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[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, come in.

You can sit anywhere you-- right here.

OK, right here?

Yeah, right here.

Cool.

Sorry.

I know I'm a little nervous.

Me too.

But you don't have to be nervous.

Good coffee, huh?

Yeah, it's really good.

Thank you.

So thanks for meeting me so soon.

I barely even signed up for the app like yesterday, so--

Really?

I actually just signed up too.

Really?

Yeah, I recently got divorced, and I thought it might be time

to start trying new things.

Well, me too.

I just got out of a relationship, so--

That's nice.

So why didn't you want to meet at a coffee shop or something?

Well, I mean, I like this better.

There's no crowd, and it's not loud.

We can just have a chat and get to know each other, right?

Oh, you're so sweet.

You're going to make me blush.

I didn't expect to pick up with somebody so high, like so quickly.

So this is all happening pretty fast.

You're making me blush.

Well, you are beautiful.

So I think that might be a package I know.

Oh, you're not expecting anybody?

No, but just give me one moment.

OK, I'll wait here.

OK.

Just one second.

OK.

Wow, I think she likes me.

Hopefully this leads to something serious.

What?

Who's this?

Yeah, this is this guy.

I'm so sorry.

This is Jay.

This is Johnny.

I matched both you guys on the dating app,

and I accidentally invited you both the same day.

But I didn't realize until you just came.

OK.

I mean, whatever, I guess it's fine with me.

Oh, OK.

Well, we were just drinking some coffee.

Actually, I got these for you.

Oh, thank you.

You're so beautiful.

I love a man that brings roses and flowers on the first date.

How did you know these were my favorite?

It was on your profile on the app.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Well, I'll definitely have to put these in water as soon

as possible.

Well, nice to meet you, Johnny.

Yeah, nice to meet you, dude.

So yeah, the coffee's really good that you brought it.

Oh, sorry, I didn't bring flowers like Johnny had.

It's OK.

It's sweet that you brought coffee anyways.

So would you be cool with going out with--

if I went out with both you guys?

Yeah, I mean--

Sure, why not?

The more the merrier, right?

Awesome, thank you.

I love horror movies.

This is great.

Oh, you guys both told me you liked horror,

so I thought I'd pick this one out for us.

Awesome.

Oh, by the way, my frat's having a party tomorrow.

Oh.

Right.

Yeah, Jay, you can come too, if you want.

You guys can both come.

Well, I mean, I was supposed to watch the game with a friend,

but--

Come on, Jay.

Just come with us.

This is all super fun.

Yeah, come on.

I haven't been to a frat party since I was in college.

You know, why not?

You guys are going to have the game

over there anyways, right?

Yeah.

All right, cool.

I'll be there.

Nice, mom.

Don't get too scared with the movie.

Don't worry.

I love horror movies.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, my gosh, this is my favorite part.

You can always tell when something scary is going to happen,

it gets really quiet.

This is one of those movies that really chump out.

[LAUGHS]

So what time is the party tomorrow?

7.

7?

Yeah.

7 to 1, like, all night.

Yeah, 7 to 1, ever.

You guys going to have, like, a keg there or what?

Of course.

Nice.

I had a perfect outfit.

Yeah, my frat brothers are going to love her.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah.

She seems to be the sharing type.

Yeah, she's a friendly girl.

Well, I'm not really used to that, but you know,

it seems like a lot of fun, you know?

Always is.

Not what I was expecting.

I wasn't expecting it, but I was hoping for it.

I mean, I guess these dating apps are, you know,

it's more of like a casual thing than anything.

Yeah, man, this shouldn't even be called dating apps.

They should be called hookup apps.

I mean, isn't that pretty much what's happening right now?

I would say so.

Oh, shit, that was scary.

That lady looks half dead, but the zombie.

I hate the zombie ones.

They really freaked me out.

Yeah, more into vampires.

You know, because of all the blood sucking.

I only picked this one because it just came out.

Vampires always get weighed.

You know that's really sex when you watch a vampire movie, right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Come on, guys.

It's so scary.

Don't worry, baby.

We'll keep you safe.

Do I need to bring anything to this party?

Just your dick?

Funny, very funny.

You think we should bring, like, a bottle or something?

Oh, yeah, I'll bring some extra booze.

Guys, it's a frat house.

We're going to have plenty of booze.

OK, whatever you're saying there.

Cool.

All right, I'll definitely be there.

Yeah, let's all go.

It's going to be so fun.

