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Okay, so it's rolling just here. Hey Alex

I'm here to make a cool scene for whatever you need

i don't like personal space

I was just teasing you.

Let'see, like...

Nice!

This is good

This is how a podcast should be

Just talk like this

Do you like the weather in here?

No

Does anyone...?

No, it'so much better than here. I was telling

It is like 120 degrees

But its dry

That what everyone says but its fucking true

Its like sometimes you come outside of here and

Im wet all the time here

Not in a fun way

A hot sponge

When you go into the AC

65 degrees

Thats thing though

You get diseases

Illnesses

I get, i have chronic bronchitis when im in environments like this.

Ill get H12 times a year and Vegas is zero

because there's not so much nastiness

And everybody sweats so much here

In Vegas theres no really that muc h sweat or BO

because it just evaporates immediately

That good

Yeah theres alot of people down here

they jus walk around really stinky all the time

Some guys like it.

People smell funny here

I'll walk into a house and be like,

It smells mold in here

When i was kid

Coming out of Florida

And thought that Florida smelled weird

And the water was really weird

While working with Alex Adams today

She's like

Are you with Hussey?

No...it used to

Hold on let me text the owner

Oh so that is not you

I looked around some more, and it said something on the wall about renting rooms

And it had some porn people names. So this is a porn house!

So...I can come inside

Yeah like one of these shoot houses

There's rules in different places

Like take your trash out

Don't clog the toilet

If you clog your toilets

You know, the rules are like don't put things in this trash can. Put it in another trash cans

And like...

Yeah

I only shoot there

If have other places then use them because its a little bit

Some of the beds there squeaks so bad

Yeah, I like put pillows and yeah

Cuz that'saying like regular companies at one you can use it cuz it slides to late looks like a kind of abandoned building

Well

Like important my car somewhere and then Mike

There was couple beds an'like some windows. Um fun with thats

That''s what the water we need

So don't feel authentic

Experience

I never even took my fucking socks off.

That's good.

Oh yeah, I was gonna ask how does it look from over there?

Looks good

Looks like a butt bouncing on dick

We're not done with the interview

That is okay! Ask me questions

What would you like to know Alex

We've got Alex and Alix here

So I mean like, how long have you been out in the movie?

My whole life.

Wait you're from there?!

Makes more sense!

Vegas local...

Desert wrap

Did you like um

Were your really poor and a band of people that would rob people

No

I don't know if it's because we're on scams or something, but like...

Shockingly no. No!

It is a pretty small town really

Yeah it isn´s not that big

No its just the strip

Where are you from?

Maryland

Well there ya go

Now your in Florida

Best blue crabs and heroin

In the world

It's a good, fun place.

That was... like you ever watch The Wire?

You ever watch The Wire on HBO

Well that was how I grew up

Wanna poke your eye out

You couldn't leave

You couldn't go.

Unless you wanna piss yourself

Maybe that's what he wanted, to like...

Piss yourself? Yo!

I didn' do it

You didn get what you wanted

Okay so we're even now

So gotta another one

Yeah well okay

Walmart

Halfway house

Worked at the grocery too

Stock shelves

I'm a control specialist.

Gas station, graveyard shift alone

Only got robbed once

One time two dudes

An old guy and like young kid came in

And the old guy broke some beer bottles

And i was like oh god don'touch it or cut yourself

So I was busy with him, and the kid was like trying to get shit out of the front

But i heard him

So

Went back up

To The Front

And he's like what do you think your doing?

He ran past me

Chased Him outside

Threw rocks at their car

Wait but

That Kid Was Stealing Stuff

Like

Stole $700 worth Of Cigarettes

Holy Shit

In a trash bag

Yeah

so

Old Guy

Did Diversion

He was like, he went over to where the beer cooler and he was just dropping beer.

Oh okay

And then you walked ovr there

Uh huh

And then that other kid came an sold us cigarettes

Damn that's crazy

What kind of... Was this a big chain gas station or?

There were only five so it is local chain

That it crazy

How long did you do tha

For probably year-and half

I don't know

And they had to transfer me after that because one of the cops that came after the robbery started stalking me.

Which was much worse than getting robbed!

He would sit in... I was only like 21 and he would siit in parking lot

an wait for get off, then whip his car infront on my

to like block me off from my car yeah and like I was like follow me hom

so they transferred

My ex-girlfriend Molly Jane were dating this was probably eight years ago

she got pulled over maybe just for

I was like, yeah that's kinda fucked up.

And then we had an open relationship and we would have sex with other people

you know what i mean?

She was like...

He was kind of like, okay.

I was just like we should have sex with him

and then she ended up hooking up with him

and she said that during the sexual intercourse he howled like a wolf

Oh my God! What is wrong with people?

Yeah it's making you go...

And then be all

Like legit

My god

She hooked-ed to this werewolf

Didn't know it

Yea

I don't know what to do with myself

but it'so good

and thank you for watching

I'm going to do a little warm-up exercise.

It's called the leg raise, and it is an important part of yoga practice

Yeah.

Might use your legs

What was your favorite job?

I mean before, like...

My favorite job was the restaurant at the sushi place

Oh okay

It'so nice

Why what cause it seems like chill or...?

it is a family place and really chill

And food just really good

and we can jus kind of eat

That cool

Oh my god, guys.

Oh fuck!

ohmygod

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh fuck yeah! Yes-yes

Next thing you know I'm coming good

Come here come on let me taste it

Yeah

Okay let's just swallow

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