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>> * IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

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* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* WE WONDER IF IT'S ENOUGH, BUT

WE NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH LOVE *

* NEVER TOO MUCH LOVE

>> * NEVER TOO MUCH

>> * TOGETHER WE'RE STRONGER

* OUR LOVE WILL LAST LONGER

THAN WE EVER DREAMED OF *

>> * THAN WE EVER DREAMED OF

>> * THAN WE EVER DREAMED OF

>> * IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

>> * I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE

[ Normal voice ] I'M IN LOVE!

>> I THINK YOU FORGOT TO SAY

"LOVE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I'M IN LOVE.

>> AWW.

>> OKAY, SO, T'EO, WHAT KIND OF

DRESS ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?

>> OOH, LET ME GO GET THE

PICTURE.

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT!

>> I'M SURE I WILL.

>> SHE'S SO CUTE.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

>> HEY, BRINN.

>> HEY, BRINN.

>> YOU DON'T LIKE THAT HAND, DO

YOU?

>> OH, THERE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

GO AHEAD. CHECK THAT OUT.

NOW, YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE HER

RING.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE, BUT

I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT ALL OF

THAT.

WE ARE GETTING MARRIED!

>> YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED.

HERE. YOU CAN HAVE IT.

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

>> I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED.

>> Both: WHAT?

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> LEE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE

KIDS.

>> OH, GIRL, HE'S JUST SAYING

THAT RIGHT NOW.

HE'LL CHANGE HIS MIND.

BUT COME ON. LET'S PARTY!

>> NO, NO.

HE'S NOT GONNA CHANGE HIS MIND.

I ASKED HIM HOW SOON DOES HE

WANT TO START HAVING A FAMILY,

AND HE SAID HE HAD ALREADY BEEN

DOWN THAT ROAD, AND HE WAS DONE.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR

ATTITUDE.

>> CHANGE MY ATTITUDE?

>> YES, YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR

ATTITUDE.

NOW, I KNOW THIS IS A PARTY FOR

OUR DOUBLE WEDDING, AND I KNOW

YOU AND LEE JUST GOT INTO AN

ARGUMENT.

BUT I'M STILL GETTING MARRIED,

AND I WANT A PARTY, OKAY?

PARTY OVER HERE!

>> YOU'RE BEING INSENSITIVE.

>> YES, VERY INSENSITIVE.

>> [ SIGHS ]

I DON'T WANT TO BE SAD.

>> WELL, IT'S MY PARTY, TOO.

>> FINE.

FINE, FINE.

>> IT'S OKAY, BRINN.

>> BUT EVERYBODY UP IN MY HOUSE

NEEDS TO BE OVER HERE PARTYING

WITH ME.

HO! HEY!

[ HUMMING ]

>> [ SOBBING ]

>> BRINN.

BRINN, IT'S OKAY.

>> DID I MENTION THE WEDDING WAS

IN...HAWAII?

H-H-HAWAII!

H-H-HAWAII!

>> I'M JUST GONNA GO FOR A

SECOND.

>> I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE.

>> OH, GOSH. I'M SORRY.

>> YEAH, YEAH. OKAY.

I SEE. I SEE. I ALREADY SEE.

I'M-A HAVE TO GET TWO NEW

BRIDESMAIDS.

>> I WANT TO BE HER BRIDESMAID.

>> UP IN HAWAII.

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

I JUST LOST 10 POUNDS RUNNING

BACK AND FORTH -- I'M NOT -- NO,

I CAME HERE FOR A PARTY, NOT A

RELAY RACE.

I'M GOING TO THE CLUB.

COME ON, REX.

>> I WANT TO GO TO HAWAII.

>> REX.

>> Both: * HAWAII, HAWAII

>> REX.

>> [ SIGHS ] SORRY.

>> UH-HUH.

>> FEEL BETTER, GIRL.

>> UH-HUH.

>> OH, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR DEEP

CONCERN.

>> YOU SEE? YOU SEE THAT?

YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID?

YOU JUST RUINED THE PARTY.

>> WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW

YOU CAN TRY TO GO ON WITH THE

PARTY WHEN I'M DEVASTATED.

>> UGH! OKAY. FINE.

NOW TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED, OKAY?

AND MAKE SURE YOU SAY IT EXACTLY

LIKE HE DID 'CAUSE I ALREADY

KNOW YOU EXAGGERATE.

>> I'M NOT --

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU GET UP.

YOU BE HIM, AND I WILL BE YOU.

HOLD ON.

>> I CAN DO THAT.

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

LEE, WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO

START A FAMILY?

>> OH, UH, WHAT YOU MEAN,

FAMILY?

>> OH, YOU KNOW -- ME, YOU, A

COUPLE OF KIDS.

>> OH, ME, YOU, A COUPLE KIDS?

SHOOT, I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, I WAS THINKING MAYBE,

UH, 20 YEARS?

>> MY EGGS ARE GONNA BE

SCRAMBLED BY THEN.

>> OH, WELL, THEN I GUESS IT'S

JUST GONNA BE ME AND YOU, BABY.

AND THEN HE TRIED TO KISS ME.

>> WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> I TRIED TO RIP HIS BOTTOM LIP

OFF.

WHY DOESN'T HE WANT TO HAVE KIDS

WITH ME?

>> WELL, I --

>> YOU KNOW, IT'S BECAUSE HE'S

SELFISH.

HE'S AN ONLY CHILD AND HE NEVER

HAD TO SHARE ANYTHING.

>> SO, MAYBE --

>> AND NOW HE THINKS THAT HE

DOESN'T HAVE TO SHARE ME.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I AM NOT GOING FOR IT.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

BRINN, I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE

A BREATH, AND I THINK YOU AND

LEE NEED TO HAVE A HEART TO

HEART.

>> HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEART.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.

NOW, YOU ALREADY KNOW LEE IS

KIND, AND HE'S GENEROUS.

I JUST THINK HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW

IMPORTANT THIS IS TO YOU.

>> WELL, WHEN HE FINDS ALL OF

HIS CLOTHES OUT FRONT, HE'LL

REMEMBER.

HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

BRINN, YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU

TOLD ME AFTER LEE PROPOSED TO

YOU?

>> I SAID THAT I PRAYED FOR HIM

AND THAT I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW

EXACT MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU DID SAY THAT.

SO, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS PUT

YOUR RING BACK ON AND PUT A

SMILE ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE IT IS

ALL GONNA WORK OUT, OKAY?

MM-HMM.

MM-HMM.

>> YOU THINK I WASN'T GONNA

NOTICE?

GIVE ME MY RING BACK.

>> WHAT -- WHAT YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

>> OHH.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU ARE ACTING MIGHTY POSSESSIVE

FOR SOMEBODY WHO DIDN'T EVEN

WANT TO GET MARRIED TWO MINUTES

AGO.

>> WHAT WOULD YOU DO, T'EO, IF

NELSON SAID THAT HE DIDN'T WANT

TO HAVE KIDS WITH YOU?

>> [ SIGHS ]

I'D SAY, "YOU BETTER KNOCK ME UP

BEFORE I KNOCK YOU OUT."

>> I KNOW YOU WOULD.

>> YOU KNOW I WOULD.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

THERE'S THAT SMILE I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

>> MM.

I'M SORRY I RUINED THE PARTY.

>> MM. IT'S OKAY.

THE REAL ENGAGEMENT PARTY'S ON

YOU.

>> THE REAL -- WHAT WAS THIS?

>> OH, THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS WAS

JUST THE PRE-ENGAGEMENT COCKTAIL

AFFAIR.

>> HOW MANY PARTIES DO YOU HAVE

PLANNED, MISS T'EO?

>> OH, ONE A MONTH UP UNTIL THE

WEDDING.

>> ONE A --

>> I MEANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT,

SO COME ON.

LET'S GO ON AND GET RIGHT TO IT.

SO, FIRST, WE HAVE THE

ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

WE HAVE THE PARENTS'

CELEBRATION.

WE HAVE THE "SINGLE NO MO"

SOIREE.

>> WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?

>> OH, THAT'S WHERE WE INVITE

ALL THE SINGLE GIRLFRIENDS THAT

WE DON'T LIKE, AND WE MAKE THEM

JEALOUS.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK YOU SHOULD LET ME WEAR

YOUR RING FOR THAT.

>> NO.

>> OKAY, WELL, YOU THINK ABOUT

IT.

YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

THEN WE HAVE THE -- HOLD ON --

"BOOM, I GOT A MAN" BARBECUE.

THEN WE HAVE THE LOVE LUNCHEON.

GIRL, YOU KNOW I HAVE IT ALL

WORKED OUT.

>> I SEE YOU DO.

THIS IS A WHOLE ENTIRE

POWERPOINT RIGHT HERE.

>> OH, SEE, I'M READY.

I'M READY.

I'M VERY ORGANIZED.

>> YOU ARE VERY ORGANIZED.

>> I HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY

HANDS.

>> A WOMAN ON A MISSION, I TELL

YOU.

>> POP, I CAN DROP IT OFF TO

YOU.

YEAH.

YEAH, I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW.

OKAY.

BYE.

>> I'M READY TO GET BACK

TOGETHER.

>> WHEN DID WE BREAK UP?

>> DO YOU WANT TO GET BACK

TOGETHER OR NOT?

>> OKAY, OKAY, WELL, I'M GLAD

WE'RE BACK TOGETHER.

HY DID WE BREAK UP? W

>> ARE WE HAVING KIDS?

>> [ SIGHS ]

WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT?

>> YES, WE'RE STILL TALKING

ABOUT THAT.

ARE WE?

>> THE JURY IS STILL OUT.

>> WELL, IF THE VERDICT DOES NOT

COME BACK "YES," SOMEBODY AROUND

HERE IS GETTING THE DEATH

PENALTY.

I DON'T WANT TO BE LOCKED INTO A

CHILDLESS MARRIAGE.

>> ISN'T BEING MARRIED TO ME

ENOUGH?

>> NO.

I WANT BABIES -- BIG, FAT,

ADORABLE BABIES.

TWO, MAYBE THREE.

>> YOU ALREADY HAVE A SON.

>> NO.

OU HAVE A SON, WHO I WILL Y

TREAT AS MY OWN, BUT HE IS A

TEENAGER, AND I WANT A BABY.

>> ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU'RE ACTING

LIKE A BABY.

YOU KNOW I HAD TRENT WHEN I WAS

20.

IF WE HAVE A CHILD NOW --

>> CHILDREN.

>> CHILD, CHILDREN, EITHER WAY,

I'M GONNA BE OVER 50 WHEN MY

KIDS ARE GROWN.

>> CHILDREN ARE A HERITAGE OF

THE LORD.

>> OH, I LOVE HOW YOU QUOTE

SCRIPTURES WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO

MAKE A POINT.

>> I'M A P.K. WHAT CAN I SAY?

IT'S HOW I WAS RAISED.

>> THEN IF WE HAVE KIDS, I WILL

HAVE RAISED KIDS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

>> WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE

THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU

WAS SPREADING YOUR LOVE ALL OVER

THE COLLEGE CAMPUS.

>> NO, WHAT IS THIS SPREADING --

WHAT ARE YOU -- SO THIS IS MY

FAULT?

>> YES.

I JUST FEEL LIKE NOW I'M BEING

CHEATED OUT OF HAVING A BABY

WITH THE MAN I LOVE.

>> AH, BUT AT LEAST YOU STILL

LOVE ME.

>> YES, BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU.

AND I CAN'T GET MARRIED TO

SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE.

>> BRINN, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO

BULLY ME INTO THIS DECISION.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

>> FINE.

SOONER RATHER THAN LATER,

THOUGH.

I'M GOING HOME.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

HEY.

>> HEY, BRINN. HEY, DAD.

>> YOU'RE HERE EARLY.

WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?

>> SHE DROPPED ME OFF.

DAD, LOOK, THERE'S A PROBLEM.

>> IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

>> [ SIGHS ]

VALERIE SAID SHE'S PREGNANT.

>> SO EVERYBODY IS HAVING BABIES

EXCEPT ME.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD GO

AND GET SOME GIRL PREGNANT.

DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM

MY MISTAKE?

>> ARE YOU SAYING I'M A MISTAKE?

>> I'M SAYING YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN

MORE CAREFUL.

>> GUYS, LET'S JUST BACK IT UP,

OKAY?

LOOK, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS

GIRL IS ACTUALLY PREGNANT, AND

WE DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S YOURS.

>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

SHE'S MY GIRL.

>> SOMETIMES GIRLS GET

THEMSELVES INTO SITUATIONS, AND

THEY'RE NOT ALWAYS HONEST.

>> YOU ARE TOO YOUNG AND

IRRESPONSIBLE TO HAVE A BABY.

>> I'M RESPONSIBLE.

>> BOY, I BOUGHT YOU FOUR PHONES

IN THE LAST YEAR.

NOW, WHEN YOU LEAVE THAT BABY IN

THE MOVIE THEATER, THEY'RE GONNA

PUT YOUR BUTT IN JAIL!

>> LEE!

LEE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON

AND MEET UP WITH YOUR DAD, OKAY?

I WILL HANDLE THIS.

ME AND YOU ARE GONNA GO VISIT

MISS VALERIE.

>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD

IDEA.

HER DAD MIGHT BE AT HOME.

>> AND?

>> AND I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP MY

BODY IN ONE PIECE.

>> WHY?

YOU ALREADY LOST HALF YOUR

BRAIN.

AND YOU WANT TO HAVE MORE?

>> DON'T PUT THIS ON ME BECAUSE

YOUR SON IS CARELESS.

>> CARELESS?

>> CLUELESS IS MORE LIKE IT.

>> WELL, AT LEAST HE'S NOT

SELFISH.

>> WHAT'S SELFISH IS YOU NOT

CONSIDERING HOW I FEEL.

>> MEN AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO

HAVE FEELINGS.

[ Mockingly ] OH, YOU HURT MY

FEELINGS.

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> Both: WHAT, TRENT?!

>> UM, CAN WE GET BACK TO MY

EMERGENCY NOW?

>> IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND

WE FORGOT ABOUT YOUR EMERGENCY,

YOU'RE CRAZY.

>> LEE!

