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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,260 Madame, dinner is served. 2 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:27,220 Thank you Marguerite. Ah...there's Monsieur. 3 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:40,340 What's that ? 4 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:43,020 Official paper...this one's a writ. 5 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,300 Is it serious ? 6 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:47,300 A bit more than yesterday, a bit less than tommorrow. 7 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:48,500 Got to be paid? 8 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,260 800,000 - do you have it? 9 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,700 My jewellery? 10 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,420 Thanks... very nice of you. 11 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,820 Oh... stop that piano! 12 00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:00,700 - He's doing his scales. - OK... come and sit up now! 13 00:03:10,340 --> 00:03:12,180 --- Something's really on your nerves ! 14 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,220 That's enough ! 15 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:16,140 Did the client for the still-life come back ? 16 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,100 No. 17 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:19,700 So you haven't made anything ? If you don't count filing my nails. 18 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:22,340 Jean-Pierre, for the 100th time, don't swing on your chair! 19 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:26,300 Tell papa what you saw on the third level of the Eiffel Tower. 20 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,820 Lots of houses. I've seen them before. 21 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:32,580 I now I get a letter from school. Boy, is this my day! 22 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:35,700 Your elbows for heavens sake! Don't they teach you anything? 23 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:38,940 122,000 francs this term. I don't know what he's learned, 24 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:41,220 but I know what it cost me. - Darling... ! 25 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:44,740 20,000 for riding. 10,000 for the fencing master. 26 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:47,220 Whadda you want your kid to become? 27 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,420 A musketeer? 28 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:50,700 You didn't need to buy me this bracelet! 29 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,300 True...everything for him... 30 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,540 and nothing for you. 31 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:02,740 You're going out? 32 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:05,700 There's a guy out in the sticks with some paintings for sale. 33 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:07,580 You never know... At this hour? 34 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:10,980 No rest for the wicked. So goodnight sweetie. 35 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:14,180 You might say goodbye to Jean-Pierre Yes of course. 36 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:19,260 Eat it all up. I've got enough leftovers in the gallery. 37 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,140 Jean-Pierre ! 38 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,340 - Ah, that brat... 39 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:29,900 You don't need eyes in the back of your head to know what faces he's pulling. 40 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,020 If there weren't any holidays... 41 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:35,540 But there's 10 days at Christmas, 15 at Easter, 8 at Pentecost. 42 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:38,420 There's no end to it... ...forever weighing me down. 43 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:41,420 It'd be bad enough if it was mine... But that one!... 44 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:44,020 ...had to take HIM with his mother! 45 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,140 Come in...it's open. 46 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:30,660 Pardon the mess, Monsieur Kelber, 47 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,380 but I'm just about to leave the country. 48 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,340 Quite understand. 49 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:37,620 Sorry for the late hour, but I'm running around all day. 50 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:38,820 Please...no problem. 51 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:41,500 Can I offer you a drink ? Scotch? 52 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:42,660 Gladly. 53 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:48,020 My 'fridge is packed up, so no ice. 54 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,540 Doesn't matter. 55 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,380 Going far? 56 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:53,780 10 hours by plane and 5 days in a dugout... 57 00:05:54,340 --> 00:05:56,700 ...and my wife doesn't like mosquitoes! 58 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,100 Good health! 59 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,900 You must be anxious to get away... 60 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,340 The paintings are over there. 61 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,300 The light's not very good. 62 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,580 That doesn't matter. 63 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,060 So? 64 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,340 Not worth much. How much are you looking for? 65 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:30,300 It's my wife who's selling them. 66 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:33,380 She'll be back on Thursday. I just want an estimate. 67 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:35,780 You could have waited to call me in. 68 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,580 I wanted to save time. 69 00:06:37,820 --> 00:06:40,580 Who put you onto me? The directory... 70 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,140 Have they been appraised? 71 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:44,460 I thought that an art dealer... 72 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:47,020 A dealer isn't necessarily an expert! 73 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,420 A connoisseur...yes ! 74 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:52,260 I can only give you a very rough price. 75 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,620 It's possible though that this one here is a valuable painting. 76 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,660 This here... 77 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,740 2500 francs... for the frame! 78 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,580 This one looks like a Courbet. 79 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:08,580 ...in the way a mule looks like a horse. 80 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,660 No mistake, a bunch of turkeys! 81 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,060 This portrait is the only one that interests me. 82 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,660 Good heavens, I knew this kisser. 83 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,900 and this style... 84 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,300 My wife makes out it's 85 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,100 a Gauguin. 86 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,260 - Yes, it was a Gauguin! 87 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,580 A Gauguin, no mistake. A self-portrait. 88 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,820 The great find of my life. 89 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:46,740 But keep calm, goddamn... keep calm! Got to play it close. 90 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:49,740 Indeed, it may confusing. 91 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:51,940 But under examination, you know... 92 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,300 You find suppos�d old masters by the cartload. 93 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:57,900 I wouldn't want to get your hopes up, 94 00:07:58,140 --> 00:08:01,100 but not wanting to waste my time for nothing, I'm proposing 95 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,100 that you entrust them to me until Thursday. 96 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:06,860 I'll show them to an expert, a friend of mine, and give you a firm price. 97 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,060 That wouldn't be too much trouble? 98 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,060 No, it won't cost you anything. 99 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:12,340 In that case, done!... thanks very much. 100 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,300 Do you want some wrapping paper? 101 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:16,900 No, I always carry bags in my car. 102 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,300 This one, 103 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,820 I'll leave for you! 104 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:25,100 You sure you'll get back by Thursday? 105 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:27,060 Maybe tomorrow. 106 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,700 Because we leave Thursday evening. 107 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:31,460 I never make promises I can't keep. 108 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,700 In any case, you have our 'phone number. 109 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:36,620 Vaucresson 14. That's it. 110 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:39,180 So Thursday without fail. Tomorrow perhaps. 111 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,260 Can I give you a hand? 112 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,500 Thanks. Just those two. 113 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:43,860 I'll come with you. 114 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:44,940 Thanks. 115 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,060 GAUGUIN 91. 116 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:09,180 If it's authentic, it's worth a fortune. 117 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,620 A fortune within reach. 118 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,940 The canvas looks right age. 119 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:16,980 The frame too. 120 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,940 I'll have to ask Lacroix 121 00:09:19,180 --> 00:09:22,060 how he came by it. 122 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:26,540 10 million, maybe 15... enough to get rid all my hassles. 123 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:30,620 And this birdbrain who knew nothing about painting. 124 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,980 I'd 've been silly to put him wise. 125 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:36,220 Paintings aren't his business, they're mine. 126 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:39,820 An expert could very well think a real Gaughin was a copy. 127 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:43,220 As an art dealer, I buy as cheaply as possible. 128 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:46,660 And if a conflicting expert opinion says it's real... 129 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,180 That's my good luck. 130 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:52,740 But gently does it...mustn't get in a flap. After all...it may be a fake. 131 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,140 Yes, it's me. 132 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:28,220 But listen old boy, do you know what time it is? 133 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,540 You're crazy! 134 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:32,700 Nobody rings at one o'clock in the morning for an appraisal. 135 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:35,700 i don't give a fuck about Gauguin at one o'clock in the morning ! 136 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:38,860 I'll come back when I can. 'bye. 137 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,420 Aren't you coming to bed? 138 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:52,980 No, I'm not sleepy. 139 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,540 Don't make too much noise and wake Jean-Pierre. 140 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:11,220 Dear boy, I don't want to hold back on you. I understand your impatience. 141 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,420 This Gauguin is worth all the fuss. 142 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:15,740 It's real? I'm sure of it! 143 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:17,980 As sure as I can be on a first viewing. 144 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:21,700 A spectrographic analysis'll give us absolute certainty. 145 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:25,140 But don't worry, you won't be disappointed with the result! 146 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,580 It's a genuine Gauguin...91. 147 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:31,060 Done between his 2 Tahiti voyages. 