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>> My God, who do you think she's gonna pick?

[LAUGH] I don't know.

If it was me, I wouldn't pick none of them.

For real. >> My God.

>> My God, they're always giving commercials.

>> Damn it.

>> This is why I hate to watch cases.

>> Let me see.

>> So, are they heard from my mom lately?

She told me she was gonna be out for about a month and a half or so.

You know, in Europe and stuff like that.

I don't know why she's just always taking so much work on it.

But she was just here all the time.

>> But come on, aren't you comfortable over here?

I mean, I'm your second mom.

Is it that you're complaining you don't want to be here?

>> No. >> This is what I was saying,

my baby doesn't want to be here with me.

>> You know, I'm starting to not even really miss her, when I think of her.

>> Well, I hope so.

>> I mean, you have everything that you need over here, that's what you want to be.

Who cares, plus on top of that, do you like the money?

You know, most of the time that she sends you, who cares?

>> We'll go shopping next week, all right?

>> All right. >> Okay.

>> All right. >> Don't tell me that I'm gonna get really mad.

>> I love spending time in here.

>> Okay. >> Oh my God.

You think she's gonna pick that guy?

Who do you think? >> They always would be getting two shoes.

>> What?

Are you serious, you think?

>> I think so. >> I don't, anyways, speaking of pretty two shoes,

I have a surprise for you. >> What's that?

>> I have a surprise, can you guess? >> Is my mom coming home?

>> No, silly, I told you this a long time ago that she wasn't gonna be home in a long time.

So, and we already went through that, okay?

But besides that, who do you think is coming home?

>> I don't know, tell me.

My stepson, you're gonna have so much fun. >> I can't.

>> Yes, I cannot wait until you guys. >> I thought he was in school.

>> Well, listen, I know too, you know that usually they extended, but he's done such a great job at school.

That he was released on honors and all that, so I am so excited.

>> That's exciting. >> Super, yes, I know, I know.

But wait, wait, wait, wait.

My God, they're gonna pick him.

>> They're gonna pick the guy. >> See, I told you they always picked the goody two shoes.

>> My God, this is ridiculous.

You see, this is why I don't like to watch television anymore.

It's so predictable. >> Overrated.

So you said Nicky is coming home for a week because he's doing so good at school?

>> Yes, yes, well, listen. >> That sounds really weird.

>> Well, he is a genius, okay? He's just like my husband. He is so smart.

He's actually coming a week so the kids could catch up to his level.

Can you believe that? >> Really?

>> He is so smart, he is amazing. >> Well, I mean, I hope he's a little nicer now and just grown up.

>> Oh, absolutely, and I'm sure that you guys are gonna get along. >> Yeah.

>> He loves it when you're here all the time. >> Yeah. >> Yes, yes. >> I'm really excited, I'm excited.

It's been a minute. >> Mm-hm. >> And you know, if he's doing good, good for him.

- We have all a lot of catching up to do.

- Wait.

- Yeah.

- Slot twist.

- What?

- Oh my God, yes.

So she did pick the bad boys, ah.

- I was mom, I was mom.

- Absolutely.

- Hey, mom.

- Oh my gosh.

- Hippie.

- How are you?

- Doing great.

- You made it in time.

- I did.

- Come over here.

- I'm still good to see you.

- All right.

- Hey, come on son.

Come over here.

I miss you so much.

I'm so glad you're home.

- I miss you too.

- Yes, I know.

I'm so happy you're home.

- I miss you too.

- Yes.

- I'm so good to see you.

- We were just watching this girl.

I cannot believe like this youth nowadays, it's ridiculous.

They think they're some trashiest people, right?

- I know, this guy's terrible.

- He is so bad.

But what are you up to?

Are you hungry?

Are you tired?

- I don't know.

- I figure I'll go a little gaming down.

- Oh sure.

Absolutely.

Oh my God, I miss you so much.

I'm happy you're home.

- I'm happy too.

- Yes, absolutely.

- Good to be home.

- Yes.

- Well, we were just in the middle of a show.

You don't wanna finish?