.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

She sure is good at multitasking.

Yeah.

There's nothing going to know what to do tomorrow with all the guys.

I think if she can handle two this good, I'd

like to see her handle more than two.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, this is getting more interesting.

It has to take us a lot.

Sharing is caring.

She definitely is enthusiastic.

Yeah.

It's kind of hard to watch the movie to be honest.

I'm being honest, I haven't been paying attention for a while.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

That's a gory part.

Dude, rip some face off, like.

Oh, my god, this is the part where the girl gets stuck

in the closet.

Oh, yeah.

Wait, have you seen this movie?

It's a classic.

Oh, shit.

She's going to make me come.

Oh, fuck, here comes the--

Here comes the scary part, guys.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, make sure you watch this part.

.

Oh, yeah, take that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

All right, so we'll continue this tomorrow, I guess.

Yeah.

Can't wait.

Tomorrow's going to be so fun.

All right.

Well, I'll be there, like I said.

All right, Johnny.

All right.

See you tomorrow, buddy.

Later, Jay.

So what are we doing up here?

The party is downstairs.

Well, I just thought I would have a little alone time with you,

without everybody else around.

So--

Oh, my god.

You're so sweet.

I love that.

Yeah.

I'm always thinking ahead.

So what do you think of the party down there?

I don't know.

But I'm probably going to play beer pong.

They probably won't even notice we're going to--

Beer pong?

Let's see you like that game.

It's OK.

I much rather be in here with you than--

I always lose that ping pong.

Yeah, I'm actually not bad at beer pong.

Yeah, beer pong.

Whatever.

I much rather do this than play that game.

Yeah.

Do you think that they're having fun down there?

I'm sure they are.

It's probably not even notice we're going.

Yeah, they're probably too distracted with those games,

like those board games.

I saw the way that all those guys were looking at you.

Really?

If they figure out what's going on, they will probably

kill you.

That might be kind of fun.

It's cool that there's way more guys here.

Oh, you are crazy.

So I'm kind of glad that we did bring a bottle.

But there's so many guys here.

Yeah, exactly.

You can always break away.

Yeah.

I think I'm going to start grilling soon.

I think so.

I'm just so hungry.

I could eat like one hot dog and like five burgers.

I think you want multiple hot dogs, don't you?

OK.

I could eat like five hot dogs and five burgers.

I could eat all the hot dogs.

There's nothing but a bunch of frat jocks down there.

They better not eat all the food.

Don't worry.

We're plenty of hot dogs.

I like putting everything on my hot dogs.

Do you like them?

I like chili, mustard, and onions.

Is there going to be more girls coming in, or just a bunch of dudes?

I think it's pretty much all guys.

But don't you like all the attention?

It's pretty fun.

Yeah, I guess I do like it.

Being the only hot girl, I mean, you stand out.

You're so sweet.

I can't believe I didn't try this dating app thing sooner.

You too.

I really wish I did.

I don't know how we used to watch one.

We used to watch the movies too.

Yeah.

I was kind of cheesy.

But I had fun, though.

At least you guys were there.

Yeah.

I've never done anything like this before.

We got plenty of time for all that.

Yeah.

I wouldn't mind having another movie night if you guys are down.

Yeah, that was fun.

It was fun.

I should do that more often.

This time, I definitely want to do a comedy, though.

OK.

Being scared is not as sexy, I don't think.

[SIGHING]

Oh, yes.

[CRYING]

Is this so much better than the party?

Yeah, definitely is.

Oh.

We're watching a movie.

As long as we're doing this, anything can be fun.

Yeah.

This is a lot of fun.

Really getting to know each other.

Yeah, we probably have here.

So we can have a little time to ourselves.

It's really sweet of you, honestly.

It's even moving.

I've gone for a really long time.

Yeah, we have.

They're probably going to notice soon.

I don't really care.

It's OK.

I'm not worried about it.

Who cares if they walk in?

Let me kind of have a look at it, honestly.

I don't think we need to lock the door.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, hey.

Speaking of the devil's.

Give me an air-rup, guys.

Oh, no, don't be silly.

Come in, guys.

Why don't you join us?

I'll just go downstairs.

You guys have fun.

Yeah.

No, no.

Really?

Why don't you come over here?

It'll be fun.

What?

Sam, girl, you are wild.

OK.

OK.

OK.

She said the more the merrier.

She did say that.

OK.

Yeah, the more the merrier.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, this is really fun.

Oh, my God.

How's that beer pong going down there?