WHY DON'T YOU GO ON, OKAY?

I'LL HANDLE IT.

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING

HOME.

>> JUST GO.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> DAD.

I'M SORRY.

ARE WE REALLY GOING OVER TO

VALERIE'S?

>> YES.

>> I DON'T WANT TO GO.

>> YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU

SHOULD'VE SAID THAT TO VALERIE

AND WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS

IN THE FIRST PLACE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE SAID, "I

DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE.

I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE CAR.

I DON'T WANT GO IN THE

BACK SEAT."

>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

COME ON, HER DAD'S GONNA BE

REALLY MAD, AND HE MIGHT HURT

ME.

>> OH, PLEASE, BOY.

>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON,

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

CAN WE JUST WAIT ONE MORE DAY?

PLEASE.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,

PLEASE.

>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.

BUT WE ARE GOING TOMORROW.

>> THANK YOU.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> MM-HMM.

>> THANK YOU.

>> MM-HMM.

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME, AIN'T

NOBODY GOT TIME, AIN'T NOBODY

GOT TIME FOR THAT.

>> HEY, POP.

>> HEY, HEY, SON.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THEM

YELLOW PANTS?

>> I'M -- I'M DIFFERENT.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

HEY, CHECK HER OUT.

>> CUTE.

BUT YOU KNOW I'M ENGAGED.

>> NOT FOR YOU. FOR ME.

>> FOR YOU?

SHE'S KIND OF YOUNG, ISN'T SHE?

>> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?

>> 55, AND YOU SHOULD ACT LIKE

IT.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

JUST BECAUSE I LOVE THE LADIES

DON'T MEAN I'M IMMATURE.

>> "LOVE THE LADIES"?

"LOVE THE LA--" COME ON NOW.

WHAT IS THIS?

WHAT IS ALL THIS JEWELRY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> OH, YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU?

THIS IS MY "CHING."

>> YOUR WHAT?

>> MY CHING -- YOU KNOW, LIKE

THE SOUND YOU MAKE WHEN YOU

SPEND MONEY, LIKE "CHING, CHING,

CHING."

>> IT'S "BLING."

IT'S BLING, LIKE WHEN YOU SEE

ULTRA-BRIGHT DIAMONDS -- BLING.

>> NO, I LIKE MINE BETTER --

CHING.

>> SO, YOU THINK THIS GIRL'S

GONNA ACTUALLY LIKE ALL THAT?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

SON, IT'S A SIGN OF SUCCESS.

>> POP, YOU OWN AN ARCHITECTURAL

FIRM.

THAT'S SUCCESS.

>> I'LL LOOK CRAZY WITH A

TOWNHOUSE AROUND MY NECK.

>> YOU LOOK CRAZY NOW.

POP, YOU DON'T NEED ALL THAT TO

IMPRESS A WOMAN, AND IF YOU DO,

YOU DON'T NEED HER.

>> LOOK WHO'S GIVING ME

ADVICE -- THE SAME GUY I

COULDN'T EVEN LET GO TO THE

FAMILY REUNIONS 'CAUSE HE KEPT

FALLING IN LOVE WITH ALL OF HIS

COUSINS.

>> SHH!

I WAS 6, OKAY? I WAS 6.

I DIDN'T KNOW NO BETTER.

>> [ High-pitched voice ] HERE

YOU GO, A RING POP, COUSIN

TASHA.

[ Normal voice ] REALLY?

>> LOOK, I ACTUALLY HAVE

SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TALK TO

YOU ABOUT, ALL RIGHT?

TRENT SAID HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN

SOME GIRL PREGNANT.

>> WAIT A MINUTE. UNH-UNH.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, MAN.

>> I KNOW.

>> NO, NO, NO.

I CANNOT BE A GREAT-GRANDFATHER.

I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THAT.

THIS IS GONNA MESS UP MY WHOLE

IMAGE.

>> YOU? YOU?

THE BOY -- THIS COULD RUIN HIS

LIFE.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

THIS COULD RUIN HIS LIFE.

HE CAN BARELY MATCH HIS SOCKS,

LET ALONE RAISE A CHILD.

>> WAIT.

LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS NOW.

IS SHE REALLY PREGNANT?

'CAUSE SHE MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE

GOLD MINERS.

>> GOLD DIGGERS, AND WE DON'T

KNOW.

>> WELL, I MEAN, IF IT'S TRUE,

HE'LL HAVE A CRASH COURSE IN

RESPONSIBILITY.

>> YEAH, I GUESS.

AND BRINN'S TALKING ABOUT HAVING

A FAMILY AND BABIES.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE

AT LEAST TWO WITH HER.

>> TWO? WHAT?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT ANY

MORE KIDS.

>> WELL, DON'T GET MARRIED TO

BRINN.

SHE GOT THAT LOOK IN HER EYES.

BABIES, BABIES.

IF YOU SNEEZE ON HER --

BAM -- PREGNANT.

BUT WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MAN?

YOU LOVE HER.

>> YEAH, BUT I HAD TRENT WHEN I

WAS 20, OKAY?

AND IF I HAVE A CHILD NOW, I

WOULD'VE DEDICATED MY WHOLE

ENTIRE LIFE TO RAISING

CHILDRENS.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, THE FIRST COMMANDMENT SAYS

BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY.

SHOOT, I'M THINKING ABOUT HAVING

ANOTHER ONE MYSELF -- MAYBE TWO.

>> WHAT?

>> YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I NEED

SOMEBODY TO PASS ON MY

INHERITANCE TO.

>> UH, ME, HELLO.

I'M RUNNING THE BUSINESS WITH

YOU.

>> I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THE

BUSINESS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT MY CHING.

UNLESS YOU WANT IT.

>> NO, NO.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?

>> I MEAN NO.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> I LIKE THE COLOR OF MY NECK.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

MY NEXT SON IS GONNA BE WAY MORE

APPRECIATIVE.

BUT LOOK, IF YOU WANT ME TO,

I'LL TALK TO TRENT

NAH, I'LL HANDLE IT.

>> HEY, YOU WANT A SCONE?

>> THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME HAVE

THE PARTY HERE LAST NIGHT.

>> OH, NO PROBLEM, BABES.

HOW MANY PANCAKES YOU WANT?

>> NONE.

>> SO YOU CAME ALL THE WAY OVER

HERE THIS MORNING JUST TO WATCH

ME COOK?

>> WELL, NO CARBS UNTIL AFTER

THE WEDDING BECAUSE I HAVE TO

LOSE 10 POUNDS TO FIT INTO MY

DRESS.

>> YOU HAVEN'T PURCHASED THE

DRESS?

>> BUT WHEN I DO PURCHASE IT,

I'M PURCHASING IT A SIZE TOO

SMALL SO THAT I HAVE TO LOSE

10 POUNDS.

>> SEE, WHY DO WOMEN GET SO

CRAZY ABOUT THESE WEDDINGS?

I MEAN, THE FOCUS SHOULD BE ON

THE RELATIONSHIP.

>> WELL, OUR RELATIONSHIP IS

PERFECT, SO...

[ LAUGHS ]

>> THINK SO?

>> WHA-- YOU DON'T?

>> WE HAVE SOME THINGS TO WORK

ON, YOU KNOW?

>> LIKE?

>> WELL, UM...

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

YOU COULD WORK ON NOT BEING SO

SELF-CENTERED, AND YOU COULD

BUDGET A LITTLE BETTER.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF "ME" UP IN

THIS "WE."

>> I'M JUST SAYING THAT WE

SHOULD KEEP STRIVING TO GET OUR

RELATIONSHIP AS CLOSE TO

PERFECTION AS POSSIBLE, YOU

KNOW?

COME HERE.

>> YEAH, SO, UH, WHY DO YOU

THINK PEOPLE GET DIVORCED?

>> WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET,

AND YOU'RE ALREADY TALKING

DIVORCE?

>> NO, BUT WE'RE GONNA BE

MARRIED IN A COUPLE MONTHS, AND

I REALLY WANT IT TO LAST.

SO, HOW DO YOU THINK WE CAN

AVOID DIVORCE?

>> OKAY, COME HERE. COME HERE.

TALK TO ME.

LET ME THINK. UM...

HONEST COMMUNICATION -- WE HAVE

TO TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT BOTHER

US.

>> OKAY.

I DON'T LIKE YOUR PANCAKES.

THEY TASTE LIKE PASTE.

>> WAIT. WHAT?

MY PANCAKES ARE GREAT.

THAT'S MY MAMA'S RECIPE.

>> YEAH, AND SPEAKING ABOUT YOUR

MOTHER --

>> BABY STEPS. BABY STEPS.

ALL RIGHT?

TOO MUCH HONEST COMMUNICATION

CAN ALSO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP.

>> BABY, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW I

LOVE YOUR MOTHER.

BUT WHEN I MOVE UP IN HERE, SHE

CANNOT JUST DROP BY WHENEVER SHE

WANTS.

>> MY MOTHER DOESN'T JUST DROP

BY WHENEVER SHE --

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

HOLD ON.

>> YEAH. YEAH.

GO GET THE DOOR.

>> NOT ALL THE TIME, JUST MAYBE

THIS TIME.

>> MM-HMM. GET THE DOOR.

>> HEY!

>> HELLO, BABY.

MMM!

I PICKED UP YOUR DRY-CLEANING,

DEAR.

>> OKAY, THANK YOU, MAMA.

>> HEY, T'EO.

>> MM-HMM.

>> MOVING ABOUT EARLY.

UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN HERE SINCE

LAST NIGHT.

>> WELL, MA, THAT'S NONE OF YOUR

BUSINESS.

>> NO, NO. OF COURSE NOT.

IT'S GOD'S BUSINESS.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR

MARRIAGE IS PURE IN HIS EYES.

>> WELL, PAULA, IT'S JUST A

PIECE OF PAPER, AND IN OUR

HEARTS, WE ARE ALREADY MARRIED.

>> WELL, IF THAT MEANT ANYTHING,

>> WELL, IF THAT MEANT ANYTHING,

YOUR HEART WOULD HAVE FINGERS

FOR THE RINGS, DEAR.

>> OKAY, THANK YOU, MAMA, FOR

THE DRY-CLEANING.

>> OH, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING.

WHY SHOULD WE HAVE THE WEDDING

IN HAWAII WHEN I CAN GIVE YOU A

LUAU IN MY BACKYARD, RIGHT?

IT'S BIG ENOUGH.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

>> IT'S NOT HAWAII.

>> I COULD MAKE IT LOOK LIKE

HAWAII.

>> THERE'S NO OCEAN.

>> THERE'S A POOL.

>> THERE'S NO COCONUT TREES.

>> HONEY, I COULD GO BUY SOME

COCONUTS, YOU KNOW, PLACE THEM

IN THE SCRUBS, YOU KNOW?

OH, AND I COULD ASK YOUR

UNCLE BUFORD TO BRING UP ONE OF

HIS PIGS FROM THE FARM IN

MISSISSIPPI.

YEAH.

WE CAN JUST ROAST IT AFTER THE

CEREMONY.

>> Both: WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII.

>> [ SIGHS ]

WELL, YOU SHOULD BE THINKING

ABOUT SAVING SOME MONEY.

>> WE WILL -- AFTER WE COME BACK

FROM HAWAII.

>> WELL, I CAME TO SEE IF YOU

WANTED TO HAVE BREAKFAST.

BUT I GUESS BREAKFAST HAS COME

TO YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU, ALL

RIGHT?

>> I THINK I'LL BE GOING.

>> LOVE YA.

>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.

>> BYE, PAULA.

>> MM-HMM.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR MAMA NEEDS

FOR BREAKFAST?

A MANWICH. [ LAUGHS ]

ISN'T THAT FUNNY?

>> I GET IT.

YEAH, MY MOTHER'S FINE.

>> YEAH, OKAY, WHATEVER.

OOH!

I DO LOVE THE WAY YOU LOOK IN A

SUIT.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW ME.

>> WHAT'S THIS RIGHT HERE?

>> OH, IT'S PROBABLY A RECEIPT.

>> HANDWRITTEN?

>> OH, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT'S PROBABLY --

>> WAIT, WAIT. IS THIS ABOUT ME?

>> NO, THIS IS --

>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> BABY --

>> "PROS -- GREAT COOK, PRETTY

SMILE, THIN MOTHER?!"

>> NO, JUST LET ME SEE IT.

>> "CONS -- WHINY, TALKS MORE

THAN SHE LISTENS...

WON'T KEEP HER LEGS SHAVED?!"

>> I TOLD YOU IT WAS NOTHING.

>> I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAD TO

MAKE A LIST IN ORDER TO PROPOSE

TO ME.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS ABOUT

YOU?

>> OH, WHAT, YOU'RE JUST MAKING

LISTS ABOUT OTHER WOMEN?

>> NO, NO, IT'S -- IT'S ABOUT

YOU.

>> AND THE CON LIST WAS WAY

LONGER THAN THE PRO LIST.

>> AND I STILL PROPOSED TO YOU

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, OKAY?

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

>> YOU MADE A LIST!

>> EVERYONE MAKES A LIST.

JUST SMART ENOUGH TO GET RID OF

IT.

>> LET ME SEE THE LIST.

>> YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

>> UNH-UNH.

"CONS"...

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> OH, OKAY.

TH-THIS IS REALLY HOW YOU THINK

OF ME?

>> BABY, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? NO.

I SEE OUR RELATIONSHIP REALLY

ISN'T PERFECT.

HERE'S YOUR LIST.

>> BABY, COME ON.

>> DON'T.

>> [ SIGHS ] T'EO.

T'EO.

IT'S NOT THAT SERI--

[ SIGHS ]

[ SCOFFS ]

>> MAN, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T

BELIEVE YOU INTERROGATED HER

LIKE THAT.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WATCH

BACK-TO-BACK "LAW & ORDER" FOR

NOTHING.

>> SHE JUST CAVED.

>> WELL, SHE HAD NO CHOICE WITH

ME ON THE CASE.

HER EYES WERE SNEAKY LIKE A

SNAKE.

>> LIKE A SNAKE.

>> HER POSTURE WAS WEAK LIKE A

POSSUM.

>> WEAK.

