All language subtitles for Party Animals s01e02.eng

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,960 How was lunch with the lobbyist yesterday? 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,960 Who? Scott Foster, of course. 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,960 And do you get on, with your brother, I mean? 4 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,960 He's just the family geek, you know. 5 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,160 SHE LAUGHS 6 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,960 The thing is, I need to spend more time en famille. 7 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,960 Because saying it in French makes it less annoying? 8 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:16,960 You know what Stephen's up to, don't you? 9 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,960 Yep. Don't want it to cause any friction between us. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,480 I don't think it will. 11 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,640 You will both play an active role with Portman Bright. 12 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,000 But they want Scott to manage the account. 13 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,960 Revel in your victory, mate. 14 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,640 This is what it's all about. 15 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:31,960 Come on, Wendy, I'll take you... 16 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,320 Don't call me that, you fucking calculating prick. 17 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,960 TYRES SCREECH, WOMAN SCREAMS 18 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:58,960 Scott? 19 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,960 What time is it? 20 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,960 Late. 21 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:04,960 Early. Go back to sleep. 22 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,960 Funny dreams. 23 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:14,480 Count yourself lucky. 24 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,960 Go back to sleep, Danny. 25 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,960 SCREAMS ECHO 26 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,800 This street should be bustling with the activity 27 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,960 of actors and film crews 28 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:56,000 filming Lily Garnie's controversial novel, "The Dishonoured". 29 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,160 But as you can see, filming has been brought to a halt. 30 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,960 The shoot was stopped by local residents. 31 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,480 They claim the novel is offensive and insulting. 32 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,800 That's because it portrays a relationship 33 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,160 between a Hindu man and a Muslim woman. 34 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,960 It's kicking off in Jo's constituency. 35 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,960 ..a sex scene between the central characters, 36 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,960 which takes place in a mosque. 37 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:22,960 It's fiction, and the sex scene was in the grounds of a mosque. 38 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,960 Lily Garnie, the British-born writer... 39 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,000 You sleep any better? 40 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,960 ..two years ago, when "The Dishonoured" was first published. 41 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,960 She's so far refused to comment on the controversial scene 42 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,960 in which two people have sex in a mosque. 43 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,800 I've got six documents on urban regeneration funds 44 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,960 and European social policy, if you wanna read 'em. 45 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,960 And why the fuck would I wanna do that? 46 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,960 Even I've snoozed off under their influence. 47 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,960 You all right? 48 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,960 Don't know. 49 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,960 I'm gonna see Stephen. 50 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,480 Talk about the funeral, sort out some time off. 51 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,960 OK. 52 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,000 Kirsty! 53 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Oh, hi, Danny. You see the news this morning? 54 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,960 I never watch news in the morning. 55 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,960 Right. Well, it can be useful for getting, you know, 56 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,800 a handle on the day's political stories. 57 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,640 Lots of people shouting and interrupting each other. 58 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,960 The music. 59 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,960 There's a big kerfuffle over this book, "The Dishonoured." 60 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,960 That's crap. 61 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,000 Oh, you've read it? Not really. 62 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,960 Not really? 63 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,960 Well, just when it comes to reading a book, 64 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,960 you kind of either have or haven't. 65 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:32,960 Someone gave it to me. 66 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,960 The title annoys me. 67 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,960 Why? THE something. 68 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,800 Self-important, you know? 69 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,960 THE Dishonoured. 70 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,960 People write for a plan, but not a book. 71 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,960 Plus, it's like, what, a million pages long? 72 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,960 Think I'd better read it. You are welcome to my copy. 73 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,960 Oh, great. 74 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,960 Erm... 75 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,160 Do you want to go out for a drink on Friday? 76 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,960 Sorry? A drink. 77 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,960 Then you could bring the book. 78 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,960 I can bring it into work tomorrow. 79 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,960 Yeah, of course. 80 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:02,960 Of course. 81 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,480 That doesn't stop us still going out for a drink on Friday. 82 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,960 So you're up for that, then? Sure yeah, a drink would be nice. 83 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,960 But the weekend feels like miles away, though. 84 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,960 Yeah, it does. 85 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,960 Hello. 86 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:25,960 The photo shoot for MPs running the marathon has been changed to 11. 87 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,960 Right, still on St Stephen's Green? 88 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:28,960 As far as I know. 89 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,960 Can I speak to Howard Manning, please? 90 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,960 No, it's OK, I'll call back later. 91 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,960 Did you get any training in over the weekend? 92 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,640 Uh, no, no, not really, no. 93 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,000 Probably for the best. Anything running around the countryside's 94 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,960 pretty much asking to be chased, cornered and torn to pieces. 95 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,960 No, I was catching up on the work backlog, actually. 96 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,960 Oh, I hope it didn't interfere too much with your time en famille. 97 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,960 No, it did give me time to catch up on a few matters, though. 98 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,960 Oh, well, that's good. How was your weekend? 99 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,960 I saw a man killed by a car. 100 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,960 That's terrible. 101 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,320 Yeah, it was. 102 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,640 Don't forget the meeting with the BMA's at midday, 103 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,960 so you'll have to leave the photo shoot if it overruns. 104 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,640 Yes, I intend to make a statement 105 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,960 when I have a statement that I'm happy with. 106 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,960 This is a constituency matter, and I will respond as... 107 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,960 Yes, I understand that. 108 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,160 This bloody book! 109 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,960 Have you read it? 110 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,960 You're joking? 111 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,960 Still, none of the protesters have either, 112 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,480 so we're hardly at a disadvantage. 113 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,960 You're gonna make a statement? 114 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,320 Yeah, that's great. 115 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,960 Yeah. 116 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,960 Yeah, what? 117 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,960 It's OK. 118 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,320 What's your least favourite food, Danny? 