Oh, man, we killed it.

Yeah.

It suck.

Mm-hmm.

I still got that to you.

Oh, I don't think that's all you suck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

She has way better in here.

So did one.

Was it a tie?

Oh, no, we won.

Yeah.

Well, we lost in the championship.

[GROANING]

It's all right, Daly.

You guys were a team?

Yeah.

We're always a team.

She worked-- my city dream work.

That's right.

I'll be on team.

I'll be on team.

Mm-hmm.

She's really good at multigasking, huh?

Yes, yes.

Mm-hmm.

He's crashed downstairs, have no idea.

Ha, they missed all the action.

Yeah, they missed it, for sure.

Fuck the game.

Oh, I was thinking that we should have another movie date.

Yeah.

She's in a bite brain.

Yeah.

She wants comedy, honestly.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I like comedy.

They're my favorite.

Yeah.

Yeah, I like comedy, too.

Scary movies are just so cheesy sometimes.

Yeah, I get scared really easily.

It's really hard to make a good movie.

Mm-hmm.

So hard.

What you guys want to go to, like, a movie theater?

A movie theater?

I kind of have a confession.

I like rom-coms.

That's cute.

I knew you were a romantic, too.

You gave me those flowers.

Maybe we might sit back and have some fun.

You could pick a theater with no one's in it.

Yeah.

It's where I got my first blowjob in the movie theater.

So I had a finger to grow up in the first one.

Yeah, that's where all the magic happens.

That's where I had my first kiss.

Uh-oh.

She's so innocent.

That little one was insane.

A little more tame.

[LAUGHTER]

You want to try to be up here and play in that beer park?

Yeah.

Did any syrup bar be going out?

No, I can't wait for some food.

Well, right now I just need these hot dogs.

Say I got some sausage for you.

I love hot dogs.

Say, what is the dogs?

[BURPING]

Do you have burgers, too?

I want, like, five burgers.

You got plenty of meat for me.

She likes multiple meats.

[BURPING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[MUMBLING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

It sucks on sticks, man.

Like eating a hot dog.

[LAUGHTER]

I like my hot dogs.

[MUMBLING]

I don't like burgers.

[LAUGHTER]

[MUMBLING]

Got some mayo on your face and your tits.

[MUMBLING]

Extra mayo.

[MUMBLING]

Extra mayo.

[MUMBLING]

[MUMBLING]

[MUMBLING]

Oh, man.

[MUMBLING]

[MUMBLING]

I just feel like it'll get all the attention.

Oh, it's really funny.

She's the life of the party.

I hope we didn't lock the door.

Oh, you want some more?

You want more guys to come in?

Yeah, I got it.

OK, now.

I'll invite her to her next cake party.

Absolutely.

[MUMBLING]

What's your cake party?

Well, I think this way you'll be the cake.

[MUMBLING]

To the tap.

Pussy on the tap.

Yep.

[MUMBLING]

Unlimited hot dogs.

That's amazing.

I feel like the most fun is party.

[chewing]

[whimpering continues]

-What is it? -What is it?

[whimpering continues]

[chewing]

[whimpering continues]

[chewing continues]

[whimpering continues]

[chewing continues]

[whimpering continues]

[whimpering continues]

[whimpering continues]

-Here we go. -Oh, yeah.

[whimpering continues]

[whimpering continues]

This party's great.

[whimpering continues]

-We'll have better than watching the game, so sure. -Well, I say next time we have a house party at my house.

-Oh, yeah? -Mm-hmm.

-Sounds like fun. -You can invite all these dudes. -Mm-hmm.

-Yeah, then we can do whatever we want at my house. -Whoa. -I don't know.

[whimpering continues]

-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.

-Maybe that'll be fun. -Fuck, yeah.

[whimpering continues]

[whimpering continues]

[whimpering continues]

You guys know about your girlfriends, though.

-Ooh. -Or like any friends you have, but our girls.

Oh, maybe...

I'm gonna turn into an orgy. Yeah.

-Oh, yeah. -Really glad I swiped, right?

Me, too.

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna swipere for everyone now.

[whimpering continues]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

[whimpering continues]

I'm so hungry for those sausages.

[whimpering continues]

Oh, yeah.

[whimpering continues]

Yeah, I love fucking sausage.

-Oh, fuck, yeah. -Oh, no.

[whimpering continues]

What if you put a real hot dog in my pussy?

Ooh, so adventure-y.

Ryan can eat it out.

