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[sitar music]
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{\an8}[indistinct chatter]
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I love playing with you, bhaiyya.
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Me, too. You're the best, bhaiyya.
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Hey, how'd your meeting go?
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Good news. I got the Space-X contract!
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- Yay!
- [clapping]
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And I even found a great factory
that meets all the requirements.
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Yay!
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And the best news of all;
we're moving to Pittsburgh!
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[quietly] Pittsburgh?
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What is a Pittsburgh?
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Our new home.
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[speaking Hindi] I like that!
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[theme music playing]
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Sounds like you had a great life in India.
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Heaven.
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And in less than a year,
my beautiful Indian family fell apart.
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{\an8}[typewriter clacking]
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{\an8}So, how does a beautiful Indian family
completely fall apart?
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Well...
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What are you doing?
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Let's recap.
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A beautiful Indian family
moves to Pittsburgh.
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Dead rabbits appear on their doorstep
and they blame their white neighbors.
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It all snowballs.
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Their daughter, Bhanu, falls in love
with a boy named Stu.
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Kamal falls in love with his teacher and
Vinod falls in love with garbage.
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BhanStu starts selling drugs
from Ohio.
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Sudha poisons Janice with a brownie.
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then poisons the garbage man
with Mitables.
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Mahesh goes hunting with Jimbo
but shoots Terry Toyota.
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Bhanu gets baptized to get with Stu but
Sudha commits Incestion to break them up.
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Mrs. Mills sabotages Kamal's grades,
so Mahesh tries to get her canned.
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$tunt$ puts BhanStu back on the love train
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while Mahesh's rocket factory
fails to launch.
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Now, everyone has a motive and we still
have no idea who started the fire.
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Bravo for that tour de farce.
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But Sudha has the strongest motive.
She wanted to go back to India.
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- What better way than get deported.
- How about just going back to India?
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That's not how Sudha thinks.
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She wanted her whole family
to go with her.
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Step one:
Ruin her daughter's relationship.
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Step two:
Sabotage her husband's company.
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But she's co-president of that company.
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Why would she go to all that trouble
to manipulate her co-co-president?
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You have no idea
how manipulative Sudha is.
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I asked Vinod to draw a picture
of his family.
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Notice anything?
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The original's a forgery.
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- So, who drew it?
- Mummy dearest.
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She's trying to manipulate us.
Two can play at that game.
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Sudha, we're on your side here.
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So, your business was floundering.
That must've been hard on you.
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We tried to get investment
from every billionaire,
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rapper and celebrity we thought
would invest in rockets.
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Beats by Dre. Rockets by Dre.
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[computer chimes]
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Everyone loves Oprah's book club,
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but people are going to love
Oprah's rocket club!
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You get a rocket! You get a rocket!
You get a rocket!
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[computer chimes]
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Everyone knows Shark Tank
should be called Mark Tank
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because you're the man,
Mr. Cuban.
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All we need is a two million dollar
investment.
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I'm at work, I'm at an event.
Who gave you this Zoom link?
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Damn! I thought I had that one.
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Bhanu, thank you for your candor
but let's cut to the chase.
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Why did Stu get banned from Ohio?
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[Bhanu] It all started
with Stu eating a bear claw.
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- Mmm!
- But I wanted to get my bear claws in him.
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My parents are gone all weekend.
So, we got my bed, we got their bed,
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Or if you're feeling kinky,
my shower has a handrail.
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We put it in for my Gammy.
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I don't want my first time
at your parents' house.
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Phantom's off the table,
thanks to your parents.
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- Mm.
- Gave me PTSD.
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- Phantom... Trauma... Sudha... Dad.
- You just come up with that?
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One of my dyslexia exercises
is to do anocryms.
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Acronyms.
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That's what I said.
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Dude, these bear claws are so sick!
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[Bhanu]
As Stu made love to that bear claw,
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I thought of the perfect place for us
to make love.
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Hold on, this is too mature.
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Boys, go get a snack.
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I'm not so innocent. I've seen Frasier.
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Besides, Bhanu isn't the only Pradeep
who tangled with romance.
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Kamal's right. We too dove head first into
the stormy lake of amore,
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no life jackets.
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Unfortunately, I was dragged
into a maelstrom of family betrayal
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by an anchor named Vinod.
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This little fella?
How could this guy be an anchor?
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Trust me, I can and I was.
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It had all began so promising.
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I had finally come out of my shell
and love was on the horizon.
