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[MUSIC]

[KNOCKING]

>> Peter, I'm here.

Open the door.

>> Who is it?

>> It's me.

My eyes are open the door.

I can see you.

>> Oh, God, my ex-wife.

>> All right.

[DOOR OPENS]

>> My laundry is broken.

So can I do my laundry here?

>> My God, are you serious?

Didn't you just move into a new apartment?

>> Yeah, but I guess the machine is not new, so it's not working.

>> What if I had company here?

>> So why?

I would just let myself in in the back.

>> Wow, you would, wouldn't you?

>> What's the big deal?

I'm just trying to do my laundry.

>> Look, it's fine.

All right, just, it's not a problem.

But can you do me a favor?

Can you at least fold the clothes that I have there, please?

>> Yeah, yeah, I can do that since you're letting me do my laundry, right?

>> Yeah, I guess it's fair.

>> Okay, nice.

[LAUGH]

>> So how's the dog?

>> He's good.

He's cute as usual, you know?

>> You still taking him on walks, or what?

>> Yeah, like every morning and you know, like now that I live in an apartment,

I kind of have to walk him more.

>> Yeah. >> You know, I don't have all these backyards, so.

>> Nice.

Wow.

>> Do you remember these?

[LAUGH]

>> I do, I do.

>> Yeah.

>> Is that the bottom part right there?

>> Yeah. >> Wow.

>> It's a cute one, right?

>> My favorite set you used to wear.

>> Really?

>> You know, why, why, why didn't this not work?

I feel like.

>> Let's just not even go there, you know?

Like, I feel like we're doing good now.

So I think we should just keep things like how they are, you know?

>> I know, it's just like, I feel like we hang out more and

laugh more than when we were together.

>> Well, maybe it's because we're not together, I don't know.

>> Maybe, I don't know.

>> Yeah, I don't know.

But at least now we don't fight too much, so that's good.

[LAUGH]

>> Yeah, I agree.

We're your top up.

We're your top up.

And have you been going to the pool?

Or what?

I remember you used to love swimming.

>> I mean, I don't really have a pool anymore.

[LAUGH] >> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> Wow.

I think you'd have one.

I know you would. >> Maybe I should really keep going and

keep getting.

>> Yeah, maybe.

>> Yeah.

Maybe I should start coming back here so I can use your pool.

[LAUGH]

>> Maybe. We'll see how you do my laundry.

>> [LAUGH]

>> If you do it right, you can use my pool.

>> [LAUGH]

Yeah, I'm sure I can do your laundry really good.

Like I used to.

>> I missed that.

Just look at that pile I have right there.

>> I know, I will take care of that for you, don't worry.

>> Yeah.

>> My gosh, honey, you have to wash this again.

>> Did you just call me honey?

>> No, Peter, stop.

Stop it.

>> My gosh, yeah, I know.

>> Yeah, this stinks like seriously.

>> I told you I don't know how to wash.

>> Well, I will do your laundry for you the once in a while.

>> You know what?

That would be nice.

>> You can just come over and we don't then.

>> Yeah. >> We're gonna.

>> We'll like that, huh?

>> Yeah.

>> Well, maybe when I have all four.

>> I know. >> [LAUGH]

>> Hey, why don't you throw us in there too?

>> Yeah, sure.

Let's put this one here for sure.

It's really stinky.

>> Mm-hm. >> [LAUGH]

>> You know what I miss the most?

>> What?

>> I miss your cooking.

>> I am.

>> Yeah, your cooking was so good.

>> Why don't you miss?

>> [LAUGH] >> Miss a lot of things.

>> I miss waking up to that good breakfast you used to make me.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah, breakfast was good.

>> [LAUGH] >> [SOUND]

>> Yeah, breakfast was always good.

You made it.

>> Yeah. >> [SOUND]

>> [MUSIC]

>> [MUSIC]

>> I'm so wet.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Your dog's gonna bark a lot in the morning.

>> Yeah, it's kind of annoying, right?

