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♪ I had to put in a song
and it goes like... ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh ♪
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♪ It's my week to host
the Langley Garden Club ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh ♪
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♪ I would kill myself
if I didn't have this club ♪
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- Ow!
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- Oh, mama!
- You scared the hell
out of me.
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Sorry! I was just gonna
ask you to turn your
music down.
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Why?
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I'm having
my gardening club come over,
if you must know.
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A gardening club?
I'm doing gardening right now!
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This, drinking beers
and a lawnmower,
is not gardening.
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It is if you're not a pussy.
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Is that your club?
They fancy.
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Don't worry about it!
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Please, Francine,
stay away from my garden club.
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I've never asked you for
anything before.
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You just asked me
to turn my music down.
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Just leave my club alone!
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I didn't roll out in time.
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling
that it's gonna be
a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Ah!
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{\an8}♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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{\an8}What's cracking, guys?
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{\an8}We can't agree on
anything to watch on Netflix,
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{\an8}mostly because everyone's
ideas are dog shit.
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{\an8}Says the girl who wanted
to watch Air Bud.
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{\an8}- You love Air Bud!
- I love Air Bud 3: World Pup.
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{\an8}I'm a Beethoven man myself.
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Are you done, Stan?
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{\an8}Anyway. Sounds like
you guys are in a rut.
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{\an8}When I'm in a rut,
I like to do a little
tea-bagging.
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{\an8}- Ew, Klaus!
- Not traditional teabagging.
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{\an8}I'm talking about the
inspirational quotes on my
teabag tags.
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{\an8}Let's see what this one says.
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{\an8}"The power of positivity.
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{\an8}Everything in the world
began with a 'Yes'."
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{\an8}Oh, so good.
I shouldn't have shared it.
Don't do that one.
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{\an8}Maybe we need
a good tea-bagging.
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{\an8}I mean, being negative
isn't getting us anywhere.
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{\an8}I say we try being positive
and saying yes to everything
starting now.
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{\an8}- I guess.
- Fine.
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{\an8}- Tea-bag me.
- Not one of you said yes.
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{\an8}♪ Yes ♪
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{\an8}Can you guys believe Tuttle
has a gardening club?
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{\an8}- Yes!
- Go, Tuttle!
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{\an8}- Great news!
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{\an8}I'm surprised I even care,
but as soon as he said
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{\an8}I couldn't be part of it,
it's all I can think about.
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{\an8}Look who it [bleep] is.
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{\an8}Clowns on parade.
Looking... well, pretty good.
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Is she wearing
a scarf as a belt?
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{\an8}And she's wearing
a belt as a scarf?
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{\an8}Oh, I gotta get in this club!
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{\an8}Why are you still here?
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{\an8}- Yes!
- Get over there, Mom!
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{\an8}- That's pretty loud.
- Yes!
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Excuse me?
Garden people, wait up!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
Lady, with her titty out.
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{\an8}Are you in Tuttle's
Garden Club?
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{\an8}Who? This is the Langley Falls
Garden Club.
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{\an8}- It's run by the city.
- So anyone can join?
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{\an8}Anyone with 40 bucks
and a garden, I guess.
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You apply online
with a photo of your garden.
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Great!
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But word to the wise,
make sure your garden
looks good.
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They're a tough audience.
You ever seen Mean Girls?
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Well, they hate that movie.
And that movie is awesome!
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I need a ride to Home Depot.
Who wants to drive me?
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- I think Klaus
should drive.
- What? Why?
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Yes!
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Oh, man.
I really tea-bagged
myself this time.
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And we're here
for light bulbs?
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No, flower bulbs!
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Dang, spicy burgs!
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- Who's in?
- In.
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- Oh, yeah.
- I'm not really into spice.
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Maybe I'll try a bite.
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And then eat the rest!
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I don't think I've seen
one Home Depot employee
since we walked in.
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Oh, they've hidden themselves
throughout the store.
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They hate helping customers.
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- He's cute.
- Put it in the cart.
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Put it in the cart.
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Put it in the cart.
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Can I get some
goddang help in aisle 16?
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Hey, Roger.
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Mike Madonia. Like "begonia,"
but I don't smell like one.
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I work in manure.
I'm The Rototiller Man.
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Rototiller Man?
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You mean like a guy
who turns the dirt over
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- so you can plant stuff?
- Turn the dirt over?
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Oh, yeah,
I guess that's exactly it.
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But I go deeper than anyone
in the business.
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Most only go
eight to ten inches deep
before they turn it over,
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but I go 16 inches.
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And then, and only then,
do I turn it over.
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{\an8}- Um, no, thanks.
Just in case.
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{\an8}Just in case.
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Just in case. Just in case.
Just in case.
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Saying yes to things
fricking rules.
