All language subtitles for The L Word - 5x05 - Lookin at You, Kid.en

Okay, everyone.
Quick roundtable introduction

and then we'll get on with it.

Hi. My name is Cammie and

I'll be playing Shaun.

What's up everybody?
My name is Susan

and I'll be playing Alysse.

Hi, I'm Lauren. I just took
the most hellish flight to get here.

So I'm very happy to see you all.

I'm playing the role of Helen.

Hello, I'm Isabella.
You can call me Bella.

And I'm playing the role of Bev.

Hi, I'm Gretchen,
and I'll be playing Nina.

Can I just say how excited I am
to be here?

I think we're going to do
some very important work.

Apologies.
I was signing papers on the new loft.

I'm Begonia, playing the predator.

And I'm Cheryl.
I'm playing Kat.

You all just watch out.

- Hi, I'm Marcy. Donna, the socker player.
- Hey all.

Happy to be representing the dudes.

I'm Greg. I'll be playing Jim,
Jessie's fianc�.

Don't think I'm a bitch because
I'm wearing my sunglasses inside. I, uh,

just got my pupils dilated
which is weird.

But, um, anyway, I'm not being weird.
I just have to wear them.

And I'm Niki, playing Jessie.

- Peace.
- I'm Tina,

I'm the producer, I'm also
the vice executive producer

of creative affairs for Shaolin's Pictures.

Welcome.

Hi everyone.
My name is Jennifer Schecter,

and I'm the writer.

And I'm also the director

of "Lez Girls",

and I just wanna say
how thrilled I am,

I really am,
to have all you guys here.

This is the culmination of so many things for me,

so I wanna welcome you guys
to the first table read-through of "Lez Girls"!

- "Something Ain't Right"
by The Staple Singers -

I, uh, I was just having a quick drink.

I had a brutal day at work.

You've been avoiding me.

No, I haven't.

OK, yeah, maybe I have.

I'm sorry.

I just think we should talk about it.
That's all.

Yeah, you're right. Let's talk.

Do you wanna have a drink?

Oh, I'm sorry, I can't right now.
I'm supposed to meet Jodi, but I...

What about tomorrow afternoon?

I can't tomorrow.
I have meetings all day and...

- Right.
- Jenny's having this party tomorrow night

for all the actors.
I've gotta go to that.

I don't wanna make it difficult.
I mean, really, I'm not trying to.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no. Don't

be sorry. You and Jodi

are together.

Okay.

I don't want to get into this whole

fucked-up push-me-pull-me thing
with you.

Let's not get all freaked out and weird
and manipulative about...

Am I being manipulative? Is that...?

No.

Let just talk when we talk.

- Have a good night.
- Yeah, you too.

It's gonna be so insane
at Jenny's party

with the whole cast of "Lez Girls" there.

Really?

Well, it's like that game,

"Who would play you in a movie?".

- Except it's real life.
- Yeah.

I always thought
Parker Posey should play me, but...

I mean...

Beech and I have a strategy session
tomorrow night.

I won't be home until late.

Well, you can come after!

Hey Tash, there's the basketball guy
of the other night on TV.

He's always on TV.

...last year, the reaction from
the sports comunity was mixed.

Today, another NBA player,
Daryl Brewer,

has voiced his disapproval
of the homosexual life style.

John Amaechi recently announced
that he's gay,

becoming the first in the NBA
to come out.

What do you think of his decision
to come out publically as a gay man?

Firstable, I wouldn't want him on my team,
you know?

I don't think that's right.

I don't want any faggots
in the locker room looking at me

or brushing up against me on the court.

I don't like gay people,
so I let it be known.

Oh, my God, you little sneaky fag!
Oh my God, Tasha!

Come here!

You're not gonna believe this.
Hold on. This is crazy.

Okay, ready? Hold on.

...as a gay man?

Firstable, I wouldn't want him on my team,
you know?

I don't think that's right.

I don't want any faggots
in the locker room looking at me

or brushing up against me on the court.

I don't like gay people,
so I let it be known.

