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(funky electronic music)
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(Nat): Dream season.
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After going almost entirely
winless the year before,
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this year, we went undefeated.
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24 wins, zero losses.
A perfect season.
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And a NOSHO record.
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Then things got even better.
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We made our bid for
the National Senior Tournament,
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and we got it.
The best hockey teams in Canada
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are coming here to play
for the national title
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against you, in Sudbury.
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Let's set the fuckin' tone!
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After our perfect
regular season,
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it appeared the table was set.
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We would win the NOSHO playoffs
and then move on
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to the National Senior
Tournament.
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But the playoffs...
didn't go as planned.
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{\an8}("Blues Run the Game"
by Laura Marling)
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♪ Catch a boat
to England, baby ♪
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♪ Maybe to Spain ♪
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♪ Wherever I have gone ♪
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♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪
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♪ Wherever I have gone ♪
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♪ The blues run the game ♪
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♪ Send out for whiskey, baby ♪
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♪ Send out for gin ♪
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♪ Me and room service, honey ♪
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♪ Me and room service, mama ♪
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♪ Me and room service ♪
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♪ We are living a life of sin ♪
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♪ When I'm not sleeping, honey ♪
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♪ You are on my mind ♪
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♪ When I'm not sleeping, honey ♪
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♪ I ain't sleeping, mama ♪
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♪ When I ain't sleeping ♪
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♪ You know you'll
find me crying ♪
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(Shoresy wails indistinctly)
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Fuck's sake.
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Like, it's so dumb.
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(Shoresy sobbing)
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What a fuckin' bunch of losers.
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(footsteps thud approaching)
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(freezer door slams)
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What can we say boys?
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Nothing worse than losing
to the Yanks.
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- In our own fuckin' barn.
- Especially in our own barn.
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(Hitch): I don't know what
to say for the best, b'ys.
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{\an8}(speaking French)
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{\an8}Maybe there ain't
no best to it.
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But just because we lost
doesn't mean there shouldn't
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be a game stick.
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Goody, you played through
a separated shoulder.
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Dolo, foot fracture.
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Never seen a team so hurt
as this by the Lard Jaysus.
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Fish, you came back
from a skate laceration
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to the neck.
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Shoresy.
(Shoresy sobs)
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You came back from a concussion
in the first round.
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And you played through a torn
groin and a hip pointer.
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What happens
with a hip pointer?
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Can't push when you shit.
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You were the leader
this team needed.
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Shoresy,
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game stick goes to you, my man.
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(players clap)
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Be proud, Shoresy.
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Chin up, buddy.
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{\an8}Lard Jaysus, boys,
we nearly had 'em!
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(Shoresy wails)
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- What is it, my dude?
- I can't.
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I brought you guys in
because everybody
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was acting like bitches.
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And now you're all acting
like bitches, too.
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- Okay, that's unfair, Shoresy.
- Just shut the fuck up,
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Michaels.
- We just lost
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to the Yanks. You're all acting
like you wanna eat...
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each other's pussies.
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{\an8}Like you're opening
a second bottle of wine with...
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your gal pal.
- My son--
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I don't wanna fuckin'
lift my head right now
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'cause you're probably all
giving each other ski poles.
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Ski poles?
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Come on, Shoresy,
say something positive.
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(Shoresy): Fuckin' Sommerfeld's
dog mom
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wasn't lickin' her lips at me
all fuckin' night for once.
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- Okay.
- Fuckin' Briggsy's fat sister
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isn't looking as ugly
as when she tried to fuck me
two years ago.
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- Shoresy.
- Fuckin' Michaels' ex-sweetie
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flashed me her bird
and I thought it as an accident,
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but now I don't think it was.
- Hey!
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What about Phillips?
He had the game of his life.
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- Who?
- Phillips.
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- That's Phillips.
- No, it isn't.
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- Who do you think that is?
- I don't fuckin' know.
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- Shoresy, the boys are hurt.
- It's fuckin' hockey!
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You go 'til you can't
go no more.
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Fuck!
(hockey sticks clatter loudly)
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(Sanguinet exhales)
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- Let's get drunk.