119 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,320 Dried fruit, why? 120 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,960 Statement or sultana? 121 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:14,960 It's just, right, 122 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,320 erm, "writers have a duty to take into account 123 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,960 "the offence their words give." 124 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,960 It sounds like you think the protesters... 125 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:21,960 It recognises that offence has been given. 126 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,960 It implies the author of the book 127 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,960 and the film crew are at fault for the disturbances. 128 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,960 I can see why the communities are sick of being stereotyped 129 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,640 in the way that book does. Except, by your own admission, 130 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,480 you haven't read the book because you don't like 131 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,960 the use of the definite article in the title, and it's too long. 132 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,960 Good. 133 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,960 Well. 134 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,960 That's excellent. 135 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,960 Remind me to consult you two Solomons again 136 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,640 next time I want a second opinion. 137 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,960 I think your statement is fine. 138 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,960 DOOR CLOSES 139 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,960 It's heather honey. 140 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,960 Homemade from the farm. 141 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,960 Well, I'm glad you don't think I can be fobbed off with expensive dresses 142 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,640 and designer jewellery. 143 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,960 I really missed you. 144 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,960 I got your text. 145 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,960 My only means of communication, I'm afraid. 146 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,000 Thanks for the honey. 147 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:30,960 A bee can only produce honey as good as the flower it feeds upon. 148 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,800 It's not really working as a metaphor, is it? 149 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,960 Not unless you wanted it to sound that sleazy. 150 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,800 I want to see you tonight. 151 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,960 James. 152 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,480 We can just talk. Oh, sure. 153 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,960 DOOR OPENS 154 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,960 Good, we'll go through those figures later. 155 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,960 How much time off? 156 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,960 Roughly. Just until after the funeral. 157 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:57,960 I haven't been sleeping. 158 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,960 Scott, you gotta take all the time that you need. 159 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,960 OK. Thanks a lot. 160 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,960 We'll send a bouquet from the firm. 161 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,640 Yeah. 162 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,960 Please extend my deep condolences 163 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,960 and apologies for not attending personally. 164 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:10,960 I will. 165 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,960 I'm sure between us here, we can manage Portman Bright? 166 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,960 The first days with a new client do tend to define the relationship. 167 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,160 I mean, I'll have my mobile. 168 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,960 And the faithful BlackBerry, I'm sure. 169 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,160 Yeah. 170 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,320 I'll pick up any emails, answer any that are really urgent. 171 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,960 Great. 172 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,960 Well, you get off now, we'll manage things here. 173 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,960 PHONE RINGS 174 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,320 Well, that was quick. 175 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,960 Jake's mum, 176 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,960 wants me to sort his room out. 177 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,960 Hi, Mary. 178 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,960 Yes. 179 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,960 OK, I'll sort that tomorrow. 180 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,960 Bye. 181 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,960 Oh, hello, can I speak to Scott Foster, please? 182 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,960 No, it's not, it's a personal call. 183 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,960 Oh, OK, do you know how long for? 184 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,960 OK, thanks. 185 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:34,960 LAUGHTER. 186 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,960 What do you think Maggie would make of the new breed 187 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,960 of Tories like James Northcote and Conrad Spelling? 188 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,160 I'll tell you the great thing about Lady Margaret. 189 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,960 She didn't care where you'd been to school. 190 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,800 People like myself. 191 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,960 Dinner lady mum, grew up on a council estate, 192 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,960 no qualifications to speak of. 193 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,960 We were able to break through because of her. 194 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,960 But those days are long gone. 195 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:55,960 You don't have power any more. 196 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,960 Don't be so sure, Sophie. 197 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,960 The silver spoon softies don't have it all their own way. 198 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,960 Are you talking about Labour or the current Conservative leadership? 199 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,000 HE CHUCKLES 200 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,960 You must draw your own conclusions. 201 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,320 PHONE RINGS Hello? 202 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,960 So I just had lunch with George Morgan, 203 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,960 who is busy demonstrating his commitment to party unity. 204 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,960 How comfortable are you with the label, "silver spoon softie"? 205 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,960 He said what? 206 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,960 Just checking press dates for this week. 207 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,960 James has got the dizzy heights of Radio Solent 208 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,960 and Radio West Midlands tomorrow. 209 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,960 And Mrs N is also on the radio this week, 210 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,960 talking about her new hobby 211 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,960 on some late night arts programme nobody listens to. 212 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,640 Bungee jumping? Close. Beekeeping. 213 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,960 OK. 214 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:47,960 Total fucking moron. 215 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,480 That idiot goes around like '97 never happened. 216 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,960 What's up? 217 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,960 George, mouthing off again. 218 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,480 Gone too far this time, though. 219 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:56,960 What's he said? 220 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,480 I'll tell you later. Where the hell's the file with the figures? 221 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,000 Thank you. Gotta go and talk to the leader's office 222 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,960 before the BMA meeting. 223 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:04,960 You OK, Ashika? 224 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,960 Fine. We'll speak later. 225 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,960 You get the room sorted out? 226 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,960 No. 227 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,960 Got to get it done before the funeral. 228 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,960 Yeah, don't worry, you'll be off the sofa soon. 229 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,960 I never meant that. I'll help if you want. 230 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:37,960 Gonna do it on my own. 231 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,960 So, that girl. 232 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,960 What girl? 233 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:53,320 The one you were with the night Jake, erm... 234 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,800 What about her? What was that all about? 235 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,960 Just having a drink. 236 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,960 She's a Tory. So? 237 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,960 What does that mean? "So." 238 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,960 It means I couldn't give a shit, Danny. 