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You're not seeing anybody else?
No. Nobody.
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I want to marry you.
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Clearly pissed, you named me as
the minister who'd resign with you.
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Did somebody put you up to this?
Nobody put me up to anything.
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Karma. Karma?
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What goes around...
I know what it means.
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I'll worry about my own karma.
CAMERA CLICKS
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Excellent.
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Adrian Chapple.
What about him?
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He inferred
you'd get the researcher's job
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in exchange for fucking him.
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I've fucked men for
a whole number of worse reasons.
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Oh, I'm sure you have.
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Sometimes it's the only relief
when I'm bored at a party.
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The birthday party
you left with Scott?
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'Danny? It's Scott.
Pick up if you're there.
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'Come and see me after the wedding,
yeah? Stuff some envelopes.
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'All right, laters, bruv.'
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ALARM BLARES
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HE SIGHS
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KNOCK AT THE DOOR
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Hi.
Hello.
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So how was your meeting?
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Dull. Let's not.
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I'm flattered you rushed straight
here to make up for the tedium.
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Do you think this can work?
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I hope so.
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I really want it to.
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You wouldn't be embarrassed
stepping out with a Tory MP?
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God, yeah, but luckily
that's not going to happen.
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Mm. I can fantasise
for just a moment.
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Now you're talking!
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Don't be so flip all the time.
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My brother would never forgive me.
That's not flip, by the way.
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Fortunately, your brother
has nothing to do with this.
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I need to know what you think.
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It's important this isn't just...
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Isn't just what?
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You know.
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I want to see you properly.
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Properly?
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You sure?
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I told you I was taking it seriously
before you went to London.
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Wasted enough time already.
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Properly - that's like...
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going out on dates
and hanging out together, and stuff.
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That would be a radical way
of approaching a relationship,
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but, yeah, we could do those things.
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I think you'll find I'm a true Scot.
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The reality of the situation is,
Adrian, that you are Chapple
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and I'm MacKenzie, which technically
makes me more Scottish than you.
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SHE GIGGLES
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KNOCK ON THE DOOR
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Come in.
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So... what did you
want to talk to me about?
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How's Jo coping?
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Yeah, fine.
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Not as well as some people
involved in the failed coup attempt.
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It wasn't a coup. And Jo messed up.
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Jo messed up the coup
that wasn't a coup?
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Somebody she knows and respects
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has got to make her see what
is necessary after the by-election.
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You're unbelievable, you know that?
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Poacher turned serial killer.
I'm a politician.
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Danny, there's enormous
respect for you, and your loyalty
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is one of your best qualities.
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You want to see it all get
messier and messier?
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Of course not.
Then use your good influence.
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You're the best thing she's got.
You don't want to go down with her.
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What does that mean?
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The party's reshaping, Danny.
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Make sure you're in the right place
or you'll be left behind.
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Aren't you meant to be going
to Sedley to help the campaign?
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Yeah. Well, hurry up, Danny,
or it'll all be over.
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They're coming after you, Jo.
Let them.
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You have to sort things out.
You can't just stand here...
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Feeling sorry for myself?
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But the thing is, Danny, I do.
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I do feel sorry for myself.
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My career's gone down the pan, and
my husband's gone with the nanny.
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You have to sort yourself out. Make
up your mind about what's important.
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What does that mean,
make up your mind?
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Have they been whispering
in your ear, Danny?
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What have they promised you?
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Well, if they've shown you a
lifeboat maybe you should get on it.
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Right, then.
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Right, maybe I'll do that.
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If you don't value loyalty,
then maybe they're right.
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Go to Sedley, Danny,
and help the party...
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if you want to show loyalty.
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Hi, there. I'm Ashika Chandiramani,
I'm the Conservative...
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Another unhappy Labour voter.
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You know the council have
approved the mosque? Mm-hm.
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Talk of two Labour councillors
resigning to join the BNP,
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which would be...
Terrible!
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Of course, but, in a way,
that would not be obviously
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completely negative to us.
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Think of your ideal husband.
What?
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Woman Today magazine
want to do a feature.
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George Clooney or Johnny Depp? Hunk
or geek? Older man or younger buck?
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Oh, for God's sake.
It's free publicity.
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Just hurl a few adjectives around
and don't forget "honesty",
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which is the key ingredient
to all successful relationships,
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although I'd settle for Pete
not farting against my leg in bed.
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How long you gonna sulk for?
