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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,960 You're not seeing anybody else? No. Nobody. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,960 I want to marry you. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,960 Clearly pissed, you named me as the minister who'd resign with you. 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,960 Did somebody put you up to this? Nobody put me up to anything. 5 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:13,960 Karma. Karma? 6 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,960 What goes around... I know what it means. 7 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,960 I'll worry about my own karma. CAMERA CLICKS 8 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:19,960 Excellent. 9 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,960 Adrian Chapple. What about him? 10 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,320 He inferred you'd get the researcher's job 11 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,960 in exchange for fucking him. 12 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,960 I've fucked men for a whole number of worse reasons. 13 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:30,960 Oh, I'm sure you have. 14 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,480 Sometimes it's the only relief when I'm bored at a party. 15 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,320 The birthday party you left with Scott? 16 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,960 'Danny? It's Scott. Pick up if you're there. 17 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,960 'Come and see me after the wedding, yeah? Stuff some envelopes. 18 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,960 'All right, laters, bruv.' 19 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,960 ALARM BLARES 20 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,960 HE SIGHS 21 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,960 KNOCK AT THE DOOR 22 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,000 Hi. Hello. 23 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,000 So how was your meeting? 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,960 Dull. Let's not. 25 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:19,960 I'm flattered you rushed straight here to make up for the tedium. 26 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,160 Do you think this can work? 27 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,960 I hope so. 28 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,800 I really want it to. 29 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,800 You wouldn't be embarrassed stepping out with a Tory MP? 30 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,960 God, yeah, but luckily that's not going to happen. 31 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,960 Mm. I can fantasise for just a moment. 32 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,960 Now you're talking! 33 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,960 Don't be so flip all the time. 34 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,960 My brother would never forgive me. That's not flip, by the way. 35 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:49,640 Fortunately, your brother has nothing to do with this. 36 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,960 I need to know what you think. 37 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,960 It's important this isn't just... 38 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,960 Isn't just what? 39 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,640 You know. 40 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,960 I want to see you properly. 41 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,000 Properly? 42 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,960 You sure? 43 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,960 I told you I was taking it seriously before you went to London. 44 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,960 Wasted enough time already. 45 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,960 Properly - that's like... 46 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,960 going out on dates and hanging out together, and stuff. 47 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,960 That would be a radical way of approaching a relationship, 48 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,960 but, yeah, we could do those things. 49 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,320 I think you'll find I'm a true Scot. 50 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,960 The reality of the situation is, Adrian, that you are Chapple 51 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:47,960 and I'm MacKenzie, which technically makes me more Scottish than you. 52 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,960 SHE GIGGLES 53 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,960 KNOCK ON THE DOOR 54 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,960 Come in. 55 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:03,960 So... what did you want to talk to me about? 56 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,320 How's Jo coping? 57 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,480 Yeah, fine. 58 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,960 Not as well as some people involved in the failed coup attempt. 59 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,480 It wasn't a coup. And Jo messed up. 60 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,000 Jo messed up the coup that wasn't a coup? 61 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,960 Somebody she knows and respects 62 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,960 has got to make her see what is necessary after the by-election. 63 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,640 You're unbelievable, you know that? 64 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,960 Poacher turned serial killer. I'm a politician. 65 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,960 Danny, there's enormous respect for you, and your loyalty 66 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,960 is one of your best qualities. 67 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,800 You want to see it all get messier and messier? 68 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,000 Of course not. Then use your good influence. 69 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:46,960 You're the best thing she's got. You don't want to go down with her. 70 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,800 What does that mean? 71 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,960 The party's reshaping, Danny. 72 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,960 Make sure you're in the right place or you'll be left behind. 73 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,960 Aren't you meant to be going to Sedley to help the campaign? 74 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,960 Yeah. Well, hurry up, Danny, or it'll all be over. 75 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,960 They're coming after you, Jo. Let them. 76 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,160 You have to sort things out. You can't just stand here... 77 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,960 Feeling sorry for myself? 78 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,960 But the thing is, Danny, I do. 79 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,160 I do feel sorry for myself. 80 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:28,960 My career's gone down the pan, and my husband's gone with the nanny. 81 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:32,960 You have to sort yourself out. Make up your mind about what's important. 82 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:36,320 What does that mean, make up your mind? 83 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:40,960 Have they been whispering in your ear, Danny? 84 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,960 What have they promised you? 85 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:49,960 Well, if they've shown you a lifeboat maybe you should get on it. 86 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,960 Right, then. 87 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,960 Right, maybe I'll do that. 88 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,960 If you don't value loyalty, then maybe they're right. 89 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:02,960 Go to Sedley, Danny, and help the party... 90 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,960 if you want to show loyalty. 91 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:22,960 Hi, there. I'm Ashika Chandiramani, I'm the Conservative... 92 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,800 Another unhappy Labour voter. 