239 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:04,960 You couldn't give a shit? 240 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,480 70 people died in Iraq today, Danny. 241 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,960 I think the line between good and bad 242 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,960 has become a tiny bit blurred, don't you think? 243 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,960 No, I don't think. And don't try and pretend 244 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,960 it's your principles rather than your cock talking at you. 245 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,480 At least I can remember what mine sounds like. 246 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,960 So can most of London. 247 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,960 THEY CHUCKLE 248 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:25,960 LAUGHTER 249 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,960 Silver spoon softies. 250 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,960 James is right to be angry. 251 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,960 Well, yeah, it's such a ridiculous phrase. 252 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,960 Why, it might stick if the tabloids run with it. 253 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,960 Look, there's some space over there 254 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960 next to Richard Gracewell and his little crowd. 255 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,320 I don't think we can talk about it in front of George's people. 256 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,960 Well, good, cos I don't wanna talk about work anyway. 257 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,960 Oh, tell me about your new flat. 258 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,960 Uh, well, it's in Clapton. 259 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,960 Mm-hm. You can't have everything. 260 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,960 Tell me about it! 261 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,960 Gay Tory in Clapton, it's very now. 262 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,800 LOUD LAUGHTER 263 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,640 So when do you move in? 264 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:06,640 What do you want, Richard? Ashika, settle a bet for us. 265 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,800 What? 266 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,960 Yeah, we were wondering what you studied at university, and where. 267 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,960 Political sciences at Leeds. 268 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,960 Oh, right. 269 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,320 No, no, the consensus was that you must've studied law. 270 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,960 SNIGGERING 271 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,960 Why must I? 272 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,160 OK. 273 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,800 Lighten up, love. 274 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,960 Don't get all Shami Chakrabarti on us. 275 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,960 Why don't you say what you mean, Marcus? 276 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,960 No, go on, say it, say the words. 277 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,960 Pushy Paki lawyer, right? 278 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,320 We were only messing around. We're all on the same side, right? 279 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,000 Of course, of course. We'll get the drinks in. 280 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,960 What are you having, Matt? Ginger beer? 281 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,320 LAUGHTER 282 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,960 OK, let's go. 283 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,640 We're not flouncing out, it's just that pissed people tend to think 284 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,320 they're being a lot funnier than they actually are. 285 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,960 Yeah, well, you might be very now. 286 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,960 Different story when we've won the election, eh? 287 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:57,960 Mm-hm. 288 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,960 You would though, wouldn't you? 289 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,480 What did you say? 290 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,960 Go on, say that again. 291 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,960 What would you? 292 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,000 I think your mistake lies in thinking 293 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 you might have some say in the matter. 294 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,960 Racist. And homophobic. 295 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,960 Practically a hate crime. 296 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,960 Still, it'll prepare me for living in Clapton, 297 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,960 which isn't exactly Old Compton Street 298 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,960 when it comes to welcoming gay men. 299 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:34,960 Much better. 300 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,640 You can walk around feeling persecuted - 301 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,960 park, strangers, lots of furtive sex. 302 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,960 Well, you should know all about that. 303 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,960 Oh, come on, I'm only joking... 304 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,480 Sorry. 305 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,800 White man. How did you know? 306 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,960 We'll look at those figures later. 307 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,960 Well, that's embarrassing. 308 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,960 I won't tell anybody. 309 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,960 I can't even tell him you know, he'd go crazy. 310 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,640 When did it start? 311 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,960 Last conference in Blackpool. The one... The party? 312 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,960 You left without me! 313 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,640 We were supposed to share a cab. I was looking everywhere for you. 314 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,800 I know, all right, all right, I'm sorry. 315 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,960 You know he'll never leave his wife. 316 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,960 I don't want him to. 317 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,960 What do you want then? 318 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,960 Want me to look into my crystal ball? 319 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,000 Not really. 320 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,960 GLASSES CLINK, LAUGHTER 321 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,000 They want Scott... Scott manage it. 322 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,960 SINGING 323 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960 SCREAMING 324 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,640 HE PANTS 325 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960 Enjoy! 326 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,640 I'll try not to read it in the bath. 327 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,960 You can keep it. 328 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,960 Yeah, but it's from a, uh... 329 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,960 ..friend. 330 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,960 It's signed and everything. 331 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,960 Is it? 332 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,960 Oh, well. 333 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960 PHONE RINGS 334 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,960 Hey, Mary. 335 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,960 Yeah, everything should be ready by then. 336 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,960 Who's coming to collect it? 337 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,800 Oh, OK, fine. 338 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,320 I'll look forward to seeing you. 339 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,960 PHONE RINGS 340 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,480 Fuck off, just fuck off. 341 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,960 DOOR BUZZES Fuck's sake. 342 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,960 Hello. 343 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,960 How did you know where I lived? 344 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,960 You told me, we're practically neighbours. 345 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,800 I called your work and they said you were off, so I thought I'd... 346 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,960 Come in. 347 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,960 SHE CHUCKLES 348 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,960 Nice touch. My brother is an idiot. 349 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,960 You like Girls Aloud? 350 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,960 Not even in an ironic way. 351 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,960 Girls Aloud and Steve Earle. 352 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:44,960 There's no pinning me down. 353 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,960 This you and your idiot brother? 354 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:57,960 Yeah, and... my dad before he died. 355 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,960 You're not coping too well, are you? 356 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,960 I've gotta clear his room out. 357 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,960 My boss keeps phoning. 358 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,960 And every time I close my eyes, I can see it. 359 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,960 It's got so terrifying, I'm scared to go to bed. 360 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,960 Well, don't worry about your boss. 361 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,960 Just stay on top of your work and that'll keep you sane. 362 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,960 Wanna go and shave and I'll make some coffee. 