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- Keep 'em closed. No peeking!
- Okay, okay.
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Ta-da!
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Wow! You did all of this?
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Well, me and a
handful of bitchy decorators
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that Lena introduced me to.
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It's so pristine.
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You like it?
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Oh, my God! Are you kidding?
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Do you know how horny I get
for a clean, shiny surface?
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And this
farmhouse sink?
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No more washing baking trays
in the tub, am I right?
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And...
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I got you a little housewarming gift.
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You got coasters with
our faces on them?
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So we never stain in the
overpriced coffee table.
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I have never been
more in love with you
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than I am right now.
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Now, how about we open
up a bottle of wine,
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put glasses on
those sexy coasters,
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and have sex on every
inch of this place?
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No one's home!
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Ugh, damn it!
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Ugh, I swear to God,
I'm gonna kill...
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King Shark! What
are you doing here?
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Oh, you know me, girl.
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Just cultivating an
attitude of gratitude.
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On second thought, you know
what? Tell me tomorrow.
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Ives and I were just
about to get it on,
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and we've got about 30 seconds
before the river runs dry.
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Oh, speaking of, I have a date
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with a lady shark
friend, and...
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Hang on. Did you
come all the way
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to Metropolis just for a date?
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Wow. Must be a
serious piece of tail.
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No! I mean, yes, but, no!
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I actually moved here for
these little miracles.
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The property taxes are murder,
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but it's worth it
for the schools.
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They have a Dutch
Immersion program!
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Hey, hey,
little shit! Stop it.
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Can't stop myself!
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Oh, pretty soon, he'll be
able to say that in Dutch.
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What's Dutch for, "What the fuck, we
just spent a fortune on this place"?
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You have a tranquilizer
gun for that one, or what?
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I
know, he's a finful.
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Anyway, I'll be back to
pick 'em up later tonight.
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Whoa! We are not babysitting.
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Hey, it's not called babysitting
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when you're their godmothers.
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And since every nanny has quit
or filed a restraining order,
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you two are my last resort.
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Yeah, I can't promise they'll
be alive when you come back.
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More likely they'll kill
you before you kill them,
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unless they eat peanuts.
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If they have peanuts,
they will die.
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Are there nuts in this house?
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I mean, besides you
two, of course.
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Have fun now!
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Yeah, well, I'm gonna
give them lots of peanuts!
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No, you
won't, Auntie Harley!
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Oh, damn
it. What are we gonna do?
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Uh... I don't know
what you're gonna do,
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but I'm going to go meet
Lena at the university.
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What? You're leaving me
with these creatures?
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Hell, yeah, I am.
You're gonna do great.
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I love you. Bye.
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Girl, you are gonna
love the dean.
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You mean he's gonna love me?
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Oh, you are so bad.
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I can't wait till you two
smarties put your heads together.
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You are gonna transform the
Green Initiative project
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and turn Metropolis
into a paradise!
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Uh, what'd you say
his name was again?
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This is Doctor...
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Hi, Doctor Wood...
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Pamela?
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J... Jason.
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You two already know each other?
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I... I gotta go.
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I'll take care of this.
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Ivy, what the hell was that?
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Um, sometimes when I get
nervous, the vines...
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I don't give a shit
about the vines.
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I went out of my way to
arrange this meeting today.
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You can't just
storm off like that.
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You're right, and I'm sorry.
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I just... I can't
do this, so...
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Hey, look at me.
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Now, I don't know what happened
between you and Doctor Woodrue,
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but this is a big
opportunity, Ivy.
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So you need to shake this off
and get your act together.
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Uh, it's just that
Jason and I have, like,
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really complicated
history, and...
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It's like my
grandmother always said,
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you can't change the past...
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No, I know that, but...
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She also said you should smack
people who interrupt you!
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The point is, sweetie,
you need to move forward.
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You're a different person now.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Who wants to watch videos
on a cool new phone?