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Mrs. Mills, I'd like to trade
scene partners for our play assignment.
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What's wrong with Hershel?
Is it 'cause he smells?
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I know, but he says
it's for religious reasons,
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so we have to put up with it.
Legally.
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Hey, Kamal.
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I was hoping to thespian with Lexi.
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Ooh, a new English class romance!
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Just like Liam and Caitlyn last semester.
But not as doomed.
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Liam was way out of her league.
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"The Winds of Sorrow and Blood."
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It doesn't sound romantic.
What else you got?
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Well, that's what acting's for, silly.
You make it your own.
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I will make it my own.
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If you made me choose,
I'd pick Yes Man over Yes Day.
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It's a real Sophie's Choice.
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Oh, I love that movie.
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Mo refused to let me
put it on our watch list.
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The thing is, I like good movies.
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That's it. We're over.
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But why? I keep telling you
how happy we are.
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You're too controlling.
I just want to be with someone fun.
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Is this about Vinod?
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I'd never get between you two.
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You're between us right now.
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I'm not hating it.
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[pensive music]
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[chuckles]
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The herald returns with news of war.
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S'up. The horrors we've seen, baby.
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The sorrow and the blood.
So much sorrow and blood.
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Know what I mean? [clicks tongue]
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- Now, blow her a kiss.
- [kisses, blows]
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There you go, killer.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Making it my own.
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The wounds fester upon
what's left of my sexy cleaved foot, baby.
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- Ever get with a cleaved foot?
- Ooh! Such passion!
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[laughs] Don't you think, Lexi?
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Can I get a new scene partner?
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Well, it's either Kamal or...
[whispering] stinky Hershel.
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I'm in love with Willa,
but I can't talk to Mo about it.
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You're the only other person I know.
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Look Willa in the eye
and tell her you care.
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I'm no good with words.
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Actions, my friend.
Just take her somewhere cool.
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Know I'm rooting for you, loser.
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[Stu]
Bhan-Bhan, what are we doing here?
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Welcome to our love nest.
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I was inspired by your bear claw.
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Lexi's aunt's bakery truck.
This is so us!
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BhanStu.
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I, uh, I have something for you.
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It's like a dumb thing I made.
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- Is that the chain from my old bike?
- Yeah.
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From when we first met
on the side of the road.
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I love it.
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- I got one, too. Linked.
- Oh. [laughs]
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It's clear all three of you were exploring
Love American Style.
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I loved that show.
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Great. Now that that's settled,
can we go?
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[makes buzzer noise]
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One of you is on the path that led
to the Mills' house being burned down.
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Whose path do you find
most titillating?
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Let's see. You had the boring play,
Bhanu had the bakery truck
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I'm gonna go with Big V.
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Booyah! Big V for the win!
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- What was your next move?
- Rocket factory.
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I knew I picked right.
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Have you ever seen anything like it?
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Yes, my uncle's toothpaste warehouse.
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I thought there'd be cool rockets
and stuff.
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Well, there will be, one day.
Unfortunately, my dad shot his investor.
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Now, that sounds cool.
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It was Terry Toyota.
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♪ Prices aren't scary
when you come to Terry's... ♪
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♪ Autoplex. ♪
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- [laughs]
- I love that jingle.
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It makes me want to buy a car.
Probably a hatchback.
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Hey, what are those?
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My dad told me this factory used to make
something else.
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I'm sorry, I had no idea.
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It's okay. My mom has
the third one from the left.
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TMI.
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Hey, you want to go on a real date
sometime?
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[gulps]
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[school bell rings]
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Hey, Lexi. Here's a spicy ketchup
I made just for you.
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I bet you've never tried it
Indian Style.
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I'd love to try it Indian Style.
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I'm talking about ketchup but you
appear to have shifted topics.
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- I thought you were asking me out.
- When I ask you out, you'll know.
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It's now... that...
that I'm asking you out.
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Smooth, K-dawg. Let's do it.
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[gulps]
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[Sudha] With no celebrity backers
for our rocket company,
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I tried to get creative with our finances.
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Lower debt ratio, higher debt ratio.
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But all ratios led to the same outcome.
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[computer buzzes]
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[door closes]
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Is Papa home yet?
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No, he's still in Harrisburg
trying to line up business financing.
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Can Mummy help you?
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It's a guy thing.
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[door opens, closes]
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- Is Papa home yet?
- No. Can Mummy help you?
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It's a guy thing.
