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>> * IS LOVE ENOUGH?
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* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
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* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
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* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
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* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
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* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
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* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
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* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
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* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
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* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
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* WE WONDER IF IT'S ENOUGH, BUT
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WE NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH LOVE *
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* NEVER TOO MUCH LOVE
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>> * NEVER TOO MUCH
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>> * TOGETHER WE'RE STRONGER
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* OUR LOVE WILL LAST LONGER
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THAN WE EVER DREAMED OF *
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>> * THAN WE EVER DREAMED OF
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>> * THAN WE EVER DREAMED OF
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>> * IS LOVE ENOUGH?
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* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
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* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
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* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
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* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
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* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
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* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
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* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
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>> * I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE
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[ Normal voice ] I'M IN LOVE!
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>> I THINK YOU FORGOT TO SAY
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"LOVE."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> I'M IN LOVE.
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>> AWW.
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>> OKAY, SO, T'EO, WHAT KIND OF
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DRESS ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?
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>> OOH, LET ME GO GET THE
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PICTURE.
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YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT!
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>> I'M SURE I WILL.
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>> SHE'S SO CUTE.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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>> HEY, BRINN.
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>> HEY, BRINN.
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>> YOU DON'T LIKE THAT HAND, DO
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YOU?
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>> OH, THERE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
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GO AHEAD. CHECK THAT OUT.
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NOW, YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE HER
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RING.
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE, BUT
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I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT ALL OF
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THAT.
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WE ARE GETTING MARRIED!
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>> YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED.
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HERE. YOU CAN HAVE IT.
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>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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>> I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED.
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>> Both: WHAT?
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>> WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> LEE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE
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KIDS.
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>> OH, GIRL, HE'S JUST SAYING
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THAT RIGHT NOW.
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HE'LL CHANGE HIS MIND.
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BUT COME ON. LET'S PARTY!
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>> NO, NO.
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HE'S NOT GONNA CHANGE HIS MIND.
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I ASKED HIM HOW SOON DOES HE
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WANT TO START HAVING A FAMILY,
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AND HE SAID HE HAD ALREADY BEEN
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DOWN THAT ROAD, AND HE WAS DONE.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR
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ATTITUDE.
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>> CHANGE MY ATTITUDE?
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>> YES, YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR
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ATTITUDE.
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NOW, I KNOW THIS IS A PARTY FOR
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OUR DOUBLE WEDDING, AND I KNOW
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YOU AND LEE JUST GOT INTO AN
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ARGUMENT.
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BUT I'M STILL GETTING MARRIED,
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AND I WANT A PARTY, OKAY?
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PARTY OVER HERE!
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>> YOU'RE BEING INSENSITIVE.
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>> YES, VERY INSENSITIVE.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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I DON'T WANT TO BE SAD.
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>> WELL, IT'S MY PARTY, TOO.
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>> FINE.
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FINE, FINE.
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>> IT'S OKAY, BRINN.
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>> BUT EVERYBODY UP IN MY HOUSE
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NEEDS TO BE OVER HERE PARTYING
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WITH ME.
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HO! HEY!
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[ HUMMING ]
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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>> BRINN.
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BRINN, IT'S OKAY.
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>> DID I MENTION THE WEDDING WAS
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IN...HAWAII?
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H-H-HAWAII!
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H-H-HAWAII!
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>> I'M JUST GONNA GO FOR A
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SECOND.
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>> I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE.
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>> OH, GOSH. I'M SORRY.
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>> YEAH, YEAH. OKAY.
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I SEE. I SEE. I ALREADY SEE.
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I'M-A HAVE TO GET TWO NEW
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BRIDESMAIDS.
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>> I WANT TO BE HER BRIDESMAID.
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>> UP IN HAWAII.
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>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
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I JUST LOST 10 POUNDS RUNNING
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BACK AND FORTH -- I'M NOT -- NO,
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I CAME HERE FOR A PARTY, NOT A
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RELAY RACE.
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I'M GOING TO THE CLUB.
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COME ON, REX.
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>> I WANT TO GO TO HAWAII.
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>> REX.
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>> Both: * HAWAII, HAWAII
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>> REX.
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>> [ SIGHS ] SORRY.
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>> UH-HUH.
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>> FEEL BETTER, GIRL.
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>> UH-HUH.
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>> OH, THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR DEEP
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CONCERN.
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>> YOU SEE? YOU SEE THAT?
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YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID?
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YOU JUST RUINED THE PARTY.
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>> WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
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YOU CAN TRY TO GO ON WITH THE
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PARTY WHEN I'M DEVASTATED.
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>> UGH! OKAY. FINE.
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NOW TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED, OKAY?
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AND MAKE SURE YOU SAY IT EXACTLY
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LIKE HE DID 'CAUSE I ALREADY
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KNOW YOU EXAGGERATE.
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>> I'M NOT --
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU GET UP.
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YOU BE HIM, AND I WILL BE YOU.
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HOLD ON.
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>> I CAN DO THAT.
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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LEE, WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO
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START A FAMILY?
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>> OH, UH, WHAT YOU MEAN,
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FAMILY?
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>> OH, YOU KNOW -- ME, YOU, A
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COUPLE OF KIDS.
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>> OH, ME, YOU, A COUPLE KIDS?
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SHOOT, I DON'T KNOW.
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I MEAN, I WAS THINKING MAYBE,
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UH, 20 YEARS?
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>> MY EGGS ARE GONNA BE
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SCRAMBLED BY THEN.
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>> OH, WELL, THEN I GUESS IT'S
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JUST GONNA BE ME AND YOU, BABY.
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AND THEN HE TRIED TO KISS ME.
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>> WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO?
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>> I TRIED TO RIP HIS BOTTOM LIP
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OFF.
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WHY DOESN'T HE WANT TO HAVE KIDS
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WITH ME?
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>> WELL, I --
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>> YOU KNOW, IT'S BECAUSE HE'S
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SELFISH.
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HE'S AN ONLY CHILD AND HE NEVER
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HAD TO SHARE ANYTHING.
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>> SO, MAYBE --
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>> AND NOW HE THINKS THAT HE
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DOESN'T HAVE TO SHARE ME.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I AM NOT GOING FOR IT.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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BRINN, I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE
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A BREATH, AND I THINK YOU AND
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LEE NEED TO HAVE A HEART TO
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HEART.
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>> HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEART.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.
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NOW, YOU ALREADY KNOW LEE IS
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KIND, AND HE'S GENEROUS.
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I JUST THINK HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW
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IMPORTANT THIS IS TO YOU.
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>> WELL, WHEN HE FINDS ALL OF
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HIS CLOTHES OUT FRONT, HE'LL
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REMEMBER.
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HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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BRINN, YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU
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TOLD ME AFTER LEE PROPOSED TO
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YOU?
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>> I SAID THAT I PRAYED FOR HIM
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AND THAT I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW
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EXACT MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU DID SAY THAT.
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SO, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS PUT
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YOUR RING BACK ON AND PUT A
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SMILE ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE IT IS
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ALL GONNA WORK OUT, OKAY?
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MM-HMM.
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MM-HMM.
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>> YOU THINK I WASN'T GONNA
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NOTICE?
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GIVE ME MY RING BACK.
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>> WHAT -- WHAT YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
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>> OHH.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU ARE ACTING MIGHTY POSSESSIVE
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FOR SOMEBODY WHO DIDN'T EVEN
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WANT TO GET MARRIED TWO MINUTES
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AGO.
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>> WHAT WOULD YOU DO, T'EO, IF
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NELSON SAID THAT HE DIDN'T WANT
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TO HAVE KIDS WITH YOU?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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I'D SAY, "YOU BETTER KNOCK ME UP
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BEFORE I KNOCK YOU OUT."
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>> I KNOW YOU WOULD.
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>> YOU KNOW I WOULD.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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THERE'S THAT SMILE I'M TALKING
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ABOUT.
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>> MM.
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I'M SORRY I RUINED THE PARTY.
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>> MM. IT'S OKAY.
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THE REAL ENGAGEMENT PARTY'S ON
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YOU.
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>> THE REAL -- WHAT WAS THIS?
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>> OH, THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS WAS
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JUST THE PRE-ENGAGEMENT COCKTAIL
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AFFAIR.
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>> HOW MANY PARTIES DO YOU HAVE
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PLANNED, MISS T'EO?
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>> OH, ONE A MONTH UP UNTIL THE
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WEDDING.
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>> ONE A --
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>> I MEANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT,
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SO COME ON.
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LET'S GO ON AND GET RIGHT TO IT.
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SO, FIRST, WE HAVE THE
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ENGAGEMENT PARTY.
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WE HAVE THE PARENTS'
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CELEBRATION.
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WE HAVE THE "SINGLE NO MO"
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SOIREE.
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>> WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?
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>> OH, THAT'S WHERE WE INVITE
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ALL THE SINGLE GIRLFRIENDS THAT
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WE DON'T LIKE, AND WE MAKE THEM
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JEALOUS.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK YOU SHOULD LET ME WEAR
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YOUR RING FOR THAT.
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>> NO.
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>> OKAY, WELL, YOU THINK ABOUT
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IT.
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YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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THEN WE HAVE THE -- HOLD ON --
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"BOOM, I GOT A MAN" BARBECUE.
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THEN WE HAVE THE LOVE LUNCHEON.
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GIRL, YOU KNOW I HAVE IT ALL
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WORKED OUT.
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>> I SEE YOU DO.
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THIS IS A WHOLE ENTIRE
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POWERPOINT RIGHT HERE.
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>> OH, SEE, I'M READY.
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I'M READY.
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I'M VERY ORGANIZED.
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>> YOU ARE VERY ORGANIZED.
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>> I HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY
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HANDS.
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>> A WOMAN ON A MISSION, I TELL
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YOU.
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>> POP, I CAN DROP IT OFF TO
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YOU.
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YEAH.
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YEAH, I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW.
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OKAY.
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BYE.
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>> I'M READY TO GET BACK
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TOGETHER.
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>> WHEN DID WE BREAK UP?
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>> DO YOU WANT TO GET BACK
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TOGETHER OR NOT?
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>> OKAY, OKAY, WELL, I'M GLAD
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WE'RE BACK TOGETHER.
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HY DID WE BREAK UP? W
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>> ARE WE HAVING KIDS?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT?
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>> YES, WE'RE STILL TALKING
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ABOUT THAT.
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ARE WE?
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>> THE JURY IS STILL OUT.
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>> WELL, IF THE VERDICT DOES NOT
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COME BACK "YES," SOMEBODY AROUND
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HERE IS GETTING THE DEATH
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PENALTY.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE LOCKED INTO A
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CHILDLESS MARRIAGE.
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>> ISN'T BEING MARRIED TO ME
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ENOUGH?
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>> NO.
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I WANT BABIES -- BIG, FAT,
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ADORABLE BABIES.
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TWO, MAYBE THREE.
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>> YOU ALREADY HAVE A SON.
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>> NO.
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OU HAVE A SON, WHO I WILL Y
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TREAT AS MY OWN, BUT HE IS A
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TEENAGER, AND I WANT A BABY.
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>> ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU'RE ACTING
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LIKE A BABY.
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YOU KNOW I HAD TRENT WHEN I WAS
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20.
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IF WE HAVE A CHILD NOW --
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>> CHILDREN.
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>> CHILD, CHILDREN, EITHER WAY,
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I'M GONNA BE OVER 50 WHEN MY
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KIDS ARE GROWN.
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>> CHILDREN ARE A HERITAGE OF
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THE LORD.
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>> OH, I LOVE HOW YOU QUOTE
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SCRIPTURES WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO
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MAKE A POINT.
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>> I'M A P.K. WHAT CAN I SAY?
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IT'S HOW I WAS RAISED.
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>> THEN IF WE HAVE KIDS, I WILL
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HAVE RAISED KIDS MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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>> WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE
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THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU
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WAS SPREADING YOUR LOVE ALL OVER
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THE COLLEGE CAMPUS.
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>> NO, WHAT IS THIS SPREADING --
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WHAT ARE YOU -- SO THIS IS MY
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FAULT?
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>> YES.
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I JUST FEEL LIKE NOW I'M BEING
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CHEATED OUT OF HAVING A BABY
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WITH THE MAN I LOVE.
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>> AH, BUT AT LEAST YOU STILL
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LOVE ME.
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>> YES, BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU.
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AND I CAN'T GET MARRIED TO
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SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE.
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>> BRINN, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO
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BULLY ME INTO THIS DECISION.
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WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
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>> FINE.
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SOONER RATHER THAN LATER,
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THOUGH.
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I'M GOING HOME.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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HEY.
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>> HEY, BRINN. HEY, DAD.
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>> YOU'RE HERE EARLY.
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WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?
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>> SHE DROPPED ME OFF.
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DAD, LOOK, THERE'S A PROBLEM.
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>> IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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VALERIE SAID SHE'S PREGNANT.
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>> SO EVERYBODY IS HAVING BABIES
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EXCEPT ME.
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD GO
380
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AND GET SOME GIRL PREGNANT.
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DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM
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MY MISTAKE?
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>> ARE YOU SAYING I'M A MISTAKE?
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>> I'M SAYING YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN
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MORE CAREFUL.
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>> GUYS, LET'S JUST BACK IT UP,
387
00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:13,067
OKAY?
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LOOK, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS
389
00:10:14,633 --> 00:10:16,133
GIRL IS ACTUALLY PREGNANT, AND
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WE DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S YOURS.
391
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>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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SHE'S MY GIRL.
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>> SOMETIMES GIRLS GET
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THEMSELVES INTO SITUATIONS, AND
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THEY'RE NOT ALWAYS HONEST.
396
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>> YOU ARE TOO YOUNG AND
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IRRESPONSIBLE TO HAVE A BABY.
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>> I'M RESPONSIBLE.
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>> BOY, I BOUGHT YOU FOUR PHONES
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IN THE LAST YEAR.
401
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NOW, WHEN YOU LEAVE THAT BABY IN
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00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,367
THE MOVIE THEATER, THEY'RE GONNA
403
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PUT YOUR BUTT IN JAIL!
404
00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:38,600
>> LEE!
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LEE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON
406
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AND MEET UP WITH YOUR DAD, OKAY?
407
00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:43,300
I WILL HANDLE THIS.
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00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,000
ME AND YOU ARE GONNA GO VISIT
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MISS VALERIE.
410
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>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD
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IDEA.
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00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,267
HER DAD MIGHT BE AT HOME.
413
00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:50,767
>> AND?
414
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,267
>> AND I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP MY
415
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BODY IN ONE PIECE.
416
00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:53,767
>> WHY?
417
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YOU ALREADY LOST HALF YOUR
418
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BRAIN.
419
00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,867
AND YOU WANT TO HAVE MORE?
420
00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:58,400
>> DON'T PUT THIS ON ME BECAUSE
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00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,500
YOUR SON IS CARELESS.
422
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,300
>> CARELESS?
423
00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,700
>> CLUELESS IS MORE LIKE IT.
424
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,833
>> WELL, AT LEAST HE'S NOT
425
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:03,300
SELFISH.
426
00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:04,533
>> WHAT'S SELFISH IS YOU NOT
427
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,567
CONSIDERING HOW I FEEL.
428
00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:06,833
>> MEN AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO
429
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,533
HAVE FEELINGS.
430
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,800
[ Mockingly ] OH, YOU HURT MY
431
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:09,300
FEELINGS.
432
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:09,967
>> EXCUSE ME.
433
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,633
>> Both: WHAT, TRENT?!
434
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:13,067
>> UM, CAN WE GET BACK TO MY
435
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:13,800
EMERGENCY NOW?
436
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,267
>> IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND
437
00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:16,767
WE FORGOT ABOUT YOUR EMERGENCY,
438
00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:17,500
YOU'RE CRAZY.
439
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,867
>> LEE!
440
00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:20,400
WHY DON'T YOU GO ON, OKAY?
441
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,400
I'LL HANDLE IT.
442
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,967
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
443
00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,733
HOME.
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00:11:24,733 --> 00:11:28,367
>> JUST GO.
445
00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:32,167
>> [ SIGHS ]
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00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,833
>> DAD.
447
00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:38,933
I'M SORRY.
448
00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:40,633
ARE WE REALLY GOING OVER TO
449
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,433
VALERIE'S?
450
00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:44,067
>> YES.
451
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:44,933
>> I DON'T WANT TO GO.
452
00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:45,867
>> YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU
453
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,067
SHOULD'VE SAID THAT TO VALERIE
454
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,200
AND WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS
455
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,067
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
456
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,067
MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE SAID, "I
457
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,267
DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE.
458
00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:52,400
I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE CAR.
459
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,300
I DON'T WANT GO IN THE
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BACK SEAT."
461
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,900
>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
462
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,167
COME ON, HER DAD'S GONNA BE
463
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:57,533
REALLY MAD, AND HE MIGHT HURT
464
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:57,833
ME.
465
00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:58,800
>> OH, PLEASE, BOY.
466
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,233
>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
467
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:01,333
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
468
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:02,733
CAN WE JUST WAIT ONE MORE DAY?
469
00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:04,067
PLEASE.
470
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,233
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
471
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,433
PLEASE.
472
00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:09,400
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
473
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,533
BUT WE ARE GOING TOMORROW.
474
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,367
>> THANK YOU.
475
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,067
THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
476
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:16,767
>> MM-HMM.
477
00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:17,667
>> THANK YOU.
478
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,067
>> MM-HMM.
479
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:23,067
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
480
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,400
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME, AIN'T
481
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,867
NOBODY GOT TIME, AIN'T NOBODY
482
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:27,967
GOT TIME FOR THAT.
483
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:34,767
>> HEY, POP.
484
00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:36,167
>> HEY, HEY, SON.
485
00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:37,700
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
486
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,833
>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THEM
487
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,400
YELLOW PANTS?
488
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,933
>> I'M -- I'M DIFFERENT.
489
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:43,900
>> [ SCOFFS ]
490
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,100
HEY, CHECK HER OUT.
491
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,067
>> CUTE.
492
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,367
BUT YOU KNOW I'M ENGAGED.
493
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,467
>> NOT FOR YOU. FOR ME.
494
00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:52,333
>> FOR YOU?
495
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,267
SHE'S KIND OF YOUNG, ISN'T SHE?
496
00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:56,100
>> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?
497
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,967
>> 55, AND YOU SHOULD ACT LIKE
498
00:12:57,967 --> 00:12:59,400
IT.
499
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,667
>> [ SCOFFS ]
500
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,967
JUST BECAUSE I LOVE THE LADIES
501
00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:04,900
DON'T MEAN I'M IMMATURE.
502
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,300
>> "LOVE THE LADIES"?
503
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,067
"LOVE THE LA--" COME ON NOW.
504
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,067
WHAT IS THIS?
505
00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:10,600
WHAT IS ALL THIS JEWELRY?
506
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,900
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
507
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,767
>> OH, YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU?
508
00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:16,600
THIS IS MY "CHING."
509
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,367
>> YOUR WHAT?
510
00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:18,833
>> MY CHING -- YOU KNOW, LIKE
511
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,200
THE SOUND YOU MAKE WHEN YOU
512
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,800
SPEND MONEY, LIKE "CHING, CHING,
513
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,300
CHING."
514
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,533
>> IT'S "BLING."
515
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,500
IT'S BLING, LIKE WHEN YOU SEE
516
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,600
ULTRA-BRIGHT DIAMONDS -- BLING.
517
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,500
>> NO, I LIKE MINE BETTER --
518
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,133
CHING.
519
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:32,067
>> SO, YOU THINK THIS GIRL'S
520
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:34,300
GONNA ACTUALLY LIKE ALL THAT?
521
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,433
>> [ LAUGHS ]
522
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:38,833
SON, IT'S A SIGN OF SUCCESS.
523
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,867
>> POP, YOU OWN AN ARCHITECTURAL
524
00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:41,400
FIRM.
525
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,500
THAT'S SUCCESS.
526
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,133
>> I'LL LOOK CRAZY WITH A
527
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,767
TOWNHOUSE AROUND MY NECK.
528
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:47,233
>> YOU LOOK CRAZY NOW.
529
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,767
POP, YOU DON'T NEED ALL THAT TO
530
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:50,267
IMPRESS A WOMAN, AND IF YOU DO,
531
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:51,267
YOU DON'T NEED HER.
532
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,467
>> LOOK WHO'S GIVING ME
533
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:53,667
ADVICE -- THE SAME GUY I
534
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,067
COULDN'T EVEN LET GO TO THE
535
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,500
FAMILY REUNIONS 'CAUSE HE KEPT
536
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,067
FALLING IN LOVE WITH ALL OF HIS
537
00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:58,567
COUSINS.
538
00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,133
>> SHH!
539
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:01,400
I WAS 6, OKAY? I WAS 6.
540
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,533
I DIDN'T KNOW NO BETTER.
541
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:03,900
>> [ High-pitched voice ] HERE
542
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,133
YOU GO, A RING POP, COUSIN
543
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:05,533
TASHA.
544
00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:06,700
[ Normal voice ] REALLY?
545
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,833
>> LOOK, I ACTUALLY HAVE
546
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,200
SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TALK TO
547
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,900
YOU ABOUT, ALL RIGHT?
548
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,567
TRENT SAID HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN
549
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:13,700
SOME GIRL PREGNANT.
550
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,700
>> WAIT A MINUTE. UNH-UNH.
551
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,167
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, MAN.
552
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:16,867
>> I KNOW.
553
00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:17,733
>> NO, NO, NO.
554
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,467
I CANNOT BE A GREAT-GRANDFATHER.
555
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,767
I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THAT.
556
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,400
THIS IS GONNA MESS UP MY WHOLE
557
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:22,900
IMAGE.
558
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,067
>> YOU? YOU?
559
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,333
THE BOY -- THIS COULD RUIN HIS
560
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:26,733
LIFE.
561
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,800
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
562
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,967
THIS COULD RUIN HIS LIFE.
563
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,300
HE CAN BARELY MATCH HIS SOCKS,
564
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,533
LET ALONE RAISE A CHILD.
565
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:33,200
>> WAIT.
566
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,900
LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS NOW.
567
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,367
IS SHE REALLY PREGNANT?
568
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:38,300
'CAUSE SHE MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE
569
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:41,067
GOLD MINERS.
570
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,233
>> GOLD DIGGERS, AND WE DON'T
571
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,833
KNOW.
572
00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:48,800
>> WELL, I MEAN, IF IT'S TRUE,
573
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,533
HE'LL HAVE A CRASH COURSE IN
574
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:51,600
RESPONSIBILITY.
575
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,167
>> YEAH, I GUESS.
576
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:55,800
AND BRINN'S TALKING ABOUT HAVING
577
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,600
A FAMILY AND BABIES.
578
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,467
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
579
00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:00,067
YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE
580
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,233
AT LEAST TWO WITH HER.
581
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,067
>> TWO? WHAT?
582
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,533
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT ANY
583
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:04,167
MORE KIDS.
584
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,633
>> WELL, DON'T GET MARRIED TO
585
00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:06,100
BRINN.
586
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,200
SHE GOT THAT LOOK IN HER EYES.
587
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,467
BABIES, BABIES.
588
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:12,267
IF YOU SNEEZE ON HER --
589
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:14,600
BAM -- PREGNANT.
590
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,067
BUT WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MAN?
591
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:16,767
YOU LOVE HER.
592
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,267
>> YEAH, BUT I HAD TRENT WHEN I
593
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:19,067
WAS 20, OKAY?
594
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:20,433
AND IF I HAVE A CHILD NOW, I
595
00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:21,800
WOULD'VE DEDICATED MY WHOLE
596
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,933
ENTIRE LIFE TO RAISING
597
00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:24,433
CHILDRENS.
598
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:25,333
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
599
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,967
WELL, THE FIRST COMMANDMENT SAYS
600
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,300
BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY.
601
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,933
SHOOT, I'M THINKING ABOUT HAVING
602
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:32,167
ANOTHER ONE MYSELF -- MAYBE TWO.
603
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,367
>> WHAT?
604
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,733
>> YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I NEED
605
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:36,900
SOMEBODY TO PASS ON MY
606
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:37,767
INHERITANCE TO.
607
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:38,733
>> UH, ME, HELLO.
608
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,200
I'M RUNNING THE BUSINESS WITH
609
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:40,600
YOU.
610
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,067
>> I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THE
611
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:42,600
BUSINESS.
612
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,067
I'M TALKING ABOUT MY CHING.
613
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,067
UNLESS YOU WANT IT.
614
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:47,700
>> NO, NO.
615
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:48,867
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
616
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:49,600
>> I MEAN NO.
617
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,500
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
618
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,967
>> I LIKE THE COLOR OF MY NECK.
619
00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:52,867
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
620
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,400
MY NEXT SON IS GONNA BE WAY MORE
621
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,300
APPRECIATIVE.
622
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,967
BUT LOOK, IF YOU WANT ME TO,
623
00:15:56,967 --> 00:16:00,900
I'LL TALK TO TRENT
624
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,500
NAH, I'LL HANDLE IT.
625
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,867
>> HEY, YOU WANT A SCONE?
626
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,333
>> THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME HAVE
627
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,767
THE PARTY HERE LAST NIGHT.
628
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:12,233
>> OH, NO PROBLEM, BABES.
629
00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:13,800
HOW MANY PANCAKES YOU WANT?
630
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,433
>> NONE.
631
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,067
>> SO YOU CAME ALL THE WAY OVER
632
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,567
HERE THIS MORNING JUST TO WATCH
633
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:19,133
ME COOK?
634
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:20,633
>> WELL, NO CARBS UNTIL AFTER
635
00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:22,100
THE WEDDING BECAUSE I HAVE TO
636
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,600
LOSE 10 POUNDS TO FIT INTO MY
637
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,067
DRESS.
638
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,533
>> YOU HAVEN'T PURCHASED THE
639
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:26,067
DRESS?
640
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,700
>> BUT WHEN I DO PURCHASE IT,
641
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,333
I'M PURCHASING IT A SIZE TOO
642
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,067
SMALL SO THAT I HAVE TO LOSE
643
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:31,733
10 POUNDS.
644
00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,733
>> SEE, WHY DO WOMEN GET SO
645
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:35,767
CRAZY ABOUT THESE WEDDINGS?
646
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,967
I MEAN, THE FOCUS SHOULD BE ON
647
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:40,067
THE RELATIONSHIP.
648
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,067
>> WELL, OUR RELATIONSHIP IS
649
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,167
PERFECT, SO...
650
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,067
[ LAUGHS ]
651
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:46,133
>> THINK SO?
652
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:48,667
>> WHA-- YOU DON'T?
653
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,100
>> WE HAVE SOME THINGS TO WORK
654
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,333
ON, YOU KNOW?
655
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,233
>> LIKE?
656
00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:54,533
>> WELL, UM...
657
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:56,067
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
658
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:58,233
YOU COULD WORK ON NOT BEING SO
659
00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:00,333
SELF-CENTERED, AND YOU COULD
660
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,067
BUDGET A LITTLE BETTER.
661
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:03,433
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
662
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:05,600
IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF "ME" UP IN
663
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,733
THIS "WE."
664
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,300
>> I'M JUST SAYING THAT WE
665
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,133
SHOULD KEEP STRIVING TO GET OUR
666
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,567
RELATIONSHIP AS CLOSE TO
667
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,200
PERFECTION AS POSSIBLE, YOU
668
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:13,700
KNOW?
669
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,467
COME HERE.
670
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,067
>> YEAH, SO, UH, WHY DO YOU
671
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,633
THINK PEOPLE GET DIVORCED?
672
00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:19,400
>> WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET,
673
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,967
AND YOU'RE ALREADY TALKING
674
00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:21,600
DIVORCE?
