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So what's new with everyone?
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C'mon, people!
What's goin' on?
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I'm settin' out on America's
most iconic drive.
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Historic Route 69!
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That's right,
not Route 66,
Route 69! Why?
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I anticipate a sexy trip,
'cause 69's a sexy number
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and I also think it could
be funny, 'cause well... 69.
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So yeah,
that's what I'm up to.
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Very cool, Rog.
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See, now that's the kind
of sharing I want to hear,
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but from the core family.
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- Steve?
- What.
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I noticed doing
laundry yesterday
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that you got
a new T-shirt.
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You want to tell us
about your new t-shirt?
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Do people really want to
hear about my new T-shirt?
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Yeah, family people.
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Honestly, the effort required
to get you up to speed...
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I just... I don't have
gas in the tank
for that right now.
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Stan, back me up.
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Don't you want to know
what's going on
with your son?
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I'm glad
Steve ices me out.
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Lets me stay hyper-focused
on my own stuff.
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Steve, just tell me
where you got the shirt.
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Oh, my God,
it's a T-shirt, Mother.
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- It's nothing.
- Yeah, it was nothing.
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Now it kind of feels
like everything.
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Hayley, what the hell is
so interesting
on that phone of yours?
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Nothing.
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All I'm looking for
is a little glimpse
into your lives,
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and you're
shutting me out!
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You're all
shutting me out!
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I'll be on the driveway!
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{\an8}Did I miss
the start of dinner?
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling
that it's gonna be
a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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{\an8}Have you been here
all night?
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{\an8}Yeah. I'm good now.
Calm.
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{\an8}Okay. Well,
have a great day!
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{\an8}Wait, Stan,
how 'bout I give you a ride?
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{\an8}We could talk. Connect.
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{\an8}Stan, we doin' this?
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{\an8}My banana's startin' to brown.
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{\an8}And when Gelatine Lychee's
banana browns,
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{\an8}her heart wears
a little frown.
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{\an8}Sorry, Fran--
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{\an8}Just get the
out of here then!
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{\an8}What's going on, Tuttle?
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{\an8}I'm... I'm eating
corn pops?
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{\an8}More. Go deep
with me, Al.
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{\an8}Uh, I... I did just find out
my Aunt Della died...
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{\an8}Della died?
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{\an8}- You knew Della?
- I loved Della.
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{\an8}I met her at your
Hot Dog Barbecue last year.
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{\an8}By the condiments.
We were both
waiting on mustard.
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{\an8}We discussed mustards.
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{\an8}She did like mustards.
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{\an8}- So when's the funeral?
- Today.
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{\an8}It's in Tennessee,
it's a seven-hour drive.
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{\an8}I'm not going.
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{\an8}Why didn't you tell me?
Della and I had a connection.
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{\an8}I should be there
for her for me.
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{\an8}I'm going.
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{\an8}Oh, please don't.
You're gonna
make me look bad!
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{\an8}Don't worry.
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{\an8}I'll tell them you were busy
with a big bowl of cereal.
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{\an8}Oh, thank you.
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{\an8}Guess what?
I'm headed to
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{\an8}Della Tuttle's
funeral in Knoxville!
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{\an8}- Who?
- Tuttle's aunt.
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{\an8}I met her at his Hot Dog
Barbecue a few years ago.
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{\an8}I'll probably
be gone three, four days.
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{\an8}I'm not far.
I could scoop you
if you want to road trip it.
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{\an8}- Bond it up?
- I can't.
I'm in science class.
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{\an8}Ah, science class.
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{\an8}How much has science
class taught you
about Route 69?
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{\an8}One clarification,
I'm now driving
State Route 69.
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Turns out U-S Route 69
is like a far drive,
and I hate driving.
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But yeah, it should
still be an awesome drive.
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Should Della have let
that chimpanzee sleep
in her bed?
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No. But what choice
did she have
with a heart that big?
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The very heart
that chimp tore right out
of her chest as she slept.
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But then again,
what choice
did the chimp have
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with an appetite that big?
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Oh, Della!
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How did you say
you knew Della?
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We connected deeply
at a hot dog barbecue.
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Were you also close?
Like we were?
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I'm her sister.
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She never mentioned a sister,
only mustard.
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Can I stay with you
for the weekend?