363 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,960 Freedom of speech does not include the right to insult 364 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,960 and offend an entire community. 365 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,960 Oh no, because you should decide 366 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,160 where freedom of speech starts and ends, of course. 367 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:01,960 I'd like to ask the MP for the area to say something on the subject. 368 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,960 There is a deafening silence coming 369 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,960 from those who should be offering leadership. 370 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,960 EMAIL PINGS Oh look, 371 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,960 another email demanding Jo make a speech 372 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,960 condemning the book and urging the film company 373 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,960 to reconsider its decision to shoot in her constituency. 374 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,960 The mob goes online. 375 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,000 The problem is the mob votes for Jo in large numbers. 376 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,960 But even so, this is about self-appointed vigilantes 377 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,960 and Jo shouldn't be pandering to them. 378 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,640 What should Jo be doing instead? 379 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:34,960 If it were me, I would be defending the people who have broken no law 380 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,960 and who have the right to freedom of speech. 381 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,960 You mean ignore the wishes of my constituents? 382 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,160 Community alliance? 383 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,960 Well, it's just a vehicle for Hussain's political ambition. 384 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,960 He's using people's anger. 385 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,960 Doesn't mean the anger isn't genuine. 386 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,480 You haven't made a statement though. 387 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:56,960 I'll do this in my own way and in my own time. 388 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,960 That OK with you, Mr Moral Conscience? 389 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,960 Of course. 390 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,480 Excellent. 391 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,800 Thanks, you're right. 392 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,960 That feels a lot better. 393 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,800 Insomnia's horrible. 394 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,960 So what keeps you awake at night? 395 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,640 Well, you know, the usual suspects. 396 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,960 Bank, bills, family, love life, work. 397 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,960 What's wrong with your love life? 398 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,960 Mainly work, really. 399 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,960 Getting something really badly wrong. 400 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,960 You don't seem the type for that. 401 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,960 Come and work for us, we know how to look after you properly. 402 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,960 No offence, Scott, but I couldn't be a lobbyist. 403 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,480 No, I wanna stay in politics, 404 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,960 maybe get a winnable constituency sometime. 405 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,960 I am in politics. Access is what it's all about these days. 406 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,960 There's only so many expense account lunches you can get excited about. 407 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,960 Yeah, the least of my worries. 408 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,960 I mean, it's weird, isn't it? 409 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,160 How can you think anything matters after that? 410 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,960 Why? Well, it could happen to any of us, at anytime. 411 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,960 Your life reduced to a pile of boxes. I mean, that's strange. 412 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,320 I don't wanna sound callous, 413 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,960 but a bottle of tequila and a gram of coke 414 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,000 in the bloodstream do kind of lessen the mystery. 415 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,960 That's the kind of thing he would have laughed at. 416 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,320 Sorting out his room might be the best way 417 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,960 of dealing with your insomnia. 418 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,960 PHONE RINGS 419 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,160 Sorry, I've gotta take that. 420 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,640 Sally, hi. 421 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,800 Bill, how's Seattle? Is it raining? 422 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,960 What? 423 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,960 Well, I wasn't aware of that. 424 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,000 No, absolutely, absolutely. I... 425 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,960 Meet with the Chancellor? Erm... 426 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,960 He's pretty busy around this time of year. 427 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,960 What with the budget and all that? 428 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,800 I don't get it. 429 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,960 You're not really that bothered about the community, are you? 430 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,960 About insults to different cultures. 431 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,960 So what is this about? 432 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,960 About Jo and her interests, of course. 433 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,960 She shouldn't get involved in this battle. 434 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,960 Thing is, Kirsty, there are times when politics 435 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,960 isn't about fudging the issue. 436 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,960 I mean, sometimes it's about doing the right thing. 437 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,960 Chris, you can be fucking patronising sometimes. 438 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,000 Sorry? 439 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,960 Patronising and stubborn. 440 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,640 Yeah. Well, at least I'm not shallow 441 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,960 and immoral and I don't give presents away. 442 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,960 Carry on. 443 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,640 Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... Yes, you did. 444 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,000 Didn't realise you had such a low opinion of me. 445 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,960 I don't. 446 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,960 I'm just disappointed that you're being so hierarchical 447 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,960 and competitive about this. 448 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,960 MUSIC BLARES 449 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,960 Not this time. 450 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,960 Can I call you straight back? 451 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,960 I wondered where you'd got to. 452 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,960 Oh, had a meeting. OK, good news. 453 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,960 Leader's office has given us permission to hit back at George. 454 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,960 How? Well, let's start by finding out 455 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,960 if Mr University of Life is telling the truth about his own background. 456 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,000 Have you gone back to work? What makes you think that? 457 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,960 I just thought you were waiting till after the funeral. 458 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,960 You sure you want to? Got to, mate. 459 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,960 Can't stay around here moping. 460 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,960 Stay on top of your work and you stay sane. 461 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,960 OK. What are you doing tonight? 462 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:45,960 Staying in, you? 463 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,960 The Dishonoured. Page? 464 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,960 146. 465 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,000 What page is the sex in the mosque scene? 466 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,960 Grounds of a mosque, and I haven't got there yet. 467 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,000 You can move your stuff into Jake's room if you like. 468 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,320 I don't know. 469 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,480 Jake's gone, he's not coming back. 470 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,960 His shit's all over the living room, it's starting to get on my nerves. 471 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,320 But this was only meant to be temporary. 472 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,960 I've had an offer of a box room. 473 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,960 From who? From Barry Thompson. 