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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:04,037 ( upbeat music playing ) 2 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,589 ♪ I GOT FRIENDS 3 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:24,858 ♪ MMM, SO SWEET 4 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:29,996 ♪ TO SING TO WHEN I'M PASSING ON THE STREET ♪ 5 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:32,665 ♪ I GOT MY GUITAR 6 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,235 ♪ TO PLAY WHEN I'M DOWN, YEAH ♪ 7 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:39,672 ♪ AND A MICROPHONE LOUD ENOUGH TO ROCK THIS TOWN ♪ 8 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:45,111 ♪ BUT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO NOTHING IN THE END ♪ 9 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:47,113 ♪ WHEN YOU AIN'T GOT LOVE 10 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,949 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT LOVE ♪ 11 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:52,385 ♪ BUT IT ALL AMOUNTS TO ♪ 12 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,421 ♪ NOTHING IN THE END 13 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:56,523 ♪ WHEN YOU AIN'T GOT LOVE 14 00:00:56,556 --> 00:01:00,126 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT LOVE, YEAH. ♪ 15 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:06,966 ( car passing ) 16 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:20,447 ( distant shouting ) 17 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,449 ( boys running ) 18 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:25,952 - NO! - ( all panting ) 19 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:27,654 - OH, SHIT! - All: OH, SHIT! 20 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,055 GO GO! 21 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:30,757 GO! 22 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,794 - SHIT! - GUYS, THIS WAY! 23 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,463 - COME ON! - GO! 24 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,231 OW! 25 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,433 DUDE, IF WE DON'T GO ANYWHERE, WILL THEY FUCKING EXPEL US? 26 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,268 NO, THEY CAN FUCKING ARREST US! 27 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:43,903 GUYS, COME ON, THIS WAY. 28 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,772 ( laughing ) 29 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:49,542 SHIT. 30 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:53,079 All: SHH! SHH SHH SHH! 31 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:55,348 WHOO! I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD ALL THOSE BEERS. 32 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:56,816 BULLSHIT, MAN. YOU BARELY HAD ONE. 33 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,585 YOU'RE, LIKE, THE ONLY FRAT GUY IN THE COUNTRY 34 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,587 WHO'S DOWN FOR THE COUNT AFTER A BEER AND A HALF. 35 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,288 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PLEDGED. 36 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:04,290 LOOK, OUR PARTIES ARE AWESOME. YOU'D JOIN TOO. 37 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:05,825 YEAH, I'D JOIN IF I LIKED STRIPPING DOWN, 38 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,527 LIGHTING CANDLES AND GETTING PADDLED BY GUYS. 39 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,629 YOUR HAT LOOKS NICE, BY THE WAY. 40 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:12,298 YEAH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, BY THE WAY? ARE YOU LIKE A D.X.P. BITCH? 41 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,968 NO, I'M A PLEDGE. IF I LOSE THE HAT, I'M FUCKED. 42 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:17,170 WHY ARE YOU WEARING IT WHEN YOU'RE HOME? 43 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:20,440 JUST IN CASE. I DON'T KNOW, WHATEVER. SHUT UP! 44 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,142 "MY HAT!" 45 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:23,776 ( boys laughing ) 46 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,612 - LOOK AT THE BABY-- - STOP STOP STOP! 47 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,080 ( door closes ) 48 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,682 ( cell phone ringing ) 49 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:32,152 All: FUCK! TURN OFF YOUR PHONE. 50 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:36,689 GET DOWN. YOU'RE TOO FUCKING HIGH. 51 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:44,130 ( door opens, closes ) 52 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,698 GOD, YOU'RE BEING SUCH A FUCKING-- 53 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:47,901 DUDE, IF THAT WAS FUCKING AMY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 54 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:50,003 ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 55 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:02,849 - OH MY GOD! - WHAT A RUSH, HUH? 56 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:05,418 HI, AMY, IT'S PATRICK. 57 00:03:05,451 --> 00:03:08,087 YEAH, SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL. 58 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:12,025 NO, WE ARE DEFINITELY STILL ON FOR TONIGHT. 59 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:13,826 I LOVE-- 60 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,061 OH! 61 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:16,896 DUDE, IS AMY GIVING YOU PROBLEMS? 62 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,231 - LET ME TALK TO HER. - SHUT UP. 63 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:20,400 DUDE, I'M GOOD WITH WOMEN. 64 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:22,168 HI, IT'S ME AGAIN. 65 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:24,404 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY I LOVE YOU, BUT THE PHONE CUT OUT 66 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,606 - SO I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I DO... - ( boys teasing ) 67 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,408 ...LOVE YOU. 68 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,710 OKAY, BYE. 69 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:32,345 ( all laughing ) 70 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,947 YOU KNOW, YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALMOST FUCKED US. 71 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,949 DUDE, YOU DEFINITELY OUGHT TO TURKEY-DROP THAT BITCH. 72 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,951 TURKEY-DROP? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 73 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:40,086 YEAH, TURKEY-DROP-- THANKSGIVING, 74 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:43,022 COLLEGE FRESHMEN COME BACK AND THEY DUMP THEIR OLD HIGH-SCHOOL GIRLFRIENDS. 75 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,257 - MM-HMM. - IT'S TRUE. 76 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,559 - DEFINITELY TRUE. - YEAH. 77 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:48,294 SHUT UP, NOLAN. WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 78 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:49,896 DUDE, HE KNOWS MORE THAN YOU, PATRICIA. 79 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,764 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SINGLE AND FREE IN COLLEGE. 80 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,867 YOU PARTY, YOU HOOK UP WITH GIRLS. NO RELATIONSHIPS. 81 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,937 NO RELAT-- YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST FINE THE WAY THINGS ARE. 82 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,773 OKAY? AT LEAST I'M NOT GONNA WAKE UP AT SOME FRAT HOUSE 83 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:04,243 IN THREE AND A HALF YEARS AND WONDER WHAT THE HELL TO DO WITH MY LIFE. 84 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:07,447 BESIDES, YOU KNOW WHAT, RYAN? YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW TOO. 85 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,315 WHAT ABOUT THIS NEW GIRL? AUBREY? 86 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:10,917 AUDREY. 87 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:12,919 JESUS CHRIST. AND WE'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. 88 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,654 WE JUST FUCK WHEN I'M IN TOWN. 89 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:16,823 OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, BECAUSE JUST SCREWING SOMEONE 90 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:19,592 WHEN YOU'RE IN TOWN, THAT'S NEVER LED TO PROBLEMS FOR ANYONE-- EVER. 91 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:22,228 - AUDREY DOESN'T SEEM TO CARE. - OH, MAN, THAT'S IT. 92 00:04:22,261 --> 00:04:25,331 THAT'S IT. OH, THAT'S JESSICA'S PERFUME. 93 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,567 - THIS IS HER LOCKER. - DUDE, YOU SICK FUCK. 94 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,069 - YOU'RE STILL NOT OVER HER? - WHAT? 95 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,171 YOU COULDN'T EVEN TALK TO HER. YOU COULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM AS HER. 96 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,840 - COME ON! - I HEARD SHE'S A NUN OR SOMETHING NOW. 97 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:35,942 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - UH-HUH. 98 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,477 - REALLY? - YEAH. 99 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,579 - NO WAY. - NUNS DON'T HAVE SEX. 100 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,582 SO SHE'S PROBABLY GOT A HAIRY SNATCH. 101 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,017 ( all laugh ) 102 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,685 THAT'S SCARY. 103 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:47,587 ON THAT NOTE, I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 104 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,656 MY MOM'S GONNA GET PISSED. 105 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,190 ALL RIGHT, DUDE. WE'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 106 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,760 YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. 107 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,629 PRETTY EXCITING WAY TO END THANKSGIVING, HUH? 108 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,699 - UH-- -( can rolls ) 109 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,540 OKAY, GUYS, WELL, IT'S THE LAST NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING BREAK. 110 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,175 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING LATER? 111 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:11,210 NOTHING REALLY. 112 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,812 UM, I'M GOING TO AUDREY'S. 113 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:15,448 OKAY, I THINK I'M GONNA GO TO AMY'S. 114 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,483 WELL, HAVE FUN DOING NOTHING. 115 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:18,985 ALL RIGHT. 116 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,957 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 117 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,359 YEAH. 118 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:35,034 FUCK YOU, MAN. 119 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,638 YOU'RE THE FRAT BOY, FUCKING PADDLING EACH OTHER NAKED AND SHIT. 120 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,740 AND, UH... 121 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:43,843 I'M GLAD YOU LOST THE BABY BLUE. IT WASN'T REALLY FOR YOU. 122 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:46,879 -DID MATCH YOUR EYES, THOUGH. - I LEFT MY FUCKING-- 123 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,526 ( horn honking ) 124 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:07,700 WHAT UP, HOMEY? 125 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,535 MORGAN! 126 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:11,270 JESUS, YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. 127 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:12,772 THAT'S THE IDEA. 128 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:14,273 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 129 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,275 WELL, THE LITTLE WOMAN WENT PSYCHO 130 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,344 AND HID THE REMOTE CONTROL, SO I THOUGHT I'D TAKE OLD YELLER 131 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,213 OUR FOR A CRUISE. 132 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:22,348 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT COLLEGE. 133 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:24,183 THANKSGIVING. 134 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,885 THANKSGIVING. THAT'S RIGHT. 135 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,087 HEY, GET YOUR BONY ASS UP HERE. TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 136 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,056 LET'S CATCH UP. 137 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,498 - THIS YOUR HAT? - OH! 138 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:43,703 STAY RIGHT THERE. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU'RE IN? 139 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,138 LOOK, I'M VERY SORRY, SIR. 140 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:47,273 - THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE. - I KNOW, I JUST-- 141 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:49,675 IF ANYONE FOUND OUT HOW CLOSE YOU CAME TO LOSING THIS HAT-- 142 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:53,412 WAIT, SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 143 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:56,382 RELAX, DUDE. OKAY? I'M D.X.P. OVER AT S.C. 144 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:58,151 NO WAY! S.C.? 145 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,052 ME TOO, MAN. I'M ALEC. 146 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,287 ANTHONY. 147 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:06,893 - SO YOU'RE IN THE FRAT? - DON'T ACT SO SURPRISED. 148 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,395 NO, I MEAN, I'M NOT. YOU LOOK-- YOU TOTALLY LOOK-- 149 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,898 I-- I JUST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU. 150 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,900 WELL, I TOOK THE SEMESTER OFF... 151 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,501 SLOWLY TURNING INTO A YEAR OFF. 152 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:16,969 WELL, THANKS FOR FINDING MY HAT. 153 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:18,771 I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW IT GOT IN HERE. 154 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:21,240 DO YOU REALLY THINK I DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS? 155 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,743 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - DUDE, 156 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,312 SOMEONE MUST'VE REALLY FUCKED UP LETTING YOUR ASS IN. 157 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:28,414 WELL, I PLEDGED WITH A BUNCH OF FRIENDS AND THEY SAID-- 158 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,449 LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT? 159 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,251 I GOT A LOT OF SHIT I'VE GOT TO DO TONIGHT BEFORE I CAN GET OUT OF HERE. 160 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,487 WHY DON'T YOU JUST HEAD ON HOME, ALL RIGHT? 161 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,123 DEFINITELY. YEAH, I WAS JUST GONNA GET OUT OF HERE ANYWAYS, SO-- 162 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,859 ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU DID ALMOST LOSE THAT HAT, RIGHT? 163 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:42,461 SORRY, CAN'T LET YOU OFF THE HOOK THAT EASY. 164 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,615 - HEY, PAT! - HEY. 165 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,050 WHAT'S UP, MAN? I NEED TO BORROW YOUR CAR. THANKS! 166 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,685 WHOA WHOA WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HEY! 167 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:08,120 ANTHONY, WATCH THE CAR! YOU'RE GONNA SCRATCH IT. 168 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,989 - GIVE ME THE KEYS BACK. - DUDE, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 169 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:12,191 I GOTTA BE AT A PARTY IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES. 170 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,360 - SO WALK. - THAT WOULD TAKE FOREVER. 171 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:17,363 PLUS IT'S-- IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. 172 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:19,365 OKAY, FINE, YOU CAN TRY TO DRIVE MY CAR, 173 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,367 BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT THE SECRET CODE. 174 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,803 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONCE AND FOR ALL. 175 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,905 THERE'S NO PASS CODE FOR THESE BMWs. 176 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:28,641 YOU'VE BEEN MAKING THIS SHIT UP THE WHOLE TIME, HAVEN'T YOU? 177 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,744 ALL RIGHT, YEAH YEAH. I MADE UP THE CODE. 178 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:34,480 BUT LISTEN, IF YOU HAVE TO GO TO THIS PARTY, I'LL DRIVE YOU. 179 00:08:34,513 --> 00:08:36,582 YOU ARE NEVER TO DRIVE THIS CAR. OKAY? 180 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,551 I BUSTED MY ASS ALL SUMMER TO PAY FOR IT. 181 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:40,987 YEAH, WHATEVER. DAD PAID FOR HALF. 182 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,923 GIVE ME THE KEYS. 183 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:45,558 GIVE ME THE KEYS. 184 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:46,959 GIVE ME THE KEYS! 185 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,263 ( radio playing ) 186 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:29,502 OH, NICE. 187 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,311 ( camera phone clicking ) 188 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,320 ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES OF ME? 189 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:49,488 YOU BETTER DELETE THAT. 190 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,557 YEAH, RIGHT, IT'S MY REWARD FOR COMING UP HERE. 191 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,625 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 192 00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:53,893 - OH, YEAH? - COME ON. 193 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,495 SHH SHH! MY GRANDMA CAN HEAR. 194 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,497 - SHH. - WE HAVE TO BE QUIET. 