>> AND SHE KEPT STUTTERING LIKE

A BROKEN RECORD.

"I-I-I-I--"

>> A WHAT?

>> A BROKEN RECORD?

VINYL?

LP?

>> OH! OH, OH.

YOU MEAN THOSE THINGS THAT ARE

LIKE A BLACK FRISBEE?

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

ABOUT.

>> UNH-UNH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A RECORD

IS, THEN YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG

TO BE HAVING BABIES.

YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO STAY AWAY

FROM THESE GIRLS.

>> I TRY, BUT, LIKE YOU SAID,

THEY ARE SNEAKY.

>> THEY'RE NOT THAT SNEAKY.

IT TAKES TWO.

YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO

REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE

EQUATION.

>> YES, MA'AM.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

>> MM-HMM.

>> DAD, DAD. DAD.

>> HMM?

>> UH, BRINN GOT VAL TO ADMIT

THE BABY WASN'T MINE.

>> REALLY? AH.

I GUESS SHE WAS A GOLD MINER

AFTER ALL.

>> A WHAT?

>> WELL, NEVER MIND.

SO, UH, WHAT HAPPENED?

>> YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HER.

BRINN CIRCLED HER LIKE THAT LADY

ON THE "LAW" SHOW.

>> OLIVIA. "LAW & ORDER: SVU."

>> YEAH, LIKE OLIVIA,

"LAW & ORDER: SVU."

>> [ LAUGHS ]

WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL, SON, BUT

NEXT TIME, YOU MIGHT NOT BE SO

LUCKY.

>> WON'T BE NO NEXT TIME.

>> BETTER NOT BE.

HEY, UM, LET ME TALK TO BRINN

FOR A MINUTE, ALL RIGHT?

>> MM. THANK YOU AGAIN.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> I, UM -- I REALLY APPRECIATE

YOU DOING THAT WITH HIM.

>> WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND HIS

MOTHER, I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUS I'M

THE COOLEST PARENT.

YOU BETTER MARRY ME QUICK.

MY STOCK IS GOING UP.

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> STILL MAD AT ME ABOUT THE

BABY?

>> NO.

GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO

HAVE A BABY BY MY OTHER MAN.

>> YOUR OTHER MAN?

>> MM-HMM -- THE ONE WHO THINKS

THAT I WOULD MAKE A GREAT

MOTHER.

>> [ SIGHS ]

LOOK.

IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T THINK YOU

WOULD MAKE A GREAT MOTHER.

IT'S JUST THAT I GOT SOME, YOU

KNOW, SOME ISSUES TO WORK OUT.

>> OH, SO, THEN, YOU ADMIT THAT

YOU'RE WRONG?

>> NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

I JUST SAID THAT I HAVE SOME

ISSUES TO WORK OUT.

>> WELL, EITHER WAY, I'M HAVING

SOME BABIES.

>> LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS DOUBLE

WEDDING THAT'S OVER BUDGET.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

>> SAVED BY THE BELL.

>> HMM.

OH, SINCE YOU'RE STILL HERE,

LET'S ORDER PIZZA AND WATCH

MOVIES TONIGHT.

>> SOUNDS GOOD.

HEY, GIRL.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> WELL, CHEER UP.

THE WEDDING IS BACK ON.

>> NO, IT'S NOT.

>> YES, IT IS.

LEE WANTS TO HAVE AT LEAST THREE

KIDS.

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] WHAT?

>> I CAN'T MARRY NELSON.

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> HE MADE A LIST OF PROS AND

CONS ABOUT ME.

>> MM.

>> ALL MEN DO THAT.

>> YOU MADE A LIST ABOUT ME?

>> ALL UNSTABLE MEN DO THAT.

I WAS VERY SURE IN MY DECISION

TO MARRY YOU.

>> GOOD SAVE.

>> I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON TRENT.

>> SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

>> HE SAID THAT I WAS WHINY,

THAT I WAS OVERDRAMATIC, THAT I

WAS BAD WITH MONEY.

AND GET THIS -- HE SAID I DON'T

SHAVE MY LEGS, WHICH YOU KNOW IS

NOT THE TRUTH, OKAY?

WELL, TODAY IS NOT A GOOD

REPRESENTATION.

>> OH!

OH, HONEY, IF YOU KEEP THIS UP,

YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TO WEAR

PANTS IN THE WINTER.

>> MY HAIR GROWS FAST.

>> THAT'S GENUINE ALPACA.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

GET AWAY FROM MY LEGS, OKAY?

FORGET MY LEGS.

BUT IF HE THINKS SO NEGATIVE OF

ME, WHY IS HE MARRYING ME?

>> BECAUSE HE STILL LOVES YOU

DESPITE YOUR FLAWS.

THAT IS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE,

HONEY.

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.

>> HAPPY THAT MY MAN THINKS MY

TOES LOOK LIKE FLESH-COLORED

MARBLES?

>> WELL, YOU DO HAVE

BARNEY RUBBLE FEET.

GIRL, YOU KNOW THAT.

>> LOOK, I KNOW I HAVE

BARNEY RUBBLE FEET.

HE'S SUPPOSED TO LOVE MY

BARNEY RUBBLE TOES, OKAY?

BUT HE HATES THEM.

HE HATES EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.

>> [ Mockingly ] HE HATES THEM.

HE HATES EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.

[ Normal voice ] WHINY,

OVERDRAMATIC?

I THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT

BE A LITTLE BIT OF AN ACCURATE

LIST.

>> THIS IS SERIOUS.

>> NO, IT'S NOT.

LOOK, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS

WRITE YOUR OWN LIST.

MAKE UP A PRO AND CON ABOUT HIM

AND GIVE IT TO HIM.

YOU GUYS GO OVER IT, HAVE A GOOD

LAUGH.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> WELL...

WHAT ABOUT THE DOUBLE WEDDING,

THE ONE WE'VE BEEN PLANNING

SINCE WE WERE IN SEVENTH GRADE?

>> YES, THE ONE THAT YOU WANTED

TO CANCEL JUST YESTERDAY?

YEAH, YOU DID.

>> YEAH, I KNOW.

THIS IS THE THING, THOUGH --

IT'S BACK ON, AND NOW YOU CAN'T

RUIN IT.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF LEE DID MAKE A PRO-AND-CON

LIST ABOUT YOU, "SELFISH" AND

"BOSSY" WOULD BE RIGHT UP AT THE

TOP.

>> I'M REALLY SORRY THIS IS

BOTHERING YOU.

>> LOOK, I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT.

I JUST WANT HIM TO THINK THAT I

AM.

IS THAT SO WRONG?

>> NO, HONEY, WE ALL DO.

>> BABE, YOU ORDER THE PIZZA

YET?

>> UM...NO.

I-I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND JUST

TALK TO T'EO FOR A LITTLE BIT.

>> BUT IT'S SATURDAY, AND

TRENT'S HERE.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA ORDER

PIZZA AND WATCH MOVIES.

>> I KNOW. I KNOW.

BUT LOOK AT HER.

I'M GONNA GO.

BUT YOU STAY AND TALK TO TRENT.

>> YEAH, BUT I ALREADY GAVE HIM

ALL THE ADVICE I COULD GIVE.

>> WELL, MAYBE THEN YOU CAN GET

SOME ADVICE FROM HIM.

>> LIKE WHAT?

[ SCOFFS ]

>> I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING.

BUT REALLY, HE SEEMED LIKE HE

WAS A LITTLE UPSET.

YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM.

>> ALL RIGHT, I WILL.

>> OKAY.

>> BUT LOOK, HEY.

I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, T'EO'S

BEEN YOUR FRIEND SINCE THE

FOURTH GRADE, BUT YOU'RE GETTING

MARRIED, AND YOUR FAMILY'S GONNA

HAVE TO TAKE PRIORITY.

>> GOT IT.

>> ALL RIGHT, NOW, I KNOW

THERE'S A SCRIPTURE THAT TALKS

ABOUT CLINGING TO YOUR HUSBAND.

>> NO, THE SCRIPTURE SAID THAT A

MAN WILL LEAVE HIS FATHER AND

MOTHER AND CLEAVE UNTO HIS WIFE.

IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME

CLINGING TO YOU.

>> WELL, I KNOW THERE'S A

SCRIPTURE THAT TALKS ABOUT

SUBMITTING TO ME.

>> YES, WHEN WE'RE MARRIED, BUT

WE'RE NOT, SO...

LOOK, T'EO IS MY FRIEND.

SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME.

>> YEAH, WELL, SO AM I.

REMEMBER THAT.

>> OF COURSE.

IN THE MEANTIME, I'M JUST GONNA

NEED YOU TO STUDY UP.

HEY. OKAY.

I KNOW WHAT IS GONNA MAKE YOU

FEEL ALL BETTER --

WARM, HOT FUDGE BROWNIE WITH ICE

CREAM, WHIPPED CREAM, CHERRIES

ON TOP.

>> MM. I'M DIETING.

>> OH? YOU'RE DIETING?

DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE WEDDING

IS BACK ON?

>> MM, MAYBE.

>> OKAY, WELL, THEN, LET'S JUST

DO THE BROWNIE, NO ICE CREAM.

>> HOW ABOUT NO ICE CREAM OR

BROWNIE?

>> OKAY. UM...

FUDGE-COVERED CHERRIES?

A BOWL OF CHERRIES?

>> YAY!

>> BOWL OF CHERRIES IT IS.

>> OKAY, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER

RIGHT NOW.

>> ALL RIGHT, COOL. LET'S GO.

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

>> YOU KNOW HE DON'T HAVE NO

CHERRIES IN THIS REFRIGERATOR.

>> BRING YOUR PURSE.

OKAY, YOU GOT IT.

>> I GOT MY PURSE.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> CHERRIES ON YOU.

>> SO, LEE REALLY CHANGED HIS

MIND?

>> WELL, NO.

I MEAN, HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT,

BUT HE HASN'T OFFICIALLY SAID

YES.

>> SO, WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GUYS

GET MARRIED AND HE REALLY

DOESN'T WANT KIDS?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I FEEL LIKE IT HAS TO WORK OUT,

YOU KNOW?

AM I BEING NAIVE?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE WE GET INTO

THESE RELATIONSHIPS THINKING

THAT LOVE IS ENOUGH WHEN, IN

REALITY, I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS.

>> I GUESS IT'S SACRIFICE AND

COMMITMENT.

I MEAN, I JUST KNOW, WHEN I GET

MARRIED, I WANT TO DO WHATEVER I

HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT WORK.

AND IF TRENT IS THE ONLY CHILD I

HAVE --

>> BUT IS THAT REALLY FAIR?

>> I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITHOUT

HIM.

>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

>> BESIDES, I MEAN, MAYBE THINGS

WILL CHANGE, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, I COULD CHANGE MY MIND.

HE COULD CHANGE HIS MIND.

>> OR YOU CAN GET PREGNANT ON

YOUR HONEYMOON, AND THEN HE'D

HAVE NO CHOICE -- HINT, HINT.

>> NO. NO, NO.

I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DO THAT.

I WANT HIM TO WANT TO HAVE KIDS,

YOU KNOW?

I DON'T WANT HIM TO RAISE A

CHILD THAT HE DOESN'T WANT.

>> WOW.

YOU REALLY DO LOVE HIM.

>> I DO.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE?

>> WHAT'S THAT?

>> MY RING.

BAM!

>> OH, SEE, HERE YOU GO.

NOW, YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT WAS

SUPPOSED TO BE MY RING.

>> WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULDN'T

HAVE TOLD NELSON THAT YOU

THOUGHT IT WAS "EXACTLY WHAT

BRINN WOULD WANT."

>> NOW, SEE, I THOUGHT, BY

TELLING HIM, I WAS HINTING TO

HIM THAT HE NEEDED TO PROPOSE TO

ME, NOT GO TELL LEE THAT HE

SHOULD GET YOU THE DOGGONE RING.

LET ME SEE THAT THING.

>> WHAT?

NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE IT.

YOU KEEP PULLING ON IT, THOUGH.

WHY YOU PULLING ON MY RING NOW?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HAVING THE

DOUBLE WEDDING.

>> I KNOW.

>> DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE

PLANNED THE WHOLE THING?

>> I SURE DO -- SEVENTH GRADE,

MISS CHARLES' CLASS.

I REMEMBER.

>> IT IS REALLY HAPPENING.

>> YES, IT IS.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

I APPRECIATE YOU BEING MY FRIEND

ALL THESE YEARS.

>> GO AHEAD AND TELL ME A LITTLE

BIT MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU

APPRECIATE ME.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

BUT I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU THAT

MUCH.

>> YEAH, WELL, YOU APPRECIATE

ME, YOU CAN AT LEAST LET ME WEAR

THE RING.

LET ME SEE THE RING.

>> UNH-UNH. YOU WORE IT EARLIER.

>> LET ME SEE THE RING.

>> YOU'VE HAD IT ON.

>> LET ME SEE IT!

>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.

>> LET ME STARE AT IT ON MY

FINGER.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET WITH ME.

>> I JUST WANT YOU TO MAKE SMART

DECISIONS, SON.

>> I MAKE STRAIGHT A's.

I'M A GOOD KID.

>> WHICH IS WHY I'M EVEN MORE

SURPRISED.

>> [ SCOFFS ] IT'S JUST THAT...

SHE'S SO FINE!

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

THAT'S STILL NO EXCUSE.

>> THINGS ARE CHANGING.

IF A GIRL COMES UP TO YOU AND

YOU DON'T KNOW HER, YOU GET

PUNKED.

>> SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'RE

WITH VALERIE BECAUSE YOU DON'T

WANT TO GET PUNKED?

YOU'RE LYING.

>> I TRIED.

>> LOOK, I UNDERSTAND, OKAY?

I WAS A TEENAGER ONCE.

>> GIRLS DIDN'T LOOK AS GOOD

BACK THEN.

I MEAN, LOOK AT MOM.

>> WHAT?

BOY, YOUR MOTHER WAS A DIME

PIECE.

>> IF MOM WAS A DIME, THEN

VALERIE'S A $5 BILL.

>> OKAY, I'M GONNA TELL HER YOU

SAID THAT.

>> YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO

THERE.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

HEY, I KNOW WE DON'T TALK ABOUT

GIRLS A LOT, BUT I WANT YOU TO

KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING --

ANYTHING AT ALL -- THAT YOU WANT

TO KNOW...

>> DID ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER

HAPPEN TO YOU?

>> SO, THAT WAS A GOOD TALK.

WHERE IS THAT PIZZA?

>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID ANYTHING.

>> [ SIGHS ]

NO, TRENT, NOTHING LIKE THIS HAS

EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS TOO

AFRAID OF WHAT MY DAD WOULD DO.

YOU SEE, I WASN'T READY WHEN ME

AND YOUR MOTHER HAD YOU.

YOU KNOW, AND TO RAISE A CHILD,

IT'S VERY HARD WHEN YOU'RE NOT

PREPARED.

>> WELL, YOU DID A GREAT JOB.

>> HEY, MAN.

I RAISED THE SMARTEST LITTLE

KNUCKLEHEAD ON THE BLOCK.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMILING.

LEAVE THE GIRLS ALONE, SON.

>> DOES THAT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO

STOP DATING?

>> IT MEANS THAT IF YOU KEEP UP

WITH THIS BEHAVIOR, I'M GONNA

HAVE TO TELL YOUR MOTHER, AND

THEN YOU WON'T BE DATING AT ALL.

>> I WON'T BE BREATHING AT ALL.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

>> HEY, THERE, YOUNG FELLA.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

COME ON IN, BABY GIRL.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> GENTLEMEN, MEET ROXIE.

>> OH, YOU WERE IN MEEK'S NEW

VIDEO.

>> I WAS.

DID YOU LIKE IT?

>> I LIKED YOU IN IT.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

GOT ME A CELEBRITY.

>> GOT YOU A VIDEO HO --

HO--HOMEY -- A VIDEO HOMEY.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> YEAH, BOY.

HEY, TRENT. WHAT --

TRENT, GO TO YOUR ROOM.

>> I'M TRYING TO HOLLA.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

DOING.

>> TAKING PICTURES...

>> POP, WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE ARE

YOU SETTING FOR YOUR GRANDSON?

>> A GREAT ONE. KEEP IT UP.

>> BABY...

I GOT TO PEE.

>> OH, IT'S RIGHT THROUGH HERE.

I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A

GENTLEMAN.

>> [ GIGGLES ]

>> POP, WHY IS SHE HERE?

>> I JUST WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT

YOUR OLD POP IS WORKING WITH.

>> YOU'RE WORKING WITH HALF YOUR

BRAIN CELLS.

SHE COULD BE YOUR DAUGHTER.

>> UH-OH.

OH, I SEE IT.

YOU JEALOUS, 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T

GET A GIRL LIKE ROXIE ON YOUR

BEST DAY.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

BRINN LOOKS LIKE THAT -- I MEAN,

MINUS ALL THE FAKE BODY PARTS.

>> HER BODY PARTS ARE FAKE?

>> AS PLASTIC AS A DOLL.

>> OH.

WELL, THEN, CALL ME EL DeBARGE,

'CAUSE * I LIKE IT

>> [ GIGGLES ] SO SILLY.

YOU READY TO GO, HONEYBUN?

>> YOU KNOW I AM, SUGAR PLUM.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

MM-HMM.

>> NICE MEETING YOU.

>> NICE MEETING YOU.

>> YES.

>> [ GIGGLES ]

>> PLASTIC, HUH?

THANK GOD FOR TECHNOLOGY.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR

PHONE?

>> IF YOU MEAN DID I GET YOUR

PHONE CALL, THEN YES.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

THIS IS CHILDISH, T'EO.

I MEAN, IF WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT

THIS, THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GONNA

HAVE A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE.

>> NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I CAME OVER TO APOLOGIZE.

>> WELL...

>> [ SIGHS ]

I WAS ACTING SILLY.

AND I'M REALLY SORRY.

>> YEAH, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU

TO SEE THAT, SO...

>> BUT IT REALLY HURT MY

FEELINGS.

I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE

SO MANY THINGS YOU HATED ABOUT

ME.

>> I DON'T HATE ANYTHING ABOUT

YOU.

>> BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS

THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE.

SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

>> LOOK, WE BOTH HAVE THINGS WE

NEED TO WORK ON.

>> NO, YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

AND I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU BROUGHT

THAT UP.

I MADE MY OWN LIST.

SO, I WAS TALKING TO BRINN, AND

SHE SUGGESTED THAT I MAKE MY OWN

LIST AND SAID IT WOULD MAKE ME

FEEL BETTER, WHICH IT DID.

>> WELL, I'M ADDING ONE MORE

THING TO MY LIST OF CONS --

TAKING ADVICE FROM BRINN.

[ MUMBLES ]

OH, THESE THE PROS. OKAY.

OH, YOU LIKE MY LEGS?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> OKAY.

AND WE ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU TAKE

YOUR VITAMINS.

AND YOU THINK I COULD -- I'M

SMART ENOUGH TO BE THE PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITED STATES?

>> WHAT?

>> YEAH.

>> I DID NOT WRITE THAT.

IT SAYS "PRESIDENT OF THE

P.T.A.," FOR WHEN WE HAVE KIDS.

>> OH!

WELL, I'M FLATTERED, BABY.

BUT THERE'S NOTHING NEGATIVE YOU

HAVE TO SAY?

>> WELL, I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU

BROUGHT THAT UP.

HERE...

MY LIST OF CONS. BAM.

>> OKAY.

TIT FOR TAT. I GET IT.

>> OH, WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?

YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT?

>> OH, NO. I DON'T HAVE TO.

>> OH, OKAY.

WELL, I'LL READ IT FOR YOU.

MM-HMM.

"I HATE THAT FAKE LAUGH YOU

ALWAYS DO WHEN YOU GET NERVOUS."

>> WHAT LAUGH?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> I DON'T LAUGH LIKE THAT.

>> MM-HMM.

AND I REALLY HATE HOW YOU USE

YOUR DEODORANT AND THEN YOU KEEP

IT AFTER IT'S DONE.

WHEN IT'S DONE, THROW IT AWAY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? HOLD ON.

YOU JUST WAIT RIGHT THERE.

>> I'M-A WAIT RIGHT HERE.

YOU GOT A POINT TO PROVE, HUH?

OH, MISS LADY RIGHT HERE.

>> YOU ARE...

A DEODOR-HOARDER.

YOU HAVE SO MUCH DEODORANT, YOUR

GRANDCHILDREN'S CHILDREN'S

ARMPITS WON'T STINK.

>> THESE ARE STILL GOOD.

>> THROW THEM AWAY!

>> JUST --

>> THROW THEM AWAY.

>> OKAY, FINE.

>> MM-HMM.

BUT I'M NOT DONE.

>> NO, YOU'RE DONE.

NO, YOU'RE DONE.

>> OH, OKAY.

IT'S NOT SO FUN WHEN THE SHOE'S

ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW, IS IT?

>> [ SIGHS ]

NO.

>> MM-HMM.

>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

[ SIGHS ]

DO YOU THINK I'LL BE A GOOD

FATHER?

BECAUSE MY FATHER WASN'T AROUND?

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> REALLY?

[ CHUCKLES ]

REALLY, BABE?

WOW.

>> STUDIES SHOW THAT MEN WHO

DON'T HAVE GOOD EXAMPLES OF

FATHERS AND FATHERHOOD STRUGGLE

WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR OWN

FAMILIES.

>> I'M NOT MARRYING STUDIES.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> I THINK THAT YOU ARE VERY

KIND AND NURTURING TOWARDS ME.

BUT WHAT IF THAT CHANGES WHEN WE

HAVE A FAMILY?

I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU GET SCARED

AND...

>> LEAVE?

[ SCOFFS ]

I'M NOTHING LIKE MY DAD, T'EO.

IF ANYTHING, I PRAY EVERY NIGHT

I DON'T MESS UP LIKE HE DID.

>> THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

>> NO, BABY, NO. NO.

IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, YOU KNOW?

I GUESS WE NEED TO GET SOME OF

THESE THINGS OUT IN THE OPEN.

IN SPITE OF ALL THE THINGS THAT

WE WANT TO CHANGE ABOUT EACH

OTHER...

I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE

I WANT TO BE WITH.

>> WELL, BRINN SAYS --

>> NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT

BRINN SAYS.

WHAT DOES T'EO HAVE TO SAY?

>> I KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU VERY

MUCH.

BUT I-I PRAY THAT OUR LOVE IS

STRONG ENOUGH TO GET US THROUGH

ANY AND ALL STORMS.

>> WE...HAVE TO PRAY TOGETHER,

OKAY?

EVERY DAY, BECAUSE IT'S NOT

GONNA BE EASY.

>> I GOT TO ADMIT, WHEN I SAW

YOUR LIST, I GOT A LITTLE

INSECURE, THINKING WHAT IF YOU

FIND SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS

EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT.

>> OH, BABY, YOU ARE EVERYTHING

I ALWAYS WANTED.

MAYBE SOME THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW

I WANTED, BUT DEFINITELY NEEDED.

SO, WE GOOD?

>> WE GOOD.

>> MM, WE GOOD?

>> WE GOOD.

>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY BRIDE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> NOW, ABOUT THIS LIST...

>> FORGET THE LIST.

FORGET THE LIST.

>> NO --

>> BECAUSE -- NO, I'M TELLING

YOU THAT, BY THE FIFTH

ANNIVERSARY, MOST OF THE STUFF

ON THAT CON LIST IS GOING TO BE

GONE.

>> OH?

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

THAT'S THAT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

NO, THAT'S A WIFE WHO KNOWS HOW

TO FIX HER HUSBAND.

>> FIX?

>> YOU HEARD ME.

>> OKAY.

WELL, I KNOW THERE'S ONE THING

THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIX ABOUT

ME.

>> OH, BABY, I GUESS YOU DIDN'T

READ NUMBER 28 ON THAT LIST, DID

YOU?

>> WHAT DID IT SAY?

>> MM. I GUESS --

NO, I GUESS YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.

>> NO, I'M-A KNOW.

YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT LIST.

OH, WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS

LIST NOW.

>> OKAY, GOOD.

YEAH, NO, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO

GO FORWARD AS PLANNED.

THERE'S ONLY GONNA BE ONE

PASTOR.

OH, OKAY.

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING MORE

ABOUT IT.

OKAY, GREAT.

>> EVERYTHING SET?

>> ONE MORE THING OFF MY

CHECKLIST.

BABY, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE

GETTING MARRIED IN HAWAII.

OH, MY FANTASY COME TRUE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> WELL, OUR SAVINGS LOOK LIKE A

HORROR MOVIE THANKS TO YOUR

FANTASY.

>> I WISH YOU WOULD STOP

WORRYING ABOUT THE MONEY.

MY PARENTS ARE CHIPPING IN.

>> I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT THAT,

EITHER.

>> WHY NOT?

THEY WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER

WAY -- YOU KNOW, FATHER OF THE

BRIDE.

>> BUT WHEN WE GET MARRIED, I

DON'T WANT YOUR DAD PAYING FOR

EVERYTHING NOW.

>> I DON'T GO TO MY DAD FOR

VERYTHING.E

JUST THE STUFF I DON'T WANT TO

SPEND MY MONEY ON.

>> IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,

IMPORTANT THAT WE STAY A UNIT --

NO DAD, NO MOM, NO T'EO.

>> MM-- WELL, I'M NOT GONNA STOP

TALKING TO MY PARENTS AND MY

FRIENDS.

>> I DIDN'T SAY STOP TALKING.

BUT LET'S JUST KEEP OUR ISSUES

AND IMPORTANT DECISIONS IN THIS

HOUSE.

>> OKAY.

BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?

>> WHAT ABOUT HIM?

HE'S NOT IN OUR BUSINESS.

>> THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY

SPREADING HIS BUSINESS ALL OVER

THE CITY, THE CLUBS, THE

STREETS.

>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIM

DATING?

>> YES.

YOUR FATHER HAS MORE WOMEN THAN

"THE BACHELOR" HANDING OUT ROSES

EVERY WEEK.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY

HE DOESN'T SETTLE DOWN WITH A

GOOD WOMAN.

>> HE'S JUST ENJOYING HIMSELF.

WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH US,

THOUGH?

>> BECAUSE HE'S DATING MY

FRIENDS.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.

THAT'S TOO AWKWARD.

GROSS.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR DINNER?

>> UH, WE ARE GOING TO T'EO's.

YOU ARE GOING TO BE HERE.

>> HAVING A PARTY.

I'M JUST KIDDING.

I'M JUST KIDDING.

I'LL BE HERE STUDYING.

GET MY READ ON, YOU KNOW?

>> MM-HMM.

>> THESE GOOD OLD BOOKS.

>> MM-HMM.

>> OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, AND

STUDYING THE BIBLE.

>> OH, YOU SHOULD'VE STOPPED

WHILE YOU WERE AHEAD, YEAH.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

YOU WERE DOING GOOD WITH THE

BOOKS, BUT NOW THE BIBLE?

COME ON, MAN.

>> LET ME GET THAT.

>> LET ME BLESS YOU A LITTLE

BIT.

>> [ LAUGHS ] OH, REALLY?

YOU'RE GONNA BLESS ME?

>> YES.

>> YEAH, YOU NEED THE BLESSINGS,

ALL THAT YOU CAN GET.

>> HOLY WATER.

HEY.

>> [ Voice breaking ] LEE.

SHE GOT ME.

>> WHO? ROXIE?

GRANDDAD?

>> SHE HURT ME, BOY.

>> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ROXIE?

>> SHE HURT ME DEEP.

>> I TOLD YOU ABOUT MESSING WITH

THOSE YOUNG GIRLS.

THEY GOT PhDs A HEARTBREAK.

>> SHE DIDN'T BREAK MY HEART,

BOY.

SHE STOLE MY JEWELRY.

>> YOU GOT JACKED?

>> I GOT JACKED.

>> WHEN?

>> DURING MY AFTERNOON NAP.

>> [ SNICKERS ]

>> THAT'S FUNNY TO YOU?

>> [ Laughing ] I'M SORRY.

NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY.