93 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,960 You know the council have approved the mosque? Mm-hm. 94 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,960 Talk of two Labour councillors resigning to join the BNP, 95 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,960 which would be... Terrible! 96 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,160 Of course, but, in a way, that would not be obviously 97 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,480 completely negative to us. 98 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,960 Think of your ideal husband. What? 99 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,960 Woman Today magazine want to do a feature. 100 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,800 George Clooney or Johnny Depp? Hunk or geek? Older man or younger buck? 101 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,960 Oh, for God's sake. It's free publicity. 102 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,480 Just hurl a few adjectives around and don't forget "honesty", 103 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,960 which is the key ingredient to all successful relationships, 104 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,960 although I'd settle for Pete not farting against my leg in bed. 105 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,960 How long you gonna sulk for? Just out of interest. 106 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,800 I'm not sulking. 107 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:21,960 It's cos they're actually tripping over your lower lip in the corridor. 108 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,960 Look... There's nothing to say. 109 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,960 I'm sorry. 110 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,960 For everything, Danny. 111 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,640 You're still going for this job, though? 112 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,960 I'm going to discuss it with Adrian tonight. 113 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,640 Discuss it? What, like the discussion you had 114 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,960 with Scott after Jo's birthday party? 115 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:01,000 Danny... Doesn't matter! It doesn't matter. 116 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,960 Greetings, comrade. 117 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,320 What are you doing here, Sovs? 118 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,960 I am here right up until the nail-biting climax. 119 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,960 Embedded in Longton South. That's the plan, anyway. 120 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,960 I hope your hotel's better than mine. 121 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,960 You can play with my mini-bar. I'm seeing somebody, Sophie. 122 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,960 You're funny. What? 123 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,640 "I'm seeing somebody, Sophie!" Well, I am. 124 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,960 Well, no offence, Scott, 125 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,960 but I wasn't planning on having a priest there waiting to marry us! 126 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,160 Now listen, come and fool around, 127 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,960 don't come and fool around, it's all the same to me. 128 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:43,960 What do you make of this mosque business? 129 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,960 I wish they'd waited until after the by-election. 130 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,960 The BNP's eating into your traditional vote. 131 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,960 The smart money's moving to Ms Chandiramani. 132 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:55,000 Ah, then it isn't so smart! Look, no offence, Sovs... I'm gone. 133 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,800 After the by-election, these go to the press. 134 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:15,960 After the by-election? It'd damage the party if we did it before. 135 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,960 I'm sorry, but she would make fantastic collateral damage. 136 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,960 It's Northcote I want to finish. 137 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,960 A victory for her is a defeat for us. 138 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,960 Surely you can see that. 139 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,960 It's true, we'd have little to celebrate if she wins. 140 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:36,000 You'd have to throw the noose wide before you begin to tighten it. 141 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,960 Don't worry. 142 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,000 I know all the tongue-waggers in this party very well. 143 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,960 By Monday, the pot'll be warming nicely. 144 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:50,960 Neither, prefer Benicio del Toro. 145 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:51,960 What? 146 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:56,960 No, I'm not going to answer that. Because it's vulgar. 147 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,960 Sorry? G-Wiz or Maserati? 148 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:02,960 Well, I suppose I have to say G-Wiz, really, don't I? 149 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:08,960 Honesty. As in politics, it's a rare commodity but truly invaluable. 150 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,960 No, thank you very much. Goodbye. ..Ugh! 151 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,960 Can you believe! 152 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,960 Yes. OK. You've got to be prepared for the Labour Party 153 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,960 turning up the heat on you. 154 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,960 They know we've started to edge ahead and they're rattled 155 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,960 by the BNP. The last week could get very nasty. 156 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,480 SHE HUMS 157 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,960 LAUGHTER 158 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,960 Hold that thought. We'll discuss this over dinner. 159 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,960 I'll catch you up. 160 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,320 Oh, hi. 161 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,960 You got my e-mail? You fucking wanker. 162 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,000 Something the matter? 163 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,960 "I think it's only fair you should know... " 164 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,160 Could have mentioned that last night, maybe? 165 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,960 But last night wasn't about work... was it? 166 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,960 Like I said, 167 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,960 I enjoyed last night. 168 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:19,960 We should do it again. 169 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,960 Find someone who thinks limping to three minutes is a result. 170 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:33,960 Gloria noticed the way we were at the disco. 171 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,960 Did she say anything? Asked quite pointedly 172 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,640 how well I'd known you before. She's like your mum, Gloria! 173 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,480 She'd make a really good mum. 174 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,960 If you had your mates over for tea, she'd make sure 175 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,960 they were really good cakes. Might do to be careful. 176 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,960 Gloria also thinks you might go nuclear in the last week. 177 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,960 Maybe even play the race card to get the BNP vote back. 178 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:58,960 She has such a high opinion of us(!) Sullivan wouldn't do it anyway. 179 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,960 How do you know? He cares about stuff. 180 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,000 Oh, yeah? Like what? 181 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,960 Like what happens to finches with little beaks in drought years. 