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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:21,860 So I got this new computer, and I have no idea how to use it. 3 00:00:21,860 --> 00:00:23,080 Do you? 4 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,920 No, I mean, it looks nice, but girl, 5 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,460 I know nothing about computers. 6 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:30,480 I don't even know how to turn this thing off. 7 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:31,480 Yeah, me either. 8 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,360 But my stepson has a whiz at it. 9 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,080 So maybe he can help. 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:35,580 Yeah. 11 00:00:35,580 --> 00:00:40,000 Jay, let's ask him. 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:40,480 Hey, mom. 13 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:41,120 You caught me? 14 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,600 Hey, son. 15 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,600 This is Jay. 16 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,720 Aw, he's even cuter than you said. 17 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:48,440 He's my friend-in-law. 18 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,340 Hi, Jay. 19 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,080 You know, you should meet my son sometime. 20 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,160 You guys would get along great. 21 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,680 OK. 22 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,000 Well, if that's all, mom, I need to go back to my homework. 23 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,860 Oh, no, that's not it. 24 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:01,000 We can't even turn the computer on. 25 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,200 I just got this new computer. 26 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,560 Well, did you try pushing power? 27 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,200 Which one's the power? 28 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,780 You don't know which one the power is. 29 00:01:09,780 --> 00:01:13,920 It's-- right here, look. 30 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,480 Oh my gosh, Jay's so smart. 31 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,760 It's not a big of a deal, mom. 32 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:19,880 I didn't know how to do it. 33 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,160 She didn't know how to do it. 34 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,080 Oh, yeah, and then you got to put in the password. 35 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,520 Oh, password? 36 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,400 Where do you do that? 37 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:32,240 Well, I mean, you have to push any key and it will come out. 38 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,240 Any key? 39 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,060 Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:35,560 Right? 41 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,440 Oh. 42 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:37,440 You guys are oblivious. 43 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,440 That is so easy. 44 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,520 What is the password, though? 45 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,080 So yeah, just type in the password. 46 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,520 You know the one dad gave us. 47 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,600 What? 48 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,640 What is the password? 49 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,360 You know, the one dad gave us. 50 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,760 So go ahead and type that in. 51 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,760 So, uh, OK. 52 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,200 Password. 53 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:11,040 Yeah, and so, yeah, you type the password in and then the computer opens. 54 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:11,920 Oh, OK. 55 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:19,440 OK, and then, like, how do we, like, do the internet thing? 56 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:23,680 You got to open a browser. 57 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:24,680 A browser? 58 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,200 How do we open a browser? 59 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,200 What's a browser? 60 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:32,400 You push start, and then you select browser and you click on it. 61 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,400 Um. 62 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,680 Oh, well, what are you doing? 63 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,720 Start or start. 64 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,720 Um, how do you-- 65 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,520 What's one to learn on the computer, mom? 66 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,960 Yeah, please, help me. 67 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,200 I don't know what I'm doing. 68 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,200 OK. 69 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,200 I still-- 70 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,200 OK, hold on. 71 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,200 I'll do it. 72 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:52,360 So now that you got the password in, then you push start. 73 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,360 OK. 74 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,160 I'm, like, over here. 75 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,160 I think it's right there. 76 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,160 I think that's the-- 77 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,200 It's next to the space bar. 78 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,200 All right. 79 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,200 There we go. 80 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,200 That's OK. 81 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,200 Now things are happening. 82 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,200 OK, what do I do now? 83 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,200 Just click on it, mom. 84 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,200 OK, I'm trying. 85 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,200 Oh. 86 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,200 Wait. 87 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,200 Something-- something's going on. 88 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,200 OK. 89 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,200 I think it's right there. 90 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,200 OK. 91 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,200 I'm trying. 92 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,200 OK, I'm trying. 93 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,200 Oh. 94 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,060 Wait, something-- something's happening. 95 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:19,560 Maybe that over there? 96 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,560 Oh, OK. 97 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,560 This is so confusing. 98 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,720 You gotta click on that. 99 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:23,720 OK, I am. 100 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,720 I'm trying. 101 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:25,720 I'm so confused. 102 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,360 You just keep trying, mom. 103 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,360 I do. 104 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,360 [CHUCKLING] 105 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,360 Hmm. 106 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:49,140 Yeah, I don't even know, like, what everything means. 