 275 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,820 I came in here 'cause 276 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:06,222 Tina wanted me to come and talk to you. 277 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:09,010 - Oh really, she did? She wanted you to do this? - Yeah. 278 00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:11,022 She actually said 279 00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:14,632 maybe we shouldn't be so obvious on set. 280 00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:16,640 That we should try to be 281 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,862 a little more settled about things. But... 282 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:23,643 - Is this settled? - Uh, yeah, that's really, that's really good. 283 00:16:23,687 --> 00:16:26,303 I think this is exactly what she's talking about. 284 00:16:26,857 --> 00:16:28,360 Guys, I can handle the situation. 285 00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:30,322 There is no reason to freak out. 286 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,411 Are you fucking kidding me?! 287 00:16:32,445 --> 00:16:35,440 I'm managing an actress who was about to go through the roof, 288 00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:37,901 and she's just got out on national television! 289 00:16:37,945 --> 00:16:40,851 And who is this Alice Pieszecki? Do you even know this person? 290 00:16:40,885 --> 00:16:43,311 And who is handling security? 291 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:46,372 We've completely tighted security, okay? 292 00:16:46,418 --> 00:16:49,621 - That should have been done already. - Look, I've talked to our legal department, 293 00:16:49,628 --> 00:16:51,130 and I've talked to our publicists. 294 00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:54,343 We agreed to issue a press release steading that Gretchen Pickles 295 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,911 is the only gay cast member. 296 00:16:56,955 --> 00:16:59,682 The press is not gonna get anywhere near Niki. 297 00:16:59,715 --> 00:17:02,573 - Okay? - Good. Because if this gets out, 298 00:17:02,617 --> 00:17:05,421 - I will personally blame you. - Tina, can I talk to you for a minute? 299 00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:07,290 - Then I will blame you. - Excuse me you guys. 300 00:17:07,335 --> 00:17:09,101 We're shooting right now. This is our DP. 301 00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:10,481 - I have to go. - Nice to meet you. 302 00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:12,543 You see that truck over there? Help yourself to lunch. 303 00:17:12,585 --> 00:17:13,702 I'll talk to you later. 304 00:17:17,215 --> 00:17:19,212 God! Fucking managers! 305 00:17:19,256 --> 00:17:20,172 What's up? 306 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,423 I need a tech crane with free access at. 307 00:17:23,457 --> 00:17:24,801 You can't have a crane. 308 00:17:24,848 --> 00:17:26,453 But I need one. 309 00:17:27,076 --> 00:17:29,220 - For how long? - Three days. 310 00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:31,202 What are you going to give me if I give you a crane? 311 00:17:31,307 --> 00:17:33,783 My undying love and devotion. 312 00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:51,652 I think Tina's got a thing going on the set! 313 00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:55,551 - Is that your girlfriend? - No, no, no. 314 00:17:55,597 --> 00:17:58,633 Ex. Ex, ex. It's my daughter's other mother. 315 00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:01,352 - Why don't you come meet them? - Yeah. 316 00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:03,161 She seems really... 317 00:18:04,097 --> 00:18:06,381 Hi. Kit Porter, Bette Porter, 318 00:18:06,427 --> 00:18:08,713 - and... I'm sorry? - Molly Krull. 319 00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:13,443 This is Sam Makarejev. This is our DP. She, 320 00:18:13,478 --> 00:18:15,612 she shot "Miss Otis Regrets". 321 00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:18,232 - Wow, it's nice to meet you. - Likewise. 322 00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:21,612 - Uh, I'll catch you later. - Okay. 323 00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:23,320 - Thanks. - Thanks, Sam. 324 00:18:25,986 --> 00:18:27,900 - What? - I mean, she's flirting with you. 325 00:18:27,946 --> 00:18:29,510 Oh, don't be silly. 