182 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:12,960 Ah, yes, the little finches. 183 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,160 If we're ever really gonna push the nuclear button, I'll warn you first. 184 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,960 And vice versa. We wouldn't, though. 185 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,480 Don't need to. 186 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,960 It's too late for you now, anyway. 187 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,960 Oh, no... 188 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,960 Kirsty? Yeah. Have you read the newspaper? 189 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,000 Iain's dished the dirt on Jo. 190 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,960 She's not answering her mobile. 191 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,320 I'm at her house now, but there's no answer. 192 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,960 I'm not sulking! This is more important! 193 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,960 All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 194 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,960 Very good. OK. Bye-bye. 195 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,960 You think we should call the police or break in, or something? 196 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,960 No, of course not. This is such... 197 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:27,960 I don't know how people can be bothered. Move on, loser! 198 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,960 Listen, I know it's your parachute jump today, so you just go. 199 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,000 I'll call the police if I haven't heard by this evening. 200 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,960 No, I couldn't leave you with this. I'll be OK. 201 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,640 No way! Jo might be in trouble. 202 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,320 Why don't you want to go? What's happened with your job discussions? 203 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,960 They gave it to somebody else. 204 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,960 Oh. 205 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,960 Yes. 206 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,960 Yes, what? 207 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,320 You know what. 208 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,960 The answer to the big thought bubble over your head. 209 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,960 Go ahead and laugh! I don't want to laugh. 210 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,960 Go ahead and laugh at me. Played by a player. 211 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,960 You're really stupid sometimes, aren't you? 212 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,160 I'm sorry. You said that before. 213 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:18,960 I AM sorry, though. And that's weird, cos I'm not usually. 214 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,960 But I am. 215 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,480 There are people who should feel much more ashamed than you. 216 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,960 Don't be too hard on him. 217 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,960 PHONE RINGS 218 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,960 Jo... 219 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,320 Where are you? 220 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,960 DOOR OPENS 221 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,960 My fearless researcher... Wanna drink? 222 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,480 So... 223 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,960 Still think I should talk to Iain? No. 224 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,960 We'll go and get some food. I'm not hungry. 225 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,960 Well, you will be once some food passes your lips. 226 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,960 You can't just stay here getting pissed, you know that. 227 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,320 I'm not going home. 228 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:18,960 That "cares more about her career than her child" stuff... 229 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,960 Bastard! 230 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:24,960 He might have had a point. I've always put my career first. 231 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,960 Didn't seem like it yesterday. 232 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,640 Do you always have to have an answer for everything, Danny? 233 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,960 You have to ask? When I started out, 234 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:37,160 I used to laugh at women who moaned about combining baby and career. 235 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:41,960 Lightweights - stop giving men ammunition not to promote you. 236 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,160 Now look at me. 237 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,960 Goes much deeper. I think the first big mistake was thinking women 238 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:49,960 could be trusted with the vote. 239 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,960 So how's Scott going on up north? 240 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,960 You going up there this week, Danny? 241 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,960 Yeah. About time. 242 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,960 Apart from anything else, your brother'll be missing you. 243 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,960 Sure. 244 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,960 Weren't you meant to be doing a parachute jump today? Yeah... 245 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,960 I...I just... Wind direction was all wrong. 246 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,960 Route one - straight into the blades of parked helicopters. 247 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,960 Kirsty would have been soup on the runway! 248 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,960 Yes... So... what are you guys up to tonight? 249 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,960 Danny... 250 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,960 we're not watching The Battle Of Chile, Part two. 251 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,800 It's one of the best documentaries ever made. 252 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,960 It's Saturday night. 253 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,960 Can't we watch Strictly Come Dancing? 254 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,960 OK, what about Cry Freedom? 255 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:55,320 It's not my place to comment on Jo Porter's domestic problems. 256 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,480 As long as they don't interfere with her capacity to do the job, 257 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,960 then they're none of my business. 258 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,960 But you will be calling for her resignation? 259 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,640 Yes, but on the grounds of her disastrous record in office, 260 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,960 not because of her personal life. 261 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,960 The Opposition debate this week will be their High Noon. 262 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,960 They've chosen the topic to put her in the spotlight, 263 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,960 and they think they can finish her. You think they can? 264 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960 I have to get ready to go to Sedley. 265 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,960 Make sure she doesn't hit the bottle while I'm away. 266 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,960 My ratings have risen. That's down to you. 267 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,320 Virtues have to be there to bring them out. 268 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,960 She's ahead, though. You can tell. 269 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,960 People are voting on national issues. 270 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,160 Nothing more we can do. But she doesn't have clear water. 