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[dramatic music]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[knocking]

Rose?

[knocking]

Rose, come on, open the door. Come on, you know what day it is?

You guys act like it's fucking Christmas, you do this every year!

Come on, let me in.

[knocking]

Finally. [sigh]

You know how important this is to mom and dad?

Alright, whatever.

So, you're gonna need to put on green.

Green's not my color.

Look, if you don't do this, you're gonna get more than eight pinch, okay?

Whatever.

I don't see why you have to be so difficult all the time.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You just go along with it. This is what mom and dad really like.

[shushing]

Look, alright, this is important to mom and dad,

but I really think you should just go with it, you know?

Do you think mom's gonna make me help decorate again?

It's St. Patrick's Day, it's not a real fucking holiday.

You know it's important to mom and dad that we go along with this.

This is like their holiday.

Do you think I could have my boyfriend over at some point today?

Your boyfriend over?

Yeah.

I mean, on the family day, don't you think that would feel a little weird?

Not necessarily, I mean he has my boyfriend.

Yeah, but you know, this is like the family day,

not the having your boyfriend over day.

Alright, whatever.

Do you know it's for lunch?

I'm kind of already hungry.

Yeah, I don't know, we'll have to, you know, ask them and see.

But uh, first you're gonna need to get dressed in something.

Something green.

Gross.

I hate the color green.

Oh jeez, I mean it's not that bad, you look pretty good in it.

It says no one ever.

It said me right now.

You have a green, it's so disgusting.

Disgusting, I don't know what you're talking about.

I mean, I don't think green's that bad of a color.

It says you, have you seen yourself?

I mean literally look at yourself, you look like a wannabe fucking leprechaun bro.

You serious?

Nobody looks good in green.

I mean, I think I do.

I definitely don't.

It matches my eyes.

No.

Jeez.

Green is the like absolute disgusting color.

I kind of like it.

Yeah, that's just because you're gross.

I'm gross?

Yeah.

God.

No sane person likes the color green.

Well, fuck you then, I guess I'm insane, I don't care.

You said it, not me.

Whatever.

Whatever's right, you fucking weirdo.

Do you at least think we're gonna have a good dinner?

I mean, probably, you know mom always cooks.

Hopefully it's not a fucking roast chicken again.

Hey, by chance do you know what time it is?

Oh, um, I guess I know I have my watch on me.

Fucking loser, you never wear a watch.

I mean, yeah, it's on the charger, what are you talking about?

God damn it dude.

Oh, hey mom.

On you.

Why you're not wearing green?

I don't even want to be wearing green, why is it such a big deal?

You should put this one on.

I was telling her earlier, I mean this is our family tradition.

You guys make such a big deal out of all of this.

You see it.

You won't fit in at this.

You guys are making such a big deal out of nothing.

Alright, give me your arm, come on.

Yep, put it in.

See, isn't that better?

This is such a terrible color.

She looks really different.

Whatever, I'm not even gonna keep this shirt on.

Alex, stop.

Rose, you're gonna help your mom with decorations, right?

And you're gonna wear that fucking shirt, or you're gonna go about your day nude.

Fine.

No, go.

[music]

I don't know why they have to be so difficult.

Yeah, I don't get it either, it's just a shirt.

Rose, I'm so happy they were doing this together.

I'm so excited for somebody's day.

It's gonna be great.

I'm gonna cook something special.

For you, I know they have a boyfriend now, so you should tell him to come over.

So I don't know, can I pass decorating or just taste my food.

You know that in Europe is a big deal, you know.

We cook for hours and it's gonna be great.

So, let me see.

You know, this looks nice, but I was thinking that maybe we should move it there.

For fuck's sake, mom.

It's just a decoration.

Come on, catch a bit of that excited too.

I hate this holiday.

So maybe you should tell me what you would like to eat that day.

I'm just afraid it's not your roast chicken.

I'm a fence mom, but it's terrible.

Come on, give me a little satisfaction.

I wait all day long for holidays.

I don't mean to just make your pasta, it's simple and takes like 10 minutes.

Yeah, maybe some pasta with ketchup, right?

I mean it is just like the easiest recipe and takes like 10 minutes.

I know but it doesn't taste as good as the pasta that I'm gonna make.