I haven't sleeping so good since.

>> Yeah. >> Did it help?

>> How does it work?

>> That work is good, it's irregular.

So I got that shitty manager, but you know.

What can we do?

>> Yeah.

>> [SOUND] >> My gosh, this is heavy.

>> [SOUND] >> I gotta say I miss all those things,

but the sleep I'm getting right now is unmasked.

>> It's so worth it for you.

>> Yeah. >> [LAUGH]

>> Well, I've been getting good sleep too, because you're not snoring anymore,

unless you mean. >> [LAUGH]

>> That's so.

>> Yeah. >> Okay.

>> [SOUND]

>> I do miss you when I'm cold though, that definitely used to help me.

>> My God, I remember how you used to put your knees on my back.

>> Yeah, it's true.

>> Those are good times. >> Yeah.

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> So, you know what I was gonna tell you since you're here, I might as well tell you now.

>> What? >> I'm setting the house.

>> What? >> Yeah.

>> Why?

>> I was thinking of moving up north.

>> No, you shouldn't move up north, this is perfect.

It's perfect weather, and I love it here.

You should love it too. >> I just think it's time for a change, you know?

>> I don't think so, I think you should stay.

>> [LAUGH] >> My God.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Maybe I can convince you. >> [LAUGH]

>> I'm thinking convince me, Rena. >> [LAUGH]

>> Are you mad, baby? >> I mean, I just can't believe you're moving.

>> Well, you know, it's not set in stone yet, you know how the housing market could be,

but there is some options. >> I mean, you're doing good.

>> It's all- >> I think you should sell the house and move.

>> We'll see, it all depends right now.

You know, the money's good and I gotta get it while it's good, you know?

And it's a small house, it's a good opportunity.

>> I just don't know, I don't like the idea, honestly.

>> Is there my phone ringing? >> I think so.

>> Let me have a seat. >> No, it's fine.

I wasn't doing anything important, so no problem, you didn't bother.

>> Yeah, I will definitely be there tomorrow. Okay, bye.

>> Is everything okay? >> Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.

>> Good. >> Why?

>> Can I ask you something? >> What?

>> What are you doing, I never get to ask you that.

>> I've been doing good. >> Yeah?

>> You're still going to the gym and all that? >> Yeah, are you going to the gym?

>> Yeah, you know, I need that. >> Yeah, I do know you need that.

>> I'm sorry, I'm just thinking about the house. >> Yeah?

>> You know, I just, it's such a good time. I don't know.

>> I've had so much memories in this house, but. >> Exactly.

I don't really want to talk about that though, because it kind of pisses me off.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> It's okay because, you know, let the future bring what it's gonna bring.

>> Yeah. Yeah, but if you move, we don't get to do this anymore.

>> I could always lie you out, you know? Do what? Laundry?

>> Yeah, laundry. >> Am I laundry, huh?

You know, I'm not gonna lie. I can't cook as good as you can.

>> Oh yeah? You miss my cooking? >> I do.

>> Yeah. >> You're gonna have to cook for me sometime.

>> Yeah, now that you're kind of nicer than you used to be.

>> Am I really? >> Yeah, you're way nicer now than when we're married.

>> Well, maybe it's a good sleep, I'm having. >> Yeah, well, maybe.

>> Oh, my God. She's so good. >> Yeah, you missed Adam, too.

>> Well, she's tired of it, remember? >> Yeah.

>> Oh, my God. Any more surprises, Peter? >> Surprises, like, what?

>> Yeah, like, you're selling the house, is anyone pregnant? What's going on?

>> No, no, no, none of that. >> No?

>> No, everything is good. >> Wait, I gotta take that.

Hello? Oh hi Sargeo. Yeah. Yes, I did change the lock. I can probably be there in like

ten minutes. Yeah, I will open the door for you. Okay. Okay, bye. I gotta go. I gotta

- I gotta open the door for the maintenance people,

because I changed a lot.

- Yeah, you should go do that.

(laughs)

I'll see you later.

