Original subtitles

Both When You Feel like Fapping and When You Are Fucking Both When You Feel like Fapping and When You Are Fucking Both When You Feel like Fapping and When You Are Fucking First Volume First Volume

You're so hard despite how cold it is out here.

We'll warm you up now, okay?

Your cock is as hard as a rock!

We'll make you feel good.

It's twitching. How cute...

Hey, whose mouth do you want to dump it into?

I'm gonna swallow it, by the way.

Well, I mean... I-I'm already...

Oh, gosh... That was too quick, mister...

If that's how it is...

...I'm gonna swallow it in my mouth this time.

Just how on earth did I end up in this situation?

m 0 0 l 78 0 78 230 0 230 Several Minutes Ago

Extreme cold... Darkness... Solitude...

Such is the fate of a hot spring journalist...

I have gone through it many times, but this one is particularly tough.

Hmm? It smells like sulfur...

I found it! Records of this place had been lost since the fall of the shogunate!

It's the elusive "Orchid-Scented Hot Spring"!

Ohh... This is fantastic!

The freedom and solitude amidst a mountain with free-flowing water...

This is the true charm of secret hot springs.

Oops... I should write a report before I forget...

This place will have a featured article in the next "Walker".

Huh? Is that an earlier guest?

It's a guy, and he's even my type of man!

Good evening!

Oh shit! Was this a mixed bath!?

That's not it! What's happening here?

Somebody is deep within the mountain, and women?

We'll help ourselves in!

Please excuse us.

The spring is wide but they both sat beside me!

Before that, I need to cover my front...

This is bad... I feel oddly tense that I can't move...

Umm... Mister...

Could it be that this is your first time here?

Huh? Yes...

How about you two? How did you find this place?

Umm, we just walked here

through a mountain trail.

They just walked through the mountain?

Maybe they were also searching for this legendary hot spring.

This feels good!

But no matter how I look, their bodies don't seem to be suited for mountain climbing...

You're right. It feels like the water has rounded pins...

Oh, mister!

You keep stealing a glance sidewards. Are you nervous by any chance?

No... It's more like tense or uneasy...

You act like a virgin. That's kinda cute!

This all doesn't make sense somehow...

Maybe these girls are locals...

Maybe this hot spring is well-known only within themselves...

Whoa... This is amazing! Are you building up your arm muscles?

But still, they're too upfront!

Me too, then!

That's not my arm!

Whoa! He's already this big!

No way, we were only touching his arms... How naughty!

No, this was because of fatigue from traveling!

This is bad! If this goes on,

I'll break the ultimate taboo in public baths!

You don't have to hide it.

We already have each other's consent after coming this far.

Shall we start now?

Huh? What do you mean?

H-Huuuh!?

Wait... We can't do this in the bath...

Why did she start doing this!?

It might be too late to ask, but what's happening? Or rather, this is bad...

The load I've accumulated for days is gonna...

Ahah... Wow...

Did you save it all up for tonight?

You're still this hard, though...

Umm, will you please have sex with me?

Uhh...

Please excuse me...

No, wait... Doing it without a rubber would be...

It's thick...

This feels so incredible!

My hips won't stop...

Pay attention to my boobs too, mister...

I'm sorry! I'm about to come already!

There's so much inside me...

I'm glad that I made you come.

I can't believe such a heavenly secret hot spring exists...

What if...

...I'm still walking in a snowy mountain and hallucinating from the dire situation I'm in?

Hey, I've been feeling chilly here by myself since earlier.

You're gonna warm me up, won't you?

No, even if this is just an illusion...

My boobs too...

This mixed bath is too amazing!

I wish...

...that this hallucination lasts forever.

Hey, mister!

Whoa...

Gosh... You fainted in the bath!

Are you alright?

I'm sorry. I went a little bit overboard...

I learned later that the secret hot spring we're in earlier

was just the inn's nearby outdoor bath.