YOU NEED YOUR AFTERNOON NAP.

>> I WAS TAKING MY AFTERNOON

NAP, AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY --

MY SLEEPING BEAUTY.

BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS A NASTY

LITTLE LEPRECHAUN LOOKING TO

PILFER MY TREASURE.

>> MM. MM.

I AM SO SORRY, ERNEST.

>> SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR TRYING

TO BE SOMEBODY YOU'RE NOT.

>> REALLY?

LOOK, NOBODY IS -- IS THEIR TRUE

SELF WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM.

NOBODY'S THAT HONEST.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> LIKE, I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T

TELL BRINN HOW YOU USED TO PEE

IN THE BED TILL YOU WERE 12.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> HEY.

>> DAD, YOU WET THE BED THAT

LONG?

>> [ Mockingly ] DAD, YOU WET

THE BED THAT LONG?

[ Normal voice ] WELL, WHY DON'T

YOU, MR. GIGGLES -- WHY DON'T

YOU TELL HOW THE FACT YOU USED

TO EAT LIPSTICK, HMM, 'CAUSE YOU

THOUGHT IT WAS TOOTSIE ROLL?

>> MM-HMM.

>> YOU WERE LIKE 9 THEN.

>> I'M GOING TO MY ROOM.

>> OH.

>> OH, TEENAGERS ARE SENSITIVE.

>> NOW YOU'RE GOING TO YOUR

ROOM?

>> AND SPEAKING OF GOING, WE

NEED TO BE LEAVING.

>> OH, YEP.

>> WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

HOW CAN Y'ALL LEAVE ME IN MY

TIME OF DESPERATION?

>> DAD, THE ONLY THING YOU'RE

DESPERATE FOR IS ATTENTION.

>> WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN COME WITH

US TO DINNER.

>> YES! YES, I WILL.

SEE, THAT BRINN IS A GOOD CATCH.

SHE -- IF I KNOW ANYTHING, I

KNOW GOOD CATCHES.

>> IF YOU'RE SUCH AN EXPERT,

THEN WHY DID YOU START DATING A

JEWELRY THIEF?

>> WELL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR A

GOOD CATCH.

I WAS LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.

>> MR. HARPER!

>> I HAD MY ONE TRUE LOVE IN

SARAH.

I WAS FAITHFUL TO HER.

I LOVED HER DEARLY.

>> YEAH, MOM WAS SOMETHING

SPECIAL.

>> AND I'M NOT LOOKING TO

REPLACE HER.

BUT THAT DON'T MEAN THAT -- THAT

I DON'T LOVE THE LADIES.

>> STOP SAYING THAT.

>> THAT DON'T MEAN THAT I DON'T

OVE THE LADIES. L

>> STOP SAYING THAT.

>> I LOVE THE LADIES.

>> LET'S GO.

>> COME ON.

>> DON'T EMBARRASS ME OVER

THERE, PLEASE.

BEHAVE.

>> YOU KNOW, I AM SO HAPPY WE

DECIDED TO INVITE BRINN AND LEE

OVER FOR DINNER.

>> YEAH, WELL, WE REALLY NEED TO

TALK THROUGH THIS WEDDING, SO...

>> YEAH.

YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD DO THIS

EVERY WEEKEND.

ONE WEEKEND WE CAN HAVE IT AT

HER PLACE, AND THE NEXT TIME WE

CAN HAVE IT HERE AT OUR PLACE.

>> NOT EVERY WEEK.

MAYBE EVERY OTHER MONTH.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

YOU KNOW, ME AND BRINN ACTUALLY

USED TO HANG OUT EVERY WEEKEND.

BUT NOW, IT'S...

>> I KNOW.

YOU USED TO BE ROOMMATES.

NOW YOU LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE

OF TOWN.

LOOK, YOU'LL BE FINE.

>> I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS.

>> I'M NOT JEALOUS.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

>> YOU'RE JEALOUS.

>> I'M NOT JEALOUS.

>> OKAY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

MAMA RILEY, WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU

DOING HERE?

>> MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> WELL, HONEY, WHEN WE SPOKE

EARLIER, YOU MENTIONED DINNER,

SO I THOUGHT I'D MAKE MY FAMOUS

POTATO SALAD.

>> BUT [CHUCKLES] I ALREADY MADE

POTATO SALAD.

>> YEAH.

>> BUT NELSON DOESN'T LIKE YOUR

POTATO SALAD.

>> MM.

>> HE TOLD YOU THAT?

>> NO, BUT IT WAS LEFT ON THAT

NOTE THAT WAS ON THE

DRY-CLEANING.

>> MNH-MNH.

>> SO [CLEARS THROAT]

WHAT ELSE ARE WE HAVING?

>> WE? [ CHUCKLES ]

ARE YOU STAYING FOR DINNER?

>> UH, YEAH, I BROUGHT A DISH,

AND I THINK IT WOULD BE RUDE FOR

YOU TO ASK ME TO LEAVE,

ESPECIALLY SINCE THIS ISN'T YOUR

HOUSE YET.

>> MM-HMM. YEAH.

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

>> YEP. MM-HMM.

>> ASK YOUR MAMA TO LEAVE.

>> OKAY.

UM, MOM?

>> MM-HMM?

>> REMEMBER I WAS TELLING YOU

THAT WE HAVE SOME COMPANY COMING

OVER FOR DINNER?

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE'RE

GONNA HAVE ENOUGH FOOD, SO...

>> WHICH IS WHY I HAVE A FEW

MORE THINGS.

HELP ME OUT WITH THEM.

>> OH, IT'S IN THE TRUCK?

>> IT'S IN THE CAR.

>> OH, OKAY.

THAT -- IT'S IN THE CAR.

>> OH, IT'S IN THE CAR?

>> BISCUITS.

>> IN THE CAR. YEAH. OKAY. YEAH.

GONE TO THAT CAR.

>> BRINN!

GIRL, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT

JUST HAPPENED.

NELSON'S MAMA JUST SHOWED UP,

AND SHE IS GETTING ON MY LAST

NERVE.

I DON'T EVEN --

OH, REALLY?

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU THINKING THE SAME THING I'M

THINKING?

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE

MINUTES.

OKAY.

MM-HMM.

[ SIGHS ]

>> MM. YEP.

>> WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I

BOTHERED TO COOK!

>> ME EITHER.

>> SO, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MY MOM DOES NEED A MAN.

>> ALREADY ON IT.

>> WHAT YOU MEAN?

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

HEY, EVERYBODY!

>> HEY.

>> COME ON IN.

COME ON IN.

>> OH, HEY, MS. REILLY.

>> NELSON'S MOM IS IN THE

KITCHEN FINISHING UP RIGHT NOW.

UH, DO YOU NEED ANY HELP IN

THERE?

>> UH, YES, ONLY YOU CAN, UH,

PUT UP YOUR FOOD WHILE I PUT

MINE OUT ON THE TABLE.

>> OH, YEAH. OKAY.

>> OH, MR. -- MR. HARPER, YOU

SEEM MIGHTY INTERESTED IN WHAT'S

GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN.

>> UH, I'M ERNEST...

AND I DO LIKE WHAT Y'ALL GOT

COOKING IN THAT KITCHEN.

>> WELL, MAYBE SHE MIGHT NEED A

LITTLE BIT OF YOUR HELP.

>> UM, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT A

GOOD IDEA.

>> OH, IF YOU THINK IT'S A BAD

IDEA, IT MUST BE INCREDIBLE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

WELL, THIS IS NICE.

>> MM-HMM.

>> I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GET YOU

GUYS TOGETHER MORE OFTEN.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> WELL, YEAH.

I MEAN, WE'VE HUNG OUT A FEW

TIMES AND WATCHED A FEW GAMES.

>> YEAH.

>> WELL, BUT, I MEAN, AFTER WE

GET MARRIED, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA

PRACTICALLY BE LIKE BROTHERS,

SO...

>> YOU'RE NOT SISTERS, SO...

NOT REALLY.

>> WELL, WE'RE LIKE...

>> Both: SISTERS.

>> OH, WHICH IS FINE, BUT, YOU

KNOW, GUYS JUST DON'T HANG OUT

LIKE GIRLS, YOU KNOW?

HOW WOULD IT LOOK IF WE WENT TO

THE BARBER SHOP TOGETHER?

>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, WHY DO GIRLS

ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING

TOGETHER?

>> YEAH, LIKE GO TO THE BATHROOM

TOGETHER?

>> WELL, WE GO TO THE BATHROOM

TOGETHER TO TALK ABOUT MEN.

>> OH.

>> OR SHOP TOGETHER?

>> WELL, WE SHOP TOGETHER TO

TALK ABOUT THE CLOTHES WE'RE

GONNA GET WHEN WE'RE WITH OUR

MEN.

>> OR GET MARRIED TOGETHER?

[ ALL CHUCKLE ]

>> WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S JUST

SOMETHING THAT, YOU KNOW, WE'VE

ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.

>> YEAH, THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE

ANYTHING TO DO WITH MEN.

IT'S ABOUT US.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> PLUS, I MEAN, WE'VE ALWAYS

WANTED TO GET MARRIED IN HAWAII.

>> AND WE'RE BOTH GETTING

MARRIED NEXT YEAR.

>> SO, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WHY

TAKE TWO TRIPS TO HAWAII?

>> WHICH WOULD BE SO EXPENSIVE.

>> I MEAN, WHEN WE CAN JUST ALL

GO ON ONE TRIP AND GET MARRIED

TOGETHER.

>> BABY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

>> [ MUTTERING ]

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

>> NOTHING, I --

>> PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY POTATO

SALAD ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA

CHOP IT OFF!

>> YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR POTATO

SALAD -- BITTER AND

DISRESPECTFUL!

>> OH, NO. NO, YOU DIDN'T!

>> OH, YES, I DID!

>> OH!

FIRST, HE INSULTS MY COOKING --

Y COOKING, AND THEN HE INSULTS M

ME?

MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE, NELSON.

MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE!

>> OKAY, LOOK.

JUST PUT THE SPATULA DOWN.

LOOK, I'M SURE HE DIDN'T MEAN

ANYTHING BY THAT.

>> OH, I MEANT IT, AND IT AIN'T

NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!

SHE ASKED ME, "WAS THE FOOD

GOOD?"

AND IT'S NOT GOOD, AND I AIN'T

AFRAID TO SAY IT.

IT AIN'T MY FAULT THAT SHE CAN'T

HANDLE THE TRUTH.

>> I NEVER ASKED FOR YOUR

OPINION.

>> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT A

SECOND OPINION 'CAUSE YOUR

COOKING NEEDS A CAT SCAN!

>> DAD, THAT'S ENOUGH!

>> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I AM NOT STAYING FOR DINNER,

ESPECIALLY WITH HIM.

>> MS. REILLY, I AM SO SORRY.

>> YEAH, NO. NO.

I WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE I SAY

"I DO" BECAUSE IF HE'S ANYTHING

LIKE HIS FATHER, GOD HELP YA!

OH, YEAH! I SAID IT!

GOD HELP YA!

>> POP, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?

>> NOTHING!

I MEAN, NOTHING -- NOTHING BAD.

I MEAN...

OKAY, ALL I SAID WAS SINCE I WAS

BUTTERING THE CORN BREAD,

T-THAT -- THAT'S SHE -- SHE'D

ALLOW ME TO BUTTER HER BISCUITS.

>> WELL, SHE MUST HAVE TOOK THAT

THE WRONG WAY.

Y-YOU DID MEAN THE BISCUITS ON

THE TABLE, RIGHT?

>> THERE'S BISCUITS ON THE TA--

WHOA.

>> YOU HITTIN' ON MY MAMA?

>> OH, ABSOLUTELY.

TILL I REALIZED SHE WAS A BMW.

>> WHAT?

>> BITTER MAN-HATING WOMAN.

OH, BUT I GOT SOMETHING FOR

THAT.

I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE SOMETHING

FOR THAT IF I WAS -- YOU KNOW,

SHE WAS...

I AIN'T GOT NOTHING.

>> MM.

>> OH.

>> ALL Y'ALL LOOKING AT ME CRAZY

LIKE I'M NOT THE ONE THAT GOT

STOLE ALONG WITH A SPATULA!

>> THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.

I'M SORRY, GUYS.

MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE.

>> WELL, I DON'T --

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO, NO, NO.

NO.

NO, NO, NO.

I RUINED DINNER, SO I WILL

LEAVE.

>> MR. HARPER, LOOK, I KNOW HOW

MY MOM CAN BE.

YOU SHOULD STAY, MAN.

JUST...

>> WHOA.

>> OKAY.

>> DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT

AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?

>> YES, SIR.

>> TWOS.

>> TWOS?

>> I-I THINK HE...MEANT DUCES.

>> DUCES.

>> HE DOES THAT OFTEN.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> WELL, THAT WAS JUST AWKWARD.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> I FEEL KIND OF BAD.

>> WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST

CANCEL DINNER.

>> OH, NO, HONEY.

I DON'T FEEL THAT BAD, NOW.

I AM STARVING.

I'M ABOUT TO GET SOME OF THIS

POTATO SALAD.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, MINE IS IN

THE GLASS CONTAINER.

>> I WAS -- I WAS TALKING ABOUT

HIS MAMA'S POTATO SALAD.

>> OH.

>> YEAH, HE'LL BE FINE.

I'LL CALL AND CHECK ON HIM IN A

FEW MINUTES.

>> OKAY.

>> YEAH, WELL, BEFORE WE START

ON THE FOOD AND POTATO SALAD AND

STUFF, YOU KNOW, LEE AND I HAVE

SOME THINGS WE WANT TO TALK TO

YOU LADIES ABOUT.

>> MM-HMM.

>> YEP.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

DID THEY BUY IT?

>> HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER!

>> GOOD!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> GIRL, IF I KNEW I WAS GONNA

MEET A WOMAN LIKE YOU WHEN I

WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I WOULD

HAVE THANKED GOD TWICE.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

ERNEST, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN

THOSE LINES BY ME.

I MEAN, I'VE BEEN AROUND THE

BLOCK MORE THAN ENOUGH.

OBVIOUSLY THERE'S AN ATTRACTION

HERE, AND I THINK WE SHOULD DO

SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

>> WELL...