That little piece-of-shit poser.

It's one thing
to keep your business to yourself,

but it's another thing
to go spread lies and hatred.

I know! He was, like,
three feet away from me,

- asking me about my shoes.
- Whatever. He'll get his someday.

It's because of people like that that
you have to fight so hard to keep your job.

Wish I could smack the shit
out of that guy and

out his hypocritical ass,
but it ain't gonna happen.

So much for that. You heard it here
from News Life,

we'll continue to bring you
more of this story and fold.

Stay with us.

- "What Is This Feeling"
by The Sessions -

How are you?

Good, good. How are you?

I'm doing well.

I can't complain.

This is looking good. It's good.

Oh, yeah. We've been expanded.

I see you did the

drive-through window. I remember

- Kit was talking about doing that.
- Yeah, yeah; she told Dawn.

Apparently, L.A. lesbians like
to do everything in their car.

That, and they love their cafeine.

Planet coffee?

Come on, that's so tired.

You should try our new blend.

It's so much more flavorful.

- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

Plus, we have

so many other delicacies to offer.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Like what?
- Tarts,

pie,

muffins,

lady fingers... I could go on.

Well then maybe you should think about

giving a sample
so everyone gets a taste.

Yeah.

You know, why don't you...

Why don't you come
over our place this afternoon

and we'll cook you up something special?

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Sure.

I'll be there.

- I'll see you later.
- Yes, you will.

- Have a good day.
- Yeah, you too.

Yeah!

And who was the other girl?

Oh she was the one I met in Cago.

She was so beautiful
and she went to UCSB.

So you know, we did the whole community thing
from L.A. to Santa Barbara for a while,

then it kinda turned into a drag so,

we ended it and
that's when I met the other girl,

Jamie.

Jamie,

that's so ugly.

Jamie was a "boy",

you know. Not a B-O-Y boy,
but a B-O-Y boy.

And she was super adorable and
I actually had so much fun with her,

except for when she was drugged,
because then,

- she was a total AO, right?
- Right.

So anyway, do you have a girlfriend?

- No.
- Why not?

Because I have to be a good girl and
be serious about my work.

What about this one?

No.

Adele, do you like it?

I think you look beautiful.

Don't listen to her.
She wears mom jeans with camel toe.

It's true, Adele.

Listen, you just need to be more
Midwestern and middle of the road.

She really didn't become
fashion forward until she started

this Svengali-like relationship with Karina.

What's this, "Svengali"?

Svengali is a character in a
George du Maurier novel called "Trilby".

And he's a hypnotist, and he meets a

young woman and turned her into a performer

and his muse.

And he became controlling

and she found that
she couldn't perform without him.

Totally sounds like Jamie,

a total AO.

That looks pretty.

Jesus fuck, Adele!

Sorry, sorry,
I didn't mean to scare you.

- You scared the shit out of me, woman.
- I am sorry.

Jenny just gave me the keys
of the house so I can drop this stuff off.

Oh, God, I didn't know you were baking.

I was gonna get some cakes
and sweet Lady Jane.

No, no, no, no. You don't have to.
You don't have to. I'm making

party brownies,
so don't worry about it.

- Party brownies?
- Huh?

What are party brownies?

- Party brownies.
- Ooh... party brownies!

Hi Max. You know,
when I was a kid,

my neighbours had this huge pot farm
in their backyard,

and uh,

my dad was a fireman. So he always tried
to call the cops on, but,

I don't know, I think that the chef
must have been a pothead because...

I thought you said
your dad was a traveling salesman.

Yeah, he was. He just, um...

he just volunteered for
the fire department on the weekends.

Oh, okay.

Anybody need anything from the grocery store?
I'm gonna go get the food.

- No, I'm fine. Thanks.
- Yeah?

Knock, knock.

Hey, come here!

- Yes, I will. Hi.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good.

Good. Nice to see you.

- How's it going?
- Good. How are you?

How's Jenny's indentured servant
working out there?

I gotta say, I think she's kinda cute.