Just out of interest.
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I'm not sulking.
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It's cos they're actually tripping
over your lower lip in the corridor.
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Look...
There's nothing to say.
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I'm sorry.
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For everything, Danny.
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You're still going for this job,
though?
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I'm going to discuss it
with Adrian tonight.
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Discuss it?
What, like the discussion you had
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with Scott after
Jo's birthday party?
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Danny...
Doesn't matter! It doesn't matter.
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Greetings, comrade.
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What are you doing here, Sovs?
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I am here right up until
the nail-biting climax.
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Embedded in Longton South.
That's the plan, anyway.
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I hope your hotel's
better than mine.
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You can play with my mini-bar.
I'm seeing somebody, Sophie.
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You're funny.
What?
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"I'm seeing somebody, Sophie!"
Well, I am.
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Well, no offence, Scott,
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but I wasn't planning on having
a priest there waiting to marry us!
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Now listen, come and fool around,
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don't come and fool around,
it's all the same to me.
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What do you make
of this mosque business?
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I wish they'd waited
until after the by-election.
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The BNP's eating into
your traditional vote.
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The smart money's
moving to Ms Chandiramani.
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Ah, then it isn't so smart!
Look, no offence, Sovs... I'm gone.
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After the by-election,
these go to the press.
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After the by-election? It'd damage
the party if we did it before.
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I'm sorry, but she would make
fantastic collateral damage.
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It's Northcote I want to finish.
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A victory for her
is a defeat for us.
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Surely you can see that.
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It's true, we'd have
little to celebrate if she wins.
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You'd have to throw the noose wide
before you begin to tighten it.
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Don't worry.
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I know all the tongue-waggers
in this party very well.
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By Monday,
the pot'll be warming nicely.
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Neither, prefer Benicio del Toro.
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What?
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No, I'm not going to answer that.
Because it's vulgar.
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Sorry? G-Wiz or Maserati?
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Well, I suppose I have to say
G-Wiz, really, don't I?
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Honesty. As in politics, it's a
rare commodity but truly invaluable.
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No, thank you very much.
Goodbye. ..Ugh!
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Can you believe!
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Yes. OK. You've got to be prepared
for the Labour Party
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turning up the heat on you.
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They know we've started to edge
ahead and they're rattled
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by the BNP. The last week
could get very nasty.
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SHE HUMS
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LAUGHTER
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Hold that thought.
We'll discuss this over dinner.
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I'll catch you up.
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Oh, hi.
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You got my e-mail?
You fucking wanker.
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Something the matter?
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"I think it's only fair
you should know... "
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Could have mentioned that
last night, maybe?
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But last night wasn't about work...
was it?
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Like I said,
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I enjoyed last night.
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We should do it again.
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Find someone who thinks limping
to three minutes is a result.
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Gloria noticed the way we were
at the disco.
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Did she say anything?
Asked quite pointedly
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how well I'd known you before.
She's like your mum, Gloria!
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She'd make a really good mum.
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If you had your mates
over for tea, she'd make sure
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they were really good cakes.
Might do to be careful.
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Gloria also thinks you might
go nuclear in the last week.
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Maybe even play the race card
to get the BNP vote back.
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She has such a high opinion of us(!)
Sullivan wouldn't do it anyway.
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How do you know?
He cares about stuff.
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Oh, yeah? Like what?
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Like what happens to finches
with little beaks in drought years.
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Ah, yes, the little finches.
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If we're ever really gonna push the
nuclear button, I'll warn you first.
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And vice versa.
We wouldn't, though.
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Don't need to.
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It's too late for you now, anyway.
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Oh, no...
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Kirsty? Yeah.
Have you read the newspaper?
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Iain's dished the dirt on Jo.
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She's not answering her mobile.
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I'm at her house now,
but there's no answer.
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I'm not sulking!
This is more important!
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All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Very good. OK. Bye-bye.
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You think we should call the police
or break in, or something?
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No, of course not.
This is such...
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I don't know how people
can be bothered. Move on, loser!
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Listen, I know it's your parachute
jump today, so you just go.
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I'll call the police
if I haven't heard by this evening.
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No, I couldn't leave you with this.
I'll be OK.
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No way! Jo might be in trouble.
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Why don't you want to go? What's
happened with your job discussions?
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They gave it to somebody else.
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Oh.
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Yes.
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Yes, what?
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You know what.
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The answer to the big thought bubble
over your head.
