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Aww. 10 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,456 Hey. 11 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,708 - What up with the elevator? - SPENCER: I don't know. 12 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,668 It keeps breaking and getting stuck like this. 13 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,838 - - Come on in. 14 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,882 - All right, who's ready to do a web show? 15 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:52,135 - Hi, Freddie. - Hey, Spencer. 16 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:55,388 - The elevator keeps getting stuck. 17 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:56,890 - Ah. 18 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:58,892 Ooh, are those cashews? I love cashews. 19 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:00,351 - Why does your voice sound deeper? 20 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,436 - I don't know. Puberty? 21 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,064 - Should I, like, call for help or something? 22 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,816 - SPENCER: Nah. I think I can get out. 23 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,943 The problem is this machine. 24 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:12,071 - What machine? - It's a smoker. 25 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,281 - A smoker? - SPENCER: Yeah. 26 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:14,991 You know, how sometimes when you go to concerts 27 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:17,076 and they have smoke all over the stage? 28 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,245 Well, my buddy Jeff is in a band and they needed one, 29 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,748 so I borrowed this smoker from Socko. 30 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:24,334 I can almost fit it through here. 31 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,836 Come on, you smoker! 32 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,047 - Hey, we got to start "iCarly" in 10 minutes. 33 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,423 - Where's your tech wizard friend? 34 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,842 - Yeah, where's your nerd? - He'll be here in a sec. 35 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,594 And he's not a nerd. - But I thought you said 36 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:35,929 you know him from the AV Club. - Yes, so? 37 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:37,138 Just 'cause we're in the AV Club, 38 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,432 that automatically makes us nerds? 39 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,440 - SPENCER: Aah! 40 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:50,902 Stupid smoker machine. Come on. 41 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:52,946 - You sure you don't want me to call for help? 42 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:56,866 - SPENCER: Yes. Oh, no. 43 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,869 Wait. Wait. 44 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,917 Call for help. 45 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:12,298 - FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two-- 46 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,634 - ♪ 47 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:19,430 CARLY: ♪ I know you see somehow the world will change for me ♪ 48 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:22,267 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 49 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,062 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 50 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:28,439 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 51 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:32,151 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 52 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,948 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 53 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,950 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 54 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:42,954 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 55 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:44,706 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 56 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,792 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 57 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,461 ♪ And it's time to see the brighter side...♪ 58 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,590 ♪ ...of every situation ♪ 59 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,216 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 60 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,845 ♪ So give your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 61 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,014 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 62 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:02,015 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 63 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,683 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 64 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:06,895 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 65 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,568 - ♪ 66 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:18,364 - In five, four, three, two-- 67 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,199 - I'm Sam. - Carly here. 68 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,868 - And this is "iCarly." 69 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:24,037 - To start the show, Sam and I will now speed walk 70 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,456 in a circle for no apparent reason. 71 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:30,710 - 72 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,211 - 73 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,005 - 74 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:36,758 - SAM: And now-- - Hula time. 75 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:40,219 ♪ Hula, hula, hula, hula ♪ 76 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:43,389 ♪ Hula, hula, hula, hula, hula, hula, hula, hula ♪ 77 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,974 - 78 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,769 - Come in. 79 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,687 - Ah, hello. - SPENCER: Who's there? 80 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,899 - Uh...I'm Shane. - Freddie's nerd friend? 81 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:55,985 - Um...uh...I guess. - Over here. 82 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,239 Hey, the elevator's stuck. 83 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,116 - Sorry. Listen, I'm really late. I need-- 84 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,576 - Yeah. Freddie's upstairs doing the show 85 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,703 with Carly and Sam right now, you can just take the stairs. 