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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,366 ( wind whistling) 2 00:00:22,866 --> 00:00:27,300 ( Theme from "Jaws" playing) 3 00:01:02,466 --> 00:01:05,400 ( tense, thrilling theme playing) 4 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,410 MAN ( over PA ): The white zone is for immediate loading 5 00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:31,930 and unloading of passengers only. 6 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:34,330 There is no stopping in the red zone. 7 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,290 WOMAN (over PA): The white zone is for immediate loading 8 00:01:38,290 --> 00:01:40,930 and unloading of passengers only. 9 00:01:40,930 --> 00:01:43,840 There is no stopping in the red zone. 10 00:01:45,850 --> 00:01:48,160 MAN: The white zone is for immediate loading 11 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,710 and unloading of passengers only. 12 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:53,200 There is no stopping in the red zone. 13 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,310 WOMAN: The white zone is for immediate loading 14 00:01:57,310 --> 00:02:00,190 and unloading of passengers only. 15 00:02:00,190 --> 00:02:04,870 There is no stopping in the red zone. 16 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:06,610 Hello. We'd like you to have this flower 17 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:08,380 from the Religious Consciousness Church. 18 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:09,669 Would you care to make a donation? 19 00:02:09,669 --> 00:02:11,530 No, but thank you, anyway. 20 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:13,266 ( thrilling theme continues playing) 21 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,120 MAN: The red zone is for immediate loading 22 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,460 and unloading of passengers only. 23 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:20,800 There is no stopping in the white zone. 24 00:02:22,580 --> 00:02:25,100 WOMAN: No, the white zone is for loading and unloading, 25 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:29,300 and there is no stopping in the red zone. 26 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:32,510 MAN: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. 27 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:34,880 There is never stopping in a white zone. 28 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:37,280 WOMAN: Don't tell me which zone is for stopping 29 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,020 and which zone is for loading. 30 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,820 MAN: Listen, Betty, don't start up 31 00:02:40,820 --> 00:02:42,530 with your white-zone shit again. 32 00:02:45,890 --> 00:02:47,630 Hello. We'd like you to have this flower 33 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:49,880 from the Church of Religious Consciousness. 34 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:51,620 Would you like to make a donation? 35 00:02:51,650 --> 00:02:52,400 No, thanks. 36 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,360 We gave at the office. 37 00:02:58,610 --> 00:03:00,980 WOMAN 2 ( over PA ): Flight 988 to Milwaukee 38 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,490 is now in the final boarding process at gate 34. 39 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:02,990 ( beeps ) 40 00:03:02,990 --> 00:03:04,610 Would you put all your metal objects 41 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:05,780 into this dish, please? 42 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:17,330 MAN: There's just no stopping in a white zone. 43 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:19,700 WOMAN: Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend? 44 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,110 We both know perfectly well 45 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:22,550 what it is you're talking about. 46 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,620 You want me to have an abortion. 47 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:26,780 MAN: It's really the only sensible thing to do, 48 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:28,070 if it's done properly. 49 00:03:28,070 --> 00:03:30,530 Therapeutically, there's no danger involved. 50 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:32,150 Taxi! 51 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,483 ( brakes screech ) 52 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,033 ( horns honking ) 53 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:41,990 I'll be back in a minute. 54 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:51,410 Hello, sir. We'd like you to have this flower 55 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:53,000 on behalf of the Church of Religious Consciousness. 56 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,320 Would you care--? 57 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:12,800 Hey, Larry, where's the forklift? 58 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,520 Forklift? 59 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:15,410 It's over there by the baggage loader. 60 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:20,459 MAN: Look out! 61 00:04:20,899 --> 00:04:23,300 ( people screaming ) 62 00:04:33,870 --> 00:04:34,470 Elaine! 63 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:35,340 Ted! 64 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,707 ( romantic theme playing) 65 00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:38,370 I came home early and found your note. 66 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:40,650 I...guess you meant for me to read it later. 67 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:42,720 Elaine, I've gotta talk to you. 68 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:45,660 I just don't wanna go over it anymore. 69 00:04:46,290 --> 00:04:48,360 I know things haven't been right for a long time, 70 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,440 but it'll be different. 71 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:51,180 Like it was in the beginning. 72 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:53,820 If you'll just be patient, I can work things out. 73 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:57,240 I have been patient, and I've tried to help, 74 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,160 but you wouldn't even let me do that. 75 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:04,090 Don't you feel anything for me at all anymore? 76 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:08,480 It takes so many things to make love last. 77 00:05:08,630 --> 00:05:11,030 Most of all, it takes respect. 78 00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:14,210 And I can't live with a man I don't respect. 79 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:17,233 ( melancholy theme plays) 80 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:21,880 What a pisser. 81 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:34,550 WOMAN 2 ( over PA ): Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone. 82 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:37,460 Captain Clarence Oveur, white courtesy phone. 83 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:44,600 OPERATOR: No, the white phone. 84 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:45,140 Oh. 85 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:49,910 This is Captain Oveur. 86 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:52,140 OPERATOR: One moment for your call from the Mayo Clinic. 87 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:52,640 Uh-huh. 88 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,890 WOMAN 2: Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone. 89 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:56,450 Captain Clarence Oveur. 90 00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:57,350 I've got it! 91 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:58,220 WOMAN 2: Thank you. 92 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,530 OPERATOR: Go ahead with your call. 93 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,780 MAN ( over phone ): Uh, this is Dr. Brody at the Mayo Clinic. 94 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:05,540 There's a passenger on your Chicago flight, 209'er. 95 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:08,810 A little girl named Lisa Davis, en route to Minneapolis. 96 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:10,820 She's scheduled for a heart transplant, 97 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:11,930 and we'd like you to tell her mother 98 00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:13,880 that we found a donor an hour ago. 99 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,830 We have the heart here ready for surgery. 100 00:06:15,830 --> 00:06:17,180 We must have the recipient 101 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:19,490 on the operating table within six hours. 102 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:20,960 I want you to make sure 103 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,580 that she's kept in a reclined position, 104 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,758 and that a continuous watch is kept on her IV. 105 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:28,370 Also, it's very important that she remain calm. 106 00:06:28,370 --> 00:06:30,680 OPERATOR: Excuse me, this is the operator, Captain Oveur. 107 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,960 I have an emergency call for you on line five 108 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,130 from a Mr. Hamm. 109 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,830 All right, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo. 110 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,264 ( tense, thrilling theme resumes playing) 111 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:41,830 ( sirens blaring ) 112 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:05,720 Look. You'll be back in town tomorrow night. 113 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,880 We'll...have dinner. We'll talk things over. 114 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:08,600 I won't be back. 115 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,160 I've requested the Atlanta run. 116 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:11,480 Elaine... 117 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,420 I promise I can change. 118 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:15,830 Then why didn't you take the job 119 00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:17,750 that Louie Netz offered you at Boeing? 120 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:19,850 You know I haven't been able 121 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:21,590 to get near a plane since the war. 122 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:24,000 Even if I could, 123 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,190 they wouldn't hire me because of my war record. 124 00:07:26,370 --> 00:07:27,690 Your war record? 125 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,880 You're the only one keeping that alive. 126 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,250 For everyone else, it's ancient history. 127 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,230 You expect me to believe that? 128 00:07:34,770 --> 00:07:35,820 It's the truth. 129 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:38,700 What's hurt you the most is your record since the war. 130 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,620 Different cities, different jobs. 131 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:41,820 And not one of them shows 132 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:44,400 you can accept any real responsibility. 133 00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:46,230 Elaine, if you just give me one more-- 134 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,160 It's too late, Ted. 135 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,500 When I get back to Chicago, 136 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,780 I'm going to start my life all over again. 137 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,220 I'm sorry. 138 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,820 ( tragic theme playing) 139 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,680 Excuse me, we'd like you to have this flower 140 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,210 from the Church of Religious Conscious-- 141 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:00,990 Ooh! 142 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:05,866 ( dark, ominous theme playing) 143 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,433 ( indistinct chatter ) 144 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,920 Good evening. Hi. 145 00:08:11,070 --> 00:08:12,960 Well, good evening. Oh, there you go. 146 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,400 You can just follow all the way back. 147 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:15,450 Thank you. Hi, how are you tonight? 148 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:16,170 Hello. 149 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:21,330 Any word on that, uh, storm 150 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:22,620 lifting over Salt Lake, Clarence? 151 00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:24,600 No, not likely, Victor. 152 00:08:25,290 --> 00:08:26,790 I just reviewed the area report 153 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:29,370 for 1600 hours through 2400. 154 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,000 Uh-huh. 155 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,159 There's an occluded front stalled over the Dakotas, 156 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,750 backed up all the way to Utah. 157 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,690 Yeah, well, if she decides to push over to the Great Lakes, 158 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:37,740 it could get plenty soupy. 159 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:38,400 Uh-huh. 160 00:08:38,820 --> 00:08:40,470 Hey, what about that southern route around Tulsa? 161 00:08:40,950 --> 00:08:42,750 Well, I double-checked the terminal forecast, 162 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:46,290 and the wind's aloft, and IFR ceilings all the way. 163 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,550 Where do they top out? 164 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:50,130 Well, there's some light scattered cover at 20,000, 165 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,120 icing around 18. 166 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:52,154 ( screams ) 167 00:08:52,254 --> 00:08:53,420 ( crash, clatter ) 168 00:08:53,523 --> 00:08:54,990 It looks like the original flight plan 169 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:56,790 over Denver is the best bet. 170 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,080 OVEUR: Denver it is. 171 00:08:58,110 --> 00:08:59,250 Sorry, Clarence. 172 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,350 Latest weather report shows everything socked in 173 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:02,700 from Salt Lake to Lincoln. 174 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,770 OVEUR: Oh, hi, Roger. Glad to have you aboard. 175 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,720 Victor, this is Roger Murdock. Victor Basta. 176 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:08,250 How do you do, Roger? Nice to meet you. 177 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,440 Roger, I was telling Victor, 178 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:14,160 I reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400. 179 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:19,260 There's a-- An occluded front stalled over the Dakotas. 180 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,060 ( indistinct chatter ) 181 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,190 There you go. Thank you. 182 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:32,950 Can you tell me if Elaine Dickinson 183 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:33,760 is on this flight? 184 00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:36,610 Well, the, uh, whole flight crew has boarded. 185 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:37,840 Let me see. 186 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:41,080 Oh, yes. She is on board. 187 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,210 I'd like one ticket to Chicago. 188 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:47,680 No baggage. 189 00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:49,280 ( horns honking ) 190 00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:55,260 Smoking or nonsmoking? 191 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,760 Smoking, please. 