- I know, in a nerdy kind of way!
- What? Yes.

- Yes, I think so too.
- She's really hot.

I think there's something kinda off
about her, maybe.

- Really? Like what?
- Like she's not exactly

who she pretends to be.

You're one to talk, there, Max.

You know what? Fuck off!

So, what do you want me to work on?

You just fucked up.

Major project.

Okay, and you don't have any program
to make my boobs look smaller?

No.

- Okay, go. One last time.
- Okay, here it is.

Hi, this is Alice Pieszecki, and

this is a very very special edition
of Alice in Lesboland.

I've got a little beef
that I need to talk to you about.

I was invited to a party over the weekend.

I was very excited.
I was all dressed up.

Um, and,

I met a fabulous, super nice,

flaming homosexual man,

named Daryl Brewer.
Ring a bell?

I guess he's a big sport somebody.

I don't know... ball.
Don't ask me.

So, even I wasn't supposed to,
I took this,

this little video of him.
You can roll that.

Okay. So you can imagine...

It gets me everytime.

???

...on TV,

saying this

on the national news.
Roll it.

I don't want any faggots
in the locker room looking at me

or brushing up against me on the court.

I don't like gay people,
so I let it be known.

Alright. I'm letting it be known,

Mister Brewer,

- that you're a homo...
- Yes.

- ...and a hypocrite.
- Yes, you are.

- I love that part.
- And I'm Alice Pieszecki,

and this is Alice in Lesboland,
and I'm out.

- So you're sure you want to do this.
- Oh, my God, put it up.

Let's go.

- Launch it! What do you do?
- Okay,

just upload.

Alright. There it goes.

- "Horny Pony" by Spectrum -

- Hello?
- Hey.

Hey, come on up.

Hello?

- "Horny BV by Jaymes Bullet -

You like what you see?

Nice shoes.

How are you?

- I'm good.
- Yeah?

Where's Dawn?

I hope you don't mind, but I

kind of want you all to myself.

But I thought you did everything together,

right?

Isn't that what you said?

Don't worry about it.

She'll be fine. Really.

Look, we're in a really open relationship.
Okay?

Yeah, but

if I recall, I think
Dawn was pretty clear on the rules, right?

So, do me a favor,
call her.

Get her over here,

then we can all bring sexy back together.

She's at work.

Cindi, I don't want drama. So,

please, in the spirit of full disclosure,

- would you please...
- What?

- Get her on the phone.
- What's the deal, huh?

- You mean you like her better than me? Is that it?
- No! No, no, no.

- No, I love...
- So what?

- You made the rules, I didn't.
- So kiss me.

I can't.

Alright.
Do you wanna fuck me or not?

Come on.

Hey Kit, did you know
that those SheBar girls

were serving breakfeast and coffee
down the street?

What? I thought they two of them said
they were just gonna do nightlife.

Well, apparently nightlife
is now on the day

and then involves bagels and lattes.

And yeah, they had a drive-through window.

- Are you kidding me, girl?
- No!

That was my idea!

I told that Dawn Dembo

that I was thinking about having
one of those things put in.

- Really?
- Yep...

Hey Max. What's up?

Really?

Okay thanks.
Hey Kit, can I use your TV?

- Can I?
- Yeah.

Channel 11.

And here he is, Daryl Brewer,
in front of his Michigan home.

I can only apologize to my family
and friends and team mates,

and ask for the Lord's forgiveness.

I'm going to take this time
to be with my love ones,

and seek the help that I need.

Thank you for your time.

- Oh my God!
- A journalist,

Alice Piezeki...

Oh! They know my name!

- on the gay website OurChart...
- Oh my God!

Oh look at you! Look at you! That's you!
Look at your hair. You look you.

The story has received national attention.

- Oh my God!
- The clip was quickly uploaded onto You-Tube

where it had an estimated
500,000 hits

the first two hours after it was posted.

No comment on Brewer on the identity
of the man he was kissing.

I can't believe that damn Brewer is gay!