195 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,466 DOES YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE OLD PEOPLE? 196 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:02,535 OH, DEAL WITH IT. 197 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:07,173 SO YOU'RE GONNA DELETE THAT PHOTO, RIGHT? 198 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,544 I'VE MISSED YOU, RYAN. 199 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:15,948 GRANDMA! 200 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,984 OH! I THINK THERE'S A BURGLAR IN THE HOUSE. 201 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,152 - ARE YOU OKAY? - GRANDMA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 202 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,788 I HEARD NOISES OVER-- 203 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,424 OH, I THINK HE'S IN THIS ROOM! 204 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,660 SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE DOOR NOW! 205 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:30,096 - WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! - YOU STAY RIGHT THERE 206 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:33,599 - UNLESS YOU WANT A FACE FULL OF KNIFE! - GRANDMA, WAIT. 207 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,501 YOU KNOW THIS BOY? 208 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:37,470 GRANDMA, THIS IS MY FRIEND RYAN. 209 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,138 WHO? 210 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,140 - HE'S MY BOYF-- - I'M A FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 211 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:44,310 WELL, YOU SURE MADE ME LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON. 212 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:46,979 LET'S GET YOU BACK TO BED, OKAY? 213 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:51,117 IS HE A HOMOSEXUAL? 214 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:54,020 - NO, GRANDMA. - MMM. 215 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,157 Morgan: NO, SEE, I DON'T MIND THE BOOGER-EATERS, 216 00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,725 'CAUSE THAT'S KIND OF A VICTIMLESS CRIME, 217 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,794 BUT THIS KID'S A BOOGER-WIPER. 218 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,497 SO I PUT HIM IN THE BACK NEXT TO THE KID THAT SHITS HIS PANTS, 219 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,899 BUT THE OTHER ONES, THEY'RE GREAT. 220 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:09,802 YOU KNOW, THEY REMIND ME A LOT OF YOU AND YOUR RATPACK YOU USED TO HANG OUT WITH. 221 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,737 - YEAH. - YOU EVER SEE THOSE GUYS ANYMORE? 222 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,140 YEAH, ACTUALLY, WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT. 223 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:17,476 IT'S WEIRD, YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM SINCE I WENT AWAY FOR COLLEGE. 224 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,311 AH. HOW IS COLLEGE? 225 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,180 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 226 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:23,215 TELL ME-- TELL ME SOME WILD STORY. 227 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,684 JUST GIVE ME ONE. 228 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:27,319 I DON'T KNOW. 229 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,088 LET ME MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR YOU. 230 00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:31,757 TELL ME ABOUT THE LADIES. 231 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,826 UM... 232 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,228 - YOU KNOW. - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T. 233 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:42,668 YOU'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU TELL ME A WILD STORY ABOUT THE LADIES. 234 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:44,737 UM... 235 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,374 THERE'S A LOT OF HOT GIRLS... 236 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,109 IN COLLEGE. 237 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:51,377 - HOT GIRLS? - YEAH. 238 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,445 I LIKE THAT. 239 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,347 THERE'S A LOT OF DISEASES... 240 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,949 NOWADAYS. 241 00:11:56,982 --> 00:12:00,119 AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET LOCKED INTO ANYTHING... 242 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,254 RIGHT NOW. 243 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,190 - SHIT. - YEAH. 244 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,125 UH... 245 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,960 YEAH. 246 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:10,029 HEY! HEY, SHE'S PRETTY. 247 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,331 - HUH? - YEAH. 248 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,067 GO TALK TO HER. 249 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,103 NO, I'M NOT GONNA GO TALK TO HER. 250 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,904 - GO. - NO. 251 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,206 - COME ON. - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 252 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,041 NO, GO! I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU. 253 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,943 - WHAT, MORGAN! - HEY, SUNSHINE! 254 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:25,644 YOU GETTIN' ON OR WHAT? 255 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,547 ME? 256 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,116 YEAH, LET'S GO. GET ON THE BUS. 257 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:31,617 WE GOTTA MOVE. 258 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,721 THAT'S A SCHOOL BUS. 259 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,124 YES, IT IS. 260 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:40,826 MY NAME IS MORGAN AND I ALWAYS DRIVE ROUTE TWO. 261 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,328 MY REGULAR BUS BROKE DOWN 262 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,630 SO THEY GAVE ME THIS ONE TONIGHT. 263 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:46,432 THEY GAVE YOU A SCHOOL BUS? 264 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,634 YES. YES, THE CITY DOES NOT WANT TO SPEND MUCH MONEY 265 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,402 ON MASS TRANSIT, AS YOU CAN TELL, 266 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,605 BECAUSE ONLY THE COOL PEOPLE RIDE THE BUS 267 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,907 AND THERE AIN'T THAT MANY COOL PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN-- 268 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,343 BASICALLY ME AND NOLAN HERE 269 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,345 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU. 270 00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,547 ARE YOU A PERVERT? 271 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,416 ( sighs ) 272 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,986 WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE "PERVERT." 273 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,855 WELL, IS THE WHOLE PICKING-UP-KIDS 274 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,925 SOME SORT OF WEIRD FETISH OR SOMETHING? 275 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,927 I HAVE MADE LOVE TO MY WIFE EVERY WEDNESDAY 276 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,096 FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS JUST 'CAUSE IT'S HUMP DAY. 277 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,932 I DID ACCIDENTALLY WALK IN ON MY SISTER-IN-LAW IN THE SHOWER 278 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,834 AND SNEAK A PEEK. 279 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,702 I DID THE SAME THING TO MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, BUT THAT WAS MORE 280 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,871 OF A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT ABOUT THE FUTURE. 281 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,973 DO PERVERTS DREAMS FOR TWO HOURS A DAY 282 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,109 THEY'RE HUGE ROCK STARS TRAVELING ALL OVER EUROPE, 283 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,511 GETTING MOBBED BY FANS ON TOPLESS BEACHES? 284 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,146 THEN I PROBABLY AM A PERVERT. 285 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,015 - HOW ABOUT THIS-- - OKAY, I GET IT. 286 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,317 OKAY. 287 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,219 YOU'RE CRAZY. 288 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,654 THANK YOU. 289 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,958 OKAY. UH... 290 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,561 BUT IF YOU TRY ANYTHING, YOU WILL QUICKLY DISCOVER 291 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:52,698 THAT I CAN SCREAM LOUDER THAN ANYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 292 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,366 YOU'VE NEVER MET MY WIFE. 293 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,401 COME ON. 294 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:11,584 SO WHY'D YOU CHOOSE D.X.P.? 295 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,252 ( metal clangs ) 296 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:16,555 WELL, I HEARD FROM PEOPLE THAT CHICKS DIG D.X.P. GUYS. 297 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,824 - AH, SHOULD HAVE ASSUMED. - WELL, IT'S TRUE, RIGHT? 298 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,392 WHAT, WITH ALL THE PARTIES WE THROW? 299 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,161 DUDE, CHICKS FLOCK LIKE SHEEP. 300 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,662 ( clanging ) 301 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,398 AH, SO WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS SEMESTER OFF? 302 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,267 HEY, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS. 303 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,270 DID YOU EVER HAVE TO GO TO THE HOUSE AT 4:00 A.M. AND MOVE A FRIDGE? 304 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:33,505 YEAH, A FRIDGE FULL OF BEER DOWNSTAIRS 305 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,574 ONLY TO HAVE TO MOVE IT UPSTAIRS AFTER THEY'D CHANGED THEIR MINDS. 306 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,110 I HATED THAT SO FUCKING MUCH, MAN. 307 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,679 WELL, YOU HAVE ME TO THANK FOR THAT-- MY IDEA. 308 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,248 THAT WAS YOUR IDEA? 309 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,717 THAT'S SO COOL, MAN. 310 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,585 ( clanging ) 311 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,588 DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL HAVE YOUR OWN PLEDGES TO MESS WITH SOON, 312 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,190 ASSUMING YOU MAKE THE CUT. 313 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,524 -( rustling ) - YEAH, WELL-- 314 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,593 DUDE, SHUT UP. 315 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:01,033 COME WITH ME. I MAY NEED YOUR HELP. 316 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,069 YEAH, I CAN BE LIKE BACKUP, RIGHT? 317 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,904 ( music and chattering ) 318 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:11,143 DUDE, THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE SO FUCKING SWEET. 319 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:14,280 JOHN'S SISTER AND HER SMOKING-HOT FRIEND 320 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,749 GOT US A KEG. THEY'RE FROM OUT OF TOWN. 321 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,486 HEY, ANDREW, YOU FORGOT YOUR BAG. 322 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,054 SHIT! 323 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,123 - WHAT IS THIS? - 'SHROOMS, MOTHERFUCKER! 324 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,991 - DOINK! HEH HEH HEH! - HEY, ANDREW? 325 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,993 ANDREW, GET BACK HERE. 326 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,762 WHAH! 327 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:33,332 STUPID-- WHY AM I DEALING WITH THIS KID? 328 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,801 I CAN'T-- DAMN IT! 329 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,810 DON'T TOUCH MY CAR. 330 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,781 WHAT A DOUCHEBAG. 331 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,949 ( rock music playing ) 332 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,324 ( all screaming ) 333 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,174 DUDE, THE PARTY'S-- HEY, PATRICK! 334 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,676 - WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY? - JAY BOB, HEY. 335 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,511 - HAVE YOU SEEN MY BROTHER? - YEAH, ACTUALLY. 336 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,147 I SAW HIM GO UPSTAIRS WITH A BEER. 337 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,382 GO ON, GO, BUDDY. 338 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:33,692 - Andrew: I THINK YOU JUST EAT IT OR SOMETHING. - Boy: FUCK THAT, DUDE. 339 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,896 -YOU SMELL THAT SHIT? - Boy #2: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D DONE THIS BEFORE, DUDE. 340 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,166 HEY, PUT THAT SHIT AWAY. 341 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,968 GUYS, LOOK WHO IT IS-- IT'S THE NARC. 342 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,471 LISTEN, I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU DRINKING, OKAY? 343 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,506 BUT I DO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU DOING DRUGS. 344 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:50,209 AND SINCE WHEN DOES WHAT I DO HAVE TO BE OKAY WITH YOU? 345 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,910 - THIS SHIT IS ILLEGAL. -COME ON! 346 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,412 YOU PROBABLY DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. 347 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,748 - NO, I DON'T. - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 348 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,550 BECAUSE YOU HAVE A STICK WAY TOO FAR UP YOUR ASS TO DO MUCH OF ANYTHING AT ALL. 349 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,018 YOU KNOW WHAT? SHUT UP! 350 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,920 YOU NEED TO SHOW ME A LITTLE RESPECT. 351 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,989 RESPECT? FOR YOU? 352 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:07,259 YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA END UP MARRYING YOUR HIGH-SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND. 353 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,561 HOW PATHETIC IS THAT? YOUR LIFE IS BASICALLY OVER. 354 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,597 DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT AMY, OKAY? 355 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:14,466 DUDE, HOW EMBARRASSING DO YOU THINK IT IS THAT YOU'RE STILL WITH HER? 356 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,604 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 357 00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,706 Audrey: GRANDMA, HE'S JUST A FRIEND. 358 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,708 Grandma: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU TWO CAN DO? 359 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,777 YOU CAN BAKE A FEW PIES. 360 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:28,046 MY RECIPE BOOK SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN. 361 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,018 GOOD NIGHT, DEAR. 362 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,088 - ( sighs ) - I'LL KEEP THE KNIFE JUST IN CASE. 363 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:08,153 RYAN, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS. 364 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,589 - RIGHT. - NO, I REALLY AM. 365 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,291 I DIDN'T SAY YOU WEREN'T. 366 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,963 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 367 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,333 YOUR PARENTS AREN'T IN TOWN, RIGHT? 368 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:22,768 MM-HMM. 369 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,604 AND THEY HAVE A BIGGER BED, DON'T THEY? 370 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,840 NO, RYAN. 371 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,942 COME ON. 372 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,377 YOU OWE ME FOR ALL THIS SHIT. 373 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,355 LET'S GO. 374 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,269 THANKS. 375 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,906 BYE. 376 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,308 - THAT'S YOUR LAST-- - SHH. KEEP IT DOWN. 377 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,976 GO OUT THERE AND TALK TO HER. 378 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,578 I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT. 379 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,213 LISTEN, I GOT HER ON THE BUS. 380 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:42,981 YOU JUST SAT THERE AND STARED AT HER FOR 15 MINUTES. 381 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,483 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I'M GONNA WALK UP 382 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,351 AND I'M GONNA BE LIKE, "HEY, WHAT'S UP? 383 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,520 I'M NOLAN. HOW YOU DOIN'?" SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE, 384 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,722 "OH MY GOD, WHO ARE YOU? GET AWAY." I'VE ALREADY GONE OVER IT IN MY HEAD. 385 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,424 - IT'S STUPID. I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. - OKAY, LET ME. 386 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,226 OW OW! 387 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,995 OH, COME HERE! GIVE ME-- 388 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,131 COME ON! 389 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,568 ( honking ) 390 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,603 FUCK! GOD! 391 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:08,040 ( laughs ) 392 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,880 WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 393 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,749 NOTHING. I'M SORRY. 