192 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,050 There. Have a nice trip. 193 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:12,333 ( ominous theme plays) 194 00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:19,690 COMMANDER: Striker, this is Red Leader Four. 195 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:23,030 Primary target covered by fog. 196 00:10:23,030 --> 00:10:25,070 The decision to proceed is yours. 197 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:27,440 The decision is yours. 198 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:30,470 Is yours. 199 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:31,130 Is yours. 200 00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:32,533 ( engine roars ) 201 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:41,500 Shit, man. 202 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:45,400 That honky mofo mess with my ol' lady, 203 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,090 got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know? 204 00:10:46,090 --> 00:10:48,130 Shit. Hey, home, I can dig it. 205 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,200 He ain't gonna lay no rap on you. 206 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,310 I say, hey, sky. 207 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:52,840 This other say I once see, 208 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,850 pray to J, I did the same-ol'-same-ol'. 209 00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:57,100 Hey, knock yo'self a pro, slick. 210 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:59,020 That grey matter back got perform' us down, 211 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,000 I'll take TCBin', man. 212 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,380 Hey, you know what they say. 213 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,450 See a broad that give that booty action... 214 00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:07,600 BOTH: Lay her down or smack-'em-yack-'em. 215 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,560 Cold, got to be! You know? 216 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:14,190 Shit. 217 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:19,366 ( sweeping, romantic theme playing) 218 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,500 Nervous? 219 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,210 Yes. 220 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,790 First time? 221 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,790 No, I've been nervous lots of times. 222 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,333 ( tender, gentle theme playing) 223 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,240 Hi, we'll be taking off real soon, 224 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,980 so I better fasten you in tight. 225 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,030 Thank you. 226 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,280 Oh, Mother, this is so exciting. 227 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,010 I know, but remember, you must get some rest. 228 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,420 That's good advice. 229 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:18,270 You relax, and I'll be back right after we take off. 230 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:18,720 Thank you. 231 00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:23,790 God, Bill, I'm gonna miss you so much. 232 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,020 Oh, I'm gonna miss you too. 233 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,120 Promise you'll write? 234 00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:28,487 ( laughs ) 235 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,690 Every day. 236 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:32,540 ( sobbing ): Bill! 237 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,000 Better get onboard, son. 238 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,780 CONDUCTOR: All aboard! 239 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,920 209'er to ground control. We're loaded and ready to taxi. 240 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:43,970 Goodbye, Bill! 241 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,010 Goodbye, darling! 242 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,660 I love you, darling! 243 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:50,630 TOWER: 209'er, taxi to runway 19'er. 244 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:54,260 Goodbye, darling! 245 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,290 Have your picture taken the minute you get there 246 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,760 and send me one, all right? 247 00:12:58,760 --> 00:12:59,930 Okay. Here, hurry. 248 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:02,650 Oh! 249 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:04,780 But your watch. You shouldn't. 250 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,020 You're gonna need this. 251 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,520 It's all right. It doesn't work. 252 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:09,970 Bill! 253 00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:13,180 Goodbye, darling! 254 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:13,690 Bill-- 255 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:14,470 Oh! 256 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:15,472 Bill! Bill-- 257 00:13:15,472 --> 00:13:17,050 Oh! With me all the time. 258 00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:18,100 I swear to you! So long, darling. 259 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,660 Take care of yourself. Goodbye! 260 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:22,150 Flight 209'er, you're cleared for takeoff. 261 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,380 Roger. Huh? 262 00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:26,440 L.A. departure frequency, 123.9'er. 263 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,220 Roger. 264 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:27,730 Huh? 265 00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:29,800 Request vector. Over. 266 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:30,070 What? 267 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,520 Flight 209'er, clear for vector 324. 268 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:34,960 We have clearance, Clarence. 269 00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:35,710 Roger, Roger. 270 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:36,760 What's our vector, Victor? 271 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,820 VICTOR: Tower radioed clearance, over. 272 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,280 OVEUR: That's Clarence Oveur, over. 273 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,270 VICTOR: Roger. ROGER: Huh? 274 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,550 TOWER: Roger. Over. OVEUR: What? 275 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,680 ROGER: Huh? VICTOR: Who? 276 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:50,280 ( suspenseful theme playing) 277 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:13,770 Do you feel all right, sir? 278 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,820 Oh. I haven't flown for a long time. 279 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,050 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 280 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,490 this is Captain Oveur speaking. Here you go. 281 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:32,760 ( over PA ): We'll be cruising at 36,000 feet this evening. 282 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,260 WOMAN: Stewardess? 283 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,980 Our arrival time in Chicago 284 00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:38,100 will be 10:45 p.m. Central time. 285 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:38,370 The temperature there is currently 62 degrees, 286 00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:43,350 with a 20 percent chance of precipitation. 287 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,960 Meanwhile, relax and enjoy your flight. 288 00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:47,670 Would you like something to read? 289 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,710 Do you have anything light? 290 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:50,580 Uh... 291 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,250 How about this leaflet: 292 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,560 "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"? 293 00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:57,960 Yes. Thank you. 294 00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:01,260 Ted! What are you doing here? 295 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,760 Elaine, I've got to talk to you. 296 00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:05,400 Y-y-you shouldn't have come. I don't have time now. 297 00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:06,180 WOMAN: Oh, stewardess? 298 00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:07,710 Excuse me. 299 00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:10,320 But-- 300 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:23,510 No wonder you're upset. 301 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:25,310 She's lovely. 302 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,460 And a darling figure. 303 00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:32,770 Supple, pouting breasts. 304 00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:34,450 Firm thighs. 305 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,570 It's a shame you two don't get along. 306 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,700 Oh, yes, I know. 307 00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:43,190 Things used to be different. 308 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,530 I remember when we first met. 309 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:51,070 It was during the war. 310 00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:54,520 I was in the Air Force, 311 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,730 stationed in Drambuie off the Barbary Coast. 312 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,850 I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar. 313 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,540 It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf, 314 00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:07,090 populated with every reject and cutthroat 315 00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:08,740 from Bombay to Calcutta. 316 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,840 It was worse than Detroit. 317 00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:14,373 ( sultry jazz playing ) 318 00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:25,000 The mood in the place was downright ugly. 319 00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:26,020 You wouldn't walk in there 320 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,760 unless you knew how to use your fists. 321 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,920 You could count on a fight breaking out 322 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,120 almost every night. 323 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,720 ( taut action theme playing) 324 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,466 ( both grunting ) 325 00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:43,300 ( screams ) 326 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:15,133 ( The Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive" playing) 327 00:17:23,366 --> 00:17:25,966 ♪ Well, you can tell By the way I use my walk ♪ 328 00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:28,433 ♪ I'm a woman's man No time to talk ♪ 329 00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:30,566 ♪ Music loud And women warm ♪ 330 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:32,600 ♪ I've been kicked around Since I was born ♪ 331 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,600 ♪ And now it's all right It's okay ♪ 332 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,466 ♪ And you may look The other way ♪ 333 00:17:36,566 --> 00:17:38,033 ♪ But we can try To understand ♪ 334 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,933 ♪ The New York Times Effect on man ♪ 335 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,610 TED: I didn't go there that night to fall in love. 336 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,470 I just dropped in for a couple of drinks. 337 00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:48,260 But suddenly, there she was. 338 00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:51,027 ♪ And you're stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 339 00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:53,060 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 340 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,894 ♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 341 00:17:54,894 --> 00:17:57,494 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive ♪ 342 00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,790 TED: I was captivated, entranced. 343 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:01,260 It hit me like a thunderbolt. 344 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,630 I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me 345 00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:04,980 to make sure I wasn't dreaming. 346 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,766 ♪ Well, now, I get love And I get high ♪ 347 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,780 TED: I was afraid to approach her. 348 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,270 But that night, fate was on my side. 349 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,370 ♪ I'm a dancin' man And I just can't lose ♪ 350 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:18,836 ♪ But it's all right It's okay ♪ 351 00:18:18,936 --> 00:18:20,270 ( groans ) 352 00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:21,803 ♪ I'll live to see Another day ♪ 353 00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:23,503 ♪ But we can try To understand ♪ 354 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,636 ♪ The New York Times Effect on man ♪ 355 00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:28,036 ♪ Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother ♪ 356 00:18:28,136 --> 00:18:30,036 ♪ You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 357 00:18:30,136 --> 00:18:32,270 ♪ Feel the city breakin' And everybody shakin' ♪ 358 00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,536 ♪ And we're stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 359 00:18:34,636 --> 00:18:36,270 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 360 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,936 ♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 361 00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,003 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah 362 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:45,303 ♪ Stayin' alive ♪ 363 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,433 ♪ Life goin' nowhere ♪ 364 00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,266 ♪ Somebody help me ♪ 365 00:18:58,366 --> 00:19:00,400 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 366 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,400 ( coat whooshing ) 367 00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:06,600 ♪ Life goin' nowhere ♪ 368 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:09,466 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 369 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:14,033 ♪ I'm stayin' alive ♪ 370 00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:16,066 ♪ Well, you can tell By the way I use my walk ♪ 371 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,266 ♪ I'm a woman's man No time to talk ♪ 372 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,100 ♪ Music loud And women warm ♪ 373 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,100 ♪ I've been kicked around Since I was born ♪ 374 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,600 ♪ But now it's all right It's okay ♪ 375 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,866 ♪ And you may look The other way ♪ 376 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,533 ♪ And we can try To understand ♪ 377 00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:30,633 ♪ The New York Times Effect on man ♪ 378 00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:32,766 ♪ Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother ♪ 379 00:19:32,866 --> 00:19:34,366 ♪ You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 380 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,100 ( crowd cheers ) 381 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,133 ♪ Feel the city breakin' And everybody shakin' ♪ 382 00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:39,766 ♪ And we're stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 383 00:19:39,866 --> 00:19:42,066 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 384 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,200 ♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 385 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,300 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 386 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,800 ♪ Stayin' alive ♪ 387 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,500 ( gasps ) 388 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,400 ( crash, clatter ) 389 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,266 ♪ Life goin' nowhere ♪ 390 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,533 ♪ Somebody help me ♪ 391 00:20:03,633 --> 00:20:04,766 ( bullet zings) ( crowd gasps ) 392 00:20:04,866 --> 00:20:06,466 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 393 00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:12,766 ♪ Life goin' nowhere ♪ 394 00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:15,000 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 395 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:19,400 ♪ I'm stayin' alive ♪ 396 00:20:22,966 --> 00:20:24,900 ♪ Life goin' nowhere ♪ 397 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,766 ♪ Somebody help me ♪ 398 00:20:27,866 --> 00:20:29,900 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 399 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,600 ♪ Life goin' nowhere ♪ 400 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:39,133 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 401 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:41,766 ♪ I'm stayin' alive ♪ 402 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,566 ( girl scouts grunting ) 403 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,400 ♪ Life goin' nowhere ♪ 404 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,366 ♪ Somebody help me ♪ 405 00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:53,566 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪ 406 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,033 ( slow, romantic music playing ) 407 00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:19,766 ( blow thuds ) 408 00:21:19,866 --> 00:21:21,100 ( screams ) 409 00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:24,660 TED: We laughed. We talked. 