474 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,960 Fine, go and move into his box room then. 475 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,960 Well, I can stay if you want. I couldn't give a toss, mate, 476 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:20,960 whatever you wanna do. 477 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,960 The room is very small. Exactly what I'm saying. 478 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,960 You want me to pay rent? Not that permanent. 479 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,960 Just move your trainers off the windowsill, Danny. 480 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,960 I mean it, they're a fucking eyesore. 481 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,960 All right, keep your hair on. 482 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,960 We've trawled back through all of George's speeches 483 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,960 and pulled out every reference to his past. 484 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,640 Claim one, he was brought up in a Bromley council estate. 485 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,960 Near a Bromley council estate would have been more accurate. 486 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,960 Lived in a nice little semi for most of his childhood. 487 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,960 Claim two, Mum was a dinner lady. 488 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,960 Not strictly true either. 489 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,960 Mum worked in the education department, 490 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,960 coordinating school meals. 491 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,960 And claim three, unlike the gay wind-powered toffs 492 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,960 who currently run the Conservative Party, he didn't go to Eton. 493 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,960 Which is true enough, but he did have a private tutor 494 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,960 for a couple of years. 495 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,960 OK, well done. 496 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,960 Leak it to Sophie Montgomery. 497 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,960 This stuff about Eton and silver spoons 498 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,480 is getting more and more currency. 499 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,800 I think it's time for George to see how soft we really are. 500 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,960 Ah... Mm, I am shattered. 501 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,960 Sam was up most of last night as well, teething. 502 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,960 Lots of journalists calling, wanting your views on The Dishonoured. 503 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,960 And you think I should stand up for someone who thinks she can 504 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,960 write about sex in a mosque and then just count the royalties? 505 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,960 In the grounds of a mosque, it wasn't actually in... 506 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,960 Danny, fast forward a couple of years, 507 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,320 and I duly declare that Ahmed Hussain 508 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,960 has been elected for Newham West. 509 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,960 Do you wanna hear those words? Of course not. 510 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,960 You won't tackle Hussain going head to head 511 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,960 in a confrontation over this one. 512 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,960 He'll win. Yeah, OK, just... 513 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:00,960 OK. 514 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,960 Have you ever thought that George might have a point? 515 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,000 Attacking his colleagues and doing the opposition's job for them? 516 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,960 OK, he went too far. 517 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,960 But don't you think that underneath it all, 518 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,960 he knows that James looks down on him? 519 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,960 For what? Well, for his class, of course. 520 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,160 Well, I've never felt that James looks down on me. 521 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,960 Ah, but you have qualities that George doesn't, lovely. 522 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,960 You and James are terribly close. 523 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,640 You ever been tempted, you know? 524 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,960 Oh, right, yeah, I can trust you if I tell you something. 525 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,960 All right, all right. SHE CHUCKLES 526 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,960 But the answer to your question is no. 527 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,960 How come? How come? 528 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,960 They're not my type, I guess. 529 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,960 What is your type? 530 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,480 Well, I prefer them not to be married for a start. 531 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,000 What's your type? 532 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,960 Oh, it depends if we're talking husband or lover. 533 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,960 Husband would of course be my wonderful fiance Hugo. 534 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,320 Last seen chasing around Basra in a chieftain tank. 535 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,960 And for a lover? 536 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,960 I don't know, he'd have to be a bit of an untrustworthy scamp 537 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,960 and understand exactly why God gave him a tongue. 538 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,960 In an ideal world, they'd be one and the same, right? 539 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,960 An ideal world would be terribly boring. 540 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,960 I would also be out of a job. 541 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,960 Anyway, listen, I've got to get going. 542 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,960 Thanks for this stuff. 543 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,960 I know some people who'll have great fun with it. 544 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,960 You got a lunch meeting? Yeah, I'm meeting that lobbyist. 545 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,960 Which lobbyist? 546 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:34,960 Scott Foster? Oh. 547 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,960 What, again? 548 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,960 Yeah, he has a very big biotech client 549 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,960 and they're talking about 550 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,960 stopping their donations to Labour and switching to us. 551 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,160 I'll take it for you. What? 552 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,640 George has invited me for lunch at the Beefsteak. 553 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,960 I have a nasty feeling he's gonna offer a tactical olive branch. 554 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,960 Well, that's maybe a good thing, no? 555 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,960 Well, for him, yeah, launches an attack 556 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,960 and then demands a ceasefire before we hit back. 557 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,960 I need to stay out of his way until the story runs. 558 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,960 You spoken to Sophie? Yeah, that's all sorted. 559 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,960 Good. Where are you meeting this lobbyist? 560 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,960 The Forum, I'll just let him know. No, let's surprise him. 561 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,800 Mr Foster, I presume? 562 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,960 Yeah, I thought that... 563 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,480 Well, given that I rudely didn't shout last time, 564 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,960 I thought we should meet in person. 565 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,960 Right. You almost look disappointed. 566 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,640 No, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, 567 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,960 but your chief of staff is a little easier on the eye. 568 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:35,960 Really? 569 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,960 Well, the party in waiting usually has the most attractive staff. 570 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,960 She's very bright. You wanna be careful, 571 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,960 plenty of companies would love to headhunt her. 572 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,960 I think she knows where the future lies. 573 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,960 Well, it has to be the John Dory, don't you think? 574 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,960 Tensions are rising in Newham West as the British National Party 575 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,960 announces its intention to hold a countermarch 576 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,640 in defence of freedom of speech. 577 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,960 You going on that, Danny? 578 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,320 It is outrageous. 579 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,960 I'm only kidding. 580 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,960 ..showing a love story between a Muslim woman and a Hindu man. 581 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,960 Just what we need. 582 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,960 See, what I don't understand is why 583 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,960 the film company doesn't just back down. 584 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,960 There's gonna be violence, no film's worth that. 585 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,960 You might be right. 