- Oh my God! I've like 500 new messages!
- What?

Whatever you do, move the create shot
to the beginning of the day.

Oh yeah, and you know what?

Jenny still hasn't met
with the production designer.

We really need that to happen, okay?

- And could you be there to take note?
- Tina! Tina, Tina.

Tina, guess who had the most
amazing idea.

Guess who should be in the movie.
Sounder II!

He's so cute. He's perfect.

- Totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You're perfect.

You know, Jenny, dogs
can be really difficult for a production.

They can make you go a lot longer,
and cost a lot more,

and they have specially trained
camera-ready dogs anyway

when they do use the dogs and
I don't know if Sounder is ready for that.

Well, he thinks he's ready for it.

So, I'm gonna get Sally
to get him his temporary working papers.

- Yes, Sally will love it.
- Oh, totally.

- It's a good idea.
- Sally has like 10 dogs.

- Did you meet Sally?
- Yes!

Well, at least the two of them
are getting along.

How did that happen?

We have Adele to thank for that.

Really?

How did you do it?
Jenny hated her.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't, really,
I didn't do anything. I just,

I knew that Jenny knew how much
Niki wanted the role

that it came out of personnal conviction,
because she relates some...

You saved the picture, kid.

Adele, can I talk to you
for a second?

Firstable I just,

I wanna tell you how much I appreciate
what you did

for finessing the situation
with Jenny and Niki.

It took a lot of initiative and uh...

God! I just think you could be
a great asset to production. I do.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

I just um...

I just wanna contribute
in any way that I can.

Well, that's great because

you know,
it's Jenny's first time director and

sometimes, first time directors,
they can get distracted

or caught up in the wrong things and

it would be great if you could just
keep me apprised of anything

that you might think might be an issue
for production.

Do you...
do you mean you want me to spy?

Oh, no no no, no no.

I wouldn't want you
to betray any confidences.

Just

give me a heads-up if you see
any potential problems.

That's all. For Jenny's benefit.

- Okay. Yeah. Absolutely.
- Yeah.

- Just for Jenny.
- Yeah, I'm here to help. So...

- that's great.
- Great.

- I'm counting on you.
- Thanks.

This is Tasha Williams.
Leave a message.

Hey Tash, it's me. Hi!

I really,
I've been trying to reach you all day

and I really, really need
to talk to you because

I am being asked to go on Crossfireball or,
I don't know, whatever,

and I posted that video of that guy Brewer,

and, um, yeah,
it went viral, and it's crazy, and

all these news organizations
want to talk to me, so

I need to talk to you,

because I need to know

what you want me to say. Okay?
It's important to me.

So please call me back.
We're gonna get those fuckers. Whoo!

Okay, I love you. Call me. Bye.

Yes, I am professional.
Yes. Okay.

Hi, it's me.

I just wanted to double-check

that you'll be able to take Angelica
the weekend of the 4th.

I think I might have to,

I might have to go to town.

I don't have my book in front of me,
but I'm sure

it will be fine.

Okay. Great.

Is that it?

Yeah.

No. Well... I don't know.
It's not a big deal.

It's not a big deal. I just...

I just don't know what to do.

But I know you're busy.

- No, no, no. What...?
- Nevermind. It's okay.

What is it?

Well, there's this

major controversy brewing here
because Jodi

let one of her student perform
this particularly provocative art piece

and now the Board of Trustees
is completely up in arms

and Jodi wants to talk to them,
but I think it's a terrible idea because

she's bound to tell them all
what a bunch of ass holes they are.

And I just believe that
if she starts talking to them

it's gonna exacerbate the whole situation

- and really they're gunning for her.
- Let her speak for herself.

Jodi's a very capable person.

And very hot-tempered.

Yeah. Look, I know
you want to fix everything, okay?

But you just have to let her

fail or succeed

all on her own, okay?

Otherwise it's just

a disaster.

For both of you.

So you're saying
that I should stay out of it?

Yeah. Ah...

support her, advise her, but otherwise,

let her deal with it herself.