410 00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:26,040 We danced. 411 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,490 I never wanted it to end. Heh. I guess I still don't. 412 00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:31,230 But enough about me. 413 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:32,910 I hope this hasn't been boring for you. 414 00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:36,360 It's just that whenever I start to talk about Elaine, 415 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,640 I always... get so carried away. 416 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,900 I lose all track of time. 417 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,260 Would you like to order dinner now? 418 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,820 Yes. Joey will have the steak, 419 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,440 and my wife and I will have the fish. 420 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:48,390 When can I see the cockpit, Dad? 421 00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:49,440 Joey, I think the pilots 422 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,390 are probably too busy flying the plane for that. 423 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:54,120 Aw, gee whiz. 424 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,290 I'll tell you what, Joey. 425 00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,550 I'll talk to the captain 426 00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:58,050 and see what I can arrange. 427 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,640 Gee, that'd be swell! 428 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,010 Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners? 429 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:07,410 Bet, babe, slide a piece of the porter. 430 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,360 Drink side, run the java. 431 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,270 Lookie here. 432 00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:14,340 I dig chompin' on butter, draggin' through the garden. 433 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,550 Excuse me. 434 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,320 I happened to be passing, 435 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,420 and I thought you'd might like some coffee. 436 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,730 Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you. 437 00:22:33,030 --> 00:22:34,050 Oh, won't you sit down? 438 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:35,790 Thank you. 439 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,450 Cream? 440 00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:40,500 No, thank you. 441 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,550 I take it black. 442 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,870 Like my men. 443 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,700 ( suspenseful theme playing) 444 00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:51,700 Well, you see... 445 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,467 ( speaking indistinctly ) 446 00:23:02,066 --> 00:23:04,700 ( ominous theme playing) 447 00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:11,566 ( blissful, romantic theme playing) 448 00:23:27,266 --> 00:23:29,433 ( laughing ) 449 00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:56,600 Oh, Ted, I never knew I could be so happy. 450 00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:59,900 These past few months have been just wonderful. 451 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,360 Tomorrow, why don't we drive up the coast 452 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,520 to that little seafood place, and--? 453 00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:06,500 What's the matter? 454 00:24:07,670 --> 00:24:08,960 My orders came through. 455 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,180 My squadron ships out tomorrow. 456 00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:14,660 We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. 457 00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:17,570 We're coming in from the north, below their radar. 458 00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:19,330 When will you be back? 459 00:24:20,350 --> 00:24:21,370 I can't tell you that. 460 00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:22,720 It's classified. 461 00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:27,370 Oh, Ted, please be careful. I worry about you so much. 462 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,120 I love you, Elaine. 463 00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:34,600 I love you. 464 00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:57,870 TOWER: Flight 209'er, this is Denver flight control. 465 00:24:57,870 --> 00:24:59,850 You're approaching some rough weather. 466 00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:02,160 Please climb to 42,000 feet. 467 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:04,620 Roger, Denver. 468 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:06,210 We have a visitor. 469 00:25:06,990 --> 00:25:07,980 Hello. Hi. 470 00:25:08,130 --> 00:25:11,310 This is Captain Oveur, Mr. Murdock and Mr. Basta. 471 00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:12,600 This is Joey Hammen. 472 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,410 Well, hi, Joey. 473 00:25:13,590 --> 00:25:14,940 Come on up here. You can see better. 474 00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:17,550 Joey, we have something here for our special visitors. 475 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:18,180 Would you like to have it? 476 00:25:19,230 --> 00:25:21,030 Thank you. Thanks a lot! 477 00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:21,780 Sure. 478 00:25:21,810 --> 00:25:23,310 You ever been in a cockpit before? 479 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:26,370 No, sir, I've never been up in a plane before. 480 00:25:26,970 --> 00:25:29,040 Have you ever seen a grown man naked? 481 00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:31,110 MURDOCK: Want me to check the weather, Clarence? 482 00:25:31,110 --> 00:25:32,640 No, why don't you take care of it? 483 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:33,930 Joey... 484 00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:37,410 do you ever... hang around a gymnasium? 485 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,180 We'd better get back now, Joey. 486 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:41,400 No, Joey can stay here for a while if he'd like. 487 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,180 Could I? 488 00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:43,740 Okay. If you don't get in the way. 489 00:25:43,830 --> 00:25:46,080 ROGER: Flight 209er to Denver radio. 490 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,270 Climbing to cruise at 42,000. 491 00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:49,740 Will report again over Lincoln. 492 00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:50,820 Over and out. 493 00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:53,670 Wait a minute. I know you. 494 00:25:53,670 --> 00:25:55,620 You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 495 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:58,950 You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers. 496 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:00,210 I'm sorry, son, 497 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,250 but you must have me confused with someone else. 498 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:03,690 My name is Roger Murdock. 499 00:26:03,690 --> 00:26:04,890 I'm the co-pilot. 500 00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:07,620 You are Kareem. I've seen you play. 501 00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:09,600 My Dad's got season tickets. 502 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,030 I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. 503 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,080 Right, Clarence? 504 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,960 No, he's not bothering anyone. 505 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,010 Let him stay here. 506 00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:19,860 All right, but just remember, 507 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:22,110 my name is Roger Murdock. 508 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,850 I'm an airline pilot. 509 00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:26,100 I think you're the greatest, 510 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:29,070 but my Dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. 511 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:33,870 And he says that lots of times, you don't even run downcourt. 512 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,220 And that you don't really try except during the playoffs. 513 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:39,390 The hell I don't! 514 00:26:41,790 --> 00:26:42,480 Listen, kid... 515 00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:45,870 I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. 516 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:49,020 I'm out there busting my buns every night. 517 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:51,390 Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier 518 00:26:51,390 --> 00:26:53,430 up and down the court for 48 minutes. 519 00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:01,200 Joey? 520 00:27:02,850 --> 00:27:05,010 You like movies about gladiators? 521 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:11,670 Elaine, just hear me out. 522 00:27:11,670 --> 00:27:12,860 ( romantic theme playing) 523 00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:14,810 I know things haven't been right for a long time, 524 00:27:14,810 --> 00:27:16,070 but it'll be different. 525 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:18,650 Like it was in the beginning, remember? 526 00:27:20,090 --> 00:27:21,680 I remember everything. 527 00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:25,000 All I have are memories. 528 00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:28,900 Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. 529 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,750 I remember how you used to hold me. 530 00:27:32,830 --> 00:27:35,380 How I used to sit on your face and wriggle, 531 00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:38,790 and afterwards how we'd watch until the sun came up. 532 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,930 When it did, it was almost like... 533 00:27:43,630 --> 00:27:44,170 Like... 534 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:48,070 each new day was created only for us. 535 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,960 That's the way I've always wanted it to be, Elaine. 536 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,090 ( tearfully ): But it won't be. 537 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:56,140 Not as long as you insist on living in the past. 538 00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:03,533 ( frantic, sinister theme playing) 539 00:28:07,450 --> 00:28:09,610 COMMANDER: You're too low, Ted. You're too low. 540 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:16,800 NURSE: You mustn't believe everything that you see. 541 00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:19,890 The mind can play tricks on people. 542 00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:23,040 Pain. Pain. 543 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,960 WOMAN: He looks so happy today, doesn't he? 544 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,490 NURSE 2: Okay, I'll be back. 545 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,530 WOMAN: Thank you. You look so happy today. 546 00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:33,390 DOCTOR: Okay, Robert, slip them down. This won't hurt much. 547 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,740 WOMAN 2: Give me a big smile. 548 00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:37,380 You got a telegram from headquarters today. 549 00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:38,910 Headquarters! What is it? 550 00:28:39,030 --> 00:28:41,400 Well, it's a big building where generals meet, 551 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,290 but that's not important right now. 552 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,940 They've cleared you of any blame 553 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,260 for what happened on that raid. 554 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,670 Isn't that good news? 555 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,060 Is it? 556 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:52,120 Because of my mistake, 557 00:28:52,150 --> 00:28:54,190 six men didn't return from that raid. 558 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:57,400 Seven, Lieutenant Zipp died this morning. 559 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,733 ( spits ) 560 00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:00,850 But Dr. Sandler says you'll be out in a week. 561 00:29:00,850 --> 00:29:02,200 Isn't that wonderful? 562 00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:06,030 I wish I could say the same for George Zipp. 563 00:29:07,290 --> 00:29:08,400 Be patient, Ted. 564 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,400 Nobody expects you to get over this immediately. 565 00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,710 MAN: Hey, Striker. How about a break? 566 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:14,820 I'm getting tired. 567 00:29:16,110 --> 00:29:17,970 Yeah, all right. Take five. 568 00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:20,520 Thanks. 569 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,930 I've found a wonderful apartment for us. 570 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,080 It has a brick fireplace and a cute little bedroom 571 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,650 with mirrors on the ceiling, and-- 572 00:29:29,650 --> 00:29:30,150 ( man imitates gunfire ) 573 00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:32,520 MAN: Red Leader! Red Leader! I'm going down. 574 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,290 Captain Geline. 575 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,410 He thinks he's a pilot, still fighting the war. 576 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:39,180 ( mutters ): Around here somewhere. 