107 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:50,140 Oh. 108 00:03:50,140 --> 00:04:04,680 You know what it takes a little time sometimes to learn? 109 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,680 Don't be scared. 110 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,680 I want to let you french fry. 111 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,680 OK. 112 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,680 Yeah. 113 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,680 OK, so you sign next to the space bar. 114 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,680 Yeah. 115 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,680 Oh, that worked. 116 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:12,680 OK. 117 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,960 Yeah, and select the program you want to open which is browser. 118 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,920 Browser, browser, browser. 119 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:38,880 Over here?. Okay. No you did it. Oh. That wasn't too bad. Okay. Not that you've done it. Why don't you let my mom try it. 120 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,000 - All right, so you figured it out. 121 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,520 - Yeah it's just starting the browser, mom. 122 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,820 - Okay. 123 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,900 What is this? 124 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,600 What just happened? 125 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,760 Why is it working? 126 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,120 Oh wait, they flipped it wrong, okay. 127 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,280 - There you go, yeah, click on that one. 128 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,120 - Oh okay. 129 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,120 - It'll open. 130 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,060 - Okay, cool. 131 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,280 (clicking) 132 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,400 All right, we're good. 133 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,440 - Good, so now you have to open accounts, 134 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,440 so why don't let your friend open the account. 135 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,440 - Okay, will you help me open the account? 136 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,680 Yeah, I need to open it. 137 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:37,140 Okay, start profile, 138 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:43,320 or no, that's not, open accounts. 139 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Now I wanna see like putting so much info. 140 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,160 - You're doing it right, yeah. 141 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,060 Just click on the one you wanna open. 142 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:04,320 (clicking) 143 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:13,580 Okay, I think it's, is this right? 144 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:15,220 Is it open? 145 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:16,820 Is it, you got it? 146 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:18,120 - Yeah, you're doing good. 147 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:19,820 - I think. 148 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:22,800 (clicking) 149 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,800 - Oh, okay. 150 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:28,920 (clicking) 151 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,100 Mm-hm. 152 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,300 - See, now you have an email account. 153 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:45,200 Now you can actually, when you get on there, 154 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,400 your browser settings will be the same. 155 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,580 - Oh. 156 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:52,800 - She needs to create one, so why don't you create your account? 157 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,020 - Mm-hm, browser. 158 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,340 Okay, so how do you do this? 159 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:57,420 - You guys are learning fast. 160 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:59,520 - I think I'm getting the hang of it. 161 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,700 - I think you're. 162 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,160 - Yeah, you're really good. 163 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,440 Hopefully I can do, as good. 164 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,360 - Yeah, she had no problem with that. 165 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,000 She learned pretty fast. 166 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,260 (clicking) 167 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,020 (clicking) 168 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:20,460 - Okay, how would you do it? 169 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:21,300 - Oh. 170 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,620 - You're doing the right one, just keep clicking. 171 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:23,820 - Okay, all right. 172 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:24,920 - Just keep clicking. 173 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:25,760 - Thank you. 174 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:28,260 (clicking) 175 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,500 - Okay, there you go, please. 176 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:42,680 - All right. 177 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,960 - Just this, you can tell me what you're doing. 178 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,220 (clicking) 179 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:01,140 - So now, just tell me what your email, 180 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:03,400 you want me to make up something. 181 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,240 - Okay. 182 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:06,660 - Oh. 183 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,740 - And, what should I do? 184 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:09,980 - Please. 185 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,100 - Just pick a word. 186 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:16,660 Just pick that something that's easy to remember, 187 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:18,400 and then you're going to select the passwords. 188 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,120 - Okay, all right, I got this. 189 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,380 (clicking) 190 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:26,180 Okay. 191 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,520 And now it's, do it and stay. 192 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:31,840 - Do it and stay. 193 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,540 (clicking) 194 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,200 - Okay. 195 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,260 (sighs) 196 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:46,960 - Did I do it right? 197 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,380 - Yeah, looks like it worked. 198 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:49,460 - Okay, cool. 199 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:53,620 - So now, you just have to let her log into hers, 200 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,380 and then she can learn how to use the browser. 201 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:58,220 - Okay. 202 00:08:58,220 --> 00:08:59,580 - And then she can turn it into. 203 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,580 - All right. 204 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,660 - All right, so just log back into your account, 205 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:10,540 and then you're going to practice using the browser. 