148 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,900 Yes, I agree with that. 149 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:35,620 I can find you a dozen rich art lovers. 150 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:39,100 I have someone, but if the deal doesn't come off I'll get back to you. 151 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:41,660 This stuff's pretty bad... Still... 152 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,420 everyone can't be Gauguin! 153 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,260 My dear chap... at your service! 154 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,180 'Bye and thanks again. 155 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,060 It was nothing. 156 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,860 See you. See you. 157 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,900 Hullo...yes... Vaucresson 14. 158 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,100 Yes, it's me. 159 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,860 100,000 francs for the lot? 160 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:23,740 That's very little. 161 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:27,980 Maybe 120,000 as you have my sympathy... but no more. 162 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,580 I'll discuss it with my wife. 163 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:32,140 I'll call by and pick up the canvases if you're there. 164 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:32,980 That's fine. 165 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,180 If you're there? I'll say! 166 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,380 When you risk letting a Gaughin slip between your fingers... 167 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:47,180 While I'm waiting, I'll clean it. 168 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,900 Am I interrupting your work? 169 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,260 I was just tinkering with something. Pardon my outfit. 170 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,940 So? Have you decided? 171 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:41,780 I'm here to pick up my canvases. Has your wife refused my offer? 172 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:44,020 You know women, they get sentimental about things. 173 00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:46,100 They're family heirlooms. 174 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:49,620 She would've let them go for a good offer, but yours�... 175 00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:52,020 Well... there's been a new development. 176 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,220 A client wants your Courbet imitation. 177 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,460 I can make you a good offer. 178 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:57,740 Ah yes? 300,000. 179 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,220 That's pretty good. 180 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:02,460 The problem is... my wife wants to sell the lot in one go. 181 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,340 I'll take the lot for 500,000. Happy? 182 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,540 800. 183 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:09,660 I'll speak to her about it. In the meantime, I'll take them. 184 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,260 Leave them, we'll come to an agreement. 185 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,980 Which is... 1 million! 186 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:18,540 I can't leave them with you, I have another buyer. 187 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,100 In that case... 188 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,780 Will you get them for me, I've got a taxi waiting. 189 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,260 - A nasty setback, but I'd expected it. 190 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,300 If the buyer's a dealer, 191 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:35,180 I'll be put down as a first class scoundrel. 192 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:37,820 What'll I do, dammit? What'll I do? 193 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:50,380 Tell me if you will, is your buyer a dealer? 194 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,580 No, just a collector. 195 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:54,300 By the way, I've put you to a lot of trouble. 196 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:57,020 Do I owe you something? No, it's nothing. 197 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,060 Thank you. 198 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:32,540 Vaucresson, at the roundabout please. 199 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,340 - I don't want to hear that piano! 200 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:41,940 You're deliberately goading me! 201 00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:44,140 Mama! What's the matter? 202 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,340 He tried to hit me. 203 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:48,180 Marc, you are NOT to touch my child! 204 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:51,260 I haven't touched him! He only asks to like you! 205 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,260 Who did he ask! Not me! You frighten him. 206 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,820 So now I'm the bogeyman... this really makes my day. 207 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,900 Bogeyman, geriatric and simpleton. 208 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,780 Geriatric... Are you calling me that? 209 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:04,340 Like a simpleton, I let a great business deal slip through my fingers. 210 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:07,820 No point in bothering us about it. Yes, you're right. 211 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:10,260 I'm jumpy. I apologise. 212 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,820 Go give Papa a hug... a big kiss so he won't be angry any more. 213 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,260 Where're you going? Lunch at Roger Masnier's. 214 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,900 Off you run. Be good. 215 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,780 Darling, everything's fixed. 216 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,780 But sometimes that means fixed badly. 217 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,860 You haven't forgotten my monthly allowance? Already? 218 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,500 It's the end of the month every week! 219 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,660 I'll fix you up. 220 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:38,700 With a wife like that, I can't afford to be poor. 221 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,180 And yet... 222 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,940 If Lacroix had taken me at my word... 223 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:46,900 I wouldn't have the quarter million that I offered. 224 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,420 I've got 212,000 left in the bank. 225 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,660 I've got to re-float that Gaughin deal. 226 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,940 At any cost! 227 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,140 What the hell are you doing there? Housework of course! 228 00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:08,540 No, Monsieur Kelber, you're not disturbing me. 229 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,700 Yes, the collector's been. 230 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:13,740 Can you believe, he offered me one point eight million 231 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,620 Crazy! 232 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:19,300 The only trouble, he wants to pay in 2 installments, and I have to leave. 233 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,900 My client's come back to me. 234 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:27,300 How are you travelling this evening? Hullo... Don't hang up! Don't hang up! 235 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,700 2 million! 236 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:33,660 That's agreed. 2 million before this evening, in cash. 237 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,620 2 million cash before this evening... 238 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,900 when you've got 212,000 in your pocket... 239 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,460 Easy...you juggle your credit. 240 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:48,140 Ten years as a client of the banker who listens to you politely, 241 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:51,020 shakes your hand like he's known you all his life, 242 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,300 but today, regretfully, 243 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,660 the manager can lend me nothing. 244 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,540 I took out my 212,000 anyway. 245 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,860 Got to hit my connections, and quickly. 246 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,860 When you have a house of your own, you can't be too badly off. 247 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,260 Yes I understand. 248 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,660 No use pushing it, even with old army mates. 249 00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:15,460 Cross my heart, I can't help. 250 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:18,700 Two hours lost, together with my hopes. What's left? 251 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,460 My car ? 252 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,660 The car's not too bad, I should get 500,000. 253 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,820 500 + 200 = 700... 254 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,340 for 2 million... 255 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,380 There's my wife's jewellery! 256 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:35,260 Those pieces of junk cost me dearly. 257 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:39,100 If I can't get a million, those jewellers were bandits. 258 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,900 Clara would see to reason. 259 00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:43,980 In a few days she'd get double them back. 260 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,700 There... 600,000 francs. 261 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,980 - 600 000 francs! Those thieves! 262 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,660 A solid gold investment they called it. 263 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,380 That's all? Yes, that's all. 264 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,420 Well, Mr Kelber, you look a bit shaky today. 265 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,380 A painting boom on? 266 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:06,980 Tell me Bertrand, you like to make a quick profit... 267 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:09,340 Yes, we sell them here! 268 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:13,420 As a neighbour, I want to put you on to a sure thing. 269 00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:16,100 Nice of you to think of me. 270 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,940 It's a good deal? 271 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:21,140 Smoking hot, 100%, double your money in a fortnight, 272 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,420 a true miracle. 273 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,140 You've got me in. 274 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,580 What's it need? 800 thou'? 275 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,780 If you don't like it, 276 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,620 you don't have to go along with it. Who, me? 277 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,580 I'll follow you with my eyes shut. 278 00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:40,100 Great, you'll get it back in in a fortnight. 279 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,620 I stake my word. 280 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,940 Hang on neighbour, I'll get the rest. 281 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:48,220 I'll give you a receipt. Not necessary! 282 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,780 It's best, between gentlemen. 283 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:55,980 - Hurry up, you'll miss the plane. 284 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,260 Ah... Monsieur Kelber. 285 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,820 Sorry for being late. 286 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,260 You have the money? 287 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,460 It's in a bit of a mess, but it's the right amount. 288 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,460 Of course. 289 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,940 Tell me, are there sales charges? 290 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:11,700 10% charge to the seller usually. 291 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:14,220 And in general, the buyer and the seller 292 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:17,660 split the 10%, right? In general, yes. 293 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,860 There... 294 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:21,060 Thanks 295 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,660 I'll wait for you in the taxi. -Yes, I'm coming. 