394 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,218 NOTHING ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED WAS FUNNY AT ALL. 395 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,854 HEY! 396 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,356 COME HERE. LET ME HELP YOU. 397 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,958 THERE'S A LAUNDROMAT RIGHT UP THE STREET. 398 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,526 IT'S FINE. I'M FINE. I'M OKAY. 399 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,895 I'M JUST... WET. 400 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:33,899 COME ON, JUST LET ME HELP YOU. IT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT I DO BEST. 401 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,302 ( laughs ) 402 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,438 I HAVE TO SAY, THE WHOLE HELPLESS-PUPPY-DOG THING 403 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,440 YOU HAVE GOING ON RIGHT NOW IS PRETTY MUCH 404 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:42,741 THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN. 405 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,876 ( laughs ) 406 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,479 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE ON ONE OF THOSE REALLY LAME HALLMARK CARDS. 407 00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,581 YOU KNOW, WHERE THEY SAY "FEEL BETTER" ON THE FRONT 408 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,583 WITH A PICTURE AND THEN INSIDE THEY SAY, 409 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,752 WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING CLEVER OR-- 410 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,291 I'M JAIME. 411 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:03,262 - I'M NOLAN. - EHH. 412 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,131 WHY DON'T WE JUST DO AN AIR HIGH-FIVE? 413 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,969 - ( water squishing ) - EHH. 414 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,571 AWESOME. 415 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,806 UH, OKAY. 416 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,351 ( door closes ) 417 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,089 DANNY? 418 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,691 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 419 00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,526 - I WAS JUST-- - SHE'S HERE, ISN'T SHE? 420 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,262 BECKY! 421 00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,131 DAMN IT, BECKY, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! 422 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:40,632 JESUS CHRIST, ANTHONY! 423 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,934 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. 424 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,936 - YOU CAN'T MAKE ME OPEN THIS CAR. - YOU STOLE MY FUCKING KEY. 425 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,039 YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! 426 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,108 FUCK! 427 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,611 YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. YOU KNOW, I'M NOT-- 428 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,946 YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE HANGING OUT WITH THIS ASSHOLE! 429 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,782 HE'S NOT THE ASSHOLE, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE! 430 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,184 - YOU LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS. - YOU'RE FUCKING 15! 431 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,386 - ACT YOUR FUCKING AGE. - WHY ARE YOU HOME ANYWAY? 432 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,488 - WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE? - THIS IS MY FUCKING HOME. 433 00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:04,856 - LEAVE ME ALONE. - FUCK! 434 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,725 - HEY, WATCH IT! -JESUS CHRIST, ANTHONY! 435 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,960 - JUST LEAVE US ALONE. - I'M FUCKING LEAVING! 436 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,662 GOOD! 437 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:13,899 ( radio playing rock song ) 438 00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:23,375 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 439 00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:25,811 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M JUST GONNA HEAD ON HOME. 440 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,813 YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA. 441 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,015 ACTUALLY, 442 00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:32,050 I'VE GOT A LOT OF LAUNDRY THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. 443 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,352 I'M THINKING YOU'RE GONNA DO IT. 444 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:37,923 UHH, YEAH, SURE. I GUESS. 445 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:50,602 HEY, YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE. 446 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,509 SO, UH... 447 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,244 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TALKING WITH A FEW ALUMS 448 00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:01,580 ABOUT SOME INTERNSHIPS FOR THE SUMMER. 449 00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:04,516 - COOL. - ESPECIALLY IF I WANT TO GET INTO GRAD SCHOOL, 450 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,785 THESE ARE THE STEPS I HAVE TO TAKE. 451 00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,620 ( cell phone rings ) 452 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:11,089 OH, PRIVATE CALL. THIS COULD BE MY BOSS. 453 00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,726 HELLO, PATRICK FELLER. 454 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,796 NO, I'M SORRY. I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. 455 00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:19,131 BYE. 456 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,369 SORRY. 457 00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:26,772 NO, IT'S-- 458 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:31,610 SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT FOR THIS SUMMER? 459 00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,212 WELL, 460 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,249 GO TO EUROPE, MAYBE, WITH SOME FRIENDS. 461 00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:39,418 GO TO EUROPE. 462 00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,720 AND-- AND DO WHAT? 463 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,622 I DON'T KNOW. JUST LIVE A LITTLE. 464 00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:46,224 EXPERIENCE IT ALL-- YOU KNOW, THE COUNTRIES 465 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,959 AND THE PEOPLE. 466 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:51,163 YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GO WITH YOU. 467 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:53,799 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? NOT IF I WANT A SHOT AT GRAD SCHOOL. 468 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,667 WELL, I WASN'T ASKING YOU TO GO WITH ME. 469 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,502 YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T GO BY YOURSELF. 470 00:23:57,536 --> 00:23:59,738 I MEAN, YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO WITH YOU-- IT COULD BE DANGEROUS. 471 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,006 YOU NEED SOME GUYS OR SOMETHING. 472 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:02,741 I'M SURE WE'LL GO WITH SOME GUYS. 473 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,309 WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS? IT'S FIVE MONTHS AWAY. 474 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:05,644 - SEVEN. - SEVEN. WHATEVER! 475 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:07,179 THAT ONLY FURTHERS MY POINT. 476 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,484 ( cell phone ringing ) 477 00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:14,653 SORRY. 478 00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:17,322 I GOTTA TAKE THIS. SORRY. 479 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:21,626 HELLO, PATRICK FELLER. 480 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:24,830 NO, MA'AM, YOU KEEP CALLING ME. 481 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:27,833 IT'S THE SAME GUY YOU'VE BEEN CALLING ALL NIGHT. 482 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,502 YEAH, JUST DOUBLE-CHECK YOUR DIALING. 483 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,211 ANY, LOOK, I'M SORRY. 484 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:45,550 IT'S OKAY. I'M JUST STRESSED FROM PACKING. 485 00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:48,153 I UNDERSTAND. 486 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:56,695 BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU ARE STRESSED OUT FROM PACKING, 487 00:24:56,728 --> 00:24:58,830 UM... 488 00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:02,367 I DO HAVE THIS LITTLE TECHNIQUE THAT I FIND 489 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,003 HELPS ME RELAX A LITTLE BIT. 490 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,841 MAYBE LATER. 491 00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:14,079 ( sighs ) 492 00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:21,853 OKAY, LOOK, I WILL GIVE YOU FOUR MINUTES-- MAX. 493 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,682 ( cell phone ringing ) 494 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,450 SORRY. 495 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,923 ( canned music playing ) 496 00:25:57,956 --> 00:26:00,558 SO DO YOU, UM, 497 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:02,594 LIKE GO TO STANFORD OR A SCHOOL THERE-- 498 00:26:02,627 --> 00:26:03,795 OH, NO, U.C.L.A. 499 00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:05,797 YOU GO TO U.C.L.A.? 500 00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:08,199 REALLY? 501 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,768 I GO TO U.C.L.A. 502 00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:10,969 OH. 503 00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:13,038 REALLY? 504 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,207 THAT IS WEIRD. 505 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,810 WOW, THAT IS JUST-- 506 00:26:18,843 --> 00:26:22,480 ( laughs ) SMALL WORLD, HUH? 507 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:26,384 SO, WHAT-- HOW WAS YOUR BREAK THEN-- 508 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,086 YOUR THANKSGIVING BREAK? 509 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,287 GOOD. 510 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,957 WELL, WE HAD TURKEY. 511 00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:33,658 OH. 512 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:35,093 - MY-- - HOW WAS YOURS? 513 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:37,662 OH. IT WAS GOOD. MINE WAS GOOD. 514 00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:38,797 - YEAH? - YEAH. 515 00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:40,165 - COOL. - YEAH. 516 00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:42,334 IT WAS A TYPICAL, CRAZY NIGHT WITH MY FAMILY. 517 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:43,969 - YEAH? - SO-- YEAH. 518 00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:49,708 UM, I LIKE YOUR UNDERWEAR. 519 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,647 IT WAS JUST A PRESENT. 520 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,415 I HAVE REGULAR UNDERWEAR TOO, 521 00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,785 BUT WE BROUGHT IT BACK HERE TO WASH 522 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:03,288 AND IT WAS ALL GROSS. NOT THAT THESE ARE GROSS, THOUGH, 523 00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:05,256 'CAUSE THESE ARE CLEAN. 524 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,826 WHEN DO YOU FLY BACK? 525 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:10,695 UM, TOMORROW NIGHT. 526 00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:12,497 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? - TOMORROW MORNING. 527 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:14,833 YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO GET BACK, YOU KNOW, 528 00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:17,669 BEFORE MY ROOMMATE. HE PLAYS MUSIC AND-- 529 00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:19,971 SO THEN WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR? 530 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:21,373 COMPUTER SCIENCE. 531 00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:25,276 FOR NOW, YOU KNOW. I WAS THINKING ABOUT 532 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,546 GOING INTO LIT OR SOMETHING. 533 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,715 YOU KNOW. 534 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:32,817 WHAT'S YOURS? 535 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:35,954 I AM UNDECIDED. 536 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,023 - AH. - YUP. 537 00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:41,359 I DECIDED TO STAY UNDECIDED 538 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:42,827 AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. 539 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:50,101 DRYER SHEET. 540 00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:20,331 READY FOR ANOTHER ROUND? 541 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,500 MMM. 542 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,235 BUT I'M SLEEPY. 543 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:28,273 MMM, BUT I'M NOT GONNA SEE YOU FOR ANOTHER MONTH AT LEAST. 544 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,586 - HEY, GIVE ME THAT BACK. - AH! I WIN. 545 00:28:41,619 --> 00:28:43,621 OKAY, SO GIVE IT BACK THEN. 546 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,623 WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID THAT THERE'S GONNA BE NAKED PICTURES 547 00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:47,025 OF YOU ON THIS OR SOMETHING? 548 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,960 UH-HUH, OKAY. GIVE ME-- 549 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:53,298 WHO'S "HOT HIGH-SCHOOL CHICK"? 550 00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:57,368 YOU HAVE A LOT OF CALLS FROM THIS HOT HIGH-SCHOOL CHICK. 551 00:28:57,402 --> 00:29:00,905 ( sighs ) LOOK, JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING-- 552 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:03,875 NO, LET'S JUST SEE WHO THIS IS. 553 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:06,311 ( cell phone ringing ) 554 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:11,416 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 555 00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:13,084 IT'S A COMPLIMENT... 556 00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:14,419 OR A JOKE. 557 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,054 YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT FUNNY. 558 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,656 WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND ANYWAY? 559 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,825 LOOK, ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. COME HERE. 560 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:22,894 - NO, I'M NOT FALLING FOR YOUR SHIT AGAIN, RYAN. - LOOK-- 561 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,063 - I'M SORRY. - RYAN, JUST DON'T. STOP IT! 562 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:26,498 FUCK! GOD-- 563 00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:28,833 YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH! 564 00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:30,602 GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING PHONE! 565 00:29:30,635 --> 00:29:33,404 IT'S LIKE A NEED A FUCKING CHISEL TO GET MY POINT THROUGH. 566 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:36,674 I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. I'M NEVER GONNA BE YOUR BOYFRIEND. 567 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,177 ALL WE DO IS FUCK, OKAY? DO YOU GET THAT NOW? 568 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,112 THAT'S ALL WE'LL EVER DO, 569 00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:43,014 FUCKING HOT HIGH-SCHOOL CHICK! 570 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:48,520 YEAH, FUCKING LEAVE. GO TO YOUR ROOM. 571 00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:51,189 TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHORTS WITH YOU TOO. 572 00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:57,862 FUCKING BITCH. 573 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,738 ( engine starting ) 574 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,508 OH, FUCK! 575 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,210 FUCK! AUDREY! 576 00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:15,213 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR, YOU FUCKING BITCH! 577 00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:18,516 FUCK, MAN! DAMN IT! 578 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:22,387 AUDREY, PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE, YOU SLITHERING TWAT. 579 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,622 FUCK, MAN. GOD DAMN IT! 580 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,824 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. 581 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:34,599 YEAH. EXACTLY. 582 00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:38,670 HERE, FIND SOMETHING GOOD. 583 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,371 PLAYLIST IS KINDA OLD, 584 00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:42,173 BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME GOOD STUFF IN THERE. 585 00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:45,009 YOU LISTEN TO PETE FRANCIS? 586 00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:47,712 - HELL, YEAH, DUDE. - DISPATCH WAS THE SHIT, THOUGH. 587 00:30:47,745 --> 00:30:49,714 THE SHIT. 588 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,224 SO HERE WE ARE. WE'RE BACK WHERE IT ALL STARTED. 589 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:04,028 - YEP. - IF WE SEPARATED NOW, IT'D BE LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED. 590 00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:06,564 - MM, AHH. - ( radio playing ) 591 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,399 BRAAAH! 