206 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:11,380 - Okay. 207 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,100 The browser's a search thingy? 208 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,460 - Yeah, now that you have an email, 209 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:20,080 it's gonna remember all your search searches and stuff, 210 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,080 and your account password and all that. 211 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:27,440 So, if it asks you to remember the password, just say yes. 212 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,280 - Yes. 213 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,020 - Okay, say password. 214 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,360 - Now what? 215 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,580 (groans) 216 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,340 Oh. 217 00:09:45,340 --> 00:09:47,660 (clicking) 218 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:49,260 - So now it'll let you search. 219 00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:53,420 You just type in the search bar, whatever you want to look for. 220 00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:56,500 (groans) 221 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,320 - You see how that works? 222 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,920 - Yeah. 223 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:08,760 - All right, now what? 224 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,100 - Hopefully, I remember all this thingy. 225 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:13,200 - All right, now you try it. 226 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,200 - All right. 227 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:19,340 Why are you doing what he's not here? (laughs) 228 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:22,340 - You guys are running quick, I think. 229 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:25,320 - I don't know, I don't know if I can do this. 230 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,160 Oh. 231 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:32,380 Okay. 232 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,380 (mumbles) 233 00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:47,560 (chewing) 234 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,720 - All right, one more minute. 235 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:55,120 That's my last handy. 236 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,880 (laughs) 237 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,680 (slurps) 238 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,020 - All the same. 239 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,860 (sighs) 240 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:08,020 (slurps) 241 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:08,860 . 242 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:10,860 (slurps) 243 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,280 (swallowing) 244 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,540 (slurping) 245 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:19,200 (slurping) 246 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:45,740 - Hey, how you doing? 247 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:46,760 - Thank you guys. 248 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,400 Another basics now. 249 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,540 - Thank you. 250 00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:53,720 - What was this all about anyways? 251 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:58,720 - Well, we just, we had to learn the computer first. 252 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,280 - Okay. 253 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,460 - We're gonna need your help with something else on here. 254 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:05,100 - Okay, well I gotta do my homework. 255 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,200 Okay, I'll see you guys later. 256 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,180 - All right, see you soon. 257 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,760 (upbeat music) 258 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,400 - Hey mom, what's up? 259 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,440 - Hey, we need help on our social media profiles. 260 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,040 We have no idea what we're doing. 261 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,840 - So, did you register? 262 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,180 - Yeah. 263 00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:26,760 No, we need help like setting up our-- 264 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,240 - We need help doing everything. 265 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,840 - She doesn't even know what I'm talking about. 266 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,700 So you have to use the email I gave you 267 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:35,900 that we registered for the browser, right? 268 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,440 - Oh, that email. - Use that to sign up. 269 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,680 - Okay, all right. 270 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,800 - And then you're gonna get a confirmation code, 271 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,520 - Okay. - once you use your email. 272 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,760 - All right. - And then make sure 273 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:49,120 you make a password that's easy to remember. 274 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,600 - Okay, let's see. - Let's see, the password. 275 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,880 - Probably the same ones we used earlier. 276 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:58,180 - Yeah, that way let's go, right? - Okay, so remember it. 277 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,300 - Got that. - And then you should both 278 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,660 like compare notes and look at each other, 279 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:05,200 but turn around so I can see the phones too, if you want help. 280 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,800 - Oh, oh, oh. - Okay. 281 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,020 - Okay, so-- - All right. 282 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,960 - It looks like you're doing the-- 283 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,880 - You're doing the right thing. 284 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,920 - And we got two. - Hmm. 285 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,000 Oh, like, okay. 286 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,800 And then-- - Yeah, let's never 287 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,280 got the right information. - Register, okay. 288 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,680 - Verify. - Yep. 289 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,520 Okay. 290 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,200 - Do I want to make my profile? 291 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,960 - Yes. - Yeah, we have to use 292 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:47,200 this code I think, the four digit code. 293 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,320 - Yeah, yeah I think so. - Yeah, the code that comes 294 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,360 to your email. - Okay. 295 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,400 - Oh, okay. - How do you do that? 296 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,960 Oh, okay, so we have to go to our emails. 297 00:13:55,960 --> 00:14:00,200 - Okay, yeah. - Okay, so I think we have 298 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,800 to like copy that number. - Okay. 299 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:09,000 - And then we put the number in. 300 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,800 - Okay. - The one that comes in your email. 301 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,200 - Okay. - Oh. 302 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,440 Okay. - Great. 