- Wait, how drunk?
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Like NOSHO record party drunk?
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(pulsing club music)
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I don't think we should
get that drunk again.
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It's been long enough.
You should go say something.
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(Nat): This is--
- Unfortunate?
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Pathetic?
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A real cunt.
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We're hosting the National
Senior Tournament in a week.
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We're beat up
from the feet up.
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Seven days rest
can go a long way.
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We're supposed to be there
because we're the best team.
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Now we're only there
'cause we're the host team.
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So, the host team gets
in automatically.
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Look at it as good fortune.
- We're the team that gets
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in on a formality.
- We're throw-ins.
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Doesn't matter how you get
to the dance,
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you just gotta get there.
- We're filler.
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- Freeloaders.
- Nat.
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When they see
the Sudbury guys,
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you think anyone's gonna
look at them and say,
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"Uh-oh." Won't get any respect.
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Sometimes you have
to demand it.
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Yo, last year we wanted
to win one game.
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This year, we won them all.
Now we have a chance to win
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the whole country. Cash in.
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We've got a week to get
these guys over this loss
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and refocused for the National
Senior Tournament.
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We've gotta get 'em healed.
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Thank fuck there won't
be much fighting.
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I dunno. There may be
a national title on the line,
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but it's still senior
whale shit hockey.
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Seriously. Nat, at least
go check on Shoresy.
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Yeah, ask him when
he's gonna start chipping in
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on the scoresheet.
- He always finds
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a way to contribute.
(Miig): He can't handle losing.
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Show me someone
who can handle losing
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and I'll show you a loser.
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Let's get these guys drunk.
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Wait... how drunk?
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Yeah. NOSHO record
party drunk?
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(pulsing club music)
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I don't think they should
get that drunk again.
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(downtempo lounge music)
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(SOO Hunt players whooping)
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Let's go boys!
Fill 'er up, barmaid! Come on!
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You boys wanna give it a hoist?
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Something to remind you
of the good old days?
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Goody couldn't
if he wanted to.
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All right, that's enough.
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Won't let ya drink out of it,
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but why don't ya come
give it a kiss?
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- Drink your beer.
- I'll go get the bouncers.
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- They don't need them.
- Come on over, boys.
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Give it a kiss.
- Let's keep it classy.
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Can't wait to rip a snooter
off this thing.
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Come on! Kiss it!
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Fuckin' pussies.
(Delaney): The runner-ups!
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(SOO Hunt players cheer)
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What's that you were saying
about respect again, Miig?
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- Sometimes you have to--
- It's pathetic.
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What's wrong with them?
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(Shoresy): I'm fuckin' hurt!
Oh, I'm fuckin' real hurt.
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- Your head?
- No.
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- Your hand?
- No.
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My heart.
- Are you hurt,
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or are you injured?
- We're the fuckin'
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Teenage Mutant Injured Turtles.
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You gotta leave it
behind you, my guy.
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Game seven. In our barn.
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Refocus.
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We're going to the National
Senior Tournament.
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Yeah, as fuckin'
honorable mentions.
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(Big Sexy): Tit fucker.
- As runner-ups.
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- Runners-up.
- As the guys who didn't
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earn it. It's embarrassing.
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(Hitch): Ya needs a break,
me son.
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After that hit you took
in the first round,
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you should be out
four to six weeks, old man.
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Four to six?
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Just 'cause I can't push
when I shit,
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you think it's four to six?
(Goody): Settle down.
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- What are you even doing?
- Lookin' at girls
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on the internet.
(Sanguinet): Why?
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- Had a sec.
- Goody's hurt worse than me.
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Goody's not hurt
so bad as what you are.
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- He's got his arm in a sling.
- It's a holster.
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- Goody's four to six.
- Just 'cause I have my arm
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in this, you think
it's four to six?
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Dolo's hurt worse
than Goody is.
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{\an8}Takes ya 20 minutes
to get from the crapper
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{\an8}to the couch, old man.
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Doesn't matter.
We're all fuckin' losers anyway.