592 00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:11,269 YOU KNOW, AT THE HOUSE, THERE'S A RULE. 593 00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:13,605 YOU GOTTA SMOKE A BLUNT OR ROLL A BLUNT 594 00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:15,740 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LISTENING TO FRANCIS. 595 00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:18,209 - NICE. - DUDE, THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO RIGHT NOW. 596 00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:20,445 YEAH, I'M DOWN. 597 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,714 CHILL. THAT'S WHY I SAID IT. 598 00:31:22,747 --> 00:31:25,383 HOLD ON A SECOND. I THINK THAT'S MY BUDDY NOLAN. 599 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:27,352 - DO YOU WANT TO PICK HIM UP? - YEAH YEAH, PULL OVER. 600 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:28,519 PULLIN' OVER. 601 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,088 HEY, NOLAN. 602 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:32,257 HEY, ALEC. 603 00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:34,425 HEY, MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU WANNA HANG OUT? 604 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:36,361 YEAH, SURE, UH... 605 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,696 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 606 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,532 OKAY. 607 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,968 THANK YOU. 608 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,043 HEY, WHO'S THE GIRL? 609 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,279 UH, SHE'S JUST A GIRL THAT I MET. 610 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:58,116 - ( brakes squeal ) - HANG ON A SECOND. 611 00:31:58,149 --> 00:32:00,418 WAIT. 612 00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:04,656 - UM, DO YOU WANNA-- - WOW. 613 00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:08,726 YOU BETTER BE BACK TO INVITE ME ALONG BECAUSE THAT WAS REALLY RUDE. 614 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,230 DO YOU WANNA GO? WITH US? 615 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,332 YEAH. 616 00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:19,337 I MEAN, HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA, YOU KNOW, 617 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:21,739 KIDNAP ME AND BRAINWASH ME OR SOMETHING? 618 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:25,243 YOU KNOW, I COULD END UP NAKED IN THE MIDDLE OF A DESERT SOMEWHERE 619 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:28,680 AND I'M JUST NOT SURE THAT I WANT TO TAKE THAT CHANCE. 620 00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:36,187 BUT, I'M KINDA COLD. SO... 621 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:47,098 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M REALLY STARTING TO ENJOY THIS SEMESTER. 622 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:50,401 I GOT MY FIRST RESEARCH PAPER IN. 623 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,705 I'M REALLY GETTING INTO THE GROOVE OF IT ALL. 624 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,942 I THINK WE NEED TO TALK. 625 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,011 ♪ ...SHOULD I GO 626 00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:02,413 ♪ AND SEARCH FOR YOU ♪ 627 00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:09,687 ♪ RACING THROUGH YOUR WORDS ♪ 628 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:13,057 ♪ FOR SOME CLUES 629 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:19,731 ♪ DID YOU GIVE UP ON ME SINCE THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE? ♪ 630 00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:24,635 ♪ IN THE BACK OF MY MIND, THERE'S STILL THIS HOPE ♪ 631 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:28,873 ♪ YOU WOULDN'T WALK OUT ON ME LIKE I DID TO YOU ♪ 632 00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:33,578 ♪ LONG AGO 633 00:33:33,611 --> 00:33:36,814 ♪ I DON'T KNOW... 634 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,050 YOU'RE FREE NOW. 635 00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:49,193 YOO-HOO! 636 00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:51,095 FUCK, MAN. 637 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,336 - WHERE'S AUDREY? - I DON'T KNOW. 638 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,238 SHE TOOK MY FUC-- SHE-- SHE TOOK MY FUN 639 00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:01,773 AND MY CAR. 640 00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:05,510 WELL, WHY NOT CALL HER ON THAT PORTABLE PHONE SHE HAS? 641 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:06,778 THE CELLULAR ONE? 642 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,780 SHE WON'T ANSWER. 643 00:34:08,813 --> 00:34:11,215 LET'S BAKE A PIE. 644 00:34:12,483 --> 00:34:14,752 MY GOD, YOU AND THESE PIES. 645 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,254 I LIKE PIES. 646 00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:17,755 I LIKE QUIET. 647 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:20,224 WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO LOOK FOR HER? 648 00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:21,626 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CAR. 649 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:23,661 I HAVE A CAR. 650 00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:28,866 UH... OH. 651 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,268 UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 652 00:34:30,301 --> 00:34:32,537 YOU CAN BORROW MY CAR, BUT I'M COMING ALONG. 653 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,205 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DAMAGE IT. 654 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:37,141 CAN YOU DRIVE A STICK? 655 00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:39,644 OF COURSE. 656 00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:41,746 OH! 657 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,248 - ( engine shuts off ) - IT'S-- I'M USED TO EUROPEAN. 658 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:54,292 Boys: YEAH-AH! 659 00:34:57,995 --> 00:34:59,263 OH, FUCK. 660 00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:01,566 DUDE, THIS IS SO AWESOME. 661 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:02,967 LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 662 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,635 YEAH, WELL, KINDA. 663 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:07,405 THE LOCAL D.X.P. CHAPTER HAS A GUY STUDYING ABROAD 664 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:10,475 THIS SEMESTER, DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE HIS APARTMENT, 665 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:12,610 - SO I'M HOUSE-SITTING FOR HIM. - THAT'S COOL. 666 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:15,847 YEAH, HIS PARENTS ARE LOADED SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN CHARGING ME. 667 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,517 UH UH, DUDE, WHAT IS THIS? 668 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,986 DUDE. 669 00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:24,255 OKAY, GENTLE, OKAY? THESE ARE THIRD-DAY UNDERWEAR. 670 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:27,658 I'LL GET YOU SOME, OKAY? JUST MAYBE 10th DAY FOR YOU. 10th DAY. 671 00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:30,061 THAT REMINDS ME, YOU GOT TO CHECK OUT NOLAN'S BOOBY LEG. 672 00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:34,632 - WHAT? - NO, HE DOESN'T WANT TO-- 673 00:35:34,665 --> 00:35:36,167 - WHAT'S A BOOBY LEG? - IT'S NOTHING. 674 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,702 NO, IT'S TOTALLY COOL. 675 00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:40,471 HIS CALF-- IT FEELS EXACTLY LIKE A BOOB. 676 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:42,540 WHAT? NO. BOOBS. 677 00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:44,375 - REALLY? - NO, IT JUST FEELS LIKE A CALF 678 00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:45,710 THAT YOU KEEP SAYING FEELS LIKE A BOOB. 679 00:35:45,743 --> 00:35:47,378 IF I HAD BOOBS, I'D HOLD THEM. 680 00:35:47,411 --> 00:35:49,046 - GOOD POINT. - YOU DO HAVE BOOBS. 681 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,281 YOU HAVE CALVES, YOU'VE GOT BOOBS. 682 00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,183 YEAH, I KNOW. BUT YOUR BOOBY LEG 683 00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:54,018 - IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S. - COULD I SEE IT? 684 00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:56,521 - NO... - SHE ASKED TO DO IT. 685 00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:58,856 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 686 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,791 TOUCH THAT SHIT. 687 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,528 JIGGLE IT IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT. YOU CAN'T JUST SQUEEZE IT. 688 00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:05,396 ALL RIGHT. 689 00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:10,401 THAT'S A BOOBY LEG! 690 00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:11,969 I KNOW! 691 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:15,039 THAT DOESN'T FEEL ANYTHING LIKE A BOOB. 692 00:36:15,072 --> 00:36:16,507 IT SO DOES. 693 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:18,242 IF YOU GUYS THINK THAT FEELS LIKE A BOOB, 694 00:36:18,276 --> 00:36:19,577 - YOU'RE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE. - PROVE IT. 695 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:21,846 OKAY, ENOUGH BOOB. 696 00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:23,381 ( cell phone ringing ) 697 00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:24,815 HELLO? 698 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:28,853 HI, MOM. I DON'T KNOW. 699 00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:30,922 LATER, PROBABLY. OKAY? 700 00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:33,257 BOOBY LEG. 701 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,593 TELL DAD TO STOP YELLING. 702 00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:38,696 OKAY? YES, I HAVE MY INHALER. 703 00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:41,766 OKAY, MOM, I GOTTA-- I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 704 00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:44,101 BYE. 705 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:47,238 DUDE, YOUR MOM IS SO BITCHY SOMETIMES. 706 00:36:47,271 --> 00:36:50,775 YEAH, I THINK ACTUALLY JAIME AND I ARE GONNA TAKE A WALK. 707 00:36:50,808 --> 00:36:51,909 - YEAH. -OH. 708 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:54,679 OH, THAT'S COOL, MAN. 709 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:56,714 - WE'LL SEE YOU AROUND. - OKAY. 710 00:36:56,747 --> 00:36:58,416 - NICE MEETIN' YOU GUYS. - LATER. 711 00:36:58,449 --> 00:36:59,951 - Jaime: NICE MEETING YOU. - SEE YOU, MAN. 712 00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:01,052 - THANKS. - NOLAN! 713 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:06,424 ( both laughing ) 714 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,529 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 715 00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:13,397 I DON'T KNOW. GOD. 716 00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:15,733 BE QUIET. MAYBE ANYWHERE AUDREY MIGHT BE. 717 00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:18,135 WHERE DO YOU THINK AUDREY MIGHT BE? 718 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:20,438 YOU ARE ASKING ME THE SAME QUESTION YOU JUST ASKED ME. 719 00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:21,939 I TOLD YOU, I DON'T KNOW. 720 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:25,076 OKAY, NO NEED TO GET HISSY ABOUT IT. 721 00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:29,447 WHAT DO YOU KIDS DO FOR FUN THESE DAYS? 722 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,449 - MAKE-OUT POINT? - WHAT? 723 00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:34,552 YOU KNOW, MAKE-OUT POINT. 724 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,787 NO, I DON'T KNOW MAKE-OUT POINT. 725 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:39,056 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS. I DON'T EVEN THINK WE HAVE ONE. 726 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,092 EVERY CITY HAS ONE. 727 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:45,796 YOU JUST DRIVE UP UNTIL YOU FIND A REST AREA WITH A VIEW. 728 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:47,632 IT'S VERY ROMANTIC. 729 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:50,468 THAT'S A TIP FOR YOUR FUTURE LOVE LIFE. 730 00:37:52,803 --> 00:37:56,407 UH-OH, I NEED TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM. 731 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,742 WHAT? 732 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,611 I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM. 733 00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:02,246 WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BEFORE WE LEFT? 734 00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:03,981 WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DRIVING THAT LONG. 735 00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,750 I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THEN. 736 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,953 I HAVE TO GO NOW. IT COMES AND GOES. 737 00:38:08,986 --> 00:38:11,155 THAT'S GOOD. I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT, THOUGH. 738 00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:12,690 - I'LL JUST PULL OVER. - ALL RIGHT. 739 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:18,462 DON'T YOU NEED TO GO? 740 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:20,531 NOT IN THERE, I DON'T. 741 00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:23,200 THERE ARE BAD PEOPLE OUT IN PLACES LIKE THIS. 742 00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:25,469 THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE. 743 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:28,172 - THAT WE CAN SEE. - GOD! ( honks ) 744 00:38:28,205 --> 00:38:31,375 FINE, I'LL WALK YOU UP THERE. WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? 745 00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,144 YES, THANK YOU. 746 00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:34,712 FINE. 747 00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,057 I'M NOT CARRYING YOU. 748 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,759 NO, BUT YOU ARE OPENING THE DOOR FOR ME. 749 00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:00,071 OH, GOD, WHAT NOW? 750 00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:01,872 - HUH? - WHAT? 751 00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:04,008 I DON'T HAVE TO GO ANYMORE. 752 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:06,310 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YES, IT'S GONE NOW. 753 00:39:06,343 --> 00:39:08,646 - WELL, WHERE DID IT GO? - WHERE DID WHAT GO? 754 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:10,414 WHATEVER IT IS WE PULLED OVER FOR! 755 00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:12,316 OH, COME ON, LET'S GET BACK IN THE CAR. 756 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,952 IT'S COLD. NOW, DON'T DILLY-DAWDLE. 757 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:24,729 WHAT NOW? IS IT BACK? 758 00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:27,565 NO, BUT YOU NEED TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME. 759 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:29,500 OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? 760 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,736 - THANK YOU. - MM-HMM. 761 00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:42,046 - Grandma: YOU KNOW... -WHAT? 762 00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:45,282 - ...YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. - WELL, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE. 763 00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:47,418 YOU'RE SUCCEEDING. 764 00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:49,820 ( rock song playing ) 765 00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:54,191 ANYWAY, FELLAS, THAT IS WHY YOU NEVER 766 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,626 GIVE YOUR HEART TO A WOMAN. 767 00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:57,428 WHY, YOU ASK. 768 00:39:57,461 --> 00:39:59,063 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU. 769 00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:00,798 BECAUSE WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO WITH YOUR HEART? 770 00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:02,299 WELL, LET'S SEE. 771 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,868 THEY'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR HEART, OKAY? 772 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:05,870 THEN THEY'RE GONNA SHIT ALL OVER IT, 773 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:08,606 WRAP IT UP IN LITTLE TIN FOIL, THROW IT AGAINST THE WALL 774 00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,274 AND GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO YOU 775 00:40:10,307 --> 00:40:12,610 AND SAY THEY JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS. 776 00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:14,412 OH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 777 00:40:14,445 --> 00:40:15,780 BOYS, IT'S TRUE. 778 00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:17,581 IT'S TRUER THAN TRUE. 779 00:40:17,615 --> 00:40:21,051 - WOMEN ARE LIKE-- - WHAT'S THE MATTER, SHITHEAD? 780 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,920 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO THESE KIDS? 781 00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:27,324 OH, GREAT, IT'S THE STUPID VERSION OF ME. 782 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:28,926 WAIT, ARE YOU DRINKING? 783 00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:30,628 YEAH, IT'S A PARTY, ISN'T IT? 784 00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:31,796 HOLY SHIT. 785 00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:34,565 DUDE, MY BROTHER THE NARC 786 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,100 IS DRUNK! 787 00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:39,437 IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS? ANYONE? 788 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,942 DUDE, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? 789 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:49,380 AMY BROKE UP WITH ME TONIGHT. 790 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:56,520 UH, SORRY. I MEAN, THAT WHORE. UGH! 791 00:40:56,554 --> 00:41:00,825 DUDE, COME ON, GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. 792 00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:03,994 ALL RIGHT? THERE'S SO MANY HOT CHICKS TO HOOK UP WITH HERE. 793 00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:06,864 - I-- I DON'T KNOW... - LIKE-- I MEAN, 794 00:41:06,897 --> 00:41:09,433 LOOK AT THOSE TWO COLLEGE HOTTIES RIGHT OVER THERE. 