675
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,067
>> NO, BUT WE'RE GONNA BE
676
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,800
MARRIED IN A COUPLE MONTHS, AND
677
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,267
I REALLY WANT IT TO LAST.
678
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,833
SO, HOW DO YOU THINK WE CAN
679
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:28,767
AVOID DIVORCE?
680
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:30,467
>> OKAY, COME HERE. COME HERE.
681
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,233
TALK TO ME.
682
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:34,200
LET ME THINK. UM...
683
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,900
HONEST COMMUNICATION -- WE HAVE
684
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,667
TO TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT BOTHER
685
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:38,067
US.
686
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:38,633
>> OKAY.
687
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:40,167
I DON'T LIKE YOUR PANCAKES.
688
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,433
THEY TASTE LIKE PASTE.
689
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:42,333
>> WAIT. WHAT?
690
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:45,533
MY PANCAKES ARE GREAT.
691
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:46,933
THAT'S MY MAMA'S RECIPE.
692
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,733
>> YEAH, AND SPEAKING ABOUT YOUR
693
00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:49,433
MOTHER --
694
00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:50,933
>> BABY STEPS. BABY STEPS.
695
00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:51,667
ALL RIGHT?
696
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,333
TOO MUCH HONEST COMMUNICATION
697
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,967
CAN ALSO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP.
698
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,733
>> BABY, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW I
699
00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:57,933
LOVE YOUR MOTHER.
700
00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:59,500
BUT WHEN I MOVE UP IN HERE, SHE
701
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,200
CANNOT JUST DROP BY WHENEVER SHE
702
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:01,700
WANTS.
703
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,233
>> MY MOTHER DOESN'T JUST DROP
704
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,233
BY WHENEVER SHE --
705
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,300
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
706
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:06,900
HOLD ON.
707
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,733
>> YEAH. YEAH.
708
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:08,667
GO GET THE DOOR.
709
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,300
>> NOT ALL THE TIME, JUST MAYBE
710
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:10,967
THIS TIME.
711
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,600
>> MM-HMM. GET THE DOOR.
712
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,300
>> HEY!
713
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,467
>> HELLO, BABY.
714
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:16,067
MMM!
715
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,067
I PICKED UP YOUR DRY-CLEANING,
716
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:18,633
DEAR.
717
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:20,400
>> OKAY, THANK YOU, MAMA.
718
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,467
>> HEY, T'EO.
719
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,333
>> MM-HMM.
720
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,400
>> MOVING ABOUT EARLY.
721
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,733
UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN HERE SINCE
722
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:25,367
LAST NIGHT.
723
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,800
>> WELL, MA, THAT'S NONE OF YOUR
724
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,367
BUSINESS.
725
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,700
>> NO, NO. OF COURSE NOT.
726
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:29,767
IT'S GOD'S BUSINESS.
727
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,233
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR
728
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:32,700
MARRIAGE IS PURE IN HIS EYES.
729
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,133
>> WELL, PAULA, IT'S JUST A
730
00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:35,533
PIECE OF PAPER, AND IN OUR
731
00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:37,133
HEARTS, WE ARE ALREADY MARRIED.
732
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:37,733
>> WELL, IF THAT MEANT ANYTHING,
733
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,100
>> WELL, IF THAT MEANT ANYTHING,
734
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,600
YOUR HEART WOULD HAVE FINGERS
735
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,733
FOR THE RINGS, DEAR.
736
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,400
>> OKAY, THANK YOU, MAMA, FOR
737
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,500
THE DRY-CLEANING.
738
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,300
>> OH, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING.
739
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,067
WHY SHOULD WE HAVE THE WEDDING
740
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,800
IN HAWAII WHEN I CAN GIVE YOU A
741
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,367
LUAU IN MY BACKYARD, RIGHT?
742
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:52,400
IT'S BIG ENOUGH.
743
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,733
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
744
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:54,767
>> IT'S NOT HAWAII.
745
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,200
>> I COULD MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
746
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:56,733
HAWAII.
747
00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:57,800
>> THERE'S NO OCEAN.
748
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,800
>> THERE'S A POOL.
749
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,300
>> THERE'S NO COCONUT TREES.
750
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,800
>> HONEY, I COULD GO BUY SOME
751
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,300
COCONUTS, YOU KNOW, PLACE THEM
752
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,567
IN THE SCRUBS, YOU KNOW?
753
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:05,667
OH, AND I COULD ASK YOUR
754
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,067
UNCLE BUFORD TO BRING UP ONE OF
755
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,167
HIS PIGS FROM THE FARM IN
756
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:08,833
MISSISSIPPI.
757
00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:09,200
YEAH.
758
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,533
WE CAN JUST ROAST IT AFTER THE
759
00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:11,067
CEREMONY.
760
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,667
>> Both: WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII.
761
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,400
>> [ SIGHS ]
762
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,833
WELL, YOU SHOULD BE THINKING
763
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,067
ABOUT SAVING SOME MONEY.
764
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:18,667
>> WE WILL -- AFTER WE COME BACK
765
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:21,767
FROM HAWAII.
766
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,267
>> WELL, I CAME TO SEE IF YOU
767
00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,600
WANTED TO HAVE BREAKFAST.
768
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,133
BUT I GUESS BREAKFAST HAS COME
769
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:26,667
TO YOU.
770
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,300
>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU, ALL
771
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:28,767
RIGHT?
772
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,100
>> I THINK I'LL BE GOING.
773
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,767
>> LOVE YA.
774
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,133
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
775
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,233
>> BYE, PAULA.
776
00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:40,400
>> MM-HMM.
777
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,667
>> [ LAUGHS ]
778
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,500
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
779
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,400
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR MAMA NEEDS
780
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,367
FOR BREAKFAST?
781
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:50,133
A MANWICH. [ LAUGHS ]
782
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:51,133
ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
783
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:51,867
>> I GET IT.
784
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:53,133
YEAH, MY MOTHER'S FINE.
785
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:55,200
>> YEAH, OKAY, WHATEVER.
786
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,900
OOH!
787
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,733
I DO LOVE THE WAY YOU LOOK IN A
788
00:19:58,733 --> 00:19:59,267
SUIT.
789
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:00,567
>> WELL, YOU KNOW ME.
790
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,167
>> WHAT'S THIS RIGHT HERE?
791
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,000
>> OH, IT'S PROBABLY A RECEIPT.
792
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,033
>> HANDWRITTEN?
793
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,567
>> OH, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
794
00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:07,733
THAT'S PROBABLY --
795
00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:09,133
>> WAIT, WAIT. IS THIS ABOUT ME?
796
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:09,967
>> NO, THIS IS --
797
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,000
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
798
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,567
>> BABY --
799
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:14,900
>> "PROS -- GREAT COOK, PRETTY
800
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,433
SMILE, THIN MOTHER?!"
801
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:18,233
>> NO, JUST LET ME SEE IT.
802
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:22,067
>> "CONS -- WHINY, TALKS MORE
803
00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:23,367
THAN SHE LISTENS...
804
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:25,300
WON'T KEEP HER LEGS SHAVED?!"
805
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,100
>> I TOLD YOU IT WAS NOTHING.
806
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,933
>> I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAD TO
807
00:20:28,933 --> 00:20:30,833
MAKE A LIST IN ORDER TO PROPOSE
808
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:31,400
TO ME.
809
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,300
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS ABOUT
810
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:33,767
YOU?
811
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,667
>> OH, WHAT, YOU'RE JUST MAKING
812
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,200
LISTS ABOUT OTHER WOMEN?
813
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,267
>> NO, NO, IT'S -- IT'S ABOUT
814
00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:39,833
YOU.
815
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,767
>> AND THE CON LIST WAS WAY
816
00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:43,600
LONGER THAN THE PRO LIST.
817
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,467
>> AND I STILL PROPOSED TO YOU
818
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,000
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, OKAY?
819
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,400
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
820
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,667
>> YOU MADE A LIST!
821
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,200
>> EVERYONE MAKES A LIST.
822
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,067
JUST SMART ENOUGH TO GET RID OF
823
00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:54,967
IT.
824
00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:55,833
>> LET ME SEE THE LIST.
825
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:56,633
>> YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
826
00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:57,133
>> UNH-UNH.
827
00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,067
"CONS"...
828
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:02,200
>> [ SIGHS ]
829
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,567
>> OH, OKAY.
830
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,500
TH-THIS IS REALLY HOW YOU THINK
831
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,067
OF ME?
832
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,767
>> BABY, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
833
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,133
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? NO.
834
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,167
I SEE OUR RELATIONSHIP REALLY
835
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,300
ISN'T PERFECT.
836
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:16,600
HERE'S YOUR LIST.
837
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,900
>> BABY, COME ON.
838
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,133
>> DON'T.
839
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,567
>> [ SIGHS ] T'EO.
840
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:23,467
T'EO.
841
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:26,600
IT'S NOT THAT SERI--
842
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,167
[ SIGHS ]
843
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,067
[ SCOFFS ]
844
00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:38,500
>> MAN, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T
845
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,833
BELIEVE YOU INTERROGATED HER
846
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:40,433
LIKE THAT.
847
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,900
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WATCH
848
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,300
BACK-TO-BACK "LAW & ORDER" FOR
849
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:43,833
NOTHING.
850
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:44,767
>> SHE JUST CAVED.
851
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,200
>> WELL, SHE HAD NO CHOICE WITH
852
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,833
ME ON THE CASE.
853
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,600
HER EYES WERE SNEAKY LIKE A
854
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,200
SNAKE.
855
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,367
>> LIKE A SNAKE.
856
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:53,300
>> HER POSTURE WAS WEAK LIKE A
857
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:53,967
POSSUM.
858
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:54,700
>> WEAK.
859
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,667
>> AND SHE KEPT STUTTERING LIKE
860
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:57,833
A BROKEN RECORD.
861
00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:00,333
"I-I-I-I--"
862
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:01,900
>> A WHAT?
863
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,600
>> A BROKEN RECORD?
864
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,967
VINYL?
865
00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:06,333
LP?
866
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,167
>> OH! OH, OH.
867
00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:08,667
YOU MEAN THOSE THINGS THAT ARE
868
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:09,800
LIKE A BLACK FRISBEE?
869
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,133
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
870
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:11,600
ABOUT.
871
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,300
>> UNH-UNH.
872
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,133
YOU KNOW WHAT?
873
00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:14,700
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A RECORD
874
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,200
IS, THEN YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG
875
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,400
TO BE HAVING BABIES.
876
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,367
YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO STAY AWAY
877
00:22:20,367 --> 00:22:21,633
FROM THESE GIRLS.
878
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,533
>> I TRY, BUT, LIKE YOU SAID,
879
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:24,733
THEY ARE SNEAKY.
880
00:22:24,733 --> 00:22:26,700
>> THEY'RE NOT THAT SNEAKY.
881
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,700
IT TAKES TWO.
882
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,100
YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO
883
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,300
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE
884
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,233
EQUATION.
885
00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:33,533
>> YES, MA'AM.
886
00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:34,833
[ DOOR OPENS ]
887
00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:35,833
>> MM-HMM.
888
00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,333
>> DAD, DAD. DAD.
889
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,067
>> HMM?
890
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:40,100
>> UH, BRINN GOT VAL TO ADMIT
891
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,667
THE BABY WASN'T MINE.
892
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:42,800
>> REALLY? AH.
893
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,767
I GUESS SHE WAS A GOLD MINER
894
00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:45,667
AFTER ALL.
895
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:46,567
>> A WHAT?
896
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,067
>> WELL, NEVER MIND.
897
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,367
SO, UH, WHAT HAPPENED?
898
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:50,833
>> YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HER.
899
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:52,600
BRINN CIRCLED HER LIKE THAT LADY
900
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,700
ON THE "LAW" SHOW.
901
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,833
>> OLIVIA. "LAW & ORDER: SVU."
902
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,200
>> YEAH, LIKE OLIVIA,
903
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,067
"LAW & ORDER: SVU."
904
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:01,067
>> [ LAUGHS ]
905
00:23:01,067 --> 00:23:03,133
WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL, SON, BUT
906
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,067
NEXT TIME, YOU MIGHT NOT BE SO
907
00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:05,700
LUCKY.
908
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:07,367
>> WON'T BE NO NEXT TIME.
909
00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:08,567
>> BETTER NOT BE.
910
00:23:08,567 --> 00:23:10,467
HEY, UM, LET ME TALK TO BRINN
911
00:23:10,467 --> 00:23:13,533
FOR A MINUTE, ALL RIGHT?
912
00:23:13,533 --> 00:23:16,067
>> MM. THANK YOU AGAIN.
913
00:23:16,067 --> 00:23:19,333
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
914
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:21,067
>> I, UM -- I REALLY APPRECIATE
915
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,500
YOU DOING THAT WITH HIM.
916
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,167
>> WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND HIS
917
00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:26,067
MOTHER, I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUS I'M
918
00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:27,233
THE COOLEST PARENT.
919
00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:28,800
YOU BETTER MARRY ME QUICK.
920
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,100
MY STOCK IS GOING UP.
921
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:30,967
[ CHUCKLES ]
922
00:23:30,967 --> 00:23:32,633
>> STILL MAD AT ME ABOUT THE
923
00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:34,267
BABY?
924
00:23:34,267 --> 00:23:35,733
>> NO.
925
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:37,233
GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO
926
00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:38,733
HAVE A BABY BY MY OTHER MAN.
927
00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:39,767
>> YOUR OTHER MAN?
928
00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:41,400
>> MM-HMM -- THE ONE WHO THINKS
929
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,767
THAT I WOULD MAKE A GREAT
930
00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:43,567
MOTHER.
931
00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:44,667
>> [ SIGHS ]
932
00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:46,200
LOOK.
933
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,967
IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T THINK YOU
934
00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:49,467
WOULD MAKE A GREAT MOTHER.
935
00:23:49,467 --> 00:23:51,933
IT'S JUST THAT I GOT SOME, YOU
936
00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:54,100
KNOW, SOME ISSUES TO WORK OUT.
937
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,867
>> OH, SO, THEN, YOU ADMIT THAT
938
00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:56,767
YOU'RE WRONG?
939
00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:58,233
>> NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
940
00:23:58,233 --> 00:23:59,867
I JUST SAID THAT I HAVE SOME
941
00:23:59,867 --> 00:24:01,100
ISSUES TO WORK OUT.
942
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,133
>> WELL, EITHER WAY, I'M HAVING
943
00:24:03,133 --> 00:24:04,100
SOME BABIES.
944
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,167
>> LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS DOUBLE
945
00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:07,967
WEDDING THAT'S OVER BUDGET.
946
00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:09,067
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
947
00:24:09,067 --> 00:24:10,333
>> SAVED BY THE BELL.
948
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:11,567
>> HMM.
949
00:24:11,567 --> 00:24:12,900
OH, SINCE YOU'RE STILL HERE,
950
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,167
LET'S ORDER PIZZA AND WATCH
951
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:14,967
MOVIES TONIGHT.
952
00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:16,933
>> SOUNDS GOOD.
953
00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:17,800
HEY, GIRL.
954
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,733
>> [ SIGHS ]
955
00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:19,967
>> WELL, CHEER UP.
956
00:24:19,967 --> 00:24:21,500
THE WEDDING IS BACK ON.
957
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,067
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
958
00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:23,967
>> YES, IT IS.
959
00:24:23,967 --> 00:24:25,867
LEE WANTS TO HAVE AT LEAST THREE
960
00:24:25,867 --> 00:24:26,367
KIDS.
961
00:24:26,367 --> 00:24:27,967
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] WHAT?
962
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,300
>> I CAN'T MARRY NELSON.
963
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,300
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
964
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,833
>> HE MADE A LIST OF PROS AND
965
00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:33,700
CONS ABOUT ME.
966
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:34,200
>> MM.
967
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,300
>> ALL MEN DO THAT.
968
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:36,800
>> YOU MADE A LIST ABOUT ME?
969
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,300
>> ALL UNSTABLE MEN DO THAT.
970
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,900
I WAS VERY SURE IN MY DECISION
971
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:40,733
TO MARRY YOU.
972
00:24:40,733 --> 00:24:41,533
>> GOOD SAVE.
973
00:24:41,533 --> 00:24:43,167
>> I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON TRENT.
974
00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:44,367
>> SO, WHAT HAPPENED?
975
00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:45,867
>> HE SAID THAT I WAS WHINY,
976
00:24:45,867 --> 00:24:47,533
THAT I WAS OVERDRAMATIC, THAT I
977
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:48,600
WAS BAD WITH MONEY.
978
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,233
AND GET THIS -- HE SAID I DON'T
979
00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:51,900
SHAVE MY LEGS, WHICH YOU KNOW IS
980
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,067
NOT THE TRUTH, OKAY?
981
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,367
WELL, TODAY IS NOT A GOOD
982
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:55,267
REPRESENTATION.
983
00:24:55,267 --> 00:24:56,400
>> OH!
984
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,167
OH, HONEY, IF YOU KEEP THIS UP,
985
00:24:58,167 --> 00:24:59,867
YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TO WEAR
986
00:24:59,867 --> 00:25:01,167
PANTS IN THE WINTER.
987
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,500
>> MY HAIR GROWS FAST.
988
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,967
>> THAT'S GENUINE ALPACA.
989
00:25:03,967 --> 00:25:05,067
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
990
00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:06,667
GET AWAY FROM MY LEGS, OKAY?
991
00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:07,667
FORGET MY LEGS.
992
00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:09,367
BUT IF HE THINKS SO NEGATIVE OF
993
00:25:09,367 --> 00:25:10,800
ME, WHY IS HE MARRYING ME?
994
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,400
>> BECAUSE HE STILL LOVES YOU
995
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,533
DESPITE YOUR FLAWS.
996
00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:15,067
THAT IS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE,
997
00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:15,567
HONEY.
998
00:25:15,567 --> 00:25:16,733
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.
999
00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:18,367
>> HAPPY THAT MY MAN THINKS MY
1000
00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:19,933
TOES LOOK LIKE FLESH-COLORED
1001
00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:20,533
MARBLES?
1002
00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:21,700
>> WELL, YOU DO HAVE
1003
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:22,833
BARNEY RUBBLE FEET.
1004
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:24,067
GIRL, YOU KNOW THAT.
1005
00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:25,267
>> LOOK, I KNOW I HAVE
1006
00:25:25,267 --> 00:25:26,400
BARNEY RUBBLE FEET.
1007
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,767
HE'S SUPPOSED TO LOVE MY
1008
00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:29,167
BARNEY RUBBLE TOES, OKAY?
1009
00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:30,300
BUT HE HATES THEM.
1010
00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,967
HE HATES EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.
1011
00:25:31,967 --> 00:25:33,733
>> [ Mockingly ] HE HATES THEM.
1012
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,400
HE HATES EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.
1013
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,767
[ Normal voice ] WHINY,
1014
00:25:36,767 --> 00:25:37,700
OVERDRAMATIC?
1015
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,467
I THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT
1016
00:25:39,467 --> 00:25:41,167
BE A LITTLE BIT OF AN ACCURATE
1017
00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:41,667
LIST.
1018
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:42,833
>> THIS IS SERIOUS.
1019
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,867
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
1020
00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:46,433
LOOK, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS
1021
00:25:46,433 --> 00:25:47,633
WRITE YOUR OWN LIST.
1022
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,400
MAKE UP A PRO AND CON ABOUT HIM
1023
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,567
AND GIVE IT TO HIM.
1024
00:25:50,567 --> 00:25:52,367
YOU GUYS GO OVER IT, HAVE A GOOD
1025
00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:52,900
LAUGH.
1026
00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:55,467
>> I DON'T KNOW.
1027
00:25:55,467 --> 00:25:57,100
>> WELL...
1028
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:59,067
WHAT ABOUT THE DOUBLE WEDDING,
1029
00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:00,867
THE ONE WE'VE BEEN PLANNING
1030
00:26:00,867 --> 00:26:02,833
SINCE WE WERE IN SEVENTH GRADE?
1031
00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:04,800
>> YES, THE ONE THAT YOU WANTED
1032
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,467
TO CANCEL JUST YESTERDAY?
1033
00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:07,500
YEAH, YOU DID.
1034
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,667
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
1035
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,133
THIS IS THE THING, THOUGH --
1036
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,700
IT'S BACK ON, AND NOW YOU CAN'T
1037
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,400
RUIN IT.
1038
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,567
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
1039
00:26:13,567 --> 00:26:15,367
IF LEE DID MAKE A PRO-AND-CON
1040
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:17,167
LIST ABOUT YOU, "SELFISH" AND
1041
00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:19,133
"BOSSY" WOULD BE RIGHT UP AT THE
1042
00:26:19,133 --> 00:26:19,633
TOP.
1043
00:26:19,633 --> 00:26:21,333
>> I'M REALLY SORRY THIS IS
1044
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:22,333
BOTHERING YOU.
1045
00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:25,567
>> LOOK, I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT.
1046
00:26:25,567 --> 00:26:27,200
I JUST WANT HIM TO THINK THAT I
1047
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:27,533
AM.
1048
00:26:27,533 --> 00:26:28,533
IS THAT SO WRONG?
1049
00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:29,833
>> NO, HONEY, WE ALL DO.
1050
00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:31,333
>> BABE, YOU ORDER THE PIZZA
1051
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,633
YET?
1052
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:34,667
>> UM...NO.
1053
00:26:34,667 --> 00:26:36,167
I-I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND JUST
1054
00:26:36,167 --> 00:26:37,700
TALK TO T'EO FOR A LITTLE BIT.
1055
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,067
>> BUT IT'S SATURDAY, AND
1056
00:26:39,067 --> 00:26:39,800
TRENT'S HERE.
1057
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,300
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA ORDER
1058
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:42,567
PIZZA AND WATCH MOVIES.
1059
00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:43,567
>> I KNOW. I KNOW.
1060
00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:49,367
BUT LOOK AT HER.
1061
00:26:49,367 --> 00:26:50,200
I'M GONNA GO.
1062
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,867
BUT YOU STAY AND TALK TO TRENT.
1063
00:26:51,867 --> 00:26:53,533
>> YEAH, BUT I ALREADY GAVE HIM
1064
00:26:53,533 --> 00:26:55,067
ALL THE ADVICE I COULD GIVE.
1065
00:26:55,067 --> 00:26:56,667
>> WELL, MAYBE THEN YOU CAN GET
1066
00:26:56,667 --> 00:26:57,867
SOME ADVICE FROM HIM.
1067
00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,867
>> LIKE WHAT?
1068
00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:01,400
[ SCOFFS ]
1069
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,700
>> I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING.
1070
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,067
BUT REALLY, HE SEEMED LIKE HE
1071
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:05,067
WAS A LITTLE UPSET.
1072
00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:06,100
YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM.
1073
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,100
>> ALL RIGHT, I WILL.
1074
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:07,633
>> OKAY.
1075
00:27:07,633 --> 00:27:08,500
>> BUT LOOK, HEY.
1076
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,833
I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, T'EO'S
1077
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:11,067
BEEN YOUR FRIEND SINCE THE
1078
00:27:11,067 --> 00:27:12,500
FOURTH GRADE, BUT YOU'RE GETTING
1079
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,967
MARRIED, AND YOUR FAMILY'S GONNA
1080
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,067
HAVE TO TAKE PRIORITY.
1081
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,200
>> GOT IT.
1082
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,400
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW, I KNOW
1083
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,800
THERE'S A SCRIPTURE THAT TALKS
1084
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,233
ABOUT CLINGING TO YOUR HUSBAND.
1085
00:27:20,233 --> 00:27:21,700
>> NO, THE SCRIPTURE SAID THAT A
1086
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:23,067
MAN WILL LEAVE HIS FATHER AND
1087
00:27:23,067 --> 00:27:24,533
MOTHER AND CLEAVE UNTO HIS WIFE.
1088
00:27:24,533 --> 00:27:26,067
IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME
1089
00:27:26,067 --> 00:27:26,833
CLINGING TO YOU.
1090
00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:28,067
>> WELL, I KNOW THERE'S A
1091
00:27:28,067 --> 00:27:29,267
SCRIPTURE THAT TALKS ABOUT
1092
00:27:29,267 --> 00:27:30,133
SUBMITTING TO ME.
1093
00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:32,333
>> YES, WHEN WE'RE MARRIED, BUT
1094
00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:34,467
WE'RE NOT, SO...
1095
00:27:34,467 --> 00:27:35,833
LOOK, T'EO IS MY FRIEND.
1096
00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:37,067
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
1097
00:27:37,067 --> 00:27:38,733
SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME.
1098
00:27:38,733 --> 00:27:40,067
>> YEAH, WELL, SO AM I.
1099
00:27:40,067 --> 00:27:40,933
REMEMBER THAT.
1100
00:27:40,933 --> 00:27:41,767
>> OF COURSE.
1101
00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,867
IN THE MEANTIME, I'M JUST GONNA
1102
00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:47,067
NEED YOU TO STUDY UP.
1103
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:49,767
HEY. OKAY.
1104
00:27:49,767 --> 00:27:52,100
I KNOW WHAT IS GONNA MAKE YOU
1105
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:53,700
FEEL ALL BETTER --
1106
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,800
WARM, HOT FUDGE BROWNIE WITH ICE
1107
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,800
CREAM, WHIPPED CREAM, CHERRIES
1108
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,500
ON TOP.
1109
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,467
>> MM. I'M DIETING.
1110
00:28:01,467 --> 00:28:03,567
>> OH? YOU'RE DIETING?
1111
00:28:03,567 --> 00:28:04,833
DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE WEDDING
1112
00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:06,333
IS BACK ON?
1113
00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,067
>> MM, MAYBE.
1114
00:28:08,067 --> 00:28:10,233
>> OKAY, WELL, THEN, LET'S JUST
1115
00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:12,333
DO THE BROWNIE, NO ICE CREAM.
1116
00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:14,367
>> HOW ABOUT NO ICE CREAM OR
1117
00:28:14,367 --> 00:28:15,167
BROWNIE?
1118
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:17,433
>> OKAY. UM...
1119
00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:20,100
FUDGE-COVERED CHERRIES?
1120
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:20,933
A BOWL OF CHERRIES?
1121
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:21,367
>> YAY!
1122
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,433
>> BOWL OF CHERRIES IT IS.
1123
00:28:22,433 --> 00:28:23,667
>> OKAY, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER
1124
00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:24,200
RIGHT NOW.
1125
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,400
>> ALL RIGHT, COOL. LET'S GO.
1126
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,367
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
1127
00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:27,533
>> YOU KNOW HE DON'T HAVE NO
1128
00:28:27,533 --> 00:28:30,167
CHERRIES IN THIS REFRIGERATOR.
1129
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,167
>> BRING YOUR PURSE.
1130
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,067
OKAY, YOU GOT IT.
1131
00:28:32,067 --> 00:28:32,967
>> I GOT MY PURSE.
1132
00:28:32,967 --> 00:28:33,967
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
1133
00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:35,433
>> CHERRIES ON YOU.
1134
00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:40,067
>> SO, LEE REALLY CHANGED HIS
1135
00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:40,567
MIND?
1136
00:28:40,567 --> 00:28:41,467
>> WELL, NO.
1137
00:28:41,467 --> 00:28:43,433
I MEAN, HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT,
1138
00:28:43,433 --> 00:28:45,267
BUT HE HASN'T OFFICIALLY SAID
1139
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,533
YES.
1140
00:28:46,533 --> 00:28:47,967
>> SO, WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GUYS
1141
00:28:47,967 --> 00:28:49,167
GET MARRIED AND HE REALLY
1142
00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:51,567
DOESN'T WANT KIDS?