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(Hitch): Never see a team
with so many injuries as this,
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b'ys, by the Lard Jaysus.
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We're the tag alongs
of the tournament.
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(door slams, Big Sexy squawks)
Oh, nice work, Sanguinet.
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Now you've upset Big Sexy.
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You wanna find out
who's the most hurt?
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- Go easy, Big Sex.
- Come where we're to.
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We has a walking competition.
- A walking competition?
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You says you're not hurt
so bad as what he is.
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- Get control of your bird.
- He says he's not hurt
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so bad as what you is.
- You talk like
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a fuckin' idiot, eh?
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{\an8}And you're hurt more bad--
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{\an8}So, come on over
where we're to.
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We has a walking competition
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and we finds out
who's the most hurt.
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Don't walk out on me, old man!
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(Shoresy): I'm takin' care
of my bird!
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(Nat): Who do you think
is the most hurt?
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Shoresy really got his bell
rung in the first round.
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He was a fuckin' ghost
the second round.
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- He got trucked.
- Maybe it'll make him
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less stubborn.
- Won't make him less stupid.
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We ready?
- We're ready.
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Let's get started.
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(Shoresy): Well,
can I premise it by saying
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something first?
- Premise?
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- Huh?
- What do you mean, premise?
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{\an8}Well, I wanna--
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{\an8}Nutella's junk, eh?
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Preface.
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If you wanna ruin
a good piece of toast.
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Fer... how do you...
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Well, you wants
to say something
before you walks, right?
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I was gonna say
a few words, yeah.
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Okay, well ya wants
to preface it.
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So... I meant to say preface
but I said premise?
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- That's what ya did, b'y.
- Oh, my God.
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{\an8}What an idiot, eh?
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{\an8}- Good thing no chick saw that.
- Settle down.
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- I dies at ya, b'y.
- Well, I guess
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I'm going to preface my walk
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by saying, and I'm sure
you've all noticed this before,
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I have one leg
shorter than the other.
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- By how much?
- By about two inches.
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{\an8}Two inches?
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{\an8}Inch and a half,
two inches, yeah.
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No, b'y.
Never knew that, old man.
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Well, I try not to make
a big deal of it.
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Try not to let it
get in my way. Get me down.
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But if you notice something
in my walk, it's probably that.
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{\an8}I don't have to talk while
I'm doing it or anything, right?
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- No, b'y.
- Go.
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You want me to rush you
when you're walking?
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Let's have a little etiquette
in here, boys.
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A little sportsmanship
here, now.
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(Shoresy sniffs)
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(Hitch): K, now come back
where we're to.
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See, it's just a little
slower than ordinary.
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But that's probably the leg,
which we've established.
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Otherwise, there's really
nothing out of the ordinary.
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Yeah, so...
- Four to six.
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Just 'cause I can't
push when I shit?
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You walk like you had
your shit pushed.
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B'y, I knew you'd be lookin'
four to six but--
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Who's... up next?
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I didn't think you'd be
lookin' that four to six.
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Could we just keep
this moving, please?
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{\an8}(Miig): Yes.
Teams for this year's
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{\an8}National Senior Tournament
are set.
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- Dynamite.
- Against all odds,
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we'll have teams from
all over Turtle Island
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representing western Canada,
eastern Canada,
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{\an8}Quebec, northern Ontario,
southern Ontario, and us.
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{\an8}Six whole teams.
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Why aren't the other
provinces sending teams?
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{\an8}Because it's senior
whale shit hockey.
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{\an8}Up first, representing
western Canada,
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{\an8}from the province of Alberta,
home of Treaties 6, 7, and 8,
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{\an8}the Brooks Barrelmen.
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From the heart
of cowmen country Canada,
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for these guys, it's hockey
all winter, rodeo all summer.
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They're tie-down ropers,
steer wrestlers,
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and of course,
bull and bronco riders.
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You've gotta be certifiable
for that sport.
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{\an8}Stupid tough.
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{\an8}According to the scouting
report, they kinda are.
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{\an8}- Tough?
- Stupid.
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{\an8}- How stupid?