Okay. I'm sorry to talk your ear off.

I just need somebody to talk to.

You know what?
It's fine.

Look, I gotta go. I have a meeting.

Right, right. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, okay.

Bye.

Bye.

- "Sweet Things You Do"
by Mavis Staples -

I can't wait for you
to meet the actress playing Shaun.

Is she 10?

Okay, here's all the extension cords
I have.

Good.
Adele's just outback.

In the front, putting up the lights.

Hey Jenny,

how's everything
working out with her anyway?

Great. She's so good.

I mean, I just don't

imagine what life
would have been like without her.

I just have to say, you know,

something wasn't quite
sitting right with me about her, so I uh...

I did a little background check on her.

Okay. So?

Remember how she said her mom
was hospitalized from 86 to 92?

And that her dad was a traveling salesman?

Well, okay. She said
he was out on the road the whole time

- she was at the hosital, right?
- Yeah.

Then she said he hurt his back
in a factory accident.

I don't get it.

I don't need to know

this shit.
before festivities begin.

I gotta say I like her though.

I think she's a sweetheart.

Yeah, I know. It's just,

I checked out her story a little bit.

And um... the hospital
she said her mom was in

from 86 to 92?

The Bird Well Sanitarium?
It closed in 87.

Well, I'm gonna assume that's because

it was a troubling time in her life
and her memories are not that clear on it.

- Yeah, Max.
- Maybe.

- Adele!
- Maybe.

- Adele, come here!
- Jenny, don't tell her.

- Shut up.
- Don't. Come on!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What is it?

Max thinks that there's something
very suspicious about you

because he said that the sanitarium
that you said your mother was in,

well, he said it's actually closed. So...

Adele, it's not like I was
checking up on you or anything. It's just

I was researching something for Alice
and I ran across this thing

and I just,
I wanted to clear the area, you know?

Yeah, that's totally fine.

I mean, I get why
it would be confusing.

- "Roc Ya Body" by Ping Pong Bitches -

My mom was, she was at Bird Well, but she...

When she tried to...

I'm sorry.

She...

We had to take her
to a high security institution

down to Winter Park.

So, I don't know. Maybe Bird Well
closed down after that. I don't know.

I'm gonna go finish.

Just go finish hanging the lights.

Now that was some good thinkin'.

Okay everybody silent.
We're back in 5,

4,

3,

2,

Miss Pieszecki, why did you feel compelled

to post the footage you shot
of Daryl Brewer on the internet?

Originally, I didn't, uh,

videotape him with the intention
of outing him.

- It was more personnal...
- That's hard to believe

that you weren't seeking notoriety
by filming him

and then posting the footage
on your website.

No, I... No.

I just thought it was very mean
what he said about gay people.

But that's freedom of speech.

That's his prerogative,
to say whatever he wants to.

But it's a violation of his privacy

if you're going to videotape him
when he doesn't think he's being watched,

and then have it put up on
the world wide web.

No, I...
I didn't think it would get so big.

You never thought it would get so big?
You're an internet journalist

and you didn't realize the power of the net?

Come on. I mean, these things go viral

in an instant. It destroys careers.

Imus, Isaiah Washington...

You know, the list goes on.

- Yeah, it wasn't like that.
- Do you regret what you did, Miss Pieszecki?

Do you care that you might have destroyed
this man's family?

- I don't buy it.
- Wait a minute.

Why should I feel bad for hurting this guy?

I mean, when he's hurting me
and millions of other gay people

- by saying such hateful comments?
- Yeah, but the bottom line is

- I think you're just seeking...
- Listen, he started this

- by saying awful things in the first place.
- So you're going to take it upon yourself

- to then go after every single person...
- No, I'm talking. I'm not finished. Listen.

Gay people are bashed and harrassed

and killed every day.
And then you've got this guy

who's gay himself,

and he's saying this garbage?

It's disgusting!

I totally respect someone's choice
to stay in the closet. I do.

If that's what they want to do,
I get it.