1143
00:28:51,567 --> 00:28:53,100
>> I DON'T KNOW.
1144
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:55,933
I MEAN, I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH
1145
00:28:55,933 --> 00:28:57,300
I FEEL LIKE IT HAS TO WORK OUT,
1146
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,067
YOU KNOW?
1147
00:28:59,067 --> 00:29:00,133
AM I BEING NAIVE?
1148
00:29:00,133 --> 00:29:01,100
>> I DON'T KNOW.
1149
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,800
I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE WE GET INTO
1150
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,367
THESE RELATIONSHIPS THINKING
1151
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:05,900
THAT LOVE IS ENOUGH WHEN, IN
1152
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:09,533
REALITY, I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS.
1153
00:29:09,533 --> 00:29:12,333
>> I GUESS IT'S SACRIFICE AND
1154
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:13,633
COMMITMENT.
1155
00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:15,333
I MEAN, I JUST KNOW, WHEN I GET
1156
00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,067
MARRIED, I WANT TO DO WHATEVER I
1157
00:29:17,067 --> 00:29:18,567
HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT WORK.
1158
00:29:18,567 --> 00:29:20,300
AND IF TRENT IS THE ONLY CHILD I
1159
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:20,867
HAVE --
1160
00:29:20,867 --> 00:29:25,267
>> BUT IS THAT REALLY FAIR?
1161
00:29:25,267 --> 00:29:26,767
>> I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITHOUT
1162
00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:28,400
HIM.
1163
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,733
>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
1164
00:29:32,733 --> 00:29:34,633
>> BESIDES, I MEAN, MAYBE THINGS
1165
00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:36,067
WILL CHANGE, YOU KNOW?
1166
00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:37,900
I MEAN, I COULD CHANGE MY MIND.
1167
00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:39,433
HE COULD CHANGE HIS MIND.
1168
00:29:39,433 --> 00:29:41,200
>> OR YOU CAN GET PREGNANT ON
1169
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,933
YOUR HONEYMOON, AND THEN HE'D
1170
00:29:42,933 --> 00:29:44,700
HAVE NO CHOICE -- HINT, HINT.
1171
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:45,667
>> NO. NO, NO.
1172
00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:47,800
I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DO THAT.
1173
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,500
I WANT HIM TO WANT TO HAVE KIDS,
1174
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,167
YOU KNOW?
1175
00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:51,633
I DON'T WANT HIM TO RAISE A
1176
00:29:51,633 --> 00:29:53,100
CHILD THAT HE DOESN'T WANT.
1177
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,633
>> WOW.
1178
00:29:54,633 --> 00:29:58,400
YOU REALLY DO LOVE HIM.
1179
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,333
>> I DO.
1180
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,867
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE?
1181
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:03,733
>> WHAT'S THAT?
1182
00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:05,067
>> MY RING.
1183
00:30:05,067 --> 00:30:05,467
BAM!
1184
00:30:05,467 --> 00:30:06,700
>> OH, SEE, HERE YOU GO.
1185
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:08,200
NOW, YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT WAS
1186
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,400
SUPPOSED TO BE MY RING.
1187
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,900
>> WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULDN'T
1188
00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:12,200
HAVE TOLD NELSON THAT YOU
1189
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,600
THOUGHT IT WAS "EXACTLY WHAT
1190
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,600
BRINN WOULD WANT."
1191
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,933
>> NOW, SEE, I THOUGHT, BY
1192
00:30:15,933 --> 00:30:17,400
TELLING HIM, I WAS HINTING TO
1193
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,000
HIM THAT HE NEEDED TO PROPOSE TO
1194
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,367
ME, NOT GO TELL LEE THAT HE
1195
00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:21,967
SHOULD GET YOU THE DOGGONE RING.
1196
00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:23,133
LET ME SEE THAT THING.
1197
00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:23,700
>> WHAT?
1198
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,167
NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE IT.
1199
00:30:25,167 --> 00:30:26,700
YOU KEEP PULLING ON IT, THOUGH.
1200
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,267
WHY YOU PULLING ON MY RING NOW?
1201
00:30:28,267 --> 00:30:30,633
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1202
00:30:30,633 --> 00:30:32,133
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HAVING THE
1203
00:30:32,133 --> 00:30:32,967
DOUBLE WEDDING.
1204
00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:33,567
>> I KNOW.
1205
00:30:33,567 --> 00:30:34,833
>> DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE
1206
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,000
PLANNED THE WHOLE THING?
1207
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,433
>> I SURE DO -- SEVENTH GRADE,
1208
00:30:37,433 --> 00:30:38,433
MISS CHARLES' CLASS.
1209
00:30:38,433 --> 00:30:39,100
I REMEMBER.
1210
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,367
>> IT IS REALLY HAPPENING.
1211
00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:41,133
>> YES, IT IS.
1212
00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:43,133
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1213
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:44,867
I APPRECIATE YOU BEING MY FRIEND
1214
00:30:44,867 --> 00:30:45,833
ALL THESE YEARS.
1215
00:30:45,833 --> 00:30:47,567
>> GO AHEAD AND TELL ME A LITTLE
1216
00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:49,033
BIT MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU
1217
00:30:49,033 --> 00:30:49,933
APPRECIATE ME.
1218
00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:52,133
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1219
00:30:52,133 --> 00:30:53,267
BUT I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU THAT
1220
00:30:53,267 --> 00:30:53,600
MUCH.
1221
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,667
>> YEAH, WELL, YOU APPRECIATE
1222
00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:55,833
ME, YOU CAN AT LEAST LET ME WEAR
1223
00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:56,300
THE RING.
1224
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:57,067
LET ME SEE THE RING.
1225
00:30:57,067 --> 00:30:58,267
>> UNH-UNH. YOU WORE IT EARLIER.
1226
00:30:58,267 --> 00:30:59,133
>> LET ME SEE THE RING.
1227
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:00,067
>> YOU'VE HAD IT ON.
1228
00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:00,700
>> LET ME SEE IT!
1229
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:02,833
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
1230
00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:04,433
>> LET ME STARE AT IT ON MY
1231
00:31:04,433 --> 00:31:05,567
FINGER.
1232
00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:08,233
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1233
00:31:13,267 --> 00:31:15,400
>> I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET WITH ME.
1234
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,167
>> I JUST WANT YOU TO MAKE SMART
1235
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,133
DECISIONS, SON.
1236
00:31:18,133 --> 00:31:19,500
>> I MAKE STRAIGHT A's.
1237
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,433
I'M A GOOD KID.
1238
00:31:20,433 --> 00:31:22,067
>> WHICH IS WHY I'M EVEN MORE
1239
00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:22,800
SURPRISED.
1240
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,767
>> [ SCOFFS ] IT'S JUST THAT...
1241
00:31:26,767 --> 00:31:29,067
SHE'S SO FINE!
1242
00:31:29,067 --> 00:31:30,267
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1243
00:31:30,267 --> 00:31:33,233
THAT'S STILL NO EXCUSE.
1244
00:31:33,233 --> 00:31:34,567
>> THINGS ARE CHANGING.
1245
00:31:34,567 --> 00:31:36,200
IF A GIRL COMES UP TO YOU AND
1246
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,700
YOU DON'T KNOW HER, YOU GET
1247
00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:38,300
PUNKED.
1248
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:40,067
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'RE
1249
00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:41,667
WITH VALERIE BECAUSE YOU DON'T
1250
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:44,300
WANT TO GET PUNKED?
1251
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:45,667
YOU'RE LYING.
1252
00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:46,900
>> I TRIED.
1253
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:49,433
>> LOOK, I UNDERSTAND, OKAY?
1254
00:31:49,433 --> 00:31:52,067
I WAS A TEENAGER ONCE.
1255
00:31:52,067 --> 00:31:53,500
>> GIRLS DIDN'T LOOK AS GOOD
1256
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,167
BACK THEN.
1257
00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:55,300
I MEAN, LOOK AT MOM.
1258
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:55,900
>> WHAT?
1259
00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:57,367
BOY, YOUR MOTHER WAS A DIME
1260
00:31:57,367 --> 00:31:57,867
PIECE.
1261
00:31:57,867 --> 00:31:59,267
>> IF MOM WAS A DIME, THEN
1262
00:31:59,267 --> 00:32:00,467
VALERIE'S A $5 BILL.
1263
00:32:00,467 --> 00:32:02,133
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA TELL HER YOU
1264
00:32:02,133 --> 00:32:02,800
SAID THAT.
1265
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,300
>> YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO
1266
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:04,833
THERE.
1267
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:05,733
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1268
00:32:05,733 --> 00:32:07,067
HEY, I KNOW WE DON'T TALK ABOUT
1269
00:32:07,067 --> 00:32:08,300
GIRLS A LOT, BUT I WANT YOU TO
1270
00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:09,433
KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING --
1271
00:32:09,433 --> 00:32:10,767
ANYTHING AT ALL -- THAT YOU WANT
1272
00:32:10,767 --> 00:32:12,600
TO KNOW...
1273
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,467
>> DID ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER
1274
00:32:14,467 --> 00:32:15,467
HAPPEN TO YOU?
1275
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:17,200
>> SO, THAT WAS A GOOD TALK.
1276
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,533
WHERE IS THAT PIZZA?
1277
00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:20,433
>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID ANYTHING.
1278
00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:22,733
>> [ SIGHS ]
1279
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,667
NO, TRENT, NOTHING LIKE THIS HAS
1280
00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:25,967
EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
1281
00:32:25,967 --> 00:32:27,700
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS TOO
1282
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:30,200
AFRAID OF WHAT MY DAD WOULD DO.
1283
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,167
YOU SEE, I WASN'T READY WHEN ME
1284
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,733
AND YOUR MOTHER HAD YOU.
1285
00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:35,700
YOU KNOW, AND TO RAISE A CHILD,
1286
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,633
IT'S VERY HARD WHEN YOU'RE NOT
1287
00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:38,400
PREPARED.
1288
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,233
>> WELL, YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
1289
00:32:40,233 --> 00:32:41,167
>> HEY, MAN.
1290
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,967
I RAISED THE SMARTEST LITTLE
1291
00:32:42,967 --> 00:32:45,333
KNUCKLEHEAD ON THE BLOCK.
1292
00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:48,300
YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMILING.
1293
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,567
LEAVE THE GIRLS ALONE, SON.
1294
00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:51,067
>> DOES THAT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO
1295
00:32:51,067 --> 00:32:53,067
STOP DATING?
1296
00:32:53,067 --> 00:32:54,500
>> IT MEANS THAT IF YOU KEEP UP
1297
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,867
WITH THIS BEHAVIOR, I'M GONNA
1298
00:32:55,867 --> 00:32:57,233
HAVE TO TELL YOUR MOTHER, AND
1299
00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:58,700
THEN YOU WON'T BE DATING AT ALL.
1300
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,233
>> I WON'T BE BREATHING AT ALL.
1301
00:33:00,233 --> 00:33:01,067
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
1302
00:33:01,067 --> 00:33:05,833
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1303
00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:07,267
>> HEY, THERE, YOUNG FELLA.
1304
00:33:07,267 --> 00:33:08,267
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1305
00:33:08,267 --> 00:33:08,967
[ LAUGHS ]
1306
00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:10,233
COME ON IN, BABY GIRL.
1307
00:33:10,233 --> 00:33:11,100
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1308
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,767
>> GENTLEMEN, MEET ROXIE.
1309
00:33:13,767 --> 00:33:15,567
>> OH, YOU WERE IN MEEK'S NEW
1310
00:33:15,567 --> 00:33:16,167
VIDEO.
1311
00:33:16,167 --> 00:33:16,900
>> I WAS.
1312
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,067
DID YOU LIKE IT?
1313
00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:19,400
>> I LIKED YOU IN IT.
1314
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,367
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1315
00:33:20,367 --> 00:33:21,633
GOT ME A CELEBRITY.
1316
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,200
>> GOT YOU A VIDEO HO --
1317
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,933
HO--HOMEY -- A VIDEO HOMEY.
1318
00:33:24,933 --> 00:33:25,733
[ LAUGHS ]
1319
00:33:25,733 --> 00:33:27,933
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
1320
00:33:27,933 --> 00:33:29,067
>> YEAH, BOY.
1321
00:33:29,067 --> 00:33:31,400
HEY, TRENT. WHAT --
1322
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,367
TRENT, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
1323
00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:33,300
>> I'M TRYING TO HOLLA.
1324
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,367
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
1325
00:33:34,367 --> 00:33:34,733
DOING.
1326
00:33:34,733 --> 00:33:35,633
>> TAKING PICTURES...
1327
00:33:35,633 --> 00:33:36,867
>> POP, WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE ARE
1328
00:33:36,867 --> 00:33:38,067
YOU SETTING FOR YOUR GRANDSON?
1329
00:33:38,067 --> 00:33:40,067
>> A GREAT ONE. KEEP IT UP.
1330
00:33:40,067 --> 00:33:41,667
>> BABY...
1331
00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:43,900
I GOT TO PEE.
1332
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:47,067
>> OH, IT'S RIGHT THROUGH HERE.
1333
00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:48,100
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A
1334
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:48,667
GENTLEMAN.
1335
00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:50,700
>> [ GIGGLES ]
1336
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:51,700
>> POP, WHY IS SHE HERE?
1337
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:52,933
>> I JUST WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT
1338
00:33:52,933 --> 00:33:54,100
YOUR OLD POP IS WORKING WITH.
1339
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,367
>> YOU'RE WORKING WITH HALF YOUR
1340
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:55,967
BRAIN CELLS.
1341
00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:58,067
SHE COULD BE YOUR DAUGHTER.
1342
00:33:58,067 --> 00:33:59,433
>> UH-OH.
1343
00:33:59,433 --> 00:34:01,467
OH, I SEE IT.
1344
00:34:01,467 --> 00:34:03,267
YOU JEALOUS, 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T
1345
00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:04,900
GET A GIRL LIKE ROXIE ON YOUR
1346
00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:05,567
BEST DAY.
1347
00:34:05,567 --> 00:34:06,733
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?
1348
00:34:06,733 --> 00:34:08,533
BRINN LOOKS LIKE THAT -- I MEAN,
1349
00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:10,233
MINUS ALL THE FAKE BODY PARTS.
1350
00:34:10,233 --> 00:34:11,767
>> HER BODY PARTS ARE FAKE?
1351
00:34:11,767 --> 00:34:15,933
>> AS PLASTIC AS A DOLL.
1352
00:34:15,933 --> 00:34:17,767
>> OH.
1353
00:34:17,767 --> 00:34:20,633
WELL, THEN, CALL ME EL DeBARGE,
1354
00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:22,533
'CAUSE * I LIKE IT
1355
00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:23,967
>> [ GIGGLES ] SO SILLY.
1356
00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:25,500
YOU READY TO GO, HONEYBUN?
1357
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:27,200
>> YOU KNOW I AM, SUGAR PLUM.
1358
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,700
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1359
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,433
MM-HMM.
1360
00:34:30,433 --> 00:34:31,967
>> NICE MEETING YOU.
1361
00:34:31,967 --> 00:34:33,467
>> NICE MEETING YOU.
1362
00:34:33,467 --> 00:34:34,200
>> YES.
1363
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,567
>> [ GIGGLES ]
1364
00:34:35,567 --> 00:34:37,467
>> PLASTIC, HUH?
1365
00:34:37,467 --> 00:34:39,367
THANK GOD FOR TECHNOLOGY.
1366
00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:57,500
>> [ SIGHS ]
1367
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,167
>> SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR
1368
00:34:59,167 --> 00:34:59,700
PHONE?
1369
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:01,467
>> IF YOU MEAN DID I GET YOUR
1370
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:03,733
PHONE CALL, THEN YES.
1371
00:35:03,733 --> 00:35:06,067
>> [ SCOFFS ]
1372
00:35:06,067 --> 00:35:08,533
THIS IS CHILDISH, T'EO.
1373
00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:10,333
I MEAN, IF WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT
1374
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,233
THIS, THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GONNA
1375
00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:13,900
HAVE A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE.
1376
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:15,933
>> NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
1377
00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:20,567
I CAME OVER TO APOLOGIZE.
1378
00:35:20,567 --> 00:35:22,300
>> WELL...
1379
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,800
>> [ SIGHS ]
1380
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,400
I WAS ACTING SILLY.
1381
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,167
AND I'M REALLY SORRY.
1382
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:30,533
>> YEAH, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU
1383
00:35:30,533 --> 00:35:32,067
TO SEE THAT, SO...
1384
00:35:32,067 --> 00:35:33,533
>> BUT IT REALLY HURT MY
1385
00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:34,233
FEELINGS.
1386
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:36,100
I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE
1387
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:37,867
SO MANY THINGS YOU HATED ABOUT
1388
00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:38,767
ME.
1389
00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:40,600
>> I DON'T HATE ANYTHING ABOUT
1390
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,100
YOU.
1391
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,833
>> BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS
1392
00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:45,933
THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE.
1393
00:35:45,933 --> 00:35:47,500
SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
1394
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,067
ABOUT.
1395
00:35:48,067 --> 00:35:49,700
>> LOOK, WE BOTH HAVE THINGS WE
1396
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:50,700
NEED TO WORK ON.
1397
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,067
>> NO, YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
1398
00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,800
AND I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU BROUGHT
1399
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,400
THAT UP.
1400
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,800
I MADE MY OWN LIST.
1401
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,600
SO, I WAS TALKING TO BRINN, AND
1402
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,333
SHE SUGGESTED THAT I MAKE MY OWN
1403
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,067
LIST AND SAID IT WOULD MAKE ME
1404
00:36:04,067 --> 00:36:05,500
FEEL BETTER, WHICH IT DID.
1405
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:07,067
>> WELL, I'M ADDING ONE MORE
1406
00:36:07,067 --> 00:36:08,600
THING TO MY LIST OF CONS --
1407
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,367
TAKING ADVICE FROM BRINN.
1408
00:36:11,367 --> 00:36:13,733
[ MUMBLES ]
1409
00:36:13,733 --> 00:36:15,800
OH, THESE THE PROS. OKAY.
1410
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,400
OH, YOU LIKE MY LEGS?
1411
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,500
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1412
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,300
>> OKAY.
1413
00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:21,533
AND WE ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU TAKE
1414
00:36:21,533 --> 00:36:22,700
YOUR VITAMINS.
1415
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,300
AND YOU THINK I COULD -- I'M
1416
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:26,100
SMART ENOUGH TO BE THE PRESIDENT
1417
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,367
OF THE UNITED STATES?
1418
00:36:27,367 --> 00:36:28,067
>> WHAT?
1419
00:36:28,067 --> 00:36:28,633
>> YEAH.
1420
00:36:28,633 --> 00:36:30,333
>> I DID NOT WRITE THAT.
1421
00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:32,100
IT SAYS "PRESIDENT OF THE
1422
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:35,067
P.T.A.," FOR WHEN WE HAVE KIDS.
1423
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:37,067
>> OH!
1424
00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:39,400
WELL, I'M FLATTERED, BABY.
1425
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,267
BUT THERE'S NOTHING NEGATIVE YOU
1426
00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,600
HAVE TO SAY?
1427
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,400
>> WELL, I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU
1428
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,800
BROUGHT THAT UP.
1429
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,267
HERE...
1430
00:36:51,267 --> 00:36:54,233
MY LIST OF CONS. BAM.
1431
00:36:54,233 --> 00:36:55,933
>> OKAY.
1432
00:36:55,933 --> 00:36:58,200
TIT FOR TAT. I GET IT.
1433
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,333
>> OH, WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?
1434
00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,533
YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT?
1435
00:37:00,533 --> 00:37:01,700
>> OH, NO. I DON'T HAVE TO.
1436
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:02,300
>> OH, OKAY.
1437
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:03,467
WELL, I'LL READ IT FOR YOU.
1438
00:37:03,467 --> 00:37:04,800
MM-HMM.
1439
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,867
"I HATE THAT FAKE LAUGH YOU
1440
00:37:06,867 --> 00:37:09,233
ALWAYS DO WHEN YOU GET NERVOUS."
1441
00:37:09,233 --> 00:37:10,467
>> WHAT LAUGH?
1442
00:37:10,467 --> 00:37:11,633
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1443
00:37:11,633 --> 00:37:13,700
>> I DON'T LAUGH LIKE THAT.
1444
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:14,667
>> MM-HMM.
1445
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,833
AND I REALLY HATE HOW YOU USE
1446
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:19,233
YOUR DEODORANT AND THEN YOU KEEP
1447
00:37:19,233 --> 00:37:20,767
IT AFTER IT'S DONE.
1448
00:37:20,767 --> 00:37:23,067
WHEN IT'S DONE, THROW IT AWAY.
1449
00:37:23,067 --> 00:37:24,800
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1450
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,500
>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? HOLD ON.
1451
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:28,600
YOU JUST WAIT RIGHT THERE.
1452
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,667
>> I'M-A WAIT RIGHT HERE.
1453
00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:30,900
YOU GOT A POINT TO PROVE, HUH?
1454
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:35,067
OH, MISS LADY RIGHT HERE.
1455
00:37:35,067 --> 00:37:37,433
>> YOU ARE...
1456
00:37:37,433 --> 00:37:39,167
A DEODOR-HOARDER.
1457
00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:41,067
YOU HAVE SO MUCH DEODORANT, YOUR
1458
00:37:41,067 --> 00:37:42,567
GRANDCHILDREN'S CHILDREN'S
1459
00:37:42,567 --> 00:37:43,800
ARMPITS WON'T STINK.
1460
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,233
>> THESE ARE STILL GOOD.
1461
00:37:45,233 --> 00:37:46,433
>> THROW THEM AWAY!
1462
00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:48,900
>> JUST --
1463
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,067
>> THROW THEM AWAY.
1464
00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:50,967
>> OKAY, FINE.
1465
00:37:50,967 --> 00:37:51,667
>> MM-HMM.
1466
00:37:51,667 --> 00:37:52,733
BUT I'M NOT DONE.
1467
00:37:52,733 --> 00:37:53,900
>> NO, YOU'RE DONE.
1468
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:54,900
NO, YOU'RE DONE.
1469
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:55,700
>> OH, OKAY.
1470
00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:57,433
IT'S NOT SO FUN WHEN THE SHOE'S
1471
00:37:57,433 --> 00:37:59,067
ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW, IS IT?
1472
00:37:59,067 --> 00:38:00,600
>> [ SIGHS ]
1473
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,267
NO.
1474
00:38:01,267 --> 00:38:02,867
>> MM-HMM.
1475
00:38:02,867 --> 00:38:05,600
>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
1476
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,700
[ SIGHS ]
1477
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,933
DO YOU THINK I'LL BE A GOOD
1478
00:38:10,933 --> 00:38:13,600
FATHER?
1479
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:18,067
BECAUSE MY FATHER WASN'T AROUND?
1480
00:38:18,067 --> 00:38:20,067
>> [ SIGHS ]
1481
00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:21,933
>> REALLY?
1482
00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:24,667
[ CHUCKLES ]
1483
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:26,633
REALLY, BABE?
1484
00:38:26,633 --> 00:38:28,567
WOW.
1485
00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:32,067
>> STUDIES SHOW THAT MEN WHO
1486
00:38:32,067 --> 00:38:33,667
DON'T HAVE GOOD EXAMPLES OF
1487
00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:36,833
FATHERS AND FATHERHOOD STRUGGLE
1488
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,067
WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR OWN
1489
00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:38,633
FAMILIES.
1490
00:38:38,633 --> 00:38:41,433
>> I'M NOT MARRYING STUDIES.
1491
00:38:41,433 --> 00:38:43,967
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1492
00:38:43,967 --> 00:38:45,133
>> I THINK THAT YOU ARE VERY
1493
00:38:45,133 --> 00:38:51,100
KIND AND NURTURING TOWARDS ME.
1494
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,767
BUT WHAT IF THAT CHANGES WHEN WE
1495
00:38:52,767 --> 00:38:53,600
HAVE A FAMILY?
1496
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,167
I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU GET SCARED
1497
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:55,667
AND...
1498
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,733
>> LEAVE?
1499
00:38:56,733 --> 00:39:00,433
[ SCOFFS ]
1500
00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:03,433
I'M NOTHING LIKE MY DAD, T'EO.
1501
00:39:03,433 --> 00:39:06,667
IF ANYTHING, I PRAY EVERY NIGHT
1502
00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:11,133
I DON'T MESS UP LIKE HE DID.
1503
00:39:11,133 --> 00:39:12,400
>> THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
1504
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,533
>> NO, BABY, NO. NO.
1505
00:39:14,533 --> 00:39:18,433
IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, YOU KNOW?
1506
00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:19,767
I GUESS WE NEED TO GET SOME OF
1507
00:39:19,767 --> 00:39:22,433
THESE THINGS OUT IN THE OPEN.
1508
00:39:22,433 --> 00:39:24,267
IN SPITE OF ALL THE THINGS THAT
1509
00:39:24,267 --> 00:39:25,967
WE WANT TO CHANGE ABOUT EACH
1510
00:39:25,967 --> 00:39:28,800
OTHER...
1511
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,800
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
1512
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,967
I WANT TO BE WITH.
1513
00:39:33,967 --> 00:39:35,067
>> WELL, BRINN SAYS --
1514
00:39:35,067 --> 00:39:37,233
>> NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT
1515
00:39:37,233 --> 00:39:38,633
BRINN SAYS.
1516
00:39:38,633 --> 00:39:42,167
WHAT DOES T'EO HAVE TO SAY?
1517
00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:43,667
>> I KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU VERY
1518
00:39:43,667 --> 00:39:45,467
MUCH.
1519
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:48,167
BUT I-I PRAY THAT OUR LOVE IS
1520
00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:49,667
STRONG ENOUGH TO GET US THROUGH
1521
00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:52,833
ANY AND ALL STORMS.
1522
00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:57,633
>> WE...HAVE TO PRAY TOGETHER,
1523
00:39:57,633 --> 00:39:58,800
OKAY?
1524
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,833
EVERY DAY, BECAUSE IT'S NOT
1525
00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:02,933
GONNA BE EASY.
1526
00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:04,933
>> I GOT TO ADMIT, WHEN I SAW
1527
00:40:04,933 --> 00:40:06,700
YOUR LIST, I GOT A LITTLE
1528
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,767
INSECURE, THINKING WHAT IF YOU
1529
00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:10,733
FIND SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS
1530
00:40:10,733 --> 00:40:12,500
EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT.
1531
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:15,733
>> OH, BABY, YOU ARE EVERYTHING
1532
00:40:15,733 --> 00:40:17,833
I ALWAYS WANTED.
1533
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:20,367
MAYBE SOME THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW
1534
00:40:20,367 --> 00:40:26,467
I WANTED, BUT DEFINITELY NEEDED.
1535
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,433
SO, WE GOOD?
1536
00:40:28,433 --> 00:40:29,233
>> WE GOOD.
1537
00:40:29,233 --> 00:40:30,067
>> MM, WE GOOD?
1538
00:40:30,067 --> 00:40:30,867
>> WE GOOD.
1539
00:40:30,867 --> 00:40:31,900
>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY BRIDE.
1540
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:32,633
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1541
00:40:32,633 --> 00:40:33,967
>> NOW, ABOUT THIS LIST...
1542
00:40:33,967 --> 00:40:34,967
>> FORGET THE LIST.
1543
00:40:34,967 --> 00:40:35,867
FORGET THE LIST.
1544
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:36,400
>> NO --
1545
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,200
>> BECAUSE -- NO, I'M TELLING
1546
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,633
YOU THAT, BY THE FIFTH
1547
00:40:39,633 --> 00:40:41,433
ANNIVERSARY, MOST OF THE STUFF
1548
00:40:41,433 --> 00:40:43,300
ON THAT CON LIST IS GOING TO BE
1549
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:43,833
GONE.