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Until we process
each other's grief?
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No, Della really wanted
everyone to just go
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their separate ways
and not be weird.
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But thank you for coming!
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What am I doing?
Della Tuttle?
I met her once.
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God, I'm such an idiot.
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What was I thinking?
Route 69?
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It's not sexy,
it's just stupid.
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And it's not
an isolated incident.
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This is who you are, Roger.
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A stupid guy
doin' stupid stuff.
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Stupid car.
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Out of stupid gas.
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That was stupid, too.
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Roger?
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Oh, hey, Franny.
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I'm worried
about leaving
my car, Francine.
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It's a '69 LeBaron.
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One of the funniest cars
ever made.
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I could use a map.
A map of my emotions.
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Roger, how would you feel
if we hid out at a motel
for a few nights?
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Reborn maybe?
Or suicidal.
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I don't know,
let's just try it.
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{\an8}Nice backfire.
Your car's pretty funny,
too, Francine.
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Oh. No vacancy.
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Probably best.
We should just go home.
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Oh! Guess it's our lucky day.
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FYI, I packed my baseball mitt
if you want to have a catch.
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- Hello?
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- Hello?
- Oh, nice.
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Looks like we got an
honor system situation.
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Weird.
Never seen that before.
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That's nice.
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A little chair,
a little table,
whatever you need.
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Ooh! Leave a message!
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- Hey, honey,
just wanted to
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let you know I'll be
at the funeral a while,
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you know, connecting.
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So yeah,
I know what I'm doing here,
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and I'm definitely
not just drifting around,
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like a lonely piece of trash.
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Hey!
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I know you're up there,
ya creep!
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If we're about
to fight someone,
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I should change
into my Doc Martens.
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Don't come up here!
Don't you dare...
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- Oh, God!
- Get out of my way.
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He must have
something good.
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Oh, my God.
You got to
come up here!
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Is he okay?
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Oh, no, he's dead.
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But what I want you
to see is...
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everywhere else!
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Clean sight lines
into every guest room.
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Soundproofed catwalks.
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3/4 inch shag,
easy on the eyes,
easy on the knees!
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Francine, what we have here
is an elite peep space.
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Oh, my God.
This is disgusting.
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One can admire the engineering
without condoning the acts,
Francine.
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That perv used this switch
to funnel in hotties like me!
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I'm calling the cops.
This place
has to be shut down.
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Totally.
But have you ever seen
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a bald man blow dry
his bald head
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as if he had full,
lustrous hair?
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It's absolutely
heartbreaking.
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Oh, wow,
now he's pretending
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his comb's stuck
in his imaginary hair.
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Roger that's
an invasion of priva--
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Oh, wow, look at that.
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- I will.
- Me too.
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People are, like, fascinating.
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That guy who lined up
his puppets on the bed,
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then slept on the floor?
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Yeah, and the guy
who got stuck buck naked
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with his legs
behind his head?
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I didn't see him.
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Yeah, I was
kind of hogging
that vent.
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Oh, my God,
the sun's coming up.
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We've been peeping
all night.
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Eh, we discovered
the peep Taj Mahal,
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we got lost
in the sauce.
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Right, yes.
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We got carried away,
but this is not us.
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This is not who we are.
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We're the good guys.
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We're the guys
who call the cops.
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As soon as they open.
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Yeah, it's 5:00 a.m.
Cops are closed.
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I think
this is responsible.
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A little sleep,
then we make the call.
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And if a guest needs ice,
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there's still space
between his legs!
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- Calling the cops?
- Calling the cops.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Our prints
are all over the attic.
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Of course!
But what does it mean?
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It's a crime scene,
and we were peepin', too.
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We got to wipe it down,
cover our tracks.
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Good call.
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We slipped up,
but we're not creeps.
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We don't deserve
to get painted
with the creep brush.
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The peep brush.
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Roger, we moved
the body.
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We tampered
with the crime scene...
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Right.
So we move him back.
Then call the cops.
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They're here before
you can say "69,"
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and it's bye bye
Clearview.
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Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy,
what's-Adidas-gonna do
with-all-those-Yeezys?
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Real question, by the way.
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What are they gonna do
with all that inventory?
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Hello?
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- Hello.
- Hi. We wanted
to check in?