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This isn't a
phone. This is a coaster
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- with two old ladies on it.
- What?
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Hey, you
can't keep us in here!
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Dear God, I don't know
if you're listening,
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or even if I believe in you,
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or if you'd even
help me considering
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I once rubbed it
to Mother Teresa.
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But listen, I was wondering
if you could maybe
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give me a hand just this once.
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God?
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Aw, you flatter me.
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Anyway, I just finished
up with your other half,
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and I wanted to check in on you.
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Oh, I'm doing okay,
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you know, just babysitting
some delightful little sharks.
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Stop eating the
condo, you fuckers!
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I'm sorry. You know
how parenting can be.
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Actually, I don't, but it sounds
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like you have your hands full.
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Ooh, I have a great idea.
Bring them to the club.
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I'm on my way there now,
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and there's a kid's
birthday party there.
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It's fairy tale themed.
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Like, with castles
and fairy godmothers
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who give away presents?
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Jesus Christ!
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You're gonna get
splinters in your asshole.
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And not from the door!
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And a real life princess.
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Who!
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Well, you know, you
can always get Pippa.
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Princess Pippa? I love her!
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As they say in
merry old England...
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We'll
be there in a jippee.
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Yeah, they don't say that.
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And if they did, they certainly
wouldn't say it like that.
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See you soon.
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- Someone's toof fell off in my butt!
- Ugh.
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Now, what daring student
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wants to take a crack at
answering my question?
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Now, what daring student
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wants to take a crack at
answering my question?
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Pamela, any thoughts on
the structural differences
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between the plant
and human cell?
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Just that we're wasting our
time examining the differences.
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- Yeah.
- Ooh.
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I mean, what we should be
looking at are the similarities.
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Looking at mitochondria or
even the splicing of the RNA.
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I mean, it doesn't make sense
to look at the differences
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when they're more alike
than anything else.
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Pamela, please come see me.
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Do you have to be so impossible?
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I'm not impossible.
I'm just right.
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Hmm. What am I
gonna do with you?
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I mean, I have some ideas.
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Stop. Stop.
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Someone might see us.
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- So what?
- So what?
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I could lose my grant.
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I'm already on thin
ice with these guys.
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Oh, come on. Everyone knows
how brilliant you are.
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Yeah, right. All they see is a
guy who's been here for years
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and hasn't come up with
a single original idea.
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Well, I have one.
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And it involves me
waving you around third,
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right into fourth base.
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Not a
sports fan, are you?
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How about we go
someplace more private?
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I think the lab is empty.
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- Dr. Woodrue.
- You came back.
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Well, I figured if we
have to work together...
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Look, I know you must really
hate me after how things ended.
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Look... I admit I
was startled when I saw you.
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But like my grandmother
always says,
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there's nothing you
can do about the past.
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Really? Oh, my God.
This is such a relief.
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So how about we just start fresh
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and we focus on what's ahead?
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How about I take you on
a tour of the campus?
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Great. Let's start
with the lab.
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The lab?
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Aren't you full of surprises?
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Oh, you have no idea.
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Okay, guys, this is
one of those fancy ass,
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rich ass, stick up
your ass type places.
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So when we get inside, stay
quiet, don't fuck shit up.
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And most importantly,
don't bother me.
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Ah, this is incredible.
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Money really does buy happiness.
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Yeah, this is
Ivy. Why are you calling?
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Grow up and text me.
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Ives, you've got to
come to this place.
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It's called the
Vincent Edge Club.
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I came to dump the little sharks
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because God knows I'm not going
to a kid's birthday party.
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But this place is
fucking magical!
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They've got castles
and tiny ponies and...
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Holy shit,
it's Princess Pippa!
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Wait a minute, you're not Pippa.
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What the fuck did you
do with the real Pippa?
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Yeah, the fuck you do
with the real Pippa?
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You got a big mouth for
such a shitty little shrimp.