1550
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:44,400
>> OH?
1551
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,100
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
1552
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:47,967
THAT'S THAT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
1553
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:48,900
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1554
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:50,767
NO, THAT'S A WIFE WHO KNOWS HOW
1555
00:40:50,767 --> 00:40:52,033
TO FIX HER HUSBAND.
1556
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:52,633
>> FIX?
1557
00:40:52,633 --> 00:40:53,733
>> YOU HEARD ME.
1558
00:40:53,733 --> 00:40:55,200
>> OKAY.
1559
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,933
WELL, I KNOW THERE'S ONE THING
1560
00:40:56,933 --> 00:40:58,767
THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIX ABOUT
1561
00:40:58,767 --> 00:40:59,167
ME.
1562
00:40:59,167 --> 00:41:01,067
>> OH, BABY, I GUESS YOU DIDN'T
1563
00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:02,867
READ NUMBER 28 ON THAT LIST, DID
1564
00:41:02,867 --> 00:41:03,300
YOU?
1565
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,500
>> WHAT DID IT SAY?
1566
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,300
>> MM. I GUESS --
1567
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,900
NO, I GUESS YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.
1568
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:09,900
>> NO, I'M-A KNOW.
1569
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,333
YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT LIST.
1570
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,900
OH, WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS
1571
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:14,867
LIST NOW.
1572
00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:20,167
>> OKAY, GOOD.
1573
00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:22,567
YEAH, NO, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO
1574
00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:24,300
GO FORWARD AS PLANNED.
1575
00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:26,233
THERE'S ONLY GONNA BE ONE
1576
00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:28,067
PASTOR.
1577
00:41:28,067 --> 00:41:29,600
OH, OKAY.
1578
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,467
LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING MORE
1579
00:41:31,467 --> 00:41:32,200
ABOUT IT.
1580
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,733
OKAY, GREAT.
1581
00:41:34,733 --> 00:41:37,067
>> EVERYTHING SET?
1582
00:41:37,067 --> 00:41:38,767
>> ONE MORE THING OFF MY
1583
00:41:38,767 --> 00:41:39,700
CHECKLIST.
1584
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,667
BABY, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
1585
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,567
GETTING MARRIED IN HAWAII.
1586
00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:45,433
OH, MY FANTASY COME TRUE.
1587
00:41:45,433 --> 00:41:46,467
[ CHUCKLES ]
1588
00:41:46,467 --> 00:41:48,100
>> WELL, OUR SAVINGS LOOK LIKE A
1589
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,467
HORROR MOVIE THANKS TO YOUR
1590
00:41:49,467 --> 00:41:50,067
FANTASY.
1591
00:41:50,067 --> 00:41:51,333
>> I WISH YOU WOULD STOP
1592
00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:52,633
WORRYING ABOUT THE MONEY.
1593
00:41:52,633 --> 00:41:54,067
MY PARENTS ARE CHIPPING IN.
1594
00:41:54,067 --> 00:41:55,567
>> I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT THAT,
1595
00:41:55,567 --> 00:41:56,067
EITHER.
1596
00:41:56,067 --> 00:41:56,767
>> WHY NOT?
1597
00:41:56,767 --> 00:41:58,367
THEY WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER
1598
00:41:58,367 --> 00:41:59,900
WAY -- YOU KNOW, FATHER OF THE
1599
00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:00,433
BRIDE.
1600
00:42:00,433 --> 00:42:02,067
>> BUT WHEN WE GET MARRIED, I
1601
00:42:02,067 --> 00:42:03,733
DON'T WANT YOUR DAD PAYING FOR
1602
00:42:03,733 --> 00:42:04,700
EVERYTHING NOW.
1603
00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:06,233
>> I DON'T GO TO MY DAD FOR
1604
00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:07,067
VERYTHING.E
1605
00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:08,667
JUST THE STUFF I DON'T WANT TO
1606
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:09,767
SPEND MY MONEY ON.
1607
00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:11,567
>> IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
1608
00:42:11,567 --> 00:42:13,933
IMPORTANT THAT WE STAY A UNIT --
1609
00:42:13,933 --> 00:42:15,800
NO DAD, NO MOM, NO T'EO.
1610
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,167
>> MM-- WELL, I'M NOT GONNA STOP
1611
00:42:18,167 --> 00:42:19,567
TALKING TO MY PARENTS AND MY
1612
00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:20,133
FRIENDS.
1613
00:42:20,133 --> 00:42:21,567
>> I DIDN'T SAY STOP TALKING.
1614
00:42:21,567 --> 00:42:23,433
BUT LET'S JUST KEEP OUR ISSUES
1615
00:42:23,433 --> 00:42:25,333
AND IMPORTANT DECISIONS IN THIS
1616
00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:25,933
HOUSE.
1617
00:42:25,933 --> 00:42:27,133
>> OKAY.
1618
00:42:27,133 --> 00:42:28,600
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?
1619
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,767
>> WHAT ABOUT HIM?
1620
00:42:29,767 --> 00:42:31,300
HE'S NOT IN OUR BUSINESS.
1621
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:33,100
>> THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY
1622
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,933
SPREADING HIS BUSINESS ALL OVER
1623
00:42:34,933 --> 00:42:36,400
THE CITY, THE CLUBS, THE
1624
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,067
STREETS.
1625
00:42:37,067 --> 00:42:38,800
>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIM
1626
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,433
DATING?
1627
00:42:39,433 --> 00:42:40,067
>> YES.
1628
00:42:40,067 --> 00:42:41,933
YOUR FATHER HAS MORE WOMEN THAN
1629
00:42:41,933 --> 00:42:44,300
"THE BACHELOR" HANDING OUT ROSES
1630
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,300
EVERY WEEK.
1631
00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:46,333
[ CHUCKLES ]
1632
00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:48,067
YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY
1633
00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:49,633
HE DOESN'T SETTLE DOWN WITH A
1634
00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:50,400
GOOD WOMAN.
1635
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,067
>> HE'S JUST ENJOYING HIMSELF.
1636
00:42:52,067 --> 00:42:53,700
WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH US,
1637
00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:54,267
THOUGH?
1638
00:42:54,267 --> 00:42:55,700
>> BECAUSE HE'S DATING MY
1639
00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:56,300
FRIENDS.
1640
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:58,067
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.
1641
00:42:58,067 --> 00:43:00,300
THAT'S TOO AWKWARD.
1642
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:02,767
GROSS.
1643
00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:03,967
[ LAUGHS ]
1644
00:43:03,967 --> 00:43:06,867
>> WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR DINNER?
1645
00:43:06,867 --> 00:43:09,633
>> UH, WE ARE GOING TO T'EO's.
1646
00:43:09,633 --> 00:43:12,067
YOU ARE GOING TO BE HERE.
1647
00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:15,133
>> HAVING A PARTY.
1648
00:43:15,133 --> 00:43:16,067
I'M JUST KIDDING.
1649
00:43:16,067 --> 00:43:17,067
I'M JUST KIDDING.
1650
00:43:17,067 --> 00:43:19,400
I'LL BE HERE STUDYING.
1651
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,100
GET MY READ ON, YOU KNOW?
1652
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:21,967
>> MM-HMM.
1653
00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,600
>> THESE GOOD OLD BOOKS.
1654
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,467
>> MM-HMM.
1655
00:43:24,467 --> 00:43:26,233
>> OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, AND
1656
00:43:26,233 --> 00:43:27,600
STUDYING THE BIBLE.
1657
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,467
>> OH, YOU SHOULD'VE STOPPED
1658
00:43:29,467 --> 00:43:31,300
WHILE YOU WERE AHEAD, YEAH.
1659
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:32,167
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1660
00:43:32,167 --> 00:43:33,367
YOU WERE DOING GOOD WITH THE
1661
00:43:33,367 --> 00:43:34,467
BOOKS, BUT NOW THE BIBLE?
1662
00:43:34,467 --> 00:43:35,133
COME ON, MAN.
1663
00:43:35,133 --> 00:43:36,067
>> LET ME GET THAT.
1664
00:43:36,067 --> 00:43:37,267
>> LET ME BLESS YOU A LITTLE
1665
00:43:37,267 --> 00:43:37,600
BIT.
1666
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,700
>> [ LAUGHS ] OH, REALLY?
1667
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:39,700
YOU'RE GONNA BLESS ME?
1668
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,133
>> YES.
1669
00:43:40,133 --> 00:43:41,500
>> YEAH, YOU NEED THE BLESSINGS,
1670
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:42,467
ALL THAT YOU CAN GET.
1671
00:43:42,467 --> 00:43:45,367
>> HOLY WATER.
1672
00:43:45,367 --> 00:43:48,100
HEY.
1673
00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:50,967
>> [ Voice breaking ] LEE.
1674
00:43:50,967 --> 00:43:52,333
SHE GOT ME.
1675
00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:53,967
>> WHO? ROXIE?
1676
00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:54,600
GRANDDAD?
1677
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,733
>> SHE HURT ME, BOY.
1678
00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:57,333
>> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ROXIE?
1679
00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:58,467
>> SHE HURT ME DEEP.
1680
00:43:58,467 --> 00:44:00,200
>> I TOLD YOU ABOUT MESSING WITH
1681
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,233
THOSE YOUNG GIRLS.
1682
00:44:01,233 --> 00:44:02,700
THEY GOT PhDs A HEARTBREAK.
1683
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:04,233
>> SHE DIDN'T BREAK MY HEART,
1684
00:44:04,233 --> 00:44:05,767
BOY.
1685
00:44:05,767 --> 00:44:07,833
SHE STOLE MY JEWELRY.
1686
00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:09,467
>> YOU GOT JACKED?
1687
00:44:09,467 --> 00:44:10,967
>> I GOT JACKED.
1688
00:44:10,967 --> 00:44:11,900
>> WHEN?
1689
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,200
>> DURING MY AFTERNOON NAP.
1690
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,067
>> [ SNICKERS ]
1691
00:44:15,067 --> 00:44:16,233
>> THAT'S FUNNY TO YOU?
1692
00:44:16,233 --> 00:44:17,567
>> [ Laughing ] I'M SORRY.
1693
00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:18,567
NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY.
1694
00:44:18,567 --> 00:44:19,967
YOU NEED YOUR AFTERNOON NAP.
1695
00:44:19,967 --> 00:44:21,367
>> I WAS TAKING MY AFTERNOON
1696
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,867
NAP, AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY --
1697
00:44:23,867 --> 00:44:26,133
MY SLEEPING BEAUTY.
1698
00:44:26,133 --> 00:44:28,433
BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS A NASTY
1699
00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:30,500
LITTLE LEPRECHAUN LOOKING TO
1700
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:32,067
PILFER MY TREASURE.
1701
00:44:32,067 --> 00:44:33,733
>> MM. MM.
1702
00:44:33,733 --> 00:44:34,967
I AM SO SORRY, ERNEST.
1703
00:44:34,967 --> 00:44:36,567
>> SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR TRYING
1704
00:44:36,567 --> 00:44:38,967
TO BE SOMEBODY YOU'RE NOT.
1705
00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:39,633
>> REALLY?
1706
00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,300
LOOK, NOBODY IS -- IS THEIR TRUE
1707
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,867
SELF WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM.
1708
00:44:42,867 --> 00:44:44,067
NOBODY'S THAT HONEST.
1709
00:44:44,067 --> 00:44:44,900
>> THAT'S TRUE.
1710
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,400
>> LIKE, I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T
1711
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,967
TELL BRINN HOW YOU USED TO PEE
1712
00:44:47,967 --> 00:44:49,433
IN THE BED TILL YOU WERE 12.
1713
00:44:49,433 --> 00:44:50,867
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1714
00:44:50,867 --> 00:44:51,400
>> HEY.
1715
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,900
>> DAD, YOU WET THE BED THAT
1716
00:44:52,900 --> 00:44:53,333
LONG?
1717
00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:54,867
>> [ Mockingly ] DAD, YOU WET
1718
00:44:54,867 --> 00:44:55,900
THE BED THAT LONG?
1719
00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:57,567
[ Normal voice ] WELL, WHY DON'T
1720
00:44:57,567 --> 00:44:59,100
YOU, MR. GIGGLES -- WHY DON'T
1721
00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:00,833
YOU TELL HOW THE FACT YOU USED
1722
00:45:00,833 --> 00:45:02,567
TO EAT LIPSTICK, HMM, 'CAUSE YOU
1723
00:45:02,567 --> 00:45:04,133
THOUGHT IT WAS TOOTSIE ROLL?
1724
00:45:04,133 --> 00:45:04,833
>> MM-HMM.
1725
00:45:04,833 --> 00:45:06,367
>> YOU WERE LIKE 9 THEN.
1726
00:45:06,367 --> 00:45:07,733
>> I'M GOING TO MY ROOM.
1727
00:45:07,733 --> 00:45:08,233
>> OH.
1728
00:45:08,233 --> 00:45:09,900
>> OH, TEENAGERS ARE SENSITIVE.
1729
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:11,367
>> NOW YOU'RE GOING TO YOUR
1730
00:45:11,367 --> 00:45:11,833
ROOM?
1731
00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:13,367
>> AND SPEAKING OF GOING, WE
1732
00:45:13,367 --> 00:45:14,467
NEED TO BE LEAVING.
1733
00:45:14,467 --> 00:45:15,200
>> OH, YEP.
1734
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,367
>> WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
1735
00:45:16,367 --> 00:45:17,867
HOW CAN Y'ALL LEAVE ME IN MY
1736
00:45:17,867 --> 00:45:19,067
TIME OF DESPERATION?
1737
00:45:19,067 --> 00:45:20,600
>> DAD, THE ONLY THING YOU'RE
1738
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:24,067
DESPERATE FOR IS ATTENTION.
1739
00:45:24,067 --> 00:45:26,067
>> WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN COME WITH
1740
00:45:26,067 --> 00:45:27,067
US TO DINNER.
1741
00:45:27,067 --> 00:45:29,433
>> YES! YES, I WILL.
1742
00:45:29,433 --> 00:45:31,533
SEE, THAT BRINN IS A GOOD CATCH.
1743
00:45:31,533 --> 00:45:33,400
SHE -- IF I KNOW ANYTHING, I
1744
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,700
KNOW GOOD CATCHES.
1745
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:36,600
>> IF YOU'RE SUCH AN EXPERT,
1746
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,633
THEN WHY DID YOU START DATING A
1747
00:45:38,633 --> 00:45:40,367
JEWELRY THIEF?
1748
00:45:40,367 --> 00:45:42,100
>> WELL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR A
1749
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:42,867
GOOD CATCH.
1750
00:45:42,867 --> 00:45:44,567
I WAS LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.
1751
00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:48,400
>> MR. HARPER!
1752
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,067
>> I HAD MY ONE TRUE LOVE IN
1753
00:45:50,067 --> 00:45:51,100
SARAH.
1754
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,733
I WAS FAITHFUL TO HER.
1755
00:45:53,733 --> 00:45:55,067
I LOVED HER DEARLY.
1756
00:45:55,067 --> 00:45:56,667
>> YEAH, MOM WAS SOMETHING
1757
00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:57,333
SPECIAL.
1758
00:45:57,333 --> 00:45:58,933
>> AND I'M NOT LOOKING TO
1759
00:45:58,933 --> 00:46:00,867
REPLACE HER.
1760
00:46:00,867 --> 00:46:03,100
BUT THAT DON'T MEAN THAT -- THAT
1761
00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,833
I DON'T LOVE THE LADIES.
1762
00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:06,333
>> STOP SAYING THAT.
1763
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:07,967
>> THAT DON'T MEAN THAT I DON'T
1764
00:46:07,967 --> 00:46:08,967
OVE THE LADIES. L
1765
00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:10,100
>> STOP SAYING THAT.
1766
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:11,300
>> I LOVE THE LADIES.
1767
00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:12,067
>> LET'S GO.
1768
00:46:12,067 --> 00:46:12,800
>> COME ON.
1769
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,200
>> DON'T EMBARRASS ME OVER
1770
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,500
THERE, PLEASE.
1771
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,400
BEHAVE.
1772
00:46:23,233 --> 00:46:24,900
>> YOU KNOW, I AM SO HAPPY WE
1773
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:26,633
DECIDED TO INVITE BRINN AND LEE
1774
00:46:26,633 --> 00:46:27,667
OVER FOR DINNER.
1775
00:46:27,667 --> 00:46:29,467
>> YEAH, WELL, WE REALLY NEED TO
1776
00:46:29,467 --> 00:46:31,267
TALK THROUGH THIS WEDDING, SO...
1777
00:46:31,267 --> 00:46:31,900
>> YEAH.
1778
00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:33,433
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD DO THIS
1779
00:46:33,433 --> 00:46:34,367
EVERY WEEKEND.
1780
00:46:34,367 --> 00:46:36,100
ONE WEEKEND WE CAN HAVE IT AT
1781
00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:37,933
HER PLACE, AND THE NEXT TIME WE
1782
00:46:37,933 --> 00:46:39,733
CAN HAVE IT HERE AT OUR PLACE.
1783
00:46:39,733 --> 00:46:40,900
>> NOT EVERY WEEK.
1784
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,367
MAYBE EVERY OTHER MONTH.
1785
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:43,300
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1786
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,800
YOU KNOW, ME AND BRINN ACTUALLY
1787
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,300
USED TO HANG OUT EVERY WEEKEND.
1788
00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:47,167
BUT NOW, IT'S...
1789
00:46:47,167 --> 00:46:47,800
>> I KNOW.
1790
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,067
YOU USED TO BE ROOMMATES.
1791
00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:50,500
NOW YOU LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE
1792
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:51,067
OF TOWN.
1793
00:46:51,067 --> 00:46:52,467
LOOK, YOU'LL BE FINE.
1794
00:46:52,467 --> 00:46:54,167
>> I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS.
1795
00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:55,500
>> I'M NOT JEALOUS.
1796
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,367
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1797
00:46:57,367 --> 00:46:58,700
>> YOU'RE JEALOUS.
1798
00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:00,167
>> I'M NOT JEALOUS.
1799
00:47:00,167 --> 00:47:01,767
>> OKAY.
1800
00:47:01,767 --> 00:47:05,200
[ CHUCKLES ]
1801
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,700
MAMA RILEY, WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU
1802
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:07,333
DOING HERE?
1803
00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:08,833
>> MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1804
00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:10,200
>> WELL, HONEY, WHEN WE SPOKE
1805
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:11,633
EARLIER, YOU MENTIONED DINNER,
1806
00:47:11,633 --> 00:47:13,067
SO I THOUGHT I'D MAKE MY FAMOUS
1807
00:47:13,067 --> 00:47:13,800
POTATO SALAD.
1808
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,300
>> BUT [CHUCKLES] I ALREADY MADE
1809
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:16,067
POTATO SALAD.
1810
00:47:16,067 --> 00:47:16,533
>> YEAH.
1811
00:47:16,533 --> 00:47:18,067
>> BUT NELSON DOESN'T LIKE YOUR
1812
00:47:18,067 --> 00:47:18,733
POTATO SALAD.
1813
00:47:18,733 --> 00:47:19,167
>> MM.
1814
00:47:19,167 --> 00:47:20,167
>> HE TOLD YOU THAT?
1815
00:47:20,167 --> 00:47:21,600
>> NO, BUT IT WAS LEFT ON THAT
1816
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:22,767
NOTE THAT WAS ON THE
1817
00:47:22,767 --> 00:47:23,333
DRY-CLEANING.
1818
00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:23,967
>> MNH-MNH.
1819
00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:25,900
>> SO [CLEARS THROAT]
1820
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,433
WHAT ELSE ARE WE HAVING?
1821
00:47:27,433 --> 00:47:28,700
>> WE? [ CHUCKLES ]
1822
00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:30,367
ARE YOU STAYING FOR DINNER?
1823
00:47:30,367 --> 00:47:31,867
>> UH, YEAH, I BROUGHT A DISH,
1824
00:47:31,867 --> 00:47:33,467
AND I THINK IT WOULD BE RUDE FOR
1825
00:47:33,467 --> 00:47:34,667
YOU TO ASK ME TO LEAVE,
1826
00:47:34,667 --> 00:47:36,267
ESPECIALLY SINCE THIS ISN'T YOUR
1827
00:47:36,267 --> 00:47:36,900
HOUSE YET.
1828
00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:37,800
>> MM-HMM. YEAH.
1829
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,333
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
1830
00:47:39,333 --> 00:47:40,200
>> YEP. MM-HMM.
1831
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,533
>> ASK YOUR MAMA TO LEAVE.
1832
00:47:41,533 --> 00:47:42,100
>> OKAY.
1833
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,067
UM, MOM?
1834
00:47:43,067 --> 00:47:44,067
>> MM-HMM?
1835
00:47:44,067 --> 00:47:45,500
>> REMEMBER I WAS TELLING YOU
1836
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:47,100
THAT WE HAVE SOME COMPANY COMING
1837
00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:48,067
OVER FOR DINNER?
1838
00:47:48,067 --> 00:47:48,567
>> YEAH.
1839
00:47:48,567 --> 00:47:50,067
>> YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE'RE
1840
00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:51,467
GONNA HAVE ENOUGH FOOD, SO...
1841
00:47:51,467 --> 00:47:52,900
>> WHICH IS WHY I HAVE A FEW
1842
00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:53,633
MORE THINGS.
1843
00:47:53,633 --> 00:47:54,367
HELP ME OUT WITH THEM.
1844
00:47:54,367 --> 00:47:55,667
>> OH, IT'S IN THE TRUCK?
1845
00:47:55,667 --> 00:47:56,700
>> IT'S IN THE CAR.
1846
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:57,433
>> OH, OKAY.
1847
00:47:57,433 --> 00:47:59,067
THAT -- IT'S IN THE CAR.
1848
00:47:59,067 --> 00:48:00,633
>> OH, IT'S IN THE CAR?
1849
00:48:00,633 --> 00:48:01,600
>> BISCUITS.
1850
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,633
>> IN THE CAR. YEAH. OKAY. YEAH.
1851
00:48:03,633 --> 00:48:05,900
GONE TO THAT CAR.
1852
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:07,700
>> BRINN!
1853
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:09,300
GIRL, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT
1854
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:10,133
JUST HAPPENED.
1855
00:48:10,133 --> 00:48:11,600
NELSON'S MAMA JUST SHOWED UP,
1856
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,067
AND SHE IS GETTING ON MY LAST
1857
00:48:13,067 --> 00:48:13,533
NERVE.
1858
00:48:13,533 --> 00:48:15,867
I DON'T EVEN --
1859
00:48:15,867 --> 00:48:17,800
OH, REALLY?
1860
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,567
[ CHUCKLES ]
1861
00:48:18,567 --> 00:48:20,233
YOU THINKING THE SAME THING I'M
1862
00:48:20,233 --> 00:48:20,900
THINKING?
1863
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:21,900
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
1864
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,267
I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE
1865
00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:23,867
MINUTES.
1866
00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:25,467
OKAY.
1867
00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:29,467
MM-HMM.
1868
00:48:29,467 --> 00:48:30,433
[ SIGHS ]
1869
00:48:30,433 --> 00:48:31,100
>> MM. YEP.
1870
00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,633
>> WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I
1871
00:48:32,633 --> 00:48:33,567
BOTHERED TO COOK!
1872
00:48:33,567 --> 00:48:34,333
>> ME EITHER.
1873
00:48:34,333 --> 00:48:35,667
>> SO, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
1874
00:48:35,667 --> 00:48:36,867
MY MOM DOES NEED A MAN.
1875
00:48:36,867 --> 00:48:37,833
>> ALREADY ON IT.
1876
00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:38,767
>> WHAT YOU MEAN?
1877
00:48:38,767 --> 00:48:41,200
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1878
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,467
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1879
00:48:43,467 --> 00:48:44,633
HEY, EVERYBODY!
1880
00:48:44,633 --> 00:48:45,300
>> HEY.
1881
00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:46,400
>> COME ON IN.
1882
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,333
COME ON IN.
1883
00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:48,100
>> OH, HEY, MS. REILLY.
1884
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:49,167
>> NELSON'S MOM IS IN THE
1885
00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:51,767
KITCHEN FINISHING UP RIGHT NOW.
1886
00:48:51,767 --> 00:48:54,100
UH, DO YOU NEED ANY HELP IN
1887
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:54,533
THERE?
1888
00:48:54,533 --> 00:48:55,800
>> UH, YES, ONLY YOU CAN, UH,
1889
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,067
PUT UP YOUR FOOD WHILE I PUT
1890
00:48:57,067 --> 00:48:58,100
MINE OUT ON THE TABLE.
1891
00:48:58,100 --> 00:49:00,367
>> OH, YEAH. OKAY.
1892
00:49:00,367 --> 00:49:01,833
>> OH, MR. -- MR. HARPER, YOU
1893
00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,400
SEEM MIGHTY INTERESTED IN WHAT'S
1894
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,633
GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN.
1895
00:49:04,633 --> 00:49:06,967
>> UH, I'M ERNEST...
1896
00:49:06,967 --> 00:49:08,433
AND I DO LIKE WHAT Y'ALL GOT
1897
00:49:08,433 --> 00:49:09,700
COOKING IN THAT KITCHEN.
1898
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,300
>> WELL, MAYBE SHE MIGHT NEED A
1899
00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:12,567
LITTLE BIT OF YOUR HELP.
1900
00:49:12,567 --> 00:49:14,067
>> UM, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT A
1901
00:49:14,067 --> 00:49:14,633
GOOD IDEA.
1902
00:49:14,633 --> 00:49:16,067
>> OH, IF YOU THINK IT'S A BAD
1903
00:49:16,067 --> 00:49:18,067
IDEA, IT MUST BE INCREDIBLE.
1904
00:49:18,067 --> 00:49:20,433
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1905
00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:21,533
WELL, THIS IS NICE.
1906
00:49:21,533 --> 00:49:22,200
>> MM-HMM.
1907
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,700
>> I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GET YOU
1908
00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:25,067
GUYS TOGETHER MORE OFTEN.
1909
00:49:25,067 --> 00:49:25,800
>> [ SIGHS ]
1910
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,600
>> WELL, YEAH.
1911
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,067
I MEAN, WE'VE HUNG OUT A FEW
1912
00:49:28,067 --> 00:49:29,467
TIMES AND WATCHED A FEW GAMES.
1913
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:29,933
>> YEAH.
1914
00:49:29,933 --> 00:49:31,167
>> WELL, BUT, I MEAN, AFTER WE
1915
00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:32,433
GET MARRIED, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
1916
00:49:32,433 --> 00:49:33,633
PRACTICALLY BE LIKE BROTHERS,
1917
00:49:33,633 --> 00:49:34,067
SO...
1918
00:49:34,067 --> 00:49:35,467
>> YOU'RE NOT SISTERS, SO...
1919
00:49:35,467 --> 00:49:36,133
NOT REALLY.
1920
00:49:36,133 --> 00:49:37,300
>> WELL, WE'RE LIKE...
1921
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,367
>> Both: SISTERS.
1922
00:49:38,367 --> 00:49:39,733
>> OH, WHICH IS FINE, BUT, YOU
1923
00:49:39,733 --> 00:49:41,100
KNOW, GUYS JUST DON'T HANG OUT
1924
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:42,300
LIKE GIRLS, YOU KNOW?
1925
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:43,933
HOW WOULD IT LOOK IF WE WENT TO
1926
00:49:43,933 --> 00:49:45,300
THE BARBER SHOP TOGETHER?
1927
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:46,967
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, WHY DO GIRLS
1928
00:49:46,967 --> 00:49:48,467
ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING
1929
00:49:48,467 --> 00:49:49,167
TOGETHER?