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By the way, did you know
Papa's rocket factory
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used to make some very grown up items?
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Mm-hmm.
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Very grown up items.
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[typing]
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[Dark Suit] You boys needed dating advice.
What'd you do?
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With no man in our house,
we had to outsource the testosterone.
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You want my best dating advice?
Get yourself a wing man.
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Like Frasier and Niles.
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Bingo! Wing brother, even better!
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The first time I went out with Janice
was on a double date with my brother.
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She was actually my brother's date.
Thanksgivings are still awkward.
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I have a wing brother right here.
- Wing bhaiyya.
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- That means wing brother.
- I got that.
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But look, despite my success story,
I suggest you keep your gal to yourself.
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I would never.
Vinod's date is a redhead.
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It's not her. It's my fear of clowns.
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Wing bhaiyyas. That's so sweet.
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I thought so too. Until I felt the cold
stab of this human knife in my back.
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Earlier you said "anchor."
Was he an anchor or knife?
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Anchor shaped knife.
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Cool idea for a tattoo.
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So, where did these
wing bhaiyyas take their dates?
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Wing Street! Excellent choice,
wing bhaiyya.
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They don't have
as many veg options as I hoped.
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I'm gonna be naughty and
try a little poultry.
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Pro tip: If we lie and say it's our
birthday, we get free mozzarella sticks.
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I like that! [laughs]
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I'm so nervous!
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Don't be. Remember when we
first arrived in America?
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You were Camel, the mute weirdo.
And now, you're Smooth K-Dawg.
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Thank you, bhaiyya.
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My date is twenty-three and a half
minutes late.
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Maybe you got stood up.
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Maybe she got her foot caught
in a sewer grate
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in such a way
that she's stuck there overnight.
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Has that happened to you?
241
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,753
No. But it's all I ever think about.
242
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,380
What's she doing here?
243
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,090
This is my date, Willa.
244
00:11:56,091 --> 00:12:00,302
I just spent the last two hours consoling
my brother 'cause she dumped him.
245
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,304
Thank God, it wasn't the sewer thing.
246
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:05,224
Wait. Mo Lipschitz is your brother?
247
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,185
You must be the "cane-free hotshot"
Willa dumped him for.
248
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:11,480
No. Willa dumped Mo
'cause he's too controlling.
249
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,941
Sorry, Willa.
Was speaking for you controlling?
250
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,193
Yes, but from you, I like it.
251
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,696
At least my brother
doesn't go to people's houses
252
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,115
and eat all their Cheez-Its,
you stuttering tart.
253
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,534
Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-Fuck you.
254
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,077
Whatever. I'm outta here.
255
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,078
Lexi, wait.
256
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,416
Wing bhaiyya, can I talk to you
by the claw machine?
257
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:40,092
Lexi is Mo's sister?
Why is Pittsburgh so small for them?
258
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,805
I've never seen anyone twice in this town.
Even this guy I'm trying to run into.
259
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,683
Let's find out more
about that bakery truck of love.
260
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,144
[soft music]
261
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,447
Wow.
262
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:06,077
- That was... wow. [laughs]
- Wow, yeah.
263
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,998
I never want my first time to end.
264
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,959
Maybe it doesn't have to.
265
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,003
[pounding on truck]
266
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,213
[voice]
Anyone in there?
267
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,714
- Who's that?
- I don't know.
268
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,549
[voice]
I heard you. Open up!
269
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,093
[door rattles open]
270
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,012
Stop! Don't move.
271
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,722
Who are you?
272
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,015
Ohio State Trooper.
273
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,643
Ohio?!
274
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,896
Wait. So, how'd you end up in Ohio?
275
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,774
The day started out like any other
for Floyd Teverbaugh.
276
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,443
His alarm went off and he hit snooze.
277
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,071
He spent a little time
with his girlfriend, Tammi.
278
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:47,160
He then sucked down three Red Bulls.
After that, he suited up for work,
279
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:52,790
got on his fat hog and rode it all the way
to his bakery truck
280
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,001
for his evening deliveries to Ohio.
281
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,587
Floyd usually checks
the back of the truck,
282
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:02,259
but today he was running late
because of his new thing with Tammi.
283
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:06,637
As Floyd crossed into Ohio,
he got a flat tire.
284
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,847
[tire blows]
285
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,019
As he walked to the nearest gas station
for help,
286
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:18,524
the abandoned bakery truck was spotted
by Ohio State Trooper, Erik Teverbaugh,
287
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,360
no relationship to Floyd.