- Listen.

- I don't think you need to watch this.

- Listen, this game is so popular.

You definitely should learn.

And then maybe you can play with Nicky's another time,

right?

- Yeah.

It's fun. - Yes, fun.

- It's fun.

Look, open your mind.

- I'll be a little bit more open-minded, okay?

Right?

Oh my God, I am so happy to see you.

- I'm happy to see you too, Dad.

- Yes, you're looking more like your dad.

- Oh really?

- Yes.

- Yeah, that's a lot better.

- I know this is your favorite game.

I'm gonna get you an upgraded version in Christmas, okay?

- Thanks, Mom.

- Yeah.

- Even though that looks like a little important.

- Oh no, I mean, you saw the ending

and it's probably the same thing that's gonna happen

afterwards, so then, I mean, for what?

It's the same thing because there's so much commercials.

And this is like super popular and trending on social media.

Like haven't you heard of the game?

But what's the name of the game?

- You can't just wait 10 minutes.

- Please, they just got home.

- But he just got home, you know?

- Okay, okay.

- Yes, yes.

Oh, that's interesting, the little characters and stuff

like that.

I wonder, I've always wondered how did you play that game

and stuff like that, you know?

- I'm just, you know.

- Oh.

So, Nicky, they let you out of school because you were doing

so good?

- Yeah, I'm the best, what can I say?

- He is a genius.

- They let me out so that all the other kids can catch up.

So, we don't have a chance. - It's so smart.

Well, maybe you should teach her,

so then that way you could both learn, you know?

'Cause you're so smart, you could actually teach her.

- I don't know.

It's really something I wanna teach.

- Another time, you know?

Maybe another time, who knows?

See, you suck, you died.

- It happens. - Be nice, Bianca.

- No, I don't wanna learn about this stupid game.

I'm gonna just watch my show and relax with my family.

So, give me the controller.

- You're a stupid game.

- Bianca, what is wrong with you?

He hasn't been here in such a long time,

plus this is his house.

Relax, just learn so you can play with him.

- My house.

- You know, he hasn't been here.

- I need to stretch my leg, I love.

- Are you just gonna let him do this to me?

- Listen, just realize he hasn't been here in a long time,

okay? - This is a joke.

- If you wanna watch something,

watch something on YouTube, here's your phone, okay?

Please get along, come on. - Wow.

- Let's go with her. - You're welcome.

- It's okay, right?

Relax.

- Relax.

- And the wifi sucks because of your stupid game

taking up so much.

- You know, it's my house, so it's my wifi.

- God, you're so rude.

This is so unfair. - Oh, I'm crashing.

- Bianca, just go on the internet and watch your little show.

- My little show? - Yeah.

- Come on, let's get along like a nice family, right?

- Yeah.

- Haven't you missed, Nikki?

- Not like this.

- Well, I'm sure when he goes back to school,

you're gonna miss him a lot.

So, just have fun, right?

You're happy to see us, right, Nikki?

- Of course, always. - Oh, yeah.

(footsteps clacking)

- Nikki, you keep on dying, anyways.

Can I just go watch my show, please?

- No, I'm gonna know the game.

- Please? - No.

- I really just wanna watch it.

- That's nice.

- I didn't have to read this, difficult.

(footsteps clacking)

- Oh, yeah, there we go.

(footsteps clacking)

- Ah, it's good to be home.

- Good to have an eye on you.

Oh, fuck.

You can do it.

(chewing)

(chewing)

(chewing)

, hmm, oh there you go. I'm gonna take that. Mm.

, hmm, hmm, hmm. (chewing)

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So Nikki, explain to me again you are so smart that they let you out of school early. Yeah, just that smart. How did you get so smart? I don't know. I remember you asking me for help with algebra when I did it. way back when.

Bianca, where are you trying to get at all of this? I'm just asking. I'm just wondering. Okay, it doesn't mean anything else. Aren't you happy that Nikki is here and that he's doing good in school? I'm so glad to have the smartest brother in the world.