1930
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:51,067
>> YEAH, LIKE GO TO THE BATHROOM
1931
00:49:51,067 --> 00:49:51,567
TOGETHER?
1932
00:49:51,567 --> 00:49:53,067
>> WELL, WE GO TO THE BATHROOM
1933
00:49:53,067 --> 00:49:54,300
TOGETHER TO TALK ABOUT MEN.
1934
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:54,733
>> OH.
1935
00:49:54,733 --> 00:49:55,767
>> OR SHOP TOGETHER?
1936
00:49:55,767 --> 00:49:57,133
>> WELL, WE SHOP TOGETHER TO
1937
00:49:57,133 --> 00:49:58,500
TALK ABOUT THE CLOTHES WE'RE
1938
00:49:58,500 --> 00:49:59,900
GONNA GET WHEN WE'RE WITH OUR
1939
00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:00,400
MEN.
1940
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,167
>> OR GET MARRIED TOGETHER?
1941
00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:03,700
[ ALL CHUCKLE ]
1942
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:04,900
>> WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S JUST
1943
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:06,200
SOMETHING THAT, YOU KNOW, WE'VE
1944
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,133
ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
1945
00:50:07,133 --> 00:50:08,433
>> YEAH, THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE
1946
00:50:08,433 --> 00:50:10,233
ANYTHING TO DO WITH MEN.
1947
00:50:10,233 --> 00:50:11,433
IT'S ABOUT US.
1948
00:50:11,433 --> 00:50:16,067
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1949
00:50:16,067 --> 00:50:17,433
>> PLUS, I MEAN, WE'VE ALWAYS
1950
00:50:17,433 --> 00:50:18,900
WANTED TO GET MARRIED IN HAWAII.
1951
00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:20,067
>> AND WE'RE BOTH GETTING
1952
00:50:20,067 --> 00:50:21,000
MARRIED NEXT YEAR.
1953
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,300
>> SO, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WHY
1954
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:23,500
TAKE TWO TRIPS TO HAWAII?
1955
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,933
>> WHICH WOULD BE SO EXPENSIVE.
1956
00:50:24,933 --> 00:50:26,367
>> I MEAN, WHEN WE CAN JUST ALL
1957
00:50:26,367 --> 00:50:27,967
GO ON ONE TRIP AND GET MARRIED
1958
00:50:27,967 --> 00:50:28,600
TOGETHER.
1959
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,200
>> BABY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
1960
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:30,967
>> [ MUTTERING ]
1961
00:50:30,967 --> 00:50:32,067
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
1962
00:50:32,067 --> 00:50:32,833
>> NOTHING, I --
1963
00:50:32,833 --> 00:50:34,133
>> PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY POTATO
1964
00:50:34,133 --> 00:50:35,400
SALAD ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA
1965
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,167
CHOP IT OFF!
1966
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:37,833
>> YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR POTATO
1967
00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:38,933
SALAD -- BITTER AND
1968
00:50:38,933 --> 00:50:39,900
DISRESPECTFUL!
1969
00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:41,667
>> OH, NO. NO, YOU DIDN'T!
1970
00:50:41,667 --> 00:50:42,967
>> OH, YES, I DID!
1971
00:50:42,967 --> 00:50:43,833
>> OH!
1972
00:50:43,833 --> 00:50:47,267
FIRST, HE INSULTS MY COOKING --
1973
00:50:47,267 --> 00:50:49,167
Y COOKING, AND THEN HE INSULTS M
1974
00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:49,567
ME?
1975
00:50:49,567 --> 00:50:50,767
MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE, NELSON.
1976
00:50:50,767 --> 00:50:51,700
MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE!
1977
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:52,400
>> OKAY, LOOK.
1978
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,567
JUST PUT THE SPATULA DOWN.
1979
00:50:53,567 --> 00:50:54,867
LOOK, I'M SURE HE DIDN'T MEAN
1980
00:50:54,867 --> 00:50:55,700
ANYTHING BY THAT.
1981
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:57,067
>> OH, I MEANT IT, AND IT AIN'T
1982
00:50:57,067 --> 00:50:58,100
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!
1983
00:50:58,100 --> 00:50:59,333
SHE ASKED ME, "WAS THE FOOD
1984
00:50:59,333 --> 00:50:59,733
GOOD?"
1985
00:50:59,733 --> 00:51:01,133
AND IT'S NOT GOOD, AND I AIN'T
1986
00:51:01,133 --> 00:51:02,067
AFRAID TO SAY IT.
1987
00:51:02,067 --> 00:51:03,400
IT AIN'T MY FAULT THAT SHE CAN'T
1988
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,267
HANDLE THE TRUTH.
1989
00:51:04,267 --> 00:51:05,433
>> I NEVER ASKED FOR YOUR
1990
00:51:05,433 --> 00:51:05,933
OPINION.
1991
00:51:05,933 --> 00:51:07,300
>> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT A
1992
00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:08,500
SECOND OPINION 'CAUSE YOUR
1993
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,733
COOKING NEEDS A CAT SCAN!
1994
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:10,833
>> DAD, THAT'S ENOUGH!
1995
00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:12,067
>> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
1996
00:51:12,067 --> 00:51:13,433
I AM NOT STAYING FOR DINNER,
1997
00:51:13,433 --> 00:51:14,667
ESPECIALLY WITH HIM.
1998
00:51:14,667 --> 00:51:16,367
>> MS. REILLY, I AM SO SORRY.
1999
00:51:16,367 --> 00:51:17,433
>> YEAH, NO. NO.
2000
00:51:17,433 --> 00:51:19,267
I WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE I SAY
2001
00:51:19,267 --> 00:51:21,067
"I DO" BECAUSE IF HE'S ANYTHING
2002
00:51:21,067 --> 00:51:23,400
LIKE HIS FATHER, GOD HELP YA!
2003
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,967
OH, YEAH! I SAID IT!
2004
00:51:24,967 --> 00:51:28,800
GOD HELP YA!
2005
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,733
>> POP, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?
2006
00:51:30,733 --> 00:51:33,067
>> NOTHING!
2007
00:51:33,067 --> 00:51:34,900
I MEAN, NOTHING -- NOTHING BAD.
2008
00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:36,067
I MEAN...
2009
00:51:36,067 --> 00:51:38,233
OKAY, ALL I SAID WAS SINCE I WAS
2010
00:51:38,233 --> 00:51:40,067
BUTTERING THE CORN BREAD,
2011
00:51:40,067 --> 00:51:42,067
T-THAT -- THAT'S SHE -- SHE'D
2012
00:51:42,067 --> 00:51:44,167
ALLOW ME TO BUTTER HER BISCUITS.
2013
00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:46,300
>> WELL, SHE MUST HAVE TOOK THAT
2014
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:48,100
THE WRONG WAY.
2015
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:49,733
Y-YOU DID MEAN THE BISCUITS ON
2016
00:51:49,733 --> 00:51:50,767
THE TABLE, RIGHT?
2017
00:51:50,767 --> 00:51:52,467
>> THERE'S BISCUITS ON THE TA--
2018
00:51:52,467 --> 00:51:53,067
WHOA.
2019
00:51:53,067 --> 00:51:54,933
>> YOU HITTIN' ON MY MAMA?
2020
00:51:54,933 --> 00:51:57,500
>> OH, ABSOLUTELY.
2021
00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:00,067
TILL I REALIZED SHE WAS A BMW.
2022
00:52:00,067 --> 00:52:00,967
>> WHAT?
2023
00:52:00,967 --> 00:52:04,233
>> BITTER MAN-HATING WOMAN.
2024
00:52:04,233 --> 00:52:05,267
OH, BUT I GOT SOMETHING FOR
2025
00:52:05,267 --> 00:52:06,367
THAT.
2026
00:52:06,367 --> 00:52:08,067
I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE SOMETHING
2027
00:52:08,067 --> 00:52:09,667
FOR THAT IF I WAS -- YOU KNOW,
2028
00:52:09,667 --> 00:52:11,633
SHE WAS...
2029
00:52:11,633 --> 00:52:13,367
I AIN'T GOT NOTHING.
2030
00:52:13,367 --> 00:52:14,133
>> MM.
2031
00:52:14,133 --> 00:52:14,900
>> OH.
2032
00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:16,367
>> ALL Y'ALL LOOKING AT ME CRAZY
2033
00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:17,733
LIKE I'M NOT THE ONE THAT GOT
2034
00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:19,067
STOLE ALONG WITH A SPATULA!
2035
00:52:19,067 --> 00:52:20,300
>> THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
2036
00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:21,133
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
2037
00:52:21,133 --> 00:52:22,067
MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE.
2038
00:52:22,067 --> 00:52:22,800
>> WELL, I DON'T --
2039
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,700
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
2040
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:24,233
NO, NO, NO.
2041
00:52:24,233 --> 00:52:24,767
NO.
2042
00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:26,800
NO, NO, NO.
2043
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,933
I RUINED DINNER, SO I WILL
2044
00:52:29,933 --> 00:52:30,433
LEAVE.
2045
00:52:30,433 --> 00:52:32,067
>> MR. HARPER, LOOK, I KNOW HOW
2046
00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:32,933
MY MOM CAN BE.
2047
00:52:32,933 --> 00:52:34,100
YOU SHOULD STAY, MAN.
2048
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:34,633
JUST...
2049
00:52:34,633 --> 00:52:35,233
>> WHOA.
2050
00:52:35,233 --> 00:52:37,933
>> OKAY.
2051
00:52:37,933 --> 00:52:39,167
>> DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT
2052
00:52:39,167 --> 00:52:40,067
AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?
2053
00:52:40,067 --> 00:52:44,233
>> YES, SIR.
2054
00:52:44,233 --> 00:52:50,400
>> TWOS.
2055
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,300
>> TWOS?
2056
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:53,733
>> I-I THINK HE...MEANT DUCES.
2057
00:52:53,733 --> 00:52:54,700
>> DUCES.
2058
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:55,800
>> HE DOES THAT OFTEN.
2059
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,733
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
2060
00:52:56,733 --> 00:52:58,200
>> WELL, THAT WAS JUST AWKWARD.
2061
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,067
>> YEAH, YEAH.
2062
00:52:59,067 --> 00:53:00,167
>> I FEEL KIND OF BAD.
2063
00:53:00,167 --> 00:53:01,567
>> WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
2064
00:53:01,567 --> 00:53:02,367
CANCEL DINNER.
2065
00:53:02,367 --> 00:53:03,267
>> OH, NO, HONEY.
2066
00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:04,567
I DON'T FEEL THAT BAD, NOW.
2067
00:53:04,567 --> 00:53:05,367
I AM STARVING.
2068
00:53:05,367 --> 00:53:06,767
I'M ABOUT TO GET SOME OF THIS
2069
00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:07,367
POTATO SALAD.
2070
00:53:07,367 --> 00:53:08,500
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, MINE IS IN
2071
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:09,367
THE GLASS CONTAINER.
2072
00:53:09,367 --> 00:53:10,567
>> I WAS -- I WAS TALKING ABOUT
2073
00:53:10,567 --> 00:53:11,533
HIS MAMA'S POTATO SALAD.
2074
00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:12,067
>> OH.
2075
00:53:12,067 --> 00:53:13,167
>> YEAH, HE'LL BE FINE.
2076
00:53:13,167 --> 00:53:14,700
I'LL CALL AND CHECK ON HIM IN A
2077
00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:15,400
FEW MINUTES.
2078
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:15,967
>> OKAY.
2079
00:53:15,967 --> 00:53:17,533
>> YEAH, WELL, BEFORE WE START
2080
00:53:17,533 --> 00:53:19,167
ON THE FOOD AND POTATO SALAD AND
2081
00:53:19,167 --> 00:53:20,767
STUFF, YOU KNOW, LEE AND I HAVE
2082
00:53:20,767 --> 00:53:22,333
SOME THINGS WE WANT TO TALK TO
2083
00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:23,300
YOU LADIES ABOUT.
2084
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,333
>> MM-HMM.
2085
00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:26,300
>> YEP.
2086
00:53:31,867 --> 00:53:33,367
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2087
00:53:33,367 --> 00:53:34,200
DID THEY BUY IT?
2088
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,433
>> HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER!
2089
00:53:35,433 --> 00:53:35,967
>> GOOD!
2090
00:53:35,967 --> 00:53:38,067
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
2091
00:53:38,067 --> 00:53:39,367
>> GIRL, IF I KNEW I WAS GONNA
2092
00:53:39,367 --> 00:53:40,567
MEET A WOMAN LIKE YOU WHEN I
2093
00:53:40,567 --> 00:53:42,067
WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I WOULD
2094
00:53:42,067 --> 00:53:43,167
HAVE THANKED GOD TWICE.
2095
00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:44,333
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2096
00:53:44,333 --> 00:53:45,600
ERNEST, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN
2097
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,433
THOSE LINES BY ME.
2098
00:53:46,433 --> 00:53:47,633
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN AROUND THE
2099
00:53:47,633 --> 00:53:49,367
BLOCK MORE THAN ENOUGH.
2100
00:53:49,367 --> 00:53:50,867
OBVIOUSLY THERE'S AN ATTRACTION
2101
00:53:50,867 --> 00:53:52,333
HERE, AND I THINK WE SHOULD DO
2102
00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:54,167
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
2103
00:53:54,167 --> 00:53:55,867
>> WELL...
2104
00:53:55,867 --> 00:53:57,067
YOUR PLACE OR MINE?
2105
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,467
>> WHO LIVES THE CLOSEST?
2106
00:53:58,467 --> 00:54:01,367
I'M ABOUT 10 MINUTES AWAY.
2107
00:54:01,367 --> 00:54:02,767
>> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME
2108
00:54:02,767 --> 00:54:03,067
THING, RIGHT?
2109
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:03,600
THING, RIGHT?
2110
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,600
>> YEAH!
2111
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:05,867
THE "MATLOCK" MARATHON STARTS AT
2112
00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:06,200
9:00.
2113
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,367
WE HAVE JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GO
2114
00:54:07,367 --> 00:54:08,400
TO THE STORE AND GET SOME
2115
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,067
POPCORN.
2116
00:54:09,067 --> 00:54:10,067
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2117
00:54:10,067 --> 00:54:10,900
HOT CHEETOS, TOO?
2118
00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:12,600
>> HOT CHEETOS, TOO!
2119
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,967
>> OH.
2120
00:54:13,967 --> 00:54:15,867
I COULD LOVE YOU.
2121
00:54:19,767 --> 00:54:20,967
>> SO, YOU DON'T WANT US TO HAVE
2122
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:22,100
A DOUBLE WEDDING.
2123
00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:23,800
>> WELL, WE -- WE THINK IT'S
2124
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,333
BEST.
2125
00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:26,133
>> BESIDES, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS
2126
00:54:26,133 --> 00:54:28,067
KIND OF JUST DECIDED WITHOUT US,
2127
00:54:28,067 --> 00:54:29,967
AND WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY SAY,
2128
00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:30,567
SO...
2129
00:54:30,567 --> 00:54:32,467
>> WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE...
2130
00:54:32,467 --> 00:54:33,700
YOU DON'T CARE.
2131
00:54:33,700 --> 00:54:35,233
>> WE DIDN'T THINK YOU CARED.
2132
00:54:35,233 --> 00:54:37,067
>> BUT WE DO CARE, ALL RIGHT?
2133
00:54:37,067 --> 00:54:38,900
IT'S A SPECIAL DAY, AND I DON'T
2134
00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:40,533
THINK I WANT TO SHARE WITH
2135
00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:42,067
ANOTHER COUPLE, RIGHT?
2136
00:54:42,067 --> 00:54:44,067
>> WELL, SEE, 'CAUSE WE'VE HAD
2137
00:54:44,067 --> 00:54:45,667
THIS PLANNED OUT SINCE --
2138
00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:47,067
>> SEVENTH GRADE.
2139
00:54:47,067 --> 00:54:49,600
>> YES, WE KNOW.
2140
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:50,300
>> [ SCOFFS ]
2141
00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:51,567
>> WELL, IF YOU HAD PLANNED
2142
00:54:51,567 --> 00:54:52,833
SOMETHING THAT LONG AGO, WE
2143
00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:54,500
WOULD HONOR IT...
2144
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:55,367
BUT YOU DIDN'T.
2145
00:54:55,367 --> 00:54:56,567
>> NO, NO. YOU DIDN'T.
2146
00:54:56,567 --> 00:54:58,067
AND, NELSON, YOU DIDN'T EVEN
2147
00:54:58,067 --> 00:54:59,533
EVER THINK YOU WERE GONNA GET
2148
00:54:59,533 --> 00:55:01,067
MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
2149
00:55:01,067 --> 00:55:03,667
>> BUT NOW I AM GETTING MARRIED.
2150
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:05,300
I DON'T -- I DON'T THINK I WANT
2151
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:06,967
TWO OTHER PEOPLE STANDING AT THE
2152
00:55:06,967 --> 00:55:07,967
ALTAR.
2153
00:55:07,967 --> 00:55:09,433
>> WAIT. HOLD ON, NOW.
2154
00:55:09,433 --> 00:55:11,367
ONE OF THOSE OTHER PEOPLE IS MY
2155
00:55:11,367 --> 00:55:13,267
BEST FRIEND -- MY GIRL SITTING
2156
00:55:13,267 --> 00:55:13,900
RIGHT HERE.
2157
00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:15,300
>> WHY DON'T WE -- WHAT -- HAVE
2158
00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,600
YOUR WEDDING ON SATURDAY AND
2159
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,400
OURS ON SUNDAY?
2160
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,733
I MEAN, THIS WAY WE CAN SAVE
2161
00:55:18,733 --> 00:55:20,133
MONEY, AND IT'S A WIN-WIN FOR
2162
00:55:20,133 --> 00:55:20,700
EVERYONE.
2163
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:21,233
>> YEAH.
2164
00:55:21,233 --> 00:55:22,700
>> I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S A WIN
2165
00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:23,933
FOR US.
2166
00:55:23,933 --> 00:55:25,367
>> IT'S A COMPROMISE.
2167
00:55:25,367 --> 00:55:26,933
IT'S JUST A SUGGESTION.
2168
00:55:26,933 --> 00:55:28,433
>> MORE -- MORE THAN A
2169
00:55:28,433 --> 00:55:29,333
SUGGESTION.
2170
00:55:29,333 --> 00:55:30,933
MORE LIKE A...NUDGE.
2171
00:55:30,933 --> 00:55:32,067
>> SEE, I'M STILL NOT
2172
00:55:32,067 --> 00:55:33,500
UNDERSTANDING THE WHOLE ISSUE
2173
00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:35,067
WITH US HAVING A DOUBLE WEDDING
2174
00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:36,067
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
2175
00:55:36,067 --> 00:55:38,500
>> BECAUSE YOU DO EVERYTHING
2176
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,100
TOGETHER.
2177
00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:40,633
NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO REALIZE
2178
00:55:40,633 --> 00:55:42,167
THAT YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSON IN
2179
00:55:42,167 --> 00:55:45,867
YOUR LIFE TO CONSIDER.
2180
00:55:45,867 --> 00:55:46,767
>> [ SCOFFS ]
2181
00:55:46,767 --> 00:55:47,867
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
2182
00:55:47,867 --> 00:55:49,267
THEY'RE RIGHT.
2183
00:55:49,267 --> 00:55:50,067
THEY'RE RIGHT.
2184
00:55:50,067 --> 00:55:51,400
WE JUST PLANNED THIS WHOLE
2185
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:51,900
THING.
2186
00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:53,100
WE DIDN'T EVEN ASK THEM.
2187
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:54,633
>> BRINN!
2188
00:55:54,633 --> 00:55:55,600
>> I THINK THEY'RE RIGHT.
2189
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,233
YOU KNOW WHAT?
2190
00:55:56,233 --> 00:55:57,400
IT'S TIME THAT WE REALIZE THAT
2191
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,767
IT'S NOT JUST US ANYMORE.
2192
00:55:59,767 --> 00:56:04,700
>> SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?
2193
00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:06,767
FINE.
2194
00:56:06,767 --> 00:56:07,567
WHATEVER.
2195
00:56:07,567 --> 00:56:12,600
>> BABY.
2196
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,867
BABY.
2197
00:56:13,867 --> 00:56:15,433
OKAY, I WANT YOU TO BE COOL WITH
2198
00:56:15,433 --> 00:56:15,867
THIS.
2199
00:56:15,867 --> 00:56:17,367
ALL RIGHT, IT'S STILL GONNA BE
2200
00:56:17,367 --> 00:56:18,833
IN HAWAII, AND EVERYTHING'S
2201
00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:21,300
GONNA BE PERFECT.
2202
00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:22,833
>> I SAID "FINE."
2203
00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:24,767
>> YOU SAID "FINE," BUT WHAT YOU
2204
00:56:24,767 --> 00:56:26,433
MEAN IS, "I'M GONNA HAVE AN
2205
00:56:26,433 --> 00:56:28,100
ATTITUDE FOR THE NEXT THREE
2206
00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:29,467
DAYS."
2207
00:56:29,467 --> 00:56:31,633
>> FOUR DAYS.
2208
00:56:31,633 --> 00:56:32,900
>> YOU GUYS GO AHEAD AND TRY
2209
00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:34,067
SOME OF THESE CRACKERS AND
2210
00:56:34,067 --> 00:56:34,900
CHEESE.
2211
00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:36,333
EXCUSE ME.
2212
00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:39,233
MM-HMM.
2213
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:40,267
>> WELL, THAT WENT OVER WELL.
2214
00:56:40,267 --> 00:56:40,667
>> YEAH.
2215
00:56:40,667 --> 00:56:41,700
>> HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THE
2216
00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:43,400
SILENT TREATMENT'S GONNA LAST?
2217
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,867
>> SHE SAID FOUR, BUT I'M
2218
00:56:44,867 --> 00:56:47,167
THINKING MORE LIKE SIX.
2219
00:56:47,167 --> 00:56:48,933
>> PROBABLY EIGHT WITH BRINN.
2220
00:56:48,933 --> 00:56:49,967
>> EIGHT? WHOO.
2221
00:56:49,967 --> 00:56:51,400
>> SHOOT, I DON'T MIND.
2222
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,700
THAT WAY I GET TO STAY IN THE
2223
00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:53,800
ROOM AND WATCH FOOTBALL
2224
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,067
UNINTERRUPTED AND PLAY VIDEO
2225
00:56:55,067 --> 00:56:56,067
GAMES.
2226
00:56:56,067 --> 00:56:57,300
I ACTUALLY ENJOY THE SILENT
2227
00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:57,900
TREATMENT.
2228
00:56:57,900 --> 00:56:59,767
>> HMM.
2229
00:56:59,767 --> 00:57:03,067
VIDEO GAMES, FOOTBALL...
2230
00:57:03,067 --> 00:57:04,600
PIZZA NIGHT.
2231
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,100
OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
2232
00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:06,833
>> MM-HMM.
2233
00:57:06,833 --> 00:57:09,067
>> HUH.
2234
00:57:09,067 --> 00:57:10,600
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
2235
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:11,700
AND YOU BETTER NOT HAVE AN
2236
00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:15,600
ATTITUDE ABOUT THIS.
2237
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,967
>> 10 DAYS!
2238
00:57:17,967 --> 00:57:18,867
>> [ SCOFFS ]
2239
00:57:18,867 --> 00:57:20,833
[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
2240
00:57:26,167 --> 00:57:28,733
>> [ SCOFFS ]
2241
00:57:28,733 --> 00:57:32,667
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
2242
00:57:32,667 --> 00:57:37,200
YEAH.
2243
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,367
I STILL CARE ABOUT YOU, BUT YOU
2244
00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:40,467
KNOW THE DEAL.
2245
00:57:40,467 --> 00:57:41,333
OKAY, LOOK.
2246
00:57:41,333 --> 00:57:44,200
LOOK, I HAVE TO GO.
2247
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,967
>> LET ME GET THESE KEYS AND GET
2248
00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:46,933
ON OUT OF HERE.
2249
00:57:46,933 --> 00:57:47,900
HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS?
2250
00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:48,967
I THINK I LEFT THEM HERE
2251
00:57:48,967 --> 00:57:49,500
SOMEWHERE.
2252
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,833
>> I'LL BE IN THE BACK WATCHING
2253
00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:51,333
THE GAME.
2254
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:51,867
>> OKAY.
2255
00:57:51,867 --> 00:57:55,067
DON'T NOBODY CARE.
2256
00:57:55,067 --> 00:57:58,067
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
2257
00:57:58,067 --> 00:58:00,067
WHAT'S GOING ON?
2258
00:58:00,067 --> 00:58:01,367
>> VALERIE WANTS US TO STAY
2259
00:58:01,367 --> 00:58:02,967
TOGETHER.
2260
00:58:02,967 --> 00:58:06,067
>> BUT SHE WAS WITH ANOTHER GUY.
2261
00:58:06,067 --> 00:58:07,400
>> SO IF MY DAD CHEATED ON YOU,
2262
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,433
WOULD YOU STAY WITH HIM?
2263
00:58:08,433 --> 00:58:09,733
>> THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING.
2264
00:58:09,733 --> 00:58:10,967
I HAVE A LOT MORE INVESTED IN
2265
00:58:10,967 --> 00:58:11,600
YOUR FATHER.
2266
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:12,767
YOU'RE ONLY IN HIGH SCHOOL.
2267
00:58:12,767 --> 00:58:13,567
>> [ SCOFFS ]
2268
00:58:13,567 --> 00:58:17,100
BUT I REALLY CARE ABOUT HER.
2269
00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:20,500
I THINK I MIGHT LOVE HER.
2270
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,967
>> WOW.
2271
00:58:21,967 --> 00:58:24,833
THE BIG "L" WORD.
2272
00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:27,133
>> AND SHE MADE A MISTAKE.
2273
00:58:27,133 --> 00:58:28,300
>> WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK
2274
00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:31,300
AT IT.
2275
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:33,767
>> SHE TOOK A TEST.
2276
00:58:33,767 --> 00:58:35,733
SHE'S NOT PREGNANT.
2277
00:58:35,733 --> 00:58:39,800
SHE CALLED, SHE APOLOGIZED, SAYS
2278
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:43,067
SHE WANTS TO WORK THINGS OUT.
2279
00:58:43,067 --> 00:58:46,067
>> THIS IS A TRICKY ONE.
2280
00:58:46,067 --> 00:58:49,333
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE HER BACK?
2281
00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:52,633
>> I GUESS, BRINN.
2282
00:58:52,633 --> 00:58:54,767
>> THERE'S THIS SAYING --
2283
00:58:54,767 --> 00:58:57,533
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.
2284
00:58:57,533 --> 00:59:01,067
FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON ME.
2285
00:59:01,067 --> 00:59:02,200
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT
2286
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:02,833
MEANS?
2287
00:59:02,833 --> 00:59:03,933
>> NOT REALLY.
2288
00:59:03,933 --> 00:59:05,867
YOU KNOW I'M NOT AS FAMILIAR
2289
00:59:05,867 --> 00:59:07,800
WITH THE BIBLE AS YOU.
2290
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:08,767
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2291
00:59:08,767 --> 00:59:10,300
IT'S NOT A BIBLE SCRIPTURE.
2292
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:12,133
LOOK, IT JUST MEANS THAT YOU
2293
00:59:12,133 --> 00:59:14,067
SHOULDN'T HAVE FOOLED ME ONCE,
2294
00:59:14,067 --> 00:59:16,067
BUT IF YOU DO IT TWICE, IT'S MY
2295
00:59:16,067 --> 00:59:18,833
OWN FAULT.
2296
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,933
>> OH. I KNEW THAT.