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We're relaxing in the sun,
eating spicy burgers.
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All on a porch that can be
snapped together in less than
90 minutes.
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You know, I could live
on a porch like this.
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Hey, who wants to live
on this porch?
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- Me.
- I do.
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Ugh. So spicy.
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-"Mike Madonia?"
Just in case.
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Klaus,
where should I put this?
I'm thinking middle.
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Yeah, no duh in the middle.
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I will be notified? But when?
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- Oh, right now.
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I'm so happy for you!
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{\an8}Now let's reward ourselves
with a sneak peek at
Steve's browser history.
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Ugh!
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Oh, there's something new
in my inbox.
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Now all I need is something
poo in my outbox.
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Bathroom computer time
officially ruined.
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- Great party, am I right?
- That's pretty.
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Hey, Tuttle, check it out.
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♪ You can find me in da club ♪
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What the hell are you doing?
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Looks like Cherry Street's
got two competitors
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in the Home Depot Garden
Competition this year, Al.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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You see this twig, Francine?
This twig is me.
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And you're bending me.
Keep bending
and I'm gonna snap.
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Al, what are you doing
to that twig, you weirdo?
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Hey, Sandy said
you might enter the Home Depot
Competition?
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Get this, it's hosted by
Kyra Sedgwick this year!
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The winner gets a plaque
and a $1,000 Home Depot
gift card.
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Ooh, I could do a lot
back here with $1,000.
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No, this isn't a garden!
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It's a football goose
and a sunflower.
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We would be a laughingstock
if this... this thing,
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this abomination
was even entered!
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This club has standards!
Scones!
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Scones at my house.
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Scones!
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These ladies love scones,
but you'll never know that.
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But now I do know that.
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You almost made me
forget my twig.
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All I wanted to do
was be part of the club,
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and Tuttle made me look
like a fool!
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- Aww.
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Don't roundhouse the goose.
He's an innocent.
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Klaus, look.
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Roger's a gardening genius
this week!
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If he can save my garden,
I can win the Home Depot
competition
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and put Tuttle in his place.
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Are you sure you want to
involve a Roger persona?
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I have to. I mean,
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they left me
for scones, Klaus.
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Ugh, the the worst pastry
of all, so dry.
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God damn it!
Where's my phone?
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- Argh! My [bleep] foot!
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Son of a bitch!
What in the world
did I step on, a Bugle?
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Oh. I'll be,
it's an old Bugle.
My phone ringing?
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Yes.
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Oh, hey, guys.
Who you calling, Francine?
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She's calling Rototiller Man.
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Oh, Mike Madonia?
Be right down.
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Get on! Get on! Get on!
I can't stop this thing!
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00:09:14,951 --> 00:09:17,287
Hey, babe, have you seen
my dad or Steve lately?
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They went inside
to use the bathroom,
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but I think customers
keep asking them for help.
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And they keep saying yes.
Nice.
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Roger, slow down! We're here!
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I like to really
hammer the accelerator
in the lumber section.
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Smoke out all the rats.
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Plus, we're not going
to regular Home Depot.
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We're going into
the secret section that only
professionals can get into.
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Aisle nine and three quarters.
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Roger, this isn't an aisle.
We're out in the woods.
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00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:07,045
Yeah, that was a nearly
impossible-to-get
Harry Potter joke.
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I was just trying
to prepare you
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for the magical nature
of what you're about to see.
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- Feed me!
- Eat me!
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00:10:13,343 --> 00:10:16,387
Hey, isn't that the plant
from that musical?
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00:10:16,387 --> 00:10:18,806
Yeah, but we don't mess
with anything back here,
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except the lady selling worms.
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{\an8}Hey, Madonia,
what can I do you for?
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{\an8}Let's get a stack of
Delaware Diggers and a case
of West Texas Jumbos.
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00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:34,989
So how come
you like worms so much?
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Well, sometimes I worry
that one of the worms
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crawled in my ear
and is now controlling
my brain.
193
00:10:42,038 --> 00:10:44,082
But that did not happen.
194
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Worms are cool
and control nothing.
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You're taking the guard off?
You sure that's safe?
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I'm sure it's unsafe,
but you know what they say,
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"Safety last, deepness first."
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It's also how the world's
largest rototiller is.
199
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Actually,
I'm thinking about upgrading.
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00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:06,729
Wow. Big.
- Yeah. World's largest.
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I'm gonna go check it out
as soon as I'm done here
fixing your life.
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♪ Steal away ♪
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♪ The weakest one ♪
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Snap.
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Mr. Madonia!
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I thought you'd be on your way
to see that big-ass rototiller
by now.
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I am. But I wanted to swing by
and give you this first.
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Just a little something
for good luck in the
competition tomorrow.