[laughter]

Why am I putting random shit in my pussy?

Oh, random dicks, for sure.

[whimpering continues]

Hey, y'all.

What are all the dicks in my pussy?

[whimpering continues]

What other jig?

(gentle music)

(unclear and database chatter)

(unclear and database chatter)

- Sausage party.

- Oh, baby.

- Fuck. - (crying)

- You're a fucking fat party.

- Sausage party, baby. - Fuck, I'm coming.

- Oh yeah, man.

- Ah! (laughs)

- Fuck this.

- Oh yeah.

- Ah.

(chewing)

(groaning)

- Oh yeah.

- It's my spare time, I'm just gonna get you to...

- Yeah.

- I already got the ball. - Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

(groaning)

[xbox tapping on hand]

oh, fuck

oh, fuck

[gagging]

[sounds of pain]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gagging]

oh, yeah

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gagging]

oh, yeah, fuck yeah

[gagging]

[gagging]

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

So funny.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna pick that pussy up again.

Yes.

Fuck.

Ah, shit.

Oh yes, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh fuck, I'm coming so bad.

Ah!

Ah, ah!

Fuck yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh God.

(giggles)

Oh shit.

( Twelve laughing)

( Muslimside grunting )

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Fuck yeah, fuck.

Oh yeah, fuck, fuck.

( Groans )

Oh.

Fuck there's a fuck about a beer. (laughs)

Well, it was a stupid game anyway.

Uh-huh.

Shit.

Ah, yeah.

Oh, it just gets straight to the point.

So, I'm playing a double game.

Just play pin the sausage on the tail. (laughs)

Ah-ah.

That was a lot of the weird, more fun.

Ah, way worth my time.

Sounds like it's getting rowdy down there.

Uh-huh.

They have no idea how rowdy we are up here, right?

Yeah, yeah.

How's they pin the tail on the donkey?

You were those sausages. (laughs)

Oh yeah.

Oh, she knows just what to do.

She's on a strict diet.

Meat only.

It's the keto dick diet.

Aye.

She wants to say lean.

Aye.

Aye, fuck.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh.

You guys are fucking loud.

( GROANS )

That's all right, you won't hear us then.

I hear her.

She could use louds to us.

( GROANING )

Feed her.

Ah!

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

Yes.

So often you guys have these parties.

Well, like, once twice a week.

And it's usually all foods.

Well, sometimes there's a girl.

Sometimes some sorority girls come over.

Yeah, and then there's the only girl here.

Yeah.

We don't really need any other girls, right?

'Cause we have a run-on little party going.

That's right. Yeah.

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

That sorority girl is here. I'll be such a fuck.

How many guys are in the fraternity?

Shit, man.

A lot of dudes over.

A lot of dudes. Yeah.

It's like a, you know...

It's a sausage party for you guys. Without her, you know?

Yeah.

But that's a sausage eating party, right?

- That's what she can't handle. - She can't get past that.

Oh, well, I don't know about those guys, but I think we should kind of keep her to herself.

Yeah.

Three's the crowd.

( GROANING )

She's only got two hands, right?

( GROANING )

Yeah, I don't have the holes to go.

Okay. Three's company.

Oh, that's right. That's the genre. Yeah.

Yeah, but you got, like...

You got Jack, you got Larry, and I missed her furly.

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

Oh, she's really loving that sausage. Oh, yeah.

( GROANING )

Those are so funny.

( GROANING )

You said you like comedy, you know?

Next time we'll watch a movie, you're going to watch a comedy, and we'll all be laughing.

( GROANING )

She'll be laughing but with a dick in her mouth.

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

( GROANING )

Oh, God. Oh, God.

( GROANING )

Sounds like someone won another beer party there.

Fuck you.

(groaning)

They have no idea what they're missing.

(groaning)

Yeah, come on with that cock baby.

(groaning)

Ah fuck you.

There's no way I didn't hear this,

over all that noise.

All the music's going so, you can be as live as you want.

I feel bad, I kind of want them to hear us.

- Me too. - Yeah.

I know she does.

(groaning)

Someone else's coming up here.

(groaning)

Oh god.

Fuck.

Ah.

Fuck yes.

Oh yeah.

(groaning)

(groaning)

.

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

Oh, sorry.

(groans)

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, I got you.

(sighs)

(groans)

We should do this every week.

There's no need for a frat part.

Oh, yes.

Sausage part is better.

Should have been my major.

I have my plastic flying cover over there,

so we can see what.

Yeah.