296 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,900 Wait, we're taking these. 297 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,260 There. 298 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,860 Delighted to have made your acquaintance. 299 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,820 Must cut the goodbyes short. Au revoir, Monsieur. 300 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:10,780 My receipt! Oh well , I don't need it. 301 00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:14,140 I had the Gauguin, that was essential 302 00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:17,060 and with it I'd have the certificate of authenticity. 303 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,300 Kelber, please excuse me, I'll be with you right away. 304 00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:34,700 Please, I've plenty of time. 305 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:37,420 Especially since I already cleaned the canvas. 306 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:41,060 A Corot, in a Senlis antique shop? 307 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,900 You really have a flair! 308 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:43,740 I hope so. 309 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:46,780 you know what Degas said? There are 1500 Corots 310 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:49,420 in the world, of which 3000 are in America. 311 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:56,820 I believe you've uncovered an American Corot. 312 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,620 You're sure? 313 00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,940 That's his job! 314 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,820 Sorry... 315 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:06,980 Me too! 316 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,620 And your fee...what do I owe you? 317 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:12,980 Fix that with my secretary. 318 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,900 I'll put your canvas back in the frame. 319 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,020 Here, take it. 320 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,340 There you are. 321 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:30,180 These amateurs, they're all the same. They think they're very smart. 322 00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:33,180 Do you know how I recognize a fake painting? 323 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,380 By the face of the sucker who brings it to me. 324 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:39,540 They have a family resemblance, that doesn't deceive an expert. 325 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,300 You gotta believe it! 326 00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:45,700 But tell me this is your joke! 327 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,980 My joke? 328 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,620 Kelber, don't tell me you're one of the suckers... 329 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:52,140 ...you haven't been duped by this copy! 330 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:54,180 This copy? 331 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,460 A clever one though. 332 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:59,900 But nothing like the Gauguin you showed me before. 333 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:02,900 Shit... 334 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,260 You've been had? 335 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,180 Rather, yes 336 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,980 My poor chap. Expensive? 337 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:08,940 6 million. 338 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:13,100 Of course, that's a lot for a fake Gauguin, But for a real one... 339 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,780 ...it'd be worth it. 340 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,660 Excuse me. 341 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:20,540 Like a dinner... I've been done like a dinner. 342 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,380 The louse! 343 00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:25,260 I could always run. Even if I caught up with him, what could I do? 344 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,540 Make a complaint? 345 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,540 He hasn't pretended to sell me a real Gauguin. 346 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,940 I really was in deep shit. 347 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,580 Of course the cage was empty. 348 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:39,780 And to catch the bird, I'd need wings. 349 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:41,900 He'd rented the villa for 2 months. 350 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:46,020 His previous address - Hotel du Louvre, where he'd stayed 2 weeks, 351 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:49,500 coming from another hotel, where he'd stayed 3 weeks. 352 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:53,780 The trail petered out in Montparnasse. 353 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,060 "A true miracle", is what he called it. 354 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:02,180 Because it was a neighbour, I believed it. 355 00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:04,300 Then I saw the miracle. 356 00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:07,580 I put 800 g's on the table... and pht!.. 357 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,060 ...they vanish. 358 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,580 I never see them again. 359 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,780 3 months ago. 360 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:15,460 Shouldn't you complain? He's paying me back 50 a month. 361 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:18,460 Better than wasting time in court. 362 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,220 There, it's weighed. 363 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,540 300 francs. 364 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:25,940 However, I wonder where he gets the 50 a month. 365 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,380 You never see a soul in his shop. 366 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,540 He's selling soft furnishings. 367 00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:34,180 Ah, that'll do well in this neighbourhood, I'm sure! 368 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,780 There, look at him! 369 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,540 Oh no!... it's not a miracle! 370 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,260 How much do you want? 371 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,700 Oh...about half a kilo. 372 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,300 Half a kilo. 373 00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:51,420 Ah, there you are. So no more piano. 374 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:53,580 No, I can't afford it. 375 00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:56,020 My poor friend, what can you afford? 376 00:24:56,260 --> 00:25:00,020 You can't listen to the piano, you can't stand Jean-Pierre, you can't face people... 377 00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:03,100 I should leave. Don't talk nonsense my dear. 378 00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:05,660 My aunt in Rennes's invited us over. 379 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,660 You can go. That's OK. 380 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,660 That'd relieve you from us for a bit. 381 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,020 Yes, yes.... 382 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:15,140 Well, g'day Delcommune. What's new? 383 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,020 OK by me 384 00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:19,660 I'm always looking out for the big deal. 385 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:22,540 I take tenth-share tickets in the lottery... 386 00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,940 On the subject of a big deal, does a Gauguin interest you? 387 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,860 I don't have the means. 388 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:30,060 Me neither old chap, but thanks for the opportunity. 389 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,220 Hullo, Delcommune ? 390 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:34,500 I thought you'd hung up. 391 00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:36,780 Tell me, where did this Gauguin come from? 392 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:41,100 Someone who lives in the sticks and has to leave Paris. 393 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,460 The paintings are his wife's. 394 00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:46,620 He's about to go to Africa. 395 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,820 Thanks. 396 00:25:58,260 --> 00:26:01,580 What's happened? Something new... wait. 397 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,500 Jean-Pierre ! 398 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:07,540 Come darling, practice your scales. 399 00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:04,820 Still in the painting business I see. 400 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:12,700 You scared me, I thought you were going to shoot. 401 00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:15,260 I am going to shoot. Too late. 402 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,500 You've spoken. 403 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:19,380 You don't chat with someone you're going to shoot. 404 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,300 Scum! 405 00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:22,580 And to start with, don't burn up 2 million 406 00:28:22,820 --> 00:28:24,820 with the point of your gun. 407 00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:28,580 So where's my 2 million? Oh... the cost of living today...! 408 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:32,140 In your haste to get away, you took the wrong canvas. 409 00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:35,820 You surely want to give me the right one. The error's corrected. 410 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:37,820 I'll miss the family heirloom. 411 00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:42,060 You're just not smart enough to roll someone like me. 412 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:43,780 And my receipt? Your receipt? 413 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:47,900 I've got a receipt for an authentic Gauguin. The police'll demand you return it. 414 00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,620 The police ? Of course ! 415 00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:52,780 The papers which prove the Gauguin belongs to me 416 00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:55,020 are in the bank with your money. 417 00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:57,100 Mr Kelber, you, an honest man, 418 00:28:57,340 --> 00:29:00,380 couldn't hope for a real Gauguin for only 2 million? 419 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,500 So that's it... I'm the thief am I! 420 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:06,180 Come on...no carry-on and shouting! Think of the neighbours. 421 00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:10,860 To get this 2 million, I had to borrow from neighbours... 422 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:13,660 ...I sold my car... my wife's jewellery! 423 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:17,340 I'm not surprised, this Gauguin always has the same effect. 424 00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:19,940 Once you've seen it you've gotta have it. 425 00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:24,620 Scum! You won't take it with you 426 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,700 to heaven! 427 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:38,860 My friend Claude Watroff, a sound painter, as you've been able to judge. 428 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,500 The least of his paintings, 429 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:43,540 that look like a Gauguin are worth 2 million. 430 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,740 Who's this guy? 431 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,060 Monsieur Kelber. 432 00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:49,540 A good client. Something gone wrong? 433 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,620 Yes and no. 434 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:53,820 That depends on him. What do you expect? 435 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,900 To annoy the hell out of you to the end. 436 00:29:56,140 --> 00:29:59,100 I'll alert all the experts, dealers and collectors, 437 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:01,820 that a gutter rat tries to sell a fake Gauguin 438 00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:05,180 after showing a real one! You think you're so smart? 439 00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:08,060 Poor guys! You took it anyway, didn't you? 440 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,940 Your fake didn't fool an expert 5 minutes. 441 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:14,780 I've studied your dirty copy very carefully. I know it by heart. 