271 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,160 KNOCK AT THE DOOR 272 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,960 Thank you. 273 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,960 What's that? 274 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,960 "You might find this helps lift the spirits." 275 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,960 Probably somebody's idea of inspirational music. 276 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,960 That's funny. 277 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,960 What is? 278 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,640 Rumour on Village Vermin. 279 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,000 Incoming scandal. 280 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,320 Oh, getting outed these days is a guarantee of instant promotion. 281 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:19,960 Except it's a straight politician and a mystery younger woman. 282 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,960 Any word as to who it's about? 283 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,960 Some speculation it might be Conrad Spelling and a Spectator journalist. 284 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,320 Right. 285 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,320 PHONE RINGING 286 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,960 Is Ashika about? 287 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,960 Not at the moment. Where is she? 288 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,480 I beg your pardon? 289 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:34,480 Never mind. We were meeting to discuss a joint approach to the BNP. 290 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,960 She never mentioned it. That's not my problem. 291 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,960 I don't know what your problem is! Take it somewhere else! 292 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,960 Yeah. 293 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,960 Sorry to be abrupt. 294 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,960 Would you like me to ask her to give you a call? 295 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960 No. 296 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,960 It's not like I'm an alcoholic. 297 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,960 Just, you know, there are periods when you... 298 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,960 when one drinks a bit more than normal. 299 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,960 I guess Danny would say 300 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,960 those are exactly the periods when one should drink... 301 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,960 ..a bit less than normal. 302 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,960 Yes, I expect Danny would. 303 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:24,960 You two are thick as thieves, though. Ever thought...? 304 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,960 No! Why not? 305 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,960 I couldn't. Why not? He's not unattractive... 306 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,960 ..in a flopsy-bunny kind of a way. I think he'd be up for it. 307 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,640 You really think(?) 308 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,960 You could just do it as a treat for him. 309 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,960 Then we could never be friends again. You think he'd want that? 310 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,960 More to the point, would you? 311 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,960 I haven't got enough friends to throw any away. 312 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,960 You might be reluctant to take advice from someone 313 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,960 with my track record on relationships, Kirsty, 314 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,960 but having sex and liking the person you're having sex with 315 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,800 aren't absolutely incompatible. 316 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,320 KNOCK AT THE DOOR 317 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,960 About time. Why didn't you answer any of my messages? Been busy. 318 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,960 Every pair of hands needed right now, Danny. 319 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,960 Yeah, that's why I'm here. You OK? 320 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,800 Why shouldn't I be? 321 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,960 I dunno, you tell me. 322 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,480 I'm going to go to the party offices now. 323 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,960 Look, wait a minute. 324 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,960 Come and look at this a sec, Dan. 325 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,960 What shall I do, Danny? 326 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,960 Release them to the press. Serves her right, the hypocrite, 327 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,960 banging on about honesty. You've got to. 328 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,960 I can't. Why not? 329 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,800 Because I can't. We promised. 330 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,960 You promised what? 331 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,800 Oh, no! 332 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,960 Oh, no! You're not. You're shagging the Tory candidate? 333 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,960 Scott, even by your pathetic standards... 334 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,320 It's not pathetic. 335 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,960 Well, it's a pretty big fucking conflict of interest! 336 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,960 I think releasing these pictures would be cheap. 337 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,960 Anyway, it's not conclusive, is it? Not conclusive? 338 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,960 They're all over each other. Where's your loyalty? 339 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,960 I am being loyal. 340 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,320 I'm not going to blow her out of the water because I'm upset... 341 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,960 She is the Tory candidate! 342 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,960 What is the matter with you? It's on a knife-edge here. 343 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,960 It's not like you won't move on to some other bird tomorrow. I won't. 344 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,960 Promise me you won't say anything about this. 345 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,960 DANNY SIGHS 346 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:52,960 Danny? 347 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,960 All right. 348 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,160 BUZZING 349 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,640 I'm going for a shower. 350 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,480 Hiya. 351 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,800 Had a couple of phone calls from journalists. 352 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,960 What about? Nothing specific. 353 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,960 They were just fishing. 354 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,960 So? 355 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,960 They seemed to think there was a fish to be had. 356 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,960 Is there anything I should know about? 357 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,320 Ashika? 358 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,960 No. Nothing. I really don't know what it's about. 359 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,480 The chatrooms are alive. 360 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,960 No names yet? 361 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,960 So many being thrown about, the hotel suites are all empty. 362 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,960 Yes, I can imagine. 363 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,960 Smart money is moving away from Conrad Spelling, 364 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,960 but most are still guessing it's the girl from the Spectator. 365 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,960 We need the Labour campaign to release the pictures. 366 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,960 Rumours are one thing, but they're useless without evidence. 