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Hey, I'm a shark,
not a shrimp, right?
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I thought I told you to go away.
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I don't want to. I want
to have fun with you.
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But don't you see, little one,
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what's fun for you
isn't very fun for me.
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So... what do you think?
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It's so beautiful, I
never want to leave.
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Thank you for inviting
me. Oh, my God.
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Oh, that's what friends are for.
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And what do you
think, little fella?
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Want to see my two penises?
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I'm so sorry, we normally
keep him in his fish tank.
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Oh, please. I can
give you a list
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of my favorite meds for kids.
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And if you take two, they're also for adults.
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Ugh, Humpty Dumpty just
fell off the wagon.
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I gotta go find a
new egg. Excuse me.
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Hey, Harley!
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Bane! What are you
guys doing here?
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Well, we live here now.
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The property taxes are murder,
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but it's worth it
for the schools.
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Let me guess, the Dutch
Immersion program?
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That's right.
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Goldi, say hello
to Harley in Dutch.
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Hallo!
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- Wow.
- Mmm-hmm. I know, right?
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So did you guys like
formally adopt her or...
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Well, you know
how it is in these
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"kids escape from a
fairytale book" situations.
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They are fictional, can't
take care of themselves,
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but the paperwork is easy.
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And before you know it,
you've adopted them,
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bought a house in Metropolis
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and are throwing them a fairy
tale themed birthday party.
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Oh, this is your birthday!
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Do you like my princess dress?
I think it's just right.
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Shaun!
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You ruined my dress!
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Can't stop myself.
Watch me run!
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He's a little hyper. He's
just gotta run it out.
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Oh, he's fine.
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It's nice to have
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a little youthful
energy here at the club.
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Ooh, Harley, you should join.
249
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,905
Honey, it's not like
she could just join.
250
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,740
Why the hell not?
What's wrong with me?
251
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,867
Nothing. It's just you
have to be approved
252
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,828
and they're very selective.
253
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,163
Which is why I want
in. I only want to be
254
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,165
in the kind of club that
wouldn't have me as a member.
255
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,251
And this place is perfect.
Who do I have to talk to?
256
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,671
Well, it's the
Vincent Edge Club.
257
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,756
So you'll have to
talk to Vincent.
258
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,633
How many times have I told you
259
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,844
not to leave scratch
marks on my tile?
260
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,055
Now get out of my club!
Sans walker! Give me that.
261
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,725
Oh, no. Oh! I'm all right.
262
00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:43,892
That guy?
263
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,394
Oh, no, I'm not.
264
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:48,732
Piece of cake. I'll have
him charmed in no time.
265
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,109
Wow, you did all of this?
266
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,862
Yeah, the Luthor grants
have been pretty generous.
267
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,780
I mean, they must
really believe in you.
268
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,993
I have not been in a
lab in a long time.
269
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,038
I hate that I have
to go so soon.
270
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:04,913
So don't.
271
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,540
Oh, it's already 20 after!
272
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,958
Maybe your watch is wrong.
273
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,376
This watch is never wrong.
274
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,170
So it's like me?
275
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,256
No, you're much prettier,
which says a lot
276
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:18,093
because this is a damn nice watch.
277
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,763
Mmm. Come on, I want
to show you something.
278
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,682
I haven't shown
this to anyone yet.
279
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,688
A plant?
280
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,315
You're not very observant
for a professor.
281
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,984
Hey, Frank, wake up.
282
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,527
Oh, shit.
283
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,655
Meet Frank. He's part plant, part human.
284
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,948
Holy fuck. That's amazing.
285
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,325
Holy
fuck. Holy fuck.
286
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,161
Holy fuck!
How did you do this?
287
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:48,374
Um, so I've been infusing the
soil with the special serum
288
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,669
that combines plant
and human DNA.
289
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,253
He's cute, huh?
290
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,047
He just looks so fragile. Ow!