577 00:29:39,390 --> 00:29:42,360 I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way! 578 00:29:42,844 --> 00:29:43,980 Twenty-five dollars for a cigarette 579 00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:44,700 is too much! 580 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,167 ( man 2 moaning ) 581 00:29:48,810 --> 00:29:49,980 What's his problem? 582 00:29:50,370 --> 00:29:51,450 That's Lieutenant Hurwitz. 583 00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:53,610 Severe shellshock. 584 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:55,740 He thinks he's Ethel Merman. 585 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,907 ♪ You'll be swell ♪ 586 00:29:58,007 --> 00:29:59,507 ♪ You'll be great ♪ 587 00:29:59,607 --> 00:30:02,573 ♪ Gonna have the whole world On a plate ♪ 588 00:30:02,673 --> 00:30:05,640 ♪ Startin' here Startin' now ♪ 589 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:10,140 ♪ Honey, everything's Coming up ♪ 590 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,250 ( groggily ): ♪ Roses... ♪ 591 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,130 War is hell. 592 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,970 Excuse me, sir. 593 00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:25,880 Would you like some coffee before we serve dinner? 594 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,010 No. No, thank you. 595 00:30:30,110 --> 00:30:32,060 Would either of you like another cup of coffee? 596 00:30:32,390 --> 00:30:33,920 I will, but Jim won't. 597 00:30:34,190 --> 00:30:36,050 I think I will have another cup of coffee. 598 00:30:38,810 --> 00:30:41,480 Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. 599 00:30:47,870 --> 00:30:49,070 Excuse me, Sister. 600 00:30:49,490 --> 00:30:50,060 Yes? 601 00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:52,310 There's a little girl onboard, up front, 602 00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:53,000 who's ill and, well-- 603 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,430 Oh, yes, I saw. Poor child. 604 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,830 Could I borrow your guitar? 605 00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,660 I thought maybe I could cheer her up. 606 00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:00,740 Oh, of course. Oh! 607 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,750 Thank you. Thank you. 608 00:31:02,866 --> 00:31:06,833 ( passengers grunting ) 609 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:09,990 Hi. 610 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,280 Hi. 611 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,020 Do you mind if I talk to your daughter? 612 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,450 Why, I think that'd be nice. 613 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,800 Hi, I'm Randy. 614 00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:20,850 I'm Lisa. 615 00:31:21,510 --> 00:31:23,010 Oh, you have a guitar. 616 00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:24,540 Mm-hmm. 617 00:31:24,540 --> 00:31:26,340 I thought maybe you'd like to hear a song. 618 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:28,950 I'd love to. 619 00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:29,730 Okay. 620 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,530 Let's see, um... 621 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,810 This is one of my favorites. 622 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:36,344 ( playing calm melody ) 623 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,100 ♪ I traveled the banks ♪ 624 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,466 ♪ Of the River of Jordan ♪ 625 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:45,400 ♪ To find where it flows To the sea ♪ 626 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:50,466 ♪ I looked in the eyes Of the cold and the hungry ♪ 627 00:31:50,566 --> 00:31:55,933 ♪ And I saw that I was looking at me ♪ 628 00:31:56,033 --> 00:32:00,766 ♪ And I wanted to know If life had a purpose ♪ 629 00:32:00,866 --> 00:32:04,466 ♪ And what it all means In the end ♪ 630 00:32:04,566 --> 00:32:08,766 ♪ In the silence I listened To voices inside me ♪ 631 00:32:08,866 --> 00:32:14,466 ♪ And they told me Again and again ♪ 632 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:16,433 ♪ There is only one river ♪ 633 00:32:16,533 --> 00:32:18,233 ( pop ) ( playing lively melody ) 634 00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:21,500 ♪ There is only one sea ♪ 635 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,800 ♪ And it flows through you ♪ 636 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:28,000 ♪ And it flows through me ♪ 637 00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:31,466 ♪ There is only one people ♪ 638 00:32:31,566 --> 00:32:32,833 ♪ We are one and the same ♪ 639 00:32:32,933 --> 00:32:34,666 ( all clapping rhythmically ) 640 00:32:34,766 --> 00:32:38,766 ♪ We are all one spirit ♪ 641 00:32:38,866 --> 00:32:41,833 ♪ One name ♪ 642 00:32:41,933 --> 00:32:43,900 ♪ We are the father ♪ ( pop ) 643 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,933 ♪ We are one ♪ 644 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:49,433 ♪ We are one ♪ 645 00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:54,833 ♪ We are one ♪ 646 00:33:01,770 --> 00:33:02,400 A little late tonight. 647 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,330 We've been waiting for you. 648 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,530 Who wants to be first? 649 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,730 Go ahead, Clarence. I got it. 650 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,690 Okay. How's the weather? 651 00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:10,650 Not so good. We got some heavy stuff ahead of us. 652 00:33:10,650 --> 00:33:13,230 It might get rough again unless we can climb on top. 653 00:33:13,530 --> 00:33:15,120 Yeah, after the war, 654 00:33:15,150 --> 00:33:17,910 I just wanted to get as far away from things as possible, 655 00:33:17,910 --> 00:33:21,090 so...Elaine and I joined the Peace Corps. 656 00:33:22,140 --> 00:33:24,540 We were assigned to an isolated tribe. 657 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,920 The Molombos. 658 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,980 They'd never seen Americans before. 659 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,546 ( birds hooting ) 660 00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:35,666 ( menacing tribal theme playing) 661 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,280 It was really a challenge during the year, 662 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,440 introducing them to our Western culture. 663 00:33:53,260 --> 00:33:55,000 At first they didn't know what to think of us. 664 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,770 But soon, we gained their trust. 665 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,666 ( elephant trumpets) 666 00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:09,909 It'll help you better prepare storing foods 667 00:34:09,909 --> 00:34:13,300 for the up and coming monsoon months. 668 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:18,489 Also, Supperware products are ideal for storing leftovers 669 00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:21,580 to help stretch your food dollar. 670 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,150 This 2-quart Seals-M-Rite container 671 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,090 keeps hot dog buns fresh for days. 672 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,610 TED: You must understand, these people had been 673 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,920 completely isolated from civilization. 674 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,810 No one had ever outlined 675 00:34:34,810 --> 00:34:36,370 a physical fitness program for them, 676 00:34:36,370 --> 00:34:38,199 and they had no athletic equipment. 677 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,420 I started them on simple calisthenics 678 00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:42,940 then gradually worked them up to rudimentary game skills. 679 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:45,550 And finally, advanced competitive theory. 680 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,699 I was patient with them, and they were eager to learn. 681 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,679 They seemed to enjoy themselves. 682 00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:52,300 It was probably due 683 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,159 to the advanced American teaching techniques 684 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:56,889 that we were able to bridge the generations of isolation 685 00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:59,110 and communicate so successfully with the Molombos. 686 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,870 I think they're getting the hang of it. 687 00:35:08,110 --> 00:35:10,210 When we re-enlist, I'll teach 'em baseball. 688 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,060 Ted, I don't wanna stay here. 689 00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:15,430 It's time for us to go back home 690 00:35:15,430 --> 00:35:17,680 to the plans we made before the war. 691 00:35:17,780 --> 00:35:19,680 ( quiet, solemn theme playing) 692 00:35:20,050 --> 00:35:22,240 A lot of people made plans before the war. 693 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,070 Like George Zipp. 694 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:31,570 TED: It was at that moment that I first realized 695 00:35:31,570 --> 00:35:33,820 Elaine had doubts about our relationship. 696 00:35:34,030 --> 00:35:35,770 And that, as much as anything else, 697 00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:37,180 led to my drinking problem. 698 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,140 We did come back to the States. 699 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:43,510 I tried a number of jobs. 700 00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:44,890 Well, I could go on for hours, 701 00:35:44,890 --> 00:35:46,450 but I'd probably start to bore you. 702 00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:48,800 You know, I really couldn't blame Elaine. 703 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,300 ( grunts ) 704 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,380 She wanted a career. 705 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,533 ( thunder crashes ) 706 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,120 Oh, I can't stand it. 707 00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:58,810 What is it? ( moans ) 708 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,190 Yes? 709 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,930 Oh, it's my stomach. 710 00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:06,400 I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film. 711 00:36:07,150 --> 00:36:09,190 I'll see if I can find some Dramamine. 712 00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:12,323 ( breathing heavily ) 713 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,410 Captain, one of the woman passengers is very sick. 714 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:21,790 Airsick? 715 00:36:21,790 --> 00:36:24,370 ELAINE: I think so, but I've never seen it so acute. 716 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,880 Find out if there's a doctor on board 717 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,290 as quietly as you can. 718 00:36:32,950 --> 00:36:35,890 Joey, have you ever been in a...? 719 00:36:35,890 --> 00:36:37,240 In a Turkish prison? 720 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:38,306 ( gasps ) 721 00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:39,640 ( groans ) 722 00:36:39,790 --> 00:36:41,950 I shouldn't have had that second cup of coffee. 723 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,766 ( barfs ) 724 00:36:48,566 --> 00:36:51,633 ( barfing ) 725 00:36:54,370 --> 00:36:55,870 Jim never vomits at home. 726 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,290 I'm sorry I had to wake you. 727 00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:00,670 I'm just looking for a doctor. 728 00:37:00,670 --> 00:37:02,380 There's nothing to worry about. 729 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,280 Stewardess? 730 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,950 I think the man sitting next to me is a doctor. 731 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,900 Sir? Excuse me, sir. 732 00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:09,190 I'm sorry I have to wake you. 733 00:37:09,190 --> 00:37:10,300 Are you a doctor? 734 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:11,380 That's right. 735 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,570 We have some passengers that are very sick. 736 00:37:13,570 --> 00:37:14,830 Could you come take a look at them? 737 00:37:14,830 --> 00:37:16,360 Yes. Yes, of course. 738 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,293 ( groans ) 739 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,466 ( moans ) 740 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,490 Let me see your tongue. 741 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:32,523 ( mysterious theme playing) 742 00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:54,400 ( tweeting ) 743 00:37:59,090 --> 00:38:00,050 I'll be back in a minute. 744 00:38:06,110 --> 00:38:07,100 You'd better tell the captain, 745 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:08,660 we've got to land as soon as we can. 746 00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:10,580 This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. 747 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,260 A hospital, what is it? 748 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,610 It's a big building with patients. 749 00:38:13,610 --> 00:38:15,080 But that's not important right now. 750 00:38:15,110 --> 00:38:17,030 Tell the captain I must speak to him. 751 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:17,780 Certainly. 752 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:20,447 ( breathing heavily ) 753 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:22,666 ( gasps ) 754 00:38:25,490 --> 00:38:27,440 Victor, we're running into some heavy weather, can you--? 755 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:51,420 Roger, take over! 756 00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:51,920 ( tense, suspenseful theme playing) 757 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:52,420 ( thunder crashes ) 758 00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:54,490 Captain, how soon can you land? 759 00:38:54,610 --> 00:38:55,630 I can't tell. 760 00:38:55,990 --> 00:38:57,370 You can tell me, I'm a doctor. 761 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,170 No, I mean, I'm just not sure. 762 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,370 Well, can't you take a guess? 763 00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:03,400 Well...not for another two hours. 764 00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:06,820 You can't for another two hours? No, no, no. 765 00:39:06,820 --> 00:39:08,590 I mean, we can't land for another two hours. 766 00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:10,720 Fog has closed down everything this side of the mountains. 767 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,310 We've got to get through to Chicago. 768 00:39:12,410 --> 00:39:13,777 ( rumbling ) 769 00:39:13,877 --> 00:39:16,510 ( frantic, thrilling theme playing) 770 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,160 Get him out of there! 771 00:39:42,733 --> 00:39:44,666 ( slow, chilling theme playing) 772 00:39:48,110 --> 00:39:49,970 What is it, doctor? What's going on? 773 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:51,050 I'm not sure. 774 00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:52,460 I haven't seen anything like this 775 00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:54,020 since the Anita Bryant concert. 776 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,570 What was it we had for dinner tonight? 777 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:59,750 Well, we had a choice. Steak or fish. 778 00:39:59,990 --> 00:40:02,420 Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna. 779 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,470 What did he have? 780 00:40:03,710 --> 00:40:04,700 He had fish. 781 00:40:05,210 --> 00:40:07,220 Doctor, there are two more sick people, 782 00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:09,140 and the rest of the passengers are worried. 783 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,670 I'll take care of the passengers. 784 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,610 Find out what the two sick people had for dinner. 785 00:40:15,260 --> 00:40:16,730 This is Captain Oveur speaking. 786 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,870 It's been a little bumpy up here, 787 00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:19,730 but we'll be past it in a few minutes. 