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For me? I feel like I owe you.
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Oh, you do.
You owe me $67,000.
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What? Let me see that.
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Kidding. This is just
a blank piece of paper
I found.
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I'll find a use for it.
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00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:11,794
Oh, please open the gift
immediately.
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It's a live animal
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I had professionally
gift-wrapped at the mall
yesterday.
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Oh, my!
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Ooh, he fancy.
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Where'd he go?
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I told you I'd find
a use for it.
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Francine, come quick!
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Your garden!
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Good luck in the competition
tomorrow, Franny.
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This is bad. We should just
kill ourselves in the woods.
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The woods!
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{\an8}Francine, I was only kidding.
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{\an8}At least you still got
the goose!
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He got the goose.
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- Mom?
- No time!
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00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:11,979
She must have seen
our deal on flooring.
231
00:13:11,979 --> 00:13:15,858
My fingers are pure callus
from cutting keys all day.
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Well, not to one-up you,
233
00:13:17,193 --> 00:13:19,153
but I basically cut off
my hand on the table saw.
234
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Luckily, there was
a staple gun nearby.
235
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,574
You win this round, Dad.
236
00:13:26,994 --> 00:13:28,079
What is this crap?
237
00:13:28,079 --> 00:13:30,248
It's steroid fertilizer
238
00:13:30,248 --> 00:13:33,334
from the black market section
of Home Depot.
239
00:13:34,627 --> 00:13:36,128
Whoa.
240
00:13:36,128 --> 00:13:39,590
- This seems like
cheating, Francine.
- You can say that again.
241
00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:42,426
But not when the judges
are here, okay?
242
00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:50,977
Hurray! Our fancy-ass
goose is back.
243
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,937
Great.
244
00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:56,357
Let's catch some z's
before the competition starts.
245
00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:18,212
Klaus!
246
00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:24,093
Maybe we went too heavy
on the fertilizer.
247
00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:29,181
Um... Klaus, your tail.
248
00:14:29,181 --> 00:14:31,475
{\an8}- Do you feel okay?
249
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,853
Oh, ho-ho!
250
00:14:33,853 --> 00:14:37,481
I feel juicy as hell.
Let me get a quick snap
for Danuta.
251
00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:39,942
She's gonna wanna see
my beedonk.
252
00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:46,532
I don't know, Klaus.
Something feels very wrong.
253
00:14:46,532 --> 00:14:48,576
I mean, look at the big hole!
254
00:14:48,576 --> 00:14:52,496
Maybe it is a little bigger,
but I guess it had to be.
255
00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:56,459
Memphis Stormfront here
with Kyra Sedgwick,
256
00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:59,503
kicking off the Home Depot
Garden competition.
257
00:14:59,503 --> 00:15:01,672
{\an8}Kyra, you're an
amazing actress,
258
00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:03,549
{\an8}so you must
get asked this a lot.
259
00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:06,010
{\an8}Where's your
more-famous husband?
260
00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,470
{\an8}He's right there.
261
00:15:08,971 --> 00:15:11,974
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
That's Kevin Bacon!
262
00:15:11,974 --> 00:15:13,267
Yeah, I know.
263
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,269
Should I go over to him,
or would that be weird?
264
00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:17,188
- That'd be weird.
- Because he's so private.
265
00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:20,524
Because we're on live TV
and this is a garden
competition that I'm hosting.
266
00:15:20,524 --> 00:15:23,527
I'm sorry. Opportunities
like this, they just don't...
267
00:15:24,695 --> 00:15:27,281
Oh, my God,
my heart's beating so fast!
268
00:15:32,536 --> 00:15:36,540
Graboids. That's what
the worms in the movie
Tremors are called.
269
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,670
These monsters respond
to loud noises and vibrations!
270
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:43,547
Everyone on their roofs!
Like in the movie Tremors!
271
00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:45,549
But I haven't seen
that movie!
272
00:15:45,549 --> 00:15:49,053
Oh, God, I hadn't even
considered that possibility.
273
00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:57,645
{\an8}For anybody out there who
hasn't seen the movie Tremors,
it's on Pluto TV.
274
00:15:57,645 --> 00:16:00,648
{\an8}Now I'll warn you, there are
some ads, but it's worth it.
275
00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:04,568
{\an8}It's the only movie I've ever
been in that teaches you
how to get on a roof!
276
00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:08,072
- Kevin!
277
00:16:08,072 --> 00:16:10,408
Where? Did he come
out of the car?
278
00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:17,748
Oh, it's working, Klaus.
279
00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:20,501
Everyone got Kevin Bacon's
final message.
280
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:25,297
Speaking of final message,
I think Danuta was eaten by
one of your mutant worms
281
00:16:25,297 --> 00:16:27,717
because she left
my beedonk pic on read.