326 00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:33,861 Uh, do you guys mind? I just want to talk to 327 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,860 - Tina about Angie for... - Preschool? 328 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,791 - The preschool things. - Oh, no. Go ahead. Come on. 329 00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:42,903 I'll show you around. I'll show you the set. It's like my own place. 330 00:18:42,908 --> 00:18:44,130 Hey, Molly? 331 00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:45,983 I will catch up with you. 332 00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:48,040 - Don't worry. I'm fine. - Okay. 333 00:20:21,015 --> 00:20:22,982 Check it out. 334 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:25,533 Oh my God! This is supposed to be our bedroom? 335 00:20:25,575 --> 00:20:28,371 No. It's Bev and Nina's bedroom. 336 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:31,523 It looks like the children's department at God-knows-where. 337 00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:35,671 Well, it's Jenny's design choices. 338 00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:39,581 There's nothing I could do about it. I had to let her have her way. 339 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,713 Look at the phone. 340 00:20:46,048 --> 00:20:47,831 At least it's not a waterbed. 341 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,772 Well, I had to fight her on that one. 342 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,240 So, 343 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,892 which side of the bed is Nina's? 344 00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:03,542 I don't know. 345 00:21:07,025 --> 00:21:08,792 Maybe this side... 346 00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,183 Yeah, that feels right. 347 00:21:16,228 --> 00:21:19,450 So, maybe this side would be Bev's side. 348 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,062 And... 349 00:21:25,096 --> 00:21:27,333 Do you have any hard rock candy? 350 00:21:28,066 --> 00:21:29,642 No. 351 00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:32,932 But I have some pot. 352 00:21:37,236 --> 00:21:39,600 Hey, anyone you guys knows where is Tina? 353 00:21:39,636 --> 00:21:41,290 What the hell was that? 354 00:21:41,328 --> 00:21:43,400 Hey Tina, the girls are asking for you on set. 355 00:21:43,475 --> 00:21:44,642 I'll be right there. 356 00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:54,380 Gotta go. Gotta put out the fire. 357 00:22:04,488 --> 00:22:06,622 The size of you doesn't scare me. 358 00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,943 I'm small and I can outrun you. 359 00:22:10,026 --> 00:22:13,342 Have I told you that I'm the earth mother of the producer's child? 360 00:22:14,056 --> 00:22:16,361 I've been here like a billion times. I'm clear. 361 00:22:16,397 --> 00:22:18,013 Please just call Tina Kennard! 362 00:22:18,175 --> 00:22:21,133 - I was told to call Mr. Kornbluth. - I don't who Mr. Buetooth is. 363 00:22:21,178 --> 00:22:22,591 If I... There she is. Tina! 364 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:24,890 Would you please tell the incredible Hulk to let me in? 365 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,623 - Thanks. I got it. - Yeah, thanks for nothing. 366 00:22:27,668 --> 00:22:30,240 - Security's a little bit too tight here. - Um, Alice, 367 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,682 - actually, you are banned from the set. I'm sorry. - What?! 368 00:22:34,718 --> 00:22:37,143 - What did I do? - You went on national television 369 00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:40,052 and you outed the lead of our movie! 370 00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:42,443 Hold the phone, Tina! I did not out her! 371 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,241 I did not say her name! I did not say her name. 372 00:22:45,275 --> 00:22:47,331 - Alice... - Okay, I just had to, like... 373 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,573 They won't gonna give me the job. I had to ??? a little. 374 00:22:49,605 --> 00:22:52,363 Her managers are threatening to pull her from the picture, 375 00:22:52,407 --> 00:22:54,571 - right now. As we speak. - That's ridiculous. 