86 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,038 - Thanks. 87 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:09,040 - Wait, you're not a nerd. You're kind of handsome. 88 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,043 - Thanks. 89 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,588 - Next, Sam and I will stuff blueberries 90 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,215 up our noses. 91 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,760 - Zoom in on this, Fredward. 92 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,808 - Yeah. This is classic stuff. 93 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:32,522 And now, I will hula dance like an idiot while Sam plays... 94 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,400 - The trombone, baby. 95 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:45,368 - ♪ 96 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:56,337 - ♪ 97 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,134 - 98 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,642 - Okay, on a live web show like "iCarly"-- 99 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,227 - You never know what might happen. 100 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,438 - Like a friend of Freddie's just walked in. 101 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:14,480 - He's brand-new at our school. 102 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,149 - And he's gonna help us show you guys 103 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:18,901 a super cool experiment. - With magnetism. 104 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,236 - So let's meet Freddie's nice friend. 105 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:21,946 - Yes, let's meet him immediately. 106 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:23,948 - Come on, don't be shy. 107 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,908 - Yeah, come here, whatever your name is. 108 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:29,328 - His name's Shane. - Shane. 109 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,664 - Hi, Shane. - Hi. 110 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,332 - So you're in the AV Club with Freddie? 111 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,335 - Oh, yeah. Sure am. - Oh, wow. That's so awesome. 112 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,504 - And what's cooler than a guy in the AV Club? 113 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,173 - Nothing. 114 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:46,429 - Guys. Guys, the web show? 115 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,014 - Oh, right. 116 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:51,059 Up--coming up soon, Shane's gonna help Sam and me 117 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:55,438 show you guys a little-- - Fun with magnetism! 118 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,316 - Magnets. Magnets. 119 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:00,485 - Magnets. Magnets. 120 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,821 - And now, as you can see, Shane is attaching 121 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,115 magnetic cuffs to our wrists. 122 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,868 - And the wires from the cuffs lead to a device called... 123 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:10,995 - Tell them, Shane. 124 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:14,832 - Magno-static multi-pulse flux generator. 125 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:18,127 - Cool. - You're so smart. 126 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:23,841 - Now, I will put one foot into a bucket of vinegar. 127 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:27,136 Hmm. Yes. 128 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,598 - And I will put my foot into a bucket of goat's milk. 129 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,601 - Power it up. - SHANE: Powering up. 130 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:38,981 - And now, watch what happens when we touch our tongues 131 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,984 to each end of this crystal rod. 132 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,989 - Isn't this cool. 133 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:51,244 - BOTH: Ta-da! 134 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:54,914 - ♪ 135 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:56,374 - Hey. Either of you guys seen Shane? 136 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,000 - No, why? Is he coming by here? 137 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,710 - What time? - Well, calm down. 138 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,129 I was just wondering if you saw him. 139 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,922 I needed to give him back his flash drive. 140 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,174 - Let me do it! - Okay! I'll handle it. 141 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:07,552 Crazies. 142 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,683 - So, you kind of like Shane, right? 143 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,518 - Yeah. 144 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:21,023 Um, do you think it'd be crazy if I ask him out? 145 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,109 - Um, well, no. 146 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:24,318 It's just that-- - What? 147 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,987 You think he'd think I was being too pushy, 148 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,030 too desperate? - No. 149 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,699 - Well, tell me what you're thinking. 150 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:34,537 - I was thinking about asking him out. 151 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,247 - Oh. 152 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:42,461 Um-- - Yeah. 153 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,589 - I think the only way to be fair here 154 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:45,840 is to honor the girl code. 155 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,759 - So, whoever saw him first-- - Gets to date him. 156 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,179 - Agreed. - Good. 157 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,431 - BOTH: So I'm gonna ask him out. 158 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:59,020 - ♪ 159 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,940 - CARLY: Okay, stop. 160 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,902 I guess it's kind of hard to tell. 161 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,445 - Yeah. 162 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,322 I saw him first. - I saw him first. 163 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,532 - SAM: Play it back frame by frame. 