- Time will tell.
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{\an8}If we're talking
notable players,
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{\an8}we're talking the Friesen twins,
AKA the Freezer Twins.
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{\an8}- Why Freezer?
- Because they're built
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{\an8}like large appliances.
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(Miig): These guys played
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Team Canada rugby
for four years.
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So, needless to say,
they like to hit.
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(crowd jeers)
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Keep your head up
around these guys
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or you know what'll happen.
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(Shoresy): Four to six!
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I'll be the judge of that,
me son. Dolo, you're up.
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Hold on. You ready?
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{\an8}Little sportsmanship
in here, eh?
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- Sorry, b'y.
- Let's let Dolo get focused
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for his walk here, boys.
A little quiet in here now.
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(Dolo inhales deeply)
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(chill hip-hop music playing)
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(Dolo exhales deeply)
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Well, who's lookin'
four to six now?
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He's lookin' pretty
four to six.
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{\an8}(Shoresy): Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}You can't really
walk at all, bro.
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Hard to believe he's been
doing it his whole life.
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What's good.
- He's more four to six
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than Shoresy.
- B'ys, we still don't really
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know who's the four to sixiest.
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(Nat): Okay, who's next?
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{\an8}Representing eastern Canada,
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{\an8}from Prince Edward Island,
the Charlottetown Reds.
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{\an8}PEI, Mi'kmaq territory.
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{\an8}Not unlike folks
from Newfoundland,
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{\an8}Prince Edward Islanders
have some unique speech.
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{\an8}- Example?
- Ever seen the Prince Edward
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{\an8}Island Encyclopedia on YouTube?
- What's goin' on?
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{\an8}I'll fuckin' flatten ya,
young buck.
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{\an8}I'm gonna come to your house
and slam your fuckin' cupboards.
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{\an8}- Nice kit bag there, big nuts.
- I'll beat you like you're
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{\an8}on a fishin' trip
with your father.
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Easy there, George Clooney.
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Where'd the cows die?
Who the fuck are you?
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(speaking gibberish)
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{\an8}- Noted.
- Most of these guys
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{\an8}are commercial fishermen.
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Out on the Atlantic
for days on end
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fishing for herring,
mackerel, crab.
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They know hard work.
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But a handful of them
are owners-operators
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of what many call
the best seafood shack
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on Prince Edward Island.
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Serving up fresh shucked
oysters, seafood chowder,
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and their signature
lobster rolls.
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(Nat): I'm hungry.
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So, who are we watching for?
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(Ziig): These guys play
as a unit. No one-man shows.
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{\an8}Beware, they're pedal to the rug
for a full sixty.
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00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,376
{\an8}Hard fuckin' workers.
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00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,179
{\an8}But a standout in another sense
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00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,348
would be the gorgeous
Gord Gallant.
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00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,983
This guy makes panty soup.
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(Miig): Ew.
(Ziig): He soaks Uggs.
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(Nat): Entering a dink
phase, eh, Ziig?
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{\an8}If you can resist him,
you're doing well.
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{\an8}- Up to the task?
- Probably just another
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{\an8}Instagram doll
and real-life donkey.
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{\an8}When was the last time
you dated a hockey player?
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00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,163
{\an8}You don't date sluts.
You just take 'em down.
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00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,398
- Anything else?
- Aside from all of that,
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{\an8}the word on these guys is that
they're just really... nice.
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Nice?
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{\an8}Nice.
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00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,142
{\an8}(Shoresy): Well,
that's fuckin' nice.
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00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:38,911
{\an8}- Holy!
- Agreed.
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00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,880
{\an8}- So dumb.
- You can walk more good
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00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,915
{\an8}than Dolo,
but he's playin' better.
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00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,385
Well, you gotta find a way
to contribute.
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00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,853
Sanger, sit down.
Shut the fuck up.
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- What're you guys doin'?
- Walking competition.
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00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,224
- Walking competition?
- To find out who's hurt
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more bad than who.
Now, you're up, old man.
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(chill hip-hop music playing)
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(Shoresy): Oh, fuck.