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Go ahead and laugh!
I don't want to laugh.
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Go ahead and laugh at me.
Played by a player.
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You're really stupid sometimes,
aren't you?
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I'm sorry.
You said that before.
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I AM sorry, though. And that's
weird, cos I'm not usually.
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But I am.
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There are people who should feel
much more ashamed than you.
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Don't be too hard on him.
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PHONE RINGS
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Jo...
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Where are you?
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DOOR OPENS
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My fearless researcher...
Wanna drink?
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So...
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Still think I should talk to Iain?
No.
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We'll go and get some food.
I'm not hungry.
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Well, you will be
once some food passes your lips.
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You can't just stay here
getting pissed, you know that.
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I'm not going home.
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That "cares more about her career
than her child" stuff...
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Bastard!
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He might have had a point.
I've always put my career first.
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Didn't seem like it yesterday.
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Do you always have to have
an answer for everything, Danny?
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You have to ask?
When I started out,
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I used to laugh at women who moaned
about combining baby and career.
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Lightweights - stop giving men
ammunition not to promote you.
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Now look at me.
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Goes much deeper. I think the first
big mistake was thinking women
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could be trusted with the vote.
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So how's Scott going on up north?
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You going up there this week, Danny?
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Yeah.
About time.
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Apart from anything else,
your brother'll be missing you.
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Sure.
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Weren't you meant to be doing
a parachute jump today? Yeah...
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I...I just...
Wind direction was all wrong.
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Route one - straight into the blades
of parked helicopters.
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Kirsty would have been soup
on the runway!
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Yes... So... what are you guys
up to tonight?
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Danny...
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we're not watching
The Battle Of Chile, Part two.
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It's one of the best
documentaries ever made.
252
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It's Saturday night.
253
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,960
Can't we watch
Strictly Come Dancing?
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00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,960
OK, what about Cry Freedom?
255
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:55,320
It's not my place to comment on
Jo Porter's domestic problems.
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As long as they don't interfere
with her capacity to do the job,
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then they're none of my business.
258
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,960
But you will be calling
for her resignation?
259
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,640
Yes, but on the grounds of
her disastrous record in office,
260
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not because of her personal life.
261
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The Opposition debate this week
will be their High Noon.
262
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They've chosen the topic to
put her in the spotlight,
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and they think they can finish her.
You think they can?
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I have to get ready to go to Sedley.
265
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,960
Make sure she doesn't hit the bottle
while I'm away.
266
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My ratings have risen.
That's down to you.
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Virtues have to be there
to bring them out.
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She's ahead, though. You can tell.
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People are voting
on national issues.
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Nothing more we can do.
But she doesn't have clear water.
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KNOCK AT THE DOOR
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Thank you.
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00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,960
What's that?
274
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,960
"You might find this helps
lift the spirits."
275
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Probably somebody's idea
of inspirational music.
276
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,960
That's funny.
277
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,960
What is?
278
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Rumour on Village Vermin.
279
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Incoming scandal.
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Oh, getting outed these days
is a guarantee of instant promotion.
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Except it's a straight politician
and a mystery younger woman.
282
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,960
Any word as to who it's about?
283
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,960
Some speculation it might be Conrad
Spelling and a Spectator journalist.
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Right.
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PHONE RINGING
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Is Ashika about?
287
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,960
Not at the moment.
Where is she?
288
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,480
I beg your pardon?
289
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:34,480
Never mind. We were meeting to
discuss a joint approach to the BNP.
290
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,960
She never mentioned it.
That's not my problem.
291
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,960
I don't know what your problem is!
Take it somewhere else!
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00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,960
Yeah.
293
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,960
Sorry to be abrupt.
294
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,960
Would you like me to ask her
to give you a call?
295
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960
No.
296
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,960
It's not like I'm an alcoholic.
297
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,960
Just, you know,
there are periods when you...
298
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,960
when one drinks
a bit more than normal.
299
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,960
I guess Danny would say
300
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,960
those are exactly the periods
when one should drink...
301
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,960
..a bit less than normal.
302
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,960
Yes, I expect Danny would.
303
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:24,960
You two are thick as thieves,
though. Ever thought...?
304
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,960
No!
Why not?
305
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,960
I couldn't.
Why not? He's not unattractive...
306
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,960
..in a flopsy-bunny kind of a way.
I think he'd be up for it.
307
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,640
You really think(?)