291
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,384
He's actually tougher
than he looks.
292
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,760
He can defend himself.
293
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,262
And plus, he's naturally
impervious to pesticides
294
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,514
and most poisons.
295
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,015
This is brilliant!
296
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,934
I mean, this thing is
going to change the world.
297
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:10,062
You know, he's not a
thing. He's... He's Frank.
298
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,272
Do you really think
so? I mean, I think so.
299
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,274
But, of course, I'm
biased because I made him.
300
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,068
And I'm hoping he'll
grow into his name.
301
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,028
So many great
Franks out there...
302
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,655
Do you know what
this could do for me?
303
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,823
What? For you?
304
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,533
This secures my grant.
305
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,035
Hell, this secures
every grant I could ever want.
306
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,204
I... I could be a billionaire.
307
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,541
But I'm the one who made him.
308
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,716
Okay, you stay right here
309
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,134
while I go find this
guy. You got it?
310
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,135
Got it.
311
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,602
Thought I told you to
stay under the painting.
312
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,271
I did. Now I'm here.
313
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,939
- Want to smell under my fin?
- No!
314
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,399
- My feet? My butt?
- No!
315
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,776
No, I told you to
stay! Back! Here!
316
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,153
She's killing me!
317
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,030
I don't want to!
318
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,198
Listen, you dumb
minion of a shark.
319
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,533
If you fuck this up for me,
320
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,951
you will find the
other end of my bat
321
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,578
so far up your blowhole...
322
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,706
And now he's crying. Why are you crying?
323
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,334
I don't have a blowhole!
324
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,503
God damn it, Shaun!
325
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:20,132
That's not fair. You can't
just steal him from me.
326
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,675
I'm not stealing
anything from you.
327
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,511
He's my property. You made
this under my tutelage.
328
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,430
And if you're worried about
money, I'll take care of you...
329
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,098
I don't
give a fuck about money.
330
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,435
I want you to tell
everyone this is my work.
331
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,854
Well, I'm...
I'm not going to do that.
332
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,522
If you won't, I will.
333
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,940
Oh, come on!
334
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,859
And you think they'll
believe you over me?
335
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,319
You're just a student.
336
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,279
Will you lower your
voice? You're scaring him.
337
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,615
Frank, it's okay. Don't
let him scare you.
338
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,866
We're gonna leave now.
339
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,368
You're not going
anywhere with that.
340
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,452
No!
341
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,583
Ah!
342
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,807
What
are you doing?
343
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,975
Unlock the door,
we'll die in here!
344
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,353
Well, the plant won't.
It's poison proof.
345
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,437
Remember?
346
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:19,608
Jason! Jason, unlock
the door!
347
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,152
Unlock the door!
348
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,154
Don't worry.
349
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,823
None of this can
hurt you, Frank.
350
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,157
Okay? You're safe.
351
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,327
I got you. You're
going to be okay.
352
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,666
Maybe I will be, too.
353
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,478
Shaun, you get back
here right now!
354
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:59,023
Listen, I'll give you
all the peanuts you want!
355
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,899
Daddy said no peanuts!
356
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,651
I'll give you whatever you want.
357
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,237
Just come back here.
358
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,909
Holy shit, you're Vincent Edge!
359
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,327
I was just looking for you!
360
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,455
Harley Quinn. And I'd
like to be a member.
361
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,582
Huge fan of your club.
Love how selective it is.
362
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,792
Also, saw what you did with
that old lady's walker.
363
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,252
Ah, mwah, chef's kiss.
364
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,628
Anyhoo, do you have,
like, an on-site masseuse?
365
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,922
'Cause beating people up
wreaks havoc on my back.
366
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,215
If you don't, you
definitely should.
367
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,675
That's what's great about me.
368
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,218
I'm really good at
telling people about stuff
369
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,511
that they need, that
they don't have!
370
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,096
Oh, and those sharks
I came in with?
