Original subtitles

That was a long day of crime fighting!

I'm just in time to get my Aunt May

a cake for her birthday party.

Or maybe not.

Could you please make up your mind!

I'm gonna be late. It's just a cake.

You folks are lucky it's not me up there.

Sometimes it takes me an hour to decide

which Spidey suit to put on and they're all identical!

You're right. Sorry, Buddy! Take your time.

Humor can help everyone relax

in a difficult situation.

That's something my friend Black Panther figured out

when we faced Super villain Ultron.

Pretty cool of you to sponsor

a Vibranium metal exhibit, Black Panther.

Thank you, Spider-Man.

Vibranium is the most useful metal in the world.

I'm hoping I'll be able to use it to up my Spidey Tech!

Sharing the secrets of Vibranium

could help people all over the world.

And as for tech, wait until I show you

the SS Yemandi, our fully automated cargo ship.

Ah, you mean the one stopping

right in the middle of the harbor?

It is not supposed to stop there.

Something is wrong!

What is wrong is I jammed its computers

with my Ultra Ray!

I'll be able to steal the Vibranium

and make an indestructible suit

before anyone can reach me!

Imagine the damage Ultron could do with Vibranium.

We must stop him.

Unfortunately, your ship is too far

to swim or web-sling to.

Unless...

Getting a ride from the police boat

was a great idea.

Look at the dangerous traffic jam

Ultron's causing!

Nothing worse than a smart bad guy.

Faster, please!

Watch out!

Better slow it down a bit, Captain

or we're gonna have a whale of a problem!

Ha ha ha ha!

Good idea. And love the sailor humor, Spidey.

I don't think we have time for joking right now.

It's hard for people to stay focused

when they're frightened.

A sense of humor can help them relax.

You should get one.

I have a great sense of humor.

Everyone in Wakanda says so.

Right. I'm pretty sure they have to say that.

Perhaps you are right.

OK, maybe a little humor could help us stop Ultron.

Now you're joking my language.

When I absorb the Vibranium

from this vehicle into my suit,

I will be the strongest most powerful villain ever!

Hey, Ultron! Knock-knock!

What?

No, no! Not "what", who.

You're supposed to say, "who's there?"

And then I say me. Black Panther.

No!

Good job shutting him down.

Bad guys. Just can't take a joke.

Hey! You are funny!

Humor can help everybody relax

and who doesn't like to laugh?

Oh, I know! Give me that one shaped like a hippopotamus.

And please write on it "Hippo Birthday, Aunt May!"

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