Think he'd be that good?
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- At walking?
- Yep.
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{\an8}(Hitch): No.
- Me neither.
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{\an8}(Shoresy): Me neither.
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00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,440
Now come back where
we're to, me son.
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00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:16,515
Yep. Yep, he's good.
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00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,083
{\an8}He walks good.
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{\an8}I ain't never seen anybody
walk so good as that.
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00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,354
{\an8}No, me neither.
(Shoresy): I know. I know.
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- Sanguinet?
- No, no, no.
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00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,991
He doesn't get to just
waltz in here and say
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who walks good.
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00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,696
That's good walking, Goody.
Congratulations.
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You're the least four to six.
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00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,668
Well, Dolo, Hitch,
we're runner-ups again.
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00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,536
- Runners-up.
- Yep.
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00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:40,673
Lost the NOSHO Cup. Now we lost
the walking competition.
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00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,174
May as well be eatin'
solo paninis.
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00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,876
- Why?
- We're fuckin' losers.
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00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,544
Never seen a team
with so many injuries
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00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,246
as this, b'ys,
by the Lard Jaysus.
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00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,382
Think anyone's gonna see
the Bulldogs and say "Uh-oh"?
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00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,951
No fuckin' way.
(door slams)
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00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,786
(Big Sexy squawks)
Want me to come over
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00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,188
to your house,
slam your fuckin' doors?
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00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,627
(energetic rock music)
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{\an8}Anik Archambault here,
welcoming you back to another
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{\an8}edition of Questionable Call
brought to you
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{\an8}by BROdude Energy.
With me, as always,
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{\an8}are panelists Jay Onrait,
Tessa Bonhomme,
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{\an8}and the man they call RA.
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Mesdames and messieurs,
as you are well aware,
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BROdude Energy has been granted
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the exclusive
broadcasting rights
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of the National Senior
Hockey Tournament
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in Sudbury, Ontario.
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00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,954
Can only imagine
the cutthroat competition
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00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,557
for that contract, Anik.
- Bet it was eye popping.
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00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,392
Remember when we used
to cover real hockey?
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Today we continue
the breakdown
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00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,228
of the participating teams
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starting with my home province.
- La belle province.
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00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,899
Representing Quebec
at this year's tournament
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is Les Rapides de Rawdon.
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00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,870
Quebec is home to the toughest
league in hockey,
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00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:48,240
and make no mistake,
Les Rapides are the toughest.
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00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,609
Pierre-Luc Leblond,
Danick Paquette,
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00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,244
and Steve Bossé.
(Tessa): Leblond fought
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00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:53,612
the toughest guys in the show
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00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,147
when goons were still
in the game.
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00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,816
(Jay): Paquette's face looks
like it was carved out of wood.
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00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:59,752
If you think you recognize
Bossé from the YouTube
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00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,453
knockout videos,
you probably recognize him
415
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,255
from the UFC as well.
He's 12-2-0.
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00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,591
Someone else fans
may recognize is the team owner,
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00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,693
Quebec pop icon, Marie-Mai.
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00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,362
The multi-platinum artist
and Queb darling
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00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,331
is also a hockey fan.
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00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,166
One of the things
worth mentioning to fans,
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00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,036
she was one engaged
to JJ Frankie JJ.
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00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,004
With the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs
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00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,773
serving as the host team
and the SOO Hunt
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00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,074
representing
northern Ontario...
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00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,942
- SOO, Michigan, baby.
- We're left with one
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00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,278
final entry.
Representing southern Ontario,
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00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,813
coming from the city
with the most
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00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,516
Italian Canadians per capita
in the country,
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00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,785
the Vaughan Canadesi.
- Cannoli imagine
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00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,087
there are a few Italians
on the team, Anik.
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00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,856
Actually, Jay,
every single one.
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00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,292
{\an8}Ferrari, Ferrara, Ferraro,
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00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,528
{\an8}Barbieri, Barberio, Barbara,
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00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,164
{\an8}DiBenidetti, Deodato,
DiDomenico.
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00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,532
{\an8}You get the idea.