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Tell them to go away.
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But they're hot!
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Put 'em in two.
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Whew.
I did not expect that.
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Yeah, all they did
was sleep.
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And I was
totally into it.
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Their sleep positions
were amazing.
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It could've been
a mattress commercial.
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They made the bed
look expensive.
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But Roger...
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I know.
We can't keep doing this.
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We can't!
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And let me just say,
it's not like us.
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It isn't like us!
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So let's do something
about it, yeah?
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Yes. It's time.
Let's end this.
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- Peeping is good.
- Peepers are good.
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This old man
wasn't a creep.
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He was a researcher.
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A visionary.
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In search of connections.
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Can you imagine
if we had called the cops?
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They would've torn
this place to shreds!
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- This beautiful place.
- We're doing a good thing.
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We're protecting a legacy.
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Welp, that's done. So what
do you feel like doing now?
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This is what
I came for.
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This is what Route 69's
all about.
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Happiest I've been
in weeks.
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Weeks?
Try even more weeks.
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Less than a month, though.
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Nice! I'm watching a guy cover
his bed in hand towels.
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{\an8}God, why can't I have
this kind of relationship
with my family?
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♪ One way or another
I'm gonna find ya ♪
241
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,103
♪ I'm gonna get ya
get ya, get ya, get ya ♪
242
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:29,981
♪ One way or another
I'm gonna win ya ♪
243
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,359
♪ I'm gonna get ya,
get ya, get ya, get ya ♪
244
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,491
I'm concerned, Franny.
245
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:42,536
I think it's okay.
She watched a YouTube
video beforehand.
246
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:43,662
I mean you.
247
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,622
You haven't left
the attic in days.
248
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,834
I hate to say it,
but you have
no peep-life balance.
249
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,294
- What's up with you?
- Me? I'm good.
250
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,587
Swimming a lot.
251
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,340
Only bummer is
I haven't seen
anyone 69ing.
252
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,552
And I picked up a pretty nasty
infection from the pool water.
253
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,512
Yeah, that's weird.
254
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,722
Why don't ya take a break,
drive into town with me?
255
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,351
I'm gonna grab a coffee,
maybe some Visine
for my overworked peepers.
256
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,937
Sure. Just one second.
257
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:16,570
♪ If you want to
plan a sexy trip ♪
258
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,531
♪ Drop to your knees
and get ready for my tip ♪
259
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,576
♪ You'll feel fine
on Route 69! ♪
260
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,660
Yeah!
261
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,706
Goodbye?
Not goodbye for me, though,
262
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,458
'cause here's the exit
for the Clearview!
263
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,549
Little weird.
Won't over-think it.
264
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,509
Just gonna go back
and exit properly.
265
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,143
Did...
Did that sign change?
266
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:57,235
Did you see all the brochures
in the lobby?
267
00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,405
Oh, dang, five percent
off this ghost tour?
268
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,240
Sounds like a ghost bore.
269
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,367
More like
a ghost snore.
270
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,536
More like a ghost snore.
271
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,750
There's something
about this family
272
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,044
that looks
just like my family,
273
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,713
that reminds me
of my family.
274
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,884
Roger, I think I'm ready
to go home.
275
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,903
{\an8}Where am I?
276
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,696
Ninth time's the charm, baby.
277
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,283
Wha-blam!
278
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,912
Holy shit!
279
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,129
Whoa.
280
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,340
My butt is way over there.
281
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,015
Ya got Franny,
leave a message.
282
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,018
Hey, Franny, Rog,
quick update
on a few challenges here.
283
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,020
Had to buy Kroger
brand eye drops.
284
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,481
Town's got zero
Visine anywhere.
285
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,109
And I think we got
an evil motel situation.
286
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,694
Seems to be
using dark magic
to keep me
287
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,112
from getting back to you.
288
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,322
How are things on your end?
Hopefully just normal.
289
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,533
Alright, I better focus up.
I'm 'bout to bust a move.
290
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,826
- Off-road!
291
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,119
Oh, I'm right off a cliff.
292
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,331
Free-fallin'.
Good news is
I'm in the LeBaron.
293
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,875
This baby's built like a tank,
so I think I could survive...
294
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,206
What is this?
295
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,585
No, no, no, that's not
how you eat a sandwich, Jeff.