442 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,660 The workmanship isn't too bad. 443 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,580 Thank you! 444 00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:20,060 But the 'antiquing' is pathetic. 445 00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:22,860 I would have seen it if I hadn't been rushed. 446 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:24,780 It was one of a number. 447 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:27,620 I understand. You've got the patter down pat. 448 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:31,220 A poor fool is more reassuring than a clever man. 449 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,500 You flatter yourself. 450 00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:35,900 You don't even know that a painting shows its age. 451 00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:38,220 A canvas painted in 1891 is 65 years old. 452 00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:42,020 I f you copy it on canvas made today, 453 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,100 you're up the creek. 454 00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:46,460 Aged canvas, changes the aspect, the consistency, 455 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:49,540 of colour. And the painting isn't only dirty, 456 00:30:49,780 --> 00:30:52,300 but hardened, faded, cracked in places. 457 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,380 You know what the expert did? 458 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,620 He gently forced a pin into the paint. 459 00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,660 It went in like butter. 460 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:03,060 If it'd been an old painting, it would've cracked. 461 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:03,900 Well... 462 00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:06,180 He knows a thing or two. And the ultraviolet tests? 463 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:10,660 You know what your partner's done before copying the Gauguin? 464 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,380 Redrawing using a grid. 465 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,220 On the brand-new canvas. 466 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,700 Using charcoal. 467 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,300 Something to cheer about! 468 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:21,060 However with fake Vermeers... They've been churned out for 350 years. 469 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:23,940 If there's a god of forgers, it's Vermeer. 470 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,540 So it can be done? 471 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,140 With experience. 472 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,540 Do you have this experience? 473 00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:43,500 The real Gauguin that you must have lifted from I don't know where... 474 00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:46,140 ...must be listed with Interpol. I'm sorry, but it does belong to me. 475 00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:48,420 It really is a family heirloom. 476 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:51,620 My maternal grandmother bought it for 800 francs in 1891, 477 00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:55,140 at a sale at the H�tel Drouot. I've got all the documentation. 478 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,140 Bravo ! 479 00:31:56,380 --> 00:31:58,900 And is the artist capable of a bit of work? 480 00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:00,900 Painting...without drawing first? 481 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,460 Him?...he's an angel. 482 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,580 Well, I think that's good. 483 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,260 It IS good! --- 484 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,020 There's nothing more to say...it's good! 485 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,540 Viviane, come and see. 486 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,060 Tell me it's good. 487 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,060 It's good. 488 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:47,340 Yeah, you're like everyone else..you don't get it. 489 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:52,300 If it makes you happy... ...it makes me happy! 490 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,900 They all treat me the same as Van Gogh! 491 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:57,860 Treat you how? 492 00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,180 With contempt. 493 00:32:59,420 --> 00:33:01,660 When I'm dead, they'll leap on my work 494 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:05,100 like crows scavenging ruins. They're all the same. 495 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,260 All the same. 496 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,900 Meantime I go hungry. 497 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:10,380 Oh, I think I left something on the stove. 498 00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:16,460 You like some well-cooked noodles? 499 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,660 I don't care! Just as well! 500 00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:21,140 By the way, what about your wife? Which one? 501 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,700 The blond at Vaucresson. 502 00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:24,900 Rented...like the house. 503 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,460 You do take care of the details. 504 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:28,860 Is your painter just as meticulous? 505 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,260 Oh, he's an artist... 506 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:34,100 Top of the world one day, nothing the next. 507 00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:36,620 He must be flattered... they're all the same. 508 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,660 'bye! 509 00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:42,180 'Morning, Claude. Is Viviane here? 510 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,620 Yes, but I'm hiding... I'm in the nude! 511 00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:48,060 You look depressed. 512 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,620 He's a manic-depressive! Shut ya yapping! 513 00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:57,260 If you don't mind, turn your back. 514 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,500 Who says I wouldn't like it? 515 00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:01,340 You'd be the first. 516 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:04,300 It just needs a dealer to launch a painter. 517 00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:08,340 You've got a gallery? It's waiting for you, my boy. 518 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,580 You having me on? 519 00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:13,740 - As luck would have it... in this studio, thanks to me, 520 00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:16,420 a new Gauguin meets his Ambroise Vollard. 521 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:19,420 Have you got 20 canvases? I can have them very quickly. 522 00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:23,020 Easy!... What about publicity ? Hell, it's gonna cost money. 523 00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:25,820 Sell your "Gauguin"! Gotta do that first, 524 00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:29,300 yours is unsaleable. Compare your brush strokes 525 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,700 to Gauguin's. 526 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,540 The curve of the ear, 527 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:36,380 You've gone over and over. Gauguin used a single stroke. 528 00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:39,020 The nose must come forward. It'll happen! 529 00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:41,420 Microphotography'll expose the copy. 530 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:42,740 So what should I do? 531 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:46,420 Learn. Spend hours repeating every brush stroke. 532 00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:49,260 You've got to adopt the same style instinctively, 533 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:52,260 same colour, same thickness. When you have it, 534 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,460 I'll tell you the rest. That'll take long? 535 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:55,980 That'll depend on him. 536 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,020 What's a Gauguin worth? 537 00:34:58,260 --> 00:35:00,220 That depends on the potential client. 538 00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:02,900 In any case, divided by three isn't it? 539 00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:06,460 You don't need to ask that. I still want to ask it. 540 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,140 - Viviane, this is Monsieur Kelber. 541 00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:10,460 Madame. Monsieur. 542 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:13,140 My dear Claude... for you to play with now. 543 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:17,220 There's 25 thousand for expenses. 544 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,260 Fifty thousand. 545 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,180 Come on Lacroix. 546 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:25,820 Leave that, there's lot's of work to be done. 547 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,260 Stop him drinking. 548 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,060 'Bye, see you soon. 549 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,020 What'd he say? 550 00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:42,700 You're not to drink. OK, we'll party. 551 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:46,020 This all that's left? Yes. 552 00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:48,380 Go down and get 2 white and a red. 553 00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:51,780 That'll be bad for you ! I'm going to paint them, not drink them! 554 00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:54,660 Not dressed like this! They're used to it ! 555 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,260 In a dressing gown! 556 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,860 Aren't you happy? 557 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,980 Look at the water, look at the colours. 558 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:18,980 I don't believe I have the right to paint them any more. 559 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,220 What nonsense! 560 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:22,380 Viviane. What's an artist? 561 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:25,380 Someone who's been given a wonderful and fragile gift. 562 00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,740 If he's sincere, he keeps it. 563 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:30,500 If he cheats, he goes back to being an ordinary man. 564 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:34,460 You'll never be that. If I at at least sold my work. 565 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:37,460 When Kelber puts on your exhibition, you'll be famous. 566 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,620 My energy 567 00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:40,820 will've left me. Give up doing Lacroix's stuff. 568 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:41,660 I should. 569 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:44,580 If you aren't disgusted by either overcooked noodles... 570 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,460 or a slut like me... 571 00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,580 You!....I adore you! Darling! 572 00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:51,740 But what sort of life'll I give you! 573 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,700 But then, we don't give a damn! 574 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,700 - Viviane!... 575 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:55,820 Hey, Viviane ! 576 00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:58,060 ...it's five o'clock! Yes, Papa ! 577 00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,020 Thanks! 578 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,140 Lacroix and Kelber are waiting for you. 579 00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:03,060 You should ask them for some dough. 580 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:04,660 Again?! Yes, again... 581 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:08,140 A pretty scene... crisis of conscience on the water. 582 00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:11,340 But all the same I'd rather be someone else. 583 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,380 Three certificates of authenticity. 584 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:34,340 One for Lauer, one for Meillac, and one for Weil. Well done! 585 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,580 Why not Martinaud? 586 00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:40,180 You kidding? He's seen the fake... he won't be around any more. 587 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,500 Fair enough. 588 00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:44,620 The others have all praised the Gauguin. 