2297
00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:23,167
>> LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU WERE
2298
00:59:23,167 --> 00:59:24,533
GLAD WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THAT YOU
2299
00:59:24,533 --> 00:59:26,567
DIDN'T GET VALERIE PREGNANT, BUT
2300
00:59:26,567 --> 00:59:28,367
I COULD ALSO TELL YOU WERE A
2301
00:59:28,367 --> 00:59:30,067
LITTLE HURT.
2302
00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:30,667
>> [ SCOFFS ]
2303
00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,700
I WASN'T HURT.
2304
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:34,200
I WAS DISAPPOINTED, MAYBE.
2305
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,833
I HAD A CHANCE TO GO OUT WITH
2306
00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:38,067
OTHER GIRLS AND I DIDN'T.
2307
00:59:38,067 --> 00:59:40,067
>> YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, OKAY?
2308
00:59:40,067 --> 00:59:42,067
AND GOOD GUYS DESERVE GOOD
2309
00:59:42,067 --> 00:59:43,667
GIRLS.
2310
00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:45,700
JUST STOP TAKING ALL THIS SO
2311
00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:46,500
SERIOUS.
2312
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,567
YOU'RE ONLY 16!
2313
00:59:49,567 --> 00:59:51,933
>> T'EO, WHEN YOU'RE DONE, WANT
2314
00:59:51,933 --> 00:59:52,867
TO GET A GAME IN?
2315
00:59:52,867 --> 00:59:53,667
>> OH, YEAH.
2316
00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:56,367
I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT.
2317
00:59:56,367 --> 00:59:59,400
>> GO AHEAD.
2318
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,133
>> THANK YOU, BRINN.
2319
01:00:02,133 --> 01:00:07,900
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2320
01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:10,467
>> YOU, UM...
2321
01:00:10,467 --> 01:00:12,467
YOU'D MAKE A GREAT MOTHER.
2322
01:00:12,467 --> 01:00:14,200
>> IF THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME
2323
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:15,567
SMILE, IT'S NOT WORKING.
2324
01:00:15,567 --> 01:00:17,200
>> THAT IS SUPPOSED TO LET YOU
2325
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:18,833
KNOW THAT I WOULD BE A FOOL TO
2326
01:00:18,833 --> 01:00:25,400
NOT HAVE A CHILD WITH YOU.
2327
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,967
OH, AND, UM...
2328
01:00:26,967 --> 01:00:28,700
YOU CAN SMILE NOW.
2329
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:29,867
AND THEN YOU CAN BE MAD
2330
01:00:29,867 --> 01:00:31,833
AFTERWARDS.
2331
01:00:41,433 --> 01:00:44,767
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
2332
01:00:44,767 --> 01:00:47,667
>> POP, I SEE YOU.
2333
01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:48,933
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
2334
01:00:48,933 --> 01:00:50,200
>> I'M GRABBING SOME COFFEE
2335
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,500
BEFORE I HEAD TO THE OFFICE.
2336
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:53,100
YOU COMING?
2337
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:55,733
>> NO, I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF.
2338
01:00:55,733 --> 01:00:58,233
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
2339
01:00:58,233 --> 01:00:58,867
>> WHAT?
2340
01:00:58,867 --> 01:01:00,500
A MAN CAN'T HAVE A DAY OFF?
2341
01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,467
>> WHO IS SHE?
2342
01:01:06,533 --> 01:01:09,067
GIVE ME THAT.
2343
01:01:09,067 --> 01:01:10,933
>> IF YOU MUST KNOW...
2344
01:01:10,933 --> 01:01:12,233
I'M GOING OUT WITH THE THIEF
2345
01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:13,700
JUST TO GET MY JEWELRY BACK, AND
2346
01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:15,100
THAT'S THE LAST THING I WANT TO
2347
01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:16,067
HEAR ABOUT IT.
2348
01:01:16,067 --> 01:01:17,567
>> I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
2349
01:01:17,567 --> 01:01:20,067
>> [ SCOFFS ] WELL, BELIEVE IT.
2350
01:01:20,067 --> 01:01:21,967
>> BETTER BE CAREFUL.
2351
01:01:28,067 --> 01:01:29,900
>> OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS CLOSE.
2352
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:30,633
>> I KNOW.
2353
01:01:30,633 --> 01:01:32,233
IT'S LIKE WE'RE TEENAGERS OR
2354
01:01:32,233 --> 01:01:32,933
SOMETHING.
2355
01:01:32,933 --> 01:01:34,200
>> [ LAUGHS ] I KNOW.
2356
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,367
SO, WHAT WILL US TEENAGERS GET
2357
01:01:36,367 --> 01:01:37,867
INTO TODAY?
2358
01:01:37,867 --> 01:01:39,433
>> OKAY.
2359
01:01:39,433 --> 01:01:40,667
BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT.
2360
01:01:40,667 --> 01:01:42,100
>> OKAY. [ IMITATES CLICK ]
2361
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:44,067
>> HOW ABOUT ROLLER SKATING?
2362
01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:44,733
>> [ GASPS ]
2363
01:01:44,733 --> 01:01:46,233
OH, MY GOSH, IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
2364
01:01:46,233 --> 01:01:47,567
OH, YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN
2365
01:01:47,567 --> 01:01:49,133
ROLLER SKATING IN YEARS.
2366
01:01:49,133 --> 01:01:50,067
>> OH, MY GOD.
2367
01:01:50,067 --> 01:01:51,633
MAN, THESE TWO DAYS HAVE BEEN
2368
01:01:51,633 --> 01:01:52,633
SUCH A SURPRISE.
2369
01:01:52,633 --> 01:01:53,333
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2370
01:01:53,333 --> 01:01:54,800
>> YOU DON'T KNOW THIS ABOUT ME,
2371
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:58,100
BUT I NEVER DATE WOMEN MY AGE.
2372
01:01:58,100 --> 01:02:00,133
>> I DON'T DATE AT ALL.
2373
01:02:00,133 --> 01:02:02,067
[ LAUGHS ] OH.
2374
01:02:02,067 --> 01:02:03,667
ARE WE DATING?
2375
01:02:03,667 --> 01:02:04,500
>> ARE WE?
2376
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,100
>> I THINK WE'RE DATING.
2377
01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:07,567
>> THIS IS, LIKE, FULL-ON
2378
01:02:07,567 --> 01:02:08,167
DATING.
2379
01:02:08,167 --> 01:02:08,900
>> A REAL DATE?!
2380
01:02:08,900 --> 01:02:09,633
>> WE'RE DATING?
2381
01:02:09,633 --> 01:02:10,833
>> WE GOT SOME DATE GOING ON.
2382
01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:11,933
>> I THINK I'M DATING YOU,
2383
01:02:11,933 --> 01:02:12,367
THOUGH.
2384
01:02:12,367 --> 01:02:13,567
>> NO, I THINK I'M DATING YOU
2385
01:02:13,567 --> 01:02:13,933
FIRST.
2386
01:02:13,933 --> 01:02:14,800
>> I DATED YOU FIRST.
2387
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:15,433
I'M SURE I DID.
2388
01:02:15,433 --> 01:02:16,467
>> [ Laughing ] THIS IS SO
2389
01:02:16,467 --> 01:02:17,067
SILLY.
2390
01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:17,433
OH.
2391
01:02:17,433 --> 01:02:19,133
OH, MY GOD, WHAT ARE OUR KIDS
2392
01:02:19,133 --> 01:02:20,533
GONNA SAY?
2393
01:02:20,533 --> 01:02:21,533
>> DO WE HAVE TO TELL THEM?
2394
01:02:21,533 --> 01:02:22,533
>> OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY
2395
01:02:22,533 --> 01:02:23,533
THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.
2396
01:02:23,533 --> 01:02:24,567
THEY'RE GONNA TELL US THAT WE
2397
01:02:24,567 --> 01:02:25,600
DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING,
2398
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,333
AND, YOU KNOW...
2399
01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:28,300
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
2400
01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:29,900
>> DO WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING?
2401
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:31,467
>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
2402
01:02:31,467 --> 01:02:33,500
THAT'S THE EXCITING PART.
2403
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,700
[ CLAPS ]
2404
01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:37,433
>> PAULA RILEY...
2405
01:02:37,433 --> 01:02:39,133
I LIKE YOU.
2406
01:02:39,133 --> 01:02:40,433
>> ERNEST...
2407
01:02:40,433 --> 01:02:42,833
I LIKE YOU, TOO.
2408
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:43,433
[ LAUGHS ]
2409
01:02:43,433 --> 01:02:44,733
>> GUESS WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
2410
01:02:44,733 --> 01:02:45,400
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
2411
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:45,900
>> SILLY.
2412
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:47,167
>> IT'S TIME FOR US TO GET OUR
2413
01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:47,667
SKATE ON.
2414
01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:49,133
>> I THINK IT SHOULD BE TIME TO
2415
01:02:49,133 --> 01:02:50,067
GET SOME SKATE ON.
2416
01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:51,367
NOW, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW TO
2417
01:02:51,367 --> 01:02:53,333
ROLLER-SKATE?
2418
01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:54,800
>> N-NO.
2419
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,333
D-DO YOU?
2420
01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:58,367
>> NOT REALLY.
2421
01:02:58,367 --> 01:02:58,833
>> OH.
2422
01:02:58,833 --> 01:02:59,267
>> OH.
2423
01:02:59,267 --> 01:03:00,533
>> THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
2424
01:03:00,533 --> 01:03:02,067
>> THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESTING.
2425
01:03:02,067 --> 01:03:03,567
>> THIS IS GONNA BE SUPERDUPER
2426
01:03:03,567 --> 01:03:04,433
INTERESTING.
2427
01:03:04,433 --> 01:03:06,067
OH, MY GOD, WE CAN JUST...
2428
01:03:06,067 --> 01:03:08,533
[ BOTH HUMMING ]
2429
01:03:08,533 --> 01:03:09,767
>> BACK IT UP.
2430
01:03:09,767 --> 01:03:15,667
>> [ HUMMING ]
2431
01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:17,133
>> HEY, HONEY.
2432
01:03:17,133 --> 01:03:18,600
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE MY DAD DIDN'T
2433
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,800
SHOW UP TO WORK AT ALL TODAY?
2434
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:21,900
>> HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
2435
01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:22,800
MINE WAS GREAT.
2436
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,733
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
2437
01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:25,067
I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING THAT --
2438
01:03:25,067 --> 01:03:25,933
>> I'M SORRY, BABY.
2439
01:03:25,933 --> 01:03:26,867
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
2440
01:03:26,867 --> 01:03:28,100
I'M JUST CONCERNED ABOUT HIM.
2441
01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:28,933
>> THAT'S OKAY.
2442
01:03:28,933 --> 01:03:29,800
WHY? IS HE SICK?
2443
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:30,267
>> NO.
2444
01:03:30,267 --> 01:03:31,800
HE PLAYED HOOKY SO HE COULD HANG
2445
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,333
OUT WITH THAT GIRL WHO STOLE HIS
2446
01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:33,867
JEWELRY.
2447
01:03:33,867 --> 01:03:35,267
I THINK HIS DATING IS GETTING
2448
01:03:35,267 --> 01:03:35,867
OUT OF HAND.
2449
01:03:35,867 --> 01:03:37,100
>> MAYBE IT'S SOME -- I DON'T
2450
01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:38,400
KNOW -- MIDLIFE CRISIS THING OR
2451
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:38,967
SOMETHING.
2452
01:03:38,967 --> 01:03:40,167
BUT LIKE YOU SAID, I MEAN, AT
2453
01:03:40,167 --> 01:03:41,367
LEAST HE'S ENJOYING HIMSELF.
2454
01:03:41,367 --> 01:03:42,667
>> YEAH, WELL, HE'S GONNA ENJOY
2455
01:03:42,667 --> 01:03:43,833
HIMSELF INTO AN EARLY HEART
2456
01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:44,333
ATTACK.
2457
01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:45,900
>> WHO IS THE FATHER, AND WHO IS
2458
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:46,433
THE SON?
2459
01:03:46,433 --> 01:03:47,867
>> YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN ASKING
2460
01:03:47,867 --> 01:03:49,167
MYSELF THAT SAME QUESTION.
2461
01:03:49,167 --> 01:03:49,933
>> HE'S FINE.
2462
01:03:49,933 --> 01:03:50,733
YOU KNOW WHAT?
2463
01:03:50,733 --> 01:03:52,200
AS LONG AS HE'S NOT DATING ANY
2464
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,533
OF MY FRIENDS, I THINK IT'S
2465
01:03:53,533 --> 01:03:54,067
GREAT.
2466
01:03:54,067 --> 01:03:55,367
>> I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S A
2467
01:03:55,367 --> 01:03:56,067
GOOD IDEA.
2468
01:03:56,067 --> 01:03:56,533
>> HE'S FINE.
2469
01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:57,667
LOOK, T'EO AND NELSON ARE COMING
2470
01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:58,467
OVER IN A LITTLE BIT.
2471
01:03:58,467 --> 01:03:59,500
I CALLED THE WEDDING PLANNER,
2472
01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:00,567
WENT OVER SOME THINGS, AND I
2473
01:04:00,567 --> 01:04:01,433
WANT TO JUST GO OVER THE
2474
01:04:01,433 --> 01:04:02,133
DETAILS WITH THEM.
2475
01:04:02,133 --> 01:04:02,800
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
2476
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,233
THAT IS THEM.
2477
01:04:05,233 --> 01:04:06,067
>> HEY, LEE.
2478
01:04:06,067 --> 01:04:06,567
>> HEY.
2479
01:04:06,567 --> 01:04:08,067
>> IS THIS GONNA TAKE LONGER
2480
01:04:08,067 --> 01:04:08,900
THAN AN HOUR?
2481
01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:10,533
I'M TRYING TO GO TO THE MOVIES.
2482
01:04:10,533 --> 01:04:12,233
>> OH, WHAT Y'ALL GOING TO SEE?
2483
01:04:12,233 --> 01:04:14,867
>> I'M NOT GOING WITH HIM.
2484
01:04:14,867 --> 01:04:16,100
>> YOU STILL MAD AT HIM?
2485
01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:18,233
>> UH, YEAH.
2486
01:04:18,233 --> 01:04:20,067
>> OH.
2487
01:04:20,067 --> 01:04:21,367
>> WELL, YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD AT
2488
01:04:21,367 --> 01:04:22,500
LEE?
2489
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:22,833
>> NO.
2490
01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:23,900
I MEAN, I WANTED TO BE MAD AT
2491
01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:24,167
HIM.
2492
01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:24,733
I REALLY DID.
2493
01:04:24,733 --> 01:04:25,900
I WAS TRYING TO STAY MAD, BUT HE
2494
01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:27,067
SAID HE CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT
2495
01:04:27,067 --> 01:04:28,067
HAVING BABIES AND EVERYTHING,
2496
01:04:28,067 --> 01:04:29,100
THEN HE KISSED ME ON MY NECK.
2497
01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:30,167
>> GIRL, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO
2498
01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:31,500
YOU?
2499
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,933
>> LOVE.
2500
01:04:33,933 --> 01:04:35,100
UH, SO, WAIT A MINUTE.
2501
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:35,667
WE'RE ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT THE
2502
01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:36,533
UH, SO, WAIT A MINUTE.
2503
01:04:36,533 --> 01:04:38,067
WE'RE ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT THE
2504
01:04:38,067 --> 01:04:39,533
WEDDING, THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY
2505
01:04:39,533 --> 01:04:40,967
OF OUR LIVES, AND YOU'RE NOT
2506
01:04:40,967 --> 01:04:42,533
EVEN TALKING TO YOUR OTHER HALF?
2507
01:04:42,533 --> 01:04:43,933
>> HUH, TRY TELLING HER HOW
2508
01:04:43,933 --> 01:04:44,733
CRAZY THAT IS.
2509
01:04:44,733 --> 01:04:46,233
>> NO, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT
2510
01:04:46,233 --> 01:04:47,733
WE HAVE TO CHANGE ALL THE PLANS
2511
01:04:47,733 --> 01:04:49,233
THAT WE HAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.
2512
01:04:49,233 --> 01:04:50,767
>> WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT GONNA BE
2513
01:04:50,767 --> 01:04:51,500
SO BAD, OKAY?
2514
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:52,800
I GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH A
2515
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:53,667
WEDDING PLANNER.
2516
01:04:53,667 --> 01:04:55,100
I TALKED TO HER, AND SHE HAS
2517
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:56,300
SOME REALLY GOOD IDEAS.
2518
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:57,900
SHE WAS SUGGESTING THAT MAYBE ON
2519
01:04:57,900 --> 01:04:59,400
FRIDAY, WE COULD ALL SHARE THE
2520
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,800
LUAU, HAVE THE DINNER, THE
2521
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,333
SPEECHES, THE TOAST ALL THERE.
2522
01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:03,833
>> OH, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
2523
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:04,233
>> OKAY. KEEP GOING.
2524
01:05:04,233 --> 01:05:05,600
>> AND I WAS THINKING THAT NOW I
2525
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:06,967
COULD BE YOUR MAID OF HONOR AND
2526
01:05:06,967 --> 01:05:07,867
YOU COULD BE MINE.
2527
01:05:07,867 --> 01:05:09,233
>> OH, BUT SEE, MY SISTER IS MY
2528
01:05:09,233 --> 01:05:10,400
MAID OF HONOR, SO I DON'T
2529
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,700
THINK -- I DON'T THINK THAT'S
2530
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:12,333
GONNA WORK.
2531
01:05:12,333 --> 01:05:13,400
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
2532
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:14,567
I COULD BE YOUR MATRON OF HONOR
2533
01:05:14,567 --> 01:05:15,700
BECAUSE I'LL ALREADY BE MARRIED
2534
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:16,767
SINCE I'M GETTING MARRIED ON
2535
01:05:16,767 --> 01:05:17,200
SATURDAY.
2536
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:18,367
>> NO, BUT REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU
2537
01:05:18,367 --> 01:05:19,367
E ARE GETTING MARRIED ON W
2538
01:05:19,367 --> 01:05:20,333
SATURDAY, SO I DON'T THINK
2539
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,067
THAT'S GONNA --
2540
01:05:21,067 --> 01:05:21,900
>> YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.
2541
01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:22,967
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT YOU
2542
01:05:22,967 --> 01:05:23,867
GUYS COULD SWITCH DAYS.
2543
01:05:23,867 --> 01:05:24,433
>> OH.
2544
01:05:24,433 --> 01:05:26,333
WELL, SO, YOU'RE JUST SWITCHING
2545
01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:28,100
DAYS WITHOUT EVEN TELLING ME?
2546
01:05:28,100 --> 01:05:29,267
>> I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.
2547
01:05:29,267 --> 01:05:30,500
I WAS SAYING THAT MAYBE IT WOULD
2548
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,633
BE BEST IF YOU JUST SWITCHED
2549
01:05:31,633 --> 01:05:32,800
DAYS BECAUSE, AS I WAS SAYING,
2550
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:34,067
MY PARENTS, THEY'RE PLANNING A
2551
01:05:34,067 --> 01:05:35,200
TRIP TO ANOTHER ISLAND, AND SO
2552
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,200
THEY'RE GONNA BE LEAVING.
2553
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:36,900
>> NO, BUT WAIT.
2554
01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:38,100
BUT SEE, WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY?
2555
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:39,233
SEE, MY FAMILY IS LEAVING ON
2556
01:05:39,233 --> 01:05:40,300
SUNDAY, AND THEY'VE ALREADY
2557
01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:41,567
BOOKED THEIR TICKETS, SO I DON'T
2558
01:05:41,567 --> 01:05:41,967
KNOW --
2559
01:05:41,967 --> 01:05:43,367
>> WELL, WHAT IF WE BOTH GET
2560
01:05:43,367 --> 01:05:44,400
MARRIED ON SATURDAY?
2561
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:45,667
>> YEAH, YEAH, ONE IN THE
2562
01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:46,900
AFTERNOON AND ONE IN THE
2563
01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:47,433
EVENING.
2564
01:05:47,433 --> 01:05:48,833
>> Both: WELL, I WANT TO GET
2565
01:05:48,833 --> 01:05:49,800
MARRIED AT SUNSET.
2566
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,067
>> WELL, WE CAN BOTH GET MARRIED
2567
01:05:52,067 --> 01:05:53,733
BACK TO BACK.
2568
01:05:53,733 --> 01:05:54,933
>> OH, NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK
2569
01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:55,300
AT ALL.
2570
01:05:55,300 --> 01:05:56,500
YOU WANT US TO HAVE TWO WEDDINGS
2571
01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:56,967
IN A ROW?
2572
01:05:56,967 --> 01:05:58,100
NO ONE'S GONNA WANT TO COME TO
2573
01:05:58,100 --> 01:05:58,867
THE SECOND WEDDING.
2574
01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:00,100
THEY'LL BE TIRED.
2575
01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:01,700
IT'D JUST BE BEST IF T'EO
2576
01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:03,400
SWITCHED HER DAY TO SUNDAY.
2577
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,367
>> OH, OKAY, OKAY.
2578
01:06:04,367 --> 01:06:05,867
SO, WHAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IS
2579
01:06:05,867 --> 01:06:07,433
TELL ME WHEN I NEED TO CHANGE MY
2580
01:06:07,433 --> 01:06:07,967
WEDDING.
2581
01:06:07,967 --> 01:06:09,433
>> OKAY, WELL, WHAT I AM GONNA
2582
01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:10,933
DO IS TELL YOU THAT I'M GETTING
2583
01:06:10,933 --> 01:06:12,167
MARRIED ON SATURDAY AT 7:00
2584
01:06:12,167 --> 01:06:13,533
P.M., AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I
2585
01:06:13,533 --> 01:06:14,733
ALREADY CALLED THE WEDDING
2586
01:06:14,733 --> 01:06:16,067
PLANNER AND FINALIZED ALL THE
2587
01:06:16,067 --> 01:06:16,733
ARRANGEMENTS.
2588
01:06:16,733 --> 01:06:17,600
>> WHAT?!
2589
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,100
YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
2590
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:20,400
>> [ GASPS ]
2591
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,833
ME?! SELFISH?!
2592
01:06:22,833 --> 01:06:24,567
I AM NOT THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO
2593
01:06:24,567 --> 01:06:26,067
GET ENGAGED AFTER HER BEST
2594
01:06:26,067 --> 01:06:27,600
FRIEND TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS
2595
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:28,633
GETTING ENGAGED.
2596
01:06:28,633 --> 01:06:29,433
>> [ GASPS ]
2597
01:06:29,433 --> 01:06:30,533
>> UH, FOR THE RECORD, I WAS
2598
01:06:30,533 --> 01:06:31,700
ALREADY PLANNING ON PROPOSING,
2599
01:06:31,700 --> 01:06:32,067
SO --
2600
01:06:32,067 --> 01:06:32,733
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
2601
01:06:32,733 --> 01:06:33,533
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
2602
01:06:33,533 --> 01:06:35,267
MY BABY WAS ALREADY PLANNING ON
2603
01:06:35,267 --> 01:06:36,300
PROPOSING, OKAY?
2604
01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:38,067
AND AT LEAST HE'S ALWAYS BEEN MY
2605
01:06:38,067 --> 01:06:38,833
BABY, OKAY?
2606
01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:40,500
AND AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO
2607
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,167
TRICK MY MAN INTO PROPOSING TO
2608
01:06:42,167 --> 01:06:43,767
ME BY THREATENING THAT I WAS
2609
01:06:43,767 --> 01:06:45,400
GONNA TAKE A JOB OUT OF TOWN.
2610
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,100
>> HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT UP!
2611
01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:48,533
NOW, YOU KNOW THAT WAS A REAL
2612
01:06:48,533 --> 01:06:49,167
JOB OFFER.
2613
01:06:49,167 --> 01:06:50,733
BABY, THAT WAS A REAL JOB OFFER.
2614
01:06:50,733 --> 01:06:52,300
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON
2615
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,933
A CONVERSATION ABOUT FLOWERS AND
2616
01:06:53,933 --> 01:06:54,467
COLORS!
2617
01:06:54,467 --> 01:06:56,067
>> AND SPEAKING OF FLOWERS AND
2618
01:06:56,067 --> 01:06:57,600
COLORS, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET
2619
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:58,800
MARRIED FIRST, I GET TO KEEP THE
2620
01:06:58,800 --> 01:06:59,667
FLOWERS AND THE COLORS.
2621
01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:00,867
>> I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED
2622
01:07:00,867 --> 01:07:01,233
FIRST.
2623
01:07:01,233 --> 01:07:02,233
I AM GETTING MARRIED FIRST.
2624
01:07:02,233 --> 01:07:03,367
I'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT,
2625
01:07:03,367 --> 01:07:04,300
AND I DO GET TO KEEP THE
2626
01:07:04,300 --> 01:07:04,700
FLOWERS.
2627
01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:05,667
WE CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA
2628
01:07:05,667 --> 01:07:06,467
OGETHER, OKAY? T
2629
01:07:06,467 --> 01:07:07,767
I LOVE THE FLOWERS, AND I WANT
2630
01:07:07,767 --> 01:07:08,433
TO KEEP THEM.
2631
01:07:08,433 --> 01:07:09,767
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE CAN'T
2632
01:07:09,767 --> 01:07:10,800
BOTH HAVE THE FLOWERS.
2633
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:11,800
>> NO, IT'S A PROBLEM!
2634
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,067
IT'S A PROBLEM, AND IT IS NOT
2635
01:07:13,067 --> 01:07:13,833
GONNA HAPPEN, OKAY?
2636
01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:15,100
PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST GONNA GO TO
2637
01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:16,433
YOUR WEDDING, OKAY, AND THEN
2638
01:07:16,433 --> 01:07:17,800
COME TO MINE, AND IT'S GONNA
2639
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:18,967
LOOK LIKE DéJà VU, OKAY?
2640
01:07:18,967 --> 01:07:20,767
AM KEEPING THE YELLOW BIRDS I
2641
01:07:20,767 --> 01:07:21,633
OF PARADISE.
2642
01:07:21,633 --> 01:07:22,400
THANK YOU.
2643
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,567
>> AND SO AM I.
2644
01:07:24,567 --> 01:07:25,367
>> LADIES, PLEASE.
2645
01:07:25,367 --> 01:07:26,133
>> HUSH, NELSON!
2646
01:07:26,133 --> 01:07:27,333
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT IN THE
2647
01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:27,933
FIRST PLACE!
2648
01:07:27,933 --> 01:07:29,133
>> UNH-UNH, UNH-UNH, UNH-UNH.
2649
01:07:29,133 --> 01:07:30,333
SEE, YOU DON'T REALLY -- OH,
2650
01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:30,767
HOLD ON.
2651
01:07:30,767 --> 01:07:32,067
YOU DONE REALLY LOST YOUR MIND.
2652
01:07:32,067 --> 01:07:32,967
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
2653
01:07:32,967 --> 01:07:34,267
YOU DONE REALLY LOST YOUR MIND.
2654
01:07:34,267 --> 01:07:35,433
YOU NEED TO BRING IT BACK TO
2655
01:07:35,433 --> 01:07:36,067
JESUS, OKAY?
2656
01:07:36,067 --> 01:07:37,400
'CAUSE YOU DON'T JUST GET TO
2657
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,233
YELL AT MY MAN!
2658
01:07:38,233 --> 01:07:39,067
STAND UP, BABY.
2659
01:07:39,067 --> 01:07:40,600
YEAH, YOU DON'T JUST GET TO YELL
2660
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,200
AT MY MAN!
2661
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:42,067
THAT'S MY JOB!
2662
01:07:42,067 --> 01:07:43,067
GO AND SIT DOWN, NELSON!