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00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,902
{\an8}These guys play the game hard,
fast, and emotional.
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00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,670
{\an8}(Tessa): So, who we
looking for, Anik?
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{\an8}(Anik): Number 98,
Marco Sylvestri.
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00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,108
(RA): Sly Sylvestri?
(Tessa): What, you know him?
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00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,910
(RA): He used to be in Boston's
system for a while.
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00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,812
(Tessa): And?
(RA): He could
pick the prosciutto
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00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,046
outta your teeth with a stick.
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00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,514
(Jay): More of a pancetta guy.
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00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:03,916
(Tessa): So, he loves
the lumber.
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00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,250
(Anik): Oh, he'll be
the dirtiest player
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00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,152
in the tournament.
- Good matchup for Shoresy.
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00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,754
I'm hearing Shoresy's hurt.
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00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,089
The man doesn't like
to be outdone.
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00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,790
But does anyone really care?
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00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,126
We'll find out soon
as the best teams in Canada
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00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,661
descend on Sudbury today.
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00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,230
(Liam): The best teams in Canada
and the Sudbury Mango Malamutes.
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00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,498
Oh, you're fuckin'
hilarious, Liam.
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00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,133
If things get rough,
just throw one of your
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00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,468
Band-Aids at 'em.
- You too, Cory.
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00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,002
You're so fuckin' funny.
- Squirt 'em with
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00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,704
some Polysporin.
- Like the funniest guys
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00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,206
who ever lived.
- Why aren't you laughing?
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00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,540
Don't worry, Liam,
I don't laugh
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00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,409
at your mom's jokes either
and every time,
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00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,377
she's like, "What? I'm funny!"
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00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,246
(Cory laughs)
I don't laugh at your mom's
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00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,615
jokes either, Cory,
and every time she's like,
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00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,983
"Be nice to me!"
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00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:40,319
Regular season league record
only to blow it in playoffs.
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00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,887
Must sting.
- Little bit, Cor.
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00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,622
- Any regrets?
- My only regret
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00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,491
is not serving my country.
- Oh yeah?
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00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,959
Yeah, and I think about it
every time
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00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,494
I go to war
on your mom's ass.
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00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,362
- You're fuckin' awful, Shoresy.
- Fuck you.
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00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,197
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Liam.
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00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,066
Better tell your mom to go
get checked out.
474
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,535
I saw Cory's mom last night.
Now my dick feels
475
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,704
like it ate a pack of Halls.
- Clean it up.
476
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,305
Yeah, tell that
to your mom, Cor.
477
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,207
She climbed over my gearshift
last night
478
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,909
to hop on my wiener
and that thing still
479
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,812
smells like shrimp scampi.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
480
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,847
Fuck you, Liam.
Every time I hit your mom
481
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,683
from the back it sounds like
someone running in flip-flops.
482
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,652
(Cory and Liam): Fuck you!
- Cory, I got your mom
483
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,888
on speed dial
and Liam's mom blocked.
484
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,157
I don't know which one
should be more embarrassed.
485
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:21,193
(rhythmic rock music)
486
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,232
(music decrescendos)
487
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,937
(music resumes)
488
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,744
(music decrescendos)
489
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,348
- Fuckin' what?
- Captain's meeting.
490
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,882
Yeah, well you shoulda
come to us.
491
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,951
It's fuckin' freezing out there.
- You've got the National
492
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,053
Senior Tournament in two days.
(Goody): Hope I'm warm by then.
493
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,855
The other teams have already
started to show up.
494
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,791
{\an8}(overlapping chatter)
- We've got a problem.
495
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,560
We've got a problem.
496
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,161
Yeah? What's the problem,
Sanguinet?
497
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,430
You've lost your identity
as hockey players.
498
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:10,736
After that loss,
you've forgotten
499
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,572
what makes you unique
as athletes of the sport.
500
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,743
Well, Lard Jaysus,
I never see a team
501
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,077
with so many injuries
as this, b'y.
502
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,746
No excuses.
503
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,281
- But--
- Hockey players don't
504
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,749
make excuses.