589 00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:46,940 Our 3 perfect copies'll fly out the door. 590 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,020 At the same time? It's the best way to do it. 591 00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,900 The buyers won't get a chance to find out 592 00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:54,100 there's another example besides theirs. 593 00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:02,900 So long as he's not totally sloshed. 594 00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:05,820 Why? Does he drink too much? Far too much. 595 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,620 G'day! 596 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,620 Hi! 597 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,900 You call this working? 598 00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:20,260 I have to rest a bit... I get forger's-cramp! 599 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,220 Shout it from the roof-tops! 600 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:44,900 It's coming, it's coming. Not there yet but getting there. 601 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:47,700 Not if you keep taking away the original every 5 minutes. 602 00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:50,220 I've brought it back. I don't need it any more. 603 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,620 I even cleaned it. 604 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:53,820 There. 605 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:54,780 That's all? 606 00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:57,340 I have to buy expertise 607 00:38:57,580 --> 00:39:01,220 and pay Monsieur Kelber's butcher. If this keeps up, I'll be cleaned out. 608 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,060 See here around the eye, 609 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:12,020 this twisted brush stroke, it doesn't seem much, 610 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,060 but it looks uncomfortable... I understand. 611 00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,740 OK old boy, get to work. 612 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:19,660 When you've pissed off out of here. 613 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,460 You looking for something there? 614 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,100 Canvases sized 40 x 65. 615 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:45,020 You at least know what you want! 616 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,460 I've already got the frames. 617 00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:53,580 The small Corot perhaps? 618 00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:55,380 No, too expensive. 619 00:39:57,820 --> 00:39:59,460 Hey. What? 620 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,260 I'll take this. 621 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,700 That's a good idea. 622 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,020 This too. 623 00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:11,580 They go well together. A bit smaller. 624 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,780 I saw you arriving by taxi. 625 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,300 It's slow, but at least regular. 626 00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:33,340 But you...you're most irregular. 627 00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:36,220 Keep up all that gossip and you'll have to squeeze it out of me. 628 00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:39,700 A slow settlement is at least better than wasting time in court. 629 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:43,140 OK...'til next month then! 630 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,580 Quiet! 631 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:57,860 Is that you? 632 00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:00,260 For heaven's sake stop that piano! 633 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,300 Jean-Pierre, stop playing. 634 00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:04,660 That boy's not allowed to breathe. 635 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:08,740 Here's a 1000 francs...take him to the movies so I don't have to listen to him. 636 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:12,460 Jean-Pierre, put on your hat and bring my handbag. 637 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:39,700 What are you doing? 638 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,580 I realised something... 639 00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:44,620 canvases sell better without paint on them. 640 00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:47,860 I understand: mind your own business. 641 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:51,780 Listen Clara, I can't explain my methods in 5 minutes. 642 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,700 That's OK...I'll leave you be. 643 00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:57,340 Sweetheart, I still have worries, but I AM trying to get us out of it. 644 00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,100 I'll explain later. 645 00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:01,660 Why not now? What's the difference. 646 00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:05,340 I know...but I can't tell you about anything just yet. 647 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:07,900 Or rather, about one thing. 648 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,020 I love you darling, I love you. 649 00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:17,340 So we're going for a walk? 650 00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:19,980 Say thanks to Papa for shouting us to a movie. 651 00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:23,060 Enjoy yourselves. 652 00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:29,220 Your problems are over. 653 00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:33,140 Some canvases of the period. You can't touch them before I say so. 654 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,860 You listening Viviane? 655 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,220 I'll put them away. 656 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:43,020 You're can certainly take your canvases off. 657 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,580 I'm bored stiff with Gauguin and his phiz! 658 00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:48,380 Don't just look at that one... look at them all! 659 00:42:48,620 --> 00:42:50,820 When I turn my back I can feel them looking at me. 660 00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:53,420 That's a good sign. It shows they're coming on! 661 00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:55,980 D'you know what I read in their eyes? 662 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,620 That I'm a scum! 663 00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,580 I'm off. 664 00:42:58,820 --> 00:43:02,500 Lacroix's waiting for me... relax, you're tired it's nothing to get upset about. 665 00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:06,020 Stop him drinking. Oh, you... phooey! 666 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,180 I'm disgusting. 667 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,860 I'm disgusting. 668 00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:59,300 Satisfied? this little collection amuse you? 669 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,260 Delighted! 670 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,660 So much the better, I got some bad news. 671 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:05,460 More money? Console yourself it was mine. 672 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,420 As you wish. 673 00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:09,260 We can compete on equal footing with the experts. 674 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,500 If that head-case wants to do it. 675 00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:13,420 He'll do it. There's time. 676 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:17,700 Lacroix ? 677 00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:20,220 It's me. It's Viviane, come quickly. 678 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:24,500 I couldn't stop him drinking. He's wrecking the old canvases. 679 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:25,940 I'm on my way. 680 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,580 What's up? 681 00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:31,180 Watroff's drunk... and wrecking the old canvases. 682 00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:33,260 Let's go. 683 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,460 So? 684 00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:40,500 He did it while I was out. He was like a madman. 685 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:41,540 He's calmed down. 686 00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:45,580 I've had it with you all, Gauguin too! 687 00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:54,860 I'll paint and I'll drink when I want to! 688 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:58,300 If you don't like it, you can fuck off! 689 00:44:58,540 --> 00:45:01,580 Say, isn't this terrific? Isn't it really good? 690 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,500 Sensational. 691 00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:06,300 That bastard! If he didn't drink so much we'd be getting there fast. 692 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,060 And he wouldn't have brought it off ! 693 00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:10,260 It's all there: the scratches, the shades 694 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,660 I aged it in a week. So, show the collectors? 695 00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:16,900 I've got one of them jumping up and down at Boston Airport! 696 00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:24,420 When I came back from the war, I had virtually nothing. 697 00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:27,580 Except for this little family heirloom... a Gauguin. 698 00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:32,980 I didn't yet know how I could use it... 699 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,820 until I met... 700 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:39,020 Watroff... he was a buddy from high-school, he was on the skids, 701 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:41,180 a drunk, painting for peanuts. 702 00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:45,620 Meeting him gave me the idea... 703 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,980 of developing the Gauguin, 704 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,860 and getting him to do the copies. 705 00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:54,580 - meanwhile we'd add 70 years to this 8-day old painting, 706 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:57,860 while Lacroix, in a vein of confidence, told me the story of his life. 707 00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:01,780 In brief, he had made a fake of his Gauguin and made a forger of his friend. 708 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:06,740 My name is Harrison. I got your cable, here I am. 709 00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:09,700 You were quick. I wanted to get here on the 1st. 710 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,420 Where is this Gauguin? 711 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,660 This way. 712 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,380 It's marvellous ! 713 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,300 How did you find it? 714 00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:37,060 In an attic... ...like all treasures. 715 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,180 What patina! What colour! 716 00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,460 This will be the pearl of my collection. 717 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:44,300 My only regret: to see it leave France. 718 00:47:44,540 --> 00:47:47,180 Ah ! My friend, at my place it will find a Van Gogh. 719 00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:14,780 There... the certificate of authenticity. 720 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:17,820 Oh, the certificate. Thank you, my eyes sufficed. 721 00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:19,780 If I make a cheque on Paris ? 722 00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:21,860 Yes if you wish, Mr Harrison. 723 00:48:39,260 --> 00:48:43,220 You asked 10 million. I don't haggle, that's petty. 724 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,940 That's nice. 725 00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:47,500 You're taking it back right away? 726 00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:50,540 Yes, I'm getting the plane back very soon. Thanks 727 00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:54,780 Shall I pack it for you? No, I have a car there. 728 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,060 Henri ? 729 00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:07,500 Merci! Nothing! 730 00:49:07,740 --> 00:49:09,780 Oh yes, thanks for contacting me. 731 00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,220 Au revoir. Goodbye. 732 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,260 Au revoir. 733 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,860 That's it. 734 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,660 I got my 10 million. 735 00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:02,540 Stop that and listen to the speaker! 736 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,660 I'm a scum. 737 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,100 I'm a scum. 738 00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:10,620 It's not true that I inherited some money. 