164 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,826 - Yeah. Frame by frame. - I just said frame by frame. 165 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,455 - I also said it. - All right. Take a look. 166 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,082 - Okay. - Coming up. 167 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,252 - About to happen. - Here it comes. 168 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,005 - FREDDIE: There. A dead tie. 169 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:27,924 So, I guess, neither of you can go out with Shane. 170 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,092 Oh, too bad. Bye. 171 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:35,765 - So what are we gonna do? 172 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,099 - Okay. 173 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,185 Who says we can't both go out with him? 174 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:41,812 - Don't you think the two of us going out with the same guy 175 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,189 could be kinda dangerous? 176 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:46,567 - No, it's not like we're talking about marrying the guy. 177 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,819 - Okay. 178 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,363 And you know why this is gonna work? 179 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:52,573 - 'Cause we're best friends. - Uh-huh. 180 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,492 And we're never gonna let some guy wreck that. 181 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,369 - Not in this lifetime. - No way. 182 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,120 - We're gonna be super mature about this. 183 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,372 - Yup. - Good. 184 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,290 I'm gonna call Shane right now and ask him out. 185 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,251 - Not without your cell phone, you're not. 186 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,586 - Sam! 187 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,340 - I was just kidding. - I know. 188 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,884 Give me back my sim card. 189 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:17,890 - ♪ 190 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,558 - So you think it will work now? 191 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,019 - Should. Rewired the buttons. - Mm-hmm. 192 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,354 - Reset the gears. - Yeah. 193 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:24,814 - Greased the shaft. - Right. 194 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,149 - Should run fine now. - Great. 195 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:33,155 - 196 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:38,035 - Is everybody okay? What was that crash? 197 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,037 - We're fine. The elevator just dropped 198 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,080 nine floors to the basement. 199 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,540 - Yeah. How would I get down there? 200 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,209 - I don't know. I guess the stairs. 201 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,962 - Can you show me the stairs? - Yeah. 202 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,672 If you promise not to fix 'em. 203 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,884 - Hey, you guys hear that huge crash? 204 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,720 - Everybody's a critic. 205 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,558 - SAM: Hey. - Hey. Where have you been? 206 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,518 We got a ton of "iCarly" stuff to rehearse. 207 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:05,229 - Oh, I was just getting my homework done early. 208 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,231 - You were getting your homework done early? 209 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:09,984 For what class? 210 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,111 - The--you know, the one with the teacher... 211 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:15,239 ...who says things. 212 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,742 - You can tell me if you were with Shane. 213 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:20,453 Remember, we're gonna be mature about this. 214 00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:23,289 - Okay, I was with Shane. - Fine. 215 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,210 Where? 216 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,213 - He bought me a smoothie. - Oh, cool. 217 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,133 He bought me a smoothie last night. 218 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:35,718 - Oh, nice. 219 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,766 What size? - Medium. 220 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,392 - Aww. - That's all I wanted. 221 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,855 - Did he tell you that you have a cute nose? 222 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:49,398 - No. 223 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,734 - Interesting. 224 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,654 - Why? Did he tell you you have a cute nose? 225 00:10:55,738 --> 00:11:00,618 - Oh, maybe. I don't remember. Yes. 226 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:05,498 - Did you feel his arm muscles? 227 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,249 - No. - Oh. 228 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,710 Well, they're large. 229 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,547 - You didn't feel his arm muscles. 230 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,840 - Yes, I did too, 231 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,467 he told me that he can beat his dad in arm wrestling 232 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,344 and I said, "No way," he said, "It's true." 233 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:20,012 And I said, "You must be really strong," 234 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,347 he said, "I work out a little bit," 235 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,681 I said, "Really?" and he said, "Yeah. 236 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,100 You wanna feel my biceps?" and I said, "Sure, I do." 237 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,601 And so I felt them and they felt awesome. 238 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,982 - I think that's great. - Good. 239 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,609 - But wouldn't it just be easier 240 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:37,279 if you wrote "I'm desperate" on your forehead? 