376 00:22:54,616 --> 00:22:58,242 They're being dramatic. She's a lezzie, it's a lezzie film! 377 00:22:58,287 --> 00:23:01,133 - What's the big deal?! - It's because this is a lesbian movie. 378 00:23:01,175 --> 00:23:03,021 What the fuck does that mean? 379 00:23:03,126 --> 00:23:05,822 We want this movie to reach a large mainstream audience, alright? 380 00:23:05,858 --> 00:23:08,530 And if everyone thinks the lead of our movie is gay, 381 00:23:08,577 --> 00:23:11,243 then that makes it a small little niche film. 382 00:23:11,277 --> 00:23:13,642 What the fuck is up with everybody these days? 383 00:23:13,686 --> 00:23:16,350 Am I like some sort of idiot that I'm out? I mean, 384 00:23:16,388 --> 00:23:18,610 is it a joke on me? 'Cause I don't get it. 385 00:23:21,598 --> 00:23:23,842 It's okay. Forget it. 386 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,590 - This is crazy. - Alice? 387 00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,832 Look, you can't blog about this, okay? 388 00:23:28,868 --> 00:23:30,831 'Cause this is really gonna hurt the movie. 389 00:23:30,866 --> 00:23:33,602 You're gonna insult me now? I am your friend, Tina. 390 00:23:33,638 --> 00:23:36,062 - You know, I wouldn't do that to you. - Look, I'm sorry. 391 00:23:36,106 --> 00:23:38,363 - Let's have a drink later. - Oh yeah, that sounds fine. 392 00:23:38,397 --> 00:23:40,351 If I didn't have to drive the fucking Long Beach 393 00:23:40,388 --> 00:23:42,870 to meet with the lawyer who's trying to ruin Tasha's carreer. 394 00:23:42,957 --> 00:23:45,771 You know, the hypocrisy is just like... 395 00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:47,823 Oh, it's a little too much for me these days. 396 00:23:49,165 --> 00:23:51,700 Oh, I have an idea. Why don't you and Colonel Davis meet 397 00:23:51,746 --> 00:23:53,940 and you guys can talk about how to keep gays out of the movies 398 00:23:53,985 --> 00:23:56,723 and out of the military! Ooooh, fun for you. 399 00:23:56,757 --> 00:23:59,311 - Colonel... - Jesus Christ! 400 00:23:59,947 --> 00:24:00,913 Fuck! 401 00:24:04,048 --> 00:24:06,670 I heard you were having a wonderful time at your mother's party. 402 00:24:07,298 --> 00:24:08,840 I didn't see you there. 403 00:24:08,888 --> 00:24:11,543 Yeah, I didn't think you would. I... 404 00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:13,293 I noticed that you were too busy 405 00:24:13,296 --> 00:24:15,803 checking out those 50-year-olds in their black bras. 406 00:24:15,816 --> 00:24:17,930 Diving into your mother's swimming pool. 407 00:24:17,997 --> 00:24:21,072 Yeah. Don't remind me of my mother's total degradation, please. 408 00:24:21,107 --> 00:24:23,313 Can you smile at least? 409 00:24:23,345 --> 00:24:25,402 No? 410 00:24:25,448 --> 00:24:27,330 Hey, guys, Tina got us some 411 00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:30,502 chairs on set which I guess is some honorable and 412 00:24:30,577 --> 00:24:33,173 priviledge thing. So, we can watch the next scene. 413 00:24:34,796 --> 00:24:36,493 Take it easy, Molly. 414 00:24:42,258 --> 00:24:45,032 - Hey, just don't smile, okay? - Sorry. 415 00:24:46,636 --> 00:24:48,981 You could have used a better line on Molly. 416 00:24:49,025 --> 00:24:51,393 Yeah, I'm trying. 417 00:24:53,555 --> 00:24:55,331 - "There She Goes" by Vixen - 418 00:25:18,597 --> 00:25:20,672 Let's go out tonight. 419 00:25:20,705 --> 00:25:24,163 - No, I can't. - Why not? 420 00:25:24,987 --> 00:25:28,031 Because we have to work. 421 00:25:29,045 --> 00:25:31,553 I know you're the big bad boss. 422 00:25:31,588 --> 00:25:33,833 - Cut it off! - No! 423 00:25:34,935 --> 00:25:37,562 - Why? - Because... 424 00:25:38,316 --> 00:25:39,890 I'm old. 425 00:25:40,515 --> 00:25:43,341 - I have responsabilities. - I know. 426 00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:46,583 You're such a drag. 427 00:26:12,068 --> 00:26:14,012 ??? right there. 428 00:26:26,016 --> 00:26:27,931 You want any kids ever? 429 00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:31,940 I don't know. 430 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,811 You should. 431 00:26:34,845 --> 00:26:36,291 Why? 432 00:26:36,338 --> 00:26:38,970 Because I want lots of kids. 433 00:26:39,007 --> 00:26:41,233 And I wanna have your kids. 434 00:26:44,695 --> 00:26:47,191 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 435 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:49,441 We're gonna have all a big family and we could 436 00:26:50,036 --> 00:26:52,272 go somewhere like Ireland. 