(clears throat)

- Excuse me.

- Oh, hi!

- What are you doing?

- I just left myself in the back door,

and I thought I was open,

and I thought I would return to favor

for letting me use your laundry.

- It's in the water, well.

- Okay.

- Listen, Mayara.

- Yeah, what's wrong?

- Nothing's wrong, I just, look.

The other day, I did that as a favor for you,

but you don't have to do chores in my house.

- I mean, it's not a big deal.

Like, I kind of organized and cleaned the cabinets for you,

and like, I'm sorry, but I do think you need a little help,

because like, what is this? - Oh my gosh.

- Like, you're burning the house,

like you can't even cook eggs? (laughs)

Seriously? (laughs)

So I just thought, you know, I would just help you out.

- You look so beautiful.

- Aw.

- Thank you so much.

- Of course. (laughs)

- I love having you around.

- Do you?

- Yep.

(laughs)

- Oh my God, you do so much for me.

- Yeah. - You're not even my girl.

- I know. (laughs)

- Oh, God.

- And like, I do have to clean this,

because it's probably a mess.

Let's see. - Oh, don't look down there.

- Oh my gosh, it's so messy.

- I, I've been meaning to get to it, I just been busy.

- Oh my gosh, this definitely needs some attention.

- Oh, I just, I'm embarrassed now.

I don't even know what to say.

Here.

You're gonna do it, just, you can use this, I guess.

- Okay. - Thank you.

Don't, don't, don't judge me, all right?

- Well, I just think you need a little help, you know?

- It can look good.

- When was the last time you were inside here?

Like, it has cobwebs.

- Ah, I don't know, I mean-- - It's so messy.

- Last time must have been maybe the last time you were here.

- Huh, well that's been a long time then, I guess.

- Well, not gonna lie to you, I haven't ever cleaned there.

- Oh, well, I'm glad I paid attention on it,

'cause it really needs some attention.

- I'm just glad you're here. - Yeah?

- Glad you're here. - Yeah, I'm glad I can help.

- So really that bad? - Yeah.

You need someone to help you organize your stuff.

It's really messy.

(panting)

- Maybe you can come more often, yeah?

- Yeah, I would like that, I like my little visits now.

I tell your Med, I mean, when they saw me here.

(panting)

(panting)

- I mean they should have cleaned it all their cabinets too.

(laughing)

Are they all like this?

- Probably, most likely, yeah.

- Okay too.

It's like really dirty in here, I don't know,

I might get a plumber, I think there's like some making

going on here. - Oh god, don't tell me that.

- Yeah, that's why you gotta check on things, you know?

- Yeah.

You're not wrong. - I know,

you gotta open your cabinets sometimes.

(laughing)

- Here, if this helps.

- Yeah, I just ran out of that brotherhood.

(laughing)

- Can you see there's like some water spots in here?

I really think it's leaking.

(panting)

- Is it looking better down there?

- Yeah, little.

Someone won't come off.

- Hey, you know what?

I'm getting kinda hungry, we're gonna go eat something.

- Oh well, I'm not done cleaning yet.

- That'll be good though, right?

- Yeah. - If we grab a bite to eat,

or some lasagna, you know, that spotty slug.

- Yeah.

So, wait, is that like a date?

- No, no, no, just take it as a favor, you know,

buying you lunch for doing me the favor.

- Okay, that sounds fun.

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(sighing)

[ pineal gun clicks ]

oh載捲

oh fuck

so

you didn't really answer that well so this is not a date

Yeah, you know what

It is a date. He's back. Yeah, we're already here

Okay, Mason.

You know, you're like really nice now, Peter.

Like, where were you two years ago?

You know what they say, "Time heals everything."

Yeah, you're so nice now.

Aww.

I actually love sucking your dick now because you're nice to me.

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Look.

You know, titties are always your main thing or what?

Oh my gosh.

I guess they were.

Oh, God.

You just seem to like me more now.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Don't stop.

I'm gonna come.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, faster, faster, faster.