288
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:26,323
Officer Erik then investigated the truck
to find an unexpected surprise.
289
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,910
[banging]
Ohio State Trooper, open up!
290
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,620
And that's the story of Ohio.
291
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,497
Flat tire, flat story.
292
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:37,002
Meanwhile, two wing bhaiyyas
were on the brink of war.
293
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,629
I respectfully request you ditch Willa
so Lexi stays.
294
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,964
I respectfully decline.
295
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:45,593
In India, we honor our elders.
As your elder, you have to obey me.
296
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:48,679
This is America.
No one cares about old people here.
297
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,056
I'm fresh and new. This is my time.
298
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,768
Willa isn't here for you.
She's using you to get back at Mo.
299
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,146
I'd rather be arm candy
than hand candy.
300
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,565
What is hand candy?
301
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,528
I'm not supposed to tell you this,
but I will for a dollar.
302
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,532
Lexi is obligated to give you
a job with her hand
303
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,743
in exchange for a business deal
with Bhanu.
304
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,745
What are you talking about?
305
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,456
Willa told me Mo saw something
on his sister's phone.
306
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,334
I just didn't know who Mo's sister was
until now.
307
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,211
You're nothing but an IOU
from Lexi to Bhanu.
308
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,213
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
309
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,425
Oh, yeah? Willa is never going to marry
a garbage man.
310
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,844
The only woman who'd marry you
is mom.
311
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,763
I'd be very fortunate.
312
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,848
Crackpot!
313
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,645
Here's your naughty poultry!
314
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,813
[grunting]
315
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:40,814
Hiyah!
316
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:45,110
Ah! The hot sauce! My eyes! It burns! Ah!
317
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,822
Could I go home with you?
I need to fix things with Mo.
318
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,116
Sure, just stay away from my Cheez-Its.
319
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,911
[fighting]
320
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:58,082
Oh, no! The girls just left.
Come back!
321
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,167
[grunts]
322
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:04,255
We are no longer wing bhaiyyas!
[sucks in breath]
323
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:09,510
[Light Suit] Mahesh, we know there was
a lot of strife in your family back then.
324
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:14,640
As your co-president, did you blame Sudha
for the company's failure?
325
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,392
We hit rock bottom.
326
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,186
But then she found an even lower bottom.
327
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,272
Sudha? I'm back.
328
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,691
How was Harrisburg?
329
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:27,820
No financing. But interesting fact:
330
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,407
Harrisburg is spelled without
an H on the end, unlike Pittsburgh.
331
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,701
I really think the H brings it home.
332
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:37,204
While you were gone,
I thought of a way to save the business.
333
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,206
Really?
334
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:44,336
"Go deep with Dr. Pradeep"?
Sex toys?!
335
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,922
We spent all our savings
and yet, nothing.
336
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:50,300
All that leftover equipment
at the factory can still make these.
337
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,761
Americans will buy anything
that's doctor approved.
338
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:56,348
- I came to America to make rockets.
- You'd still be making rockets,
339
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,434
just romance rockets.
340
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:02,271
I want my ideas to go into space,
not vaginas.
341
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:05,607
And also anuses.
Don't shut out half of our customer base.
342
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,985
I'm not sacrificing my dreams.
343
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,779
I already sacrificed everything
just to come here.
344
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:14,491
If you're not willing to sacrifice
anything, why are we even staying?
345
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,035
[phone buzzes]
346
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,416
Hello? Yes, this is Sudha Pradeep.
347
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:27,338
Wait. What's going on?
Oh... okay... Thank you.
348
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,299
Bhanu's in Ohio.
349
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,759
What's she doing in Ohio?
350
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,761
She's in jail for some reason.
351
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,387
Hare Rama, let's go get her.
352
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,515
They said she's fine.
You wait for the boys. I'll go.
353
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,309
Try not to kill her.
354
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,520
I'll do my best, but no promises.
355
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,856
I just love being pampered.
356
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,275
I just never take time for me anymore.
357
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,444
- [phone buzzing]
- [clears throat]
358
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,571
Who do I know in Ohio?
359
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,782
Hello?
360
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,075
Yeah, this is Janice Mills.
361
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,870
Uh...
362
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,208
Okay. Thank you.
363
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,294
My son is in jail.
364
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,463
They said they found him,
and I quote,
365
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,508
in the back of a bakery truck
with an Indian girl
366
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,467
with an attitude.