Anything's better than your chicken mom.

Oh my god, I'm not gonna make chicken.

I was thinking about making a nice pasta, you know, to cook the sauce for hours like we do.

It's a tradition.

Anything that'll keep you from rambling on for another five minutes.

Oh my god.

I won't stop being excited about it.

So maybe you should just be excited too.

So it makes me happy once in a while.

Do you guys even celebrate this where you're from?

Yes, we do.

So yeah, we should plan an holiday together over there.

Maybe on St. Patrick's Day.

We can have our own St. Patrick's Day in Europe.

Am I gonna have to do these horrendous direct decorations out there or do something different?

No, my family's gonna make them.

I mean I have to help again.

Seriously, are you that lazy?

I'm your daughter.

Of course I'm lazy.

Okay, yeah, you got a point.

You look a lot like me on some things but I really would like you to be involved with the holiday stuff, you know?

Please.

Yeah, we should remove this one over there.

So I think we're gonna be busy for a little longer.

And you still haven't told me, please, just name a pasta.

Like not pasta with ketchup or the chicken.

I'm not gonna make that one but something like that.

I'm a chicken Alfredo.

Oh my god.

That's almost insulting, honestly.

Yes.

I do recognize you.

Are you my daughter for real?

I mean I hope so.

Are you are my mom?

Please, I'm fine.

Oh, I think I'm gonna think about what cooking by myself.

Why you still keep helping me with the decoration.

I'm gonna buy some more.

Oh god, please, no.

Yes.

No.

This is just for part of the house.

We have also the living room to decorate.

We have to do more?

Yes, and again, I really invite you to bring your boyfriend here.

I don't want my boyfriend to see these horrendous decorations.

He's gonna just see an European mom.

So he's gonna like it.

Oh my god.

I'm sure he never had the things that I'm gonna cook for him.

Chicken Alfredo?

Oh my god, you sure you've had it before?

I can't believe you.

This chicken is so much better than last year.

Thank you so much.

I'm so happy about it.

It's really good mom.

Just look at your wife that cooks for me.

I love to cook for you and my family.

Anytime you cook I eat everything.

Oh man, I can't believe it.

What did you do this time?

It just took me a while because the ingredients are different.

It's a new recipe.

So I'm glad you noticed that.

Oh man, I love it.

I want this all the time.

The kids, they seem to like it.

Yeah, they love your food.

They never complain about anything.

I had such a nice time.

I'm just so glad we could all spend same tatties there together.

It's great.

Hey Alex, can I have your chicken?

Oh yeah.

You're not eating it right?

No.

Pass me your chicken.

Oh man.

It's almost full.

Yeah?

I know, I meant to say you are.

How did you like the chicken?

I mean I asked you not for chicken.

I told you I hate your chicken, but I guess...

Can you tell your mom that you like her chicken at least?

Just lie to her?

Yeah, be nice.

You don't want your feelings hurt?

So she likes it?

I love her daughters.

I love her chicken, so good.

I exactly like her.

I don't see it though.

Mmm.

Actually honey, once you've been cleaning up, I actually need some of my dry clean picked up.

If you could do that today.

I know you have a busy schedule, but you cannot really do my work close.

I think I can make time.

Alright, thank you.

So, what about school?

I don't know if you're going to be happy to hear this, but I'm failing math again.

You know, that's really the proof that we are mom and daughter.

Because I used to be terrible at that.

Yeah, but she's failing class.

Yeah, but she's doing great in all the rest, right?

Yeah, but math is kind of important, don't you think?

Oh my god, dad.

It's just a C.

Yeah, but just one also.

I mean Alex gets all A's.

Yeah, exactly, why can't you be more like me?

Here we go again with the comparing me to my brother.

Oh, I mean he sets a stand for all of us here, doesn't he?

I do. Oh my god.

Yeah, but you shouldn't do that because they both have potential.

They just express it in a different way.

Well yeah, but that's how I was got his potential.

He reaches potential because I pushed him.

If you don't push her, she's never going to reach it.

Nah, come on, you're being too harsh.

I don't think I'm being that harsh.

I just, you know, I want her to do good.

It doesn't matter honey.

As long as we go together to Europe for the vacation, like we did before.

Okay.

She's fine.

She's fine.