You have to keep your glass.

(groans)

Yes.

That's cute.

I used to get extra credit for being hard.

Maybe we can watch two movies this night.

Oh, maybe just make a movie.

Oh, I like to make a movie.

Yeah, that sounds like fun.

What kind of movie do you want to make, baby?

I think you have a pretty good idea.

I don't know how freaky you are.

Maybe let's just watch porn out of that side.

(groans)

I didn't want to be the one to say it.

I'm just kind of like a real life pornor right now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Crazy.

You thought of being just do a sex show

for all those fucking...

Oh, have all our front-bodies watches.

I don't know if they deserve all that.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know what there is, too.

You just know they might all, like,

try to gangbang you.

We'll just make them wash.

Fuck those guys.

(groans)

(groans)

Oh, yeah.

You'll be a bunch of cucks.

Yeah.

(groans)

Those guys won't compare to us.

We can have a contest.

Oh, I do like the sound of that.

The contest is cool.

Yeah.

This is a sausage contest.

Walked into the right room.

Oh, fuck.

Those losers have no idea what they're missing out on.

Oh, my God.

We can come again.

Fuck.

(groans)

Yes, fuck.

Oh.

(groans)

(groans)

Crazy.

(groans)

(groans)

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes, fuck it.

(groans)

(groans)

Oh, my God.

(groans)

Fuck, yes.

(groans)

(groans)

Yeah, that was a bunch of mouth cuffs.

So good.

So good at being fast around.

This is the real party.

Those guys have no clue.

I think they might have some clue.

We've been going off a long time,

and we'll just come right back with more cuffs.

You're being so loud.

Like, you probably forgot all about it.

I'm sure they did.

I wonder where those cuffs are.

(groans)

You think it's like a texture friend?

Yeah.

I don't know, I'll get the pretty stengi right now.

Yeah, I don't know.

(chuckles)

I think you find the wrong one.

I don't think they deserve it.

Guess I'm the last lucky one in.

(chuckles)

Well, right place, right time.

Yeah, buddy.

Aren't you glad you came with me to get those cuffs?

(groans)

Yeah.

(groans)

(groans)

(groans)

(mumbles)

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

(groans)

(groans)

Check those cuffs.

(groans)

(groans)

Jesus.

Check those cuffs.

(groans)

I bet Jay's glad we invited him.

(groans)

Oh, yeah.

Probably was pretty cool though.

Yeah, fuck is all right.

This is the real part of it.

(groans)

You guys don't even know what they're missing.

(groans)

We're gonna share her next time

she's gotta bring a frown too.

(groans)

(mumbles)

(groans)

(mumbles)

Oh, God.

We have to go Jay and I'll remember every frown, brother.

(laughs)

Yeah, yeah, man.

Oh, shit.

(groans)

Oh, God.

(groans)

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God's on me.

Yeah.

I'm gonna get a slap on this softie.

(groans)

Fuck.

(groans)

Oh, my God.

(groans)

Oh, yes.

(groans)

Oh, yes.

(mumbles)

(groans)

Fuck.

(groans)

(laughs)

I like the sprout part now.

(groans)

Oh, fuck.

(groans)

Oh, God, fuck.

Those frown dicks.

Yes.

Yeah, these guys are kinda digs in this.

She's just gonna have to go on the wall chain.

(groans)

Fuck.

(groans)

You're gonna fuck me.

All those guys do is play with it long anyway.

(groans)

(groans)

They probably wouldn't know what to do

if they had pussy in their face.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Or I might do it.

I'm gonna chain them.

(groans)

Yes.

Fuck.

(groans)

(groans)

Oh, God, fuck.

(groans)

Yes, fuck me.

Oh, I love taking turns with you guys.

Yeah, taking turns.

So fun.

Yes.

Fuck you, fuck me.

Uh-huh, just like that.

Spit on me.

You have those guys who lie to fuck.

Let's try to be louder than them.

Yeah, we're calling the cops, aren't we, you guys?

Once before.

Fuck a lot about your neighbors

they're tripping right now.

They always are.

Well, at least they can't hear her.

Or at least they'd be running up here

trying to get some too.

Yeah, our neighbors hate us.

I'm so sure.

My neighbors don't care what fuck you guys

come over here whenever you want.

Oh, hell yeah.

Imagine gaming.

Oh, that was nice of them.

Yeah.

We'll have a comedy fucking movie

game party.

(laughs)

Oh, my God, you guys are so freaky.

Oh, speak to yourself.