437 00:26:52,318 --> 00:26:53,522 Get away from here. 438 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,323 Oh wow! No one ever said that to me before. 439 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,160 Oh really? Yeah, right, you're full of it. 440 00:27:03,568 --> 00:27:06,993 Oh, we can go to Japan. You would love Japan. It's so cool. 441 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:10,702 We got to get the fuck out of L.A. It's a terrible place. 442 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,782 I know. Don't cry. 443 00:27:12,817 --> 00:27:14,200 Who has a 20 on Jenny? 444 00:27:15,908 --> 00:27:17,251 Oh my God! 445 00:27:17,838 --> 00:27:21,592 It's like when you're fucked and then your mom calls. 446 00:27:22,446 --> 00:27:23,472 Go 447 00:27:23,916 --> 00:27:25,161 away! 448 00:27:29,205 --> 00:27:32,221 Do you think that we have to stop fucking during lunch? 449 00:27:32,306 --> 00:27:35,112 - No. - Do you think they may notice? 450 00:27:36,515 --> 00:27:39,141 - I don't care if they notice. - Why? 451 00:27:40,128 --> 00:27:41,873 Because... 452 00:27:47,227 --> 00:27:48,390 What? 453 00:27:49,975 --> 00:27:51,261 What? 454 00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:53,140 What...? 455 00:27:53,186 --> 00:27:54,872 I love you. 456 00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:03,181 I'm gonna give you a hanky! 457 00:28:04,068 --> 00:28:06,410 - I'm gonna give you a hanky right now! - No, you don't. 458 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:07,753 Yes, I am! 459 00:28:21,985 --> 00:28:23,223 Yeah, it's Beech. 460 00:28:23,256 --> 00:28:25,032 Oh, Captain Beech, it's Davis. 461 00:28:25,075 --> 00:28:29,303 Listen, I have a huge case load in front of me here 462 00:28:29,347 --> 00:28:31,941 and I'm trying to be as efficient as possible. 463 00:28:31,977 --> 00:28:34,450 I wanna talk to you about the Williams case. 464 00:28:34,485 --> 00:28:36,610 Well, I'm not sure what there is to talk about. 465 00:28:36,645 --> 00:28:39,013 I'm intend to proove the alleguations against my client are false. 466 00:28:39,078 --> 00:28:41,613 Look, that's just no gonna happen. You've seen her report. 467 00:28:41,656 --> 00:28:43,613 You know what you're up against? 468 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:46,931 Listen, I want you to take my advice 469 00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:49,221 and settle. Get her out before it gets ugly. 470 00:28:49,717 --> 00:28:52,662 Honorable discharge, all full benefits. 471 00:28:52,707 --> 00:28:54,552 She's not gonna accept this. 472 00:28:54,595 --> 00:28:56,081 Just take it to her. 473 00:28:56,177 --> 00:28:58,402 It's your duty as her lawyer and if you're a good one, 474 00:28:58,446 --> 00:29:00,172 you'll advise her to accept. 475 00:29:01,095 --> 00:29:02,572 Would you hold the line, please? 476 00:29:06,065 --> 00:29:09,742 - It's Colonel Davis, and she... - Will you tell her to fuck off, please? 477 00:29:11,748 --> 00:29:14,673 Colonel, my client respectfully declines your offer. 478 00:29:18,078 --> 00:29:20,180 Look at this place! I mean, check it out! 479 00:29:20,227 --> 00:29:22,070 I should open up a business in here since them 480 00:29:22,115 --> 00:29:25,502 SheBar bitches shut down the Planet, man. 481 00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:27,082 When can you reopen anyway? 482 00:29:27,658 --> 00:29:30,280 In a week. I still have one more inspection, then 483 00:29:30,365 --> 00:29:33,140 I gotta drop eight Gs for all that shit. 484 00:29:33,175 --> 00:29:36,923 I'ma get those ho-bags back. I swear to God, you mark my words. 485 00:29:36,967 --> 00:29:38,363 Them she-bitches. 486 00:29:39,548 --> 00:29:41,293 Hey, Niki. 487 00:29:43,238 --> 00:29:45,451 They're ready for you on set right now. 488 00:29:45,486 --> 00:29:47,453 Oh, shit! 489 00:29:49,218 --> 00:29:51,010 Hold on. What is that? 490 00:29:52,566 --> 00:29:55,772 "Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling"? Tonight? 491 00:29:55,805 --> 00:29:58,943 Oh my God. We're going. Jenny! Jenny, wait! Look it! Look at that! 492 00:29:58,975 --> 00:30:00,880 Wasn't she at SheBar the other night, was she? 493 00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:03,160 Oh my God! Adele? 494 00:30:03,786 --> 00:30:05,490 - She's cute. - You know, I'm so sorry. 