788 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,920 A couple points of interest: 789 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,280 We're now flying over Hoover Dam, 790 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:23,780 and a little later on, 791 00:40:23,780 --> 00:40:28,010 we'll pass just to the south of the Grand Canyon. 792 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,350 Meanwhile, relax and enjoy your flight, okay? 793 00:40:30,450 --> 00:40:31,650 ( suspenseful theme playing) 794 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,820 Chicago, this is flight 209er. 795 00:40:34,820 --> 00:40:35,960 We're in trouble. 796 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,050 We've got to have all traffic below us cleared, 797 00:40:39,050 --> 00:40:41,840 and I want a priority approach and landing in Chicago. 798 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:45,980 Yes? 799 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:48,110 Oh, stewardess. My husband's very sick. 800 00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:49,520 Can you do something, please? 801 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,860 Well, the doctor will be with you in just a moment. 802 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:52,100 Uh... 803 00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:55,490 one thing, do you know what he had for dinner? 804 00:40:55,490 --> 00:40:57,530 Yes, of course. We both had fish. 805 00:40:57,530 --> 00:40:58,100 Why? 806 00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,840 Oh, it's nothing to be alarmed about. 807 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,790 We'll be back to you very quickly. 808 00:41:03,123 --> 00:41:05,590 ( frightening theme plays) 809 00:41:09,410 --> 00:41:11,540 Dr. Rumack, Mr. Hammen ate fish, 810 00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:13,580 and Randy said there are five more cases, 811 00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:14,810 and they all had fish too. 812 00:41:15,530 --> 00:41:17,000 And the copilot had fish. 813 00:41:17,450 --> 00:41:18,770 What did the navigator have? 814 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:20,210 He had fish. 815 00:41:20,990 --> 00:41:23,660 All right. Now we know what we're up against. 816 00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:26,090 Every passenger on this plane who had fish for dinner 817 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,670 will become violently ill in the next half-hour. 818 00:41:30,350 --> 00:41:31,250 ELAINE: How serious is it? 819 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,430 Extremely serious. 820 00:41:33,670 --> 00:41:35,200 It starts with a slight fever, 821 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,640 dryness of the throat. 822 00:41:37,150 --> 00:41:38,950 As the virus penetrates the red blood cells, 823 00:41:38,950 --> 00:41:40,090 the victim becomes dizzy, 824 00:41:40,570 --> 00:41:42,520 begins to experience an itching, a rash. 825 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,470 From there, the poison goes to work 826 00:41:44,470 --> 00:41:46,000 on the central nervous system, 827 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,830 causing severe muscle spasms, 828 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:49,870 followed by the inevitable drooling. 829 00:41:50,590 --> 00:41:53,440 At this point, the entire digestive system collapses, 830 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,790 accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence, 831 00:41:55,790 --> 00:41:56,290 ( farting ) 832 00:41:56,290 --> 00:41:57,700 until finally the poor bastard 833 00:41:57,700 --> 00:42:00,520 is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly. 834 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:02,020 ( farts loudly ) 835 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,887 ( ominous theme playing) 836 00:42:03,987 --> 00:42:06,687 ( passengers screaming ) 837 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,300 ( weakly ): Turn on... 838 00:42:21,430 --> 00:42:23,830 automatic pilot. 839 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,270 Uh, automatic pilot. Automatic pilot. 840 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:29,760 There it is! 841 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:31,260 ( air hissing ) 842 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,893 ( heroic theme plays) 843 00:42:36,870 --> 00:42:37,920 I'll go back to the passengers. 844 00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:40,520 ( radio static ) 845 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:44,520 MAN: Come in, 209'er. This is Chicago. 846 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,990 Flight 209'er, come in. 847 00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:50,400 This is Elaine Dickinson. I'm the stewardess. 848 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,350 Captain Oveur's passed out on the floor, 849 00:42:52,350 --> 00:42:54,510 and we've lost the copilot and navigator too. 850 00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:56,280 We're in terrible trouble. Over. 851 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,630 Roger, Elaine, roger. I read you. 852 00:42:57,630 --> 00:42:59,670 This is Steve McCroskey at Chicago Air Control. 853 00:42:59,820 --> 00:43:02,070 Get back to you in a minute. Hold all takeoffs. 854 00:43:02,070 --> 00:43:03,420 I don't want another plane in the air. 855 00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:05,670 When the 508 reports, bring it straight in. 856 00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:06,150 Yes, sir. 857 00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:08,310 Put out a bulletin to suspend all meal service 858 00:43:08,310 --> 00:43:09,750 on flights out of Los Angeles. 859 00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:12,030 Tell all dispatchers to remain at their posts. 860 00:43:12,060 --> 00:43:14,220 It's gonna be a long night. How about some coffee, Johnny? 861 00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:14,940 No, thanks. 862 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,620 I want the weather on every landing field 863 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:17,340 this side of the Rockies. 864 00:43:18,510 --> 00:43:19,320 Do you understand? 865 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,860 Anyplace. Anyplace where there's a chance to land that plane! 866 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:27,030 Stan, go upstairs to the tower and get a runway diagram. 867 00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:29,070 Terry, check down the field for emergency equipment. 868 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,210 Chief, we got fog, right down to the deck, 869 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:34,680 every place east of the Rockies. 870 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:36,360 There's no possible place they can land. 871 00:43:36,390 --> 00:43:37,710 They'll have to come through to Chicago. 872 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:40,950 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smokin'. 873 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,410 I want the best available man on this. 874 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,720 A man who knows that plane inside and out 875 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,070 and won't crack under pressure. 876 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:48,660 How about Mr. Rogers? 877 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,093 ( suspenseful theme playing) 878 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,270 Get me Rex Kramer. 879 00:43:57,420 --> 00:44:01,920 McCROSKEY: Elaine, right next to the throttle 880 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,420 is the air-speed gauge. 881 00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:05,010 What speed does it indicate? 882 00:44:07,350 --> 00:44:09,600 Five hundred and twenty miles per hour. 883 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,140 Good. Very good. Now check your altitude. 884 00:44:13,830 --> 00:44:16,470 That's the dial just below and to the right 885 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,520 of the air-speed indicator. 886 00:44:18,570 --> 00:44:20,460 Thirty-five thousand feet. 887 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:20,960 ( air hissing ) 888 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,130 No, wait. Thirty-four thousand feet. 889 00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:25,530 No, it's dropping. 890 00:44:25,650 --> 00:44:27,150 It-- It's dropping fast. 891 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,870 Why is it doing that? 892 00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:31,904 ( wind whistling ) 893 00:44:34,530 --> 00:44:35,030 Oh, my God! 894 00:44:35,030 --> 00:44:35,530 The automatic pilot, it's deflating! 895 00:44:35,530 --> 00:44:38,860 Now, Elaine, don't panic. 896 00:44:39,340 --> 00:44:41,140 On the belt line of the automatic pilot, 897 00:44:41,170 --> 00:44:42,280 there is a hollow tube. 898 00:44:42,310 --> 00:44:44,740 Now that is the manual inflation nozzle. 899 00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:46,540 Pull it out and blow on it. 900 00:44:51,580 --> 00:44:52,960 What the hell's going on up there? 901 00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:00,700 ( puffing ) 902 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,700 Elaine? 903 00:45:50,890 --> 00:45:51,910 Yes, doctor? 904 00:45:54,430 --> 00:45:55,900 Elaine, you're a member of this crew. 905 00:45:55,930 --> 00:45:57,880 Can you face some unpleasant facts? 906 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:58,840 No. 907 00:45:59,140 --> 00:45:59,950 All right. 908 00:45:59,950 --> 00:46:02,410 Unless I get all those people to a hospital quickly, 909 00:46:02,410 --> 00:46:04,450 I can't even be sure of saving their lives. 910 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,750 Now, is there anyone onboard who can land this plane? 911 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:09,640 Well... 912 00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,710 No, no one I know of. 913 00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:17,770 I think you ought to know what our chances are. 914 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,890 The life of everyone onboard depends upon just one thing. 915 00:46:20,890 --> 00:46:23,950 Finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, 916 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:26,050 but who didn't have fish for dinner. 917 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:27,550 ( thunder crashes ) 918 00:46:27,650 --> 00:46:29,850 ( frantic, ominous theme playing) 919 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,130 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. 920 00:46:41,130 --> 00:46:43,200 We regret any inconvenience 921 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,780 the sudden cabin movement might have caused. 922 00:46:45,780 --> 00:46:49,110 This is due to periodic air pockets we encounter. 923 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,120 There's no reason to become alarmed, 924 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:55,080 and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. 925 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:55,710 By the way, 926 00:46:55,710 --> 00:46:58,860 is there anyone onboard who knows how to fly a plane? 927 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,126 ( all screaming ) 928 00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:12,566 ( screams ) 929 00:47:12,666 --> 00:47:14,066 ( tires screeching ) 930 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,533 ( crickets chirping ) 931 00:47:21,066 --> 00:47:23,200 ( dog barking ) 932 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,410 Hello, I'm Paul Carey from the airline. 933 00:47:30,410 --> 00:47:31,760 I'm here to pick up Captain Kramer. 934 00:47:31,790 --> 00:47:34,160 Oh, yes. Come in, Paul. Rex'll be right out. 935 00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:35,760 ( dog barking ) 936 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:38,120 Shep, sit. 937 00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:38,990 Sit. 938 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,600 So, I understand you have 939 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,070 a real emergency down there. 940 00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:44,750 Yeah, something like that. 941 00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:45,440 But as I say, 942 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,600 they didn't have time to tell me very much. 943 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,334 ( whimpers ) ( growls ) 944 00:47:50,630 --> 00:47:51,200 Shep, no! 945 00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:53,720 I'll bet you have exciting things 946 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,310 happen all the time down there. 947 00:47:55,580 --> 00:47:57,860 Well, the airline business does have its moments, 948 00:47:57,860 --> 00:48:00,650 but after a while you begin to get used to it. 949 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,250 ( Shep growling, Carey whimpers ) 950 00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:04,100 Shep, come! 951 00:48:05,930 --> 00:48:08,780 He gets so excited when new people are here. 952 00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:11,060 Are you a pilot yourself? 953 00:48:11,210 --> 00:48:12,140 No, I'm in... 954 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,174 ( screams ) 955 00:48:13,610 --> 00:48:14,930 ...a training program. 956 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,950 It's unbelievable! 957 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:18,380 Just unbelievable! 958 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,390 How many times I've warned those people 959 00:48:20,390 --> 00:48:21,650 about food inspection. 960 00:48:21,650 --> 00:48:23,210 You'd think after all these years, 961 00:48:23,210 --> 00:48:24,410 someone would listen to you. 962 00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:25,250 Oh, well. 963 00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:28,040 Airport management, the FAA and the airlines... 964 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,550 they're all cheats and liars! 965 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:33,650 All right, let's get outta here. 966 00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:35,417 ( growling & barking ) 967 00:48:35,766 --> 00:48:38,300 ( thunder crashes ) 968 00:48:42,050 --> 00:48:42,950 I'm sorry to bother you. 969 00:48:42,950 --> 00:48:45,560 I was just looking for someone with flying experience. 970 00:48:46,550 --> 00:48:47,840 When they built those roads, 971 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,030 they had no thought of drainage in mind. 972 00:48:50,030 --> 00:48:52,880 So we had to take a special jeep 973 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,170 up to the main road. 974 00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:56,720 In fact, we were lucky to even get a jeep 975 00:48:56,720 --> 00:49:00,950 since just the day before, only one that we had broke down. 976 00:49:00,950 --> 00:49:02,870 It had a...bad axle. 977 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,220 Excuse me, sir. 978 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,170 There's been a little problem in the cockpit-- 979 00:49:06,230 --> 00:49:07,970 The cockpit! What is it? 980 00:49:07,970 --> 00:49:09,560 It's the little room in the front of the plane 981 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:10,460 where the pilots sit. 982 00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:11,840 But that's not important right now. 983 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,340 You see, the first officer is ill, 984 00:49:13,340 --> 00:49:15,620 and the captain needs someone to help him with the radio. 985 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,470 Do you know anything about planes? 986 00:49:19,730 --> 00:49:22,550 Well, I flew in the war, but...that was years ago. 987 00:49:23,330 --> 00:49:24,980 I wouldn't know anything about it. 988 00:49:25,790 --> 00:49:27,200 Well, would you go up? Please? 989 00:49:44,810 --> 00:49:45,680 The stewardess said that-- 990 00:49:45,780 --> 00:49:47,713 ( ominous theme playing) 991 00:49:48,810 --> 00:49:50,010 Both pilots? 992 00:49:50,370 --> 00:49:52,260 Can you fly this plane and land it? 993 00:49:53,190 --> 00:49:54,870 Surely you can't be serious? 994 00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:56,130 I am serious. 995 00:49:56,130 --> 00:49:57,540 And don't call me Shirley. 996 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,360 Doctor, I've checked everyone. 997 00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:02,400 Mr. Striker's the only one. 998 00:50:02,490 --> 00:50:04,260 What flying experience have you had? 999 00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:06,780 Well, I flew single-engine fighters in the Air Force, 1000 00:50:06,780 --> 00:50:08,700 but this plane has four engines. 1001 00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:11,760 It's an entirely different kind of flying...altogether. 