586 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,800 Meanwhile, Lily Garnie, author of The Dishonoured, 587 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,960 has denounced the BNP intervention as provocative and called for calm. 588 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,960 But she's also defended her right to artistic expression. 589 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,960 Really simple, right? 590 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,960 Is her artistic freedom worth more 591 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,960 than the rights of Jo's constituents? 592 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,960 Except there is no right not to be offended. 593 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:31,960 PHONE RINGS 594 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,960 Yes? 595 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,960 It's a journalist from the Gazette. 596 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,960 Tell them I will be releasing my statement tomorrow afternoon 597 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,960 after my meeting with Ahmed Hussain. 598 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,960 What? That shyster's coming here? 599 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,960 He has a right to be heard. 600 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,960 Yes, shame he doesn't extend that right to others! 601 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,960 Danny, I think you have a journalist on the line. 602 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,960 Hello, Michael. 603 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,960 Yeah, yeah, Jo will be releasing her statement tomorrow afternoon. 604 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:03,960 James? 605 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,960 Lunch with the lobbyist. 606 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,960 Oh yes, yes, he did say. 607 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,960 You wanna leave a message? No, no, no, it's not important. 608 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,960 James wasn't lying about his lunch. Probably. 609 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,960 Not gonna be a happy bunny when the story breaks. 610 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,960 Well, that was excellent. 611 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,960 And I'd be happy to have lunch with Bill Greening. 612 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,960 Our legislative agenda on biotechnology 613 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,960 is pretty much a blank page. Well, that is a shame, 614 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,960 with all your other policies being so well fleshed out. 615 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,960 Perhaps we should take a leap out of the government's book 616 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,320 and set up a task force. 617 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,960 Please, please, you got me bang to rights. No more task forces. 618 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,960 Yeah, excuse me. 619 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,960 The people's lobbyist. 620 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,960 And the journalist to the ruling classes. 621 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,960 Do your new Labour clients know 622 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,960 that you're expense accounting Tory MPs? 623 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,960 Certainly hope so, I might get their attention. 624 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,960 What are you up to next week? 625 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,960 What did you have in mind? 626 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,960 Game of Connect Four, what do you think? 627 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,960 I don't know, I'll check the diary, see if it's Fuck a Tory week. 628 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,960 Joke. 629 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,640 Hello, Sophie. 630 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,960 Hey, James. 631 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,960 Had your hair done? Looks lovely. 632 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,960 Mm. This gentleman could learn from your exquisite manners. 633 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:22,960 Well, the elephant in the room 634 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,960 is that he's not really one of us, Sophie. 635 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,960 Anyway, I have an impatient editor to return to. 636 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,960 Nice to see you, James. And you. 637 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,160 Scott. I'll call you. 638 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,960 Whatever. 639 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,960 "Is George Morgan the Mr Bounderby of British politics?" 640 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,480 THEY INHALE 641 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,960 "Likes to claim he was brought up in t'shoebox eating coal." 642 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,960 That's gotta hurt. 643 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,960 PHONE RINGS Ashika Chandirimani. 644 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,960 OK. Right. 645 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,960 What's it about? 646 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,800 All right. 647 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,960 George wants to see me. 648 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,960 You think... I don't know. 649 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,640 I mean, if it all kicks off, James better protect you, eh? 650 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,960 I don't know. 651 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,960 What are you gonna do? 652 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,960 Have you seen this? 653 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,960 Yeah. 654 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,960 It is partly true, although I did live on the estate 655 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,960 for the first couple of years of my life. 656 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,160 That doesn't matter, though. 657 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:18,320 I do care, however, about my mum being dragged into things. 658 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,960 It's nothing. It's just chatter. 659 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,960 I mean, I thought the tone was more humorous than malicious. 660 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,960 She did bring me up on her own. 661 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,320 And she made huge sacrifices for me. 662 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,160 Yeah, I'm sure. 663 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,960 My dad, nowhere to be seen. 664 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,640 He walked out when I was just a kid. 665 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,960 My mum had been a dinner lady, but she was promoted. 666 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,960 She'll be upset. 667 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,960 But, you know, you say things 668 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,960 and they acquire a truth because they're a little bit true. 669 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,960 But maybe I have used her for political gain, 670 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,960 and that's not right. 671 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,960 Somebody will pay for this. 672 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,800 Do you know... The trouble with being me, Ashika, 673 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,960 is that there's a bloody long list of suspects to round up. 674 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,960 Anyway, that's not for you to worry about. 675 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,960 I've asked you to come and see me 676 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,960 because I gather there was an incident in a pub the other night. 677 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,320 An incident? 678 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,960 Someone who was present tells me that Richard Bracewell, 679 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,960 my chief of staff, made comments towards you 680 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,960 which might be considered racialist. 681 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,960 Oh. 682 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,960 Well, no, no, that was more banter, really. 683 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,960 I won't have it. 684 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,960 I have taken into account Richard's drunkenness 685 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,640 and the fact that I know he doesn't really have a problem with... 686 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,960 all that. 687 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,960 He had a girlfriend once from Tahiti, I think. 688 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:47,960 Pretty girl. 689 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,960 Anyway, he'll be writing you a formal letter of apology. 690 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,960 I just wanted you to know that. 691 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,960 That's really not necessary. Yes, it is. 692 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,480 And you skulked down there thinking that he was... 693 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,960 James, it's not funny. 694 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,960 No, no, of course not. 695 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:06,960 He's really upset. 696 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,960 What, George? Right, you've never heard 697 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,960 his collection of after-dinner jokes? 698 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,960 Still, he was mortified about his mother and it felt dirty. 699 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,960 Politics sometimes is. 700 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,960 And if he had called me down there because he knew we'd leaked it, 701 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:19,960 would you have protected me... 702 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,960 There's no way he could prove a thing. 