282
00:16:27,717 --> 00:16:30,636
Oh, no, what if I sent her
to heaven horny?
283
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:40,396
Tuttle! Cut the noise
and get on your roof!
284
00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:44,692
Beat it, debris!
I've got a garden competition
to win!
285
00:16:46,444 --> 00:16:51,407
Kablooey! I'm blowing
the competition away. L-O-L!
286
00:16:55,244 --> 00:16:56,871
We gotta save Tuttle.
287
00:16:56,871 --> 00:17:00,791
There's no use
being a hero, Francine.
Danuta is already dead.
288
00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:08,466
Help! My neighbor's
gone crazy.
289
00:17:14,221 --> 00:17:16,348
- What the heck was that?
- Quiet!
290
00:17:17,183 --> 00:17:19,101
You saved me.
291
00:17:19,101 --> 00:17:21,270
{\an8}Shut up! No one is saved yet.
292
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,773
Those things are attracted
to noise and vibrations!
293
00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:24,982
A-ha!
294
00:17:24,982 --> 00:17:27,777
Then we're gonna Pied Piper
these mothers!
295
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:54,595
- It's working.
- Great! Now what?
296
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:02,561
Lucky I knew what I wanted.
Some jerk knocked down
your menu sign.
297
00:18:03,771 --> 00:18:05,231
Go for Madonia.
298
00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:08,692
Mike, you remember that giant
rototiller you showed me?
299
00:18:08,692 --> 00:18:11,403
Why? Has it already been
reported stolen?
300
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:15,324
Oh, you're the best!
Rototill your ass to Chimdale!
301
00:18:15,324 --> 00:18:17,785
I've got a huge job for ya!
302
00:18:19,787 --> 00:18:20,788
Just in case.
303
00:18:30,798 --> 00:18:35,678
It's Mike Madonia!
Lead the worms into
the rototiller blades!
304
00:18:39,598 --> 00:18:42,685
{\an8}- Tuttle, what are you doing?
- I'm gonna jump it.
305
00:18:42,685 --> 00:18:44,854
You can't jump that thing.
306
00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:46,647
- Sure I can.
Whoa!
307
00:19:01,328 --> 00:19:04,707
I did it! Mike Madonia
saved the day--
308
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,377
- What were those things?
- Things?
309
00:19:08,377 --> 00:19:11,213
Al, those worms
were your fault.
310
00:19:11,213 --> 00:19:12,715
- They were?
- Yes.
311
00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:15,426
You wanted to keep me
out of your club so bad
312
00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:18,929
that I had to use mutant
fertilizer to get back at you.
313
00:19:18,929 --> 00:19:20,598
Well, that tracks.
314
00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:24,935
It's just,
the ladies in the club,
they like me.
315
00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:26,937
They call me Cool Al.
316
00:19:26,937 --> 00:19:29,773
I knew if you joined,
you'd tell them the truth.
317
00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:33,277
That tracks. I am a very
truthful person.
318
00:19:33,277 --> 00:19:36,488
But the truth is,
you are cool.
319
00:19:36,488 --> 00:19:39,366
And I can call you cool... No.
320
00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:43,329
What if I call you Big Al?
321
00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:45,247
I'd like that.
322
00:19:45,247 --> 00:19:47,625
{\an8}Guys, Danuta replied
to my butt selfie.
323
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:51,545
She said she's reporting me
to Boost Mobile!
324
00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:54,381
The game begins.
325
00:19:56,717 --> 00:20:00,554
- Kyra, I am so sorry
for your loss.
Thank you.
326
00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:04,308
But I can't let you leave
without awarding the plaque
to someone.
327
00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:05,643
Is this is a joke?
328
00:20:05,643 --> 00:20:09,438
It's not, no. You gotta do it.
Them's the rules.
329
00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:13,275
Here.
330
00:20:13,275 --> 00:20:18,238
Oh, sick. Check it out, guys.
Our positivity paid off.
331
00:20:18,238 --> 00:20:20,407
Oh. Don't forget
the gift card.
332
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,534
Here.
333
00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:25,204
Hey, you're that actress
who married Kevin Bacon.
What's he like?
334
00:20:25,204 --> 00:20:28,707
He's... He's dead!
335
00:20:31,377 --> 00:20:32,836
{\an8}Well, what was he like?
336
00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:39,760
{\an8}- Hey, babe.
337
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,764
{\an8}- Kev, you're alive?
- Hell, yeah.
338
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:46,850
{\an8}Our love is too strong for
some monstrous killer worm.
339
00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:49,687
{\an8}Oh, honey,
I'm so glad you're back.
340
00:20:49,687 --> 00:20:51,855
{\an8}You're never
getting rid of me, babe.
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