367 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,640 What possible reason could they have not to do so? 368 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,480 You have to make sure that it's known 369 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,960 that it was the Labour campaign in Longton South that did it. 370 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,960 Don't worry. 371 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,960 It's all in hand. 372 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,320 Heard from Danny? 373 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,960 He said he'll be back before the debate. 374 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,960 Did you know that James Northcote's 375 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,960 doing some journalist from the Spectator? 376 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,960 That's what they're saying, anyway. 377 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,960 Well, well, well. 378 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,960 'My name's been mentioned on an internet site. 379 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,960 'I'm going home to talk to Caroline.' You OK? 380 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,960 Well, I'm worried. There's talk of incriminating photos. 381 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,640 Have you heard anything? 382 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,960 No, but some journalists have been snooping around. 383 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,000 'They can't have anything or they would have said.' 384 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,960 There's nothing about you. 385 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,960 They're saying it's Emily Jones from the Spectator. 386 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,960 Listen, if anything breaks, 387 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,960 you say the absolute minimum without directly lying. 388 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,960 Straight out the politician's handbook. 389 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:16,960 Concentrate on your campaign, Ashika, it's all you can do. Yup. 390 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,960 There's been frantic campaigning by all parties 391 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,960 in what is a very tight by-election here, 392 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,000 one of the tightest we've seen in recent times. 393 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,960 For the Labour Party to lose here, a traditional safe seat, 394 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,960 that would represent a huge blow, and for the Conservatives... 395 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,960 Nerves jangling? 396 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,960 Do I look nervous? No, you look grumpy. 397 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960 Shall I get us some more coffee? 398 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,640 What's the Tory candidate doing in your headquarters? 399 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,960 Hi, Ashika. 400 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,960 Could we have a word in private? 401 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,960 Sure. 402 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,800 You didn't answer my calls. 403 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:08,960 I was really worried. 404 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,960 Been chaos around here. 405 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,000 Still, I thought you might... I mean, I hoped... 406 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,000 Is something wrong? No, everything's fine. 407 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,960 You seem funny. Strange. 408 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,960 Just want this all to be over, really. 409 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,960 Can you come tonight? 410 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,960 Not such a good idea. Too risky. 411 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,960 OK. 412 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,000 Not long till it's over, I guess. 413 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,960 What's she doing here? 414 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,960 Who? 415 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,960 Sophie Montgomery. She's a mate. 416 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,960 Yes. I forgot that you two were mates. 417 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,320 I'll be getting back, then. OK. 418 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,960 Am I glad to see a friendly face! 419 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,800 What is going on? You tell me. 420 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:22,960 Got any cigarettes? 421 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,480 You don't smoke. 422 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,960 Usually. 423 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,960 SHE SPLUTTERS 424 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,960 They're vile! 425 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:37,800 Better with alcohol. Oh, disgusting. I'd forgotten. 426 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,960 You're just not a smoker, sweetheart. Be glad. 427 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,960 How's James? Worried. 428 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,960 Nobody's mentioned you, though. 429 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,960 Get through the next 24 hours and you're in the clear. 430 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,800 Step outside with me for a moment, Danny. 431 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,960 Tell me you haven't! I have! 432 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,160 Where to? The Gazette. 433 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:03,960 Why? Because I'm not letting Dad's constituency go to a Tory. 434 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,960 Because it's James Northcote. 435 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:11,960 You promised me. Yeah, I promised you. 436 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,320 But you made it really easy for me to cross my fingers. 437 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,960 I have no idea what you are talking about. 438 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,960 Well, then, think. Think, Scott. 439 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,480 What did you last lie to me about? 440 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,000 What did you promise me hadn't happened? 441 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,320 It was nothing. 442 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,960 It was not nothing. 443 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,960 It's not like she was your girlfriend, or anything. 444 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,960 That's not the point. Well, what is the point? 445 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,960 What is the fucking point, Danny? 446 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,960 It's not like we're fighting for who has first go 447 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,000 on the fucking swings! 448 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,960 Kirsty's a grown woman 449 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,960 who had her own say in the matter! 450 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,000 It meant nothing! 451 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,960 The more you say it meant nothing, the worse it is! 452 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,960 Can't you see that? 453 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,800 All I know is, I've always regretted it. 454 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,960 You just don't get it, do you? 455 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,640 You complete fucking wanker. 456 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,960 I'm sorry I hurt you. 457 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,960 Yeah, well, now I've hurt you back. 458 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,960 Pfff! 459 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,960 You're a... 460 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:28,960 KNOCKING 461 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,960 PERSISTENT KNOCKING 462 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,960 Who is it? Gloria. 463 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,960 Morning. Good morning. 