505
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,250
You play for the logo
on the front,
506
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,585
not the name on the back.
507
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,420
You play for your city
and for your teammates.
508
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:31,590
You win for them. No excuses.
509
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:37,596
He can barely walk.
I can barely lift my arm.
510
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,498
Never let them know
you're hurt.
511
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,301
You're the leaders of this team
and look at you.
512
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,236
One's in a sling,
one's limping around.
513
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,138
You're crying about being cold.
514
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,941
Give your balls a tug.
You're hockey players.
515
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,044
Never let them know you're hurt.
516
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,014
Shoresy,
517
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:59,084
you're the captain of this team.
Why did we lose to the Yanks?
518
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:01,253
- No excuses.
- You hurt?
519
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,221
Go 'til you can't go no more.
520
00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:06,024
Then why you all like...
(whimpers)
521
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,828
- We didn't earn it.
- Doesn't matter how you get
522
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,730
to the dance,
you just gotta get there.
523
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,398
Yeah, and then what,
Sanguinet?
524
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:14,966
- Then--
- Huh?
525
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,670
Find that "fuck you" attitude.
526
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:22,074
You went down to the Yanks.
527
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,343
Took 'em seven games,
but you lost.
528
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,644
You're right.
529
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,479
Maybe you shouldn't be here.
530
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,848
But you can't look
at the rearview
531
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,983
and the road at the same time.
532
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,487
You're the best team
in the history of the NOSHO.
533
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,022
You're record holders.
534
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,992
24 wins, zero losses.
A perfect season.
535
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,129
So, you've got two options.
536
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,665
You could sit around,
cry about losing to the Yanks
537
00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:47,799
in the playoffs,
538
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,802
or find that "fuck you"
attitude and beat them
539
00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:52,371
on the national stage.
540
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:57,175
Shoresy, think you can find it?
541
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,278
(door opens)
542
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,781
Is that
the runner-ups section?
543
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,417
We'll sit over here then.
544
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,486
(Palmer): Pretty quiet over
there for once, Shoresy.
545
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,521
(Schnurr): All right.
- Havin' a cry?
546
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,057
I get it, bud.
Life's tough. Wanna talk?
547
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,193
(Schnurr): Easy, fellas.
- Where's the fuckin' barmaid?
548
00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:17,496
Yeah, send the barmaid
over to the winners section
549
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,531
when she's done
with the runner-ups.
550
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:23,301
(rhythmic rock music
playing softly)
551
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:27,973
Runners-up.
552
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,778
- What?
- Runners-up!
553
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,647
- What's he sayin'?
- It's runners-up.
554
00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:39,117
Not runner-ups.
Dumb fuckin' cunts.
555
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:41,386
Call it what you want, bud.
You're toss-ins.
556
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:44,089
You're fuckin' extras.
- Ton o' hockey left, boys.
557
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,857
Ton o' hockey left.
- Fuck you.
558
00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:47,325
- Fuck you.
- Found it.
559
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:49,494
Shut the fuck up, Delaney,
ya fuckin' coke head.
560
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:51,196
- What're you gonna do?
- You've done too many
561
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,631
speedballs, bud.
- Piece of shit.
562
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:53,999
Fuck you, man.
563
00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:56,067
What's that you were saying
about respect again, Miig?
564
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,636
Sometimes you have
to demand it.
565
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,871
What're you gonna do?
You're in a sling, Goody.
566
00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:02,140
- Come here and find out.
- What are you gonna do?
567
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,642
You're not gonna
fuckin' do anything.
568
00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,944
Won't see much fighting
in this tournament, eh, Nat?
569
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,245
Let's fucking see it.
570
00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:09,214
Think we have a chance
of winning this thing?
571
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,850
- They look ready to me.
- Less talk. Let's go.
572
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,985
- Yeah, fucking dick.
- Are you gonna do something?
573
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,954
(overlapping arguments)
- Bulldog hockey, baby.
574
00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:18,657
- Is that the Sudbury guys?
- Yeah?
575
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,493
Uh-oh.
576
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,329
(hip-hop music)
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