2663
01:07:43,067 --> 01:07:43,833
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
2664
01:07:43,833 --> 01:07:45,067
SINCE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH
2665
01:07:45,067 --> 01:07:46,333
EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE PLANNED,
2666
01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:47,433
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST CALL
2667
01:07:47,433 --> 01:07:48,500
YOURSELF YOUR OWN WEDDING
2668
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:49,600
PLANNER AND PLAN YOUR OWN
2669
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:50,067
WEDDING.
2670
01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:50,867
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
2671
01:07:50,867 --> 01:07:52,167
THAT IS THE BEST THING YOU SAID
2672
01:07:52,167 --> 01:07:52,833
ALL DAY, OKAY?
2673
01:07:52,833 --> 01:07:54,100
>> YOU'RE JUST GONNA GRAB YOUR
2674
01:07:54,100 --> 01:07:54,500
PURSE?
2675
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:55,833
>> YOU NEED -- OKAY, YOU NEED TO
2676
01:07:55,833 --> 01:07:56,867
NOT -- YOU KNOW I'M FROM
2677
01:07:56,867 --> 01:07:57,333
DETROIT.
2678
01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:58,633
DON'T JUST WALK UP ON ME, OKAY?
2679
01:07:58,633 --> 01:08:00,067
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU NEED
2680
01:08:00,067 --> 01:08:01,200
TO FIND A NEW MAID OF HONOR.
2681
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:01,733
THANK YOU.
2682
01:08:01,733 --> 01:08:02,467
COME ON, NELSON!
2683
01:08:02,467 --> 01:08:03,567
WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES.
2684
01:08:03,567 --> 01:08:04,833
>> I DIDN'T EVEN ASK YOU TO BE
2685
01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:05,600
MY MAID OF HONOR.
2686
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:06,700
I DIDN'T EVEN -- IT WAS A
2687
01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:07,267
SUGGESTION.
2688
01:08:07,267 --> 01:08:08,400
I WASN'T SAY THAT FOR REAL.
2689
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:12,700
THIS...
2690
01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:17,333
>> WHEW!
2691
01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:22,300
>> [ GRUMBLING ]
2692
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:24,433
>> [ SIGHS ]
2693
01:08:24,433 --> 01:08:26,067
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?
2694
01:08:26,067 --> 01:08:28,100
>> AND I'M GUESSING YOU'RE GONNA
2695
01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:29,733
BLAME ALL OF THIS ON ME.
2696
01:08:29,733 --> 01:08:31,167
>> NO.
2697
01:08:31,167 --> 01:08:32,333
I BLAME MYSELF.
2698
01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:34,300
I'VE ALWAYS LET BRINN RUN THE
2699
01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:36,400
SHOW, AND NATURALLY, SHE THINKS
2700
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,067
THAT SHE CAN STILL DO IT.
2701
01:08:38,067 --> 01:08:39,600
THIS IS MY WEDDING, TOO.
2702
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,233
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
2703
01:08:41,233 --> 01:08:42,700
>> [ SIGHS ]
2704
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:45,667
I JUST WANT A PERFECT WEDDING.
2705
01:08:45,667 --> 01:08:46,767
>> [ SIGHS ]
2706
01:08:46,767 --> 01:08:49,067
IT WILL BE PERFECT.
2707
01:08:49,067 --> 01:08:52,333
THIS IS ABOUT US AND OUR UNION.
2708
01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:53,767
>> OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
2709
01:08:53,767 --> 01:08:56,133
>> LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT
2710
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:58,533
DAY WE GET MARRIED OR WHO
2711
01:08:58,533 --> 01:09:00,733
DECIDES TO SHOW UP TO SEE YOU.
2712
01:09:00,733 --> 01:09:02,267
OUR LOVE IS WHAT'S MOST
2713
01:09:02,267 --> 01:09:06,633
IMPORTANT.
2714
01:09:06,633 --> 01:09:08,300
MM.
2715
01:09:08,300 --> 01:09:09,633
>> [ SIGHS ]
2716
01:09:09,633 --> 01:09:11,600
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
2717
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,333
>> I KNOW, BABY.
2718
01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:14,367
I KNOW.
2719
01:09:14,367 --> 01:09:16,333
>> MM-HMM.
2720
01:09:16,333 --> 01:09:17,467
[ ENGINE REVS ]
2721
01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:24,433
>> THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WAS
2722
01:09:24,433 --> 01:09:26,533
SUPPOSED TO TURN OUT.
2723
01:09:26,533 --> 01:09:27,867
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IF YOU ASK
2724
01:09:27,867 --> 01:09:28,267
ME --
2725
01:09:28,267 --> 01:09:30,067
>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU.
2726
01:09:30,067 --> 01:09:31,700
>> HEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE BACK
2727
01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:32,600
ON GOOD TERMS.
2728
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,067
>> I HAVEN'T FOUGHT WITH T'EO IN
2729
01:09:35,067 --> 01:09:37,133
[SIGHS] SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
2730
01:09:37,133 --> 01:09:38,767
>> YEAH, BUT, HEY, I THINK BY
2731
01:09:38,767 --> 01:09:40,567
TOMORROW EVERYTHING WILL GO BACK
2732
01:09:40,567 --> 01:09:41,300
TO NORMAL.
2733
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:43,067
>> I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
2734
01:09:43,067 --> 01:09:44,533
SHE CAN'T CHANGE HER DAY TO
2735
01:09:44,533 --> 01:09:45,233
SUNDAY.
2736
01:09:45,233 --> 01:09:47,100
>> WELL, BABE, WHY CAN'T WE
2737
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:47,933
CHANGE OURS?
2738
01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:49,700
>> BECAUSE I WANT TO GET MARRIED
2739
01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:50,333
ON SATURDAY.
2740
01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:51,367
I EXPLAINED THAT IN THE
2741
01:09:51,367 --> 01:09:52,067
CONVERSATION.
2742
01:09:52,067 --> 01:09:53,100
I MEAN, DID YOU NOT HEAR
2743
01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:54,067
ANYTHING THAT I SAID?
2744
01:09:54,067 --> 01:09:54,900
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
2745
01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:56,200
>> HEY, THAT MIGHT BE HER RIGHT
2746
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:56,800
THERE, SEE?
2747
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,133
YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WAIT TILL
2748
01:09:58,133 --> 01:09:58,633
TOMORROW.
2749
01:09:58,633 --> 01:09:59,667
SOONER THAN WE THOUGHT.
2750
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,733
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
2751
01:10:01,733 --> 01:10:04,233
[ SIGHS ]
2752
01:10:04,233 --> 01:10:05,500
>> [ GRUNTS ] HEY, SON.
2753
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,267
>> HEY, POP.
2754
01:10:06,267 --> 01:10:07,967
SO, I TAKE IT, UH, THINGS DIDN'T
2755
01:10:07,967 --> 01:10:09,467
GO TOO WELL WITH THE JEWELRY
2756
01:10:09,467 --> 01:10:10,200
THIEF.
2757
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:11,567
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2758
01:10:11,567 --> 01:10:13,833
NO, NO, ACTUALLY, UH, I-I HURT
2759
01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:16,167
MY ARM, UH, ROLLING WITH WILLY.
2760
01:10:16,167 --> 01:10:17,600
YEAH, WE WERE ROLLING, AND, YOU
2761
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,033
KNOW, WE GOT CON...
2762
01:10:19,033 --> 01:10:21,900
>> UH, WELL, ARE YOU OKAY?
2763
01:10:21,900 --> 01:10:23,233
>> OH, IT'S JUST A SPRAIN.
2764
01:10:23,233 --> 01:10:25,100
[ GRUNTS ]
2765
01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:25,633
YEAH.
2766
01:10:25,633 --> 01:10:27,433
OH, SON, I NEED TO -- I REALLY
2767
01:10:27,433 --> 01:10:30,367
NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
2768
01:10:30,367 --> 01:10:31,800
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
2769
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,733
>> OH, DAD, NOT TONIGHT.
2770
01:10:33,733 --> 01:10:35,633
>> NO, THIS IS SERIOUS.
2771
01:10:35,633 --> 01:10:36,267
>> [ SIGHS ]
2772
01:10:36,267 --> 01:10:37,267
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
2773
01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:39,933
I'M GONNA LET YOU TWO TALK,
2774
01:10:39,933 --> 01:10:40,600
OKAY?
2775
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,033
JUST GONNA GO TO THE BACK, BE IN
2776
01:10:43,033 --> 01:10:44,800
THE OTHER ROOM.
2777
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:46,933
NO FRIENDS.
2778
01:10:46,933 --> 01:10:48,967
NO MAID OF HONOR.
2779
01:10:48,967 --> 01:10:52,133
GOOD NIGHT, MR. HARPER.
2780
01:10:52,133 --> 01:10:53,300
>> DAD, PLEASE TELL ME YOU
2781
01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:54,567
HAVEN'T FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A
2782
01:10:54,567 --> 01:10:56,033
GIRL HALF YOUR AGE.
2783
01:10:56,033 --> 01:10:58,767
>> NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
2784
01:10:58,767 --> 01:11:00,167
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD MEET
2785
01:11:00,167 --> 01:11:01,667
ANOTHER WOMAN THAT MADE MY SMILE
2786
01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:03,733
LIKE YOUR MOM.
2787
01:11:03,733 --> 01:11:05,567
BUT I HAVE.
2788
01:11:05,567 --> 01:11:06,433
>> WELL, OKAY.
2789
01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:08,133
HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO KNOWN EACH
2790
01:11:08,133 --> 01:11:09,367
OTHER?
2791
01:11:09,367 --> 01:11:11,767
>> ALL MY LIFE.
2792
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:12,933
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS
2793
01:11:12,933 --> 01:11:14,133
LIKE.
2794
01:11:14,133 --> 01:11:14,767
YOU KNOW ME.
2795
01:11:14,767 --> 01:11:16,067
I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANYTHING
2796
01:11:16,067 --> 01:11:17,733
LIKE THAT, BUT...
2797
01:11:17,733 --> 01:11:19,733
GOD INTRODUCED ME TO HER.
2798
01:11:19,733 --> 01:11:20,933
>> ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT DO YOU
2799
01:11:20,933 --> 01:11:23,233
NEED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?
2800
01:11:23,233 --> 01:11:25,900
OKAY, MY DILEMMA IS THIS.
2801
01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:29,067
I'VE BEEN PRETENDING SO LONG...
2802
01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:32,133
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I LIKE.
2803
01:11:32,133 --> 01:11:34,500
I MEAN, FOR REAL...
2804
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:37,100
I HURT MY ARM ROLLER SKATING.
2805
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:38,233
>> ROLLER SKATING?
2806
01:11:38,233 --> 01:11:39,833
>> [ Laughing ] YES, ROLLER
2807
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:40,467
SKATING.
2808
01:11:40,467 --> 01:11:42,067
WHAT A MAN MY AGE LOOK LIKE
2809
01:11:42,067 --> 01:11:43,700
ROLLER SKATING?
2810
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:45,667
BUT, LEE, I HAD FUN.
2811
01:11:45,667 --> 01:11:47,467
>> AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
2812
01:11:47,467 --> 01:11:49,100
>> I JUST DON'T WANT HER TO
2813
01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:50,333
THINK I'M IMMATURE.
2814
01:11:50,333 --> 01:11:52,167
SHE'S SO SOPHISTICATED AND --
2815
01:11:52,167 --> 01:11:53,300
AND INTELLIGENT.
2816
01:11:53,300 --> 01:11:55,233
>> AND SO ARE YOU.
2817
01:11:55,233 --> 01:11:57,133
DAD, WHEN YOU STARTED OUR FIRM,
2818
01:11:57,133 --> 01:11:58,467
YOU HAD ONE ACCOUNT.
2819
01:11:58,467 --> 01:11:59,833
NOW YOU'VE GOT OVER 30.
2820
01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:01,600
YOU'RE, LIKE, ONE OF THE MOST
2821
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:03,067
SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE I KNOW.
2822
01:12:03,067 --> 01:12:04,733
>> [ CLICKS ] BUT I'M BORING.
2823
01:12:04,733 --> 01:12:06,467
I MEAN, EVEN YOU SAID IT, AND --
2824
01:12:06,467 --> 01:12:08,200
AND YOU AS BORING AS IT GO.
2825
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,100
>> YEAH, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
2826
01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:11,900
YOU HAVE TO STOP HAVING FUN.
2827
01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:15,700
JUST STOP WEARING THE CHAIN.
2828
01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:17,167
>> YOU USED MY WORDS.
2829
01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:17,767
[ LAUGHS ]
2830
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:18,733
I KNEW YOU LIKED IT.
2831
01:12:18,733 --> 01:12:20,100
>> LOOK, JUST BE YOURSELF, AND
2832
01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:20,900
YOU'LL BE FINE.
2833
01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:22,233
I MEAN, THAT'S THE ADVICE YOU
2834
01:12:22,233 --> 01:12:23,533
GAVE ME WHEN I FIRST STARTED
2835
01:12:23,533 --> 01:12:24,400
DATING, REMEMBER?
2836
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,133
>> Y-YEAH, YEAH, I REMEMBER.
2837
01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:27,567
UM, BUT, SON, YOU WERE A
2838
01:12:27,567 --> 01:12:28,667
GOOFBALL.
2839
01:12:28,667 --> 01:12:31,567
AND I JUST FIGURED THAT IF I LET
2840
01:12:31,567 --> 01:12:34,933
YOU BE YOUR GOOFY, NATURAL SELF
2841
01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:36,767
THAT THE LITTLE, FAST-TAIL GIRLS
2842
01:12:36,767 --> 01:12:38,367
WOULDN'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.
2843
01:12:38,367 --> 01:12:39,333
AND IT WORKED.
2844
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:41,133
>> WAIT A MINUTE. YOU SET ME UP?
2845
01:12:41,133 --> 01:12:42,767
>> I SET YOU UP FOR A BRIGHT
2846
01:12:42,767 --> 01:12:43,467
FUTURE.
2847
01:12:43,467 --> 01:12:44,900
>> [ SIGHS, LAUGHS ]
2848
01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:46,067
YOU LIED TO ME.
2849
01:12:46,067 --> 01:12:48,433
>> HEY, THAT'S PARENTING 101.
2850
01:12:48,433 --> 01:12:49,533
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, AT THE END
2851
01:12:49,533 --> 01:12:50,633
OF THE DAY, I JUST WANT YOU TO
2852
01:12:50,633 --> 01:12:53,433
BE HAPPY, ALL RIGHT?
2853
01:12:53,433 --> 01:12:57,867
HEY, SHE IS AT LEAST MY AGE?
2854
01:12:57,867 --> 01:12:59,233
>> HAPPY.
2855
01:12:59,233 --> 01:13:00,533
SHE MAKES ME HAPPY.
2856
01:13:00,533 --> 01:13:02,067
THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.
2857
01:13:02,067 --> 01:13:03,467
>> THERE YOU GO.
2858
01:13:03,467 --> 01:13:04,267
>> [ SIGHS ]
2859
01:13:04,267 --> 01:13:05,100
[ WHIMPERS ]
2860
01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:06,767
>> NOW, GET READY TO DEAL WITH
2861
01:13:06,767 --> 01:13:08,600
HAT IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP. T
2862
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:09,333
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2863
01:13:09,333 --> 01:13:10,467
WELL, THAT'S ONE THING YOUR
2864
01:13:10,467 --> 01:13:11,733
DADDY KNOW HOW TO DO IS KEEP A
2865
01:13:11,733 --> 01:13:12,567
WOMAN SMILING NOW.
2866
01:13:12,567 --> 01:13:17,833
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
2867
01:13:17,833 --> 01:13:19,467
>> HELLO?
2868
01:13:19,467 --> 01:13:21,900
HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
2869
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:23,067
Yeah, yeah, I think we should
2870
01:13:23,067 --> 01:13:25,333
talk about the wedding, too.
2871
01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:27,233
MM-HMM, SHE'S MISERABLE, AS
2872
01:13:27,233 --> 01:13:29,233
WELL.
2873
01:13:29,233 --> 01:13:32,967
ALL RIGHT, I'M ON MY WAY.
2874
01:13:32,967 --> 01:13:34,467
SAY, UH, BABE, UM, I'M GONNA
2875
01:13:34,467 --> 01:13:35,667
STEP OUT FOR A SECOND.
2876
01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:38,433
MOVE, POP.
2877
01:13:38,433 --> 01:13:38,733
MM.
2878
01:13:38,733 --> 01:13:39,367
>> [ SIGHS ]
2879
01:13:39,367 --> 01:13:40,600
>> DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOCK YOU.
2880
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,233
[ CHUCKLES ]
2881
01:13:41,233 --> 01:13:42,267
>> WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON.
2882
01:13:42,267 --> 01:13:43,233
I'M GOING, I'M GOING.
2883
01:13:43,233 --> 01:13:44,533
>> WHAT YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING?
2884
01:13:44,533 --> 01:13:45,833
>> YOU AIN'T ABOUT TO LEAVE ME
2885
01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:46,967
WITH THE YELLOW ASSASSIN.
2886
01:13:46,967 --> 01:13:47,600
>> [ GASPS ]
2887
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,567
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2888
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,833
>> UM, SO, WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENED
2889
01:13:55,833 --> 01:13:57,267
TO YOUR FOOT AGAIN?
2890
01:13:57,267 --> 01:13:58,600
>> I SAID I FELL.
2891
01:13:58,600 --> 01:13:59,433
>> MM, DOING WHAT?
2892
01:13:59,433 --> 01:14:00,133
>> [ SIGHS ]
2893
01:14:00,133 --> 01:14:01,500
THAT'S NOT WHAT I CAME OVER HERE
2894
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,833
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
2895
01:14:02,833 --> 01:14:04,367
[ SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]
2896
01:14:04,367 --> 01:14:06,067
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL, UH, ABOUT ME
2897
01:14:06,067 --> 01:14:06,967
SEEING SOMEONE?
2898
01:14:06,967 --> 01:14:08,267
>> A MAN OR A THERAPIST?
2899
01:14:08,267 --> 01:14:09,900
>> NOW, WHY WOULD I NEED TO SEE
2900
01:14:09,900 --> 01:14:10,667
A THERAPIST?
2901
01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:12,167
I -- [GASPS]
2902
01:14:12,167 --> 01:14:14,267
YOU THINK I'M CRAZY!
2903
01:14:14,267 --> 01:14:15,900
>> NO, NO. [ SPUTTERS, SCOFFS ]
2904
01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:16,867
THAT WAS A JOKE.
2905
01:14:16,867 --> 01:14:17,967
I WAS JUST PLAYING.
2906
01:14:17,967 --> 01:14:19,567
[ WHIMPERS ]
2907
01:14:19,567 --> 01:14:22,333
>> HMPH. I'VE BEEN SEEING A MAN.
2908
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:23,733
>> YOU KNOW, ME AND T'EO WAS
2909
01:14:23,733 --> 01:14:25,233
JUST SAYING THAT YOU NEED A MAN
2910
01:14:25,233 --> 01:14:26,500
SO YOU CAN STAY OUT OF --
2911
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,400
>> I CAN STAY OUT OF WHAT?
2912
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,067
>> UM...
2913
01:14:30,067 --> 01:14:31,433
CHURCH.
2914
01:14:31,433 --> 01:14:32,900
YOU KNOW, YOU GO TO A LOT OF
2915
01:14:32,900 --> 01:14:33,433
CHURCH.
2916
01:14:33,433 --> 01:14:35,100
YOU GOT TUESDAYS, OF COURSE
2917
01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:36,933
SUNDAYS, AND WEDNESDAY'S BIBLE
2918
01:14:36,933 --> 01:14:37,600
STUDIES.
2919
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:39,533
>> [ GRUNTING ]
2920
01:14:39,533 --> 01:14:40,933
>> I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE DATING.
2921
01:14:40,933 --> 01:14:41,633
>> THANK YOU.
2922
01:14:41,633 --> 01:14:43,667
>> WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME AGAIN?
2923
01:14:43,667 --> 01:14:45,400
>> WELL, I...
2924
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:46,700
MIGHT NOT BE AS AVAILABLE FOR
2925
01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:50,233
YOU ANYMORE.
2926
01:14:50,233 --> 01:14:52,600
>> GOOD. I MEAN, UH...
2927
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:55,100
GOOD FOR YOU.
2928
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:56,700
BAD FOR ME.
2929
01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:58,700
YEAH, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO
2930
01:14:58,700 --> 01:14:59,300
COPE.
2931
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:00,433
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2932
01:15:00,433 --> 01:15:02,167
>> BUT WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY?
2933
01:15:02,167 --> 01:15:03,533
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2934
01:15:03,533 --> 01:15:04,700
JUST...
2935
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:05,533
THIS GUY I MET.
2936
01:15:05,533 --> 01:15:07,067
UM, YOU KNOW, YOU'LL MEET HIM AT
2937
01:15:07,067 --> 01:15:07,900
THE RIGHT TIME.
2938
01:15:07,900 --> 01:15:10,433
SO, WHERE'S MY GIRL T'EO?
2939
01:15:10,433 --> 01:15:11,933
>> SHE'S NOT SPEAKING WITH ME
2940
01:15:11,933 --> 01:15:12,567
RIGHT NOW.
2941
01:15:12,567 --> 01:15:13,333
>> [ SIGHS ]
2942
01:15:13,333 --> 01:15:14,733
NOW, I HOPE THIS WEDDING IS
2943
01:15:14,733 --> 01:15:15,633
STILL HAPPENING.
2944
01:15:15,633 --> 01:15:17,067
>> SINCE WHEN DO YOU GET SO
2945
01:15:17,067 --> 01:15:18,300
EXCITED ABOUT OUR WEDDING?
2946
01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:19,667
>> [ Singsong voice ] SINCE I
2947
01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:20,967
GOT ME A DATE TO TAKE ME TO
2948
01:15:20,967 --> 01:15:21,467
HAWAII.
2949
01:15:21,467 --> 01:15:22,933
>> [ Singsong voice ] OH, WELL,
2950
01:15:22,933 --> 01:15:24,400
WE'RE NOT PAYING FOR YOUR DATE.
2951
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:25,867
>> OH, I THINK HE'LL ALREADY BE
2952
01:15:25,867 --> 01:15:26,867
THERE.
2953
01:15:26,867 --> 01:15:28,600
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
2954
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:29,433
[ Normal voice ] WHAT?
2955
01:15:29,433 --> 01:15:30,500
>> [ Normal voice ] WE'LL TALK
2956
01:15:30,500 --> 01:15:31,067
ABOUT THAT.
2957
01:15:31,067 --> 01:15:31,367
>> WHAT?
2958
01:15:31,367 --> 01:15:31,933
>> YEAH, YOU.
2959
01:15:31,933 --> 01:15:34,800
>> I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.
2960
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:35,633
>> LEE, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
2961
01:15:35,633 --> 01:15:36,067
>> HEY!
2962
01:15:36,067 --> 01:15:36,433
>> A'IGHT?
2963
01:15:36,433 --> 01:15:37,167
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
2964
01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:38,867
>> LEE. HI.
2965
01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:40,933
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
2966
01:15:40,933 --> 01:15:42,500
>> OH, Y-YOU TWO, DON'T START.
2967
01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,067
>> NO, WE AIN'T GONNA START.
2968
01:15:44,067 --> 01:15:45,300
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
2969
01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:47,100
>> OH, UH, I FELL.
2970
01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:48,567
AGH!
2971
01:15:48,567 --> 01:15:49,767
>> THERE'S A LOT OF FALLING
2972
01:15:49,767 --> 01:15:50,733
GOING ON AROUND HERE.
2973
01:15:50,733 --> 01:15:51,567
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
2974
01:15:51,567 --> 01:15:52,500
I THINK I SHOULD GO.
2975
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:53,067
[ GRUNTS ]
2976
01:15:53,067 --> 01:15:53,900
>> OH, I GOT YOU.
2977
01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:55,100
>> NO, NO, BABY, I'M -- I'M
2978
01:15:55,100 --> 01:15:55,833
GOOD, I'M GOOD.
2979
01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:56,767
>> YOU SURE?
2980
01:15:56,767 --> 01:15:57,800
>> LET HER GO.
2981
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:58,467
>> YES.
2982
01:15:58,467 --> 01:15:59,633
>> ALL RIGHT.
2983
01:15:59,633 --> 01:16:01,500
>> YEAH, TAKE IT EASY.
2984
01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:02,367
>> OKAY! AGH!
2985
01:16:02,367 --> 01:16:04,067
>> MAMA, YOU JUST HIT HIM WITH
2986
01:16:04,067 --> 01:16:04,800
YOUR CANE.
2987
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:05,567
I SAW THAT.
2988
01:16:05,567 --> 01:16:06,933
>> NO, HONEY, THIS CANE IS
2989
01:16:06,933 --> 01:16:07,900
EALLY SLIPPERY. R
2990
01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:09,433
HONEY, COULD YOU HELP ME, UH,
2991
01:16:09,433 --> 01:16:10,667
OUT TO THE CAR, PLEASE?
2992
01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:11,233
>> YEAH.
2993
01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:13,867
>> WHOA, HOLD ON, YOUNG FELLA.
2994
01:16:13,867 --> 01:16:15,400
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
2995
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,067
UH, UH, MR. HARPER IS GOING TO,
2996
01:16:17,067 --> 01:16:18,433
UH, HELP ME OUT TO THE CAR
2997
01:16:18,433 --> 01:16:19,600
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
2998
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:20,600
'CAUSE HE OWE ME!
2999
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:21,833
>> YEAH, I OWE HER.
3000
01:16:21,833 --> 01:16:23,067
>> YES, YOU OWE ME!
3001
01:16:23,067 --> 01:16:23,767
>> ALL RIGHT.
3002
01:16:23,767 --> 01:16:24,900
YEAH, I OWE YOU SO MUCH.
3003
01:16:24,900 --> 01:16:26,167
>> BYE, LEE. UH, BYE, BABY.
3004
01:16:26,167 --> 01:16:26,867
I'LL SEE YOU.
3005
01:16:26,867 --> 01:16:27,367
>> YEAH.
3006
01:16:27,367 --> 01:16:28,800
>> JUST HELP ME OUT TO THE CAR!
3007
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:29,533
>> YOU GOT IT.
3008
01:16:29,533 --> 01:16:31,067
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A THING TO
3009
01:16:31,067 --> 01:16:33,067
HELP YOU, LIKE, AS IF I'M NOT
3010
01:16:33,067 --> 01:16:37,967
RANDOMLY INJURED, AS WELL.
3011
01:16:37,967 --> 01:16:38,567
>> O-KAY.
3012
01:16:38,567 --> 01:16:39,400
YOU KNOW WHAT?
3013
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:40,900
THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT
3014
01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:41,567
THOSE TWO.
3015
01:16:41,567 --> 01:16:42,367
I CAN'T REALLY...
3016
01:16:42,367 --> 01:16:43,667
>> WEIRD IS NORMAL FOR MY DAD.
3017
01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:44,900
>> HEY, YOU WANT SOMETHING TO
3018
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:45,300
DRINK?
3019
01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:46,600
'CAUSE THAT WORE ME OUT.
3020
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:48,133
>> SO, MAN, I'M THINKING MAYBE
3021
01:16:48,133 --> 01:16:49,600
WE SHOULD GO AHEAD WITH THIS
3022
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:50,767
DOUBLE WEDDING THING.
3023
01:16:50,767 --> 01:16:52,300
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
3024
01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:53,733
SEEN THEM ARGUE LIKE THAT.
3025
01:16:53,733 --> 01:16:55,233
>> BRINN'S MOPING AROUND THE
3026
01:16:55,233 --> 01:16:55,800
HOUSE.
