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Hello, I've kicked this young woman.

Dark scary room?

Dark mortality room in South Florida

Yeah that belt bad boy

Thank you for making me sir

The fans still want to see more now on Hook Up Therapy

They'ready for it

They get horny

Is it because...

Are you like asexual

That makes people want you even more

He's not really though

He's LARPs as an asexual person.

He just... he is tired

When you get older,

You just gets kind of tired

Sometimes you kinda give up

Or it becomes like more things become stupid

That what I've noticed

What was your thing?

Scorpio

See i don't know anything about that stuff

But the last one we talked to

She wa she

Aquarius

Yeah

What are Aquarius ladies like?

Ladies, a little bit different. From what I've noticed they just like to do things differently

They stand out from most in their own specific way

They like control

That's kind of what i'v noticed

Other than thats all ive got for you

That's an air sign, right?

Yes. Air signs are terrifying as fuck

Is that a leper too ?

Because they just float around

Yeah

Well their emotions just like...

They think more logical

Versus water signs and

Well I guess earth signs do thing logical too

But there is the emotions

Water signs or fire signals

Are definitely going to lead with their heart

versus earth and air are gonna live with their brains so like I clash with

Air Sirens because i think fully with my heart and they're just like logic so

kill him, kill him right now.

That's good content

that'll be good content

Everything about Capricorns

everything about capricorns

thats me

other than the capricorn stuff

get there money up

paper chase

Don't wanna leave the house.

Anal is a thing that Capricorns like apparently

So it didnt surprise me

They're in the feet

Weird shit

Earth, you know

Earth keeping grounded

That's me for real

You also do have very like

Like Capricorns are like dad of Zodiac or daddy energy

I guess the girl's Zodiac sign was one of the bartenders a couple weeks ago, she was so hot. She

Was like daddy and i said this bitch is like Capricorn

And she asked her and it turned out to be right

What are they worst zodiac signs?

You're lying

This has become Astrology-Zodiac hour

Probably Geminis

Aquarius or Cancer

私の個人的な経験を使っているだけ

ロータリスト女性にとても良い長期間交流がありました

それは僕たちには問題ない

あなた達はいつでもクレイジーだと思う

それこそ一部です

もしあんまり気づかず、嘘言ったら

That'll piss me off, that's one thing that will get me but other than that like...

See I'm way too lazy to lie anymore.

When i was younger

would do this song buts

man why?

Why wouldn't you want it

What song is for the guys who

like weird toxic

loverboy shit

they're like a younger

kinda grungy

maybe tattered up

like emotionally manipulative, gaslighting.

All of them!

All under fucking 29

Flesh Mechanic

He's like Jesus Christ incarnated

You know the Flesh Mechanic right?

you haven't seen the Flesh Mechan-

Show me flesh mechanic

Everybody

he is a new guy

Is that The Flexhmechanik

No this is

This Leonid Rodzinski

They are our only fans

Shout out to you

Watch thi video for free

because own his website

Brought it back

I have his picture on my phone to remind me of what a fucking failure i am

This is like the only picture of him you can find in the whole internet

Maybe it's on OnlyFans

Did imagine because knew about him before and thought he was just partial owner

But,I thought that big fat pig person

And then saw this picture

He looks like 42 or something

Looks like green juice after spin class

Yeah.He has good shape

I was talking to a friend of mine like the other day about like he wants he's

He was just this regular kind

Of dude and hes just like, i wanna get into crystals.

Im getting into crystals

And then saw him one week later

And hes'like

What are you gonna do with this crystal?

Yeah

Well

Just

Idk

Try it out

Man

Like

Are

You

23 year old

White girl

Dude

But

Uh

Then

HES

LIKE

I want

To

Do

Tarot card

Reading

And

It

Would

Never

Be

Cool

He's like, you're gonna be cool and I was like...

And he said that he wanted to go see a psychic.

And then i was like bro

What? A psychic is not going do anything

Psychics are not going anything for me

They either just gonna

It will fake

You'r doing great

Don't worry about anything

Its good

Or if they were real

Then there will chance

That

Something bad

Gonna happen

Fucking

Do u want know

No

Yeah

This would be great if we could just like come right now and not like...