But I don't think it's okay

to kiss your boyfriend one day

and then go out
and trash gay people the next.

Especially if you're a public figure
and you have people looking up to you.

No, I don't feel bad.

I do not feel bad about what I did.

Well, she's a got a good point pad.

I'd like to actually go back
to what we spoke about earlier

if we could.

- I have an idea.
- Yeah?

Yeah.

Why don't we just skip the party?

You just don't want to give Jenny
the satisfaction.

No, that's not it.

I'm letting that go.

Jenny can do whatever she wants
with her silly movie.

I'm completely detached from the notion
that it has anything to do with my life.

It is fiction.

Fiction.

I'd rather stay here with you.

And baby-sit you.

With all this non-sense at work,

I think we need to reconnect.

- "I Mean Wow"
by Imitation Electric Piano -

- Hey!
- Yeah?

I want to dance.

- You wanna dance?
- Yep!

Oh Christ!

Let's go to the party
for a little while.

And then we're gonna come home

and connect.

I wanna change my clothes.

- "Kiss Me Deadly" by Lita Ford -

How are you?

- This is for you.
- Oh, that party's starting to hit!

Thank you. Come to the back,

I wanna show you the fucking house.
You're gonna like it.

Thank you.

So you're playing Shaun?

Yeah.

Good. Congratulations.

Thanks.

You know, I'm...

not gay.

Okay.

I have a boyfriend. So...

Good for you.

I just play gay.

Right.

Gay for pay.

That's cute.

Excuse me.

Hi!

- Congratulations.
- Thank you very much.

Do you guys want something to drink?

Jodi, do you want a drink?

Adele! Make them something great.

- Thank you.
- Bye!

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

- "Lights Go Out" by Client -

Oh my God. Oh my God! Hi!

How are you?
It's so nice to see you.

You have to meet Alysse.

Look!

- Is this?
- Yes!

- I've gotta go!
- Wow!

- Hi, I'm, I'm Susan.
- Uh, Alice.

- Playing Alysse by Alice!
- Wow!

- You? Really?
- Yeah!

- God! Oh, Alysse. How are you doing?
- Good.

- I don't see it.
- I know!

- You know?
- I know I could change hair.

No, no, no, it's just I have some ideas

I was actually gonna get

in touch with you through Jenny.
I,

I don't know if

- you're open to it or...
- Totally open.

- Okay, yeah.
- I'm like a wide open clam here.

Thanks for

talking to me earlier today.

It's fine.

That's fine.

I mean, it was awkward
and I just felt

- really, really stupid.
- No, no.

Isabella, good to see you.
Yeah, thanks for coming.

Isabella Perkin, this is Bette Porter.

It's really nice to meet you.
I'm such a fan of your work.

Oh my God! Bette?

I should have recognized you from your photos.
I've been researching you online.

It's so wonderful to meet you.

You've been researching me?

Isabella is playing Bev in "Lez Girls".

Wow. Oh, God.

I mean, I knew that you were

in the movie; I just,

I just didn't realize that you were going
to be playing Jenny's warped

interpretation of me.

It must be difficult for you,

to have
your life and relationships examined.

No, it's fine. It's fiction, right?
I mean, it's fiction.

- It's fiction.
- It's fiction.

It's so important for act
to get to the truth.

I was hoping you could help me
with my wise.

Your wise?

I can see you are an

incredibly passionate
and accomplished woman.

You know, you've worked hard
to get where you are.

You know, you're bold
and uncompromizing and your,

your vision and your approach to life?

You got a great marriage
to a kind and generous partner.

You know what, Bella?
I don't know if the party

- is the place to really, you know talk...
- Something's wrong.

Why?

I mean, what is it in Bev that

seeks to sabotage
everything she's built?

Why did she cheat with the plumber?

Does she seriously think that
Jenny's idiotic drivel

is reflective of me and my life, at all?

I can't answer your fuckin' "whys".
You know why? Because it's not me.

It's not me. And,
apart from anything else,

I am frankly

fucking flabbergasted. I am flabbergasted
that she cast such

a white actress. She's white.