I'm just wondering how you got there. I got smarter. I almost tell you. What are you talking about this brother talking? Well, I've been hanging out with your family since my mom's been gone so much. You're like my brother now in a way.

I'm just wondering what is wrong with you. She is like your sister. And we've seen her since she was little so it's like, we're all family here, right? Don't you love her? I love her too. She's great. Yeah. Thanks.

Do you think you can get the controller, please? Hey, Mom, how far out is Dad? I spoke to him today. I think he's 10 minutes away. So, like 10 minutes, sure.

Hey, do you think I can actually see your test? I was just kind of just getting a little... Oh yeah? Yeah. That's going to get you on. Of course. Anything for my baby.

I'm waiting for him. You're almost there. I already know what that means. Anything more? Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Can I have the controller now?

Can I have the controller, please? I've watched this game. I've watched you talking times. I'm tired of this game. Okay, okay. Listen. If you really want to go to the mall and spend some time later on, as soon as you finish your show, hurry up and let's get ready and let's go, okay? Let's go shopping.

Okay, I hope it's not raining by then. What are you making? It smells so good. Ooh, you are going to love it. These are beef and bananas. But you know I'm a vegetarian. What do you mean?

I mean, it's not all the time that we have Nikki coming all the way over here. Remember? Plus, he came into town and his favorite food is beef and steak. So I definitely have to give him that because he's such a great student. You know, I have to give him that. You know?

Why do you treat him like, just like gold when I get good grades in my test? You don't know the truth. That is not true. I give you props. We go shopping and then on top of that, too, I mean, I'm married to his father, you know? So I have to give him some incentives and stuff like that.

But that's not true because I treat you both the same. And if he hasn't been here in such a long time, you know, I have to give him at least a couple of things. You know? Here you go. It's a lot of nutrition. It's really, really good. This is a little bigger. This is why you're so skinny. Your mom's going to be very upset when she comes over here and sees that you're so skinny.

I can't wait for my mom to come back. You're so ungrateful. I can't believe you told me that. Just you continuing to get everything that you want.

Niki, that's for Bianca. We have all your empanadas over here. Your favorite beef empanadas. Okay. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah.

It really sucks watching you get everything that you want all the time. Well, you know, I'm the king of the house, so I should get what I want.

First of all, that's not true. I mean, it's not true. Hey, how about this? How about you can pick the movie we watched tonight? Okay. Well, that's a little bit fair. Yeah? Yeah.

See, you get some things. You see? You got my beef and you get your movie. You know, I'm just really bothered by watching them get rewarded left and right. Okay. Well, isn't the movie not enough for you?

Well, listen, listen, listen, I'm going to fix this and make this nice and simple. Okay. It's true what you said. Everybody has to be equal and I feel that I've been equal with everybody.

But what I'm going to do is I'm going to make you a side of salad and salmon, okay, which I know is your favorite. And to make everything even because I know that Niki loves beef and you can't be eating that.

How about, wait, I teach you how to drive. Really? Yeah. See, there you go. Yes. So my baby's going to get to drive.

I mean, it's pouring right now. Did you, listen, relax. Niki, could I see your phone so that you can check the weather out? Yeah, go for it. Okay. Let's see.

What's your pass screen? Let me see. All zeros. Okay, let me see. Okay, I don't know how to do this stuff. You kids are always with this technology stuff. Let me see what it's like. All right, well, then let me put some pepper on this.

You open up the app and I'll help you. Definitely. Okay. Did you get it open? Are you super happy? Yeah, I'm just going to let me see what it's like.

I mean, maybe in a couple of hours or something like that. Who knows? Maybe in a couple of hours. But, are you excited? I'm super excited. Thank you, Mommy.

All right. Well, listen, no worries. This is what we're here for. I want everyone, and I need you to eat your food. Okay? I'm going to eat everybody.

All right. Well, you've got to do. You know, I'm having a really hard time with this app. I just, I can't keep focused right now. Really? Why? Is the internet bad?

No, that's not the problem. No. Okay. Oh, I'm pretty sure you have to take your time a little bit. You know? I think you're right. Just wait. Relax. I mean, we have all day today, right?