795 00:41:09,466 --> 00:41:12,670 THEY'RE JUST LIKE, "OOH, I'M BEGGING FOR A GOOD FUCK TONIGHT." 796 00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:15,773 I CAN TELL. I MEAN, I CAN TELL-- LOOK AT 'EM. 797 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:18,442 - THOSE TWO RIGHT THERE? - YEAH. 798 00:41:18,475 --> 00:41:20,277 YOU MEAN THE TWO THAT HAVE BEEN TURNING DOWN 799 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,146 EVERY SINGLE GUY TONIGHT? 800 00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:24,515 THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T INTRODUCED MYSELF YET. 801 00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:28,185 OH HO HO! OKAY, MR. BIG SHOT. 802 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:30,654 - YOUR FIRST TIME IS GONNA BE WITH A COUPLE OF-- - FIRST? 803 00:41:30,688 --> 00:41:32,556 --TWO GORGEOUS 21-YEAR-OLDS, RIGHT? 804 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:34,058 HO! FIRST TIME? 805 00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:37,995 DUDE, I HAVE FUCKED MAD CHICKS. ALL RIGHT? 806 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:40,798 WELL, I'M NOT READY FOR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 807 00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:42,833 OKAY. 808 00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:45,502 BUT JUST PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU BANGED AMY, 809 00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:47,004 LIKE, ONE LAST TIME. 810 00:41:47,037 --> 00:41:48,839 OKAY, JUST STOP TALKING LIKE THAT. 811 00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:51,575 GO FIND AN IMAGINARY GIRL TO FUCK... 812 00:41:51,609 --> 00:41:53,177 MORON. 813 00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:54,845 FUCK. SORRY. 814 00:41:54,879 --> 00:41:56,614 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. 815 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:04,188 OKAY, YEAH, I DID. 816 00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:06,657 YOU DID WHAT? 817 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:10,828 I DID... BANG HER. 818 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:13,597 AH! I KNEW IT, DUDE. OH, FUCKING AWESOME. 819 00:42:13,631 --> 00:42:17,067 RIGHT! FUCK YEAH. DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH FUN TONIGHT, ALL RIGHT? 820 00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:20,371 YOU LOOK GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BRO. 821 00:42:20,404 --> 00:42:22,439 RIGHT! 822 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,512 ( laughs ) 823 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:32,516 I'M TRYING TO STEP IN YOUR SHADOW, BUT YOU'RE MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT. 824 00:42:32,549 --> 00:42:34,919 OH! MY LITTLE BROTHER DOES THAT. 825 00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:36,754 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 826 00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:39,456 - HE'S FOUR. - HA! 827 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:42,092 YOU HAVE A FOUR-YEAR-OLD BROTHER? THAT'S SO CUTE. 828 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:44,261 DOES HE LOOK UP TO YOU A LOT? 829 00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:46,096 MY PARENTS AREN'T REALLY THE BEST ROLE MODELS, SO... 830 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:49,133 YEAH. MINE NEITHER. 831 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,968 YEAH. 832 00:42:51,001 --> 00:42:53,203 WHICH WAY? 833 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:57,107 UH... WHERE ARE WE GOING? 834 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,317 ( giggles ) HEY, DID YOU EVER HAVE TO DO COTILLION? 835 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,219 I DON'T KNOW WHAT COTILLION IS. 836 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:12,656 OH HO! COTILLION 837 00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:16,427 IS THIS STUPID AFTER-SCHOOL THING 838 00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:20,764 WHERE A BUNCH OF PARENTS TRY AND TEACH A BUNCH OF MIDDLE-SCHOOL KIDS 839 00:43:20,798 --> 00:43:23,233 HOW TO DANCE. 840 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:25,669 IS THAT WHERE YOU LEARNED? 841 00:43:25,703 --> 00:43:27,738 ( laughs ) THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I LEARNED. 842 00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:30,674 IT'S REALLY GOOD. 843 00:43:32,843 --> 00:43:35,012 YEAH. 844 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,414 THERE WAS ALWAYS AN ODD NUMBER OF PEOPLE, 845 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,818 SO ONE PERSON ALWAYS ENDED UP 846 00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:42,620 DANCING BY THEMSELVES, 847 00:43:42,653 --> 00:43:44,421 PRETENDING THAT THEY HAD A PARTNER. 848 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:48,926 AND NO ONE EVER PICKED ME, SO-- 849 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,428 I WAS SUCH A DORK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. 850 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,999 THAT'S WEIRD, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW, NOW YOU'RE-- 851 00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:56,834 LAST PICK OR NONE AT ALL. 852 00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:59,536 THAT'S WHAT I LEARNED FROM COTILLION. 853 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:03,774 YOU KNOW, THE WORST PART WAS THAT MY MOM 854 00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:06,810 KNEW HOW MUCH I HATED IT AND SHE STILL MADE ME GO. 855 00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:09,680 YEP. 856 00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:12,182 WEDNESDAYS WERE THE WORST DAY. 857 00:44:13,183 --> 00:44:14,718 YOU KNOW WHAT? TO THIS DAY, 858 00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:17,154 WEDNESDAYS ARE STILL MY LEAST FAVORITE OF THE DAYS. 859 00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:19,790 ♪ HEY, BABY... 860 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:22,192 YOU KNOW, THERE IS A WEDNESDAY COMING UP. 861 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:23,494 ( laughs ) 862 00:44:23,527 --> 00:44:25,863 YOU KNOW, THERE HAS BEEN A WEDNESDAY 863 00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:29,333 PRETTY MUCH EVERY WEEK OF MY LIFE SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL. 864 00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:31,368 IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT 865 00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:33,671 MY FIRST ACT AS SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE 866 00:44:33,704 --> 00:44:35,839 WILL BE TO ELIMINATE WEDNESDAYS. 867 00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:38,042 - WHEN YOU'RE SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE? - MM-HMM. 868 00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:39,710 YEAH. WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA DO? 869 00:44:39,743 --> 00:44:41,845 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 870 00:44:41,879 --> 00:44:45,149 ALL STAIRCASES WILL BE MADE TO PERFECTLY COMPLIMENT MY STRIDE-- 871 00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:46,850 THE PERFECT LENGTH AND DEPTH. 872 00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:50,087 UH, ALL DOORS WILL BE "PUSH," NOT "PULL." 873 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,056 - OH. - EVERY KEYBOARD 874 00:44:52,089 --> 00:44:54,158 WILL HAVE A NOLAN LARSON KEY ON IT. 875 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:57,061 OH, YES, RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SO IMPORTANT 876 00:44:57,094 --> 00:44:59,329 THAT WE WILL ALL NEED TO BE INPUTTING YOUR NAME. 877 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:02,966 YEAH. THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE WHEN I'M IN CHARGE. 878 00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:08,038 SO, GOT ANY HOT T.A.s THIS SEMESTER? 879 00:45:08,072 --> 00:45:11,408 NO NO, MY T.A.s ARE ALL WEIRD AND FOREIGN. 880 00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:13,844 DUDE, YOU GOT TO TAKE HISTORY 12B. 881 00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:17,414 I GOT A C IN THE CLASS BUT IT WAS WORTH IT FOR CLARA, THE T.A. 882 00:45:17,448 --> 00:45:19,049 - SHE REALLY HOT? - UNBELIEVABLE. 883 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:21,752 AND I THINK SHE T.A.s FRESHMAN FOR THE ATTENTION. 884 00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:23,754 GUY WOULD SIT IN ALL THE TIME, 885 00:45:23,787 --> 00:45:26,390 JUST FOR HER TOO. AND I DON'T BLAME 'EM. 886 00:45:26,423 --> 00:45:28,392 - I THINK IT'S THE ONLY CLASS I EVER SHOWED UP EVERY DAY. - ( door opens ) 887 00:45:28,425 --> 00:45:29,960 DID YOU GET WITH HER? 888 00:45:29,993 --> 00:45:32,096 BECKY! 889 00:45:32,129 --> 00:45:35,599 HEY, ANTHONY, I, UM, DIDN'T WANT TO GO HOME, 890 00:45:35,632 --> 00:45:37,935 BUT I WAS GONNA STAY HERE TONIGHT. 891 00:45:37,968 --> 00:45:41,605 BUT YOU CAN PLAY YOUR VIDEO GAME AND I'LL JUST GO UP TO YOUR ROOM, OKAY? 892 00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:43,907 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU, DRUNK? 893 00:45:43,941 --> 00:45:46,076 - ( retching ) - HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 894 00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:51,915 ( vomiting ) 895 00:45:51,949 --> 00:45:54,485 - ( toilet flushing ) - Becky: OOH! 896 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,922 HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK? 897 00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:01,058 DANNY GAVE ME A DRINK 898 00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:03,961 BUT I SWEAR I ONLY HAD TWO SIPS OF IT. 899 00:46:03,994 --> 00:46:05,729 FUCKING DANNY! 900 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:08,599 SERIOUSLY, WHO IS THIS GUY? 901 00:46:08,632 --> 00:46:11,168 - DANNY YEATS. - YEATS? 902 00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:13,003 THAT'S WHY HE LOOKED SO FAMILIAR. 903 00:46:13,036 --> 00:46:16,340 YEAH, GRADUATED MY YEAR. ALWAYS DID BURN-OUTS IN HIS EL CAMINO. 904 00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:17,975 FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. 905 00:46:18,008 --> 00:46:19,576 LET'S BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. 906 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,845 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU MAY BE RIGHT. 907 00:46:21,879 --> 00:46:24,248 HE DESERVES A GOOD ASS-KICKING. 908 00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:26,250 - MAN, LET'S DO IT. - FUCK YEAH. 909 00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:28,852 HE'S NOT BIG, RIGHT? 910 00:46:28,886 --> 00:46:30,787 NO, MAN, YOU COULD PROBABLY TAKE HIM. 911 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:33,624 - BOTH OF US, FOR SURE. - LET'S KICK HIS ASS. 912 00:46:33,657 --> 00:46:36,126 - YEAH! -PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM! 913 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,196 I DON'T WANT HIM TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ME TO ALL HIS FRIENDS. 914 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:42,266 OKAY, RELAX. WE CAN AT LEAST THREATEN HIM, RIGHT? 915 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:43,767 YEAH YEAH, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, 916 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,335 SOMETIMES THREATS ARE EVEN MORE EFFECTIVE. 917 00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:47,704 NO, MAN, BUT HE FUCKING DESERVES IT! 918 00:46:47,738 --> 00:46:49,640 YEAH, DUDE, YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S DO IT. 919 00:46:49,673 --> 00:46:51,308 - LET'S KICK HIS ASS, MAN. - KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 920 00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:52,543 - JUST A DRUNK! - FUCK THAT. 921 00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:53,777 BEAT HIS BITCH ASS, MAN. 922 00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:55,812 - PIECE OF SHIT. - YEAH. 923 00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:03,287 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON BECKY. 924 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,355 YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, MAN? 925 00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:07,758 UH, YEAH, I'LL MAKE A CALL. 926 00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:11,228 ( cell phone ringing ) 927 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,968 OH, NICE. 928 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:20,003 HEY, RYAN? 929 00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:23,740 DUDE, ALEC, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME TONIGHT. 930 00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:25,909 YEAH, THAT'S COOL, MAN. 931 00:47:25,943 --> 00:47:29,379 LISTEN, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? YOU KNOW WHERE DANNY YEATS LIVES? 932 00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:31,415 DANNY YEATS? WHAT DO YOU NEED HIS ADDRESS FOR? 933 00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:32,983 LOOK, MAN, IT'S A LONG STORY, 934 00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:34,685 BUT YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO KNOWS HIS ADDRESS? 935 00:47:34,718 --> 00:47:37,754 UM, I MIGHT. LET ME CALL YOU BACK. 936 00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:39,856 COOL, MAN, THANKS. 937 00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:42,226 BUSINESS. 938 00:47:45,095 --> 00:47:46,930 ( cell phone ringing ) 939 00:47:53,971 --> 00:47:56,039 PATRICK FELLER. 940 00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:58,742 HEY, YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO KNOWS DANNY YEATS'S ADDRESS? 941 00:47:58,775 --> 00:48:00,210 DANNY YEATS? 942 00:48:00,244 --> 00:48:02,779 UM, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE. LET ME CHECK. 943 00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:04,248 I'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU. 944 00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:06,083 ALL RIGHT. 945 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,355 ( cell phone ringing ) 946 00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:14,124 HANG ON. HELLO? 947 00:48:14,157 --> 00:48:16,593 Hey, Nolan, it's Patrick. 948 00:48:16,627 --> 00:48:19,463 I NEED YOU TO GET THE ADDRESS OF A GUY NAMED DANNY YEATS. 949 00:48:19,496 --> 00:48:21,698 PATRICK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW. 950 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,166 JUST DO IT. 951 00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:34,044 ( cell phone rings ) 952 00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:36,246 HELLO? 953 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,950 ALEC, HEY, PATRICK NEEDS THE ADDRESS OF A GUY NAMED DANNY YEATS. 954 00:48:39,983 --> 00:48:43,587 YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING MORONS. 955 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,989 I'M THE ONE THAT NEEDS DANNY YEATS'S ADDRESS. 956 00:48:46,023 --> 00:48:47,924 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST CALL SOME OTHER PEOPLE, WOULD YOU? 957 00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:50,327 - OKAY. - AND NOT RYAN! 958 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,195 JESUS. 959 00:48:54,364 --> 00:48:57,134 MY FRIENDS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS. 960 00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:05,275 JUST RELAX. YOU CAN DO THIS, MAN. 961 00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:06,977 NOT A BIG DEAL. 962 00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:09,513 TAKE THAT, FUCKER. 963 00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:12,516 YOU FUCKING WITH MY BOY? I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS. 964 00:49:12,549 --> 00:49:14,318 WHAT AM I DOING? 965 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,788 ( ringing ) 966 00:49:17,821 --> 00:49:19,289 HELLO? 967 00:49:19,323 --> 00:49:21,158 HEY, NOLAN. 968 00:49:21,191 --> 00:49:24,127 GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ME? 969 00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:27,664 ALL RIGHT. MAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT. 970 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:29,866 COOL. BYE. 971 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:31,535 FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVES? 972 00:49:31,568 --> 00:49:33,704 31 PALM STREET, APARTMENT C. 973 00:49:33,737 --> 00:49:35,372 - THAT FUCKER'S GOT IT COMING, MAN. - THAT'S RIGHT. 974 00:49:35,405 --> 00:49:38,141 I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE SHE IS. 975 00:49:38,175 --> 00:49:40,677 WE SHOULD HAVE TRIED MAKE-OUT POINT. 976 00:49:40,711 --> 00:49:42,212 WE DON'T HAVE ONE. 977 00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:44,281 AND IF WE DID, I DOUBT SHE WOULD BE THERE. 978 00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:46,283 SOMETIMES WHEN I WAS LONELY, 979 00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:48,452 I WOULD GO TO MAKE-OUT POINT. 980 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:50,721 WOULDN'T GOING TO MAKE-OUT POINT WHEN YOU WERE LONELY 981 00:49:50,754 --> 00:49:52,389 MAKE YOU FEEL MORE LONELY? 982 00:49:52,422 --> 00:49:55,492 YOU MEAN LONELIER, COLLEGE BOY? 983 00:49:55,525 --> 00:49:57,027 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 984 00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:59,329 SOMETIMES GIRLS JUST LIKE TO BE ALONE. 985 00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:01,665 IT'S A MYSTERY. 986 00:50:05,602 --> 00:50:07,671 WHY ARE WE STOPPING? 987 00:50:07,704 --> 00:50:10,741 OH, NOTHING, JUST THIS, UH, 988 00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:13,577 - '57-- - '57 THUNDERBIRD. 989 00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:16,413 I GREW UP WITH THAT CAR. 990 00:50:16,446 --> 00:50:18,482 I WOULD KILL FOR THAT CAR. 991 00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:21,084 IT WAS ALL RIGHT. 992 00:50:21,118 --> 00:50:23,220 THE SEATS WERE TOO SQUISHY. 993 00:50:23,253 --> 00:50:27,424 THERE'S A LOT MORE TO APPRECIATE ABOUT THAT CAR THAN JUST THE SEATS. 994 00:50:27,457 --> 00:50:30,427 WELL, I ONLY HAD THE 292 Y-BLOCK. 995 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:33,730 THE SUPERCHARGED 312 IS WHAT YOU REALLY NEEDED 996 00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:35,499 - TO GET GOING. - HUH? 997 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:38,568 I REMEMBER HOW ALL THE BOYS 998 00:50:38,602 --> 00:50:43,106 USED TO TRY TO CHASE ME DOWN WHEN I WENT CRUISING. 999 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:45,876 OH, LIKE YESTERDAY. 1000 00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:49,046 ( '50s R&B playing ) 1001 00:50:51,481 --> 00:50:54,785 YEAH. ONLY MAYBE, UH, 1002 00:50:54,818 --> 00:50:57,387 ONE IN 1,000 PEOPLE HAS PERFECT PITCH. 1003 00:50:57,421 --> 00:50:59,523 - REALLY? WOW. - SO, YEAH. I HAVE IT. 1004 00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:01,291 SO... 1005 00:51:01,324 --> 00:51:03,927 OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A DEMONSTRATION, OKAY? 1006 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,228 - OKAY. - OKAY. 1007 00:51:05,262 --> 00:51:07,264 SO MAKE A NOISE. 