303 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,360 - And then, oh. - And then, oh. 304 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,400 - So now, now our emails verify. 305 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,320 - Yeah. - Okay, the emails verify. 306 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,160 - Hmm. 307 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,640 - What do we do next? 308 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,560 - Once you're verified, then you can log in. 309 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,400 - Okay. - Oh. 310 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,040 - All right, cool, we can log in now. 311 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,760 That's what I'm doing. - Yay. 312 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,700 - And then add friends. - Okay. 313 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:45,680 - Yeah, I heard you can like add like old high school people. 314 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,800 And like high school sweethearts and stuff. 315 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,160 - Really? - Yeah, you can add anybody. 316 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,720 - Oh my gosh, I'm the one who's trying to log in. 317 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,920 - Okay, how do we search for people? 318 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,560 - Okay, I'm logged in. 319 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,560 Yeah, where's the search? 320 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,800 J, where's the search? - On the button, this is search. 321 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,320 - Oh, okay. 322 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,960 Oh, there it is. 323 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,120 - All right. 324 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,620 (Amy groans) 325 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,080 - We should look up first. 326 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,760 - Oh wait, so how do people know it's us though? 327 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,860 Do we have to like? 328 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,680 - Yeah, how do we add them? - How do we add a photo? 329 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,400 - You have to take one with your phone of course. 330 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,660 - Okay. 331 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,840 - Don't you have some on your phone? - Use your phone. 332 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,360 Like you have someone there. 333 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,320 - Oh, yeah, I already have tons of phones. 334 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,400 - Yeah, I take a lot of pics too. 335 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,940 - Which one should I take? 336 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:38,100 - Oh, I love that the booty one. 337 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,000 - Wow, that was really cool. 338 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,100 - That's a good one of you, you shouldn't pick that one. 339 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:41,940 - Okay. 340 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,280 - Yeah. 341 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,940 - Oh, this is so exciting. - Yeah. 342 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,240 - Oh. - We have so many friends. 343 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,740 - Oh, now there's a bio? 344 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:55,400 What's a bio, J? - Oh, yeah, what? 345 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,200 - That's where you tell them about yourself. 346 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,300 - Uh, what are we gonna say? 347 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,640 - Why do we have to do this? 348 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,700 - Like a little story about this. - Like a little story about us? 349 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,540 - I mean, what does it even matter? 350 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,040 - What are you gonna write? 351 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,580 - You could put anything, guys don't care. 352 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:15,420 - I don't know. 353 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:19,060 I mean, okay, I guess like where we're from, 354 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:22,900 what we like to do. - We liked, like to, like, 355 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,560 should I put my favorite food? 356 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,700 - Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. 357 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,020 - Do people care? 358 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,300 - Yeah, I mean, we gotta put something. 359 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,820 Just switch right what you like to do, you know? 360 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,080 - Oh, what about my favorite color? 361 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,180 Should I put my favorite color? - Yeah. 362 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,460 - J, is that what people do? 363 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,020 - You put your favorite animal. 364 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,180 - Whatever you want. 365 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,180 - All right. 366 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,540 - Should we put like where we went to school? 367 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:56,500 - I don't know. 368 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,660 - Should we? - Like our old high school, 369 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,180 so people can find us? 370 00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:01,100 - I guess, yeah. - From high school? 371 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,600 - Maybe. - Oh. 372 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,000 - Yeah. 373 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,840 - Oh my gosh, look, there's our old math teacher. 374 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:08,680 - Oh, whoa. 375 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,320 I always had a crush on him. 376 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,000 - Me too, he's so cute. - No? 377 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,140 - No way, let's friend him. - Okay, okay. 378 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:18,940 - Then he wants to hook up. - Yeah. 379 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,400 - This is so fun. 380 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,240 - Mm. 381 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,480 - Okay, it's-- - It's hiding so many people. 382 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,640 - Yeah, it's just like, add anything we see that we have. 383 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,480 - Right? - Yeah. 384 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,200 - Add everyone. 385 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,080 We're gonna have so many friends, so many followers. 386 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,440 - How do you like put things on your page? 387 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,720 - How do you post, yeah. 388 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,160 How do you add this? 389 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:58,000 Like if I wanna share just what I did today, J, 390 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,440 how do people know that? 391 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,560 - They all know, once you add them as a friend, 392 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,800 they'll look at you. 393 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,800 - But like, how do I like post it? 394 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,640 Like. 395 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,940 - You have to upload, type some texts. 