464 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,960 What's up? We haven't got a meeting. 465 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,960 Get dressed. 466 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,960 What's the matter? It's out. You and James Northcote. 467 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,960 It's in the Gazette and they're promising the pictures tomorrow. 468 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,960 It'll be on TV today and all the internet sites. 469 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,960 Journalists are already arriving at HQ, so I think you should go 470 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,960 to my house. Pete's got the car outside. 471 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,960 BEEPING 472 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,960 Hi. Hi, I'm with Gloria, can I call you back? 473 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,960 You've heard. Yeah, I'll call you back. 474 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,320 How? The press have got hold of some pictures. 475 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:25,960 Pictures? What pictures? Where did they get them from? 476 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,960 We'll find that out tomorrow when they print them. 477 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,960 You should get dressed. 478 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,960 Look, I asked you, and you said nothing. 479 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,960 As far as I was aware... They've got photos! 480 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,960 Of what? How can I answer about photos I've never seen? 481 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,960 But you have had an affair? You brought him here, after all. 482 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,960 Yes, but it was over by then. Oh, Ashika! 483 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:52,960 Oh...we've worked so hard, so bloody hard! I'm sorry. 484 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,160 We've come from nowhere... and then you blow it. And for what? 485 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,960 For a bloody office affair? 486 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,960 I'm not... 487 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,960 We're going to HQ. 488 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,960 I'm not hiding from anyone. 489 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,960 Hey... 490 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,960 OK... OK, but you go in there and you say nothing, you hear me? 491 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,960 You let ME deal with the onslaught. 492 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,960 "The important thing in a marriage is honesty." 493 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,320 Why do they do it? Why do they give these hostages to fortune? 494 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,960 The timing, the timing, Scott! I know, it couldn't be better. 495 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,960 Now, that's what I call properly negative, well done. 496 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,960 Properly... 497 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,160 We ignore it, don't make anything of it. 498 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,960 No need. Damage is done. 499 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,640 In time-honoured fashion, I'll say her private life's her own business. 500 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,960 HUBBUB 501 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,960 Thank you. Excuse us, please. Excuse us... 502 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,960 Thank you. 503 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,960 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen... 504 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,960 You OK? Yeah, great. 505 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,320 I'd love to know where they got these so-called photos from. 506 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,960 Well, I've spoken to a few people this morning. 507 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,960 Word in the party is they came from here. 508 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,960 From here? 509 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,960 Sullivan's campaign received them anonymously 510 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,320 and passed them on to the press. 511 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,960 He said... 512 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,960 He promised. What? 513 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,960 How could he do that? 514 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,960 I'm sorry, you're not really making much sense. 515 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,960 What have you got to say about these photographs? 516 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,960 I'm going to keep this brief. 517 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,640 I haven't seen these photos, so I cannot comment. 518 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,960 Are you having an affair with James Northcote? 519 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,960 No. Have you ever... 520 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,960 That's all I have to say. Have you spoken to James since? 521 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,960 There is no truth in the rumours 522 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,960 that I'm having an affair with James Northcote, 523 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,960 and any photos that suggest otherwise are either faked 524 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,960 or do not tell the real story. Thank you. 525 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,960 Well, there you have it. Ms Chandiramani flatly denies 526 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,960 allegations of an extramarital affair 527 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,960 in spite of a local newspaper claiming to have photos of them. 528 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,960 I'm going back to London. Good. 529 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,960 It was the right thing to do. 530 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,960 Whatever else... It wasn't the right thing to do. 531 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,960 I wanted to talk to her about it, 532 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,960 but now she'll think I released them... 533 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,960 They're Tories, Scott. 534 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,960 They're the enemy, their brains are diseased. 535 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,960 I hope they think the same about us, that's it. 536 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,960 She came to the flat after Jake died to see how I was coping. 537 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,960 Yeah, that was nice of her. 538 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,960 She probably is nice, but I still don't want her winning this seat 539 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,480 and voting to cut health spending. 540 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,960 No, that's our job now. 541 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,640 Danny. 542 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,000 About Kirsty, maybe I fucked up, but I'm not why you're not with her. 543 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,960 I did warn you. 544 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,960 Yes, you did. I always find it fortunate 545 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,800 that all my vices can be purchased in Selfridges food hall. 546 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,960 Almost all, George. You won't find a Colombian death squad 547 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,960 in with the specialist cheeses. 548 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,960 And round and round we go on this absurd carousel. 549 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,960 It was you. I'm sorry? 550 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,960 And one of your friends from the security services. 551 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,960 Where they got the pictures. 552 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,960 You think I'd sabotage my party's interests for personal vengeance? 553 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,960 Don't be ridiculous. 