YOUR PLACE OR MINE?

>> WHO LIVES THE CLOSEST?

I'M ABOUT 10 MINUTES AWAY.

>> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME

THING, RIGHT?

THING, RIGHT?

>> YEAH!

THE "MATLOCK" MARATHON STARTS AT

9:00.

WE HAVE JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GO

TO THE STORE AND GET SOME

POPCORN.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

HOT CHEETOS, TOO?

>> HOT CHEETOS, TOO!

>> OH.

I COULD LOVE YOU.

>> SO, YOU DON'T WANT US TO HAVE

A DOUBLE WEDDING.

>> WELL, WE -- WE THINK IT'S

BEST.

>> BESIDES, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS

KIND OF JUST DECIDED WITHOUT US,

AND WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY SAY,

SO...

>> WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE...

YOU DON'T CARE.

>> WE DIDN'T THINK YOU CARED.

>> BUT WE DO CARE, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S A SPECIAL DAY, AND I DON'T

THINK I WANT TO SHARE WITH

ANOTHER COUPLE, RIGHT?

>> WELL, SEE, 'CAUSE WE'VE HAD

THIS PLANNED OUT SINCE --

>> SEVENTH GRADE.

>> YES, WE KNOW.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

>> WELL, IF YOU HAD PLANNED

SOMETHING THAT LONG AGO, WE

WOULD HONOR IT...

BUT YOU DIDN'T.

>> NO, NO. YOU DIDN'T.

AND, NELSON, YOU DIDN'T EVEN

EVER THINK YOU WERE GONNA GET

MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>> BUT NOW I AM GETTING MARRIED.

I DON'T -- I DON'T THINK I WANT

TWO OTHER PEOPLE STANDING AT THE

ALTAR.

>> WAIT. HOLD ON, NOW.

ONE OF THOSE OTHER PEOPLE IS MY

BEST FRIEND -- MY GIRL SITTING

RIGHT HERE.

>> WHY DON'T WE -- WHAT -- HAVE

YOUR WEDDING ON SATURDAY AND

OURS ON SUNDAY?

I MEAN, THIS WAY WE CAN SAVE

MONEY, AND IT'S A WIN-WIN FOR

EVERYONE.

>> YEAH.

>> I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S A WIN

FOR US.

>> IT'S A COMPROMISE.

IT'S JUST A SUGGESTION.

>> MORE -- MORE THAN A

SUGGESTION.

MORE LIKE A...NUDGE.

>> SEE, I'M STILL NOT

UNDERSTANDING THE WHOLE ISSUE

WITH US HAVING A DOUBLE WEDDING

IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>> BECAUSE YOU DO EVERYTHING

TOGETHER.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO REALIZE

THAT YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSON IN

YOUR LIFE TO CONSIDER.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEY'RE RIGHT.

THEY'RE RIGHT.

WE JUST PLANNED THIS WHOLE

THING.

WE DIDN'T EVEN ASK THEM.

>> BRINN!

>> I THINK THEY'RE RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S TIME THAT WE REALIZE THAT

IT'S NOT JUST US ANYMORE.

>> SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?

FINE.

WHATEVER.

>> BABY.

BABY.

OKAY, I WANT YOU TO BE COOL WITH

THIS.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S STILL GONNA BE

IN HAWAII, AND EVERYTHING'S

GONNA BE PERFECT.

>> I SAID "FINE."

>> YOU SAID "FINE," BUT WHAT YOU

MEAN IS, "I'M GONNA HAVE AN

ATTITUDE FOR THE NEXT THREE

DAYS."

>> FOUR DAYS.

>> YOU GUYS GO AHEAD AND TRY

SOME OF THESE CRACKERS AND

CHEESE.

EXCUSE ME.

MM-HMM.

>> WELL, THAT WENT OVER WELL.

>> YEAH.

>> HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THE

SILENT TREATMENT'S GONNA LAST?

>> SHE SAID FOUR, BUT I'M

THINKING MORE LIKE SIX.

>> PROBABLY EIGHT WITH BRINN.

>> EIGHT? WHOO.

>> SHOOT, I DON'T MIND.

THAT WAY I GET TO STAY IN THE

ROOM AND WATCH FOOTBALL

UNINTERRUPTED AND PLAY VIDEO

GAMES.

I ACTUALLY ENJOY THE SILENT

TREATMENT.

>> HMM.

VIDEO GAMES, FOOTBALL...

PIZZA NIGHT.

OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

>> MM-HMM.

>> HUH.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

AND YOU BETTER NOT HAVE AN

ATTITUDE ABOUT THIS.

>> 10 DAYS!

>> [ SCOFFS ]

[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> [ SCOFFS ]

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

YEAH.

I STILL CARE ABOUT YOU, BUT YOU

KNOW THE DEAL.

OKAY, LOOK.

LOOK, I HAVE TO GO.

>> LET ME GET THESE KEYS AND GET

ON OUT OF HERE.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS?

I THINK I LEFT THEM HERE

SOMEWHERE.

>> I'LL BE IN THE BACK WATCHING

THE GAME.

>> OKAY.

DON'T NOBODY CARE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> VALERIE WANTS US TO STAY

TOGETHER.

>> BUT SHE WAS WITH ANOTHER GUY.

>> SO IF MY DAD CHEATED ON YOU,

WOULD YOU STAY WITH HIM?

>> THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING.

I HAVE A LOT MORE INVESTED IN

YOUR FATHER.

YOU'RE ONLY IN HIGH SCHOOL.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

BUT I REALLY CARE ABOUT HER.

I THINK I MIGHT LOVE HER.

>> WOW.

THE BIG "L" WORD.

>> AND SHE MADE A MISTAKE.

>> WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK

AT IT.

>> SHE TOOK A TEST.

SHE'S NOT PREGNANT.

SHE CALLED, SHE APOLOGIZED, SAYS

SHE WANTS TO WORK THINGS OUT.

>> THIS IS A TRICKY ONE.

DO YOU WANT TO TAKE HER BACK?

>> I GUESS, BRINN.

>> THERE'S THIS SAYING --

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.

FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON ME.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT

MEANS?

>> NOT REALLY.

YOU KNOW I'M NOT AS FAMILIAR

WITH THE BIBLE AS YOU.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S NOT A BIBLE SCRIPTURE.

LOOK, IT JUST MEANS THAT YOU

SHOULDN'T HAVE FOOLED ME ONCE,

BUT IF YOU DO IT TWICE, IT'S MY

OWN FAULT.

>> OH. I KNEW THAT.

>> LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU WERE

GLAD WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THAT YOU

DIDN'T GET VALERIE PREGNANT, BUT

I COULD ALSO TELL YOU WERE A

LITTLE HURT.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

I WASN'T HURT.

I WAS DISAPPOINTED, MAYBE.

I HAD A CHANCE TO GO OUT WITH

OTHER GIRLS AND I DIDN'T.

>> YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, OKAY?

AND GOOD GUYS DESERVE GOOD

GIRLS.

JUST STOP TAKING ALL THIS SO

SERIOUS.

YOU'RE ONLY 16!

>> T'EO, WHEN YOU'RE DONE, WANT

TO GET A GAME IN?

>> OH, YEAH.

I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT.

>> GO AHEAD.

>> THANK YOU, BRINN.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> YOU, UM...

YOU'D MAKE A GREAT MOTHER.

>> IF THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME

SMILE, IT'S NOT WORKING.

>> THAT IS SUPPOSED TO LET YOU

KNOW THAT I WOULD BE A FOOL TO

NOT HAVE A CHILD WITH YOU.

OH, AND, UM...

YOU CAN SMILE NOW.

AND THEN YOU CAN BE MAD

AFTERWARDS.

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> POP, I SEE YOU.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> I'M GRABBING SOME COFFEE

BEFORE I HEAD TO THE OFFICE.

YOU COMING?

>> NO, I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF.

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

>> WHAT?

A MAN CAN'T HAVE A DAY OFF?

>> WHO IS SHE?

GIVE ME THAT.

>> IF YOU MUST KNOW...

I'M GOING OUT WITH THE THIEF

JUST TO GET MY JEWELRY BACK, AND

THAT'S THE LAST THING I WANT TO

HEAR ABOUT IT.

>> I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

>> [ SCOFFS ] WELL, BELIEVE IT.

>> BETTER BE CAREFUL.

>> OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS CLOSE.

>> I KNOW.

IT'S LIKE WE'RE TEENAGERS OR

SOMETHING.

>> [ LAUGHS ] I KNOW.

SO, WHAT WILL US TEENAGERS GET

INTO TODAY?

>> OKAY.

BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT.

>> OKAY. [ IMITATES CLICK ]

>> HOW ABOUT ROLLER SKATING?

>> [ GASPS ]

OH, MY GOSH, IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!

OH, YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN

ROLLER SKATING IN YEARS.

>> OH, MY GOD.

MAN, THESE TWO DAYS HAVE BEEN

SUCH A SURPRISE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> YOU DON'T KNOW THIS ABOUT ME,

BUT I NEVER DATE WOMEN MY AGE.

>> I DON'T DATE AT ALL.

[ LAUGHS ] OH.

ARE WE DATING?

>> ARE WE?

>> I THINK WE'RE DATING.

>> THIS IS, LIKE, FULL-ON

DATING.

>> A REAL DATE?!

>> WE'RE DATING?

>> WE GOT SOME DATE GOING ON.

>> I THINK I'M DATING YOU,

THOUGH.

>> NO, I THINK I'M DATING YOU

FIRST.

>> I DATED YOU FIRST.

I'M SURE I DID.

>> [ Laughing ] THIS IS SO

SILLY.

OH.

OH, MY GOD, WHAT ARE OUR KIDS

GONNA SAY?

>> DO WE HAVE TO TELL THEM?

>> OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY

THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

THEY'RE GONNA TELL US THAT WE

DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING,

AND, YOU KNOW...

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> DO WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING?

>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

THAT'S THE EXCITING PART.

[ CLAPS ]

>> PAULA RILEY...

I LIKE YOU.

>> ERNEST...

I LIKE YOU, TOO.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> GUESS WE LIKE EACH OTHER.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> SILLY.

>> IT'S TIME FOR US TO GET OUR

SKATE ON.

>> I THINK IT SHOULD BE TIME TO

GET SOME SKATE ON.

NOW, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW TO

ROLLER-SKATE?

>> N-NO.

D-DO YOU?

>> NOT REALLY.

>> OH.

>> OH.

>> THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

>> THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESTING.

>> THIS IS GONNA BE SUPERDUPER

INTERESTING.

OH, MY GOD, WE CAN JUST...

[ BOTH HUMMING ]

>> BACK IT UP.

>> [ HUMMING ]

>> HEY, HONEY.

>> CAN YOU BELIEVE MY DAD DIDN'T

SHOW UP TO WORK AT ALL TODAY?

>> HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

MINE WAS GREAT.

THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING THAT --

>> I'M SORRY, BABY.

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

I'M JUST CONCERNED ABOUT HIM.

>> THAT'S OKAY.

WHY? IS HE SICK?

>> NO.

HE PLAYED HOOKY SO HE COULD HANG

OUT WITH THAT GIRL WHO STOLE HIS

JEWELRY.

I THINK HIS DATING IS GETTING

OUT OF HAND.

>> MAYBE IT'S SOME -- I DON'T

KNOW -- MIDLIFE CRISIS THING OR

SOMETHING.

BUT LIKE YOU SAID, I MEAN, AT

LEAST HE'S ENJOYING HIMSELF.

>> YEAH, WELL, HE'S GONNA ENJOY

HIMSELF INTO AN EARLY HEART

ATTACK.

>> WHO IS THE FATHER, AND WHO IS

THE SON?

>> YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN ASKING

MYSELF THAT SAME QUESTION.

>> HE'S FINE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

AS LONG AS HE'S NOT DATING ANY

OF MY FRIENDS, I THINK IT'S

GREAT.

>> I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S A

GOOD IDEA.

>> HE'S FINE.

LOOK, T'EO AND NELSON ARE COMING

OVER IN A LITTLE BIT.

I CALLED THE WEDDING PLANNER,

WENT OVER SOME THINGS, AND I

WANT TO JUST GO OVER THE

DETAILS WITH THEM.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

THAT IS THEM.

>> HEY, LEE.

>> HEY.

>> IS THIS GONNA TAKE LONGER

THAN AN HOUR?

I'M TRYING TO GO TO THE MOVIES.

>> OH, WHAT Y'ALL GOING TO SEE?

>> I'M NOT GOING WITH HIM.

>> YOU STILL MAD AT HIM?

>> UH, YEAH.

>> OH.

>> WELL, YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD AT

LEE?

>> NO.

I MEAN, I WANTED TO BE MAD AT

HIM.

I REALLY DID.

I WAS TRYING TO STAY MAD, BUT HE

SAID HE CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT

HAVING BABIES AND EVERYTHING,

THEN HE KISSED ME ON MY NECK.

>> GIRL, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO

YOU?

>> LOVE.

UH, SO, WAIT A MINUTE.

WE'RE ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT THE

UH, SO, WAIT A MINUTE.

WE'RE ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT THE

WEDDING, THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY

OF OUR LIVES, AND YOU'RE NOT

EVEN TALKING TO YOUR OTHER HALF?

>> HUH, TRY TELLING HER HOW

CRAZY THAT IS.

>> NO, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT

WE HAVE TO CHANGE ALL THE PLANS

THAT WE HAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>> WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT GONNA BE

SO BAD, OKAY?

I GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH A

WEDDING PLANNER.

I TALKED TO HER, AND SHE HAS

SOME REALLY GOOD IDEAS.

SHE WAS SUGGESTING THAT MAYBE ON

FRIDAY, WE COULD ALL SHARE THE

LUAU, HAVE THE DINNER, THE

SPEECHES, THE TOAST ALL THERE.

>> OH, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A

>> OKAY. KEEP GOING.

>> AND I WAS THINKING THAT NOW I

COULD BE YOUR MAID OF HONOR AND

YOU COULD BE MINE.