495 00:30:05,526 --> 00:30:07,610 - Damn! What? - I know. I don't know what happened. 496 00:30:07,648 --> 00:30:10,011 I thought I got rid of them all, but somebody must have... 497 00:30:10,057 --> 00:30:12,442 - Okay, it's alright, it's alright. - Sorry. 498 00:30:12,487 --> 00:30:13,910 It's not your fault. 499 00:30:13,948 --> 00:30:15,430 - Thanks for trying. - Alright. 500 00:30:17,765 --> 00:30:18,962 What happened? 501 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,891 - It's uh... it's Niki. - What happened? 502 00:30:21,926 --> 00:30:24,552 She's 20. She's like a puppy. She keeps running off the set. 503 00:30:24,586 --> 00:30:28,012 And it's driving all the other actors crazy and freaking me insane. 504 00:30:28,047 --> 00:30:30,651 Is Jenny, um... Is Jenny still...? 505 00:30:30,687 --> 00:30:31,972 Oh yeah. 506 00:30:32,008 --> 00:30:35,313 They fuck everyday in her trailer at lunch. 507 00:30:35,347 --> 00:30:38,811 The all crew knows it and Adele stands outside as the guard. 508 00:30:38,858 --> 00:30:40,561 I mean, it's insane! 509 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,271 Can you, can you hold on a second? 510 00:30:43,315 --> 00:30:45,910 Actually, I have to, I have to go. 511 00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:51,502 Okay, call me or I'll call you. 512 00:30:59,266 --> 00:31:01,652 They really respect Tina. 513 00:31:04,007 --> 00:31:05,432 Of course they do. 514 00:31:07,518 --> 00:31:10,530 I have to get back to the office now. So if you wanna... 515 00:31:10,576 --> 00:31:12,993 I'm fine. I'm gonna hang on here. 516 00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:16,133 Alright. Well, I'll get Jodi to come down the set and... 517 00:31:16,168 --> 00:31:18,042 I'm 24 years old. I don't need a babysitter. 518 00:31:18,046 --> 00:31:19,943 - Yeah, I... - You what? 519 00:31:20,638 --> 00:31:22,531 ...will take her home. 520 00:31:23,195 --> 00:31:24,271 You have fun. 521 00:31:25,147 --> 00:31:28,033 So Sam's gonna be ready in 15. 522 00:31:28,078 --> 00:31:29,963 So let's have Niki and Jenny for wiring. 523 00:31:30,006 --> 00:31:31,622 Oh, I have to go see Niki. I can tell her. 524 00:31:31,665 --> 00:31:32,930 Great. Thanks, Adele. 525 00:31:36,535 --> 00:31:38,493 Adele, this is so wrong. 526 00:31:38,536 --> 00:31:41,351 Everyone's at SheBar. Absolutely everyone. And I'm stuck here. 527 00:31:41,387 --> 00:31:42,611 I know. 528 00:31:42,655 --> 00:31:44,433 It must be really hard on you. 529 00:31:44,466 --> 00:31:47,201 - All your friends are out having fun... - I know, it totally sucks. 530 00:31:47,736 --> 00:31:48,881 You know what? 531 00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:53,682 I think it's so lame that they work you this hard. 532 00:31:53,728 --> 00:31:56,240 I mean, a lot of movie stars they just, 533 00:31:56,295 --> 00:31:58,331 I mean, they refuse to work past 8 at night. 534 00:31:58,376 --> 00:31:59,271 Really? 535 00:31:59,888 --> 00:32:02,380 I mean, it depends on how much power they have and 536 00:32:02,425 --> 00:32:04,023 how much the production 537 00:32:04,066 --> 00:32:05,823 respects the time, kinda of that. 538 00:32:05,855 --> 00:32:07,260 - Seriously? - Yeah. 539 00:32:07,298 --> 00:32:09,653 'Cause, I mean, I sit around here for hours while they're like 540 00:32:09,696 --> 00:32:12,560 lighting or whatever. I mean, I'm just sitting here on my ass. 541 00:32:12,606 --> 00:32:14,323 I know. It sucks. 542 00:32:15,747 --> 00:32:18,610 Hey, how much time before you think they need me again? 543 00:32:18,656 --> 00:32:20,540 'Cause SheBar's right down the street. 544 00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:22,402 I could seriously just run over, say hi to my friends, 545 00:32:22,446 --> 00:32:23,732 and then, I'd come right back. 546 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:29,082 Well I think I heard them say that they don't need you for another hour and a half. 547 00:32:29,105 --> 00:32:30,381 Really? 548 00:32:30,427 --> 00:32:31,903 Oh, yes! 549 00:32:34,976 --> 00:32:37,692 Oh my God! Thank you so much, Adele! I love you. 550 00:32:46,495 --> 00:32:48,430 How was the rest of your day? 551 00:34:21,077 --> 00:34:23,483 Why do people invite you to visit film sets? 552 00:34:23,526 --> 00:34:25,120 This is like watching paint dry. 553 00:34:25,157 --> 00:34:27,890 Some people think it's fascinating. But, in reality, it's boring. So... 554 00:34:27,927 --> 00:34:29,953 So what do people do for fun in this town, 555 00:34:29,988 --> 00:34:32,342 besides sticking with lesbian art aficinonadas 556 00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:33,621 and pretending it's exciting? 