241 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,156 - You take that back. - You take it back. 242 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,991 - Take what back? - Well, I don't know. 243 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,326 Just take it back. - Stop dating Shane. 244 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,619 - You stop. - No. 245 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:46,038 - I saw the boy first. - We saw him simultaneously. 246 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,416 - You're just jealous 'cause he said I had the cute nose. 247 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,209 - When he said that, did he also mention 248 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,837 that booger in it? - There's no booger in my nose. 249 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,921 - Well, I don't even care 250 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,423 'cause I have a date with Shane tonight. 251 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,049 - Obviously. - What's that supposed to mean? 252 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,343 - Why don't you ask your new helping bra? 253 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,430 - That's it! I'm out of here. 254 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,726 This is my house. 255 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,650 There's nothing wrong with a little help. 256 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:23,576 - ♪ 257 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,162 - Hey. - Hi. 258 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,914 - I feel really bad about our fight. 259 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,166 - I do too. 260 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,377 - Brought you some makeup cookies. Try one. 261 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,923 - You try one first. - Okay. 262 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,592 I can't believe you think I'd poison the cookies. 263 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,011 - Well, with me out of the way, you'd have an all-access pass 264 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,596 to club Shane. 265 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,684 Mmm, really good. - Thanks. 266 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,269 - Hey, hey. I see cookies. 267 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,229 - Go for it. - Ooh, all right. 268 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,066 Mmm. Who made them? - Sam. 269 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,613 It's okay. She didn't put anything bad in them. 270 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,989 - Yeah, but when was the last time 271 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,449 Sam washed her hands? 272 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,957 - So, what are we gonna do about this whole Shane thing? 273 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,375 - I don't know. 274 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,169 - Well, I thought you guys decided you'd both date him. 275 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,213 - We did. - Not workin' out too well. 276 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,132 - Okay, so why don't you just let Sam date Shane 277 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,675 and you find someone else to date? 278 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:22,801 - Why? 279 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,345 - 'Cause I'm lonely and available. 280 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,556 - Hey, man. - Hey. 281 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,142 - We got an AV Club meeting. - Oh, right. 282 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,477 - Hey, Carly. Hey, Sam. 283 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,770 - Hi. - Hey. 284 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,146 - Let's go. - Whoa, whoa. 285 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,689 Uh, your hair looks a little weird 286 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,942 in the front here. - It looks fine. 287 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,818 - Uh, you made it worse. - No, I didn't. 288 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,237 - Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. 289 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,863 - See, it looked fine-- - --this way. 290 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,740 - Guys. Guys! 291 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,498 Come on, Shane. - I'll--I'll see you later. 292 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:53,499 - Okay. - Okay. Bye. 293 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:55,376 - Call me. - Text me. 294 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,922 Okay. Obviously, only one of us can date Shane 295 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,258 unless we wanna end up murdering each other. 296 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,802 - So, we flip a coin? 297 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,346 - Nah, I don't think we should decide this randomly. 298 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:10,432 - Then what? We let Shane pick? - Yes. 299 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,142 I got it. - Go. 300 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,853 - Whichever one of us Shane kisses first 301 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,356 gets to date him. 302 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,650 - Rules? - We can't kiss him. 303 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:22,361 He has to kiss one of us. - Terms of the kiss? 304 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:26,323 - It has to be lips to lips... - I enjoy lips to lips. 305 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,951 - ...and it has to last at least three seconds. 306 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,537 - Or longer. - Yes. Longer would be nice. 307 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:41,297 - ♪ 308 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,965 - How long do you think it'll take 309 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,135 before the elevator's fixed? 310 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,721 - I don't know, three or four. 311 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,098 - Three or four what? 312 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:55,894 Days? Weeks? Months? - Yeah. Maybe five. 313 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,480 - Five what? 314 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:02,818 - Look, buddy, I'm just a dancer. 315 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,195 - You're not a dancer. 316 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,491 - Five, six, seven, eight. 317 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,168 Paa! 318 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,798 - I'm sorry. 