Oh, God.

You're in trouble.

Oh, God.

You're in trouble.

Oh, God.

You're in trouble.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, shoot.

I miss the taste of that.

Come on.

Let's go do something.

Okay, so since you're a nice guy now, can you go and start the car and just give me a

minute to get ready.

Of course, of course.

And don't worry, okay, I'm lacking a rush.

Okay.

That's nice.

Different, right?

Yeah, what's going on with you?

I'm a changed man.

Go ahead.

Mm.

Oh, God.

Whoa.

What are you doing on my bed?

My building has construction going on and I needed some quiet time and I doing some really

annoying things.

I need to fill up this renters insurance thing and I have no idea how to do it.

How do you keep getting in here?

I just use the back door.

I have the code, remember?

God, that's true.

I forget.

I'm like just doing this paperwork.

I really need your help.

Like I don't know how to do this insurance thing.

I had you to do this stuff and now I don't anymore.

So can you please help me?

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess I got time.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

You know, I've been seeing you a lot more often lately.

Yeah.

I mean, I kind of like hanging out here now that you're nice.

Oh, okay.

Let's see how it is.

Let's see how it is.

Not because I'm nice, right?

Yeah.

You are nice.

Right?

Yeah, I guess you can say that.

You've been very sweet lately.

Okay, okay.

Maybe I ought to be more sweet more often, huh?

I would love that.

Okay, so I really need help with this, Peter.

Can you please help me?

Yeah, no problem.

I could look at it.

Like it's just so much information.

Yeah, let me just bring this in.

This says you have to.

Okay.

This isn't...

No, this shouldn't be too bad.

This is...

It's not like...

I don't know.

I just always had you doing this stuff for me.

So now I'm just lost, you know?

Definitely.

I can help you out with this.

Is that too confusing?

Good.

See, that's why I like having you around.

Let me see the pen.

All right, let's see.

All right, so I'm going to fill this up for you, okay?

Thank you.

I'll help.

I'm not distracting you while you help me.

Oh, no, no, no.

All right, this is pretty much filled out, all right?

Thank you.

Would you take off that shirt, huh?

Okay.

I will because it's been really nice in helping me.

Okay.

I'm going to take off that shirt.

Okay.

Okay.

That's good.

So I'm going to take off this shirt.

Okay.

I'm going to take off this shirt.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

This went for a little too tight, one second.

Give me your Erinprase

Yeah like his right leg

Oh wow

Her leg is tight

Yeah. Oh my. Yeah. Oh, sure. Oh, baby. Fuck. I did miss you playing with me.

Yeah. Like this. Yeah. Fuck. All you want to do is put in your mailing address and sign it. Okay. Where's the pen? Thank you. You didn't finish the back of it. There's a lot of stuff to put in here.

Yup. And so you got to fill out just the basic information. Okay. Yes, your basic address, name. Okay. Stop right there. These four right there. Okay.

Let me know if you need any help. Okay. I think I need someone to use as reference. Can I use you and your phone number? Of course. Okay.

start slow

you go

(Ariana sighing)

- Oh, that's good.

- Yeah.

- Oh my god, so funny.

- Thanks for helping me with this.

- Of course.

(Ariana sighing)

- Oh my god.

There you go.

- You know, I have to be honest with you.

I hate my new apartment.

It's like so noisy.

I miss like how quiet this house is.

(Ariana laughing)

- What were you saying?

- I mean, I kind of miss you a little.

I miss life with you.

Yeah.

- Oh, that's okay.

You can come whenever you want.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

You got to stop being mad at me

every time you see me here, Dan.

(Ariana laughing)

- It's not mad, more like surprised.

- Oh, was it a good surprise?

- I think so.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

(Ariana sighing)

.

- Do you miss me though?

- I do, Mary.

- Yeah.

- I do.

- So, do you really miss me?

- Of course I miss you.

- Yeah?

- You know what I don't miss though?

- What?

- How you used to call me fighting for anything.