557 00:34:33,716 --> 00:34:36,111 Well, you can stick around a little bit longer and then I can take you out. 558 00:34:36,156 --> 00:34:37,580 Sure. 559 00:34:38,435 --> 00:34:39,582 What? 560 00:34:39,627 --> 00:34:41,211 My mother told me all about your little game. 561 00:34:41,216 --> 00:34:43,560 You're like the Fonz or something, for lesbians. 562 00:34:43,596 --> 00:34:45,810 - Bullshit! The Fonz? - Uh, yeah. 563 00:34:45,845 --> 00:34:47,111 - Shut up. - "Happy Days"? 564 00:34:47,155 --> 00:34:49,242 I'm not Fonz, I'm not "Happy Days", but, uh... 565 00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:54,323 Alright. 566 00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:57,020 I give it to you, you're sassy. No one's called me that before. 567 00:34:57,068 --> 00:34:58,880 I'm not sassy. I'm bored. 568 00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:01,170 But not bored enough to sleep with you. 569 00:35:05,965 --> 00:35:07,282 Hot stuff... 570 00:35:08,096 --> 00:35:09,993 Just... just keep breathing. 571 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,522 Sandra, 572 00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:15,731 what's going on? Why is this taking so long? 573 00:35:15,778 --> 00:35:17,551 We're really here waiting for Niki to step down. 574 00:35:17,586 --> 00:35:19,281 Yeah, it doesn't matter. Niki's not here yet. 575 00:35:19,316 --> 00:35:20,673 Anybody got 20 on Niki? 576 00:35:20,717 --> 00:35:22,151 - Jenny! - What? 577 00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:23,281 Oh my God! Um... 578 00:35:23,327 --> 00:35:25,922 Niki's disappeared from set. We can't find her anywhere. 579 00:35:25,966 --> 00:35:27,662 I think I know where she went. 580 00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:30,570 She went "Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling"? 581 00:35:31,226 --> 00:35:33,061 That little bitch! 582 00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,680 - "Loaded" by Bran Van 3000 - 583 00:35:36,556 --> 00:35:40,592 Let's get ready to wrestle! 584 00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:48,212 Hey, are you on, hey, sexy lesbians out there? 585 00:35:49,788 --> 00:35:52,832 Some of you know me as Denbo, but tonight, 586 00:35:52,878 --> 00:35:55,812 I'm only known as Miami Vice. 587 00:35:56,376 --> 00:35:58,660 I want to welcome you to the first ever 588 00:35:58,707 --> 00:36:02,783 SheBar Turkish oil wrestling tournament of the stars! 589 00:36:06,077 --> 00:36:08,331 Over here, we have my lover, Cindi. 590 00:36:09,538 --> 00:36:12,823 But tonight, you call here The Viper. 591 00:36:14,086 --> 00:36:16,541 - Hello, ladies. - A kiss, honey. 592 00:36:20,287 --> 00:36:22,242 Is there anyone out there 593 00:36:22,275 --> 00:36:25,473 brave enough, dare enough, to take my Cindi on? 594 00:36:25,505 --> 00:36:26,662 I'll go! 595 00:36:32,047 --> 00:36:35,422 Come on up! Come on up! 596 00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:37,753 What's your name, gorgeous? 597 00:36:37,798 --> 00:36:40,291 Tonight, you all can call me Jesse Jailbait! 598 00:36:41,357 --> 00:36:43,642 Well, Jesse Jailbait, 599 00:36:43,677 --> 00:36:46,260 say hello to The Viper. 600 00:36:49,497 --> 00:36:51,412 Go take your clothes off. 601 00:36:53,777 --> 00:36:55,371 Do you recognize the twink? 602 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,941 Yeah, it's the star from Shane's friend's lesbian movie, right? 603 00:36:57,978 --> 00:36:59,593 Yeah, it sure is. 604 00:36:59,627 --> 00:37:01,150 She's so down! 605 00:37:07,548 --> 00:37:09,252 Yeah, hey, Miki, it's Dawn Denbo. 606 00:37:09,288 --> 00:37:11,060 Yeah, kinda hot tip for you. 607 00:37:28,017 --> 00:37:29,971 Jenny, I need you to go in there 608 00:37:30,008 --> 00:37:32,402 because you're the only one she's gonna listen to. 609 00:37:33,405 --> 00:37:36,970 Tina, come on. Don't go in there. You're a traitor if you do. 610 00:37:36,987 --> 00:37:38,603 Niki Stevens is in there rolling around 611 00:37:38,637 --> 00:37:40,670 in a bath of fat oil, okay? 612 00:37:40,715 --> 00:37:43,231 She's costing my production compagny hundreds of thousands of dollars 613 00:37:43,265 --> 00:37:46,351 every minute she's in there. Plus, she's under fucking age. 614 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,462 What... the fucking paparazzi? 