554 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,640 One, you have no loyalty whatsoever to this current party leadership, 555 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,960 and two, I would never underestimate the petit bourgeois mind-set. 556 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,800 ANNOUNCER: And further Westminster news for today, the Tories 557 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,800 have put Jo Porter on the spot in today's opposition debate. 558 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,960 But with the rumours about James Northcote, 559 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,960 it looks like being a battle for survival 560 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,960 between two wounded animals. 561 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,960 "Dear Douglas, following our conversation, 562 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,960 "I agree that it would be better for Jo Porter to resign. 563 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,800 "Her inability to brief against her colleagues 564 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,960 "even when they were slagging her off..." 565 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,960 Rhetoric. They should let me write your speeches. 566 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,960 "..has to be added to her lamentable failure to attend 567 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:06,960 "her own son's birthday party in order to take part in a key debate. 568 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,960 "Most embarrassing has been voting, 569 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,960 "along with many people who should have known better, 570 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,960 "including yourself, for an illegal war 571 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,960 "that her better instincts told her was indefensible." 572 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,000 Yeah, well, that bit's true. 573 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,960 Whole lot of you should resign for that. They'll kill you. 574 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,000 I don't care. 575 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,960 Danny, what do you want? 576 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,800 Out of your career in politics, where do you want to go? 577 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,960 I want to carry on doing what I love doing, 578 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,320 which is working for somebody I really admire. 579 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,960 I DO value your loyalty... 580 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,960 more than anything. 581 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,960 I don't need my head patting. 582 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,960 Danny, if I want to pat your head, that's exactly what I'll do. 583 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960 Order! Order! 584 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,960 'They say a week's a long time in politics...' 585 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,960 LAUGHTER 586 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,000 ..but was it really only a few days ago that my Right Honourable Friend 587 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,960 was speculating, with his trademark charm, 588 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,960 on my ability to carry out my duties adequately? 589 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,960 Well, of course, I shall return the courtesy. 590 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,960 MOCKING LAUGHTER 591 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,160 So... on to policy. 592 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,960 Tory policies... 593 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,960 Yeah, nice timing, Jo. Give him the smile now. 594 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,960 Perhaps my Right Honourable Friend could come up with something, 595 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,960 because I'm really struggling to help him out here. 596 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,960 Hear! Hear! 597 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,960 A policy! Think of it as... a fig-leaf 598 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,960 to cover his embarrassment... 599 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,960 JEERS AND APPLAUSE 600 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,960 ..if it makes it any easier. 601 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,960 Back in business. 602 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,960 The closest by-election for many years comes to a close today. 603 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,960 The Labour candidate has had to struggle with his party's 604 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,960 current national malaise and the storm over the building of a mosque. 605 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,960 Meanwhile, the Conservative candidate 606 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,640 who's made such huge inroads into the Labour vote 607 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,160 has been hit by the publication of photographs 608 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,640 showing her in an intimate embrace with a shadow minister. 609 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,960 Both have strongly denied the photos are evidence of an affair. 610 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:32,960 The results will be shown 611 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,960 in a BBC TWO election special later tonight, 612 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,960 and the only thing I can be certain of, 613 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,800 is that if I were the betting type, 614 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,960 I'd be completely at a loss to know where to put my stake. 615 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,960 Back to the studio. 616 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,640 Fuck a Tory this week, Scott? 617 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,800 Did you? 618 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,320 That's why you did it? 619 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,960 Revenge? 620 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,320 At least now I know how tawdry your values really are. 621 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,800 If you knew a single thing about my values, 622 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,960 you'd know it wasn't me who leaked those photos. 623 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,960 That's why you changed, 624 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:23,000 went all distant. Took up again with your blonde slag fuck-buddy? 625 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,960 It wasn't me. Then who was it? 626 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,160 And why? 627 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,960 We know the photos came here. 628 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,960 Well, come on, I'd love to hear this one. 629 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,960 A little finch carry them away, did it? 630 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,320 Here's a tricky question for you, Ashika. 631 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,000 The meeting with the party hierarchy, 632 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,960 did it go on after midnight in a private flat? 633 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,160 I had to say that. Why? 634 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,960 Because! 635 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,960 It was complicated. 636 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,000 Nothing to do with you. Nothing to do with me? 637 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,960 You came back from being with him 638 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,960 and hopped straight into bed with me the next morning. 639 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,640 Is that doing things properly? 640 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,960 Stay away from me, because if you don't believe me, 641 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,640 then we're done here. What, like you believe me? 642 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,000 You gave the photos to the Gazette, 643 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,960 and you didn't even warn me like you promised. 