It is known as a place where you can do good stuff with the opposite sex of your choice.

Jeez... That was astonishing to hear as a hot spring journalist.

So, mister... If you feel okay now...

You can keep going, right?

However, maybe I can put this inn as well into my next featured article.

Congratulations!

Congratz on your marriage!

Thank you.

I'm really happy for you!

m 0 0 l 500 0 500 93 0 93 Engagement Ceremony In The Middle of Honeymoon

A resignation for marriage...

Yeah...

Chief Kario!

Thank you for taking care of me!

I promise that I'll be there when your wedding comes!

Okay! Live a happy married life!

You're finally getting married!

Have a happy marriage!

Thank you!

We have a celebrity wedding spree this month! m 0 0 l 250 0 250 58 0 58 Wedding Spree!!

We're teeming with happy news!

m 0 0 l 500 0 500 93 0 93 A Trip Around the World! Honeymoon for Two ♥

Now that I think about it, I only lived a career-focused life.

I lived thirty-two years of my life having no time to even spare

for romance, socializing with men, and enjoying myself as a woman.

Will the day when I shed lovely tears like those ever come?

I'll live my life to the fullest!

No, that won't be possible... That's because...

This stingray fin and lukewarm sake taste so good!

Kario-san.

J-Jodou-kun... Why are you here?

I've been looking for you after work.

You did a great job on the project.

One of the team members had to resign for marriage,

but it all ended up well due to your skills.

Oh, that's because you were there.

You did a lot of things like correcting any mistakes before I notice them...

Let me pour you a drink.

By the way, you seem to be crying earlier.

Oh no... Umm... I just got something in my eyes...

Let me pour you a drink.

That's why my eyes were teary...

Let me pour you a drink.

m 0 0 l 450 0 450 150 0 150 Five Minutes Later

Everyone around me got married!

I wanna find happiness too!

I want to at least get a boyfriend!

I know that it's impossible, though!

Impossible?

Well, I'm already thirty-one.

You're thirty-two, right?

Sorry, I subconsciously lied about my age.

No man will take a thirty-two years old leftover woman like me.

That doesn't matter.

Someone who loves you might just be closer than you think.

Thanks for cheering me up.

m 0 0 l 310 0 310 58 0 58 Takadanobaba Station

We missed the last train.

Oh, no... I'm not implying anything!

Female bosses say that to drag men under them to a love hotel, but that's not what I'm...

I don't mind it at all even if that's the case.

Huh?

Huh!?

What kind of situation did I get myself into!?

Kario-san...

J-Jodou-kun?

Kario-san... I've been adoring you all the time.

How dignified you are at work, compassionate and tolerant to your subordinates...

And most of all, that beauty of yours...

I'm sorry for using such an underhanded way, getting you drunk to take you to a hotel.

But there's no way I'll let this chance pass.

I can't hold back any longer. I'll force myself on you.

Very upfront!

W-Wait a second!

Umm, how do you feel about me?

I love you.

But I'm older...

I love older women.

This would be my first time, so...

So am I.

Please tell me. Am I not up to your standards?

P-Please be gentle...

No way... Not the tip...

You have such a lovely voice, Orika-san.

Jodou-kun, please give me a moment.

You are beautiful, Orika-san.

Alright, I'm gonna put it in.

It went inside. Does it hurt?

No, I'm fine.

Do it slowly...

I'm sorry... I'm gonna go a bit faster.

Orika-san... I-I'm already...

Yes, do it inside me just like that!

I know it's rude of me to ask after we did it...

But if it's alright with you, will you go out with me?

Huh!?

Someone who loves you might just be closer than you think.

Oh no... He's so cool... I love him!

I never thought I'll ever feel this way at this age.

Oops... I forgot about it.

It's already past 12 AM, but...

Happy thirty-third birthday.

Don't make me remember it!

But thank you!

A SakuraCircle Project / Translated by: Tennouji