308
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,960
You could just do it
as a treat for him.
309
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,960
Then we could never be friends
again. You think he'd want that?
310
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,960
More to the point, would you?
311
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,960
I haven't got enough friends
to throw any away.
312
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,960
You might be reluctant to take
advice from someone
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00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,960
with my track record
on relationships, Kirsty,
314
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,960
but having sex and liking
the person you're having sex with
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00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,800
aren't absolutely incompatible.
316
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,320
KNOCK AT THE DOOR
317
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,960
About time. Why didn't you answer
any of my messages? Been busy.
318
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,960
Every pair of hands needed
right now, Danny.
319
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,960
Yeah, that's why I'm here.
You OK?
320
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,800
Why shouldn't I be?
321
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,960
I dunno, you tell me.
322
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,480
I'm going to go
to the party offices now.
323
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,960
Look, wait a minute.
324
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,960
Come and look at this a sec, Dan.
325
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,960
What shall I do, Danny?
326
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,960
Release them to the press.
Serves her right, the hypocrite,
327
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,960
banging on about honesty.
You've got to.
328
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,960
I can't.
Why not?
329
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,800
Because I can't. We promised.
330
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,960
You promised what?
331
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,800
Oh, no!
332
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,960
Oh, no! You're not.
You're shagging the Tory candidate?
333
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,960
Scott, even by your pathetic
standards...
334
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,320
It's not pathetic.
335
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,960
Well, it's a pretty big
fucking conflict of interest!
336
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,960
I think releasing these pictures
would be cheap.
337
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,960
Anyway, it's not conclusive, is it?
Not conclusive?
338
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,960
They're all over each other.
Where's your loyalty?
339
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,960
I am being loyal.
340
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,320
I'm not going to blow her out
of the water because I'm upset...
341
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,960
She is the Tory candidate!
342
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,960
What is the matter with you?
It's on a knife-edge here.
343
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,960
It's not like you won't move on to
some other bird tomorrow. I won't.
344
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,960
Promise me you won't
say anything about this.
345
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,960
DANNY SIGHS
346
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:52,960
Danny?
347
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,960
All right.
348
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,160
BUZZING
349
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,640
I'm going for a shower.
350
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,480
Hiya.
351
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,800
Had a couple of phone calls
from journalists.
352
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,960
What about?
Nothing specific.
353
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,960
They were just fishing.
354
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,960
So?
355
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,960
They seemed to think
there was a fish to be had.
356
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,960
Is there anything
I should know about?
357
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,320
Ashika?
358
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,960
No. Nothing.
I really don't know what it's about.
359
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,480
The chatrooms are alive.
360
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,960
No names yet?
361
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,960
So many being thrown about,
the hotel suites are all empty.
362
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,960
Yes, I can imagine.
363
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,960
Smart money is moving away
from Conrad Spelling,
364
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,960
but most are still guessing
it's the girl from the Spectator.
365
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,960
We need the Labour campaign
to release the pictures.
366
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,960
Rumours are one thing, but they're
useless without evidence.
367
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,640
What possible reason could they have
not to do so?
368
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,480
You have to make sure
that it's known
369
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,960
that it was the Labour campaign
in Longton South that did it.
370
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,960
Don't worry.
371
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,960
It's all in hand.
372
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,320
Heard from Danny?
373
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,960
He said he'll be back
before the debate.
374
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,960
Did you know that James Northcote's
375
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,960
doing some journalist
from the Spectator?
376
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,960
That's what they're saying, anyway.
377
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,960
Well, well, well.
378
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,960
'My name's been mentioned
on an internet site.
379
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,960
'I'm going home
to talk to Caroline.' You OK?
380
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,960
Well, I'm worried. There's
talk of incriminating photos.
381
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,640
Have you heard anything?
382
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,960
No, but some journalists have been
snooping around.
383
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,000
'They can't have anything
or they would have said.'
384
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,960
There's nothing about you.
385
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,960
They're saying it's Emily Jones
from the Spectator.
386
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,960
Listen, if anything breaks,
387
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,960
you say the absolute minimum
without directly lying.
388
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,960
Straight out
the politician's handbook.
389
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:16,960
Concentrate on your campaign,
Ashika, it's all you can do. Yup.
390
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,960
There's been frantic campaigning
by all parties
391
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,960
in what is a very tight
by-election here,
392
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,000
one of the tightest we've seen
in recent times.