319 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:35,601 - ♪ 320 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:41,190 ♪ 321 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,817 - Not for nine billion dollars. 322 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,279 - Don't worry. I don't wanna kiss you. 323 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,365 But I do want you to win this Shane contest. 324 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,742 - You don't want me to win. You just want Carly to lose. 325 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,244 - That is--true. 326 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:56,997 'Cause if you're dating Shane, 327 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,457 that'll make Carly want a boyfriend. 328 00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,541 Then, I get-- - Whoa, whoa. 329 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,001 Shh, shh. Here he comes. Go, go. 330 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,753 No. Go, go. - Okay, fine. 331 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:10,094 - Oh, hi, Shane. - Oh, hey, Sam. 332 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,389 A kissing booth? - Uh-huh. 333 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,641 - Yeah, what, uh, charity does the money go to? 334 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,726 - Oh, you know, that charity that helps old people 335 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,313 become less...irritating. 336 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,442 - Well, I'd love to help out. 337 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,987 You know, I left my wallet in my locker. 338 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,573 - Ah, Bobby, come here. 339 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,993 - What? - Loan Shane a dollar. 340 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,205 - Uh, o-okay. - 341 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,581 - Oh, hey, later, okay? 342 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,667 If I'm late to class again, Mr. Kaplan will kill me. 343 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:46,463 - But-- - I don't think I have a dollar. 344 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:50,175 What can I get with ¢50? - I'll spit on you. 345 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,511 - Deal. - Get out of here. 346 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:58,684 - ♪ 347 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,436 - 348 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:05,023 - Shane! Come on in. 349 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,483 - Um, if we're gonna catch the movie, 350 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,360 we should go now before the-- - You know what? 351 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,362 Let's just blow off the movie and hang out here. 352 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,197 - Uh, sure. - Let's sit down on the couch. 353 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,449 - Okay. - Iced coffee? 354 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,162 - Thanks. - Use the coaster. 355 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,538 - Okay. 356 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,708 Uh, I don't see where-- - Oh, under the blue folder. 357 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,293 - Oh, there they are. 358 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,590 "A Chance for Romance," an original play by Carly Shay. 359 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,467 - Yeah. - I didn't know you write plays. 360 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,886 - Well, I do sometimes. 361 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,346 Anyway, um, I'm gonna perform this one in class, 362 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,932 but I can't find anyone to rehearse it with. 363 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,727 - Oh, well, uh, you know, I've been in a couple of plays. 364 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,897 - Okay. Oh, look, here's another copy. 365 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,776 Page nine. You start. - Okay. 366 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:55,574 Mabel, you look so beautiful in the moonlight. 367 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:59,745 - Oh, Bruno, thanks. You rock for saying that. 368 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:04,917 - Mabel, I love you. 369 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,294 - I love you, too, but our parents, 370 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:08,629 they'll never let us be together. 371 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:12,841 - I know, but still, we have this moment. 372 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,427 Here, now. 373 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,929 - But what if someone should see us? 374 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,347 - Shh, shh, shh. 375 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:20,974 You talk too much. 376 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:29,274 It says that Bruno kisses Mabel passionately 377 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,527 for at least three seconds. 378 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,612 - Oh, yeah. Look at that. It sure does. 379 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,199 - I don't know if it's okay-- - Oh, this is acting. 380 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,617 We're being actors right now, 381 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,286 and a good actor always follows the script, right? 382 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,456 Here, I'll take it from-- 383 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,501 But what if someone should see us? 384 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,086 - Okay. 385 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:52,381 Shh, shh, shh. You talk too much. 386 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,427 - Hey, look! - What? 387 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,138 - I made toast by leaving a piece of bread in the sun 388 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,598 next to a mirror and some tin foil. 389 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,058 - No way! - Yeah, come look. 390 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,644 I'll show you my rig. - Cool. 391 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:14,194 - ♪ 392 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,946 - Here he comes. 