615 00:37:51,498 --> 00:37:53,713 I am so screwed! 616 00:38:22,247 --> 00:38:24,490 I am so fucked. Excuse me. 617 00:38:28,155 --> 00:38:30,780 Yeah, Los Angeles police department. 618 00:38:32,688 --> 00:38:36,303 Yeah, I wanna report a night club serving alcohol to minors. 619 00:38:46,545 --> 00:38:48,813 - I like it. - It's... 620 00:38:48,855 --> 00:38:50,693 I believe the winner is... 621 00:38:50,726 --> 00:38:53,513 - That is fucked up. - ...Jesse Jailbait! 622 00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:54,763 Thank you very much. 623 00:38:54,795 --> 00:38:57,132 It's not fucked up. That's amazing. 624 00:39:01,966 --> 00:39:04,532 Who's next for J.J.? 625 00:39:10,505 --> 00:39:13,293 You know how much money you're costing me? Come here! 626 00:39:17,235 --> 00:39:19,422 You wanna come back to set because 627 00:39:19,468 --> 00:39:22,340 we're just shooting right now, so you might wanna finish up the scene. 628 00:39:22,378 --> 00:39:25,931 No, no, no, come on. Get in here. It's so much fun. Yeah. 629 00:39:25,976 --> 00:39:28,231 - Come on. - No, thanks though. 630 00:39:28,275 --> 00:39:30,103 You know what? I think 631 00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:32,023 you're gonna have to come in here and fight me. 632 00:39:32,058 --> 00:39:33,942 - No. - Oh, wait a minute, 633 00:39:33,985 --> 00:39:36,581 I think I heard a challenge. 634 00:39:36,617 --> 00:39:38,570 - That's right, you did. - Go in here. 635 00:39:38,635 --> 00:39:40,050 - What? - Get her! 636 00:39:40,138 --> 00:39:41,473 - I don't... - Get her out! 637 00:39:42,355 --> 00:39:44,262 Come on, come on, fight me. 638 00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:46,630 Alright, let's get her in. 639 00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:51,741 - You asked for it. - Come on beautiful. Step in the ring! 640 00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:59,773 Take it off! 641 00:40:02,006 --> 00:40:03,790 Keep going! 642 00:40:03,825 --> 00:40:05,743 Oh yeah! 643 00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:09,893 That's what I told you about! 644 00:40:19,595 --> 00:40:21,271 Unbelievable! 645 00:40:22,697 --> 00:40:24,492 - "Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy - 646 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,252 Come on! 647 00:40:27,286 --> 00:40:29,562 Fucking headlock her! 648 00:40:32,585 --> 00:40:34,721 I didn't realize you liked this. 649 00:40:34,755 --> 00:40:36,992 This is awesome! 650 00:40:37,036 --> 00:40:39,403 Oh, you don't think that's a little bit degrading? 651 00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:41,342 You don't see my mother in there, do you? 652 00:40:41,387 --> 00:40:44,100 - Keep it going! - Get her down! 653 00:40:46,047 --> 00:40:48,342 - Come on! - Hey, Molly, you wanna a drink? 654 00:40:48,366 --> 00:40:49,670 - Yes. - What? 655 00:40:49,766 --> 00:40:51,381 - Tequila. - Okay. 656 00:40:55,816 --> 00:40:56,860 Yeah! 657 00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:01,353 Thank you for coming all the way out here, Alice. 658 00:41:03,565 --> 00:41:04,623 Although I must say 659 00:41:04,656 --> 00:41:07,462 I was expecting you a bit earlier. 660 00:41:08,726 --> 00:41:10,791 Well, I came as soon as I could. 661 00:41:10,828 --> 00:41:12,113 I do have a life. 662 00:41:12,148 --> 00:41:13,571 Oh yes, 663 00:41:13,616 --> 00:41:15,711 a life that you live pretty loudly. 664 00:41:16,317 --> 00:41:18,361 That's me. Out and proud. 665 00:41:20,088 --> 00:41:22,581 So, what did you want to talk to me about? 666 00:41:22,627 --> 00:41:26,003 Well, I am the recorder in the Captain Tasha Williams' hearing 667 00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:28,342 and I have a few questions to ask you. 668 00:41:28,387 --> 00:41:30,773 Well, Tasha and I are just friends, 669 00:41:30,818 --> 00:41:33,791 acquaintances really. I don't, I don't know her that well. 670 00:41:33,828 --> 00:41:35,331 We know all about your relationship with Tasha. 671 00:41:35,378 --> 00:41:38,322 We have witnesses that will testify that they've ssen you together. 