296
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,919
Stan?
297
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,963
You eat it from the side.
Like so.
298
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,466
Mm. Mm.
299
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,552
Oh, Stan!
300
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:34,726
It's the whole family!
And they're letting me in.
301
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,686
You're letting me in!
302
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,397
Oh, thank you, large owl.
303
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,364
We're all together again.
304
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,711
Almost perfect.
305
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,463
That's my Hayley.
306
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,384
Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
307
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,053
My Laser Rats jersey
was razzmatazz red.
308
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,222
Now it looks
freakin' gooseberry!
309
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,349
I'll be laughed out
of the Rat Hive!
310
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,562
Mmm.
311
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,064
That little shit!
312
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:24,567
Let me get
a hit of that, Rogu.
313
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:28,571
That's the good stuff.
Nice and chalky,
the way I like.
314
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,323
Jesus, Jeff.
315
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,243
Oh, Steve!
316
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,079
And he's wearing
the new T-shirt.
317
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,081
Nice new shirt, Steve.
318
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,749
But where's it from?
319
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,750
Where'd you get it?
320
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,918
Yes!
321
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,254
Here comes Mama's information!
322
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,588
Amazon.
- Got him!
323
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,090
Amazon.
324
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,591
They have the best prices.
325
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,718
Great company.
326
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,929
Wait, "great company"?
327
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,597
Steve hates big tech.
328
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,767
He's always moaning
about buying local.
329
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,060
This feels off.
330
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,604
I don't believe you.
331
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,565
You're lying.
Tell me the truth!
332
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,827
She said she was stickin'
around that funeral,
333
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,620
but I just got off the phone
with Tuttle,
334
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,497
and he says she embarrassed
herself and left.
335
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,291
This is all because
you wouldn't tell Mom
336
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,959
where you got that
dumb T-shirt, Steve.
337
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,795
Oh, please,
you can't blame
this all on me!
338
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,963
What about Klaus?
339
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,631
Me? I wasn't even there.
340
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,633
Maybe you should've been!
341
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,219
What's going on?
What is this place?
342
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,022
Hello.
343
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,067
Oh, thank God,
there's subtitles.
344
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,249
{\an8}Aaah!
345
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,947
I'm still a little confused.
346
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,965
So this place has been cursed
since caveman times.
347
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,885
But what do
I have to do with it?
348
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,393
No, no!
349
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,563
I said I wanted connection
with my family,
350
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,773
not some eternal chain
of perverts!
351
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,942
I never wanted to be here!
352
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:15,446
Roger, how would you feel
if we hid out at a motel
for a few nights?
353
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,782
But I don't
want this anymore.
354
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,325
I want out!
355
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,791
The backfire. My car!
356
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:30,253
Wait, is this happening now?
357
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,089
Nice backfire.
Your car's pretty funny,
too, Francine.
358
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,924
No, Francine!
359
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,093
Oh. No vacancy.
360
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,096
Probably best.
We should just go home.
361
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,016
Yes, Francine! Go home!
362
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,518
No!
363
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,938
Oh! Guess it's our lucky day.
364
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,440
Don't come up here!
365
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,025
Don't you dare!
366
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,863
Oh, I guess it's not.
367
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,037
That bitch owes me.
368
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,001
I guess I felt disconnected.
369
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,962
I latched on to the funeral
like it could fix that
370
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:18,009
but no one even
wanted me there,
and I just feel... dumb.
371
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:22,138
You might not believe this,
but sometimes I feel dumb.
372
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,308
Mom, I should've just told you
where I got the T-shirt.
373
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,976
It's so stupid,
I got it from...
374
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,645
No.
Don't tell me, Steve.
375
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,481
What you choose to share
isn't up to me,
376
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,982
{\an8}and I have to accept that.
377
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:36,319
{\an8}Ditto for me, Steve.
I also don't give a shit.
378
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,988
{\an8}Roger, how was your trip?
The Route 69 thing?
379
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,824
{\an8}Super sexy, big success
from that perspective.
380
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,160
{\an8}Was it funny?
381
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,330
{\an8}Massively so.
Both guts and nuts
were busted!
382
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,920
{\an8}New vent! Nice.
383
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,257
{\an8}Bye!
Have a beautiful time!
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