She's gonna be fine.

Actually at some point I was gonna ask him, "Mom, can I call it a day?"

Mmm, you know that it's your father that is gonna decide that so you should ask him.

I mean before you go, we have to take a family photo and…

Oh that's right, yeah.

And she's gonna have to wear something really special.

Oh right.

That's right.

That's right.

Yes, Alex has it for you.

Oh my god.

Oh no.

Oh you know what, this shot looks phenomenal.

I'm gonna die.

No, no, no, no, no, you gotta put it on.

I think you know it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Hey, where are you going?

Come on.

No, let's put on one photo.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh no, no.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, this will look beautiful on you.

She's just not having it, huh?

Mmm.

Ta-da!

See, I hate you.

Right?

Yeah.

And she looks great.

It looks amazing.

I'm just so glad our kids are getting along.

I know.

I couldn't picture it any other way.

I don't know why you have to be so difficult every St. Patrick's day.

Because mom makes the same dish every year.

That's why it's really boring.

Well, you're in the holiday spirit now.

Yeah, forced to be.

I didn't want to.

I mean, I don't know.

I think this, I think this leprechaun thing suits you.

You should wear it all year round.

Of course you would.

Do you not mean to recall you calling me a fucking leprechaun loser?

Oh, thank you.

You're welcome.

No, I like the dinner that we just had.

Everyone was so happy.

Oh yeah.

I know.

It brings us so much closer together that we get to do all these things together.

And my chicken was great today.

Oh, honey, it was fantastic.

I could have that out every day, honestly.

Oh, okay.

I'll keep that in mind.

You're a loser.

Yeah.

And it seems to be really fine.

Even though I am sorry that those boyfriend wasn't here tonight.

Yeah, it's a shame, but, you know, everything happens for a reason.

Do you think so?

Yeah.

I like that better.

(clanking)

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, (clanking)

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(footsteps)

- So did you kid like dinner or?

- Yeah, it was delicious.

Mom did great as usual.

- She's just always so good.

- I love my family.

Look so cute together.

I think a person, maybe you'll pick some pizza.

- Definitely.

- Yeah, we don't have enough room today.

- Yep.

- Oh, we need these in our photo album.

- Yeah, the little leprechaun in the picture too.

- Oh, it's so funny isn't it? (laughs)

- I've got so much right now. - You're so cute.

- Yeah.

Mine.

(laughs)

(speaking in foreign language)

- Okay, why don't we stand you up?

Honey, we get some better photos.

(speaking in foreign language)

(speaking in foreign language)

- Make sure you get all the best angles, honey, okay?

- But you're kind.

- We're gonna be sending these out to everybody.

- Oh.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Taha, you're also beautiful.

I just love you.

- She gets it after her mom, doesn't she?

- Works like I have mom's genetics.

(laughs)

And I really like that you're wearing the,

the green shirt that I gave you.

- Anything's better than that stupid hat.

- Oh yeah.

- I like the hat more, honestly.

- I thought the hat was fucking great.

It was so funny.

- Yeah, but I think that this color goes better with the eyes.

- Oh, it's so good.

- Yeah.

So I'll get you something also next, next Empathic Day,

something.

- Oh, definitely anything but that hat again.

- Yeah?

- Definitely.

- Okay.

So I'll keep it.

That's all today, took enough pictures with you,

but in the hat.

- I think we have enough for your mom.

- Yeah?

You should do something like this also for Christmas.

- Oh, God, no. - No.

- Oh, we could get her a Santa hat.

- Oh, Lord, no.

Oh, my God, yeah.

- I'm a little disappointed though,

because it's just the four of us.

She should have brought the boyfriend.

I want to meet him.

- Aw, I'm sure her boyfriend, Matt, is missing out.

- I'm Alex on that one.

He told me I couldn't have my boyfriend over

because it was like family thing.

- It's a family thing every year.

Come on, guys, I mean, it's like...

- I mean, Alex, we like to share.

It's okay.

- Fair enough, God.

See, Alex is not perfect.

- No.

- No.

- It's so good.

- But Alex, what?

No, I mean, yeah, he's fine now.

I just want a picture of Rose.

Surely, close, yeah.

Oh, nice.

I love your smile.

- I was dealing with me and your mother in it.