393
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,960
For the Labour Party to lose here,
a traditional safe seat,
394
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,960
that would represent a huge blow,
and for the Conservatives...
395
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,960
Nerves jangling?
396
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,960
Do I look nervous?
No, you look grumpy.
397
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960
Shall I get us some more coffee?
398
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,640
What's the Tory candidate doing
in your headquarters?
399
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,960
Hi, Ashika.
400
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,960
Could we have a word in private?
401
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,960
Sure.
402
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,800
You didn't answer my calls.
403
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:08,960
I was really worried.
404
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,960
Been chaos around here.
405
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,000
Still, I thought you might...
I mean, I hoped...
406
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,000
Is something wrong?
No, everything's fine.
407
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,960
You seem funny. Strange.
408
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,960
Just want this all to be over,
really.
409
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,960
Can you come tonight?
410
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,960
Not such a good idea. Too risky.
411
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,960
OK.
412
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,000
Not long till it's over, I guess.
413
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,960
What's she doing here?
414
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,960
Who?
415
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,960
Sophie Montgomery.
She's a mate.
416
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,960
Yes. I forgot
that you two were mates.
417
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,320
I'll be getting back, then.
OK.
418
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,960
Am I glad to see a friendly face!
419
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,800
What is going on?
You tell me.
420
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:22,960
Got any cigarettes?
421
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,480
You don't smoke.
422
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,960
Usually.
423
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,960
SHE SPLUTTERS
424
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,960
They're vile!
425
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:37,800
Better with alcohol.
Oh, disgusting. I'd forgotten.
426
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,960
You're just not a smoker,
sweetheart. Be glad.
427
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,960
How's James?
Worried.
428
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,960
Nobody's mentioned you, though.
429
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,960
Get through the next 24 hours
and you're in the clear.
430
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,800
Step outside with me for a moment,
Danny.
431
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,960
Tell me you haven't!
I have!
432
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,160
Where to?
The Gazette.
433
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:03,960
Why? Because I'm not letting
Dad's constituency go to a Tory.
434
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,960
Because it's James Northcote.
435
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:11,960
You promised me.
Yeah, I promised you.
436
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,320
But you made it really easy for me
to cross my fingers.
437
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,960
I have no idea
what you are talking about.
438
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,960
Well, then, think. Think, Scott.
439
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,480
What did you last lie to me about?
440
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,000
What did you promise me
hadn't happened?
441
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,320
It was nothing.
442
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,960
It was not nothing.
443
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,960
It's not like she was
your girlfriend, or anything.
444
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,960
That's not the point.
Well, what is the point?
445
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,960
What is the fucking point, Danny?
446
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,960
It's not like we're
fighting for who has first go
447
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,000
on the fucking swings!
448
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,960
Kirsty's a grown woman
449
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,960
who had her own say in the matter!
450
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,000
It meant nothing!
451
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,960
The more you say it meant nothing,
the worse it is!
452
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,960
Can't you see that?
453
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,800
All I know is,
I've always regretted it.
454
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,960
You just don't get it, do you?
455
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,640
You complete fucking wanker.
456
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,960
I'm sorry I hurt you.
457
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,960
Yeah, well, now I've hurt you back.
458
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,960
Pfff!
459
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,960
You're a...
460
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:28,960
KNOCKING
461
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,960
PERSISTENT KNOCKING
462
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,960
Who is it?
Gloria.
463
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,960
Morning.
Good morning.
464
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,960
What's up? We haven't got a meeting.
465
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,960
Get dressed.
466
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,960
What's the matter?
It's out. You and James Northcote.
467
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,960
It's in the Gazette and they're
promising the pictures tomorrow.
468
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,960
It'll be on TV today
and all the internet sites.
469
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,960
Journalists are already arriving
at HQ, so I think you should go
470
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,960
to my house.
Pete's got the car outside.
471
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,960
BEEPING
472
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,960
Hi. Hi, I'm with Gloria,
can I call you back?
473
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,960
You've heard.
Yeah, I'll call you back.
474
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,320
How? The press have got
hold of some pictures.
475
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:25,960
Pictures? What pictures?
Where did they get them from?
476
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,960
We'll find that out tomorrow
when they print them.
477
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,960
You should get dressed.
478
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,960
Look, I asked you,
and you said nothing.
479
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,960
As far as I was aware...
They've got photos!
480
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,960
Of what? How can I answer
about photos I've never seen?
481
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,960
But you have had an affair?