367
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,428
Could you take this off my face.
I need to go.
368
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,764
Son of a biscuit!
369
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,894
[siren in distance]
370
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,021
My mom's going to kill me.
371
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,899
We should've just done it in a bed.
372
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:32,569
Look at the bright side, she can't
kill you with these cops around.
373
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:37,074
[laughs] If I have to be in jail,
I'm so glad it's with you.
374
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,328
Well, I would go to jail with you,
a million times.
375
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,705
Like our own little handcuffs.
376
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,666
[laughs]
377
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,251
Hey! No kissing!
378
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,878
Keep it clean, horndogs.
379
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:54,299
You know, it's so weird to think,
I mean, it's crazy,
380
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,929
I put those rabbits on your porch
and now here we are.
381
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,431
- So, you did do it?
- Yeah.
382
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,226
Come on, you had to know it was me.
383
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,186
Maybe.
384
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:10,232
But I wanted to believe that you weren't
the guy everyone said you were.
385
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:13,485
I mean, I didn't want to get baptized
for that guy.
386
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,864
I didn't want to lose my virginity
to that guy. I mean...
387
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,825
But Stu, I guess, you are that guy.
388
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,578
Bhan-Bhan,
it was just a dumb little prank.
389
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,496
Dumb little prank, really?
390
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,250
It ruined my relationship with my mom.
It drove a wedge between my parents.
391
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:32,504
I mean, it sent my brother to therapy.
Okay, maybe he needed it anyway.
392
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,798
But it completely blew up my whole family.
393
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,301
That's not fair.
You can't put all that on me.
394
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,554
Am I a dumbass? Yeah.
395
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:45,100
But we all do stupid crap.
I mean, you dragged me into dealing drugs.
396
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,688
Come on, dude. Pigs all around.
397
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,650
You know that your family
had stuff coming into this.
398
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:57,905
Can you really say that my one stupid
thing caused all your family's problems?
399
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:02,284
Bhanu? I don't want to hear a thing.
Just get up and let's go.
400
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,744
That's not how it works, ma'am.
401
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,371
Your daughter's a minor,
I need to take her statement
402
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,124
of what happened
in the presence of an interested adult.
403
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,959
I'm not interested.
404
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,087
That's a legal term.
If I don't get a statement,
405
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,133
I'd have to arrest the bakery truck driver
for kidnapping.
406
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,678
I'm fine with that.
407
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:22,722
Ma'am.
408
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,937
I'm sorry about earlier.
I was wrong.
409
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,773
Lexi really missed out.
410
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:36,360
So did Willa.
Hug it out, wing bhaiyya?
411
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:38,737
I'd rather watch Frasier.
412
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,739
Okay.
413
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,284
[audience laughs on TV]
414
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,452
[laughs]
415
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,955
Did you get into the truck voluntarily?
416
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,082
Actually, it was all my idea.
417
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,333
That checks out.
418
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:54,336
You already know the story?
Then why are we here?
419
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,589
I have the young man's statement,
I just need to corroborate it.
420
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,925
Every mother assumes that someday,
421
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,885
she will learn
of her daughter's first time.
422
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:06,640
You pray, perhaps, it was during a picnic
with her fiancé from Princeton.
423
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:11,520
I will even take the American tradition
of prom night.
424
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:15,774
Bakery truck in Ohio
is on no mother's list.
425
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,777
No mother's.
426
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,570
Was the intercourse vaginal?
427
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,782
I'm not trying to be intrusive,
I'm just corroborating.
428
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:27,911
According to the other party,
mutual climax was reached. Corroborating.
429
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,163
Then, you insisted on being on top.
430
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,750
While you were on top, he motorboated you,
during which you spanked him.
431
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:37,087
Corroborating. The young man replied,
"Too hard, Bhan-Bhan."
432
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,923
But requested an additional spank,
saying, maybe I'll like it more
433
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:43,468
the second time, which he did,
resulting in a second climax.
434
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,346
I know, corroborating.
435
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,849
Look, what do you want to hear?
436
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:52,602
That for the first time,
I finally felt like a complete woman?
437
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:56,773
Free and full of love and light,
only to have it stripped away
438
00:21:56,774 --> 00:22:02,279
because of my blind desire to rebel
with a guy who I felt really knew me.
439
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:06,742
But maybe, I didn't fully know him.
Is that what you want to hear? Is it?
440
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:07,869
Is it?!