672 00:41:38,397 --> 00:41:42,042 - Just because they've seen us together... - We are calling you to testify 673 00:41:42,075 --> 00:41:43,780 - at the hearing. - There's no way in hell 674 00:41:43,806 --> 00:41:45,762 I'm testifying in that hearing. You can't make me. 675 00:41:45,828 --> 00:41:48,762 You've already been subpoenated and if you don't testify truthfully, 676 00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:50,451 I'll turn you into the US marshalls 677 00:41:50,528 --> 00:41:53,291 and then you're gonna have a real big problem on your hands. 678 00:41:55,507 --> 00:41:57,163 God bless America! 679 00:41:58,508 --> 00:42:00,232 It's a shame, isn't it? 680 00:42:01,437 --> 00:42:03,671 It's a shame Tasha had to meet someone 681 00:42:03,717 --> 00:42:06,183 who flies her dirty laundry like a freedom flag 682 00:42:06,216 --> 00:42:08,171 for the whole world to gawk at. 683 00:42:08,216 --> 00:42:10,340 You know, as far as I can tell, 684 00:42:10,386 --> 00:42:14,853 Tasha never had a problem living within the military codes 685 00:42:14,887 --> 00:42:16,493 until she met you. 686 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:29,502 Hi, they told me I had to come here. 687 00:42:29,507 --> 00:42:32,193 - I hope you don't think... I would never... - I know, I know. 688 00:42:38,007 --> 00:42:40,282 It was good to see you. 689 00:44:21,535 --> 00:44:25,342 ??? 690 00:44:26,065 --> 00:44:29,113 I think it's getting a little hot here, don't you? 691 00:44:29,148 --> 00:44:32,393 Oh, let's see. Who's next? 692 00:44:32,426 --> 00:44:36,093 Wow! There are some hot women here tonight. 693 00:44:36,127 --> 00:44:37,501 Oh, here's one. 694 00:44:37,536 --> 00:44:39,293 Hey, how are you doing? What's your name? 695 00:44:40,848 --> 00:44:43,251 - Yeah, I don't think... - Come on, you stay out of the crowd. 696 00:44:43,285 --> 00:44:45,332 Oooh! This is Molly, guys! 697 00:44:45,368 --> 00:44:48,642 Say hi to the crowd. Don't be, don't be shy. Come on. 698 00:44:56,975 --> 00:44:58,130 Fucking... 699 00:45:43,596 --> 00:45:46,081 Alright, this is the Los Angeles police department. 700 00:45:46,115 --> 00:45:48,032 Everybody out of the club. 701 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:51,110 Everybody out of the club! 702 00:45:52,075 --> 00:45:53,942 Come on! 703 00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:05,030 I'm so glad you're a fan. Thank you for not arresting her. 704 00:46:05,075 --> 00:46:07,791 We really appreciate that. And if you could keep it 705 00:46:07,828 --> 00:46:10,513 out of the press, that would be 706 00:46:10,546 --> 00:46:12,632 really great, I think. 707 00:46:18,545 --> 00:46:20,643 Girl, not my party, but good job. 708 00:46:21,865 --> 00:46:22,993 - Did you have fun? - I did. 709 00:46:23,028 --> 00:46:24,081 - Yeah? - Yeah. 710 00:46:24,316 --> 00:46:26,842 I feel like shit. I'm gonna go and 711 00:46:26,886 --> 00:46:29,703 clean up. Do you wanna come over and borrow something to wear? 712 00:46:29,736 --> 00:46:31,413 I'm totally straight. 713 00:46:31,448 --> 00:46:32,840 But you can keep dreaming. 714 00:46:35,245 --> 00:46:36,631 Come here for a second. 715 00:46:37,275 --> 00:46:39,262 Don't flatter yourself. 716 00:46:47,047 --> 00:46:48,690 Maybe, uh... 717 00:46:48,736 --> 00:46:52,080 Maybe we could somewhere else, just, you and me. 718 00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:54,683 You just had a 10,000 dollars ??? 719 00:46:54,725 --> 00:46:56,920 - Cindi! - What? I'm just asking! 720 00:46:56,955 --> 00:46:59,053 Oh, yeah, Porter. You're fucked. Alright? 721 00:46:59,085 --> 00:47:01,743 Fuck you and your rat-infested shithole. Okay? 722 00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:04,350 Yeah, girl. I just named the rats after you. 723 00:47:04,395 --> 00:47:07,301 - Oh, really, you like those rats, huh? - Oh, yeah, girl, I love 'em. 724 00:47:07,337 --> 00:47:09,602 - It's fucking on! - Yeah, it is on, ain't it? 725 00:47:09,646 --> 00:47:12,233 You 'bout to go live with the rats. 726 00:47:12,275 --> 00:47:15,563 All your little friends. Buh-bye! 727 00:47:27,705 --> 00:47:29,432 - "Bondallica" by Bonde Do Role - 728 00:47:33,587 --> 00:47:35,353 I was looking for you. 729 00:47:35,398 --> 00:47:36,760 Come here. 730 00:47:36,806 --> 00:47:38,780 Thanks for taking me out tonight. 731 00:47:48,695 --> 00:47:50,253 I love you. 732 00:47:51,998 --> 00:47:53,600 I love you too. 733 00:48:14,555 --> 00:48:15,513 Cut! 734 00:48:18,995 --> 00:48:20,090 Print! 735 00:48:21,386 --> 00:48:23,563 titelilie www.forom.com 56779

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