You brought him here, after all.
482
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,960
Yes, but it was over by then.
Oh, Ashika!
483
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:52,960
Oh...we've worked so hard,
so bloody hard! I'm sorry.
484
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,160
We've come from nowhere... and then
you blow it. And for what?
485
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,960
For a bloody office affair?
486
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,960
I'm not...
487
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,960
We're going to HQ.
488
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,960
I'm not hiding from anyone.
489
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,960
Hey...
490
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,960
OK... OK, but you go in there
and you say nothing, you hear me?
491
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,960
You let ME deal with the onslaught.
492
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,960
"The important thing in
a marriage is honesty."
493
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,320
Why do they do it? Why do they
give these hostages to fortune?
494
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,960
The timing, the timing, Scott!
I know, it couldn't be better.
495
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,960
Now, that's what I call
properly negative, well done.
496
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,960
Properly...
497
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,160
We ignore it,
don't make anything of it.
498
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,960
No need. Damage is done.
499
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,640
In time-honoured fashion, I'll say
her private life's her own business.
500
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,960
HUBBUB
501
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,960
Thank you. Excuse us, please.
Excuse us...
502
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,960
Thank you.
503
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,960
Good morning, ladies and
gentlemen...
504
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,960
You OK?
Yeah, great.
505
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,320
I'd love to know where they
got these so-called photos from.
506
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,960
Well, I've spoken to
a few people this morning.
507
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,960
Word in the party is
they came from here.
508
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,960
From here?
509
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,960
Sullivan's campaign received
them anonymously
510
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,320
and passed them on to the press.
511
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,960
He said...
512
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,960
He promised.
What?
513
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,960
How could he do that?
514
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,960
I'm sorry, you're not
really making much sense.
515
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,960
What have you got to say
about these photographs?
516
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,960
I'm going to keep this brief.
517
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,640
I haven't seen these photos,
so I cannot comment.
518
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,960
Are you having an affair
with James Northcote?
519
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,960
No.
Have you ever...
520
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,960
That's all I have to say.
Have you spoken to James since?
521
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,960
There is no truth in the rumours
522
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,960
that I'm having an affair
with James Northcote,
523
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,960
and any photos that suggest
otherwise are either faked
524
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,960
or do not tell the real story.
Thank you.
525
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,960
Well, there you have it.
Ms Chandiramani flatly denies
526
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,960
allegations of an
extramarital affair
527
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,960
in spite of a local newspaper
claiming to have photos of them.
528
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,960
I'm going back to London.
Good.
529
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,960
It was the right thing to do.
530
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,960
Whatever else...
It wasn't the right thing to do.
531
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,960
I wanted to talk to her about it,
532
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,960
but now she'll think
I released them...
533
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,960
They're Tories, Scott.
534
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,960
They're the enemy,
their brains are diseased.
535
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,960
I hope they think the same about us,
that's it.
536
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,960
She came to the flat after
Jake died to see how I was coping.
537
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,960
Yeah, that was nice of her.
538
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,960
She probably is nice, but I still
don't want her winning this seat
539
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,480
and voting to cut health spending.
540
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,960
No, that's our job now.
541
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,640
Danny.
542
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,000
About Kirsty, maybe I fucked up,
but I'm not why you're not with her.
543
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,960
I did warn you.
544
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,960
Yes, you did.
I always find it fortunate
545
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,800
that all my vices can be purchased
in Selfridges food hall.
546
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,960
Almost all, George. You won't
find a Colombian death squad
547
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,960
in with the specialist cheeses.
548
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,960
And round and round we go
on this absurd carousel.
549
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,960
It was you.
I'm sorry?
550
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,960
And one of your friends
from the security services.
551
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,960
Where they got the pictures.
552
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,960
You think I'd sabotage my party's
interests for personal vengeance?
553
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,960
Don't be ridiculous.
554
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,640
One, you have no loyalty whatsoever
to this current party leadership,
555
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,960
and two, I would never underestimate
the petit bourgeois mind-set.
556
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,800
ANNOUNCER: And further Westminster
news for today, the Tories
557
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,800
have put Jo Porter on the spot
in today's opposition debate.
558
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,960
But with the rumours about
James Northcote,
559
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,960
it looks like being
a battle for survival
560
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,960
between two wounded animals.
561
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,960
"Dear Douglas,
following our conversation,
562
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,960
"I agree that it would
be better for Jo Porter to resign.