644 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,960 Could we have a quick word? 645 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,160 I'm busy. Who are you? 646 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,960 I work with Ashika. 647 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,960 Well, worked... Dunno. 648 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,960 This will decide whether I still do, I guess. 649 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,960 What do you want? 650 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,960 Strange that somebody of her quality 651 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,960 could fall in love with such a rude arsehole. At least James had charm. 652 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,960 Do you want a punch, mate? Cos I'm right in the mood. 653 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,960 What do you mean, fall in love with? 654 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,960 He asked her to marry him that night, and she said no 655 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,960 because she wanted to be with you. 656 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,960 They weren't together. 657 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,960 I don't like you very much, but I thought you should know 658 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,960 what you've thrown away to win an election. 659 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:01,960 I do hereby give notice 660 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:06,320 that the number of votes recorded for each candidate... 661 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,160 Turn the telly on, then. 662 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,160 Ah! Where's the bloody remote?! 663 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,960 For God's sakes, Danny! 664 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:21,960 Andrews, Martin... 8,953 votes... 665 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,960 Ouch! BNP keep their deposit. Shhh! 666 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,960 ..6,362 votes. 667 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,960 Chandiramani, Ashika... 668 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,960 21,663 votes. 669 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,960 What does it mean? What does it mean? 670 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,800 Wait, wait, I'm thinking! 671 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,960 Jesus, it's fucking close, erm... couple of hundred... 672 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,960 ..217 votes. 673 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,960 The Tories have won. 674 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,800 No, no, no, wait, wait! 675 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,000 21,813 votes. 676 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,960 CHEERING 677 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,960 Yes! 678 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,000 And I do hereby declare 679 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,960 that the said Graham Sullivan is the duly elected Member of Parliament 680 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,960 for the Longton South constituency. 681 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,960 PHONE RINGS 682 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,960 Hi. 683 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,960 Please don't cry. 684 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,960 'Please don't. It... breaks my heart. 685 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:47,960 'Caroline, you know how I feel. 686 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,960 'Look, I'll do anything you want, if you want me to stay in a hotel... 687 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,800 'OK, I'll come back. How are the kids?' 688 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,640 Are you sure? 689 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,960 I'm not such a big one for celebrations, Graham. 690 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,960 Plus I'd like to sleep in my own bed. 691 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,960 Get back in, I'll call you tomorrow. 692 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,960 Thank you, Scott. 693 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,960 Turned out your beak wasn't so small after all, eh? 694 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,960 Remember what I said. Half a millimetre's sometimes 695 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,960 all there is in the struggle for survival. 696 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,960 Those photos probably lost her just the amount we needed. 697 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,800 It's a brilliant result, Ash. 698 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,960 You know, this is a Labour heartland, 699 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,960 they're not safe anywhere now. 700 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,960 All the news reports are saying what a good campaign you fought 701 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,960 and what a breakthrough it is. 702 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,480 I got a nice message from the party leader. 703 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,960 Well, there you are, then. 704 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,960 The photos cost me the seat. 705 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,960 Oh, you don't know... 706 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,960 that way madness lies. 707 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,960 Don't dwell on it now, 708 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,960 there's plenty of time to think about it later. 709 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,960 Stay here tonight, Matt. 710 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,960 Don't go away. 711 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,480 Oh, please let them take photos of me leaving your room in the morning. 712 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,960 So what happens next? 713 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,960 You decided what to do now? 714 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,960 I'm going to sleep forever. 715 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,960 Hm! 716 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,960 Why didn't you stay for the victory party? 717 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,960 Didn't feel like it. 718 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,480 How come you're not in bed? 719 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,960 I couldn't sleep. 720 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,960 Have you spoken to her? 721 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,960 Not sure she'll ever speak to me again. 722 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,960 What? 723 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,960 Imagine trying to explain to her what really happened and why. 724 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,640 Do you want me to move out? 725 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,960 Do you wanna move out? 726 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,960 No. Well, then! 727 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,960 It's late, Danny, we should try and get a couple of hours at least. 728 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,960 Yeah... Back to work tomorrow. 729 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,960 Are we OK? 730 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,640 We're always OK, Danny. 731 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,960 # Your face is like the sun 732 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,960 # Sinking into the ocean... 733 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,960 # Your face is like watching flowers 734 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:09,960 # Growing in fast motion... 735 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:16,960 # All your kisses I've swallowed 736 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,800 # Brightened mornings And hollows... # 737 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,960 BEEPING 738 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:37,960 # Sunshine... 739 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,960 # My sunshine... # 740 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,160 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 741 00:46:44,210 --> 00:46:48,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56988

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