396 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:12,120 - Okay. 397 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,360 - And then click send. 398 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,200 - All right. 399 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,020 - Where is the upload? 400 00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:21,280 Where is it? 401 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,180 - See, you guys are learning fast. 402 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:38,000 - Yeah, thanks for getting the hang of this. 403 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,620 - You're so smart. 404 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,220 Thanks for helping us. 405 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,900 - There's like funny stuff. 406 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,840 People post funny things. 407 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,180 - Yeah dude. 408 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,640 - What if anyone like shares something 409 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,380 that I see that I think is funny? 410 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:58,200 - Yeah, how do you do that? 411 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,380 - Click repost. 412 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:02,220 - Oh. 413 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:04,940 Oh, okay. 414 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,680 All right. 415 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,800 (sighing) 416 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:24,880 What about like, what if, 417 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:31,120 like my high school enemy like, adds me or something. 418 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,840 Like how do I like, I don't want that bitch seeing my page. 419 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,720 So how do I prevent that? 420 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,120 - That's a good question. 421 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,720 Like, can you like block people? 422 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,160 - Of course, just click block. 423 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,360 - Oh, where do you find them? 424 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,200 Block them. 425 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,120 Oh, okay. 426 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,800 Right next to their profile pic, 427 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,120 there's like a little menu. 428 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:06,120 And you can delete them, it says, or you can block them. 429 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,760 - Got it, okay. 430 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,680 - That's good, you know. 431 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,680 - Yeah, that's cool. 432 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,040 - I'm blocking her right now. 433 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,220 - Yeah, I gotta block some people too. 434 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,500 There's a lot of big bees then. 435 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,040 - Should we add what sports we played 436 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:35,240 or we too old to even care about that anymore. 437 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,760 - I feel like it was so long ago. 438 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,760 - Like no one's gonna care. 439 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,620 It was a cheerleader 12 years ago. 440 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,120 - I can add whatever you want. 441 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,640 - Cheerleaders are awesome. 442 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,680 - I love that you're a cheerleader. 443 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,620 - So cool. 444 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,480 - Maybe I'll add it then. 445 00:20:55,840 --> 00:21:00,840 - Yeah, I'm gonna add like my art stuff, dance. 446 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,440 I wonder. 447 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,860 Is it weird if I put my kids on here? 448 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:13,320 I mean, should people know that? 449 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,160 - Do you want them to know? 450 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,400 - That's a part of my life. 451 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,540 I feel like I should add that. 452 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,280 - Yeah, yeah, definitely. 453 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,120 - Okay. 454 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,280 So just add some more pictures of my family. 455 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:30,280 so what if, okay so what if I post something? 456 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,640 'Cause I'm like drunk or something. 457 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,640 And then like, oh. 458 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,480 - Okay. 459 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:46,440 - What if, okay so what if I post something? 460 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,280 'Cause I'm like drunk or something. 461 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,280 And then like, I don't want it there anymore. 462 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,440 - Right, like, how do you like delete it? 463 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,560 - Jay, how do we like get rid of stuff 464 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,840 that we already posted on the internet? 465 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,440 Get rid of stuff that we already posted. 466 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,320 - You can delete. 467 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,680 - How do you delete it? 468 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,080 - There's a little trash can looking button. 469 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,840 - Trash can, of course. 470 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,440 Oh, in the little m- okay. 471 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:20,960 Oh, got it. 472 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,080 Good to know, 'cause you know, 473 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,040 getting drunk and going on social media, 474 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,280 like it beholds ideas. - Right. 475 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,040 Definitely. 476 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,080 - I wonder if you can like delete a message 477 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,320 you send to someone or something. 478 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,320 - I don't know. 479 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,000 I've never sent a message. 480 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:40,840 That's a good question. 481 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,200 How do we send a message? 482 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,920 - Yeah, I don't know. 483 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,400 - Like what if I wanna tell you something 484 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,400 but I don't want anyone else to see it? 485 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,200 I only want you to see it. 486 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,840 - Yeah, how do we do that? 487 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,320 - You can send it to where all your friends 488 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,280 can see your post, but that's it. 489 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,060 - But I can't just send-- 490 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,180 - Otherwise it's public. 491 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,820 - I can't just send something to Sage. 492 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,600 - Oh, DMs, that's called the DM. 493 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,760 - A DM, what's a DM? 494 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,560 - It's a direct message. 