563
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,800
"Her inability to brief
against her colleagues
564
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,960
"even when
they were slagging her off..."
565
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,960
Rhetoric. They should let me
write your speeches.
566
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,960
"..has to be added to her
lamentable failure to attend
567
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:06,960
"her own son's birthday party in
order to take part in a key debate.
568
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,960
"Most embarrassing has been voting,
569
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,960
"along with many people
who should have known better,
570
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,960
"including yourself,
for an illegal war
571
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,960
"that her better instincts
told her was indefensible."
572
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,000
Yeah, well, that bit's true.
573
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,960
Whole lot of you should resign
for that. They'll kill you.
574
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,000
I don't care.
575
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,960
Danny, what do you want?
576
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,800
Out of your career in politics,
where do you want to go?
577
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,960
I want to carry on
doing what I love doing,
578
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,320
which is working for somebody
I really admire.
579
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,960
I DO value your loyalty...
580
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,960
more than anything.
581
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,960
I don't need my head patting.
582
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,960
Danny, if I want to pat your head,
that's exactly what I'll do.
583
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960
Order! Order!
584
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,960
'They say a week's
a long time in politics...'
585
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,960
LAUGHTER
586
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,000
..but was it really only a few days
ago that my Right Honourable Friend
587
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,960
was speculating,
with his trademark charm,
588
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,960
on my ability to carry out
my duties adequately?
589
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,960
Well, of course,
I shall return the courtesy.
590
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,960
MOCKING LAUGHTER
591
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,160
So... on to policy.
592
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,960
Tory policies...
593
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,960
Yeah, nice timing, Jo.
Give him the smile now.
594
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,960
Perhaps my Right Honourable Friend
could come up with something,
595
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,960
because I'm really struggling
to help him out here.
596
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,960
Hear! Hear!
597
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,960
A policy!
Think of it as... a fig-leaf
598
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,960
to cover his embarrassment...
599
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,960
JEERS AND APPLAUSE
600
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,960
..if it makes it any easier.
601
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,960
Back in business.
602
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,960
The closest by-election for
many years comes to a close today.
603
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,960
The Labour candidate has had to
struggle with his party's
604
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,960
current national malaise and the
storm over the building of a mosque.
605
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,960
Meanwhile,
the Conservative candidate
606
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,640
who's made such huge inroads
into the Labour vote
607
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,160
has been hit
by the publication of photographs
608
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,640
showing her in an intimate
embrace with a shadow minister.
609
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,960
Both have strongly denied the
photos are evidence of an affair.
610
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:32,960
The results will be shown
611
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,960
in a BBC TWO election
special later tonight,
612
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,960
and the only thing
I can be certain of,
613
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,800
is that if I were the betting type,
614
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,960
I'd be completely at a loss
to know where to put my stake.
615
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,960
Back to the studio.
616
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,640
Fuck a Tory this week, Scott?
617
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,800
Did you?
618
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,320
That's why you did it?
619
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,960
Revenge?
620
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,320
At least now I know how tawdry
your values really are.
621
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,800
If you knew a single thing
about my values,
622
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,960
you'd know it wasn't me
who leaked those photos.
623
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,960
That's why you changed,
624
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:23,000
went all distant. Took up again
with your blonde slag fuck-buddy?
625
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,960
It wasn't me.
Then who was it?
626
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,160
And why?
627
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,960
We know the photos came here.
628
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,960
Well, come on,
I'd love to hear this one.
629
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,960
A little finch carry them away,
did it?
630
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,320
Here's a tricky question
for you, Ashika.
631
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,000
The meeting
with the party hierarchy,
632
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,960
did it go on after midnight
in a private flat?
633
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,160
I had to say that.
Why?
634
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,960
Because!
635
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,960
It was complicated.
636
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,000
Nothing to do with you.
Nothing to do with me?
637
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,960
You came back from being with him
638
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,960
and hopped straight into bed
with me the next morning.
639
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,640
Is that doing things properly?
640
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,960
Stay away from me,
because if you don't believe me,
641
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,640
then we're done here.
What, like you believe me?
642
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,000
You gave the photos
to the Gazette,
643
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,960
and you didn't even
warn me like you promised.
644
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,960
Could we have a quick word?
645
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,160
I'm busy. Who are you?
646
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,960
I work with Ashika.
647
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,960
Well, worked... Dunno.
648
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,960
This will decide whether I still do,
I guess.