1008 00:51:07,297 --> 00:51:10,267 WHAT KIND OF-- LIKE A BEEP? OR A-- 1009 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:12,269 WELL, YOU KNOW, LIKE A NOISE. LIKE ANY NOTE. 1010 00:51:12,302 --> 00:51:14,971 - LIKE, ♪ AHHH... - ♪ YAAA. 1011 00:51:15,005 --> 00:51:16,973 C FLAT. 1012 00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:19,810 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS C FLAT. 1013 00:51:19,843 --> 00:51:21,812 ( music and chattering ) 1014 00:51:21,845 --> 00:51:23,547 REALLY? 1015 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:26,116 HEY, LOOK, A PARTY. 1016 00:51:26,149 --> 00:51:29,186 WOW, KIND OF LOOKS LIKE FUN. 1017 00:51:31,288 --> 00:51:33,056 MAYBE WE SHOULD CRASH IT? 1018 00:51:33,089 --> 00:51:35,091 I DON'T KNOW. WE WEREN'T INVITED, YOU KNOW. 1019 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,160 NOLAN, THAT'S THE POINT. WHEN YOU CRASH SOMETHING, 1020 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:39,396 YOU GO TO SOMETHING TO WHICH YOU WEREN'T INVITED. 1021 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:41,832 NOLAN! HEY! 1022 00:51:41,865 --> 00:51:43,300 - HELLO! - HEY. 1023 00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:46,002 WHAT ARE YOU-- ARE YOU DRUNK? 1024 00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:48,338 NO! ARE YOU DRUNK, NOLAN? 1025 00:51:48,371 --> 00:51:50,841 ( laughs ) 1026 00:51:50,874 --> 00:51:54,177 IS THAT MY FRIEND? IS THAT MR. BOOBY? 1027 00:51:54,211 --> 00:51:55,912 - HI, MR. BOOBY LEG! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1028 00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:58,515 OH, MR. BOOBY LEG, I'VE MISSED YOU. 1029 00:51:58,548 --> 00:52:00,317 GET OFF, SERIOUSLY. 1030 00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:03,487 SORRY. 1031 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,089 - WHO'S THIS? - UH... 1032 00:52:06,122 --> 00:52:08,859 - I'M JAIME. - JAIME, THIS IS PATRICK. PATRICK, JAIME. 1033 00:52:08,892 --> 00:52:10,126 HI. 1034 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,995 HI. 1035 00:52:12,028 --> 00:52:14,498 OH! 1036 00:52:14,531 --> 00:52:17,367 I SEE-- I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 1037 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,969 I GET IT. 1038 00:52:19,002 --> 00:52:20,504 - NOTHING'S GOING ON-- - PRETTY SNEAKY, NOLY. 1039 00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:22,472 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 1040 00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:24,674 - YOU DON'T KNOW? YOU'RE TAKING HER TO-- - TO THE WHAT? 1041 00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:26,209 - NO, SERIOUSLY! - TAKE HER. 1042 00:52:26,243 --> 00:52:28,144 HAVE FUN. YOU'RE YOUNG. 1043 00:52:28,178 --> 00:52:30,380 YOU'RE KIDS. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. 1044 00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:33,016 GO HAVE FUN AND JUST HOLD EACH OTHER. 1045 00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:37,287 I'M GONNA GO INSIDE AND-- AND BE SAD 1046 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,223 - AND GET DRUNK. - OKAY. 1047 00:52:40,257 --> 00:52:42,459 ( laughing ) 1048 00:52:42,492 --> 00:52:46,162 HEY, I JUST GOT DUMPED. FEEL BAD FOR ME, COME ON! 1049 00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:48,031 A LITTLE SYMPATHY, FOLKS. 1050 00:52:48,064 --> 00:52:50,200 HEY, LET'S GET DRUNK! 1051 00:52:50,233 --> 00:52:52,903 NOLAN, WHAT WAS HE TALKING ABOUT? 1052 00:52:52,936 --> 00:52:55,505 THERE'S THIS ABANDONED HOUSE UP THE STREET-- 1053 00:52:55,539 --> 00:52:59,075 - AN ABANDONED HOUSE? REALLY? - AND KIDS USE IT FOR, LIKE, A MAKE-OUT POINT. 1054 00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:00,710 - COOL. I WANT TO GO. - IT'S STUPID. 1055 00:53:00,744 --> 00:53:02,412 WE DON'T HAVE TO, LIKE, MAKE OUT OR ANYTHING. 1056 00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:05,382 NO, BUT IT'S, LIKE, ABANDONED. WHY? 1057 00:53:05,415 --> 00:53:09,019 BECAUSE IT'S WHAT JAIME WANTS. 1058 00:53:09,052 --> 00:53:10,520 OKAY? 1059 00:53:10,554 --> 00:53:12,422 I'M GOING. 1060 00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:16,192 HERE I GO... 1061 00:53:16,226 --> 00:53:19,563 TO THE ABANDONED HOUSE. 1062 00:53:19,596 --> 00:53:21,798 I'M GOING. 1063 00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:28,905 SO DO WE NEED SOME SORT OF, LIKE, STRATEGY HERE, 1064 00:53:28,939 --> 00:53:30,607 OR IS IT GONNA BE, LIKE, A FREE-FOR-ALL? 1065 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,576 WELL, I MEAN, IT'S ALREADY TWO-ON-ONE, 1066 00:53:32,609 --> 00:53:35,245 SO I DON'T REALLY THINK WE NEED A STRATEGY. DO YOU THINK? 1067 00:53:35,278 --> 00:53:36,713 NO. 1068 00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:39,516 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 1069 00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:41,451 WE'LL BE FINE, BRO. ALL RIGHT? 1070 00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:43,787 WE'LL JUST SHOW UP, DO OUR THING. 1071 00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:45,956 HE'S PROBABLY GONNA RUN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH ANYWAY. 1072 00:53:45,989 --> 00:53:47,524 IT'LL TAKE, LIKE, TWO MINUTES. 1073 00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:49,359 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? 1074 00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:52,128 HEY, IT'S GONNA BE REALLY COOL HAVING YOU AT THE HOUSE, 1075 00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:54,231 YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M BACK. 1076 00:53:54,264 --> 00:53:56,433 REALLY? 1077 00:53:56,466 --> 00:53:59,569 - YEAH. - SHOULD BE GOOD. 1078 00:53:59,603 --> 00:54:02,172 YEAH. 1079 00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:12,515 SO LIKE I WAS TELLING GREGGY OVER THERE... 1080 00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:18,154 SHE SAYS THAT WE'RE HOLDING EACH OTHER BACK. 1081 00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:22,826 YOU KNOW, SHE THINKS WE NEED TO EXPERIENCE LIFE. 1082 00:54:22,859 --> 00:54:24,694 ( inhaling ) 1083 00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,898 SOUNDS LIKE A TOTAL BITCH. 1084 00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:30,734 OH, YEAH. 1085 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:34,070 AND YOU CAN'T LET A WOMAN LIKE THAT CONTROL YOUR LIFE. 1086 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:35,739 SERIOUSLY. 1087 00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:37,974 THE ONLY GIRL THAT CONTROLS MY LIFE-- 1088 00:54:38,008 --> 00:54:40,644 MY LOVELY ERIN. 1089 00:54:40,677 --> 00:54:42,145 SHH SHH. 1090 00:54:42,178 --> 00:54:44,614 ERIN IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED HER. 1091 00:54:44,648 --> 00:54:46,983 I JUST WRAP MY LIPS AROUND HER, 1092 00:54:47,017 --> 00:54:48,952 STROKE HER GENTLY 1093 00:54:48,985 --> 00:54:51,488 AND SUCK UNTIL MY WORRIES GO AWAY. 1094 00:54:51,521 --> 00:54:53,289 AWWW! 1095 00:54:55,492 --> 00:54:59,162 WELL, I'M GLAD THAT YOU AND ERIN 1096 00:54:59,195 --> 00:55:01,531 HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER. 1097 00:55:01,564 --> 00:55:03,800 ERIN NEVER BREAKS MY HEART. 1098 00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:06,102 SHE HEALS IT. 1099 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,838 THE POWER OF THE GANJA! 1100 00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:10,340 DON'T WORRY, MAN. 1101 00:55:10,373 --> 00:55:12,609 YOU'LL MEET THE RIGHT GIRL HERE. 1102 00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:16,146 LOOK AROUND. THERE'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN EVERYWHERE. 1103 00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:18,715 SEE, THERE'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, 1104 00:55:18,748 --> 00:55:21,184 BUT NONE OF 'EM HAVE WHAT-- 1105 00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:22,552 WAIT A MINUTE. 1106 00:55:25,522 --> 00:55:27,057 WAIT A MINUTE. 1107 00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:29,392 I-- I THINK THAT'S AMY. 1108 00:55:29,426 --> 00:55:32,762 HE-- HELLO! 1109 00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:35,865 AMY? 1110 00:55:35,899 --> 00:55:37,634 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1111 00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:40,036 HOLD-- HOLD ON. UH, D.J., SIR? 1112 00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:41,838 - COULD YOU CUT THE MUSIC? - NO, DON'T. 1113 00:55:41,871 --> 00:55:44,340 COULD YOU CUT THE MUSIC, PLEASE? 1114 00:55:44,374 --> 00:55:46,176 ( music stops ) 1115 00:55:46,209 --> 00:55:49,846 EVERYBODY, THIS IS AMY-- 1116 00:55:49,879 --> 00:55:53,383 THE SOULLESS MAN-EATER 1117 00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:57,153 THAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU GUYS ABOUT ALL NIGHT. 1118 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,822 PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, PATRICK. 1119 00:55:58,855 --> 00:56:01,191 AMY, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING: 1120 00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:03,827 I THINK YOU KILLED THE PARTY. 1121 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:05,695 YOU PEED ALL OVER IT. 1122 00:56:05,729 --> 00:56:08,531 THE SECOND YOU WALKED IN, WE ALL STOPPED HAVING FUN. 1123 00:56:08,565 --> 00:56:09,766 AM I RIGHT? 1124 00:56:09,799 --> 00:56:12,435 YOU KILLED THE PARTY, 1125 00:56:12,469 --> 00:56:16,206 JUST LIKE YOU KILLED THE CHANCE OF HAVING A FUTURE WITH ME. 1126 00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:17,841 ARE YOU DRUNK? 1127 00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:19,542 AM I DRUNK? 1128 00:56:19,576 --> 00:56:21,044 YES. 1129 00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:22,912 BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, AMY: 1130 00:56:22,946 --> 00:56:25,215 I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST PICK UP AND LEAVE, 1131 00:56:25,248 --> 00:56:28,084 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, WELL, WE MAY JUST PICK UP 1132 00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:30,220 AND TAKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER SOMEWHERE ELSE. 1133 00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:31,855 AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, AMY? 1134 00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:34,124 YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE, ALONE, 1135 00:56:34,157 --> 00:56:36,459 ALL BY YOURSELF. 1136 00:56:36,493 --> 00:56:38,928 ( music starts up ) 1137 00:56:54,511 --> 00:56:56,880 I'M GONNA JUMP. 1138 00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:59,482 ( all cheer ) 1139 00:56:59,516 --> 00:57:01,584 NO, DON'T CHEER. I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT. 1140 00:57:01,618 --> 00:57:04,788 - Girl: NO, YOU WON'T! - Boys: DO IT, DO IT! 1141 00:57:04,821 --> 00:57:07,290 AMY, I'M SO SORRY. CAN YOU PLEASE FORGIVE ME 1142 00:57:07,323 --> 00:57:09,492 AND JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE? I THINK WE CAN WORK THIS OUT. 1143 00:57:09,526 --> 00:57:11,461 PATRICK, PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID, OKAY? 1144 00:57:11,494 --> 00:57:13,830 JUST COME DOWN FROM THERE AND WE CAN HAVE A TALK. 1145 00:57:13,863 --> 00:57:16,466 - REALLY? OKAY. - All: AWW! COME ON! 1146 00:57:16,499 --> 00:57:18,768 YOU LET THAT BITCH CONTROL YOUR LIFE? 1147 00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:21,871 Boy: OH, SHIT! 1148 00:57:23,773 --> 00:57:26,609 ( all cheering ) 1149 00:57:29,779 --> 00:57:31,581 LET'S HELP HIM UP. 1150 00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:34,517 - CAN YOU WALK? - THAT WAS SO GREAT. 1151 00:57:34,551 --> 00:57:37,220 ( Grandma laughing ) 1152 00:57:39,556 --> 00:57:41,090 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1153 00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:43,459 NOTHING. NOTHING. 1154 00:57:43,493 --> 00:57:46,663 OH MY GOD. YOU WET YOUR PANTS, DIDN'T YOU? 1155 00:57:46,696 --> 00:57:49,132 NO. NO. 1156 00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:53,136 I WAS JUST IMAGINING YOU BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A T-BIRD. 1157 00:57:53,169 --> 00:57:56,739 IT'S A VERY FEMININE CAR, YOU KNOW. 1158 00:57:59,409 --> 00:58:01,811 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 1159 00:58:01,845 --> 00:58:04,214 I KNEW A BOY LIKE YOU ONCE. 1160 00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:08,051 HE WAS VERY PERSISTENT AND A FINE ARTIST-- 1161 00:58:08,084 --> 00:58:09,686 THAT DOESN'T DESCRIBE ME AT ALL. 1162 00:58:09,719 --> 00:58:12,388 OH, DON'T BE SILLY. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM. 1163 00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:14,691 - WHO WAS HE? - MY HUSBAND. 1164 00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:18,027 GIL WAS MY HUSBAND FOR A LONG TIME. 1165 00:58:18,061 --> 00:58:19,863 UNTIL WHEN? 1166 00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:22,832 RIGHT ABOUT TILL HE DIED. 1167 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:28,805 ALL RIGHT, WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT TO GO? LEFT OR RIGHT? 1168 00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:31,875 WHY DON'T WE JUST GO LEFT? 1169 00:58:31,908 --> 00:58:34,043 - REALLY? - I LIKE LEFT TURNS 1170 00:58:34,077 --> 00:58:35,745 MORE THAN I LIKE RIGHT ONES. 1171 00:58:35,778 --> 00:58:37,580 - YOU SURE? - MM-HMM. 1172 00:58:37,614 --> 00:58:39,582 OKAY. 1173 00:58:39,616 --> 00:58:41,417 ONE LEFT TURN COMING UP. 1174 00:58:43,887 --> 00:58:46,923 OH! OH, MY GOODNESS. 1175 00:58:46,956 --> 00:58:49,259 - ( laughing ) -IS THAT GOOD? 1176 00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:52,128 ( '50s rock playing ) 1177 00:58:54,931 --> 00:58:57,033 I'M GETTING A LITTLE DIZZY. 1178 00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,635 ALL RIGHT, I'LL PULL OVER. 1179 00:59:02,739 --> 00:59:04,774 OH. 1180 00:59:04,807 --> 00:59:07,343 I THINK WE NEED TO GET BACK. 1181 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:11,548 ( laughs ) YOU KNOW, AUDREY MAY BE HOME BY NOW. 1182 00:59:12,615 --> 00:59:14,851 IS THAT NOLAN? 1183 00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:15,919 WHO? 1184 00:59:17,253 --> 00:59:19,188 WELL, WHO IS HE? 1185 00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:22,158 OH, I KNOW, HE'S SNEAKY. 1186 00:59:24,661 --> 00:59:27,096 ♪ THE HOUSE GOES WANTIN' 1187 00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:29,399 ♪ MY WOMAN'S STILL WAITING ♪ 1188 00:59:29,432 --> 00:59:32,769 ♪ BUT I'M NOT LEAVING... 1189 00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:34,370 AHH! 1190 00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:37,440 ♪ I WILL FIND YOU 1191 00:59:40,443 --> 00:59:44,781 ♪ I KNOW OUR LOVE IS TRUE ♪ 1192 00:59:47,817 --> 00:59:51,321 ♪ I WILL FIND YOU. 1193 00:59:58,828 --> 01:00:01,264 NO WAY. 1194 01:00:01,297 --> 01:00:04,233 ( gasps ) COOL. 1195 01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:08,237 - YEAH. - NOLAN, WHY DIDN'T I EVER KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE? 1196 01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:10,807 I GUESS WE JUST TRIED TO KEEP IT LOW-PROFILE. 1197 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,475 ( hits piano keys ) 1198 01:00:14,544 --> 01:00:17,580 WHO ABANDONS A HOUSE WITH A BALLROOM? 1199 01:00:17,613 --> 01:00:20,783 MAYBE SOME OLD LADY OR SOMETHING? 1200 01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:24,087 MAYBE IT WAS THIS FAMILY THAT LIVED HERE 1201 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,824 FOR GENERATIONS AND THEY SLOWLY KILLED EACH OTHER OFF 1202 01:00:27,857 --> 01:00:30,026 AND BURIED EACH OTHER OUT IN THE COURTYARD? 1203 01:00:30,059 --> 01:00:31,427 HUH? WOULDN'T THAT BE CREEPY? 1204 01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:34,163 HA... I GUESS. 1205 01:00:34,197 --> 01:00:37,467 OR MAYBE IT WAS THE HOUSE OF, LIKE, A LITTLE OLD LADY 1206 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,469 - WHO LIVED HERE ALL ALONE... - UH-HUH. 1207 01:00:39,502 --> 01:00:41,971 AND SHE LIVED ALONE BECAUSE SHE COULD NEVER FIND A MAN 1208 01:00:42,005 --> 01:00:44,273 TO GET MARRIED TO. AND... 1209 01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:47,343 SO ONE DAY SHE DIED OF LONELINESS. 1210 01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:48,678 OOH. 1211 01:00:48,711 --> 01:00:51,114 SHE TRIED TO BUY A PUPPY, YOU KNOW, 1212 01:00:51,147 --> 01:00:53,883 TO RID HERSELF OF THE LONELINESS. 1213 01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:55,385 OH, NATURALLY. 1214 01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:57,653 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PUPPY? 1215 01:00:57,687 --> 01:01:01,124 - THE PUPPY DIED, DIDN'T IT? - YEAH, THE PUPPY DIED. 1216 01:01:01,157 --> 01:01:04,327 AND WHEN THE PUPPY DIED, THE OLD LADY KNEW 1217 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,797 THAT SHE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE A LOVING FAMILY. 1218 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:09,065 MMM. 1219 01:01:09,098 --> 01:01:10,700 AND SHE COULD NEVER HAVE A LOVING FAMILY 1220 01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:13,736 BECAUSE SHE WASN'T PERFECT, SO SHE JUST DIED. 1221 01:01:13,770 --> 01:01:16,005 - DIED OF LONELINESS? - YEAH. 1222 01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:17,073 OF LONELINESS. 1223 01:01:17,106 --> 01:01:19,842 AND NO ONE KNEW AND NO ONE CARED 1224 01:01:19,876 --> 01:01:24,180 SO HER BODY IS STILL IN THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE. 1225 01:01:24,213 --> 01:01:27,350 ( whistles ) 1226 01:01:27,383 --> 01:01:30,520 AND MAYBE EVERY WEEK, HER GHOST WANDERS THROUGH THE HOUSE, 1227 01:01:30,553 --> 01:01:32,989 SEARCHING TO SEE IF THERE'S A HAPPY FAMILY, 1228 01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:35,591 BUT IF IT EVER FOUND ONE, SHE'D MURDER THEM ALL 1229 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,727 OUT OF JEALOUS ENVY. 1230 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,195 WHOO. 1231 01:01:41,731 --> 01:01:44,734 BETTER HOPE SHE DOESN'T FIND HER WAY TO YOUR HOUSE, NOLAN. 1232 01:01:44,767 --> 01:01:47,170 OH, GOD. I DON'T THINK MY FAMILY 1233 01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:49,105 WOULD MAKE THE HAPPY FAMILY LIST. 1234 01:01:49,138 --> 01:01:50,840 YEAH, RIGHT. WHY? 1235 01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:55,278 MY DAD TOUCHES ME INAPPROPRIATELY. 1236 01:01:57,947 --> 01:01:59,582 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1237 01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:05,154 NOLAN! DON'T-- 1238 01:02:09,492 --> 01:02:11,894 MY DAD'S NOT REALLY THE BEST GUY, THOUGH. 1239 01:02:11,928 --> 01:02:13,830 YEAH. 1240 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:19,202 HE'S KIND OF BEEN IN AND OUT MY WHOLE LIFE. 1241 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:23,039 EVERY TIME HE COMES BACK IN, HE SOMEHOW CONVINCES MY MOM 1242 01:02:23,072 --> 01:02:25,475 THAT THIS TIME IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 1243 01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:29,979 AND SHE'S SO PATHETIC, SHE ALWAYS BELIEVES HIM 1244 01:02:30,012 --> 01:02:31,614 AND TAKES HIM BACK. 1245 01:02:31,647 --> 01:02:35,885 AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE'S PEROXIDING HER HAIR 1246 01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:38,788 AND WEARING PEARLS AROUND THE HOUSE WHEN SHE'S VACUUMING. 