>> OH, BUT SEE, MY SISTER IS MY

MAID OF HONOR, SO I DON'T

THINK -- I DON'T THINK THAT'S

GONNA WORK.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I COULD BE YOUR MATRON OF HONOR

BECAUSE I'LL ALREADY BE MARRIED

SINCE I'M GETTING MARRIED ON

SATURDAY.

>> NO, BUT REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU

E ARE GETTING MARRIED ON W

SATURDAY, SO I DON'T THINK

THAT'S GONNA --

>> YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT YOU

GUYS COULD SWITCH DAYS.

>> OH.

WELL, SO, YOU'RE JUST SWITCHING

DAYS WITHOUT EVEN TELLING ME?

>> I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.

I WAS SAYING THAT MAYBE IT WOULD

BE BEST IF YOU JUST SWITCHED

DAYS BECAUSE, AS I WAS SAYING,

MY PARENTS, THEY'RE PLANNING A

TRIP TO ANOTHER ISLAND, AND SO

THEY'RE GONNA BE LEAVING.

>> NO, BUT WAIT.

BUT SEE, WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY?

SEE, MY FAMILY IS LEAVING ON

SUNDAY, AND THEY'VE ALREADY

BOOKED THEIR TICKETS, SO I DON'T

KNOW --

>> WELL, WHAT IF WE BOTH GET

MARRIED ON SATURDAY?

>> YEAH, YEAH, ONE IN THE

AFTERNOON AND ONE IN THE

EVENING.

>> Both: WELL, I WANT TO GET

MARRIED AT SUNSET.

>> WELL, WE CAN BOTH GET MARRIED

BACK TO BACK.

>> OH, NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK

AT ALL.

YOU WANT US TO HAVE TWO WEDDINGS

IN A ROW?

NO ONE'S GONNA WANT TO COME TO

THE SECOND WEDDING.

THEY'LL BE TIRED.

IT'D JUST BE BEST IF T'EO

SWITCHED HER DAY TO SUNDAY.

>> OH, OKAY, OKAY.

SO, WHAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IS

TELL ME WHEN I NEED TO CHANGE MY

WEDDING.

>> OKAY, WELL, WHAT I AM GONNA

DO IS TELL YOU THAT I'M GETTING

MARRIED ON SATURDAY AT 7:00

P.M., AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I

ALREADY CALLED THE WEDDING

PLANNER AND FINALIZED ALL THE

ARRANGEMENTS.

>> WHAT?!

YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

>> [ GASPS ]

ME?! SELFISH?!

I AM NOT THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO

GET ENGAGED AFTER HER BEST

FRIEND TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS

GETTING ENGAGED.

>> [ GASPS ]

>> UH, FOR THE RECORD, I WAS

ALREADY PLANNING ON PROPOSING,

SO --

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.

MY BABY WAS ALREADY PLANNING ON

PROPOSING, OKAY?

AND AT LEAST HE'S ALWAYS BEEN MY

BABY, OKAY?

AND AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO

TRICK MY MAN INTO PROPOSING TO

ME BY THREATENING THAT I WAS

GONNA TAKE A JOB OUT OF TOWN.

>> HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT UP!

NOW, YOU KNOW THAT WAS A REAL

JOB OFFER.

BABY, THAT WAS A REAL JOB OFFER.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON

A CONVERSATION ABOUT FLOWERS AND

COLORS!

>> AND SPEAKING OF FLOWERS AND

COLORS, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET

MARRIED FIRST, I GET TO KEEP THE

FLOWERS AND THE COLORS.

>> I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED

FIRST.

I AM GETTING MARRIED FIRST.

I'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT,

AND I DO GET TO KEEP THE

FLOWERS.

WE CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA

OGETHER, OKAY? T

I LOVE THE FLOWERS, AND I WANT

TO KEEP THEM.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE CAN'T

BOTH HAVE THE FLOWERS.

>> NO, IT'S A PROBLEM!

IT'S A PROBLEM, AND IT IS NOT

GONNA HAPPEN, OKAY?

PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST GONNA GO TO

YOUR WEDDING, OKAY, AND THEN

COME TO MINE, AND IT'S GONNA

LOOK LIKE DéJà VU, OKAY?

AM KEEPING THE YELLOW BIRDS I

OF PARADISE.

THANK YOU.

>> AND SO AM I.

>> LADIES, PLEASE.

>> HUSH, NELSON!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT IN THE

FIRST PLACE!

>> UNH-UNH, UNH-UNH, UNH-UNH.

SEE, YOU DON'T REALLY -- OH,

HOLD ON.

YOU DONE REALLY LOST YOUR MIND.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

YOU DONE REALLY LOST YOUR MIND.

YOU NEED TO BRING IT BACK TO

JESUS, OKAY?

'CAUSE YOU DON'T JUST GET TO

YELL AT MY MAN!

STAND UP, BABY.

YEAH, YOU DON'T JUST GET TO YELL

AT MY MAN!

THAT'S MY JOB!

GO AND SIT DOWN, NELSON!

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

SINCE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH

EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE PLANNED,

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST CALL

YOURSELF YOUR OWN WEDDING

PLANNER AND PLAN YOUR OWN

WEDDING.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT IS THE BEST THING YOU SAID

ALL DAY, OKAY?

>> YOU'RE JUST GONNA GRAB YOUR

PURSE?

>> YOU NEED -- OKAY, YOU NEED TO

NOT -- YOU KNOW I'M FROM

DETROIT.

DON'T JUST WALK UP ON ME, OKAY?

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU NEED

TO FIND A NEW MAID OF HONOR.

THANK YOU.

COME ON, NELSON!

WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES.

>> I DIDN'T EVEN ASK YOU TO BE

MY MAID OF HONOR.

I DIDN'T EVEN -- IT WAS A

SUGGESTION.

I WASN'T SAY THAT FOR REAL.

THIS...

>> WHEW!

>> [ GRUMBLING ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?

>> AND I'M GUESSING YOU'RE GONNA

BLAME ALL OF THIS ON ME.

>> NO.

I BLAME MYSELF.

I'VE ALWAYS LET BRINN RUN THE

SHOW, AND NATURALLY, SHE THINKS

THAT SHE CAN STILL DO IT.

THIS IS MY WEDDING, TOO.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

>> [ SIGHS ]

I JUST WANT A PERFECT WEDDING.

>> [ SIGHS ]

IT WILL BE PERFECT.

THIS IS ABOUT US AND OUR UNION.

>> OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT

DAY WE GET MARRIED OR WHO

DECIDES TO SHOW UP TO SEE YOU.

OUR LOVE IS WHAT'S MOST

IMPORTANT.

MM.

>> [ SIGHS ]

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

>> I KNOW, BABY.

I KNOW.

>> MM-HMM.

[ ENGINE REVS ]

>> THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WAS

SUPPOSED TO TURN OUT.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IF YOU ASK

ME --

>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU.

>> HEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE BACK

ON GOOD TERMS.

>> I HAVEN'T FOUGHT WITH T'EO IN

[SIGHS] SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

>> YEAH, BUT, HEY, I THINK BY

TOMORROW EVERYTHING WILL GO BACK

TO NORMAL.

>> I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY

SHE CAN'T CHANGE HER DAY TO

SUNDAY.

>> WELL, BABE, WHY CAN'T WE

CHANGE OURS?

>> BECAUSE I WANT TO GET MARRIED

ON SATURDAY.

I EXPLAINED THAT IN THE

CONVERSATION.

I MEAN, DID YOU NOT HEAR

ANYTHING THAT I SAID?

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

>> HEY, THAT MIGHT BE HER RIGHT

THERE, SEE?

YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WAIT TILL

TOMORROW.

SOONER THAN WE THOUGHT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ SIGHS ]

>> [ GRUNTS ] HEY, SON.

>> HEY, POP.

SO, I TAKE IT, UH, THINGS DIDN'T

GO TOO WELL WITH THE JEWELRY

THIEF.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

NO, NO, ACTUALLY, UH, I-I HURT

MY ARM, UH, ROLLING WITH WILLY.

YEAH, WE WERE ROLLING, AND, YOU

KNOW, WE GOT CON...

>> UH, WELL, ARE YOU OKAY?

>> OH, IT'S JUST A SPRAIN.

[ GRUNTS ]

YEAH.

OH, SON, I NEED TO -- I REALLY

NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

>> OH, DAD, NOT TONIGHT.

>> NO, THIS IS SERIOUS.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA LET YOU TWO TALK,

OKAY?

JUST GONNA GO TO THE BACK, BE IN

THE OTHER ROOM.

NO FRIENDS.

NO MAID OF HONOR.

GOOD NIGHT, MR. HARPER.

>> DAD, PLEASE TELL ME YOU

HAVEN'T FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A

GIRL HALF YOUR AGE.

>> NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD MEET

ANOTHER WOMAN THAT MADE MY SMILE

LIKE YOUR MOM.

BUT I HAVE.

>> WELL, OKAY.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO KNOWN EACH

OTHER?

>> ALL MY LIFE.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS

LIKE.

YOU KNOW ME.

I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANYTHING

LIKE THAT, BUT...

GOD INTRODUCED ME TO HER.

>> ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT DO YOU

NEED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?

OKAY, MY DILEMMA IS THIS.

I'VE BEEN PRETENDING SO LONG...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I LIKE.

I MEAN, FOR REAL...

I HURT MY ARM ROLLER SKATING.

>> ROLLER SKATING?

>> [ Laughing ] YES, ROLLER

SKATING.

WHAT A MAN MY AGE LOOK LIKE

ROLLER SKATING?

BUT, LEE, I HAD FUN.

>> AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

>> I JUST DON'T WANT HER TO

THINK I'M IMMATURE.

SHE'S SO SOPHISTICATED AND --

AND INTELLIGENT.

>> AND SO ARE YOU.

DAD, WHEN YOU STARTED OUR FIRM,

YOU HAD ONE ACCOUNT.

NOW YOU'VE GOT OVER 30.

YOU'RE, LIKE, ONE OF THE MOST

SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE I KNOW.

>> [ CLICKS ] BUT I'M BORING.

I MEAN, EVEN YOU SAID IT, AND --

AND YOU AS BORING AS IT GO.

>> YEAH, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

YOU HAVE TO STOP HAVING FUN.

JUST STOP WEARING THE CHAIN.

>> YOU USED MY WORDS.

[ LAUGHS ]

I KNEW YOU LIKED IT.

>> LOOK, JUST BE YOURSELF, AND

YOU'LL BE FINE.

I MEAN, THAT'S THE ADVICE YOU

GAVE ME WHEN I FIRST STARTED

DATING, REMEMBER?

>> Y-YEAH, YEAH, I REMEMBER.

UM, BUT, SON, YOU WERE A

GOOFBALL.

AND I JUST FIGURED THAT IF I LET

YOU BE YOUR GOOFY, NATURAL SELF

THAT THE LITTLE, FAST-TAIL GIRLS

WOULDN'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

AND IT WORKED.

>> WAIT A MINUTE. YOU SET ME UP?

>> I SET YOU UP FOR A BRIGHT

FUTURE.

>> [ SIGHS, LAUGHS ]

YOU LIED TO ME.

>> HEY, THAT'S PARENTING 101.

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, AT THE END

OF THE DAY, I JUST WANT YOU TO

BE HAPPY, ALL RIGHT?

HEY, SHE IS AT LEAST MY AGE?

>> HAPPY.

SHE MAKES ME HAPPY.

THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.

>> THERE YOU GO.

>> [ SIGHS ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

>> NOW, GET READY TO DEAL WITH

HAT IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP. T

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, THAT'S ONE THING YOUR

DADDY KNOW HOW TO DO IS KEEP A

WOMAN SMILING NOW.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

>> HELLO?

HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

Yeah, yeah, I think we should

talk about the wedding, too.

MM-HMM, SHE'S MISERABLE, AS

WELL.

ALL RIGHT, I'M ON MY WAY.

SAY, UH, BABE, UM, I'M GONNA

STEP OUT FOR A SECOND.

MOVE, POP.

MM.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOCK YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON.

I'M GOING, I'M GOING.

>> WHAT YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING?

>> YOU AIN'T ABOUT TO LEAVE ME

WITH THE YELLOW ASSASSIN.

>> [ GASPS ]

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> UM, SO, WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENED

TO YOUR FOOT AGAIN?

>> I SAID I FELL.

>> MM, DOING WHAT?

>> [ SIGHS ]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I CAME OVER HERE

TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

[ SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL, UH, ABOUT ME

SEEING SOMEONE?

>> A MAN OR A THERAPIST?

>> NOW, WHY WOULD I NEED TO SEE

A THERAPIST?

I -- [GASPS]

YOU THINK I'M CRAZY!

>> NO, NO. [ SPUTTERS, SCOFFS ]

THAT WAS A JOKE.

I WAS JUST PLAYING.

[ WHIMPERS ]

>> HMPH. I'VE BEEN SEEING A MAN.

>> YOU KNOW, ME AND T'EO WAS

JUST SAYING THAT YOU NEED A MAN

SO YOU CAN STAY OUT OF --

>> I CAN STAY OUT OF WHAT?

>> UM...

CHURCH.

YOU KNOW, YOU GO TO A LOT OF

CHURCH.

YOU GOT TUESDAYS, OF COURSE

SUNDAYS, AND WEDNESDAY'S BIBLE

STUDIES.

>> [ GRUNTING ]

>> I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE DATING.

>> THANK YOU.

>> WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME AGAIN?

>> WELL, I...

MIGHT NOT BE AS AVAILABLE FOR

YOU ANYMORE.

>> GOOD. I MEAN, UH...

GOOD FOR YOU.

BAD FOR ME.

YEAH, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO

COPE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> BUT WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

JUST...

THIS GUY I MET.

UM, YOU KNOW, YOU'LL MEET HIM AT

THE RIGHT TIME.

SO, WHERE'S MY GIRL T'EO?

>> SHE'S NOT SPEAKING WITH ME

RIGHT NOW.

>> [ SIGHS ]

NOW, I HOPE THIS WEDDING IS

STILL HAPPENING.

>> SINCE WHEN DO YOU GET SO

EXCITED ABOUT OUR WEDDING?

>> [ Singsong voice ] SINCE I

GOT ME A DATE TO TAKE ME TO

HAWAII.