393 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,908 Sam! 394 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:24,163 Oh man, she's unconscious. - Hey, what's wrong with Sam? 395 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,414 - I don't think she's breathing, 396 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,749 but I don't know what to do, you better take over. 397 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,254 Come on, you know how to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 398 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,839 - Yeah. I was certified in CPR last year. 399 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,883 - Well, get to it, man. - Okay, okay. 400 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,638 - WOMAN: Out of my way! Give me some room! Move! 401 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,520 - Wait. I'm feeling better. - Just hold still! 402 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,442 - I'm fine, all right? 403 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,152 - I'm gonna report you to the principal 404 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,362 for impersonating a sick person. 405 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,741 What is your name? - Rebecca Berkowitz! 406 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,745 I'll text you later. 407 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:13,962 - ♪ 408 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,382 - I'm back. - The electricity still out? 409 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,761 - Uh, yeah. Here, have a strawberry. 410 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,638 - Thanks. 411 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,727 - So, where were we? - Uh, can we take a break? 412 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,479 I can't really see my book in this light. 413 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,273 - Sure. That's a great idea. 414 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,817 You're full of great ideas. 415 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,947 - 416 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:44,409 - How is the stereo working? - What do you mean? 417 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,994 - You said the electricity was out. 418 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,496 - Oh, right. 419 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,874 Well, I guess some of it came back on. 420 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,793 - But if the stereo-- - Ow, ow, ow! 421 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,253 - SHANE: What-- - There's something in my eye. 422 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,090 - Oh. - Uh, can you see anything? 423 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,424 There might be an eyelash in there. 424 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,801 Uh, look in my eye. 425 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,469 - It's hard to see in this light. 426 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:07,099 - Oh, then I'll get closer. Um, see anything weird? 427 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:10,644 - Uh, no. But-- - But what? 428 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,438 - But you have a really pretty eye. 429 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,399 - Yeah? You think so? 430 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,401 - Uh-huh. 431 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,446 - What up? What up? What up? 432 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,657 Wow, it's so dark in here. 433 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,284 - Uh, foul! - What foul? 434 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,286 - You intentionally sabotaged my moment. 435 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,663 - How could I intentionally sabotage-- 436 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,206 - Shane was totally about to kiss me. 437 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:32,457 - Really? - Girls-- 438 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,625 - You know what you did? 439 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,127 - No, I know what the deal was. 440 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,087 - This isn't fair. It's not fair. You sabotaged me. 441 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,255 - Girls! 442 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:39,548 I don't know what's up with you two, 443 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:40,841 but I've had enough of it! 444 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,134 I've seen girls get competitive 445 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:44,386 over a guy before, but you two are out of control. 446 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,971 - Wait, Shane-- - You girls call me 447 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,806 when you learn to be a little more-- 448 00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,981 - 449 00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:03,947 - ♪ 450 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:09,661 - He looks so...broken. - Poor Shane. 451 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,996 - He'll be all right. 452 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:12,497 - How long before he's up and around? 453 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:13,665 - Hard to say. 454 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:16,918 It could be three, four. 455 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,504 - Days? 456 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,590 - Weeks? - Maybe five. 457 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:26,678 - NURSE: Dr. Lindy, 03. - I gotta get that. 458 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:30,474 Don't stay too long. - NURSE: Dr. Lindy, pick up 03. 459 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,642 - Let's never compete over a guy ever again. 460 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,436 - Never. - Good. 461 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,729 - Well, come on, the hospital cafeteria 462 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,439 has turkey fingers. - I'm up for food. 463 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,232 - Surprise, surprise. 464 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:49,951 - ♪ 465 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,789 - I win. 466 00:22:53,872 --> 00:23:04,674 - ♪ 467 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,551 - Okay. I can't brush my teeth like this. 468 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,887 - Why not? - It's too quiet. 469 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:14,059 - ♪ My baby ♪ 470 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:17,062 ♪ Summer love isn't meant to be ♪ 471 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:19,439 ♪ And it's only a fantasy ♪ 472 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,733 ♪ That's what everyone's tellin' me ♪ 473 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,820 ♪ Stay, my baby. Stay, my baby ♪ 474 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,823 ♪ Even though it's a little rushed ♪ 475 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:30,617 - - MAN: Mmm! 476 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,828 - 33967

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