- What?

- You want me to take a, all right.

- Well, yeah. - Take one of us.

- You guys, hell yeah.

- Take one of us three. - All right.

- Close, perfect.

Say cheese. - Cheese.

- Ta-da. - There we go.

- See, look how good that is.

It's so cute.

- Oh. - Look at that.

- What a nice couple, yeah.

- Alex, why don't you have a seat now, huh?

- Oh, for sure.

. - That's it.

- From every perspective, you're so perfect.

I have the perfect family.

Oh yes, my rose.

Oh.

You're growing up so fast.

Isn't she?

- Yeah, she is.

- Can't believe her, all going up now.

- Yeah.

- She's able to handle so much these days.

- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I had two amazing parents.

- Oh, yeah, that's it.

- I'm an annoying brother. - Gimme a kiss.

- Oh.

Honey, why don't you help me, Dory?

Why don't you give her some spit?

- See this here?

(clears throat)

- This looks so beautiful on you.

- Yeah, why don't you help her get that off, huh?

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

- Look at some play.

- Right, she would look so much better in the picture.

- Mm-hmm. - So, oh.

This is really tight.

Next year, I really should.

- Maybe by a size bigger, huh? - Yeah.

- Oh, much better, oh my god.

- I mean, if she was wearing the leprechaun hat,

you would have never had to take that off.

- Yeah, so indeed, everyone prefer the hat.

- I did not, though. - No, no.

I cooked you a beautiful dinner.

We were even for the hat.

- It's been a very eventful day, mom.

- Mm-hmm.

You're always so busy lately, so,

so happy that we had to spend some time together.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?

You can do it?

- Are you so grumpy, dad?

- Am I grumpy?

I don't, a little bit.

I'm not all the way here yet.

- I wonder what left of your mood.

- I wonder what.

Could have been your mom's chicken.

- You said it was great. - Oh, it was great.

Your chicken helped me get over being, me being.

- Ah, okay, sorry.

I misunderstood, okay, sorry.

Maybe I'm grumpy.

- All right, I'll punch your lady dad's sit down

for a little bit. - Oh, for sure.

- Unless Old Men can't stand for that long.

- Fair point.

- Another from me.

Rose.

(speaks in foreign language)

(laughing)

- These are gonna make such good cards.

- Oh, they are. - Mm-hmm.

- Yes, you're right.

See, you're already starting to think about that, so.

The Christmas period.

- Maybe it was your chicken.

Hey, mom, do you think we could

FaceTime Uncle George or something?

I mean, it is a holiday.

- Oh, yes, of course.

Do you want to?

- I kind of do.

I haven't talked to him in forever.

- Mm, what happened to you?

My chicken for you and my noodles.

Okay, so let me see.

Let's call him.

You know that he's in Italy now, so it's late.

It's really late.

I'm not sure. - Hopefully he answers.

- We'll see.

Okay.

(speaks in foreign language)

Yes, I'm here with dad.

(speaks in foreign language)

Alex.

An ass band.

We are here.

So he said that you look beautiful tonight.

- I told him I said thank you.

(speaks in foreign language)

You want to say something to him?

I can translate because you know,

he doesn't speak it in English.

- Yeah, ask him how our cousins are doing.

- Okay.

(speaks in foreign language)

(speaks in foreign language)

They're good, but they're having problems in school,

like you, you know.

- Ha, so you're the failed child.

- No.

(speaks in foreign language)

Oh, Rose, would you like to go and visit him?

Maybe, in a couple of months. - You know what,

maybe this summer. - Summer.

- It'll give me a reason to do good math.

- Oh, see?

(speaks in foreign language)

Okay, he said he was fine.

(speaks in foreign language)

Okay, so he said that you can go, you can go, so,

(speaks in foreign language)

Okay. (speaks in foreign language)

Okay, so he said, "Ciao" to all of you.

- Ciao. - Bye.

- Ciao. - Bye.

- Ciao. - Ciao.

(speaks in foreign language)

Mmm, oh my god.

It looks always the same.

Like he's not aging.

Just his English is always the same, worse than mine.

I think I want to take some more pictures

of these family moments together.

(speaks in foreign language)

Fuck. - And I like that,

we're all wearing something green now.