703 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,800 That's not what I asked you. 704 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,960 You know, recently you've been quite difficult. 705 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,000 Well then, why don't you try placating me 706 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,640 with a jar of homemade honey made by your wife? 707 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,960 What? You heard me. 708 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,960 She didn't make it. James, you're lying. 709 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,960 No, I'm not, but I think it'd be better if people 710 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,960 didn't hear raised voices. We'll talk about this later. 711 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,960 No, we'll talk about... Later. 712 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:58,960 Mr Hussain. 713 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,800 I'm sorry to have made you wait. Had to take that phone call. 714 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,960 Is it Ms or Mrs Porter? 715 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,960 I prefer Jo. 716 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,960 Well then, you must call me Ahmed. Very good. 717 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,960 Tea? Coffee? 718 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,960 We may even run to a biscuit. 719 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960 Tea would be lovely. 720 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,960 Good, good. 721 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,960 Kirsty? 722 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,960 Thought we'd be meeting you in the Home Office. 723 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,960 This is a constituency matter. 724 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,960 Besides, it's much more relaxed over here. 725 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,960 Now, how are we gonna sort this mess out? 726 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,960 You must make a statement. 727 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,960 I certainly intend to. 728 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,960 Oh, Ashika, you saw George, right? 729 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,960 Yeah. He told you I'd be writing an apology? 730 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,960 I said there was no need. 731 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,960 Oh, don't worry, I'll write it, it's no problem. 732 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,960 Just remember one thing though, you put one foot out of step, 733 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,960 I find the tiniest speck of dirt on you, 734 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,320 and I'll fuck you over, you jumped up little bitch. 735 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,640 So, I'll be making a statement this afternoon, 736 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,960 I'm glad you agree on the content. 737 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,960 I think you should also ask the film company 738 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:06,960 to reconsider their decision. 739 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,960 I'll certainly do that. 740 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,960 Shall we wait on that until after the dialogue meeting tonight? 741 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,960 That meeting will accomplish nothing. 742 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,000 Oh, let's not be pessimistic. TEXT ALERT 743 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,960 I must just hope it passes off without any violence. 744 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,960 Oh, that'll have to wait. 745 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,960 I've made my views on that very clear. 746 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,320 Yes, you have. 747 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,960 I'm sorry, I must cut this short. Is Sylvia Brown downstairs yet? 748 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,000 I have a meeting with a woman whose daughter was killed 749 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,960 in the latest Egyptian hotel bombings. 750 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:39,960 She has great faith, but it's been sorely tested recently. 751 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,960 Well, thank you for your... 752 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,960 She should blame this government, not her God. 753 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,960 I rather think she blames the terrorists who blew up her daughter. 754 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,960 As a result of your foreign policy. 755 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,960 Well, that's... 756 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,960 Well, luckily that topic's a bit bigger than you and me. 757 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,960 Start debating foreign policy and we'll be here all morning. 758 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,960 Now, if you'll excuse... 759 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,960 You bring it on yourselves, you know that. I don't agree. 760 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,000 But as I say, my only concern right now 761 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,960 is ensuring that tonight's meeting passes off peacefully. 762 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,960 Well, I wouldn't count on that either. You wouldn't? 763 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,640 Oh, well. 764 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,960 Let them all come. 765 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,960 Film crew, author. 766 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,960 They'll find out tonight just how welcome they are. 767 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,960 You think there will be violence? 768 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,960 I guarantee it. 769 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,960 I shall pass on that threat to the borough's police commander. 770 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:26,960 That wasn't a threat. 771 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,960 Sounded like one to me. 772 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,160 He might want to cancel the meeting 773 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,960 if he thinks your threat has credibility. 774 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,640 OK, we're done here. 775 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,480 You minuted all of that, right, Kirsty? 776 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,800 KNOCK ON DOOR Come. 777 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,960 James. 778 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,960 I came to see you because I'm concerned 779 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,960 that my office might be on your list of suspects for leaking that story. 780 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,960 The thought had crossed my mind. 781 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,960 I don't approve of personal attacks, 782 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,960 especially those which make reference to a fellow's background. 783 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,640 Are you delivering a message of some sort? 784 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,960 Not at all. I wanted you to know that I'm appearing 785 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,960 on a Newsnight discussion tonight. 786 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:17,960 The topic will undoubtedly come up, 787 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,960 and I intend to put this whole sorry saga to bed. 788 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,800 That's good. 789 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,960 Ashika told me that you intervened over some unpleasantness in a pub. 790 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,160 Yes, can't have that sort of thing. 791 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,960 Absolutely. I know how highly you think of her. 792 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,960 She's invaluable. Indeed. 793 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,960 Well, good luck with the Newsnight thing. 794 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,960 Kirsty Wark? Hope so. 795 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,960 Prefer her to Gavin Esler. 796 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,800 Do you think he has a bit of German in him, that name? 797 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,960 Gavin? 798 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,960 You think it was him? 799 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,480 Very probable. 800 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,960 What are you gonna do? Nothing. 801 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,960 His position on the board is protected 802 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,960 by powerful pieces for the time being. 803 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,960 It'll keep. 804 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,960 Hello, it's Ashika. 805 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,320 Yeah, remember me? 806 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,160 So how was the funeral? 807 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,960 Caught Jake's brother with a girl in the bogs doing a line together. 808 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,000 Well, that's probably something Jake would have laughed at as well. 809 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,960 Yeah. His mum was... 810 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,320 Anyway, here we are. 811 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,160 So what do you wanna do, 812 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,960 considering we've both had pretty stressful days? 813 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,800 Well, there are a few things that usually work for me. 814 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,800 I'm appalled that the meeting to seek a peaceful solution 815 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,960 has had to be cancelled this evening 816 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,160 by the police commander because of threats of violence 817 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,960 if it went ahead. 