495 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,320 - Direct message. - Oh my gosh, 496 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,760 I always wondered what that meant. 497 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,240 Oh, that makes so much sense. 498 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,600 - You guys don't know anything. 499 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,680 - We're just learning. 500 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,640 That's why we need you to help us. 501 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,440 This is new for us. 502 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,280 - Yeah. 503 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:37,880 hmm 504 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:58,600 hmm 505 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:18,920 hmm 506 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:25,960 well i think you guys got this yeah thank you for helping us yeah yeah jay thanks for your help 507 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:35,000 okay appreciate you anytime mom thanks son you'll be an expert in no time thank you 508 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:48,680 okay mom what's up hi here's your call me again uh yeah we want help with our tinder profiles 509 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:54,920 tender yeah tinder so like you're trying to get a date yeah 510 00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:00,920 you sure you're okay with that yeah are you i mean yeah i mean i guess you've 511 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:08,680 dad's been gone for like a year now so yeah i don't i don't want you to be unhappy so i'm sure 512 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:18,920 he's moved on so why not yeah exactly help help your mom out yeah so so like what what exactly 513 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:25,480 is tinder how do we i know it's like a day how does it work well did you sign up or can't yeah 514 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:31,480 yeah come show us how well you got to upload sexy pictures if you want to get sexy pictures 515 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:41,160 well like revealing pictures oh um can we take some like i mean we both look kind of cute 516 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:47,480 can't we just like take them now yeah okay let's like do some photos right now okay yeah because 517 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:58,600 we're like all dressed up and stuff right yeah that'd be good like dirty pics yeah okay yeah for sure 518 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:01,800 okay 519 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:11,320 gee where do i put so if i take a picture like then what 520 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:40,840 Oh, and you can like like or dislike people so swipe right for you. Yes left for no, 521 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:51,440 okay okay sorry I'm just confused and then what's this like mile thing? You set the 522 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:57,680 distance of how far people you hook up with are okay okay so I'm gonna make 523 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:15,560 sure close easy access for sure and you oh you can pick men or women or both what 524 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,040 What are you gonna do? 525 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,880 - Um, a boat with a double boat. 526 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,620 - I'm thinking boat. - Oh, yeah. 527 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,960 - Sounds fun. 528 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,960 (sighs) 529 00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:32,140 (sighs) 530 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:58,620 [humming from the microphone] 531 00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:06,660 How long should I make my bio? I don't know. I was thinking the same thing. I don't even know. 532 00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:12,660 Is it like the same as the other social media we made? Like put the same shit? I think so. 533 00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:18,660 I feel like this one should be like sexier or funnier. Like we got to like get the guys attention. 534 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:24,660 Yeah definitely. Like maybe just like right I like to suck dick on there or something. 535 00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:26,660 [laughing] 536 00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:30,660 That's definitely bound to get some attention. 537 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:34,660 You're so smart. 538 00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:38,660 Let me suck some focus. 539 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,660 [humming from the microphone] 540 00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:44,660 Yeah, just like that. 541 00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:46,660 [humming from the microphone] 542 00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:50,660 Oh that looks so good. 543 00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:56,660 [humming from the microphone] 544 00:28:56,660 --> 00:29:00,660 Oh my gosh, every guy is going to swipe right on these. These are so hot. 545 00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:04,660 [humming from the microphone] 546 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:08,660 Oh yeah. 547 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:12,660 Mmm yeah. 548 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:16,660 That looks so fucking good. Yeah. 549 00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:20,660 [humming from the microphone] 550 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:24,660 Oh yes. 551 00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:28,660 These are so great. These look so fucking sexy. 552 00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:32,660 Yeah, I like that. That kind of looks so good in your mouth like that. 553 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:36,660 Oh my gosh. 554 00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:40,660 [humming from the microphone] 555 00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:44,660 Oh yeah, just like that. 556 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:50,660 [humming from the microphone] 557 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:54,660 People are going to fucking love these. 558 00:29:54,660 --> 00:30:00,660 [humming from the microphone] 559 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:04,660 That's so good. 560 00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:08,660 [humming from the microphone] 561 00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:12,660 Oh my god. 562 00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:16,660 Ah yeah. 563 00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:22,660 [humming from the microphone] 564 00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:26,660 Baby yeah, I get it. 565 00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:32,660 [humming from the microphone] 566 00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:38,660 Yeah, it's so good. 567 00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:42,660 Everyone is swiping right now. 568 00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:46,660 [humming from the microphone] 569 00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:50,660 [humming from the microphone] 570 00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:56,660 [humming from the microphone] 571 00:30:56,660 --> 00:31:02,660 [humming from the microphone] 572 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:06,660 Oh yeah. 573 00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:10,660 [humming from the microphone] 574 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,660 Oh my god. 575 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:18,660 Your pose, you taste so good. 576 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:22,660 [humming from the microphone] 577 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:26,660 So what's this like you can link your other 578 00:31:26,660 --> 00:31:30,660 social medias to the Tinder account? 