739 00:50:10,860 --> 00:50:12,900 it's a sale. Sit down! 740 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,780 Bravo! Who was the buyer? 741 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,980 I'm not a failure like you, 742 00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:20,340 but the leader of a new school, "Imitative art". 743 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,940 A painter who sells himself! 744 00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:26,020 Stop squeezing my hand! Gauguin spat in my face! 745 00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:28,140 What was HE doing here? 746 00:50:29,220 --> 00:50:31,260 You know how much a Gauguin is worth? 747 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:32,060 6 million. 748 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,780 It's worth at least 10. 749 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:34,820 10 ? Yes. 750 00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:37,460 10! And the rest ? For the dealers. 751 00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:40,460 The sharks who run artists ragged! 752 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,340 While Gauguin starved. 753 00:50:44,580 --> 00:50:47,220 Gauguin...I know him...he's a buddy. 754 00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:51,340 He's a friend, a brother you don't leave. Listen what he writes. 755 00:50:51,580 --> 00:50:53,340 Oh...it's beautiful! 756 00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:56,620 "Got nothing from Vollard, 757 00:50:56,860 --> 00:51:00,380 "and the Tahiti mail won't be back for 2 months. 758 00:51:00,620 --> 00:51:03,620 "Until then, I'll get my bread on credit from the Chinese. 759 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,420 "no money in the house." 760 00:51:05,660 --> 00:51:07,660 Tahiti would've been beautiful. 761 00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:10,460 To Martinique, Martinique... 762 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:12,300 It's so chic.. . 763 00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,300 No money...you hear me? 764 00:51:14,540 --> 00:51:16,980 And I get drunk on HIS dough! 765 00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:20,740 Claude, go and lie down. First I gotta say sorry. 766 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:25,140 Sorry, Gauguin ! 767 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,020 I'll start over! 768 00:51:31,820 --> 00:51:34,220 Be nice and clear the sofa. 769 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,060 What've you done to Gauguin? 770 00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:38,860 He's dead. You didn't kill him?...no. 771 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,580 Not killed...sold him out... 772 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,660 like Judas. 773 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,700 What's happening? 774 00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:53,180 He doesn't seem well. --- 775 00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:55,900 Kids, please excuse me, I don't want to chase you out, 776 00:51:56,140 --> 00:51:58,580 but he'll be better alone. Can I help you clean up? 777 00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:00,860 No thanks, I'm used to it. 778 00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:06,740 Shame...we had fun though. Really? That wasn't so funny. 779 00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:13,220 If you need me, call me. 780 00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:29,620 Stupid dope ! You wanna get us all arrested? 781 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,780 Claude, you can hear me? 782 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,500 You won't wake him up. 783 00:52:35,740 --> 00:52:38,700 I've gotta talk to him, it's urgent, Kelber sent me. 784 00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:41,020 Some ammonia ? Good idea. 785 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,420 So, this ammonia? 786 00:52:54,660 --> 00:52:57,380 I've got some ..but where... that's the question. 787 00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:01,460 That's not it? Don't joke! 788 00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:04,300 That's acid to unblock the sink. 789 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:06,420 Ah ! Here it is. 790 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,780 I got a headache. 791 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,020 Listen, you drunkard...!... 792 00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:26,740 Your public confession was very moving. You read Dostoyevski? 793 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,980 Lemme alone! 794 00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:30,140 Kelber might be pleased with you... 795 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,540 ...but what happened here? 796 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,340 Now you mess up the eyes? 797 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,740 You're frightened of him looking at you? 798 00:53:40,060 --> 00:53:42,260 Yes...that's it... he's remorseful! 799 00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:46,820 With the 2 million he earned, the gent's buying himself a concience. 800 00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:49,660 What'll you do...cursed with all that money? 801 00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:53,420 Put on nightly feasts for the local destitutes? 802 00:53:55,820 --> 00:53:59,180 If I were you I'd have a mass said for Gauguin's soul... 803 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,180 ...and for yours at the same time. 804 00:54:01,420 --> 00:54:03,380 Because we've got to make you see reason. 805 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,580 It's the soul of a petty thief. 806 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:06,820 Fuck off! 807 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,100 Wake up to yourself, Claude! 808 00:54:08,340 --> 00:54:11,460 We're all in the same boat... and we can't let you sink it! 809 00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:14,260 Have a good sleep, set yourself to getting back to work... 810 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:17,340 and fix up Gauguin to look you in the eye. 811 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,380 Shut up! 812 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,060 And then... 813 00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:23,540 ...don't feel shamed by him. 814 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,140 Your the clever one. 815 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,220 - Claude ! 816 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,740 Get out. 817 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,660 I warned you, Viviane. 818 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,180 You see where this is leading? 819 00:54:42,420 --> 00:54:44,900 Today, he no longer recognizes his friends. 820 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,860 Tommorrow he'll be seeing rats gnawing at him. 821 00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:49,860 Tomorrow afternoon, Sainte Anne asylum. 822 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,300 Stop him drinking. 823 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,260 - Watroff did in fact make 2 more excellent copies of the Gauguin, 824 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:22,060 though not without pain. 825 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,260 He was able to appease his scruples 826 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:27,220 and control his drinking to get the result. 827 00:55:27,460 --> 00:55:30,060 Looking back on it, he was certainly cheated, 828 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:31,740 but the brute deserved it. 829 00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:34,580 He didn't have the right to get drunk at that time. 830 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:42,020 There! 831 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,780 That makes 150. 832 00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:47,260 -Pay you tomorrow. Of course my beauty, of course. 833 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:48,980 So, Monsieur Kelber... 834 00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:51,860 A bit of lamb? It's as tender as my thigh. 835 00:55:54,460 --> 00:55:57,100 And so... there!...� the last of your lolly. 836 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,100 Oh, it wasn't so urgent! 837 00:55:59,340 --> 00:56:01,020 If it' a bother... No, it's fine. 838 00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:03,140 Good...you must tell me... 839 00:56:03,380 --> 00:56:07,020 The deal wasn't as quick as you said it'd be, 840 00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:09,940 but in the end... I've done very well anyway! 841 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,380 Yes, a real miracle. 842 00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:14,620 If you get another one, I'm at your service. 843 00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:18,540 Oh, Bertrand, you're too good, I'd like to eat you up! 844 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,260 Marc, Jean-Pierre came 3rd. 845 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,340 Oh, bravo ! 846 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,860 Hop out, I'll put it away. 847 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,580 Thanks...that'd be nice. 848 00:56:30,380 --> 00:56:32,820 Jean-Pierre, stay in the car with Papa. 849 00:56:34,620 --> 00:56:38,060 A little lamb, Madame Kelber ? It's as tender as my heart! 850 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,500 That's a good idea. 851 00:56:39,740 --> 00:56:41,580 Your boy came 3rd? Yes, out of 40. 852 00:56:41,820 --> 00:56:44,300 Ah, ah ! I see he's his father's son! 853 00:56:44,540 --> 00:56:46,660 Dogs don't make cats, eh? 854 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,500 You're leaving? 855 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:53,940 Like every Saturday. 856 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,020 I didn't know. 857 00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:57,500 My father has a bistro along the Seine. 858 00:56:57,740 --> 00:56:59,980 Sundays he needs help. And Claude ? 859 00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:02,860 TThose two always argue. Best he stays here. 860 00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:04,900 He won't lose any time! 861 00:57:05,140 --> 00:57:07,340 When do you get back? Monday morning. 862 00:57:07,580 --> 00:57:10,300 Claude's gone to Kelber's. The gallery? 863 00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:12,860 Probably. What's he doing down there? 864 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:16,380 How would I know? Wait if you're going there... 865 00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:22,060 Lacroix! It's no problem... it's not heavy! 866 00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:29,660 Keep your voice down, my wife's here�. What are you doing...screwing me? 867 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:32,580 6 million for a Gauguin, whadda you take me for? 868 00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:36,420 6 million... and then some...a lot! I know it was worth at least 10. 869 00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:38,620 We didn't have the luxury of being too demanding! 870 00:57:38,860 --> 00:57:42,180 So maybe I'm wrong... Let's go to your bank and see your statements. 871 00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:44,420 I don't like having my word questioned! 872 00:57:44,660 --> 00:57:46,420 I don't like a slap in the face. 873 00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:49,300 I know I'm a scoundrel, but you are too. 874 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,580 Two more! 875 00:57:50,820 --> 00:57:53,260 Two more what? Two more scoundrels! 876 00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:56,940 What's up with him? He claims he's been swindled. 877 00:57:57,180 --> 00:57:59,300 Are you crazy enough to risk exposure here? 878 00:57:59,540 --> 00:58:02,980 Shut it...! dear old school-chum... ...you're in it with him to fleece me. 879 00:58:03,220 --> 00:58:05,180 Ah... that's the way it is... 880 00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:08,140 That's the way it is and I'll get you. 881 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,660 I've done nothing wrong. 882 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:13,380 I've been doing unsaleable Gauguin copies as a form of painting-technique training. 883 00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:16,620 I haven't antiqued them or signed them... I'm innocent. 884 00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:18,580 He won't let us explain ourselves 885 00:58:18,820 --> 00:58:20,580 You gonna start with your confessions again? 886 00:58:20,820 --> 00:58:23,060 Let's suppose I got the accounts wrong, 887 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,020 Come off it! 888 00:58:24,260 --> 00:58:26,620 that given my risks and Lacroix's expenses, 889 00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:29,820 I figured a three-way split was not equitable. 890 00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:31,980 After all, he's worked too. 891 00:58:32,220 --> 00:58:34,620 Admit... how much 've you screwed me for? 892 00:58:34,860 --> 00:58:38,620 We could try and adjust his share to...say...... 893 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,020 two-million-five. Mm? 894 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:42,380 3 million. 895 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,220 You pair of scumbags! 