371
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,598
Yeah, they're my godkids.
372
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,850
You should meet them.
They're absolutely adorbs!
373
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,143
Shark attack!
374
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,396
Can't stop myself!
375
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,564
Goddammit, Shaun!
376
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,399
If you'll excuse me
for just one second.
377
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:44,818
Hmm.
378
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,826
Oh, shit.
379
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,037
Oh, what's the matter, Jason?
380
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,957
What, you don't like
to have fun anymore?
381
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,087
Look, look, look!
Whatever you think
382
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,880
I did to you back in the day...
383
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,632
Oh, you mean how you trapped me,
384
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,592
- left me to die?
- Please!
385
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:11,345
Too bad it didn't work out
that way, did it?
386
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,430
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, Pamela. Calm down.
387
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:17,101
Calm down? Calm down, Pamela!
388
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,853
Because of you, people
said I was a villain,
389
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,271
that I was incompetent,
390
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,065
that I fucked up
my own experiment
391
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,317
and almost killed
myself in the process!
392
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,985
And I tried to tell
them the truth,
393
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,612
but you know what?
You were right.
394
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,114
Why would they believe me
395
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:33,617
over the brilliant
Professor Woodrue?
396
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,244
I trusted you.
397
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,413
I looked up to you.
398
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,789
I loved you!
399
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,208
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry!
400
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,377
I shouldn't have done
what I did, but...
401
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,630
Look at you now. Look
at how powerful you are.
402
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,591
You... You built a
great life in Gotham.
403
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,384
You kept it tight.
404
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,719
- You, you, you...
- Shut up!
405
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,929
None of that happened
because of you.
406
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,432
It happened in spite of you.
407
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,392
You're right. You were
always smarter than me.
408
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,977
I mean, I couldn't
keep up with you,
409
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,353
and that's why I did what I did,
410
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,147
which is not an excuse.
411
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,483
Unless you're okay with
it being an excuse.
412
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,319
Okay, okay, okay! Okay, okay.
413
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,946
I can see that you're not okay.
414
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:14,283
I just ask that you find it
in your heart to forgive me.
415
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:17,161
I'm a flawed guy.
I'm not perfect.
416
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:20,498
Please, please give me a chance.
417
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,334
- Okay.
- Okay, which part?
418
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,919
- I'll give you a chance.
- Really?
419
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,671
Oh... Oh, I...
420
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:30,299
I knew you'd find it in
your heart to forgive me.
421
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,676
You'll have the same
chance you gave me.
422
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,097
What are you...
What are you doing?
423
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,350
- Mmm. You smell that?
- Wait, wait, wait.
424
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,144
- Ooh, this is a good batch.
- What are you doing?
425
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:47,524
- Hints of ricin, cyanide, and sweet, sweet revenge.
- No, no, no.
426
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:51,695
Pamela! Pamela! Pamela! Please!
427
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,864
It's Poison Ivy now.
428
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,537
I killed you, motherfucker!
429
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,874
Hello there, nice shoes. Look at that top.
430
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,584
Shit! Harley!
431
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,336
You gotta get here!
This is the greatest place
432
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,837
I've ever been to!
433
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,506
They have mini corn
dogs and mini horses.
434
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,383
And mini corndogs
dressed as horses!
435
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,926
I love you! I love metropolis!
436
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,469
I've never been this
happy in my whole life!
437
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,054
Ah, fuck.
438
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,479
Shark! Shark!
439
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:30,067
Feeding
frenzy! Feeding frenzy!
440
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,902
What the hell's going on?
441
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,863
That shark ate my waving arm!
442
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,408
I'll never wave again!
443
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,743
What the fuck, Shaun?
Her waving arm?
444
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,746
Harley, in his defense,
she had it coming.
445
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,082
I mean, the last guy
who called me a shrimp,
446
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,417
I broke his back!
447
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,876
Oh. Then I guess she
did have it coming.