441
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,371
The young man didn't say any of that.
442
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:14,207
I'll have to take it back to him
to corroborate.
443
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,251
[sighs]
444
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:17,462
[indistinct chatter]
445
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,507
Hello.
446
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:26,428
Let's all agree to be adults,
and never ever speak again.
447
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:28,972
Agreed. But it's us not speaking to you.
448
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,974
Don't be so high and mighty, Sudha!
449
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,852
My son never went to jail
until he met your daughter.
450
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,396
Your racist son should've been in jail
long ago
451
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,148
for leaving rabbits at our door.
452
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:41,318
I told yinz he didn't do it.
And Stu can't be racist.
453
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:44,572
He listens to Drake!
And he slept with your daughter.
454
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,617
But he did leave the rabbits.
455
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:52,496
- He told me.
- Finally! I have been corroborated.
456
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:55,457
You did it?! I defended you.
457
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:59,337
We raised you better than this!
Oh, wait 'til Daddy hears about this.
458
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:01,713
Let's just go.
459
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,132
Wow, not a single apology.
460
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,926
Some people just don't get it.
461
00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:09,054
I mean, from you.
I've been saying this since day one.
462
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:12,433
You didn't listen to me
and look where it got you. Happy?
463
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:19,106
[sniffling]
464
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,608
Oh, beta.
465
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:28,533
So, that's what getting banned from Ohio
was all about.
466
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:30,659
Mm-hmm.
467
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,788
- [baby crying]
- Bhanu, your baby's hungry.
468
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:38,208
Oh, I was wondering when our little friend
would wake up.
469
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,544
Why, you want to interrogate the baby too?
470
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:42,796
- Maybe.
- What is wrong with you?
471
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:46,091
That bakery truck yielded a bun
none of us expected.
472
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,468
And kept you in America.
473
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:51,138
Now, I'm starting to see
the whole picture.
474
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:54,015
I couldn't leave and let the Mills
raise my grandchild.
475
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:57,477
This cutie would be left
at the bottom of a McDonald's ball pit.
476
00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,521
[Bhanu]
Where do you get this crap?
477
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:03,191
- Don't swear in front of your baby.
- Don't smack me when I'm holding him.
478
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,193
Put your baby down so I can smack you.
479
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,987
- [claps]
- [baby cries]
480
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,989
It's been a lot for one day.
481
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,199
I can't believe it's only been one day.
482
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,412
Let's pick this up tomorrow morning.
You're all free to go.
483
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:17,956
Oh, God...
484
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,667
They're done. We're not.
485
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:23,421
- So glad to be out of there.
- Hold the elevator.
486
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:26,424
[Kamal]
Mummy, I'm so tired.
487
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:28,968
[elevator dings]
488
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:39,519
{\an8}[intense music]
489
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,438
{\an8}[typewriter clacking]
490
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:44,358
{\an8}[explosion]
491
00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:58,748
Get in before someone sees you.
492
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:04,419
Wait a minute. Are you sure
that's what you saw, Widow Ms. Gibson?
493
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,795
Call me Gibby.
494
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:09,132
I live across the street.
Saw it clear as day.
495
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,968
Well, it was night, so it was hard to see.
496
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,762
Maybe someone else opened the door.
497
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:15,598
Get in before someone sees you.
498
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,809
Or maybe it was...
499
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,729
Get in before someone sees you.
500
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:27,318
It was definitely a Pradeep
holding a baby.
501
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:30,863
Or a watermelon.
502
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:35,784
More importantly,
who was the arsonist they let in?
503
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,953
I'm pretty sure the guy was white.
504
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,664
A white male?
505
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:41,998
Was it this man?
506
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:44,876
Our garbage man? No. [chuckles]
507
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,711
Greg can't run like that.
508
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:50,132
He blew out his knee when he
hauled out my old dresser.
509
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:54,594
Okay, a white male that's not Greg.
Jimbo?
510
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,930
Maybe. But he has no real motive.
511
00:25:56,931 --> 00:26:00,017
There's one white male
we haven't been able to talk to.
512
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,354
And his lighter was found at the scene.
513
00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:06,147
Too bad he's in a coma.
514
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:09,484
The missing piece of the puzzle.
515
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:13,948
One day, your daddy's going to wake up and
be able to play with you.
516
00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,534
You're going to love him.
517
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:22,290
The rest of your family
is a whole other story.
518
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,086
[kisses]
519
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,511
[gentle music]
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