1247 01:02:41,124 --> 01:02:43,126 WHO DOES THAT? 1248 01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:47,330 ( floor creaks ) 1249 01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:50,933 WHAT WAS THAT? 1250 01:02:50,967 --> 01:02:53,402 I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS PROBABLY A GHOST. 1251 01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:55,271 DON'T SAY THAT, NOLAN. 1252 01:02:55,304 --> 01:02:57,340 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S PROBABLY JUST A STRAY CAT OR SOMETHING. 1253 01:02:57,373 --> 01:02:58,908 I THINK WE SHOULD GO. 1254 01:02:58,941 --> 01:03:02,145 I PROMISE YOU, IT'S LIKE A CAT. 1255 01:03:02,178 --> 01:03:04,680 - HERE, KITTY KITTY KITTY-- - ( creaking ) 1256 01:03:04,714 --> 01:03:07,483 IS THAT YOU, GIL? 1257 01:03:07,517 --> 01:03:10,153 - OH FUCK, OH FUCK, OH FUCK! - OH GOD! 1258 01:03:10,186 --> 01:03:13,189 ( both screaming ) 1259 01:03:13,222 --> 01:03:15,625 ( laughing ) 1260 01:03:15,658 --> 01:03:17,660 THAT WAS AWESOME. 1261 01:03:17,693 --> 01:03:20,663 OH MY GOD. I CAN'T-- 1262 01:03:20,696 --> 01:03:22,965 OH MY GOD. HOW IS THIS SHIT NOT BEING-- 1263 01:03:22,999 --> 01:03:25,001 FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT IT. 1264 01:03:25,034 --> 01:03:27,203 - WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 1265 01:03:27,236 --> 01:03:29,805 - OH MY GOD. - OH MY GOD, YOU WERE SO SCARED. 1266 01:03:29,839 --> 01:03:32,108 I'M-- YOU WERE SCARED. 1267 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:33,609 I WAS SCARED FOR YOU. I WAS-- 1268 01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:34,977 YOU WERE SCARED. 1269 01:03:39,348 --> 01:03:42,752 WELL, APARTMENT C. HERE WE ARE. 1270 01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:45,821 SO YOU THINK HE'S HERE? 1271 01:03:45,855 --> 01:03:48,024 WELL, THERE'S ONLY TWO WAYS TO FIND OUT. 1272 01:03:48,057 --> 01:03:49,358 YEAH. 1273 01:03:49,392 --> 01:03:51,694 BUT THEY BOTH INVOLVE POUNDING ON THIS DOOR. 1274 01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:56,632 YO, WHAT IF WE WAKE THE NEIGHBORS UP? 1275 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,501 YEAH, I MEAN, THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 1276 01:03:58,534 --> 01:04:01,003 RIGHT. WE CAN-- YOU KNOW, WE CAN KNOCK SOFTLY 1277 01:04:01,037 --> 01:04:03,139 AND IF HE DOESN'T COME OUT, KNOCK LOUDER AND LOUDER 1278 01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:05,875 AND LOUDER... 1279 01:04:05,908 --> 01:04:08,344 OR WE COULD JUST CHECK AND SEE IF HIS CAR'S HERE. 1280 01:04:08,377 --> 01:04:09,979 - YEAH? - YEAH. 1281 01:04:10,012 --> 01:04:11,414 - YEAH. - YEAH. 1282 01:04:11,447 --> 01:04:12,715 YEAH. 1283 01:04:16,886 --> 01:04:18,854 DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE'S HERE. 1284 01:04:18,888 --> 01:04:21,023 OH, FUCK, I REALLY WANTED TO BEAT HIS ASS. 1285 01:04:21,057 --> 01:04:23,159 - YEAH, MAN. - SHIT. 1286 01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:24,760 - I KNOW, BRO, WE WOULD HAVE FUCKED HIM UP. - HEY, ANYTIME, 1287 01:04:24,794 --> 01:04:26,362 YOU CALL ME UP, I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. 1288 01:04:26,395 --> 01:04:27,897 - WE'LL DO IT AGAIN. - GOT MY BACK, DOG! 1289 01:04:27,930 --> 01:04:29,599 - FUCK YEAH. HELL YEAH, BRO. - HEY, MORONS, 1290 01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:33,436 YOU'RE BLOCKING THE DRIVEWAY. ANTHONY? 1291 01:04:33,469 --> 01:04:35,571 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN? 1292 01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:38,107 WHAT, THE GAY BAR WOULDN'T LET YOU IN OR SOMETHING? 1293 01:04:38,140 --> 01:04:40,343 OH, YEAH, MAN, REAL MATURE. 1294 01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:41,844 YEAH, THAT WAS JUST STUPID. 1295 01:04:41,877 --> 01:04:43,613 YEAH? 1296 01:04:47,116 --> 01:04:50,620 -( rock music blares ) - STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER, MAN. 1297 01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:53,623 YEAH, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIS SISTER, MAN. 1298 01:04:53,656 --> 01:04:55,258 GET OTHER PEOPLE'S SISTERS. 1299 01:04:55,291 --> 01:04:56,759 YEAH, GIVE UP YOUR CRAPPY CAR TOO 1300 01:04:56,792 --> 01:04:58,728 'CAUSE IT SUCKS! 1301 01:04:58,761 --> 01:05:03,099 ♪ SURRENDER, THIS COULD BE THE BATTLE OF YOUR LIFE ♪ 1302 01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:15,745 ( rock music plays ) 1303 01:05:15,778 --> 01:05:18,247 AHHH. AHHH. 1304 01:05:18,281 --> 01:05:20,983 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - GO AWAY. 1305 01:05:21,017 --> 01:05:22,585 YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. 1306 01:05:22,618 --> 01:05:24,287 LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M SICK. 1307 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,089 DUDE, YOU HAD THE ATTENTION OF EVERY GIRL AT THIS PARTY. 1308 01:05:27,123 --> 01:05:30,259 AND I COME BACK AND A FEW MINUTES LATER, YOU'RE LIKE THIS? 1309 01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:32,261 I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK. 1310 01:05:32,295 --> 01:05:33,929 YOU REALLY SHOULD. 1311 01:05:33,963 --> 01:05:36,098 - COME ON, GET UP. - NO. 1312 01:05:36,132 --> 01:05:37,733 - COME ON. - ( whimpering ) 1313 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,935 ( groaning ) OW. 1314 01:05:39,969 --> 01:05:42,571 I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU DO THIS, PAT. 1315 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:45,941 I MEAN, YOU MIGHT BE THE MOST PATHETIC PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 1316 01:05:45,975 --> 01:05:50,279 OR MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE SOME SERIOUS PANTS-SHITTING ISSUE 1317 01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:52,081 THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR ABOUT. 1318 01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:53,482 YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, ANDREW. 1319 01:05:53,516 --> 01:05:55,318 I'M JUST NOT ONE OF THE GUYS-- 1320 01:05:55,351 --> 01:05:58,087 NO, DUDE, THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE, 1321 01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:00,323 BUT FOR SOME DUMBSHIT REASON, 1322 01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:02,258 YOU JUST KEEP SKIPPING AHEAD 1323 01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:04,226 AND YOU'RE REALLY GONNA REGRET IT. 1324 01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:16,772 DUDE? UH... 1325 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:19,475 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, RUMOR HAS IT 1326 01:06:19,508 --> 01:06:22,845 THAT THE TWO REALLY HOT CHICKS BEHIND US WANT YOUR PENIS. 1327 01:06:22,878 --> 01:06:24,613 ( sighs ) 1328 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:27,850 NO DUDE, I'M BEING TOTALLY SHIT-SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. 1329 01:06:38,194 --> 01:06:40,563 OH MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1330 01:06:40,596 --> 01:06:44,133 WHAT? WELL, GET OVER THERE, DUDE. 1331 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,968 I DON'T KNOW. 1332 01:06:46,001 --> 01:06:47,837 NO, DUDE, COME ON. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 1333 01:06:47,870 --> 01:06:49,638 JUST GET OVER THERE. 1334 01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:52,074 OKAY, I'LL DO IT. HOW'S MY HAIR? 1335 01:06:52,108 --> 01:06:53,809 IT'S NOT ALL GONE. 1336 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:56,679 NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 1337 01:06:56,712 --> 01:06:58,581 ALL RIGHT? NOW GET OVER THERE. YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT. 1338 01:06:58,614 --> 01:07:00,149 - YOU DO THIS. - YEAH. 1339 01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:02,418 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I MEAN, I CAN DO THIS. 1340 01:07:02,451 --> 01:07:03,986 - YEAH, YOU CAN DO THIS. - I CAN DO THIS. 1341 01:07:04,019 --> 01:07:05,654 - YOU CAN DO THIS, MAN. - I CAN DO THIS! 1342 01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:07,423 YOU CAN DO-- OH, SHIT. 1343 01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:09,258 HEY, TAKE THIS. IT'LL HELP WITH THE SILENCES. 1344 01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:13,262 SILENCES? PLEASE, I'M A PERFECT CONVERSATIONALIST. 1345 01:07:13,295 --> 01:07:15,531 YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT. 1346 01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:20,636 ACTUALLY I THINK I WILL TAKE IT. 1347 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,508 HEY. 1348 01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,010 DID YOU WALK ALL THE WAY OVER FROM THAT COUCH 1349 01:07:28,043 --> 01:07:30,279 JUST TO TALK TO US? 1350 01:07:30,312 --> 01:07:32,081 GUILTY. 1351 01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:39,855 UM... I'M-- I'M PATRICK. 1352 01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:41,757 UH, WE KNOW. 1353 01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:43,893 THAT WAS A PRETTY ROUGH FALL THAT YOU HAD EARLIER. 1354 01:07:43,926 --> 01:07:45,561 ARE YOU OKAY? 1355 01:07:45,594 --> 01:07:49,865 YES. YES. UM, I DID HURT MYSELF A LITTLE BIT. 1356 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,301 Both: OH! 1357 01:07:52,334 --> 01:07:54,303 YOU'RE SO CUTE. 1358 01:07:54,336 --> 01:07:57,573 OH MY GOD. IF ONLY THERE WERE TWO OF YOU GUYS. 1359 01:07:57,606 --> 01:07:59,508 WELL... 1360 01:08:01,343 --> 01:08:05,448 OH, THE CHAIR IS SURPRISINGLY COMFORTABLE. 1361 01:08:05,481 --> 01:08:07,783 ( sighs ) 1362 01:08:07,817 --> 01:08:10,619 I HAD ONE JUST LIKE IT ONCE, 1363 01:08:10,653 --> 01:08:14,089 WITHOUT ALL THE COBWEBS AND DUST, OF COURSE. 1364 01:08:23,966 --> 01:08:27,002 TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF-- 1365 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:31,006 SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE BEFORE. 1366 01:08:32,975 --> 01:08:34,977 COME ON. 1367 01:08:35,010 --> 01:08:39,014 I'M OLD. I'LL PROBABLY BE DEAD SOON ANYWAY. 1368 01:08:39,048 --> 01:08:41,183 OH, DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT. 1369 01:08:41,217 --> 01:08:44,353 WELL, I'M NOT JOKING. IT'S HEALTHY. 1370 01:08:44,386 --> 01:08:46,655 TELL ME SOMETHING. 1371 01:08:48,691 --> 01:08:51,126 I, UM... 1372 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,195 COME ON, BE HONEST. 1373 01:08:53,229 --> 01:08:55,364 DON'T YOU TRUST ME? 1374 01:08:55,397 --> 01:08:57,933 TRUST YOU? THE PIE LADY? 1375 01:08:57,967 --> 01:08:59,435 PIE LADY? 1376 01:08:59,468 --> 01:09:03,839 JUST BECAUSE I TAUGHT BAKING CLASSES FOR 30 YEARS? 1377 01:09:12,548 --> 01:09:15,951 THERE WAS SOMETHING... 1378 01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:20,823 THAT I'VE KEPT QUIET FOR FAR TOO LONG. 1379 01:09:25,561 --> 01:09:29,365 THERE WAS ANOTHER WOMAN IN MY HUSBAND GIL'S LIFE. 1380 01:09:31,166 --> 01:09:33,569 GOD, THERE WAS ALWAYS ANOTHER WOMAN. 1381 01:09:33,602 --> 01:09:37,673 I ALWAYS LOOKED THE OTHER WAY. 1382 01:09:38,707 --> 01:09:40,976 PRETENDED LIKE-- 1383 01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:43,846 LIKE NOTHING WAS HAPPENING, 1384 01:09:43,879 --> 01:09:46,215 EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT. 1385 01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:53,589 SOMETIMES I WISH THAT I'D HAD THE STRENGTH TO ACT, 1386 01:09:53,622 --> 01:09:56,859 THE COURAGE TO LET HIM KNOW 1387 01:09:56,892 --> 01:09:59,695 THAT I KNEW WHAT A JACKASS HE WAS. 1388 01:09:59,728 --> 01:10:03,232 I-- I JUST COULDN'T. 1389 01:10:05,301 --> 01:10:07,836 IT'S THE ONLY THING IN MY LIFE 1390 01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:10,606 THAT'S EVER MADE ME FEEL WEAK. 1391 01:10:10,639 --> 01:10:13,776 YEAH. 1392 01:10:15,978 --> 01:10:19,748 DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE? 1393 01:10:19,782 --> 01:10:22,952 I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1394 01:10:22,985 --> 01:10:26,222 I WAS SO IN LOVE, I TOLD THIS GIRL EVERY DAY 1395 01:10:26,255 --> 01:10:27,723 THAT I LOVED HER. 1396 01:10:27,756 --> 01:10:29,558 SHE WOULD SAY, "NO, YOU DON'T. 1397 01:10:29,592 --> 01:10:32,795 IT'S JUST LUST." SHE'D LAUGH AT ME. 1398 01:10:32,828 --> 01:10:35,097 MMM. 1399 01:10:35,130 --> 01:10:37,066 SO ONE DAY, 1400 01:10:37,099 --> 01:10:40,402 WE WERE AT MY HOUSE AND I TOLD HER I LOVED HER 1401 01:10:40,436 --> 01:10:43,505 AND SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME BACK. 1402 01:10:45,174 --> 01:10:47,376 BUT... 1403 01:10:47,409 --> 01:10:49,945 EVENTUALLY WE BROKE UP. 1404 01:10:51,614 --> 01:10:54,316 HOW DO YOU GIVE SOMEONE SOMETHING SO DEEP 1405 01:10:54,350 --> 01:10:56,785 AND YOU TAKE IT AWAY LIKE THAT? 1406 01:11:01,423 --> 01:11:02,992 ( wheezing ) 1407 01:11:08,797 --> 01:11:11,900 HEY. HEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1408 01:11:11,934 --> 01:11:14,937 - OH, THAT'S SO SWEET-- - I'M THE STRONGER GENDER, 1409 01:11:14,970 --> 01:11:16,939 SO I FEEL I HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU. 1410 01:11:16,972 --> 01:11:18,974 YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR. 1411 01:11:19,008 --> 01:11:21,043 I HATE HOUSES LIKE THAT. 1412 01:11:24,346 --> 01:11:26,081 WHY? 1413 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:28,684 BECAUSE IT'S JUST... 1414 01:11:28,717 --> 01:11:30,919 TOO PERFECT. 1415 01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:35,691 I MEAN, HOW-- HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT PERFECT? 1416 01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:38,160 OF COURSE, THERE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO LIVES IN IT. 1417 01:11:38,193 --> 01:11:40,162 SHE PROBABLY HAS EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN 1418 01:11:40,195 --> 01:11:41,997 SOUNDLY ASLEEP UPSTAIRS. 1419 01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:46,335 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE, YOU KNOW? 1420 01:11:46,368 --> 01:11:48,637 IT'S JUST-- I MEAN, HOW DID SHE GET THAT? 1421 01:11:48,671 --> 01:11:51,940 HOW DID SHE GET THAT PERFECT HOUSE 1422 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:54,109 AND THE PERFECT KIDS AND THE PERFECT HUSBAND? 1423 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,878 I MEAN, THAT'S JUST SPECULATION. YOU DON'T KNOW. 1424 01:11:55,911 --> 01:11:59,048 SHE COULD MAYBE NOT EVEN BE MARRIED, NOT HAVE KIDS, YOU KNOW? 1425 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:04,520 OKAY, SO SHE'S MARRIED, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS? 1426 01:12:04,553 --> 01:12:05,954 KIDS' TOYS ON THE LAWN. 1427 01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:07,790 FINE, BUT THAT'S NOT THE WHOLE STORY. 1428 01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:09,825 MAYBE SHE-- MAYBE SHE RESENTS THE KIDS. 1429 01:12:09,858 --> 01:12:12,961 MAYBE SHE HATES THEM FOR SAPPING HER OF HER YOUTH OR SOMETHING. 1430 01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:16,398 SHE DOESN'T HATE HER KIDS. SHE GOES UPSTAIRS 1431 01:12:16,432 --> 01:12:18,701 TO SLEEP WITH HER LOVING HUSBAND 1432 01:12:18,734 --> 01:12:21,704 AND THEY GO TO SLEEP IN THEIR IMMACULATE MARTHA STEWART BEDROOM 1433 01:12:21,737 --> 01:12:24,373 AND SHE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND SHE MAKES HER WHOLE FAMILY 1434 01:12:24,406 --> 01:12:26,875 THIS, LIKE, GREAT ORGANIC BREAKFAST 1435 01:12:26,909 --> 01:12:29,445 AND SHE KNOWS HER WHOLE LIFE IS JUST PERFECT. 1436 01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:35,117 LET'S T.P. IT. 1437 01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:39,088 - NO. -YEAH. 1438 01:12:39,121 --> 01:12:40,556 - YEAH YEAH YEAH. - NO NO NO. 1439 01:12:40,589 --> 01:12:41,824 - WE'LL GET IN TROUBLE. - WE'LL T.P. IT. 1440 01:12:41,857 --> 01:12:43,559 WE'RE NOT GONNA GET IN TROUBLE. 1441 01:12:43,592 --> 01:12:45,494 WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW. WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO? 1442 01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:47,429 I DON'T KNOW. PEOPLE GET ARRESTED FOR THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW? 1443 01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:49,331 - OH, NO, WE'LL T.P.-- - WHY WHY WHY? 1444 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:51,033 WE'RE SO GONNA TOILET-PAPER THE HOUSE. 1445 01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:52,434 - COME ON. - NO, I'M NOT DOING IT. 1446 01:12:52,468 --> 01:12:53,902 NOLAN. 1447 01:12:53,936 --> 01:12:55,671 COME ON. 1448 01:12:55,704 --> 01:12:58,207 IF WE GET CAUGHT, I'M NEVER HANGING OUT WITH YOU AT SCHOOL. 1449 01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:59,775 YEAH! 1450 01:12:59,808 --> 01:13:02,711 ♪ THESE ARMS OF MINE 1451 01:13:02,745 --> 01:13:04,947 ♪ THEY ARE LONELY... 1452 01:13:04,980 --> 01:13:07,683 - HEY, WHOA WHOA WHOA! - Woman: SHE WAS JUST DROPPED OFF. 1453 01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:09,918 WE'RE TAKING HER TO THE THIRD FLOOR RIGHT NOW. 1454 01:13:09,952 --> 01:13:11,420 WAIT, HOLD ON. 1455 01:13:11,453 --> 01:13:13,589 - ARE YOU THE GUY SHE'S WITH? - YEAH. 1456 01:13:13,622 --> 01:13:15,557 - WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED? - WE WERE TALKING 1457 01:13:15,591 --> 01:13:17,559 AND SHE PASSED OUT. I DON'T KNOW. 1458 01:13:17,593 --> 01:13:19,428 - ♪ THESE ARMS OF MINE... - JUST ALL OF A SUDDEN? 1459 01:13:19,461 --> 01:13:22,865 - THERE WAS NO WARNING. - ♪ THEY ARE YEARNING.... 1460 01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:26,201 - HOW OLD IS SHE? - UH, 70s, 80s. 1461 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,904 - ♪ YEARNING FROM WANTING YOU... ♪ - WHAT'S HER NAME? 1462 01:13:28,937 --> 01:13:31,140 I DON'T KNOW. 1463 01:13:31,173 --> 01:13:35,544 ♪ AND IF YOU 1464 01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:40,415 ♪ WOULD LET THEM HOLD YOU... ♪ 1465 01:13:57,933 --> 01:14:00,536 YOU WANNA PUT SOME FRANCIS BACK ON? 1466 01:14:10,879 --> 01:14:13,382 ( music starting ) 1467 01:14:25,894 --> 01:14:27,996 ( music continues ) 1468 01:15:16,945 --> 01:15:19,314 BECAUSE I'M AS SURE-FOOTED AS A MOUNTAIN GOAT. 1469 01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:20,682 ( laughs ) 1470 01:15:20,716 --> 01:15:22,784 OKAY, WAIT HERE. I'M GONNA GO GET IT. 1471 01:15:33,228 --> 01:15:35,430 ( bus approaching ) 1472 01:15:38,634 --> 01:15:40,602 DUDE! THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU. 1473 01:15:40,636 --> 01:15:42,337 MORGAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 1474 01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:45,007 HOLD ON, DUDE, THIS IS THE BEST PART. 1475 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:48,143 -( rock song playing ) - ( humming along ) 1476 01:15:51,313 --> 01:15:52,581 SWEET, HUH? 1477 01:15:52,614 --> 01:15:53,949 YEAH, AWESOME. 1478 01:15:53,982 --> 01:15:56,051 UH, WHY ARE YOU STILL IN YOUR BUS? 1479 01:15:57,953 --> 01:16:00,422 WELL... 1480 01:16:00,455 --> 01:16:02,724 YOU KNOW, THE THOUGHT OF A MAN AND WOMAN 1481 01:16:02,758 --> 01:16:05,427 LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF 365 DAYS OF THE YEAR-- 1482 01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:07,562 IT'S NOT NATURAL. 