(groans)

(coughs)

(chuckles)

Oh, yes.

Look at that fat cock.

(sighs)

Come on, come on, that could take again.

You having a hold on?

Oh, yeah.

(gasps)

You guys are so big, come on, come on.

Oh, yeah, stop it, I might be seeing you.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay.

You can keep the party going.

Yeah.

Keep that sausage party going.

Oh, fuck yeah.

You smart that shit.

Oh, yeah.

Here's a little cheek though.

(sighs)

It's not real sausage.

If we're done, we can give her some condiments.

Oh.

She'll like mayonnaise.

She'll get some extra mayo for her.

Extra mayo.

Oh, fuck.

Aw, just like it.

(sighs)

I think she likes mayo under hot dogs.

Yeah, I do.

I know she likes it under her taco.

She definitely likes meat.

She's on a strict diet of

pure sausage.

(sighs)

(coughs)

Oh, yes.

Like even if we order a pizza,

it needs to be extra sausage like meat lovers.

(sighs)

Oh, my voice.

I like that girl.

I bet she'd be great at riding those mechanical bolts.

(laughs)

Yeah, we should do that for the next party.

Oh, yeah.

That's a great idea, guys.

Mechanical pull.

Hell, yeah.

With a deltoid.

I bet she'd ride for a long time.

Yeah.

She's going for broke.

(sighs)

Oh, yeah.

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

Holy shit, they're getting rowdy down there.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, they are.

We're getting rowdy up here.

It sounds like the rough houses or something down there.

Maybe they're having a gang-bang too.

(laughs)

Oh, no, they hope not.

That's a bunch of dudes.

(laughs)

Yeah, next time she's going to bring a friend.

(sighs)

(sighs)

She's pretty good at multitasking though.

That's insane.

If she doesn't bring a friend,

she's going to have to take everybody.

I'm pretty impressed though.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit, yes.

I think she wants to switch things up.

Yeah.

Tag in.

Tag in, bro.

Yeah.

Tag it.

Tag it, bag it.

You turn.

I'm going to take a picture of you.

What the new kids,

they say, tap in.

Oh, yeah.

Tap in.

Tap in.

Tap in.

Tap in.

Tap in.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah, it's just like that.

Yeah, tap in.

She said tap in, bro.

Oh, yeah.

She got the lingo down.

There's all the dicks.

She's a frat buckler.

She's a frat buckler.

That'd be a good name for a porto of frat bucklers.

They'd like,

we'll just have her show up to every frat party.

She's down.

So it would just be frat bucklers.

I think she would actually let us film it.

She's kind of fucking crazy.

She said she wants to make a movie.

Yeah.

She wants to be the Polar Star.

Yeah.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

See if you can be louder in those fucking idiots down there.

Oh, yeah.

All I can hear is them partying.

Oh, yes.

They're so fucking loud.

Yeah, they are.

Oh, my God.

Fuck off.

I'm sorry.

Probably having a circle jerk.

Just wondering where the girl went.

Playing soggy biscuit.

Never know if I have the fucking ear on the door.

She likes that idea.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's a nice pussy.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

That's what this pussy.

Oh, my God.

This sausage fest isn't so bad when you got a girl.

Yeah.

And you just like, leave all your own and stand upstairs.

Technically it's a sausage and taco.

You're standing around with your dicks in your hand, stand upstairs.

Well, at least they have plenty of beer.

Yeah, probably all sleep.

Damn, she looks like she's getting close to condiment time.

Oh, yeah.

Take that mayo over for the coals and stuff.

Come on, let's try it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

She wants extra.

Extra mayo.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, let's try it.

Give her what she wants.

All the sticks.

Come on.

Nothing about the fucking car already.

Fuck.

You ready for some condiments?

Yeah.

Get over here, you slut.

It sounds like it's getting really rowdy down there.

That's as good as this.

Oh, yeah, this is the best rowdy miss ever.

Oh my god.

When we go down, we're definitely going to eat something real.

It's gonna party,

and probably it's going to be over by the time we get down there.

You ready?

Get out.

(panting)

It's like they're fucking.

Rough house down there.

Yeah, take all that mayo.

There better be some food left.

Yeah, she's still hungry.

You getting enough frozen?

I want more meat.

I want carnivore.

So, should we check out what's going on downstairs?

Let's go.

It's just act like nothing ever happened.

You ready guys?

Let's go play some beer pong.

All right.

All right.

(whooshing)

(soft music)