Okay?
Was Mary Fuckin' Poppins not available?

I mean, really, what the fuck
can she possibly know

about my life?
What can she know?

Is she black?

- "Spoon Me" by Ohm -

Thank you.
Bette, can I just...?

Excuse me.

I'm so sorry. I had no idea

that Isabella would blindside like that.

You know what? The thing is,

she's not wrong.

I still don't have any answers
to any of her "whys".

I don't.

What happened the other night...

it was a mistake.

Okay? It just,
It shouldn't have happened.

I know, I know, and

we just got caught up

- in a moment.
- Yes.

- It's just not gonna happen again.
- No. No.

Of course not.

Are you...

are you sorry that it did?

Yes, I am.

Are you in love with Jodi?

Yes, I am.

I already tried to get Tasha on the phone
so I can tell her about all.

I can't get her on her cellphone,

- I can't get her on the phone!
- Hey, you want one?

Oh, I'm good, thanks.

Hey, listen! They're not gay, I promise.

Oh, my God, what if they were gay!

What if the brownies were gay?!

They'll all be fucking each other!

- "I Want You Back" by Jackson 5 -

Hey, Shane!

Yeah, yeah. How are you doing?

- Cindi?
- Cindi, no.

- That's Cindi.
- I'm fucking Dawn Dembo.

- And it's my lover, Cindi.
- Oh, that's Cindi.

Yeah, I'm talking to you.
And I'm telling you

you've gone and messed the wrong...
But don't look at her!

You messed with the wrong bitch, bitch!

You fucking come into my house
and fuck my beautiful girlfriend

- without event the courtesy of inviting me?
- Cindi, you said it was okay!

- Let just go, let just go.
- You know what? Stop. Seriously,

you've gone this close, seriously.

You said that was fine.
You said it was...

What the fuck?!
You expect me to believe that?

- Tell her!
- That my baby...? No, no, no.

You think I'm an idiot?
Does it look like I was born yesterday?

What do you think?

Oh, motherfucker. Okay.

That's funny. No, that is.

You know what I'm gonna do?

Babe, just for you.

You know what I'm gonna do?
I am going to fucking ruin you.

Okay? And every one of
your smug-ass motherfucking friends.

And you, I don't even know you,
but you're going down too.

- How about that?
- Me?

Yeah! Yeah.

And your stupid-ass fucking Planet?

It's done. All right? It's all done.
Yeah!

Oh, then go ahead smart ass!
Let me tell you one more thing.

You know what? Keep these skinny
fucking hands of yours yourself. Alright?

It's on. Alright?

It's fucking on!

Cindi!

I'm so sorry.

Hey, really good time with you over there.

- Turn the music back on!
- What was that?

They're the two girls that own SheBar.

Oh my God!

- "Surrender" by theSTART -

I don't get that. Like, I mean...
Okay. I know

that they're on the couch,
and they're like having this like

intense conversation about books and

- and all that. But...
- Yeah. What?

I mean, then they just go to the bathroom
so suddenly?

Totally!

- Come on, it's so cheesy!
- Oh my God!

Fuck off! No!

Yes, it is. It's like Cinemax or...

- Cinemax...!
- No, it's just...

It's true. Oh my God!

I just had the most awesome idea.
Okay,

you've gotta go over there.
Go over there.

- Right here?
- Yeah, yeah. Okay, get here!

We're gonna fucking workshop the scene!

Just put your hands over your face,
okay? You've gotta e seirous.

Okay. You are Jessie. Take
the hands off your face and transform.

Go for it! Go!

No, come on! Can be Jessie,
be serious.

You have just met

the most

alluring...

Okay, come on! Just be serious!

Okay, so look I'm gonna...
Yeah, be serious.

- Okay, Karina and Jessie...
- So, like,

You're sitting across from this woman,

and she's, like, the most alluring,

intoxicating woman

of your whole life.