448
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,463
And the rest of you,
get out and dry off!
449
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,591
Animal control! Freeze!
450
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,804
Nobody hurts my godsharks!
451
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:04,018
Oh, I see parenting
day is going well.
452
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,186
Oh, you got my message!
453
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,771
I was just about
to call you again.
454
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,606
Isn't this place great? So
how was your day at school?
455
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,525
Ah, you know, same
old, same old.
456
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,360
- So, wait... Ooh, that guy's still conscious.
- Oh, thanks.
457
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,946
Eat noodles, bitch!
458
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,156
Come on, give me deets.
459
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,907
What in the Christian
Hell is this?
460
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,452
Okay, okay, okay. I know
what you're gonna say.
461
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:22,953
You're not invited to my club
462
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,663
because your kids dismembered
one of the guests.
463
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,540
Blah, blah, blah. And I
admit, maybe my godsharks
464
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,834
aren't perfect little angels
for your perfect little club.
465
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,961
Maybe one of them did
in fact bite the arm
466
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,421
off fake fucking Pippa over there!
467
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,798
Stop crying about
your waving arm!
468
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:38,135
You still have your crown
and your fake tits, Pippa!
469
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,345
Ooh, good one, Harls.
470
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,721
And I'm sure you want
me to beg and plead
471
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,765
for you to let me
into your stupid club.
472
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,768
Oh, Mr. Vincent, I'm
so sorry we destroyed
473
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,811
your stupid little fairy tale party.
474
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,732
Yes, you are on fire,
Harls. Keep it going.
475
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,318
Well, I have two words
for you, Vincent.
476
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,861
And they're not
"happy birthday,"
477
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,405
and they're not "use
sunscreen," And they're not...
478
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,490
- Wrap it up, babe.
- Gotcha.
479
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,200
They are "fuck you, Vincent!"
480
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,202
- That is three words.
- Shh.
481
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,330
You and your
disgusting children,
482
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,998
- especially that one...
- Hey!
483
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,542
Would make terrific members.
484
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,003
I think she's
exactly what we need.
485
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,338
Lena, you can't be serious.
486
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,757
Look at what she's
done to my natatorium!
487
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,176
Oh, you mean the Lena
Luthor natatorium,
488
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:22,554
directly adjacent to the Lena
Luthor Spa and Caldarium.
489
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,807
But the way she spoke to me...
490
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,517
Is refreshing.
491
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,436
Seeing someone stand
up to the big boss,
492
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,563
we could really use a
little of that around here.
493
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,565
Don't you agree, Vince?
494
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,025
Yes...
495
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,612
Oh, I did not see that coming.
496
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,531
You know, I think Lena might be
497
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,700
one of the nicest
people we've ever met.
498
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:45,202
That's just because we don't
know a lot of nice people.
499
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,371
Oh, come on. Admit
it. You like her.
500
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,456
Fine. She has helped us out.
501
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,667
See? By the way, you never
told me about your day!
502
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,711
Oh, you know what?
Not so much to tell.
503
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:56,130
It's like academia
stuff. It's like, bleh.
504
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,715
That's all you got for me, bleh?
505
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,009
No, actually. I also have this.
506
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,218
Oh!
507
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,928
- And this.
- Oh!
508
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,638
And...
509
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:05,974
Oh!
510
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:08,851
Go, go. Get out of here!
511
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:09,935
Wait,
did you say something?
512
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,145
Yeah, I said keep going.
513
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,855
Okay, I will!
514
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,565
Can't stop myself!
515
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,650
Okay, so is this what it's like to have kids?
516
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,235
You just, like, never
get to have sex again?
517
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,611
Okay, stay here.
I'm gonna kill him.
518
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,863
You know you're gonna miss him
519
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:22,906
once King Shark realizes
he's gone, right?
520
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,324
Me? Please.
521
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,368
That better not be a
peanut in your mouth!
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