(speaks in foreign language)

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

- Get a glass.

.

I already came to the kitchen.

So, what's good? - Yeah.

I had the rest of the night off.

- Oh, what do you even do? - Spend with my family.

- Oh, that's all I have a lot of family time.

Unfortunately, your daughter has to go, though, but.

- Yes. - I have to get

these photos done. - Yeah.

- I'll just be me, you and my son.

- Oh. - Oh, our son would say that.

- Yeah.

(speaks in foreign language)

(speaks in foreign language)

- You're welcome to come for us.

- I always prefer to take pictures of them videos, so.

- Well, I can take some more family pictures.

- Yes, I can print, you know, from the house.

I don't have enough picture of you, though.

- I know what happened.

I thought I was the pretty one of the family.

You take pictures of him all the time.

- Again, with this thing.

- I mean, I always say dad looks like a Calvin Klein model.

- Oh, yeah.

- Well, he gets it, you know, he has to get it from somewhere.

- That's right.

I get my hairline from you, dad.

- Mm-hmm.

- My, sweetie.

- Oh.

My little angel.

(laughs)

Are you having fun with us?

- Yeah, turns out I did have fun.

- Yeah. - Oh, she might be.

- You know, I'm just not much of a morning person.

And he had to come barge into my room.

- You're always so, Amy.

- Always. - Mm.

- I wonder if I get that from you or dad.

- I wonder.

- I want answers to this.

- Oh, my God.

(laughs)

Yeah.

So, what would you want me to cook, like, the next holiday?

What is gonna be the next holiday?

It's gonna be-- - Why don't we make

some fettuccine together?

- Oh, yes, see?

That was what I was asking before.

- You can teach me Garmin's recipe.

- For real, no, my God.

- (laughs)

- You change at much in a day?

- I mean--

- Who said we had to cook it in a day?

We can start practicing right after it comes home.

- Wow.

Oh, my God, I'm loving this.

Yeah, we're gonna spend quality time together.

It's gonna be great.

- Yes. (laughs)

- Okay.

So I want to take a selfie with your dad.

Oh.

Isn't it beautiful?

- Oh, you guys make that to beautiful couple.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, Italian, so.

- That gross.

- Not sure how he looks like dad, but I look like him.

- Yeah, you do a lot, though.

- He sure he didn't adopt him.

- Come on guys, Jesus Christ.

You gotta be, why you always gotta be so mean.

- We shouldn't go with that.

(laughs)

- Okay, sorry.

But not really, I think you're adopted.

- He wasn't adopted, come on.

- I definitely think he's adopted.

(laughs)

You know guys, I think I actually have one more idea

for a photo.

- Oh really? - Yeah, what's that?

- Yeah.

- How would you come up here?

And get right there.

- Oh, yeah.

- I'll give you a little Irish cream,

fella, how about that? - Aw.

- Are you ready for it, honey?

- Yes.

- My god, these just opened up really well for us.

- She's always an idea.

- She's my daughter.

- That's it.

Are you ready?

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

- Oh, that's it. - Yeah, that's it.

- That's right, it was.

- That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Take all your brothers.

- Oh, perfect.

- Yeah, that's it.

- Oh, there you go.

- There you go, honey.

- Oh, perfect.

- I'm gonna sell a few of this for us.

- Yeah.

- Yep.

- Yep, you got it. - I thought you wanted

to take it though.

- Here, I'll take it. - Yeah.

- On next one.

- Let's see, ta-da.

Cheers.

Cheese.

- There you go, look at that, perfect.

Aw, you look so cute.

- Yeah.

- Excellent. - There you go.

- Thank you, August.

- Of course, wow, this was the best Saint Patrick's Day ever.

- Yeah, I have to agree.

- You can say that, so.

- Definitely better than last year's.

(laughing)

- But, I'm not afraid that I'd be myself with you.

- Me too.

- Come on.

- Well, you took all the family photos, so you can go now.

- Mm-hmm.

- You know what?

Maybe I won't go anywhere.

- No? - Huh?

- Maybe I'll help mom clean up this time.

- Aw. - Aw.

- Stay with the family? - Yes.

- My boyfriend can.

- Good. - Yeah.

- Perfect. - That's a thoughtful love.

(laughing)

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