3027
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,600
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE THING FOR
3028
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,300
HEM NOT TO SPEAK TO US, BUT T
3029
01:16:59,300 --> 01:17:00,933
NOW THEY'RE JUST DOWNRIGHT
3030
01:17:00,933 --> 01:17:01,600
PITIFUL.
3031
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,433
>> I HATE SEEING HER LIKE THAT.
3032
01:17:03,433 --> 01:17:04,833
>> T'EO WENT HOME IN TEARS.
3033
01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:06,200
>> WELL, IT HAS BEEN THEIR
3034
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:07,100
LIFELONG DREAM.
3035
01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:07,800
>> [ SIGHS ]
3036
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:09,100
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THAT
3037
01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:10,500
SERIOUS, BUT IF THIS WILL GET
3038
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:12,433
THINGS BACK TO NORMAL, I'M ALL
3039
01:17:12,433 --> 01:17:13,100
FOR IT.
3040
01:17:13,100 --> 01:17:13,633
>> YEAH.
3041
01:17:13,633 --> 01:17:14,333
>> [ SIGHS ]
3042
01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:15,867
>> SAY, WHAT IF THIS IS JUST THE
3043
01:17:15,867 --> 01:17:16,333
START?
3044
01:17:16,333 --> 01:17:17,333
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
3045
01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:18,733
>> LIKE, I MEAN, WHAT IF THEY
3046
01:17:18,733 --> 01:17:20,200
WANT TO DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER
3047
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:21,267
LIKE GET A NEW HOUSE?
3048
01:17:21,267 --> 01:17:21,967
>> [ SIGHS ]
3049
01:17:21,967 --> 01:17:22,467
HAVE KIDS.
3050
01:17:22,467 --> 01:17:23,633
>> HEY, HEY, DON'T EVEN THINK
3051
01:17:23,633 --> 01:17:24,700
ABOUT GETTING T'EO PREGNANT
3052
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:25,900
WITHOUT CHECKING WITH ME FIRST.
3053
01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:27,067
>> AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
3054
01:17:27,067 --> 01:17:28,133
BUYING BRINN ANYTHING UNTIL
3055
01:17:28,133 --> 01:17:29,167
YOU'VE CLEARED IT WITH ME.
3056
01:17:29,167 --> 01:17:30,433
>> SO, BASICALLY, WE'RE MARRYING
3057
01:17:30,433 --> 01:17:30,967
EACH OTHER.
3058
01:17:30,967 --> 01:17:31,467
>> YEAH.
3059
01:17:31,467 --> 01:17:32,800
>> WELL, I WAS KIND OF THINKING
3060
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:34,100
ABOUT BUYING BRINN A NEW CAR.
3061
01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:35,367
>> DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
3062
01:17:35,367 --> 01:17:37,100
>> COOL.
3063
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:37,833
[ CHUCKLES ]
3064
01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:39,367
HEY, SO, W-WHAT HAPPENED TO MY
3065
01:17:39,367 --> 01:17:39,767
DAD?
3066
01:17:39,767 --> 01:17:40,500
>> YEAH.
3067
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:42,567
HEY, WHAT IF HE -- HE AND MY MOM
3068
01:17:42,567 --> 01:17:43,800
RAN OFF TOGETHER?
3069
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,967
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
3070
01:17:45,967 --> 01:17:46,600
>> UH, NAH.
3071
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,867
>> YEAH, YEAH, THAT WOULDN'T
3072
01:17:47,867 --> 01:17:48,633
WORK, YOU KNOW?
3073
01:17:48,633 --> 01:17:49,933
YOUR DAD COULDN'T GET MY MOM
3074
01:17:49,933 --> 01:17:50,400
ANYWAY.
3075
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,267
HE'S TOO FLY.
3076
01:17:52,267 --> 01:17:53,500
>> MY DAD'S A PLAYER, MAN.
3077
01:17:57,467 --> 01:18:02,933
>> BRINN, BABY, I'M BACK.
3078
01:18:02,933 --> 01:18:04,433
FEELING BETTER?
3079
01:18:04,433 --> 01:18:05,967
>> NOT REALLY.
3080
01:18:05,967 --> 01:18:08,233
>> WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWS THAT
3081
01:18:08,233 --> 01:18:09,567
MIGHT CHANGE ALL THAT.
3082
01:18:09,567 --> 01:18:10,333
[ LAUGHS ]
3083
01:18:10,333 --> 01:18:11,367
>> MM.
3084
01:18:11,367 --> 01:18:13,433
I DOUBT IT.
3085
01:18:13,433 --> 01:18:15,100
>> I JUST LEFT NELSON, AND HE
3086
01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:16,733
AND I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A
3087
01:18:16,733 --> 01:18:18,933
DOUBLE WEDDING.
3088
01:18:18,933 --> 01:18:19,700
>> REALLY?
3089
01:18:19,700 --> 01:18:20,633
>> YEAH, YEAH.
3090
01:18:20,633 --> 01:18:22,500
IT'S JUST NOT WORTH YOU AND T'EO
3091
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:23,800
ARGUING.
3092
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,133
>> WELL, ARE YOU SURE?
3093
01:18:25,133 --> 01:18:26,900
I MEAN, YOU AND NELSON HAD SOME
3094
01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:28,533
REALLY GOOD POINTS, AND YOUR
3095
01:18:28,533 --> 01:18:29,533
OPINION COUNTS.
3096
01:18:29,533 --> 01:18:31,167
>> WHAT WE WANT IS FOR OUR WOMEN
3097
01:18:31,167 --> 01:18:32,733
TO BE HAPPY, AND IF THAT MEANS
3098
01:18:32,733 --> 01:18:34,300
HAVING A DOUBLE WEDDING, SO BE
3099
01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:35,567
IT.
3100
01:18:35,567 --> 01:18:36,433
>> I DON'T KNOW.
3101
01:18:36,433 --> 01:18:37,700
SHE SAID SOME PRETTY HARSH
3102
01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:38,200
THINGS.
3103
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:39,733
>> YOU TWO HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER
3104
01:18:39,733 --> 01:18:40,600
FOR A LONG TIME.
3105
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:41,933
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FRIENDS.
3106
01:18:41,933 --> 01:18:43,367
I'M SURE ONCE YOU CALL HER AND
3107
01:18:43,367 --> 01:18:45,233
GIVE HER THE GOOD NEWS, SHE'LL
3108
01:18:45,233 --> 01:18:45,933
BE FINE.
3109
01:18:45,933 --> 01:18:47,500
>> SHE THINKS I'M BOSSY.
3110
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,900
>> YOU ARE.
3111
01:18:48,900 --> 01:18:51,067
BUT SHE LOVES YOU ANYWAY, JUST
3112
01:18:51,067 --> 01:18:52,600
LIKE ME.
3113
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:54,300
>> I DO LOVE YOU.
3114
01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:54,633
MM.
3115
01:18:54,633 --> 01:18:55,633
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
3116
01:18:55,633 --> 01:18:56,967
GO AHEAD, GIVE HER A CALL.
3117
01:18:56,967 --> 01:18:58,300
SHARE THAT GOOD NEWS, GIRL.
3118
01:18:58,300 --> 01:18:59,733
DOUBLE WEDDING -- WE GOING TO
3119
01:18:59,733 --> 01:19:01,333
HAWAII.
3120
01:19:01,333 --> 01:19:02,933
>> I HOPE THAT SHE TAKES MY
3121
01:19:02,933 --> 01:19:03,433
CALL.
3122
01:19:03,433 --> 01:19:04,267
>> SHE WILL.
3123
01:19:04,267 --> 01:19:06,733
HAWAII, YEAH!
3124
01:19:15,567 --> 01:19:16,800
>> HELLO.
3125
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:17,600
HEY, GIRL.
3126
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:18,700
YEAH, IT WORKED.
3127
01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:20,533
GIRL, YEAH, THEY CHANGED THEIR
3128
01:19:20,533 --> 01:19:21,100
MINDS.
3129
01:19:21,100 --> 01:19:22,633
UH-HUH.
3130
01:19:22,633 --> 01:19:25,667
EVERYTHING IS BACK ON.
3131
01:19:25,667 --> 01:19:27,333
YOU ALREADY KNOW.
3132
01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:28,600
OKAY.
3133
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:29,633
ALL RIGHT.
3134
01:19:29,633 --> 01:19:32,933
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE.
3135
01:19:32,933 --> 01:19:37,067
[ LAUGHING MISCHIEVOUSLY ]
3136
01:19:37,067 --> 01:19:37,967
OH, I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY
3137
01:19:37,967 --> 01:19:39,100
THOUGHT THEY WERE MESSING WITH.
3138
01:19:39,100 --> 01:19:40,167
[ LAUGHING MISCHIEVOUSLY ]
3139
01:19:40,167 --> 01:19:41,333
[ Singsong voice ] OOH, WE'RE
3140
01:19:41,333 --> 01:19:42,900
GOING TO HAWAII.
3141
01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:44,800
WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII.
3142
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,933
WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII.
3143
01:19:46,933 --> 01:19:49,400
WE'RE GOING TO -- OUCH!
3144
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:52,767
[ Normal voice ] REALLY, GOD?
3145
01:19:52,767 --> 01:19:53,267
I KNOW.
3146
01:19:53,267 --> 01:19:54,800
I KNOW WE WAS BEING MESSY, BUT,
3147
01:19:54,800 --> 01:20:00,433
OH, GEEZ, GOD, MY KNEE.
3148
01:20:00,433 --> 01:20:01,300
>> WE'RE ADULTS.
3149
01:20:01,300 --> 01:20:02,800
>> RIGHT, AND THERE'S NO REASON
3150
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,233
WE SHOULD BE HIDING THIS FROM
3151
01:20:04,233 --> 01:20:04,967
OUR CHILDREN.
3152
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:06,167
>> I MEAN, COME ON, REALLY, WHAT
3153
01:20:06,167 --> 01:20:07,367
CAN THEY SAY?
3154
01:20:07,367 --> 01:20:09,667
>> THEY CAN'T SAY ANYTHING.
3155
01:20:09,667 --> 01:20:10,700
E'RE THE PARENTS. W
3156
01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:11,300
>> RIGHT.
3157
01:20:11,300 --> 01:20:12,233
>> WE TELL THEM.
3158
01:20:12,233 --> 01:20:12,833
>> RIGHT!
3159
01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:14,667
>> PAULA, I HAVEN'T FELT THIS
3160
01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:16,200
WAY SINCE I MET MY WIFE.
3161
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:17,900
I JUST HOPE YOU BELIEVE ME.
3162
01:20:17,900 --> 01:20:19,467
>> I AM A GREAT JUDGE OF
3163
01:20:19,467 --> 01:20:22,800
CHARACTER, AND I DO BELIEVE YOU.
3164
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:23,600
>> ENOUGH.
3165
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,500
ENOUGH OF THIS SNEAKING AROUND.
3166
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:26,767
WE TELL THEM TODAY.
3167
01:20:26,767 --> 01:20:28,433
>> YOU'RE SURE?
3168
01:20:28,433 --> 01:20:30,933
>> WE HAVE TO.
3169
01:20:30,933 --> 01:20:32,467
>> WHAT?
3170
01:20:32,467 --> 01:20:33,567
>> DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT
3171
01:20:33,567 --> 01:20:35,400
FIRST SIGHT?
3172
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:36,900
>> I BELIEVE IT SAVES A WHOLE
3173
01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,867
LOT OF TIME.
3174
01:20:44,667 --> 01:20:47,567
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
3175
01:20:47,567 --> 01:20:48,767
>> [ SIGHS ]
3176
01:20:48,767 --> 01:20:49,533
>> [ SIGHS ]
3177
01:20:49,533 --> 01:20:50,233
>> MM-HMM.
3178
01:20:50,233 --> 01:20:51,667
CAN YOU GET THAT SPOT RIGHT
3179
01:20:51,667 --> 01:20:52,133
HERE?
3180
01:20:52,133 --> 01:20:53,600
>> [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT?
3181
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,233
I'M HAPPY YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND
3182
01:20:55,233 --> 01:20:57,033
ABOUT THE WEDDING, BUT HOW LONG
3183
01:20:57,033 --> 01:20:58,333
DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?
3184
01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:00,067
>> TILL ALL THIS STRESS IS GONE.
3185
01:21:00,067 --> 01:21:01,400
>> WELL, THAT COULD TAKE ALL
3186
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:01,800
DAY.
3187
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,267
>> WELL, YOU'D BETTER SQUEEZE
3188
01:21:03,267 --> 01:21:05,100
HARDER.
3189
01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:07,467
OUCH! GIRL!
3190
01:21:07,467 --> 01:21:08,433
>> IT'S DEEP TISSUE.
3191
01:21:08,433 --> 01:21:09,667
>> MORE LIKE DEEP TORTURE.
3192
01:21:09,667 --> 01:21:10,900
CAN YOU -- TAP OUT.
3193
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:12,067
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
3194
01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:12,633
>> OH.
3195
01:21:12,633 --> 01:21:13,167
>> PLEASE.
3196
01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:14,333
SQUEEZING ALL HARD AND STUFF.
3197
01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:15,433
>> YOU KNOW I'M STRONG NOW.
3198
01:21:15,433 --> 01:21:16,733
>> YEAH, BUT YOU WERE TOO STRONG
3199
01:21:16,733 --> 01:21:17,600
ON THAT ONE, GIRL.
3200
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:18,467
BROKE MY SHOULDER.
3201
01:21:18,467 --> 01:21:19,133
>> [ SHOUTS ]
3202
01:21:19,133 --> 01:21:21,067
>> THE WEDDING IS BACK ON, MY
3203
01:21:21,067 --> 01:21:21,667
FRIEND!
3204
01:21:21,667 --> 01:21:23,333
>> YES, IT IS, MY FRIEND!
3205
01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:25,133
>> COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
3206
01:21:25,133 --> 01:21:26,067
>> [ LAUGHS ]
3207
01:21:26,067 --> 01:21:27,567
LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
3208
01:21:27,567 --> 01:21:28,367
>> WHAT'S UP, MAN?
3209
01:21:28,367 --> 01:21:28,967
>> WHAT'S UP?
3210
01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:30,067
>> GUESS THINGS ARE BACK TO
3211
01:21:30,067 --> 01:21:30,633
NORMAL, HUH?
3212
01:21:30,633 --> 01:21:32,600
>> YEAH.
3213
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:35,067
>> I'M SORRY ABOUT THOSE THINGS
3214
01:21:35,067 --> 01:21:37,067
I SAID TO YOU.
3215
01:21:37,067 --> 01:21:39,400
>> UM, IT'S OKAY.
3216
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:40,100
I UNDERSTAND.
3217
01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:41,500
UH, IMPORTANT THING IS THAT IT'S
3218
01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:42,067
ALL OVER.
3219
01:21:42,067 --> 01:21:43,167
>> YES, YES, THAT IS THE
3220
01:21:43,167 --> 01:21:43,967
IMPORTANT THING.
3221
01:21:43,967 --> 01:21:44,733
AND GUESS WHAT?
3222
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:46,133
[ Singsong voice ] I PICKED OUT
3223
01:21:46,133 --> 01:21:46,633
MY DRESS!
3224
01:21:46,633 --> 01:21:47,967
[ Normal voice ] I WENT WITH THE
3225
01:21:47,967 --> 01:21:48,933
MERMAID STYLE LIKE YOU
3226
01:21:48,933 --> 01:21:51,267
SUGGESTED -- PEARL WHITE.
3227
01:21:51,267 --> 01:21:52,500
>> I'M WEARING PEARL WHITE, TOO!
3228
01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:53,067
>> [ GASPS ]
3229
01:21:53,067 --> 01:21:55,300
[ BOTH SQUEALING ]
3230
01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:56,567
>> HEY, HEY, HEY.
3231
01:21:56,567 --> 01:21:58,067
MY TUX IS JET BLACK.
3232
01:21:58,067 --> 01:21:59,067
>> MINE, TOO!
3233
01:21:59,067 --> 01:22:00,700
[ BOTH SQUEALING ]
3234
01:22:00,700 --> 01:22:02,433
>> WE DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT.
3235
01:22:02,433 --> 01:22:04,400
>> NO, YOU SOUND 10 TIMES WORSE.
3236
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:06,300
>> WE'RE JUST EXCITED ABOUT THE
3237
01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:07,733
WEDDING BEING BACK ON.
3238
01:22:07,733 --> 01:22:08,433
>> YEAH.
3239
01:22:08,433 --> 01:22:09,700
>> A LITTLE TOO EXCITED.
3240
01:22:09,700 --> 01:22:11,267
I MEAN, WHEN WE ARGUE, IT TAKES
3241
01:22:11,267 --> 01:22:13,400
YOU, LIKE, DAYS TO GET OVER IT.
3242
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:14,633
YOU GOT OVER THIS PRETTY
3243
01:22:14,633 --> 01:22:15,167
QUICKLY.
3244
01:22:15,167 --> 01:22:16,733
>> DID YOU PICK OUT YOUR BOUQUET
3245
01:22:16,733 --> 01:22:17,100
YET?
3246
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:18,267
>> MM-HMM, I DID, GIRL.
3247
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,633
IT'S RIGHT HERE ON PAGE 97.
3248
01:22:19,633 --> 01:22:20,633
>> OOH, LET ME SEE.
3249
01:22:20,633 --> 01:22:21,767
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
3250
01:22:21,767 --> 01:22:23,867
>> I THINK WE GOT PLAYED.
3251
01:22:23,867 --> 01:22:26,067
>> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
3252
01:22:26,067 --> 01:22:27,767
HEY, BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT, IT'S
3253
01:22:27,767 --> 01:22:29,467
GOOD TO SEE THEM SMILING AGAIN.
3254
01:22:29,467 --> 01:22:30,933
>> YEAH.
3255
01:22:30,933 --> 01:22:32,800
>> HONEY, WHERE ARE WE GOING ON
3256
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:33,767
OUR HONEYMOON?
3257
01:22:33,767 --> 01:22:35,067
>> IT'S A SURPRISE.
3258
01:22:35,067 --> 01:22:35,733
>> BUT --
3259
01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:36,833
>> IT'S A SURPRISE.
3260
01:22:36,833 --> 01:22:38,500
>> OH, HE GOT THE DEEP VOICE ON
3261
01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:38,900
HIM.
3262
01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:39,400
>> OH.
3263
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:40,933
>> WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER?
3264
01:22:40,933 --> 01:22:41,667
>> NOWHERE.
3265
01:22:41,667 --> 01:22:43,500
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN HAWAII.
3266
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:45,333
THAT'S A HONEYMOON AND A WEDDING
3267
01:22:45,333 --> 01:22:45,933
IN ONE.
3268
01:22:45,933 --> 01:22:47,767
>> I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
3269
01:22:47,767 --> 01:22:49,833
SAY, BABE, UH, YOURS IS A
3270
01:22:49,833 --> 01:22:51,767
SURPRISE, TOO.
3271
01:22:51,767 --> 01:22:53,433
YOU KNOW YOU HEARD ME.
3272
01:22:53,433 --> 01:22:55,267
YOU KNOW YOU HEARD ME.
3273
01:22:55,267 --> 01:22:56,167
>> [ LAUGHS ]
3274
01:22:56,167 --> 01:22:58,067
>> ONLY WAY WE CAN SURVIVE IS IF
3275
01:22:58,067 --> 01:23:00,267
WE STICK TOGETHER.
3276
01:23:00,267 --> 01:23:02,700
>> OOH, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
3277
01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:04,333
THESE INVITATIONS?
3278
01:23:04,333 --> 01:23:05,267
>> LET ME SEE.
3279
01:23:05,267 --> 01:23:07,067
>> SAY, MAYBE WE CAN GET IN ON
3280
01:23:07,067 --> 01:23:10,433
THIS CONVERSATION?
3281
01:23:10,433 --> 01:23:12,500
>> I WAS THINKING, UH, THE PEACH
3282
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,533
WITH BROWN WRITING.
3283
01:23:13,533 --> 01:23:14,400
OH, YEAH, OKAY.
3284
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:15,567
>> OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
3285
01:23:15,567 --> 01:23:17,100
>> UM, AND IT WOULD SAY, "LOVE
3286
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:18,567
WILL KEEP US TOGETHER" ACROSS
3287
01:23:18,567 --> 01:23:19,900
THE TOP.
3288
01:23:19,900 --> 01:23:21,367
THAT COULD BE THE THEME OF THE
3289
01:23:21,367 --> 01:23:22,167
WHOLE WEDDING.
3290
01:23:22,167 --> 01:23:23,067
>> I LOVE THAT!
3291
01:23:23,067 --> 01:23:23,833
>> AWW!
3292
01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:24,667
>> AWW!
3293
01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:26,800
>> DOES THIS THING MEAN THAT
3294
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:29,100
LOVE WILL KEEP YOU TWO TOGETHER
3295
01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:29,667
OR US?
3296
01:23:29,667 --> 01:23:30,600
'CAUSE I'M...
3297
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:32,233
>> STOP BEING ALL DRAMATIC.
3298
01:23:32,233 --> 01:23:34,867
NOW, YOU ALREADY KNOW I MEAN
3299
01:23:34,867 --> 01:23:35,233
YOU.
3300
01:23:35,233 --> 01:23:36,567
>> AND YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I
3301
01:23:36,567 --> 01:23:37,833
LOVE T'EO THAT NONE OF THIS
3302
01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:39,333
WOULD MEAN ANYTHING WITHOUT YOU.
3303
01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:41,433
NOW, YOU KNOW IT'S ABOUT US.
3304
01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:43,767
AWW.
3305
01:23:43,767 --> 01:23:44,900
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
3306
01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:45,467
>> OH.
3307
01:23:45,467 --> 01:23:46,633
I'LL GET THE DOOR.
3308
01:23:46,633 --> 01:23:48,467
I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE EXPECTING
3309
01:23:48,467 --> 01:23:50,133
SOMEBODY.
3310
01:23:50,133 --> 01:23:51,167
>> HELLO. HI, BABY.
3311
01:23:51,167 --> 01:23:51,667
>> OH!
3312
01:23:51,667 --> 01:23:52,133
>> HI.
3313
01:23:52,133 --> 01:23:53,733
>> MOM, MR. HARPER, WHAT ARE YOU
3314
01:23:53,733 --> 01:23:54,833
DOING HERE?
3315
01:23:54,833 --> 01:23:56,067
>> GO RIGHT AHEAD.
3316
01:23:56,067 --> 01:23:57,567
>> WELL...
3317
01:23:57,567 --> 01:24:01,600
WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
3318
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:03,600
FIRST OF ALL...
3319
01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:05,667
I AM IN LOVE WITH PAULA.
3320
01:24:05,667 --> 01:24:07,733
>> WHAT?!
3321
01:24:07,733 --> 01:24:08,900
>> THAT'S RIGHT, AND WE DON'T
3322
01:24:08,900 --> 01:24:10,533
WANT TO HEAR ANY LIP ABOUT IT.
3323
01:24:10,533 --> 01:24:11,800
>> SO, YOU TWO ARE AN ACTUAL
3324
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:12,267
COUPLE?
3325
01:24:12,267 --> 01:24:13,067
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
3326
01:24:13,067 --> 01:24:14,433
NOT ONLY ARE WE A COUPLE, WE'RE
3327
01:24:14,433 --> 01:24:15,833
ALSO A COUPLE WHO LOVES TO SAVE
3328
01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:16,467
SOME MONEY.
3329
01:24:16,467 --> 01:24:17,200
>> YES, WE DO.
3330
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:17,933
>> YES, WE DO.
3331
01:24:17,933 --> 01:24:18,467
>> WE DO.
3332
01:24:18,467 --> 01:24:19,567
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
3333
01:24:19,567 --> 01:24:21,333
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
3334
01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:23,200
>> WELL...
3335
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,733
MY BABY HAS ALWAYS WANTED A
3336
01:24:24,733 --> 01:24:25,933
DESTINATION WEDDING.
3337
01:24:25,933 --> 01:24:26,600
>> UH-OH.
3338
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,400
>> SO...
3339
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:30,067
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN HAWAII!
3340
01:24:30,067 --> 01:24:31,833
>> CAN YOU SAY TRIPLE WEDDING?
3341
01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:33,633
>> Both: HOLLA!
3342
01:24:33,633 --> 01:24:34,933
>> [ GRUNTS ] GET IT. COME ON.
3343
01:24:34,933 --> 01:24:36,167
>> AND I GOT MY THEME ALREADY
3344
01:24:36,167 --> 01:24:36,767
PICKED OUT.
3345
01:24:36,767 --> 01:24:37,567
COME SIT WITH ME.
3346
01:24:37,567 --> 01:24:38,733
MY COLORS ARE WHITE AND TEAL.
3347
01:24:38,733 --> 01:24:39,900
>> NO, SEE, THAT'S NOT GONNA
3348
01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:40,233
WORK.
3349
01:24:40,233 --> 01:24:41,367
SEE, I WANT YELLOW BIRDS OF
3350
01:24:41,367 --> 01:24:41,833
PARADISE.
3351
01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:42,733
>> YES, WE'VE BEEN...
3352
01:24:42,733 --> 01:24:43,800
>> WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.
3353
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:44,733
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
3354
01:24:44,733 --> 01:24:46,067
>> BY THE TIME THIS WEDDING GETS
3355
01:24:46,067 --> 01:24:47,267
HERE, THIS WILL BE BOTH OF YOUR
3356
01:24:47,267 --> 01:24:48,067
FAVORITE COLORS.
3357
01:24:48,067 --> 01:24:49,200
NOW, I GOT BOOKS, I GOT BOOKS.
3358
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:50,367
>> NOW, WHAT WE NEED TO TALK
3359
01:24:50,367 --> 01:24:51,500
ABOUT IS THE BACHELOR PARTY.
3360
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:52,300
>> BACHELOR PARTY!
3361
01:24:52,300 --> 01:24:52,900
>> YEAH!
3362
01:24:52,900 --> 01:24:54,500
>> I'M NOT REALLY LIKING WHAT
3363
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:56,133
YOU DECIDED, AND I'M NOT QUITE
3364
01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:56,700
SURE --
3365
01:24:56,700 --> 01:24:58,067
>> SHOCKER RIGHT THERE.
3366
01:24:58,067 --> 01:24:59,533
>> OH, NO, BABY, THAT'S NOT
3367
01:24:59,533 --> 01:25:00,667
GONNA WORK FOR ME.
3368
01:25:00,667 --> 01:25:02,133
I AM THINKING SEAFOOD.
3369
01:25:02,133 --> 01:25:03,867
>> WELL, SEE, I'M ALLERGIC.
3370
01:25:03,867 --> 01:25:04,967
I'M ALLERGIC.
3371
01:25:05,067 --> 01:25:06,333
>> * IS LOVE ENOUGH?
3372
01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:08,233
* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
3373
01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:10,067
* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
3374
01:25:10,067 --> 01:25:11,733
* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
3375
01:25:11,733 --> 01:25:13,433
* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
3376
01:25:13,433 --> 01:25:15,200
* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
3377
01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:16,867
* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
3378
01:25:16,867 --> 01:25:18,633
* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
3379
01:25:18,633 --> 01:25:20,400
* IS LOVE ENOUGH?
3380
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:22,233
* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH
3381
01:25:22,233 --> 01:25:25,867
* WE WONDER IF IT'S ENOUGH, BUT
3382
01:25:25,867 --> 01:25:31,300
WE NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH LOVE *
3383
01:25:31,300 --> 01:25:33,133
* NEVER TOO MUCH LOVE
3384
01:25:33,133 --> 01:25:35,067
>> * NEVER TOO MUCH
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