649
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,960
What do you want?
650
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,960
Strange that somebody of her quality
651
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,960
could fall in love with such a rude
arsehole. At least James had charm.
652
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,960
Do you want a punch, mate?
Cos I'm right in the mood.
653
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,960
What do you mean,
fall in love with?
654
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,960
He asked her to marry him
that night, and she said no
655
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,960
because she wanted to be with you.
656
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,960
They weren't together.
657
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,960
I don't like you very much,
but I thought you should know
658
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,960
what you've thrown away
to win an election.
659
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:01,960
I do hereby give notice
660
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:06,320
that the number of votes
recorded for each candidate...
661
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,160
Turn the telly on, then.
662
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,160
Ah! Where's the bloody remote?!
663
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,960
For God's sakes, Danny!
664
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:21,960
Andrews, Martin... 8,953 votes...
665
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,960
Ouch! BNP keep their deposit.
Shhh!
666
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,960
..6,362 votes.
667
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,960
Chandiramani, Ashika...
668
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,960
21,663 votes.
669
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,960
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
670
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,800
Wait, wait, I'm thinking!
671
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,960
Jesus, it's fucking close,
erm... couple of hundred...
672
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,960
..217 votes.
673
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,960
The Tories have won.
674
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,800
No, no, no, wait, wait!
675
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,000
21,813 votes.
676
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,960
CHEERING
677
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,960
Yes!
678
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,000
And I do hereby declare
679
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,960
that the said Graham Sullivan is the
duly elected Member of Parliament
680
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,960
for the Longton South constituency.
681
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,960
PHONE RINGS
682
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,960
Hi.
683
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,960
Please don't cry.
684
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,960
'Please don't.
It... breaks my heart.
685
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:47,960
'Caroline, you know how I feel.
686
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,960
'Look, I'll do anything you want,
if you want me to stay in a hotel...
687
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,800
'OK, I'll come back.
How are the kids?'
688
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,640
Are you sure?
689
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,960
I'm not such a big one
for celebrations, Graham.
690
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,960
Plus I'd like to sleep
in my own bed.
691
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,960
Get back in,
I'll call you tomorrow.
692
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,960
Thank you, Scott.
693
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,960
Turned out your beak wasn't
so small after all, eh?
694
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,960
Remember what I said.
Half a millimetre's sometimes
695
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,960
all there is
in the struggle for survival.
696
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,960
Those photos probably lost her
just the amount we needed.
697
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,800
It's a brilliant result, Ash.
698
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,960
You know, this is
a Labour heartland,
699
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,960
they're not safe anywhere now.
700
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,960
All the news reports are saying
what a good campaign you fought
701
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,960
and what a breakthrough it is.
702
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,480
I got a nice message
from the party leader.
703
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,960
Well, there you are, then.
704
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,960
The photos cost me the seat.
705
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,960
Oh, you don't know...
706
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,960
that way madness lies.
707
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,960
Don't dwell on it now,
708
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,960
there's plenty of time
to think about it later.
709
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,960
Stay here tonight, Matt.
710
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,960
Don't go away.
711
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,480
Oh, please let them take photos of
me leaving your room in the morning.
712
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,960
So what happens next?
713
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,960
You decided what to do now?
714
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,960
I'm going to sleep forever.
715
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,960
Hm!
716
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,960
Why didn't you stay
for the victory party?
717
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,960
Didn't feel like it.
718
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,480
How come you're not in bed?
719
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,960
I couldn't sleep.
720
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,960
Have you spoken to her?
721
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,960
Not sure she'll ever
speak to me again.
722
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,960
What?
723
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,960
Imagine trying to explain to her
what really happened and why.
724
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,640
Do you want me to move out?
725
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,960
Do you wanna move out?
726
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,960
No.
Well, then!
727
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,960
It's late, Danny, we should try
and get a couple of hours at least.
728
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,960
Yeah... Back to work tomorrow.
729
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,960
Are we OK?
730
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,640
We're always OK, Danny.
731
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,960
# Your face is like the sun
732
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,960
# Sinking into the ocean...
733
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,960
# Your face is like watching flowers
734
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:09,960
# Growing in fast motion...
735
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:16,960
# All your kisses I've swallowed
736
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,800
# Brightened mornings
And hollows... #
737
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,960
BEEPING
738
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:37,960
# Sunshine...
739
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,960
# My sunshine... #
740
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,160
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