818 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,960 I'm grateful to the imam of the local mosque 819 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,800 who has joined me in condemning these threats. 820 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,320 What we need now is for the extremists, 821 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,960 and I include both Ahmed Hussain... 822 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,960 She was playing, wasn't she? 823 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,960 The last thing he wanted was for the meeting to be cancelled. 824 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,800 Check her diary. 825 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,960 The meeting that she told Hussain about wasn't today, 826 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,960 she just knew it would be the final straw that set him off. 827 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,960 ..no-one should ever be threatened 828 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,960 with violence for their ideas or their words. 829 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,480 What you wanted to hear? 830 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,960 Yes, it is. 831 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,960 I'll tell you, Mangal's is the best meat restaurant in London. 832 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,960 It's a secret, though, so don't go telling everybody. 833 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,960 Oh, I'm so full, I feel like I could bounce to the pub. 834 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,960 I'm gonna have to go to the gym tomorrow. 835 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:50,960 No, you don't need it. 836 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,960 More of the cheesy charm. 837 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,960 Your sincerity radar is terrible. 838 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,960 Then again, with your political party... 839 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,960 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 840 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,960 Police commander has just informed me that 841 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,960 The Dishonoured won't be shot in Newham any longer. 842 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,960 How come? 843 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,960 Insurance company got nervous about risk of injury to the cast. 844 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,960 They're doing it in Wales instead. 845 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,960 Night, both of you. 846 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,960 Night. OK, let's go. 847 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,480 Sorry? The pub. 848 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,960 Oh... Oh, yeah, you know what? 849 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,960 I'm pretty knackered. Yeah, me too. 850 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,960 Maybe a drink's what we both need, eh? 851 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,960 I think I might just go home, actually. 852 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,960 Oh, right, yeah, yeah, sure. 853 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,960 Maybe next week? 854 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,960 Yeah, let's see. 855 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,480 Friday again, or earlier? 856 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,960 We can sort it out next week, can't we? 857 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,640 Good night, Danny. 858 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,960 No way. Yes way! 859 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,960 Come on, New Statesman party. 860 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:03,960 Hey, John Pilger might even be there. 861 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,960 Is that a good thing? 862 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,960 OK, drink has been taken, yeah, 863 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,960 so I don't mind admitting that I find him quite sexy. 864 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,800 Oh, yeah. 865 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,960 He is! No, he has gravitas. 866 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,960 He's a stuck record, more like. Oh, come on, let's go. 867 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,960 Well, OK, OK, OK, OK. 868 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,960 You'll need a password for the account. 869 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,000 OK, what is it? Come here. 870 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,960 I'm not sure you should have said that. 871 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,960 Yeah, yeah. 872 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,960 One drink, half an hour. 873 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,480 One glimpse of John Pilger, and then we get a cab. 874 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,960 I'll go and get us a drink. 875 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,480 OK, I'll keep an eye out for John Pilger. 876 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,960 Hey, Ashika. Hey, Sophie! 877 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,960 You're a long way from home. 878 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,320 Yeah, I came with this lobbyist we're working with. 879 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,960 Yeah, I just saw him, Scott Foster, right? 880 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,960 Yeah, you wanna be careful of that one. 881 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:36,960 Careful? 882 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,960 He's trouble. 883 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:39,960 Just a couple of days ago, 884 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,960 he was boasting to me that it was Fuck a Tory week. 885 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:47,960 Still, from what I've heard, you don't go home empty-handed. 886 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,320 Excuse me. 887 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,320 MUSIC BLARES 888 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,000 I'm joined now by Caroline Northcote, 889 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,320 who is married to James Northcote, the MP for Swanage and Huntly. 890 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,160 Not only does she run a highly successful line 891 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,960 of children's clothing, 892 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,960 but she's singing the praises of organic honey. 893 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,960 Tell us something about beekeeping, Caroline. 894 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,960 Well, I'm very much a newcomer to it. 895 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,480 My husband is the apiarist and has always taken care of providing honey 896 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,960 for the breakfast table. 897 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,960 Shut up, you smug Tory cow. 898 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,960 Oh, no, they're everywhere tonight. 899 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,800 All of this nonsense about social backgrounds 900 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,960 is chaff dragged up by our enemies to hide their panic. 901 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,960 Unlike them, we are a united party 902 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,960 heading toward victory in the next election. 903 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,800 But you'd agree there's a perception... 904 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,960 PHONE RINGS ..that many of those 905 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,960 in the vanguard of reform in the Tory Party 906 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,960 come from backgrounds of considerable privilege. 907 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,960 Well, I think that used to be the case, 908 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,960 and that's the perception of an old Conservative Party. 909 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,960 I think that's no longer the case, certainly. 910 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,960 DOOR OPENS 911 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,960 What are those fucking trainers still doing on there? 912 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,320 Good evening, Scott. 913 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,160 How many times do I have to tell you, Danny? 914 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,160 Didn't go so well then with whoever she was. 915 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,960 Not in the mood, Danny, just get them off the windowsill. 916 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,960 Fucking hell, it's a pair of trainers, you moron, 917 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,960 not a dirty bomb. Look! 918 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,800 There you go! Happy now, Grandma? 919 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,960 So who won, you or Kirsty? Jo. 920 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,960 Oh, well. She's an operator. 921 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,960 You wanna get Kirsty back in her hutch, Danny. 922 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,960 She's only an intern, remember? 923 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:57,960 Thanks for the tip. 924 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,160 Wanna watch Grizzly Man? 925 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,960 Do you see them get eaten? 926 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,320 Nah, but there's a coroner's description of the attack, so... 927 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,960 Well, let's fast forward to that bit then. 928 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,960 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 929 00:48:16,010 --> 00:48:20,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 69814

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.