579 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:34,660 You don't want to do that. Because then your friends will know. 580 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:38,660 [humming from the microphone] 581 00:31:38,660 --> 00:31:42,660 I gotta eat that pussy. 582 00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:46,660 What's a super like? 583 00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:50,660 [humming from the microphone] 584 00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:54,660 [humming from the microphone] 585 00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:58,660 I super like this. 586 00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:02,660 I love this too. 587 00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:06,660 [humming from the microphone] 588 00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:10,660 [humming from the microphone] 589 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:14,660 Oh yeah. 590 00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:18,660 Oh yeah baby. 591 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:24,660 Oh yeah baby. 592 00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:28,660 [humming from the microphone] 593 00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:32,660 [humming from the microphone] 594 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:36,660 [humming from the microphone] 595 00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:40,660 [humming from the microphone] 596 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:44,660 [humming from the microphone] 597 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:48,660 How do I message this guy? 598 00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:52,660 [humming from the microphone] 599 00:32:52,660 --> 00:33:00,320 But the option to message him isn't there. 600 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:22,840 (mimics crying) 601 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:28,600 I think he has to like me back. I can't message him until he likes me back. 602 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:43,220 (mimics crying) 603 00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:46,100 Oh god, this guy is so hot. It's too weak. 604 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,100 Oh god. 605 00:33:48,100 --> 00:34:00,920 (mimics crying) 606 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:14,780 Oh, he's, I think I got it. I've already matched with like four guys. Yeah, it's been like five minutes. Oh my god. This is so exciting. 607 00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:22,800 (mimics crying) 608 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,320 I'm having the best time. 609 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:46,780 (mimics crying) 610 00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:51,960 Oh, he's so cute. He's so cute. 611 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:58,320 (mimics crying) 612 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:10,180 Oh, that one too. Yes! Only two miles away. Oh my god, she's so close. 613 00:35:10,180 --> 00:35:27,420 (mimics crying) 614 00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:39,820 I'm gonna message him. Would you like to message him? Over and me, and my best friend. 615 00:35:39,820 --> 00:36:09,260 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Tell him how amazing your pussy tastes. Okay, I'm gonna say my Bia said to let you know that my pussy tastes so good. Cupcakes. Oh, cupcakes. I'm gonna put that. I love it. 616 00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:26,460 (mimics crying) 617 00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:38,740 I'm gonna tell him my Bia beth eats pimpy. He's really well. Oh fuck yeah. Maybe he'll want to watch. I hope so. 618 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:43,220 (mimics crying) 619 00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:51,580 Wait Jay, if I mess with someone and then I decide that they're not cute because I liked him. Like, let's say I was drunk and swiped right- 620 00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:53,820 Block him. Block him. Okay. 621 00:36:53,820 --> 00:37:23,780 (mimics crying) 622 00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:52,740 Oh yeah. (mimics crying) 623 00:37:52,740 --> 00:38:14,900 Oh yeah. You're making my booty jiggle. We should put that right in your profile. Yeah we should. (mimics crying) 624 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:26,420 Jay, is it okay to put in my bio that I like free soaps? Yeah? Okay. (mimics crying) 625 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:54,900 (mimics crying) 626 00:38:54,900 --> 00:39:23,140 Oh yeah. (mimics crying) 627 00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:51,380 Oh he likes me back. Girl. This is so much fun. I know. (mimics crying) 628 00:39:51,380 --> 00:40:10,100 Oh my god. (mimics crying) 629 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:15,860 Isn't this guy hot? Yeah he's so hot. 630 00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:42,020 I'm gonna swipe right. You should definitely. There are so many hot guys and girls on here. Oh my gosh. Yes. This is so fun. Oh girl you have to get that one. Yeah. Oh yeah. Definitely swiping right. There's so many hoties on here. (mimics crying) 631 00:40:42,020 --> 00:40:58,180 Yeah. (mimics crying) 632 00:40:58,180 --> 00:41:13,780 (mimics crying) 633 00:41:13,780 --> 00:41:29,860 Look at your shoulder. (mimics crying) 634 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:56,020 Oh yeah definitely swiping right on this guy. There's girls that love me with too many charms. I feel like I'm going to be a good girl. (mimics crying) 635 00:41:56,020 --> 00:42:12,180 Oh yeah. (mimics crying) 636 00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:42,020 (mimics crying) 637 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:51,860 Oh yeah. (mimics crying) 638 00:42:51,860 --> 00:43:02,260 There are so many cute people here. (mimics crying) 639 00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:12,980 Oh yeah. (mimics crying) 640 00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:20,900 Yeah. Invite him over. Okay. (mimics crying) 641 00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:25,940 Tell him you got two dates for him. Oh hell yeah. (mimics crying) 642 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:47,060 Tell him my best friends here. She's so good with her mouth. Oh yeah. Let him know. (mimics crying) 643 00:43:47,060 --> 00:44:10,660 I don't even need a guy. Oh yeah, the more the merrier. (mimics crying) 644 00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:40,260 (mimics crying) 645 00:44:40,260 --> 00:45:00,580 (mimics crying) 646 00:45:00,580 --> 00:45:20,420 Oh yes. (mimics crying) 647 00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:36,580 Yeah. Mom, you like girls? Oh yeah. Yeah, I love girls. You didn't know? Mom, I didn't have to know that. (mimics crying) 648 00:45:36,580 --> 00:45:39,940 I thought you were trying to pick up guys, not girls. (mimics crying) 649 00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:49,700 I mean I guess you could. We like three some style. I guess you could share with your step son. (mimics crying) 650 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:55,380 Yeah. (mimics crying) 651 00:45:55,380 --> 00:46:02,340 Yeah. (mimics crying) 652 00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:24,100 Oh yeah. Oh yes, look at that pretty pussy. Oh, it looks so fucking good. Oh my god. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. (mimics crying) 653 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:26,600 (baby cooing) 654 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,720 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 655 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,120 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 656 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,060 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 657 00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:35,660 (baby cooing) 658 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:37,840 (baby cooing) 659 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,700 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 660 00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:42,820 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 661 00:46:42,820 --> 00:46:46,260 (baby cooing) 662 00:46:46,260 --> 00:46:49,160 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 663 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,760 (baby cooing) 664 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,260 (baby cooing) 665 00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:55,940 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 666 00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:58,440 (baby cooing) 667 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,280 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 668 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,940 (baby cooing) 669 00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:05,360 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 670 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,520 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 671 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,180 (baby cooing) 672 00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:12,340 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 673 00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:15,000 (baby cooing) 674 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,520 (baby cooing) 675 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,100 (baby cooing) 676 00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:23,100 (kissing chocolate) 677 00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:26,100 (kissing chocolate) 678 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:28,100 (groaning) 679 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:34,100 (groaning) 680 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:44,100 (groaning) 681 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:51,100 (groaning) 682 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:59,100 (groaning) 683 00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:09,100 (groaning) 684 00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:19,100 (groaning) 685 00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:29,100 (groaning) 686 00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:49,100 (groaning) 687 00:48:49,100 --> 00:49:02,100 (groaning) 688 00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:09,100 Really? A lot of matches? 689 00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:21,100 Yes, that's the best. 690 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:41,100 (groaning) 691 00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:51,100 (groaning) 692 00:49:51,100 --> 00:50:01,100 (groaning) 693 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:16,100 (groaning) 694 00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:22,100 (groaning) 695 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:27,100 There's like 15 already. 15. 696 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:33,100 Oh my god. 697 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:43,100 (groaning) 698 00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:49,100 Oh yes, that looks so fucking good. 699 00:50:49,100 --> 00:51:00,100 Oh yes, oh yes. Oh yes. 700 00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:09,100 (groaning) 701 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:25,100 (groaning) 702 00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:28,100 Mom, why don't you let Alana brows profiles for a minute. 703 00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:31,100 I want you to let Alana brows some profiles. 704 00:51:31,100 --> 00:51:33,100 Okay. 705 00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:43,100 (groaning) 706 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:53,100 (groaning) 707 00:51:53,100 --> 00:52:03,100 (groaning) 708 00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:09,100 Oh hell yeah. 709 00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:27,100 Oh that guy is so hot. 710 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:43,100 Oh another one with N5 for my love. 711 00:52:43,100 --> 00:53:03,100 (groaning) 712 00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:19,100 (groaning) 713 00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:27,100 (groaning) 714 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:37,100 (groaning) 715 00:53:37,100 --> 00:53:47,100 (groaning) 716 00:53:47,100 --> 00:54:09,100 (groaning) 717 00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:19,100 (groaning) 718 00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:29,100 (groaning) 719 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:39,100 (groaning) 720 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:49,100 (groaning) 721 00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:55,100 (groaning) 722 00:54:55,100 --> 00:55:03,100 You can really stay focused on these guys when you guys are so hot. 723 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:15,100 (groaning) 724 00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:39,100 (groaning) 725 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:43,100 I'm gonna expand my mile radius so I can get a few more guys on you. 726 00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:47,100 I already rung out. 727 00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:59,100 (groaning) 728 00:55:59,100 --> 00:56:03,100 What are you doing down there mom? 729 00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:09,100 I'm licking this pussy. 730 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:13,100 And I'm getting pics for my Tinder profile. 731 00:56:13,100 --> 00:56:37,100 (groaning) 732 00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:53,100 (groaning) 733 00:56:53,100 --> 00:57:09,100 (groaning) 734 00:57:09,100 --> 00:57:11,100 You wanna do matches mom? 735 00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:15,100 Yeah I'm finding a bunch of matches. 736 00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:25,100 (groaning) 737 00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:35,100 (groaning) 738 00:57:35,100 --> 00:58:03,100 (groaning) 739 00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:13,100 (groaning) 740 00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:23,100 (groaning) 741 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:51,100 (groaning) 742 00:58:51,100 --> 00:59:01,100 (groaning) 743 00:59:01,100 --> 00:59:29,100 (groaning) 744 00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:39,100 (groaning) 745 00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:41,100 So what is... 746 00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:44,100 Oh God I love all these pictures. 747 00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:46,100 How many new matches do you have? 748 00:59:46,100 --> 00:59:47,100 There's like... 749 00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:49,100 There's 20 now? 750 00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:57,100 (groaning) 751 00:59:57,100 --> 01:00:07,100 (groaning) 752 01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:17,100 (groaning) 753 01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:29,100 (groaning) 754 01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:31,100 Thanks for helping us Jay. 755 01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:33,100 You deserve a kiss. 756 01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:57,100 (groaning) 757 01:00:57,100 --> 01:01:01,100 I never knew you were this freaking. 758 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:03,100 Of course I am son. 759 01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:05,100 I'm your mother. 760 01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:07,100 Oh, stepmother. 761 01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:09,100 You're single now so... 762 01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:11,100 This kind of stuff is gonna happen. 763 01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:15,100 Yeah with all our Tinder beats. 764 01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:17,100 Yeah and just finding new girls. 765 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:19,100 We are you dating. 766 01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:21,100 Me too. 767 01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:23,100 Okay. Thanks son. 768 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,100 Thanks mom. 769 01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:28,440 [MUSIC PLAYING] 770 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:36,900 [BLANK_AUDIO] 49459

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