She's, like, talking about, like, fuckin'

"Silver Water",
and like you're just going insane,

and your, like, heart is, like,
in your throat,

and then you remember

that you have this man

named Jim,

who likes to swim.

And you're just like,

- "What am I gonna do"?
- Don't!

- Okay, but you do last as well.
- Wait.

- Okay. Who...
- Two emotions. What?

- Who you're gonna be?
- Okay, I'm gonna be,

wait. Oh my God!
Let me check.

Okay, Karina and Jessie...

Karina...

I have to pie.

And she comes into the bathroom.

And she's looking at you,

and then

she takes you
and she turns you around,

she pushes you

against the wall.

And then she kisses you.

See, now you have to go.

Or,

Jessie stays.

- "Ciao Baby" by theSTART -

Niki stays.

- "Goodbye" by Asobi Seksu -

- Uh, no, no, no, no!
- Who's there?

Who is that?

Where's the lock?

Where's my...?

There's no lock.

You can't take it off?

Please, take it off!

Take it off!

Your shoes are ???

Fuck you!

I totally have these shoes.

You do?

They're my Daisy Dukes.

We're going to fuck in a closet.

The irony hasn't escaped me.

Shut up!

- You know what?
- I used to fuck in this pool.

Fuck it.

- Who cares.
- Oh yeah.

- This used to be my pool.
- What?

It used to be my pool!

You guys, I think I lost my buzz.

I'm going to go get another pot brownie.

I'd like to make a noise complaint.

My next door neighbour.

Oh my God, baby! Where have you been?
I've been trying to call you all day!

Why would you do that?

- Do what?
- Out that guy like that.

You turned his whole fuckin' life
upside down.

- I did that for you!
- What are you...

- what are you talking about?
- You said

"I hope that guy gets what's coming to him",

- so I gave it to him.
- Yeah,

but it's not your job
to put his business out there like that.

Who are you to judge that man's life?

You don't know what he's going through
or what his circumstances are.

What's the difference between you outing him
and the military outing me?

- Oh, my God, that's so different!
- No, it's not different!

And then you do it
on national fucking television!

I tried to call you all day

- to see if that was alright.
- How can that be alright?!

That's... that's our problem.
You never think.

I am so fucking sick
of you talking to me like that.

No seriously, doll!
When this is gonna stop?!

And now you're doing TV interviews,

and you've got newspapers calling,

- and you like the big deal all of a sudden.
- What?

Did you ever think that this might not be

the most discreet thing to do
while I'm prepping for my hearing?

- You know that they're watching me!
- You are such a fucking hypocrite!

You say you don't want what
you're going through to change my life,

and then the second I do something
that I want to do,

- you get mad at me?!
- You're not getting my point.

You know what?
We're just thinking differently.

Why is my life supposed to stop because
you wanna live in a fucking closet?

I did not sign up for that bullshit.
You did.

I am allowed to say what I want
and do what I want

and fucking out who I want

and love who I want, because I live
in the goddamn U.S. of fucking A.

And I'm the one out there fighting
for your right to be ignorant.

- I can't even be around you.
- I can't be around you.

Fuck you!

- "All The Girls Get Together and Rule"
by Costanza -

I don't think you should drive.

No, no, no.
I'm just gonna call a cab.

Oh shit!

I don't think you should drive.

No, I'm not driving.

I"m not driving!

- No, no, you could sleep on the sofa.
- I was calling a cab.

- No, no. I'm calling a cab.
- Yes, yes. Let's go. Let's go.

No, Jodi you're crazy.
I'm gonna call a cab.

I promise you, Jodi,
I was calling a cab.

No, no, I'm not gonna stay here.

- I'm gonna go.
- Let me get you some water first.

Water, water.

- Sit down, sit down.
- I can't stay here.

- Did you know I used to live here?
- Wait, okay?

Jesus! That party was like
the ninth circle of fucking hell.

So, that woman ever let you go?

Look, I had a great time.

Tina got really drunk.

- "White Laughter"
by The Heart Throbs -

I couldn't let her drive.

I'm gonna get her a pillow.

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