1483 01:16:07,596 --> 01:16:10,465 SO EVERY COUPLE MONTHS, I START AN OLD FIGHT WITH ANN MARIE, 1484 01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:13,368 SOMETHING STUPID, AND SHE KICKS ME OUT. 1485 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:16,271 IT'S A WIN-WIN 'CAUSE SHE FEELS EMPOWERED 1486 01:16:16,305 --> 01:16:18,807 AND GETS TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH HER SHIH TZUS 1487 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:22,244 AND I GET TO COME HERE WHICH IS WHERE I WANTED TO BE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1488 01:16:22,277 --> 01:16:23,912 HUH. 1489 01:16:23,946 --> 01:16:26,048 I KNOW THAT DR. PHIL SAYS 1490 01:16:26,081 --> 01:16:28,550 YOU SHOULD ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT AND BE HONEST, 1491 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,619 BUT IF I SAID TO HER, "HONEY, 1492 01:16:30,652 --> 01:16:32,888 I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU 1493 01:16:32,921 --> 01:16:35,457 THAT THE THOUGHT OF ANOTHER NIGHT SLEEPING NEXT TO YOU 1494 01:16:35,490 --> 01:16:38,994 AND HEARING YOU BREATHE IS GONNA DRIVE ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND," 1495 01:16:39,027 --> 01:16:41,763 SEE, THAT MIGHT HURT HER FEELINGS. YOU KNOW? 1496 01:16:41,797 --> 01:16:44,733 AND I CAN'T DO THAT. 1497 01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:47,235 SO I'M HERE FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND I START MISSING HER 1498 01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:49,137 AND SHE STARTS FEELING SORRY FOR ME 1499 01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:52,174 SO I GO BACK AND WE HAVE HOT, SWEATY MAKE-UP SEX 1500 01:16:52,207 --> 01:16:54,676 AND REMEMBER WHY WE FELL IN LOVE IN THE FIRST PLACE 1501 01:16:54,710 --> 01:16:56,411 AND IT'S PERFECT. 1502 01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:59,615 NOW YOU, YOU HAVE TO KISS THAT GIRL. 1503 01:16:59,648 --> 01:17:02,818 ( sighs ) NO, SHE'S-- I DON'T KNOW. 1504 01:17:02,851 --> 01:17:06,655 LISTEN, I CAN SEE IT. AND I'M HALF BLIND AND I CAN SEE IT. 1505 01:17:06,688 --> 01:17:09,524 NOW IT'S BEEN ABOUT 30 YEARS SINCE MY LAST FIRST KISS 1506 01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:11,360 BUT I'M SURE IT'S STILL THE SAME. 1507 01:17:11,393 --> 01:17:13,662 THE THING ABOUT A FIRST KISS IS, 1508 01:17:13,695 --> 01:17:15,797 YOU ONLY HAVE ONE. 1509 01:17:15,831 --> 01:17:19,368 AND BELIEVE ME, SHE'S GONNA REMEMBER IT NO MATTER WHAT. 1510 01:17:19,401 --> 01:17:22,204 SO YOU GOTTA PICK THE PERFECT MOMENT. 1511 01:17:22,237 --> 01:17:25,707 AND THAT MOMENT COMES RIGHT AFTER YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING... 1512 01:17:25,741 --> 01:17:27,142 INCREDIBLE. 1513 01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:29,344 AND YOU'LL KNOW THE MOMENT 1514 01:17:29,378 --> 01:17:31,780 BECAUSE YOU'LL SEE IT IN HER EYES. 1515 01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:36,018 BECAUSE SHE WILL LOOK AT YOU LIKE SHE'S DISCOVERING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME, 1516 01:17:36,051 --> 01:17:38,053 LIKE SHE'S NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE. 1517 01:17:38,086 --> 01:17:40,989 AND THAT'S WHEN YOU MOVE IN FOR THE KISS. 1518 01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:45,861 AND THAT KISS WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW 1519 01:17:45,894 --> 01:17:47,963 ABOUT THE WAY SHE FEELS ABOUT YOU. 1520 01:17:47,996 --> 01:17:51,033 BECAUSE IF YOU'RE KISSING HER, AND I MEAN REALLY KISSING HER, 1521 01:17:51,066 --> 01:17:53,402 AND SHE STARTS TO SMILE... 1522 01:17:55,771 --> 01:17:58,206 THEN YOU'RE IN, BUDDY. 1523 01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,642 YOU'RE IN. 1524 01:18:00,675 --> 01:18:04,079 ( rock song starts ) 1525 01:18:04,112 --> 01:18:05,981 MY WORK IS DONE HERE. 1526 01:18:06,014 --> 01:18:08,083 IT'S UP TO YOU, FELLA. 1527 01:18:08,116 --> 01:18:10,152 GOOD LUCK. 1528 01:18:10,185 --> 01:18:12,220 GO. 1529 01:18:19,227 --> 01:18:21,396 ( giggling ) 1530 01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:24,666 NOLAN! NOLAN, CATCH! 1531 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,635 AH! 1532 01:18:28,303 --> 01:18:29,738 WHY ARE WE RUNNING? 1533 01:18:29,771 --> 01:18:32,107 I DON'T KNOW. IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE. 1534 01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:34,342 WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL YET. 1535 01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:37,112 LET'S JUST GO WITH IT. 1536 01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:46,354 YOU SURE YOU'RE OUT? 1537 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:49,958 YEAH, I'VE GOT AN EARLY FLIGHT. 1538 01:18:49,991 --> 01:18:54,196 SO, DUDE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT TONIGHT. 1539 01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:57,065 YOU KNOW, IT'S WHAT ANY OF THE GUYS IN THE HOUSE WOULD HAVE DONE. 1540 01:18:57,099 --> 01:18:59,234 SO THANKS. 1541 01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:01,870 NO PROBLEM. 1542 01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:04,473 YOU GONNA BE AROUND FOR WINTER BREAK? 1543 01:19:04,506 --> 01:19:07,142 YEAH, UH, SHOULD BE. YEAH. 1544 01:19:09,344 --> 01:19:11,646 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN JUST PULL OVER HERE. 1545 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:13,281 - JUST DROP ME OFF. - ARE YOU SURE? 1546 01:19:13,315 --> 01:19:16,918 YEAH. SHORTCUT. I USED TO CUT ACROSS HERE. 1547 01:19:16,952 --> 01:19:20,021 ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER YOU WANT. 1548 01:19:21,523 --> 01:19:24,793 HEY, I'LL TELL THE GUYS TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU. 1549 01:19:24,826 --> 01:19:28,196 FIGURE TONIGHT'S WORTH A FEW PLEDGE POINTS. 1550 01:19:32,267 --> 01:19:35,871 HEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR HAT. 1551 01:19:52,687 --> 01:19:54,956 SHE'S CONSCIOUS AND SHE'S DOING FINE. 1552 01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:58,093 - SHE'LL BE OKAY THOUGH, RIGHT? - YEAH, SHE'LL BE FINE. 1553 01:19:58,126 --> 01:20:01,496 SEEMS LIKE IT WAS MORE OF A SCARE FOR YOU THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 1554 01:20:01,530 --> 01:20:03,131 THANKS. 1555 01:20:03,165 --> 01:20:06,535 OH, BY THE WAY, WE FOUND THIS IN HER PURSE, OKAY? 1556 01:20:08,303 --> 01:20:09,838 YOU LOOK TIRED. 1557 01:20:09,871 --> 01:20:11,773 YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND GET SOME SLEEP. 1558 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,808 WE'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 1559 01:20:24,486 --> 01:20:27,489 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? WHERE'S MY GRANDMA? 1560 01:20:27,522 --> 01:20:29,891 SHE'S FINE, I THINK. SHE'S AT THE HOSPITAL. 1561 01:20:29,925 --> 01:20:31,493 WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 1562 01:20:34,062 --> 01:20:36,932 NO, RYAN. 1563 01:20:39,568 --> 01:20:42,838 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'LL TAKE YOU. LET'S GO. 1564 01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:50,879 SHE'S A WONDERFUL PERSON, YOU KNOW. 1565 01:20:50,912 --> 01:20:53,081 WHAT? 1566 01:20:53,114 --> 01:20:55,083 YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 1567 01:20:55,116 --> 01:20:58,553 I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING AND I REALLY-- 1568 01:20:58,587 --> 01:21:00,755 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1569 01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:02,324 I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING. 1570 01:21:02,357 --> 01:21:04,993 YOU KNOW, RYAN, I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD. 1571 01:21:05,026 --> 01:21:07,929 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M TRYING-- 1572 01:21:07,963 --> 01:21:09,865 JUST SHUT UP AND DRIVE. 1573 01:21:09,898 --> 01:21:11,900 I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT. 1574 01:21:11,933 --> 01:21:13,501 YOU DON'T KNOW IT YET, 1575 01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:15,570 BUT YOU'RE BECOMING A REAL FIRST-CLASS BITCH. 1576 01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:17,172 FUCK OFF. 1577 01:21:17,205 --> 01:21:19,341 ♪ AHHH! 1578 01:21:19,374 --> 01:21:22,110 ♪ THE DAY BEGINS 1579 01:21:22,143 --> 01:21:23,912 ♪ PECULIARLY 1580 01:21:23,945 --> 01:21:26,748 ♪ THE MORNING SUN 1581 01:21:26,781 --> 01:21:29,050 ♪ SHINES DOWN ON ME 1582 01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:31,553 ♪ WE STANDING WHERE 1583 01:21:31,586 --> 01:21:33,888 ♪ WE DON'T EXPECT 1584 01:21:33,922 --> 01:21:36,291 ♪ THE SILENCE BREAKS 1585 01:21:36,324 --> 01:21:39,761 ♪ I MUST REFLECT 1586 01:21:39,794 --> 01:21:44,966 ♪ DOWN IN MY OWN MIND 1587 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:49,537 ♪ I'M RACING, CHASING TIME ♪ 1588 01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:54,776 ♪ TO SEE IF I MIGHT FIND OUT ♪ 1589 01:21:54,809 --> 01:21:59,014 ♪ HOW I CAN GET YOU CLOSER ♪ 1590 01:22:04,252 --> 01:22:08,423 ♪ HOW I CAN GET YOU CLOSER... ♪ 1591 01:22:08,456 --> 01:22:10,125 ( grunts ) 1592 01:22:14,663 --> 01:22:17,165 AIM FOR THE TOP OF THE BRANCHES LIKE... AAH! 1593 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:42,390 ( sobbing ) 1594 01:23:03,511 --> 01:23:07,449 ♪ I AM YOUR TAMBOURINE 1595 01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:10,585 ♪ GRAB HOLD AND SHAKE 1596 01:23:12,253 --> 01:23:15,824 ♪ I'M A BOW THAT NEVER BREAKS... ♪ 1597 01:23:15,857 --> 01:23:19,461 ( both giggling ) 1598 01:23:19,494 --> 01:23:22,430 ( song continues softly ) 1599 01:23:31,539 --> 01:23:34,576 SO WAS THAT YOUR FIRST PRANK? 1600 01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:40,548 ♪ TIGHTER TIGHTER TIGHTER TIGHTER ♪ 1601 01:23:40,582 --> 01:23:43,752 ♪ I'LL NEVER LEAVE 1602 01:23:43,785 --> 01:23:45,520 ♪ YOUR SIDE 1603 01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:53,461 ♪ NO, I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE... ♪ 1604 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,535 ( laughs ) 1605 01:24:22,991 --> 01:24:26,094 ♪ LET'S ALL PACK UP AND MOVE THIS YEAR ♪ 1606 01:24:28,797 --> 01:24:31,633 ♪ WE'LL SLIP THE LINES AND DISAPPEAR ♪ 1607 01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:38,940 ♪ LEAVE MEMORIES FOR AUCTIONEERS ♪ 1608 01:24:38,973 --> 01:24:43,578 ♪ AND THOSE JUST STANDING STILL ♪ 1609 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:48,516 ♪ THEY'LL MISS THE TASTE OF WANTING YOU ♪ 1610 01:24:50,952 --> 01:24:54,289 ♪ CALL OUT YOUR NAME LIKE I STILL DO ♪ 1611 01:24:56,491 --> 01:24:59,427 ♪ BUT THEY HAVEN'T SAID A WORD THAT'S TRUE ♪ 1612 01:25:01,463 --> 01:25:06,301 ♪ AND THEY ONLY HOLD YOU DOWN ♪ 1613 01:25:08,102 --> 01:25:11,773 ♪ IN THIS HEARTBREAK WORLD 1614 01:25:11,806 --> 01:25:14,142 ♪ OF JUST IMAGINE 1615 01:25:14,175 --> 01:25:17,512 ♪ OF ITS TIRED TALK 1616 01:25:17,545 --> 01:25:19,481 ♪ AND BETTER DAYS 1617 01:25:19,514 --> 01:25:22,817 ♪ IN THIS HEARTBREAK WORLD 1618 01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:24,953 ♪ WHERE NOTHING MATTERS 1619 01:25:24,986 --> 01:25:27,622 ♪ COME ON, LET'S MAKE THIS DREAM THAT'S BARELY ♪ 1620 01:25:27,655 --> 01:25:31,059 ♪ HALF AWAKE COME TRUE ♪ 1621 01:25:40,735 --> 01:25:44,506 ♪ LET'S MOVE OUT OF LOS ANGELES ♪ 1622 01:25:46,641 --> 01:25:51,713 ♪ AND JUST DRIVE UNTIL THIS SUMMER GIVES ♪ 1623 01:25:51,746 --> 01:25:55,550 ♪ AND FORGET THE LIVES WE USED TO LIVE ♪ 1624 01:25:57,418 --> 01:26:03,858 ♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE GONE 1625 01:26:03,892 --> 01:26:09,464 ♪ IN THIS HEARTBREAK WORLD OF JUST IMAGINE ♪ 1626 01:26:09,497 --> 01:26:13,368 ♪ WITH ITS TIRED TALK 1627 01:26:13,401 --> 01:26:15,370 ♪ OF BETTER DAYS 1628 01:26:15,403 --> 01:26:19,908 ♪ IN THIS HEARTBREAK WORLD WHERE NOTHING MATTERS ♪ 1629 01:26:19,941 --> 01:26:24,646 ♪ COME ON, LET'S MAKE THIS DREAM THAT'S BARELY HALF AWAKE ♪ 1630 01:26:24,679 --> 01:26:26,181 ♪ COME TRUE 1631 01:26:37,392 --> 01:26:42,497 ♪ OH OOH OOH 1632 01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:48,069 ♪ OOH OOH OOH OOH 1633 01:26:48,102 --> 01:26:52,040 ♪ IN THIS HEARTBREAK WORLD 1634 01:26:52,073 --> 01:26:54,542 ♪ OF JUST IMAGINE 1635 01:26:54,576 --> 01:26:57,712 ♪ WITH ITS TIRED TALK 1636 01:26:57,745 --> 01:27:00,214 ♪ OF BETTER DAYS 1637 01:27:00,248 --> 01:27:04,852 ♪ IN THIS HEARTBREAK WORLD WHERE NOTHING MATTERS ♪ 1638 01:27:04,886 --> 01:27:10,024 ♪ COME ON, LET'S MAKE THIS DREAM THAT'S BARELY HALF AWAKE ♪ 1639 01:27:10,058 --> 01:27:14,862 ♪ COME ON, LET'S MAKE THIS DREAM THAT'S BARELY HALF AWAKE ♪ 1640 01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:17,498 ♪ COME TRUE. 1641 01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:29,410 HEY. 1642 01:27:29,444 --> 01:27:31,946 DID WE FALL ASLEEP HERE? 1643 01:27:36,351 --> 01:27:38,152 WHERE'D THIS BLANKET COME FROM? 1644 01:27:38,186 --> 01:27:42,223 WE GOTTA GO HOME. 1645 01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:44,459 WHY NOT STAY A WHILE? 1646 01:27:50,531 --> 01:27:52,767 NOTHING'S EVER PERFECT. 1647 01:28:12,553 --> 01:28:15,289 ♪ YOU DON'T NEED TO CHANGE 1648 01:28:15,323 --> 01:28:17,025 ♪ A THING ABOUT YOU, BABE 1649 01:28:17,058 --> 01:28:19,761 ♪ I'M TELLING YOU FROM WHERE I SIT ♪ 1650 01:28:19,794 --> 01:28:21,796 ♪ YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND 1651 01:28:21,829 --> 01:28:25,800 ♪ WELL, I'VE BEEN LOST AND I NEED DIRECTION ♪ 1652 01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:28,269 ♪ I COULD USE A LITTLE LOVE PROTECTION ♪ 1653 01:28:28,302 --> 01:28:31,472 ♪ WHAT DO YOU SAY, HONEY? COME TO MY DEFENSE ♪ 1654 01:28:31,506 --> 01:28:35,810 ♪ I'LL STAND UP FOR YOU IF IT'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪ 1655 01:28:35,843 --> 01:28:38,479 ♪ AND I CAN TAKE A PUNCH, I DON'T MIND TO BLEED ♪ 1656 01:28:38,513 --> 01:28:41,549 ♪ AS LONG AS AFTERWARDS YOU FEEL BAD FOR ME ♪ 1657 01:28:43,484 --> 01:28:45,987 ♪ AND YOU GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION ♪ 1658 01:28:46,020 --> 01:28:48,723 ♪ I GOT DEEP DESIRE AND IT NEEDS QUENCHING ♪ 1659 01:28:48,756 --> 01:28:51,893 ♪ AND I THINK THAT'S PRETTY PLAIN FOR YOU TO SEE ♪ 1660 01:28:53,828 --> 01:28:56,297 ♪ WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT ME AND MORE ABOUT YOU ♪ 1661 01:28:56,330 --> 01:28:58,800 ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'D BE THE GENTLEMANLY THING TO DO ♪ 1662 01:28:58,833 --> 01:29:02,570 ♪ I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR MAN SWEET AND POLITE ♪ 1663 01:29:02,603 --> 01:29:06,541 ♪ I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH TELLING YOU ♪ 1664 01:29:06,574 --> 01:29:09,043 ♪ BUT I AIN'T NEARLY HALFWAY THROUGH ♪ 1665 01:29:09,077 --> 01:29:12,580 ♪ I GOT A FEW MORE THINGS I'D LIKE TO SAY TO YOU TONIGHT ♪ 1666 01:29:12,613 --> 01:29:14,649 ♪ GET READY 1667 01:29:14,682 --> 01:29:16,651 ♪ YOU DON'T NEED TO CHANGE 1668 01:29:16,684 --> 01:29:18,986 ♪ A THING ABOUT YOU, BABE 1669 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:21,222 ♪ I'M TELLING YOU FROM WHERE I SIT ♪ 1670 01:29:21,255 --> 01:29:23,591 ♪ YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND. 1671 01:29:23,624 --> 01:29:26,060 ( new song starting ) 1672 01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:36,704 ♪ LAA LAA LAA 1673 01:29:36,738 --> 01:29:39,440 ♪ LA LAA LAA 1674 01:29:39,474 --> 01:29:42,443 ♪ LAA LAA LAA 1675 01:29:42,477 --> 01:29:45,213 ♪ LA LA LA LA LAA LAA 1676 01:29:45,246 --> 01:29:48,049 ♪ LAA LAA LAA 1677 01:29:48,082 --> 01:29:50,518 ♪ LA LAA LAA 1678 01:29:50,551 --> 01:29:53,454 ♪ LAA LAA LAA 1679 01:29:53,488 --> 01:29:56,391 ♪ LA LA LA LA LAA LAA 1680 01:29:56,424 --> 01:29:58,960 ♪ STANDING ON THE EDGE 1681 01:29:58,993 --> 01:30:01,462 ♪ OF A BEGINNING AND AN END ♪ 1682 01:30:01,496 --> 01:30:06,968 ♪ WHOA, SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE ♪ 1683 01:30:07,001 --> 01:30:10,138 ♪ THE 87th FLOOR 1684 01:30:10,171 --> 01:30:12,774 ♪ OF A HIGH-RISE IN NEW YORK ♪ 1685 01:30:12,807 --> 01:30:17,812 ♪ AHH, THERE'S SOMETHING NEW THIS TIME ♪ 1686 01:30:17,845 --> 01:30:21,315 ♪ AND I'VE KNOWN IT SINCE I WAS YOUNG ♪ 1687 01:30:21,349 --> 01:30:24,118 ♪ AND I FEEL IT IN MY BONES ♪ 1688 01:30:24,152 --> 01:30:29,657 ♪ THIS IS HOW IT'S ALWAYS MEANT TO GO ♪ 1689 01:30:29,690 --> 01:30:32,794 ♪ RIGHT HERE ABOVE THE STREET ♪ 1690 01:30:32,827 --> 01:30:35,496 ♪ WATCHING THE CITY SPIN BENEATH ♪ 1691 01:30:35,530 --> 01:30:37,899 ♪ I COULDN'T HELP BUT FEEL ♪ 1692 01:30:37,932 --> 01:30:40,568 ♪ LIKE AN OUTSIDER 1693 01:30:40,601 --> 01:30:43,771 ♪ LIFTING UP OFF THE GROUND ♪ 1694 01:30:43,805 --> 01:30:46,808 ♪ SEEING FOR THE FIRST TIME NOW ♪ 1695 01:30:46,841 --> 01:30:49,410 ♪ THIS IS WHERE I BECAME ♪ 1696 01:30:49,443 --> 01:30:53,848 ♪ AN OUTSIDER. 1697 01:30:53,881 --> 01:30:56,284 ( new song starting ) 1698 01:30:56,317 --> 01:31:01,789 ♪ THE WORLD ONLY LOOKS 1699 01:31:01,823 --> 01:31:04,792 ♪ EVIL IN HER EYES 1700 01:31:04,826 --> 01:31:09,831 ♪ AND THE SKY TASTES METALLIC ♪ 1701 01:31:09,864 --> 01:31:12,133 ♪ WHEN IT CRIES 1702 01:31:12,166 --> 01:31:16,270 ♪ THE STARS WILL STILL DANGLE ♪ 1703 01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:19,307 ♪ ON THE LONGEST 1704 01:31:19,340 --> 01:31:25,046 ♪ TRY 1705 01:31:26,981 --> 01:31:30,351 ♪ AND THE EYES CRISS-CROSS ♪ 1706 01:31:30,384 --> 01:31:34,355 ♪ IN EACH AND EVERY WAY ♪ 1707 01:31:34,388 --> 01:31:37,658 ♪ THE HEART SO SOFT ♪ 1708 01:31:37,692 --> 01:31:40,828 ♪ IT HAS SEEN BETTER DAYS ♪ 1709 01:31:40,862 --> 01:31:44,832 ♪ WATCH THE WORLD ON THE T.V. ♪ 1710 01:31:44,866 --> 01:31:47,969 ♪ FIND OUT WHAT IT'S WORTH ♪ 1711 01:31:48,002 --> 01:31:52,173 ♪ JUST TO KNOW THAT YOU NEED ME ♪ 1712 01:31:52,206 --> 01:31:55,509 ♪ JUST TO KNOW, JUST TO KNOW ♪ 1713 01:31:55,543 --> 01:31:59,447 ♪ TO KNOW THAT YOU NEED ME. ♪ 1714 01:32:02,583 --> 01:32:04,418 ( new song starting ) 1715 01:32:15,129 --> 01:32:18,065 ♪ WHOA, HONEY, I'M STUCK ON YOU ♪ 1716 01:32:18,099 --> 01:32:21,502 ♪ YOUR LIPS SO SWEET I CAN TASTE THEM STILL ♪ 1717 01:32:21,535 --> 01:32:24,872 ♪ WAITING FOR BLOSSOM, BABY ♪ 1718 01:32:24,906 --> 01:32:28,175 ♪ YEAH, THE HARDEST PART IS ♪ 1719 01:32:28,209 --> 01:32:31,078 ♪ EVERY DAY I'M GOING 1720 01:32:31,112 --> 01:32:33,714 ♪ FLOWER TO FLOWER 1721 01:32:33,748 --> 01:32:36,951 ♪ TRYING TO WIN YOUR HEART ♪ 1722 01:32:40,154 --> 01:32:42,690 ♪ YEAH, I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE ♪ 1723 01:32:42,723 --> 01:32:45,593 ♪ I'M LOSING MY MIND OVER YOU ♪ 1724 01:32:45,626 --> 01:32:48,763 ♪ DON'T YOU SEE THAT THIS IS CRAZY? ♪ 1725 01:32:48,796 --> 01:32:52,099 ♪ I DEFINITELY WANT TO BE LOSING MY SENSES ♪ 1726 01:32:52,133 --> 01:32:55,937 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN BEE, BABY ♪ 1727 01:32:55,970 --> 01:32:57,939 ♪ YOUR MAJESTY 1728 01:32:57,972 --> 01:33:00,241 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW, DON'T WANNA GO ♪ 1729 01:33:00,274 --> 01:33:04,312 ♪ DOWN IN FLAMES WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU ♪ 1730 01:33:06,781 --> 01:33:11,218 ♪ SO LIE DOWN NEXT TO ME MY... ♪ 1731 01:33:11,252 --> 01:33:13,187 ♪ QUEEN BEE 1732 01:33:36,043 --> 01:33:39,814 ♪ YEAH DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪ 1733 01:33:42,483 --> 01:33:48,189 ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪ 1734 01:33:48,222 --> 01:33:51,892 ♪ YEAH DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪ 1735 01:33:54,862 --> 01:33:57,865 ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪ 1736 01:34:00,968 --> 01:34:04,271 ♪ DON'T YOU SEE, IF THIS IS CRAZY ♪ 1737 01:34:04,305 --> 01:34:07,608 ♪ I DEFINITELY WANT TO BE LOSING MY SENSES ♪ 1738 01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:11,145 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN BEE, BABY ♪ 1739 01:34:11,178 --> 01:34:13,881 ♪ YOUR MAJESTY, YEAH 1740 01:34:13,914 --> 01:34:16,150 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW, DON'T WANT TO GO ♪ 1741 01:34:16,183 --> 01:34:20,354 ♪ DOWN IN FLAMES WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU ♪ 1742 01:34:22,890 --> 01:34:26,527 ♪ SO LIE DOWN NEXT TO ME MY... ♪ 1743 01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:28,996 ♪ MY QUEEN BEE. 126022

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