896 00:58:44,460 --> 00:58:46,940 I need a drink. I've had you two! 897 00:58:48,340 --> 00:58:50,940 Listen carefully. I don't want 3 million, 898 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:51,900 I want 4 ! 899 00:58:52,140 --> 00:58:53,460 Shut up! Your not being fair. 900 00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:56,660 It's an adjustment to punish you for screwing me. 901 00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:59,260 - Claude ! Shut up you lying swindler! 902 00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,060 Gotta get hold of the copy, quick-smart. 903 00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:17,820 It'll be the last, I've got one certificate left. 904 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,300 Got a client? 905 00:59:19,540 --> 00:59:21,860 A Brazilian who writes me every 8 days. 906 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,060 And afterwards ? Afterwards? 907 00:59:23,300 --> 00:59:25,460 You sell the real one, that'll be easier. 908 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:26,940 Won't need Claude any more. 909 00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:28,740 Thank God for that! Jean-Pierre! 910 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:29,780 But how to keep him quiet? 911 00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:32,260 Your scales darling. It's in his interest. 912 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:34,340 When he drinks, he talks too much. 913 00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:38,220 The other evening with his buddies, he gave a full-blown speech. 914 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,820 We need to shut him up. 915 00:59:40,060 --> 00:59:42,220 Just what I was thinking. 916 00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:45,620 Oh no...not that! --- 917 00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:48,860 No other way. Anything but that! 918 00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:51,100 I'm thinking about your situation. --- 919 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,980 Your wife...your boy. 920 00:59:53,220 --> 00:59:55,500 You've earned the right to a peaceful life. 921 00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:57,260 We gotta find another way. 922 01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:15,620 Within 8 days we'd worked out a watertight alibi... 923 01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:18,180 ...but not so good that it LOOKED like an alibi. 924 01:00:18,420 --> 01:00:22,420 It was enough to see a show that Lacroix and I had already seen. 925 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:25,460 We went back there together Saturday evening, 926 01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:28,820 while Viviane was helping her parents in their bistro. 927 01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:31,620 Two stalls please Mademoiselle. 928 01:00:31,860 --> 01:00:35,420 Funny how your nails are the same colour as the tickets. 929 01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:36,980 Is that to be stylish? 930 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,140 Thanks. 931 01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:43,620 Has the main feature started? Yes, Monsieur, 10 minutes ago. 932 01:00:43,860 --> 01:00:46,540 How come is it nine o'clock already? It's just only five past nine. 933 01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:18,260 Who's there? Open the door, it's us! 934 01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:21,620 I'm asleep. 935 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,260 Open up, it's us! 936 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,580 - Coming. 937 01:02:50,220 --> 01:02:52,940 Do we have to show our credentials? You wouldn't pass! 938 01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:55,300 Viviane's not here? Saturdays, 939 01:02:55,540 --> 01:02:58,180 she's at her father's place. She'll miss the party. 940 01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,100 What party? 941 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:01,180 Work's finished, time to toast success. 942 01:03:01,420 --> 01:03:04,620 Bravo! Now he's started to print money! 943 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:05,820 And my dough? 944 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:08,140 It's here. 945 01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:09,500 It's here. 946 01:03:26,420 --> 01:03:28,700 This is what we destroy ourselves for. 947 01:03:28,940 --> 01:03:30,460 Come on... no black thoughts. 948 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,820 To the health of the millionaire! 949 01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:36,580 Now that it's finished, I have the right to drink! 950 01:03:36,820 --> 01:03:39,540 You weren't expecting us, were you. I was getting bored without you. 951 01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:51,220 What's up with Kelber ? He's got an odd look. 952 01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:52,700 Don't take any notice. 953 01:03:54,180 --> 01:03:56,540 My millions are stuck in his craw? 954 01:03:58,520 --> 01:03:59,660 Hey... little new-age Vollard ! 955 01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:01,980 When's my exhibition happening? 956 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,860 When you're ready. 957 01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:06,740 I'll never be ready. You'll live off your means! 958 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:07,820 That's it. 959 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,260 To millionairs ! 960 01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:18,220 You've never asked me why I drink. 961 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:21,500 Because one day, I showed my work to Matisse. 962 01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:22,860 He was very frank. 963 01:04:23,180 --> 01:04:27,340 He told me "it's rubbish my boy, find another profession". 964 01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:31,340 I didn't want to hear it. So I get drunk not to hear it. 965 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:40,780 Poor guy! 966 01:04:41,020 --> 01:04:42,980 The moment we've been waiting for. 967 01:04:43,220 --> 01:04:45,740 Help me get him onto the sofa. 968 01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:55,740 Grab your millions... that'll buck you up! 969 01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:32,900 Your gloves. 970 01:05:34,460 --> 01:05:36,140 Maybe he won't talk. 971 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,900 He'll talk for sure. 972 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,300 He's right-handed. 973 01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:49,940 The right temple. 974 01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:01,700 This is exactly where to point it. 975 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,340 Whatta you up to? 976 01:06:13,380 --> 01:06:16,140 I wanted to sit down, but you've taken all the places. 977 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,820 Sit down. 978 01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,300 Let's go. 979 01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:24,500 Wait, I'm going to try 980 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:25,940 something else. 981 01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:28,220 I can't...I don't have the strength. 982 01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:30,820 You know what to expect if he talks? 983 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:32,220 He won't talk. 984 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,500 You'll take the risk? 985 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,900 Go on...wrap up the paintings. 986 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:27,820 What are you doing? 987 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,100 A drunk'll drink anything. 988 01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,500 But it's acid. 989 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,060 Make him drink it. 990 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:35,420 No. 991 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,980 So...by the grace of God... 992 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,060 Take off your gloves. 993 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,100 Claude. 994 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:10,660 Hullo, Claude ! 995 01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:12,060 Feeling better? 996 01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:35,300 Good...so 997 01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:37,020 To us! 998 01:08:42,380 --> 01:08:43,740 Stop me from drinking! 999 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,820 Oh, you know... 1000 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,020 ...one more or less... 1001 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,140 Get back... he'll throw up. 1002 01:08:58,860 --> 01:09:01,420 What've you made me drink? 1003 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,300 My nose's bleeding. 1004 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:13,900 Be careful of stains. 1005 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,020 It's ten past eleven. 1006 01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:28,180 We gotta hurry. 1007 01:11:15,420 --> 01:11:17,140 I don't think we've forgotten anything. 1008 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:18,540 You sure? 1009 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:21,220 After what we've been through together, 1010 01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,100 ...you can use 'tu' with me. 1011 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:34,500 'morning! 1012 01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:36,860 You seen Mr Watroff ? No. 1013 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:39,060 He must be still asleep ! 1014 01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:58,180 Madeleine ! 1015 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,500 Madeleine ! 1016 01:13:26,380 --> 01:13:27,900 What you want? Dry white. 1017 01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:28,900 Me too. 1018 01:13:29,140 --> 01:13:31,100 Fine. Small whites all 'round. 1019 01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:33,660 We'll find out Claude was a genius. 1020 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:34,580 Exactly. 1021 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,180 Grief's distracting you. 1022 01:13:36,420 --> 01:13:38,740 You'll see. Go over to the H�tel Drouot. 1023 01:13:38,980 --> 01:13:40,340 To sell what? 1024 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:41,780 Leave it where it is. 1025 01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:45,340 If it's suicide...that's what he thought of his own work. 1026 01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:47,660 He only left one beautiful thing behind - Viviane. 1027 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:49,100 Poor Claude. 1028 01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:53,140 When I think it was just last Saturday he was still with us.. 1029 01:13:53,380 --> 01:13:56,300 I saw him in the studio, taking the Gauguin. 1030 01:13:56,540 --> 01:13:59,980 Kelber thought he was acting strangely... I didn't notice anything. 1031 01:14:00,220 --> 01:14:01,860 But now I see... 1032 01:14:02,260 --> 01:14:04,100 ...I could have done something. 1033 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:08,500 What's been happening? 1034 01:14:13,940 --> 01:14:16,420 Have the police been? Have they questioned you? 1035 01:14:21,860 --> 01:14:25,380 To think that at the time I was enjoying myself at the 'Path� Palace'. 1036 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,140 With Kelber, besides. 1037 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,180 It's too crazy. 1038 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:30,620 You never stop. 1039 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,540 I know very well you've killed him. 1040 01:14:33,780 --> 01:14:36,260 Yes, he was smitten with remorse due to me. 1041 01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:38,420 That's not what I meant. 1042 01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:42,060 What DO you mean? 1043 01:14:42,700 --> 01:14:45,980 Kelber didn't have the courage to come to the funeral. 1044 01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,660 Poor guy's laid up in bed. 1045 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:49,460 Sick? 1046 01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:53,220 Oh, nothing serious. It won't stop him selling the painting. 1047 01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:55,540 That's good. He's expecting a Brazilian. 1048 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:57,020 When? 1049 01:14:57,340 --> 01:15:01,100 Tomorrow or the next day. He's already booked a room at The Claridge. 1050 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:02,180 Bravo ! 1051 01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:06,500 You'll get Claude's share to the last cent. 1052 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:08,020 I guarantee. 1053 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,060 You're very honest. 1054 01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:50,060 Here, darling, take this. 1055 01:15:56,700 --> 01:15:58,380 Lacroix insists on seeing you. 1056 01:15:58,600 --> 01:15:59,660 Ask him in. 1057 01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:01,740 Come in. 1058 01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:09,180 How you going? 1059 01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:10,140 So-so. 1060 01:16:10,740 --> 01:16:12,620 Sweetheart, send Marguerite to get 1061 01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:15,740 the evening papers. It's her day off. 1062 01:16:15,980 --> 01:16:18,500 But I'll go. Don't tire yourself. 