1002 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,760 BOTH: It's an entirely different kind of flying. 1003 00:50:17,550 --> 00:50:20,250 Besides, I haven't touched any kind of plane in six years. 1004 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:21,870 Mr. Striker... 1005 00:50:21,990 --> 00:50:23,640 I know nothing about flying, 1006 00:50:23,940 --> 00:50:25,770 but there's one thing I do know. 1007 00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:27,360 You're the only one on this plane 1008 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,740 who can possibly fly it. 1009 00:50:29,190 --> 00:50:31,350 You're the only chance we've got. 1010 00:50:31,450 --> 00:50:35,083 ( tense, suspenseful theme playing) 1011 00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:12,400 Uh-huh. 1012 00:51:12,430 --> 00:51:14,290 Yeah, that's right. That's right. 1013 00:51:14,740 --> 00:51:16,120 No, that's what I said. You heard me. 1014 00:51:16,510 --> 00:51:18,400 Tell Omaha to acknowledge and stand by. 1015 00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:21,070 Every piece of emergency equipment you can reach. 1016 00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:24,400 Alert rescue units at every mile of the way. 1017 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,270 From here to the Rockies. 1018 00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:25,930 Chief? 1019 00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:28,300 We'll need a pre-landing flight check. 1020 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,430 Tell 'em I'm in the dispatch office, and I want it fast. 1021 00:51:30,460 --> 00:51:31,180 It's your wife. 1022 00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,470 I want the kids in bed by 9. 1023 00:51:32,470 --> 00:51:33,970 I want the dog fed, the yard watered, 1024 00:51:33,970 --> 00:51:35,770 and the gate locked. Get a note to the milkman: 1025 00:51:35,770 --> 00:51:37,030 no more cheese! 1026 00:51:40,210 --> 00:51:41,320 Where the hell is Kramer? 1027 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,766 ( ominous march theme playing) 1028 00:51:50,710 --> 00:51:52,120 No, we can't do that. 1029 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,950 The risk of a flameout's too great. 1030 00:51:54,730 --> 00:51:56,230 Keep them at 24,000. 1031 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:57,790 No, feet. 1032 00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:03,850 One of the passengers is gonna land that plane. 1033 00:52:04,060 --> 00:52:05,140 Is that possible? 1034 00:52:06,130 --> 00:52:07,720 Possible. It's a 100-1 shot. 1035 00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:09,970 Ow! 1036 00:52:09,970 --> 00:52:12,340 Thousand-to-one. I know this guy. 1037 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:13,510 You do? Asshole! 1038 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:16,090 Who is it? Name's Ted Striker. 1039 00:52:16,090 --> 00:52:17,470 I flew with him during the war. 1040 00:52:18,340 --> 00:52:20,230 And that won't make my job any easier tonight. 1041 00:52:21,730 --> 00:52:24,760 Ted Striker was a crack flight leader up to a point. 1042 00:52:25,540 --> 00:52:26,830 He was one of those men who... 1043 00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:28,180 Well, let's just say... 1044 00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:30,310 felt too much inside. 1045 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,830 Maybe you know the kind. 1046 00:52:32,830 --> 00:52:34,720 He went all to pieces one particular mission. 1047 00:52:36,940 --> 00:52:38,620 Let's just hope that doesn't happen tonight. 1048 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,930 Let's see. 1049 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,310 Altitude, 24,000 feet. 1050 00:52:52,510 --> 00:52:53,380 Level flight. 1051 00:52:53,950 --> 00:52:55,930 Speed, 520 knots. 1052 00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:58,330 Course, zero-niner-zero. 1053 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,580 Trim, mixture. 1054 00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:02,620 Wash, soap, rinse, spin. 1055 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,830 Ted! What are you doing here? 1056 00:53:08,860 --> 00:53:10,840 You-- You can't fly this plane. 1057 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,970 That's what I've been trying to tell these people. 1058 00:53:13,060 --> 00:53:13,720 Elaine... 1059 00:53:14,530 --> 00:53:15,880 I don't have time to say this gently, 1060 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,050 so I'll be very direct. 1061 00:53:17,170 --> 00:53:19,720 Everyone in this plane is in a desperate situation. 1062 00:53:19,990 --> 00:53:22,870 Mr. Striker is the only hope we've got. 1063 00:53:22,970 --> 00:53:25,603 ( thunder crashes ) 1064 00:53:27,490 --> 00:53:28,450 Those are the flaps. 1065 00:53:29,230 --> 00:53:30,220 This is the thrust. 1066 00:53:32,110 --> 00:53:33,640 This must turn on the landing lights. 1067 00:53:35,366 --> 00:53:37,100 ( all screaming ) 1068 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,480 Mayday! Mayday! 1069 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,290 Mayday! 1070 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,570 Mayday? What the hell is that for? 1071 00:53:52,870 --> 00:53:54,700 Mayday? Why, that's the Russian New Year. 1072 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,560 We'll have a big parade. We'll serve hot hors d'oeuvres. 1073 00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:09,190 I can't stand it anymore. 1074 00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:13,120 I've gotta get out of here. I've got to get out of here! 1075 00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:14,830 Calm down. Get a hold of yourself! 1076 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,630 Stewardess, please, let me handle this. 1077 00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:19,000 I've gotta get out. Ah! Aah! 1078 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,520 Calm down, now get back to your seat. 1079 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,530 I'll take care of this problem now. 1080 00:54:23,530 --> 00:54:25,270 Calm down! Get a hold of yourself. 1081 00:54:25,270 --> 00:54:26,500 Doctor, you're wanted on the phone. 1082 00:54:27,730 --> 00:54:30,130 Everything's gonna be all right, please! 1083 00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:31,510 Sister, please. I'll handle this. 1084 00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:35,470 Just try and get a hold of yourself. 1085 00:54:35,470 --> 00:54:37,960 I've gotta get outta here! I've gotta get outta here. 1086 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:38,480 Out of here! I've gotta get out of here! 1087 00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:38,980 ( blows thudding ) 1088 00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:40,720 Excuse me, we'd like you to have this flower. 1089 00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:42,153 ( tense march playing) 1090 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,050 Excuse me, sir, would you--? 1091 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,720 Donations for the Reverend Moon? 1092 00:54:46,820 --> 00:54:48,120 ( grunts ) 1093 00:54:48,490 --> 00:54:49,990 Jews for Jesus? Oh! 1094 00:54:49,990 --> 00:54:51,340 Read about Jehovah's Witness. 1095 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,250 How about Buddhism? 1096 00:54:56,170 --> 00:54:57,250 Help Jerry's kids? 1097 00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,340 Scientology? More nuclear power? 1098 00:55:07,770 --> 00:55:09,180 WOMAN ( over PA): Your attention please. 1099 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,210 No-frills passengers now arriving. 1100 00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:15,150 Please have your baggage claim checks ready 1101 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:18,750 to show attendant upon leaving the terminal. 1102 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,130 I know, but this guy doing the flying 1103 00:55:20,130 --> 00:55:21,690 has no airline experience at all. 1104 00:55:21,690 --> 00:55:24,120 He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air. 1105 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,340 Yes, birds too. 1106 00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:27,840 Okay, okay, he's a terrible risk. 1107 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,130 But what other choice have we got? 1108 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,230 That's the whole story there, Rex. 1109 00:55:31,530 --> 00:55:32,670 Everything we know. 1110 00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:36,000 All right, Steve, let's face a few facts. 1111 00:55:37,050 --> 00:55:39,270 As you know, I flew with this man, Striker, during the war. 1112 00:55:39,390 --> 00:55:40,440 He's gonna have enough on his mind 1113 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,580 without worrying about those times 1114 00:55:41,580 --> 00:55:43,590 when, uh, things weren't so good. 1115 00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:45,180 Well, right now, things aren't so good. 1116 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,160 Let me tell you something, Steve. 1117 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,230 Ted Striker was a top-notch squadron leader, 1118 00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:50,040 a long time ago. 1119 00:55:51,263 --> 00:55:53,430 Look, Rex, I want you to get on the horn 1120 00:55:53,430 --> 00:55:54,600 and talk that guy down. 1121 00:55:55,290 --> 00:55:56,190 Now, you're gonna have to let him 1122 00:55:56,190 --> 00:55:57,960 get the feel of that airplane on the way. 1123 00:55:58,590 --> 00:56:00,120 Then you'll have to talk him onto the approach. 1124 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,580 So help me, you'll have to talk him right down to the ground! 1125 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,580 ( crash ) 1126 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:05,460 Very well. 1127 00:56:06,150 --> 00:56:07,230 Put Striker on the speaker. 1128 00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:09,300 Okay, use my radio over there. 1129 00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:13,020 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. 1130 00:56:16,350 --> 00:56:17,910 Now, you can work them direct from here, captain. 1131 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:18,660 Thanks. 1132 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:21,900 Striker? 1133 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,290 Striker, this is Captain Rex Kramer speaking. 1134 00:56:26,390 --> 00:56:29,157 ( tense, dramatic theme playing) 1135 00:56:29,650 --> 00:56:33,700 ( flatly ): Yes, Captain Kramer. Read you loud and clear. 1136 00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:38,670 All right. It's obvious you remember me. 1137 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:41,280 So, what do you say you and I 1138 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,010 just forget about everything except what we have to do now? 1139 00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:46,320 Let's not kid each other, Kramer. 1140 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,930 You know I've never flown a bucket like this! 1141 00:56:49,170 --> 00:56:51,150 I'm gonna need all the luck there is. 1142 00:56:51,690 --> 00:56:52,590 Stand by, Striker. 1143 00:56:52,890 --> 00:56:55,860 Our one hope is to build this man up. 1144 00:56:55,860 --> 00:56:57,570 I've gotta give him all the confidence I can. 1145 00:56:59,070 --> 00:56:59,730 Striker? 1146 00:57:00,510 --> 00:57:02,460 Have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before? 1147 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:03,630 No. Never. 1148 00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:06,300 Shit. This is a goddamn waste of time! 1149 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,680 There's no way he can land this plane! 1150 00:57:07,830 --> 00:57:08,610 McCROSKEY: Grab a hold of yourself. 1151 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,140 You gotta talk him down. You gotta. 1152 00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:11,940 KRAMER: Route him into Lake Michigan. 1153 00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:13,710 At least he'll avoid killing innocent people. 1154 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,020 You're the only chance they've got! 1155 00:57:19,710 --> 00:57:20,100 All right. 1156 00:57:22,110 --> 00:57:22,770 Striker... 1157 00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:24,630 you listen, and you listen close. 1158 00:57:26,220 --> 00:57:28,350 Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle. 1159 00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:31,710 Just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. 1160 00:57:32,370 --> 00:57:34,290 Now first, I want you to get the feel of the plane. 1161 00:57:34,530 --> 00:57:36,180 Later, we'll run down the landing procedure. 1162 00:57:38,247 --> 00:57:40,413 ( explosion ) 1163 00:57:41,610 --> 00:57:44,250 All right, now I want you to disengage the automatic pilot. 1164 00:57:44,970 --> 00:57:47,220 But watch out you don't make any violent control movements 1165 00:57:47,220 --> 00:57:48,420 like you did in the fighter plane. 1166 00:57:49,350 --> 00:57:51,720 All right, I'm going to unlock the automatic pilot. 1167 00:57:51,820 --> 00:57:53,686 ( ominous theme playing) 1168 00:57:54,986 --> 00:57:56,553 ( click ) 1169 00:57:58,290 --> 00:58:00,240 Just remember, the controls will feel very heavy 1170 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,320 compared to a fighter. 1171 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,550 Don't worry about that. It's perfectly normal. 1172 00:58:07,950 --> 00:58:09,984 ( all screaming ) 1173 00:58:17,490 --> 00:58:19,800 Now, one more thing, 1174 00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:22,050 is somebody there who can work the radio 1175 00:58:22,050 --> 00:58:23,130 and leave you free for flying? 1176 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,040 Yes. The stewardess is here with me. 1177 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,680 Good. Have her sit in the copilot's seat. 1178 00:58:31,530 --> 00:58:33,360 Elaine, he wants you to sit in the copilot's seat. 1179 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:43,770 What's going on? 1180 00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:45,390 We have a right to know the truth. 1181 00:58:47,370 --> 00:58:49,440 All right, I'm gonna level with you all. 1182 00:58:50,130 --> 00:58:52,620 The most important thing now is that you remain calm. 1183 00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:54,660 There is no reason to panic. 1184 00:58:54,660 --> 00:58:57,660 Now, it is true that one of the crew members is ill. 1185 00:58:58,170 --> 00:58:59,370 Slightly ill. 1186 00:59:00,570 --> 00:59:03,000 But the other two pilots are just fine. 1187 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,130 They're at the controls flying the plane, 1188 00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,860 free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment. 1189 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:09,870 The radio's all yours now. 1190 00:59:09,870 --> 00:59:11,760 And keep an eye on that number three engine gauge, 1191 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:12,450 over there. 1192 00:59:12,990 --> 00:59:14,310 It's running a little hot. 1193 00:59:14,410 --> 00:59:17,144 ( beeping ) 1194 00:59:17,940 --> 00:59:20,430 KRAMER: Striker, before we start, I'd like to say something. 1195 00:59:21,390 --> 00:59:24,060 I know that right now things must look pretty rough up there, 1196 00:59:24,810 --> 00:59:27,780 but if you do what I tell you, when I tell you to do it, 1197 00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:29,520 there's no reason why you shouldn't have 1198 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,350 complete confidence in your chances 1199 00:59:31,350 --> 00:59:34,110 to come out of this thing alive and in one piece. 1200 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,660 Striker, what kind of weather you in up there? 1201 00:59:37,770 --> 00:59:38,280 Rain. 1202 00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:40,050 TED: And a little ice. 1203 00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:42,120 And a little ice. 1204 00:59:42,870 --> 00:59:43,800 How's it handling? 1205 00:59:45,420 --> 00:59:47,880 It's sluggish, like a wet sponge. 1206 00:59:48,180 --> 00:59:49,080 Sluggish, 1207 00:59:49,170 --> 00:59:50,490 like a wet sponge. 1208 00:59:51,180 --> 00:59:53,700 All right, Striker. You're doing just fine. 1209 00:59:54,990 --> 00:59:55,920 It's a damn good thing 1210 00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,750 he doesn't know how much I hate his guts. 1211 00:59:58,260 --> 00:59:59,520 It's a damn good thing 1212 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,620 you don't know how much he hates your guts. 1213 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:04,833 ( groaning ) 1214 01:00:08,610 --> 01:00:10,200 Can I get you something? 