See you guys next episode!

Cut the cameras, deadass

What do you think about penises?

Um..I love penises

I love when...

...I love penises.

Um, strong ones like a nice strong

...don't really care about the length

just like this strong penis

that represents my personality

you know

What's the uh

what is the most interesting

penis?

To be honest

My body count is not very high

it' s 7

so

So, I don't know.

But i've seen some interesting ones on OnlyFans for sure

You gotta pump those numbers up

Those are rookie numbers

Rookie numbers! For real

Interesting penises on Only Fans?

Mhmm

That's amazing

Oh my gosh

Have you been with a big honker

A really big giant

humongous penis

Not really

No im not going to give them that credit

I remember one of the first girls...I don't even know how to talk about this

One of the first girls that i ever hooked up with

When, you know when was like 19

She was like a little younger than me

And she said her ex-boyfriend had

A dick that's bigger

Than what fosters can

That is insane

See and my mind went

What?

But mostly

And it didn'y bother

I think she was telling the truth.

It didn't even bother me,

how is that real?

And she's just like

and i loved it

She was super hot

She taught me a bunch of stuff

Wait how old were you guys

19

Slightly younger

Met her at an AA meeting

That'a great place actually

Yeah

A lot people probably don''t realize

When you're filming jizzers, a lot of times it's like you're doing it during the day and there are different ambient noises from people doing things that can affect when you film yourself.

Like people cutting the grass or using leaf blower to blow around grass

They don'think about their jizzes when they do thei job

Yeah, it's like fucking...

People don't understand. It can be very tough

Oh my gosh

This is the real deal folks

This is what its all about

Going to the drove

So what are your thoughts about that?

It was much better than I expected actually, even though it was a little bit of mess.

Well that happens

Yeah it happens when things are going in and out of your foot

Because you could get into the moment more forward than me

No you didn't

But yeah but super hot

What the fuck is he doing?

I'm going to get some close-ups done man.

Just get all the close ups, just this and then the foot

That's the label

Let me check Tiktok see if we got some interesting questions

Did this video post?

Stupid app

God he is still here

That's my handsome, that is my elden lord.

I got a question

The most underrated foreplay stuff people don't do enough

Hmm...I would say emotional stuff

Like you have to connect with someone

You can if your just wanting fuck

But it is even better

If you can like connect emotionally

Maybe a little bit. It's always good

I would say fingering is really good

Yeah, fingerings are lost art

So i don't even know how to do it

Most people have forgotten about the finger

So you're okay with saying where your from?

Yeah, Iowa. It's a humorous place to say I'm from right?

Pretty cool place isn't it

Oh yeah so much corn

So are you thinking about eventually trying to move down here or

I would love to, but at the end of all of this

i just picture myself in the mountains away from everybody

so idk if like...I wanna do that and then just have little trips here

one or two

Do you think he'll live down here?

Oh yeah for sure

100%. I don't know, but it makes doing this job a lot easier because there are girls all the time.

But sometimes i feel like im starting to get tired of this job

Could you see yourself ever...I dont know

When do you want stop doing this?

Oh ill stroke out probably

I do eventually want to have kids and stuff, so part of me is like

Well fuck it. Let'still keep doing this

We're not in an Adam situation

But then a part of my mind is like once we start having kids maybe

Maybe live up on the northeast or something again

Iowa?

I moved to Iowa.

I want to move Alaska and buy a fishing boat, like crab fishing boat

And raise my kids on that crab fishing boat

A couple of them die and fall off the boats

We all just drink hard liquor everyday

Even the kids?

I don't know if this is a good question, but it's about Stella and me off camera.

It depends on the situation of the girl but...

It makes her work better

Yeah. But then too, it's like if anybody was still like we'd already been kind of talking more so we just

fucked immediately before I even filmed anything the first time around and

And then came inside her in 3 or 4 minutes

I was trying to lock that down, you know?

She said she had an idea and maybe it doesn't work.

Maybe it's not working

That was awesome

It was super great

Welcome therapy

We all learned a lot

about a lot of things.

Thank you guys, thanks for watching

See you in the next one!

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