- Oh, you can become really bitchy sometimes, you know?

But I feel like you changed.

- I guess we both changed because you're not mean

to me anymore so I don't have a reason to be a bitch.

- That's fair.

(Ariana sighing)

- I know, I miss you.

(Ariana sighing)

- Oh, God.

- How could you pussy get tighter?

- I guess it hasn't been used too much.

(Ariana laughing)

You know?

- Oh, God.

(Ariana sighing)

- Oh, God.

- How you doing?

- That's good.

- Well, let me finish feeling the zap.

- Let me finish.

- Oh, fuck you.

- Oh, it's good.

- I missed this.

- Oh, my God.

- So good.

- Keep fucking that thing.

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

- Yeah, flip over.

- Oh, my God.

(Ariana sighing)

- Oh, my God.

(Ariana sighing)

- Yeah.

- You missed that pussy, don't you?

(Ariana sighing)

- Oh, fuck.

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

Oh, fuck.

(Ariana sighing)

- Oh, my God.

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

- Deep like that.

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

- I still haven't finished that.

(Ariana sighing)

- Lord, let's pass my pen.

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

(Ariana sighing)

- Oh, my God.

So does this mean that we are--

- Shh.

- I'm wearing this right now.

(Ariana sighing)

- Oh, my gosh, it's so good.

- Oh, my God.

(Ariana sighing)

- Oh, my God, it's so tight in here.

(Ariana sighing)

It's so tight.

Go up.

- Are you almost done with that?

- Yeah.

- Are we gonna get back, huh?

She already started a doggy channel but she didn't know

it.

[ 좀 더睡 suckling it then go Munich! ]

Uh-oh...

[better no inaudible realization ]

Okay! Look at that little thing!

[painful sounds]

I'm almost done with this.

[painful sounds]

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Okay.

[painful sounds]

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

[painful sounds]

Oh, fuck.

[painful sounds]

Fuck.

[painful sounds]

Oh, fuck. Good.

[painful sounds]

Fuck.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

[painful sounds]

Yeah.

I'm gonna see your paper once you're done filling it out.

Yeah.

When you see?

Yeah. Here.

[painful sounds]

Fuck, is it right?

Did I do a good job?

[painful sounds]

All right, that looks good.

[painful sounds]

That looks good. That looks good.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Thank you for helping me.

There's a lot of money.

A lot of money for the insurance thing?

Oh, yeah.

[painful sounds]

It's a lot of money.

[painful sounds]

For this you should just move back here with me.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Could you want me to move in? Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Here, why don't you just sign?

Sign to move in with you. [laughs]

Sign to sign, okay? We'll talk about that.

Okay. Oh, fuck.

[painful sounds]

Can I call you? Yeah.

I really miss you, dick. Oh. [laughs]

So do you really want me to come back home?

Oh, my God. If you fuck me like this every night, can I? Yeah.

Mm-hmm. I want to fuck you like this every night.

Oh, my God. [laughs]

Were you able to have been calling me for different numbers?

[laughs]

Maybe. Yeah? Maybe.

So you still like me, huh?

[painful sounds]

[laughs]

[painful sounds]

Oh, my God. [painful sounds]

[painful sounds]

I'm sorry. [painful sounds]

Oh, my God. [painful sounds]

I'm really full. Yeah.

I'm waiting for that one. [painful sounds]

[painful sounds]

Oh, my God. Yeah. [painful sounds]

[painful sounds]

[painful sounds]

You ready, fella? Yeah.

[painful sounds]

Give it to me, baby. [painful sounds]

[painful sounds]

You know what? I want you back home. Yeah?

Yeah. [laughs]

Okay, so I guess not. I'm just gonna go unpack my stuff so I can move him back.

Sounds good. I have a little something there.

Oh. Fuck, I missed you.

Oh, I bet you did. [laughs]

[painful sounds]

Okay, I guess I can show this away. I don't need renters insurance anymore.

Yup. [laughs]

(dramatic music)

(soft music)