>> [ Singsong voice ] OH, WELL,

WE'RE NOT PAYING FOR YOUR DATE.

>> OH, I THINK HE'LL ALREADY BE

THERE.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

[ Normal voice ] WHAT?

>> [ Normal voice ] WE'LL TALK

ABOUT THAT.

>> WHAT?

>> YEAH, YOU.

>> I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.

>> LEE, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

>> HEY!

>> A'IGHT?

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> LEE. HI.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

>> OH, Y-YOU TWO, DON'T START.

>> NO, WE AIN'T GONNA START.

>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

>> OH, UH, I FELL.

AGH!

>> THERE'S A LOT OF FALLING

GOING ON AROUND HERE.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I SHOULD GO.

[ GRUNTS ]

>> OH, I GOT YOU.

>> NO, NO, BABY, I'M -- I'M

GOOD, I'M GOOD.

>> YOU SURE?

>> LET HER GO.

>> YES.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> YEAH, TAKE IT EASY.

>> OKAY! AGH!

>> MAMA, YOU JUST HIT HIM WITH

YOUR CANE.

I SAW THAT.

>> NO, HONEY, THIS CANE IS

EALLY SLIPPERY. R

HONEY, COULD YOU HELP ME, UH,

OUT TO THE CAR, PLEASE?

>> YEAH.

>> WHOA, HOLD ON, YOUNG FELLA.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

UH, UH, MR. HARPER IS GOING TO,

UH, HELP ME OUT TO THE CAR

'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

'CAUSE HE OWE ME!

>> YEAH, I OWE HER.

>> YES, YOU OWE ME!

>> ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, I OWE YOU SO MUCH.

>> BYE, LEE. UH, BYE, BABY.

I'LL SEE YOU.

>> YEAH.

>> JUST HELP ME OUT TO THE CAR!

>> YOU GOT IT.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A THING TO

HELP YOU, LIKE, AS IF I'M NOT

RANDOMLY INJURED, AS WELL.

>> O-KAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT

THOSE TWO.

I CAN'T REALLY...

>> WEIRD IS NORMAL FOR MY DAD.

>> HEY, YOU WANT SOMETHING TO

DRINK?

'CAUSE THAT WORE ME OUT.

>> SO, MAN, I'M THINKING MAYBE

WE SHOULD GO AHEAD WITH THIS

DOUBLE WEDDING THING.

>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER

SEEN THEM ARGUE LIKE THAT.

>> BRINN'S MOPING AROUND THE

HOUSE.

>> YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE THING FOR

HEM NOT TO SPEAK TO US, BUT T

NOW THEY'RE JUST DOWNRIGHT

PITIFUL.

>> I HATE SEEING HER LIKE THAT.

>> T'EO WENT HOME IN TEARS.

>> WELL, IT HAS BEEN THEIR

LIFELONG DREAM.

>> [ SIGHS ]

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THAT

SERIOUS, BUT IF THIS WILL GET

THINGS BACK TO NORMAL, I'M ALL

FOR IT.

>> YEAH.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> SAY, WHAT IF THIS IS JUST THE

START?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> LIKE, I MEAN, WHAT IF THEY

WANT TO DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER

LIKE GET A NEW HOUSE?

>> [ SIGHS ]

HAVE KIDS.

>> HEY, HEY, DON'T EVEN THINK

ABOUT GETTING T'EO PREGNANT

WITHOUT CHECKING WITH ME FIRST.

>> AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT

BUYING BRINN ANYTHING UNTIL

YOU'VE CLEARED IT WITH ME.

>> SO, BASICALLY, WE'RE MARRYING

EACH OTHER.

>> YEAH.

>> WELL, I WAS KIND OF THINKING

ABOUT BUYING BRINN A NEW CAR.

>> DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

>> COOL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HEY, SO, W-WHAT HAPPENED TO MY

DAD?

>> YEAH.

HEY, WHAT IF HE -- HE AND MY MOM

RAN OFF TOGETHER?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> UH, NAH.

>> YEAH, YEAH, THAT WOULDN'T

WORK, YOU KNOW?

YOUR DAD COULDN'T GET MY MOM

ANYWAY.

HE'S TOO FLY.

>> MY DAD'S A PLAYER, MAN.

>> BRINN, BABY, I'M BACK.

FEELING BETTER?

>> NOT REALLY.

>> WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWS THAT

MIGHT CHANGE ALL THAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> MM.

I DOUBT IT.

>> I JUST LEFT NELSON, AND HE

AND I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A

DOUBLE WEDDING.

>> REALLY?

>> YEAH, YEAH.

IT'S JUST NOT WORTH YOU AND T'EO

ARGUING.

>> WELL, ARE YOU SURE?

I MEAN, YOU AND NELSON HAD SOME

REALLY GOOD POINTS, AND YOUR

OPINION COUNTS.

>> WHAT WE WANT IS FOR OUR WOMEN

TO BE HAPPY, AND IF THAT MEANS

HAVING A DOUBLE WEDDING, SO BE

IT.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

SHE SAID SOME PRETTY HARSH

THINGS.

>> YOU TWO HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER

FOR A LONG TIME.

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FRIENDS.

I'M SURE ONCE YOU CALL HER AND

GIVE HER THE GOOD NEWS, SHE'LL

BE FINE.

>> SHE THINKS I'M BOSSY.

>> YOU ARE.

BUT SHE LOVES YOU ANYWAY, JUST

LIKE ME.

>> I DO LOVE YOU.

MM.

>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.

GO AHEAD, GIVE HER A CALL.

SHARE THAT GOOD NEWS, GIRL.

DOUBLE WEDDING -- WE GOING TO

HAWAII.

>> I HOPE THAT SHE TAKES MY

CALL.

>> SHE WILL.

HAWAII, YEAH!

>> HELLO.

HEY, GIRL.

YEAH, IT WORKED.

GIRL, YEAH, THEY CHANGED THEIR

MINDS.

UH-HUH.

EVERYTHING IS BACK ON.

YOU ALREADY KNOW.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE.

[ LAUGHING MISCHIEVOUSLY ]

OH, I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY

THOUGHT THEY WERE MESSING WITH.

[ LAUGHING MISCHIEVOUSLY ]

[ Singsong voice ] OOH, WE'RE

GOING TO HAWAII.

WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII.

WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII.

WE'RE GOING TO -- OUCH!

[ Normal voice ] REALLY, GOD?

I KNOW.

I KNOW WE WAS BEING MESSY, BUT,

OH, GEEZ, GOD, MY KNEE.

>> WE'RE ADULTS.

>> RIGHT, AND THERE'S NO REASON

WE SHOULD BE HIDING THIS FROM

OUR CHILDREN.

>> I MEAN, COME ON, REALLY, WHAT

CAN THEY SAY?

>> THEY CAN'T SAY ANYTHING.

E'RE THE PARENTS. W

>> RIGHT.

>> WE TELL THEM.

>> RIGHT!

>> PAULA, I HAVEN'T FELT THIS

WAY SINCE I MET MY WIFE.

I JUST HOPE YOU BELIEVE ME.

>> I AM A GREAT JUDGE OF

CHARACTER, AND I DO BELIEVE YOU.

>> ENOUGH.

ENOUGH OF THIS SNEAKING AROUND.

WE TELL THEM TODAY.

>> YOU'RE SURE?

>> WE HAVE TO.

>> WHAT?

>> DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT

FIRST SIGHT?

>> I BELIEVE IT SAVES A WHOLE

LOT OF TIME.

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> MM-HMM.

CAN YOU GET THAT SPOT RIGHT

HERE?

>> [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M HAPPY YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND

ABOUT THE WEDDING, BUT HOW LONG

DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?

>> TILL ALL THIS STRESS IS GONE.

>> WELL, THAT COULD TAKE ALL

DAY.

>> WELL, YOU'D BETTER SQUEEZE

HARDER.

OUCH! GIRL!

>> IT'S DEEP TISSUE.

>> MORE LIKE DEEP TORTURE.

CAN YOU -- TAP OUT.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

>> OH.

>> PLEASE.

SQUEEZING ALL HARD AND STUFF.

>> YOU KNOW I'M STRONG NOW.

>> YEAH, BUT YOU WERE TOO STRONG

ON THAT ONE, GIRL.

BROKE MY SHOULDER.

>> [ SHOUTS ]

>> THE WEDDING IS BACK ON, MY

FRIEND!

>> YES, IT IS, MY FRIEND!

>> COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

>> WHAT'S UP, MAN?

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> GUESS THINGS ARE BACK TO

NORMAL, HUH?

>> YEAH.

>> I'M SORRY ABOUT THOSE THINGS

I SAID TO YOU.

>> UM, IT'S OKAY.

I UNDERSTAND.

UH, IMPORTANT THING IS THAT IT'S

ALL OVER.

>> YES, YES, THAT IS THE

IMPORTANT THING.

AND GUESS WHAT?

[ Singsong voice ] I PICKED OUT

MY DRESS!

[ Normal voice ] I WENT WITH THE

MERMAID STYLE LIKE YOU

SUGGESTED -- PEARL WHITE.

>> I'M WEARING PEARL WHITE, TOO!

>> [ GASPS ]

[ BOTH SQUEALING ]

>> HEY, HEY, HEY.

MY TUX IS JET BLACK.

>> MINE, TOO!

[ BOTH SQUEALING ]

>> WE DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT.

>> NO, YOU SOUND 10 TIMES WORSE.

>> WE'RE JUST EXCITED ABOUT THE

WEDDING BEING BACK ON.

>> YEAH.

>> A LITTLE TOO EXCITED.

I MEAN, WHEN WE ARGUE, IT TAKES

YOU, LIKE, DAYS TO GET OVER IT.

YOU GOT OVER THIS PRETTY

QUICKLY.

>> DID YOU PICK OUT YOUR BOUQUET

YET?

>> MM-HMM, I DID, GIRL.

IT'S RIGHT HERE ON PAGE 97.

>> OOH, LET ME SEE.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

>> I THINK WE GOT PLAYED.

>> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

HEY, BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT, IT'S

GOOD TO SEE THEM SMILING AGAIN.

>> YEAH.

>> HONEY, WHERE ARE WE GOING ON

OUR HONEYMOON?

>> IT'S A SURPRISE.

>> BUT --

>> IT'S A SURPRISE.

>> OH, HE GOT THE DEEP VOICE ON

HIM.

>> OH.

>> WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER?

>> NOWHERE.

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN HAWAII.

THAT'S A HONEYMOON AND A WEDDING

IN ONE.

>> I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

SAY, BABE, UH, YOURS IS A

SURPRISE, TOO.

YOU KNOW YOU HEARD ME.

YOU KNOW YOU HEARD ME.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> ONLY WAY WE CAN SURVIVE IS IF

WE STICK TOGETHER.

>> OOH, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT

THESE INVITATIONS?

>> LET ME SEE.

>> SAY, MAYBE WE CAN GET IN ON

THIS CONVERSATION?

>> I WAS THINKING, UH, THE PEACH

WITH BROWN WRITING.

OH, YEAH, OKAY.

>> OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

>> UM, AND IT WOULD SAY, "LOVE

WILL KEEP US TOGETHER" ACROSS

THE TOP.

THAT COULD BE THE THEME OF THE

WHOLE WEDDING.

>> I LOVE THAT!

>> AWW!

>> AWW!

>> DOES THIS THING MEAN THAT

LOVE WILL KEEP YOU TWO TOGETHER

OR US?

'CAUSE I'M...

>> STOP BEING ALL DRAMATIC.

NOW, YOU ALREADY KNOW I MEAN

YOU.

>> AND YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I

LOVE T'EO THAT NONE OF THIS

WOULD MEAN ANYTHING WITHOUT YOU.

NOW, YOU KNOW IT'S ABOUT US.

AWW.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

>> OH.

I'LL GET THE DOOR.

I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE EXPECTING

SOMEBODY.

>> HELLO. HI, BABY.

>> OH!

>> HI.

>> MOM, MR. HARPER, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING HERE?

>> GO RIGHT AHEAD.

>> WELL...

WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

FIRST OF ALL...

I AM IN LOVE WITH PAULA.

>> WHAT?!

>> THAT'S RIGHT, AND WE DON'T

WANT TO HEAR ANY LIP ABOUT IT.

>> SO, YOU TWO ARE AN ACTUAL

COUPLE?

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

NOT ONLY ARE WE A COUPLE, WE'RE

ALSO A COUPLE WHO LOVES TO SAVE

SOME MONEY.

>> YES, WE DO.

>> YES, WE DO.

>> WE DO.

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> WELL...

MY BABY HAS ALWAYS WANTED A

DESTINATION WEDDING.

>> UH-OH.

>> SO...

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN HAWAII!

>> CAN YOU SAY TRIPLE WEDDING?

>> Both: HOLLA!

>> [ GRUNTS ] GET IT. COME ON.

>> AND I GOT MY THEME ALREADY

PICKED OUT.

COME SIT WITH ME.

MY COLORS ARE WHITE AND TEAL.

>> NO, SEE, THAT'S NOT GONNA

WORK.

SEE, I WANT YELLOW BIRDS OF

PARADISE.

>> YES, WE'VE BEEN...

>> WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

>> BY THE TIME THIS WEDDING GETS

HERE, THIS WILL BE BOTH OF YOUR

FAVORITE COLORS.

NOW, I GOT BOOKS, I GOT BOOKS.

>> NOW, WHAT WE NEED TO TALK

ABOUT IS THE BACHELOR PARTY.

>> BACHELOR PARTY!

>> YEAH!

>> I'M NOT REALLY LIKING WHAT

YOU DECIDED, AND I'M NOT QUITE

SURE --

>> SHOCKER RIGHT THERE.

>> OH, NO, BABY, THAT'S NOT

GONNA WORK FOR ME.

I AM THINKING SEAFOOD.

>> WELL, SEE, I'M ALLERGIC.

I'M ALLERGIC.

>> * IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* IS LOVE ENOUGH?

* OH, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH

* WE WONDER IF IT'S ENOUGH, BUT

WE NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH LOVE *

* NEVER TOO MUCH LOVE

>> * NEVER TOO MUCH