1063 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:23,100 - So? 1064 01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:24,140 Your nose? 1065 01:16:29,740 --> 01:16:31,620 It comes back from time to time, 1066 01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:32,820 when I'm thinking. 1067 01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:34,100 You think too much. 1068 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:35,420 Relax. 1069 01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:37,420 So how've things been going? 1070 01:16:37,660 --> 01:16:40,340 Very well...everyone believes suicide. 1071 01:16:40,580 --> 01:16:42,820 Everyone... and Viviane? 1072 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:43,780 Viviane ? 1073 01:16:44,180 --> 01:16:46,340 She's only asked about her share. 1074 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,220 So I needn't worry? 1075 01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:50,660 Tell me... 1076 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,700 Has your Brazilian turned up? 1077 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:55,980 Not yet. 1078 01:16:58,620 --> 01:17:00,660 I wish he'd hurry up. 1079 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:01,620 Because... 1080 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,580 Viviane's a woman. 1081 01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:06,260 and woman... 1082 01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:08,700 is weak... 1083 01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:14,020 - It interests me, but I don't want to go over 8 million. 1084 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:15,940 - It's worth 10, you know? 1085 01:17:16,180 --> 01:17:18,300 - maybe, but that's a lot. 1086 01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:19,860 - I'll let it go for 9. Sold! 1087 01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:22,020 I have the certificate of authenticity. 1088 01:17:22,260 --> 01:17:24,260 If it's not too much of a problem, 1089 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:28,020 I want an expert second opinion. 1090 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,340 Second opinion? 1091 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,100 If you wish. 1092 01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:36,620 Something wrong? 1093 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:38,260 Nothing...it'll pass. 1094 01:17:40,820 --> 01:17:44,060 My expert in Paris is Monsieur Martinaud. D'you know him? 1095 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,100 Martinaud ? 1096 01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:46,460 Yes, I know him. 1097 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,060 Good, we'll call him. 1098 01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:50,820 I don't think he's in Paris at the moment. 1099 01:17:51,060 --> 01:17:53,260 He is...I've already made contact with him. 1100 01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:54,420 May I...? 1101 01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:55,260 Yes. 1102 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:04,660 Mr Martinaud ? 1103 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:06,580 It's Peradi Luna here. 1104 01:18:07,740 --> 01:18:09,660 When could we expect you? 1105 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:10,980 11 o'clock? 1106 01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:13,580 Confirmed sir! 1107 01:18:13,940 --> 01:18:16,300 That's impossible, that's less than an hour. 1108 01:18:16,540 --> 01:18:19,020 We can be there in five minutes. See you. 1109 01:18:35,740 --> 01:18:38,380 There are no subscribers on the requested number 1110 01:18:38,780 --> 01:18:42,460 Please check the number in the directory. 1111 01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,300 There are no subscibers... 1112 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:05,340 Hullo, Viviane ? 1113 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,180 Do you know where Lacroix is? 1114 01:19:07,420 --> 01:19:09,980 I need him His number isn't answering. 1115 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:13,940 I've no idea! Maybe his phone's out of order. 1116 01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:17,660 Run over to Chaville. Maybe he's gone off with the Gauguin. 1117 01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:18,980 Not funny! 1118 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:20,820 I've gotta go...excuse me. 1119 01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:33,300 D'you want a hand? 1120 01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:36,060 Oh, it's you! I was just going to call you. 1121 01:19:36,300 --> 01:19:39,340 Exactly!... With what 'phone? The line's cut. 1122 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:42,140 There's nothing more to be done except sell up.. 1123 01:19:42,380 --> 01:19:44,340 But I haven't given you my address. 1124 01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:47,220 I know! 10 hours by plane, 5 days by dugout. 1125 01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:48,340 Oh, come on, Kelber ! 1126 01:19:48,580 --> 01:19:51,340 OK we'll leave it... But something serious has cropped up. 1127 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:52,660 What, the police? 1128 01:19:52,900 --> 01:19:55,020 Getting hot. I need the real Gauguin. 1129 01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:56,580 What's happened? 1130 01:19:56,820 --> 01:19:58,980 The Brazilian wants an expert opinion. 1131 01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:00,740 The copy won't pass. 1132 01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:01,900 You're sure? 1133 01:20:02,900 --> 01:20:05,780 No chance. He's asked for Martinaud. 1134 01:20:06,020 --> 01:20:09,060 And since your scam with me he's going to be wary.. 1135 01:20:09,460 --> 01:20:12,220 Hmm... this is serious... 1136 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:13,340 Because of what? 1137 01:20:13,580 --> 01:20:17,300 Well... because I put the real one in the luggage room at the Gare de Lyon station. 1138 01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:20,660 And would you believe it... I can't find the ticket. 1139 01:20:20,900 --> 01:20:22,900 You fucking with me? On my word. 1140 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:24,300 You're fucking with me! 1141 01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:33,300 You can't find the ticket! 1142 01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:34,740 No, but hang on. 1143 01:20:35,220 --> 01:20:38,420 I think I remember. So tell me where it is! 1144 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:40,820 In my waistcoat pocket. 1145 01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:48,020 Mr Kelber's late. 1146 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:51,540 He's not known to be late, he's a very punctual man. 1147 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,540 Ah! What was I saying? 1148 01:20:57,420 --> 01:20:59,980 Ah... the masterpiece! You got it back? 1149 01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:03,420 I had a joke pulled on me, and a very bad joke at that. 1150 01:21:05,180 --> 01:21:06,820 Ah! My compliments, old chap. 1151 01:21:07,060 --> 01:21:09,780 It's certainly the canvas that I admired here before. 1152 01:21:10,020 --> 01:21:12,420 And one of the most beautiful that I've ever seen. 1153 01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:16,660 If the national galleries weren't so tight-fisted, I know where it should belong. 1154 01:21:16,900 --> 01:21:19,100 I'll draw you up a certificate. 1155 01:21:19,340 --> 01:21:22,460 If you'll allow me, Monsieur Martinaud? I'm very sorry but 1156 01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:25,100 I'd like a VERY thorough expert appraisal. 1157 01:21:25,340 --> 01:21:27,540 My dear sir, I'm the just the one to do that for you. 1158 01:21:27,780 --> 01:21:30,100 He's right... you can never be too careful. 1159 01:21:30,340 --> 01:21:32,420 Maybe I'm a bit uncivilised. Not at all. 1160 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:34,140 As the French say, 1161 01:21:34,380 --> 01:21:37,140 the Brazilians went straight from the parrot 1162 01:21:37,380 --> 01:21:39,700 to the gramaphone. Good grief, Kelber ! 1163 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,340 - What is it? 1164 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,180 D'you realise 1165 01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:45,980 this is a fake again! 1166 01:21:46,220 --> 01:21:48,460 You're joking? Not at all! 1167 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,100 Take a look for yourself. 1168 01:22:03,101 --> 01:22:13,101 "This painting is a fake done at the request of Messrs Kelber and Lacroix" 1169 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:23,060 I swear I don't understand. 1170 01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:24,620 I don't understand. 1171 01:22:24,860 --> 01:22:26,700 I understand even less. 1172 01:22:26,940 --> 01:22:30,300 It's an excellent copy... I almost got taken in. 1173 01:22:30,540 --> 01:22:32,620 I'd been warned... that's why I was so insistent. 1174 01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:36,100 A blatant scam! You should lodge a complaint. 1175 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:37,620 I don't understand. 1176 01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:39,900 Ask the woman who 'phoned me. 1177 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,980 She must know you. 1178 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:45,580 I'll be your witness. 1179 01:22:45,820 --> 01:22:48,860 A trial? That takes time, and I'm too busy. 1180 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:53,140 As for you Kelber, I advise you to forget about doing what you do. 1181 01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:57,060 I'll not accept a man like you corrupting the arts community. 1182 01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:59,980 My canvas... I'll keep it. On principal. 1183 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:02,180 Show him out. 1184 01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:25,100 Alors, Mr Kelber ? 1185 01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:26,660 You've been appraised by the expert? 1186 01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:28,340 Oh...so you're the woman. 1187 01:23:28,580 --> 01:23:31,180 What do you think? That I'd let you get away 1188 01:23:31,420 --> 01:23:33,380 scot-free? I don't understand. 1189 01:23:33,620 --> 01:23:36,380 It's quite simple. Claude didn't trust you, as you can well imagine. 1190 01:23:36,860 --> 01:23:40,180 You've shown him how to 'antique' a canvas. He's copied you. 1191 01:23:40,420 --> 01:23:42,500 You've accepted the fake as the real one. 1192 01:23:42,740 --> 01:23:44,140 You warned the client ? 1193 01:23:44,380 --> 01:23:47,020 At The Claridge. He was quick on the uptake for a foreigner. 1194 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:48,060 Why? 1195 01:23:48,300 --> 01:23:50,700 Claude warned me that you'd kill him. 1196 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:52,580 I didn't want to believe it. 1197 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,220 We were at the cinema. 1198 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,740 Oh yes... at the Path� Palace. 1199 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:56,820 That's right. 1200 01:23:57,060 --> 01:23:59,780 There was a documentary on carrier pigeons. 1201 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:00,860 Exactly. 1202 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:04,500 Unfortunately for you the documentary 1203 01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:07,220 was never screened on Saturdays. 1204 01:24:11,740 --> 01:24:15,820 If you're thinking of running away, I wouldn't advise the Chaville house. 1205 01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:17,860 Lacroix's in a bit of bother down there. 1206 01:24:19,260 --> 01:24:22,020 Better to go home and console your wife. 1207 01:24:22,260 --> 01:24:24,500 She's been very worried since my call. 1208 01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:28,900 Kelber ! 1209 01:24:31,020 --> 01:24:35,340 Don't worry about the real Gauguin. It's in a safe place for a long time. 1210 01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,780 Your paper, Mr Kelber. 1211 01:25:27,781 --> 01:25:31,781 "THE FAKE PAINTING AFFAIR Arrest of Robert Lacroix" 1212 01:26:09,460 --> 01:26:11,940 Marc, someone phoned... it wasn't true was it...? 1213 01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:13,500 Tell me it's not true! 1214 01:26:13,740 --> 01:26:15,900 Marc. Don't talk about it... it's all too horrible. 1215 01:26:16,140 --> 01:26:17,500 It WAS true! But why? 1216 01:26:17,740 --> 01:26:20,620 You wouldn't live with a guy like me without money. 1217 01:26:20,860 --> 01:26:23,820 So! It was because you loved us! Well, not Jean-Pierre, as you well know. 1218 01:26:24,060 --> 01:26:28,140 Maybe that was the reason. But I wouldn't have dared do it if I'd loved him. 1219 01:26:28,380 --> 01:26:29,900 Let's run away! I'm cornered. 1220 01:26:30,140 --> 01:26:32,500 What'll happen to us? Nothing'll happen to you, so get going. 1221 01:26:32,740 --> 01:26:34,580 No, I'm staying! Think about the boy! 1222 01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:35,540 But what about you? 1223 01:26:35,780 --> 01:26:39,220 I don't need anyone, just worry about your little Musketeer. 1224 01:26:39,460 --> 01:26:41,780 Listen to me! Goodbye Clara...goodbye darling ! 1225 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:43,020 Marc, listen to me! 1226 01:27:15,220 --> 01:27:16,580 Open up, police ! 1227 01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:56,780 Subtitles: FatPlank / RLB. 90675