1215 01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:14,010 It's your mofo butter layin' me to the bone, 1216 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:15,030 jackin' me up. 1217 01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:16,500 Tighten' me. 1218 01:00:17,070 --> 01:00:18,810 I'm sorry. I don't understand. 1219 01:00:18,810 --> 01:00:20,310 Cutty say he can't hang. 1220 01:00:20,340 --> 01:00:21,240 Oh, stewardess? Hm? 1221 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:22,740 I speak jive. 1222 01:00:22,770 --> 01:00:23,550 Oh, good. 1223 01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:26,940 He said that he's in great pain, 1224 01:00:26,940 --> 01:00:28,530 and he wants to know if you can help him. 1225 01:00:28,530 --> 01:00:30,540 All right. Would you tell him to just relax, 1226 01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:31,890 and I'll be back as soon as I can 1227 01:00:31,890 --> 01:00:33,030 with some medicine. 1228 01:00:35,730 --> 01:00:37,380 Just hang loose, blood. 1229 01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:40,050 She gonna catch up on the rebound on the medi side. 1230 01:00:40,050 --> 01:00:41,070 What it is, big mama? 1231 01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:43,170 My mama didn't raise no dummies. I dug her rap. 1232 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,210 Cut me some slack, Jack. 1233 01:00:45,310 --> 01:00:47,410 ( all clamoring in jive ) 1234 01:00:49,110 --> 01:00:50,880 Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help. 1235 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,590 Say he can't hang, say seven-up. 1236 01:00:52,590 --> 01:00:54,930 Jive-ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow. Hmph. 1237 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,290 Macias, get me Oveur's wife on the phone. 1238 01:01:04,290 --> 01:01:05,430 We better let her know what's going on. 1239 01:01:05,430 --> 01:01:07,620 Chief, this weather bulletin just came off the wire. 1240 01:01:10,950 --> 01:01:12,390 Johnny, what can you make out of this? 1241 01:01:12,690 --> 01:01:13,560 This? 1242 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,500 Why, I could make a hat or a brooch. 1243 01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:18,720 Or a pterodactyl, could eat your-- Oh. 1244 01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:22,020 ( phone ringing ) 1245 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,620 Hello? 1246 01:01:28,890 --> 01:01:29,610 MACIAS: Mrs. Oveur? 1247 01:01:30,060 --> 01:01:31,710 Yes, this is Mrs. Oveur. 1248 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,260 This is Ed Macias calling from the airport. 1249 01:01:34,890 --> 01:01:36,120 There's some trouble on your husband's flight. 1250 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,300 Now, we don't know how serious it is yet. 1251 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:41,070 But Steve McCroskey thought you'd wanna 1252 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,390 get down here right away. 1253 01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:44,250 Yes, I'll be right down. 1254 01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,220 I've gotta go to the airport. 1255 01:01:50,770 --> 01:01:52,780 You can let yourself out the back door. 1256 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:54,370 There's juice in the refrigerator. 1257 01:01:54,470 --> 01:01:56,637 ( whinnies ) 1258 01:01:58,137 --> 01:02:01,004 ( tense, threatening theme playing) 1259 01:02:03,950 --> 01:02:06,620 Dr. Rumack says the sick people are getting worse, 1260 01:02:06,620 --> 01:02:08,090 and we're running out of time. 1261 01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:12,140 TED: I've got to concentrate. 1262 01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:14,210 ( echoing ): Concentrate... Concentrate... Concentrate... 1263 01:02:14,210 --> 01:02:16,100 I've got to concentrate. 1264 01:02:16,130 --> 01:02:17,330 ( echoing ): Concentrate... Concentrate... Concentrate... 1265 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:19,400 Hello? 1266 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,950 ( echoing ): Hello? Hello? Hello? 1267 01:02:21,980 --> 01:02:22,670 Echo! 1268 01:02:22,670 --> 01:02:24,500 ( echoing ): Echo! Echo! Echo! 1269 01:02:25,070 --> 01:02:27,980 Pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbon, 1270 01:02:28,790 --> 01:02:29,870 Manny Mota. 1271 01:02:29,930 --> 01:02:31,497 ( echoing ): Mota... Mota... Mota... 1272 01:02:31,597 --> 01:02:33,130 ( bat cracks, people cheering) 1273 01:02:34,730 --> 01:02:35,780 How you doing, honey? 1274 01:02:35,810 --> 01:02:37,880 Jack, I'm so hot. I'm burning up. 1275 01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:39,650 I'll turn on some air. 1276 01:02:42,950 --> 01:02:51,070 MAN: What's going on? Close the window! 1277 01:02:51,490 --> 01:02:53,230 Chicago, the passengers are beginning to panic. 1278 01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:54,400 When do we start down? 1279 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,090 Not just yet. We'll have you in radar range any second now. 1280 01:02:59,380 --> 01:03:00,160 I don't understand it. 1281 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,600 Should have been in range 10 minutes ago. 1282 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,660 Gunderson, check the radar range. Anything yet? 1283 01:03:07,060 --> 01:03:08,950 It's about two more minutes, Chief. 1284 01:03:12,733 --> 01:03:13,900 Two more minutes? 1285 01:03:14,410 --> 01:03:15,670 They could be miles off course. 1286 01:03:15,670 --> 01:03:17,410 That's impossible. They're on instruments. 1287 01:03:17,510 --> 01:03:20,976 ( playing upbeat Dixieland tune ) 1288 01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:23,290 This is gonna be a real sweat. 1289 01:03:24,490 --> 01:03:26,470 Gunderson, let me know when you get anything. 1290 01:03:27,190 --> 01:03:28,000 Got a cigarette, Nels? 1291 01:03:28,630 --> 01:03:29,920 I can't take much more of this. 1292 01:03:30,020 --> 01:03:31,520 ( sighs ) 1293 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,700 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. 1294 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,240 Johnny, how about some more coffee. 1295 01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:41,140 No, thanks. 1296 01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:43,150 Chief, these reporters won't leave without a statement. 1297 01:03:43,330 --> 01:03:45,160 How much longer can those passengers hold out? 1298 01:03:45,820 --> 01:03:47,320 Uh, half an hour, maybe 45 minutes. 1299 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,460 Who's flying the plane? 1300 01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,520 One of the passengers, but he's an experienced Air Force pilot 1301 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,200 who flew during the war, so there's no cause for alarm. 1302 01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:53,980 Hinshaw, take over. 1303 01:03:54,550 --> 01:03:55,720 What kind of plane is it? 1304 01:03:56,290 --> 01:03:58,360 Oh, it's a big, pretty white plane 1305 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,810 with red stripes and curtains in the window, and wheels, 1306 01:04:01,810 --> 01:04:03,580 and it looks like a big Tylenol. 1307 01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,580 Okay, boys. Let's get some pictures. 1308 01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:07,080 ( reporters chattering ) 1309 01:04:07,630 --> 01:04:10,810 REPORTER: I want the one that'll block a wall. 1310 01:04:10,810 --> 01:04:13,390 REPORTER 2: A 47, right? Ooh, I love that one. 1311 01:04:14,566 --> 01:04:17,233 ( ominous adventure theme playing) 1312 01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:32,233 ( telegraph beeping) 1313 01:04:36,330 --> 01:04:37,950 This bulletin just handed to me. 1314 01:04:38,220 --> 01:04:39,990 Stricken airliner approaching Chicago. 1315 01:04:40,090 --> 01:04:41,690 ( speaking Japanese ) 1316 01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:57,180 Shana, they bought their tickets. 1317 01:04:57,180 --> 01:04:59,940 They knew what they were getting into. 1318 01:05:01,350 --> 01:05:04,080 I say, let 'em crash. 1319 01:05:06,113 --> 01:05:07,613 ( thunder crashes ) 1320 01:05:19,710 --> 01:05:21,090 Would you like a little whiskey, ma'am? 1321 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:22,920 Certainly not. 1322 01:05:29,233 --> 01:05:30,833 ( chimes jingle) 1323 01:05:35,450 --> 01:05:36,590 How are the passengers doing? 1324 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,170 I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. 1325 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:41,060 We're running out of time. 1326 01:05:41,390 --> 01:05:43,220 Surely there must be something you can do. 1327 01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:44,630 I'm doing everything I can. 1328 01:05:45,830 --> 01:05:47,120 And stop calling me Shirley. 1329 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:47,760 ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T ♪ 1330 01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:48,260 ♪ Find out What it means to me ♪ 1331 01:05:48,260 --> 01:05:49,880 ( grunts ) ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T ♪ 1332 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:51,147 ♪ Take out T-C-P ♪ 1333 01:05:51,247 --> 01:05:52,480 ♪ Sock it to me Sock it to me ♪ 1334 01:05:52,580 --> 01:05:53,847 ♪ Sock it to me Sock it to me ♪ 1335 01:05:53,947 --> 01:05:55,314 ♪ Sock it to me Sock it to me ♪ 1336 01:05:55,414 --> 01:05:56,480 ♪ A little respect Just a little bit ♪ 1337 01:05:56,580 --> 01:05:57,580 ( barfing ) 1338 01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,147 ♪ Mm-hm Just a little bit ♪ 1339 01:06:06,233 --> 01:06:07,666 ( sobbing ) 1340 01:06:12,020 --> 01:06:13,730 Randy, are you all right? 1341 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:16,670 Oh. Dr. Rumack... 1342 01:06:18,410 --> 01:06:19,490 I'm scared. 1343 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,590 I've never been so scared. 1344 01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:25,910 And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married. 1345 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,680 Now, we're going to make it. 1346 01:06:27,890 --> 01:06:29,120 You've got to believe that. 1347 01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:30,980 Dr. Rumack, 1348 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,290 do you have any idea when we'll be landing? 1349 01:06:33,290 --> 01:06:34,940 Pretty soon. How you bearing up? 1350 01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:38,690 Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. 1351 01:06:39,230 --> 01:06:40,910 But at least I have a husband. 1352 01:06:41,010 --> 01:06:44,277 ( sobbing ) 1353 01:06:46,344 --> 01:06:47,777 ( thunder crashes ) 1354 01:06:47,877 --> 01:06:50,510 ( ominous suspense theme playing) 1355 01:06:54,740 --> 01:06:57,620 COMMANDER: Stay in formation. Targets just ahead. 1356 01:06:58,220 --> 01:07:01,010 Target should be clear if you go in low enough. 1357 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,020 You'll have to decide. 1358 01:07:03,170 --> 01:07:06,590 You'll have to decide. You'll have to decide. 1359 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:11,027 Stay in formation. Targets just ahead. 1360 01:07:11,270 --> 01:07:13,580 Target should be clear if you go in low enough. 1361 01:07:14,570 --> 01:07:17,900 You'll have to decide. You'll have to decide. 1362 01:07:18,890 --> 01:07:20,600 You'll have to decide. 1363 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:22,734 ( smash, clattering ) 1364 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:28,220 Oh, rats! Lost number four. 1365 01:07:28,430 --> 01:07:30,740 What happened, Ted? What went wrong? 1366 01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:32,120 The oil pressure. 1367 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,890 I forgot to check the oil pressure. 1368 01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:37,940 When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan. 1369 01:07:40,430 --> 01:07:42,380 Watch that oil temperature. What the hell's he doing? 1370 01:07:43,430 --> 01:07:45,110 Striker, that plane can't land itself! 1371 01:07:45,110 --> 01:07:46,610 It takes a pilot who can handle pressure! 1372 01:07:46,610 --> 01:07:48,230 Ease off, Rex. He hasn't flown for years. 1373 01:07:48,230 --> 01:07:50,420 It's not his fault. Could happen to any pilot. 1374 01:07:50,420 --> 01:07:51,830 It happened to Barbara Stanwyck. 1375 01:07:51,830 --> 01:07:53,690 Can't push him too hard. He might break. 1376 01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:55,460 Gotta remember who you're dealing with. 1377 01:07:55,460 --> 01:07:58,130 Nick, Pete, Jared. There's a fire in the barn! 1378 01:07:58,230 --> 01:07:59,597 ( suspenseful theme playing) 1379 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:00,770 He's right. 1380 01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:03,020 I can't take the pressure. 1381 01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:06,080 I was crazy to think I could land this plane. 1382 01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:06,580 But, Ted, you're the only-- 1383 01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:07,940 I don't care. 1384 01:08:10,370 --> 01:08:11,510 I don't have what it takes. 1385 01:08:12,230 --> 01:08:13,010 They'd be better off 1386 01:08:13,010 --> 01:08:14,570 with someone who'd never flown before. 1387 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,466 ( pensive theme playing) 1388 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,220 Bad news. The fog is getting thicker. 1389 01:08:29,090 --> 01:08:33,470 And Leon's getting la-a-a-arger! 1390 01:08:34,637 --> 01:08:36,970 ( ominous theme playing) 1391 01:08:39,766 --> 01:08:43,133 ( melancholy theme playing) 1392 01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:58,729 I know what you're gonna say, so save your breath. 1393 01:09:01,850 --> 01:09:05,000 No. I don't have a thing to say. 1394 01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,010 You've done the best you could. 1395 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:09,680 You really have. The best you could. 1396 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,460 You can't expect to win 'em all. 1397 01:09:15,590 --> 01:09:17,149 But I wanna tell you something 1398 01:09:17,569 --> 01:09:20,240 I've kept to myself through these years. 1399 01:09:20,510 --> 01:09:23,180 I was in the war myself, Medical Corps. 1400 01:09:24,740 --> 01:09:25,939 Was on late duty one night 1401 01:09:25,939 --> 01:09:27,620 when they brought in a badly wounded pilot 1402 01:09:27,620 --> 01:09:28,970 from one of the raids. 1403 01:09:30,189 --> 01:09:31,540 He could barely talk. 1404 01:09:32,319 --> 01:09:34,270 He looked up at me and, "Doc," he said, 1405 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,270 "the odds were against us up there, 1406 01:09:37,270 --> 01:09:38,859 "but we went in anyway. 1407 01:09:39,670 --> 01:09:40,990 "I'm glad. 1408 01:09:41,740 --> 01:09:43,450 Captain made the right decision." 1409 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,160 That pilot's name was George Zipp. 1410 01:09:49,990 --> 01:09:51,700 George Zipp said that? 1411 01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:56,140 The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said. 1412 01:09:57,250 --> 01:09:58,780 "Sometime... 1413 01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:01,620 "...when the crew is up against it, 1414 01:10:02,250 --> 01:10:04,590 "and the breaks are beating the boys, 1415 01:10:04,590 --> 01:10:07,800 "tell them to get out there and give it all they've got... 1416 01:10:09,350 --> 01:10:12,110 and win just one for the Zipper." 1417 01:10:12,210 --> 01:10:14,176 ( proud, heroic march playing) 1418 01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,830 "I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said. 1419 01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:21,530 "And I won't smell too good, that's for sure." 1420 01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:26,100 Excuse me, doc. 1421 01:10:27,510 --> 01:10:28,950 I've got a plane to land. 1422 01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:31,483 ( crowd cheering) 1423 01:10:33,050 --> 01:10:36,183 ( thunder crashes ) 1424 01:10:37,770 --> 01:10:39,840 KRAMER: All right, Striker, you better stay up there for a bit. 1425 01:10:39,990 --> 01:10:41,550 Soon as the fog lifts, we'll bring you in. 1426 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:42,990 I'll take it, Elaine. 1427 01:10:52,070 --> 01:10:53,060 Listen to me, Kramer. 1428 01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:56,360 Dr. Rumack says the sick people are in critical condition, 1429 01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:57,710 and every minute counts. 1430 01:10:57,740 --> 01:10:59,270 We've got to land now. 1431 01:11:00,110 --> 01:11:01,400 Don't be a fool, Striker. 1432 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:02,720 You know what a landing like this means. 1433 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:03,770 You more than anybody. 1434 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,660 I'm ordering you to stay up there! 1435 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,580 No dice, Chicago. 1436 01:11:07,730 --> 01:11:09,980 I'm giving the orders, and we're coming in. 1437 01:11:10,730 --> 01:11:12,500 I guess the foot's on the other hand now, 1438 01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,430 isn't it, Kramer? 1439 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:17,690 He'll never make it in this soup. 1440 01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:19,040 Never, not one chance in a million. 1441 01:11:19,070 --> 01:11:20,840 I know, I know. But it's his ship now. 1442 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:22,460 His command. He's in charge. 1443 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:26,750 He's the boss, head man, top dog, big cheese, 1444 01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:27,500 the head honcho, number-- 1445 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,790 Captain, look at this! 1446 01:11:30,770 --> 01:11:32,270 "Passengers Certain to Die"! 1447 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,280 "Airline Negligent." 1448 01:11:35,540 --> 01:11:37,070 There's a sale at Penney's! 1449 01:11:40,670 --> 01:11:42,410 All right, I'll need three men up in the tower. 1450 01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:44,000 You, Neubauer. You, Macias. 1451 01:11:44,210 --> 01:11:46,100 Me, John, big tree. 1452 01:11:47,060 --> 01:11:47,990 Stand by, Striker. 1453 01:11:47,990 --> 01:11:49,520 We're going to the tower. Good luck. 1454 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:51,350 We're going to the tower. 1455 01:11:51,860 --> 01:11:52,670 JOHNNY: The tower! 1456 01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:54,080 The tower! 1457 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,360 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! 1458 01:12:00,980 --> 01:12:02,247 Stewardess? Hm? 1459 01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:03,800 How soon do we land? 1460 01:12:03,830 --> 01:12:05,870 Oh, it won't be long now. Try not to worry. 1461 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,320 We're all ready, sir. 1462 01:12:21,890 --> 01:12:24,170 This is Captain McCroskey. This is Captain Roberts. 1463 01:12:24,260 --> 01:12:26,240 Captain Kramer, this is Captain Colosimo. 1464 01:12:26,330 --> 01:12:28,130 Captain Hinshaw, this is Captain Gatz. 1465 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:29,870 Captain Kramer, Captain Gatz. 1466 01:12:29,900 --> 01:12:31,520 Captain Hinshaw, Captain Roberts. 1467 01:12:32,330 --> 01:12:34,370 All right, Colosimo, you work the relay. 1468 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:36,650 Roberts, check all air traffic within five miles. 1469 01:12:37,340 --> 01:12:38,720 Get that finger out of your ear. 1470 01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,100 You don't know where that finger's been. 1471 01:12:40,130 --> 01:12:42,920 MRS. OVEUR: Steve? 1472 01:12:44,390 --> 01:12:44,900 Got a cigarette, Nelson? 1473 01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:45,650 Now, Linda... 1474 01:12:46,850 --> 01:12:48,440 now, your husband and the others are alive, 1475 01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:50,960 but unconscious. Just like Gerald Ford. 1476 01:12:50,990 --> 01:12:53,210 But now, there's a chance that we can save them 1477 01:12:53,210 --> 01:12:55,490 if Striker can get that plane down in time. 1478 01:12:55,970 --> 01:12:57,770 That isn't much of a chance, is it? 1479 01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:58,910 I don't know, Linda, I don't know. 1480 01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:00,800 But we'll do everything we can. Now excuse me, yeah? 1481 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,340 Where did you get that dress?! 1482 01:13:07,370 --> 01:13:08,330 It's awful! 1483 01:13:08,330 --> 01:13:10,070 And those shoes, and that coat. 1484 01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:11,540 Jesus! 1485 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:12,873 ( weeps ) 1486 01:13:15,650 --> 01:13:19,460 Eight miles. Turn right to heading 044. 1487 01:13:21,650 --> 01:13:24,770 ELAINE: We're now at 2000 feet, beginning our descent. 1488 01:13:24,860 --> 01:13:25,400 Steve. 1489 01:13:26,150 --> 01:13:28,070 I want every light you can get poured onto that field. 1490 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:28,970 Being done right now. 1491 01:13:34,230 --> 01:13:37,170 Tower to all emergency vehicles. Runway is 9'er. 1492 01:13:38,100 --> 01:13:41,050 Airport vehicles take positions one and two. 1493 01:13:41,050 --> 01:13:43,380 Civilian equipment, number three. 1494 01:13:43,410 --> 01:13:46,260 Air Force, positions number four and five. 1495 01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:49,920 All ambulances, go to number three. 1496 01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:53,010 TOWER: Air Israel, please clear the runway. 1497 01:13:53,977 --> 01:13:56,610 ( thunder crashes ) 1498 01:13:59,550 --> 01:14:02,640 In a moment, we'll ask you to assume crash positions. 1499 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,280 Your life jackets are located under your seat. 1500 01:14:05,730 --> 01:14:07,650 Place the jacket over your head, 1501 01:14:07,650 --> 01:14:09,060 and when I give the word, 1502 01:14:09,060 --> 01:14:11,130 pull the cord on the right-side flap. 1503 01:14:11,430 --> 01:14:13,140 WOMAN: Oh, isn't that cute? 1504 01:14:13,170 --> 01:14:15,090 Your seat cushions are also equipped 1505 01:14:15,090 --> 01:14:16,620 with a flotation device. 1506 01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:21,600 DJ: WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever. 1507 01:14:21,700 --> 01:14:23,066 ( transmission ceases ) 1508 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,990 Watch your altitude, Striker. You're too erratic. 1509 01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:29,730 You can't come straight in. 1510 01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:32,340 You've got enough fuel left for two hours of flying. 1511 01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:33,540 I'll take it, Elaine. 1512 01:14:34,260 --> 01:14:35,430 Listen to me, Kramer. 1513 01:14:35,940 --> 01:14:37,710 We have people up here who will die 1514 01:14:37,710 --> 01:14:39,780 in less than an hour, let alone two. 1515 01:14:40,020 --> 01:14:41,880 I may bend your precious airplane, 1516 01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:42,840 but I'll get it down. 1517 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:44,910 I'm putting the landing gear down now. 1518 01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:47,610 Mr. Striker, the passengers are ready. 1519 01:14:48,210 --> 01:14:49,050 Thanks, Randy. 1520 01:14:49,530 --> 01:14:50,700 You better leave, sweetheart. 1521 01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:52,290 You might get hurt up here. 1522 01:14:52,290 --> 01:14:53,656 ( Randy screams ) 1523 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:56,456 ( glass shatters, metal clatters ) 1524 01:14:59,590 --> 01:14:59,980 Ted? 1525 01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:01,513 ( romantic theme playing) 1526 01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:05,590 Yes? 1527 01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:08,440 I wanted you to know... 1528 01:15:08,620 --> 01:15:09,610 now... 1529 01:15:10,150 --> 01:15:11,920 I'm very proud. 1530 01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:18,670 Tell them the gear is down, and we're ready to land. 1531 01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:26,000 The gear is down, and we're ready to land. 1532 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:28,880 All right, he's on final now. 1533 01:15:29,270 --> 01:15:30,920 Put out all runway lights, except 9'er. 1534 01:15:33,710 --> 01:15:36,980 Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now. 1535 01:15:38,380 --> 01:15:38,830 No. 1536 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:42,580 That's just what they'll be expecting us to do. 1537 01:15:49,030 --> 01:15:50,470 I just wanna tell you both, good luck. 1538 01:15:50,470 --> 01:15:51,580 We're all counting on you. 1539 01:15:54,850 --> 01:15:56,320 All right, now just listen carefully. 1540 01:15:56,950 --> 01:15:59,050 You should be able to see the runway at 300 feet. 1541 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,900 Aim the touch down a third of the way along. 1542 01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:03,340 There's a slight crosswind from the right, 1543 01:16:03,340 --> 01:16:04,480 so be ready for it. 1544 01:16:05,530 --> 01:16:07,930 Land too fast, use your emergency brakes. 1545 01:16:08,050 --> 01:16:09,580 Red handle's right in front of you. 1546 01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:11,290 If that doesn't stop you... 1547 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:19,990 If that doesn't stop you, cut the four ignition switches 1548 01:16:19,990 --> 01:16:21,400 over the copilot's head. 1549 01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:26,020 KRAMER: Do you see us now? 1550 01:16:26,860 --> 01:16:28,600 You should be able to see the field, now. 1551 01:16:28,700 --> 01:16:31,833 ( barking ) 1552 01:16:31,933 --> 01:16:34,466 ( tense suspenseful theme playing) 1553 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:37,930 Sure is quiet out there. 1554 01:16:38,290 --> 01:16:39,400 Yeah, too quiet. 1555 01:16:39,460 --> 01:16:44,080 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. 1556 01:16:44,180 --> 01:16:45,946 ( sniffs ) 1557 01:16:58,070 --> 01:16:58,970 There it is. 1558 01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:03,020 There he is! 1559 01:17:05,540 --> 01:17:07,610 Striker, you're coming in too fast! 1560 01:17:07,910 --> 01:17:09,110 I know! I know! 1561 01:17:09,590 --> 01:17:11,060 He knows! He knows! 1562 01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:12,530 Wow. 1563 01:17:12,530 --> 01:17:16,430 He's below 700 now and still going down. 1564 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:21,770 Six-seventy-five, 650, 625. He's holding. 1565 01:17:21,770 --> 01:17:22,580 He's holding. He's at-- No, no. He's down, he's down. 1566 01:17:22,580 --> 01:17:24,470 Sound your alarm bell, now! 1567 01:17:25,070 --> 01:17:26,370 ( siren wails ) 1568 01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:29,120 All right, now, everybody, get in crash positions. 1569 01:17:29,220 --> 01:17:31,654 ( all screaming ) 1570 01:17:34,670 --> 01:17:36,320 Put down 30 degrees of flap! 1571 01:17:40,580 --> 01:17:41,330 KRAMER: Striker, now listen to me. 1572 01:17:41,690 --> 01:17:43,430 Remember your brakes and switches! 1573 01:17:43,430 --> 01:17:44,870 Get ready to flare it out! 1574 01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:47,360 He's all over the place. 1575 01:17:47,510 --> 01:17:49,640 Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. 1576 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,170 What an asshole. 1577 01:17:51,170 --> 01:17:54,070 KRAMER: Hold up, harder! Put down more flap! 1578 01:17:59,710 --> 01:18:00,490 Just kidding. 1579 01:18:00,490 --> 01:18:01,570 Muh-ha-ha! 1580 01:18:01,570 --> 01:18:05,740 KRAMER: Striker, lift your nose. Straighten your wings! 1581 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:08,350 Coming in too fast. Watch your speed. 1582 01:18:09,070 --> 01:18:10,180 He's coming right at us! 1583 01:18:10,813 --> 01:18:12,413 ( screams ) 1584 01:18:12,513 --> 01:18:13,680 ( crash ) 1585 01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:16,390 Coming in too hot! 1586 01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:18,180 Ease up on the throttle! 1587 01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:20,810 Watch for that crosswind. Level it out. 1588 01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:22,220 Aim for the numbers. 1589 01:18:22,490 --> 01:18:23,840 You'll have to dip your left wing. 1590 01:18:23,940 --> 01:18:26,040 ( air screeching ) 1591 01:18:27,850 --> 01:18:28,420 You're drifting. 1592 01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:33,230 Keep your eyes on the far end of the runway. 1593 01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:34,850 You're too low, damn it! 1594 01:18:36,990 --> 01:18:38,160 Watch your stall speed. 1595 01:18:43,230 --> 01:18:45,210 Flare out! 1596 01:18:46,260 --> 01:18:48,240 Now ease her down! Down! 1597 01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:57,020 The brake! Pull the red handle! 1598 01:18:57,020 --> 01:18:58,354 ( clank ) 1599 01:18:58,354 --> 01:18:59,754 ( screeching ) 1600 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,620 I just wanna tell you both, good luck. 1601 01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:02,610 We're all counting on you. 1602 01:19:03,510 --> 01:19:04,976 ( tires continue screeching ) 1603 01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:13,270 WOMAN ( over PA ): Flight 209 now arriving, gate eight. 1604 01:19:13,370 --> 01:19:14,370 ( tires screeching ) 1605 01:19:15,030 --> 01:19:15,840 Gate nine. 1606 01:19:15,940 --> 01:19:16,907 ( tires screeching ) 1607 01:19:17,190 --> 01:19:18,060 Gate 10. 1608 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:24,080 KRAMER: Pull on a lever. Push a button! 1609 01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:29,530 Gate 13. 1610 01:19:29,950 --> 01:19:31,030 Gate 14. 1611 01:19:31,690 --> 01:19:32,800 Gate 15. 1612 01:19:32,933 --> 01:19:34,266 ( screams ) 1613 01:19:36,233 --> 01:19:37,800 ( screaming ) 1614 01:19:38,410 --> 01:19:40,870 Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! 1615 01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:48,190 It's a twister! It's a twister! 1616 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:52,030 Gate 23...24...25. 1617 01:19:55,864 --> 01:19:58,330 ( sirens wailing ) 1618 01:19:58,430 --> 01:20:00,830 ( chattering excitedly ) 1619 01:20:15,430 --> 01:20:17,560 I just wanna tell you both, good luck. 1620 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:18,640 We're all counting on you. 1621 01:20:18,740 --> 01:20:21,873 ( cheerful, triumphant theme playing) 1622 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,630 KRAMER: Striker? 1623 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:27,790 Striker, you all right? 1624 01:20:27,820 --> 01:20:28,540 Yeah. 1625 01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:30,700 We're okay. 1626 01:20:31,430 --> 01:20:33,950 Ted, that was probably the lousiest landing 1627 01:20:33,950 --> 01:20:35,450 in the history of this airport. 1628 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,860 But some of us here, particularly me, 1629 01:20:39,860 --> 01:20:42,180 would like to buy you a drink and shake your hand. 1630 01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:49,750 And, Ted, I just want you to know 1631 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:51,040 that when the going got rough... 1632 01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:55,330 Okay, all right. Have a nice day. 1633 01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:57,550 Okay. Have a nice day. 1634 01:20:57,550 --> 01:20:59,200 Thank you for flying Trans American. 1635 01:21:00,580 --> 01:21:02,530 KRAMER: Loneliness, that's the bottom line. 1636 01:21:03,730 --> 01:21:05,140 I was never happy as a child. 1637 01:21:05,740 --> 01:21:07,540 Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? 1638 01:21:07,870 --> 01:21:09,400 To me, it was a living hell. 1639 01:21:10,220 --> 01:21:12,650 Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, 1640 01:21:12,650 --> 01:21:15,170 in the head, by an iron boot? 1641 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,800 Of course you don't. No one does. That never happens. 1642 01:21:18,890 --> 01:21:21,230 I'm sorry, Ted. That's a dumb question. Skip that. 1643 01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:25,640 WOMAN: Hurry, hurry. 1644 01:21:26,150 --> 01:21:27,500 Okay, folks. There you go. 1645 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:28,880 Have a nice day. 1646 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:32,666 ( brakes screech ) 1647 01:21:32,766 --> 01:21:34,866 ( crash ) 1648 01:21:34,966 --> 01:21:36,300 ( woman wails ) 1649 01:21:44,190 --> 01:21:47,040 Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating. 1650 01:21:47,490 --> 01:21:48,960 The best investment in America. 1651 01:21:49,060 --> 01:21:51,994 ( sweeping, romantic theme playing) 1652 01:21:57,027 --> 01:22:00,360 ( female chorus singing angelically) 1653 01:22:20,866 --> 01:22:23,666 ( chorus voices crack) 1654 01:22:23,766 --> 01:22:25,800 ( bold, triumphant march playing) 1655 01:22:42,933 --> 01:22:44,766 ( air hissing ) 1656 01:22:55,933 --> 01:22:59,800 ( jubilant, festive march playing) 1657 01:24:48,066 --> 01:24:51,966 ( sweeping, romantic theme playing) 1658 01:25:33,766 --> 01:25:37,300 ( tense, suspenseful theme playing) 1659 01:26:41,766 --> 01:26:45,666 ( bold, triumphant march playing) 1660 01:27:21,460 --> 01:27:23,590 Well, I'll give him another 20 minutes. 1661 01:27:24,130 --> 01:27:25,180 But that's it. 121423