But this raining. I'm pretty sure it's going to be done in like a few seconds. Plus, as soon as we're done eating, everything's going to be... I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Can you get this after work?

I can't see from far away. Why don't you come up here so I can see it and see how that works. I'm pretty sure we'll figure it out, you know?

I think so. Okay. Well, the first thing is... Yeah, just go and I'm doing wrong.

Oh, you have to enter the code, the phone of the cell phone code. What's your cell phone code?

It's all zeros. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. So put in the cell phone code. Okay. Uh-huh. And put it in there. And are you getting in? Did you get the cup? Yeah, I'm logged in. You have to download it, honey. Okay. Yes.

Download it. Let me know when you download it, honey. Let's see what you're doing. Um... Are you downloaded yet? I think it's done. Yep. Okay. Okay. Now you put in our zip code from around here. Um... Do you know what that is? Um, it is 33312.

Okay. It sounds like it stopped draining a little bit, yeah. Oh, my god. Oh, no. She's prepared to start driving in and raiding like that. I don't think so.

I think she's ready for whatever. I know this has been a dream of hers since a long time. Here's an idea. Since it's not ready right now, maybe we should go and teach her right now. Before Dad gets home. I think that's a great idea. You're gonna teach her?

Well, I mean, either of us, we'll both be in the car, but like before Dad gets home because I don't know, he'll be okay. That's such a great idea, Nikki. Oh, my god. Isn't he amazing? Yeah. Yeah. He is such a sweetheart. Star student, right? Yes, absolutely. All right, let's go do that. Come on.

What's wrong? Yeah. Bianca sells my phone. It's since last night. Come on. It's not such a big deal. I mean, it's just the prank. I mean, what's the big... It's a prank? It's my phone. Yeah, but it's nothing important. Plus, you're here. It's not like you're working or doing anything. Plus, she doesn't even have your code. I mean, what's the problem?

She does, remember? So she could use the app yesterday. Listen, you would love to see what my brothers did to me when I was little. They did so much pranks. I mean, it's even funny. But you guys didn't have cell phones back then. No, but we did like, you know, prank jokes and stuff like this is all it is. I mean, it's not a big deal.

I mean, what do you prefer? A wedgie or a wet willy. This is what they did to me. Okay. And get this. They would do good morning with water from the fish tank or the toilet on me. Okay. So, yes, this is okay. It's okay. I mean, it's not such a big deal. This is what brothers and sisters do. They play with each other. They do pranks on each other.

Is that such a big deal? Come on. I don't want you upset the whole entire time. I mean, it's your spring break. So might as well enjoy it and enjoy your sister and me. We're gonna have my sister though. Dumb to be my sister. Hey, don't say that. Okay. Bianca is a very, very nice girl. And I promised her mom that that she was going to be here with me. And I love her too. Okay. So I need you to love her too.

Don't say she's stupid. Do you think you can maybe get me my phone back though? Oh my God. All right, I'll talk to her. But listen, I need you to do the laundry. Are you going to help me to laundry or what? Are you going to get me my phone back? Oh my God. Okay. Bianca! Bianca! You see? I mean, just relax. What? She'll give it to you later. I know her.

She's not gonna be like that. It's just a little prank. Relax. What else do you want me to do? You want me to go cut her or something? Um, I guess lift up your dress. My dress? Yeah, lift it up. Oh, so you want to see my panties or something? Really? Okay. What do you think, Nikki? This always helps you cheer up. Yeah, it does. I just love it.

I just, I missed you so much, Mom. Oh. And you're being gone for school for such a while. I missed you too. Well, that's why I don't want you being upset. I want you to be nice and happy. And that's why I make sure that you're nice and happy all the time. Yeah, you are. Because you make me happy. No, no, thanks. Yeah.

It can make me a little happier, I guess. Like what? Like what? Is this making it better? Yeah, I think it's making it better. This is so incredible. You are just like your dad. You're lazy. You don't like to do chores. And the worst part, all you want to do is get spoiled. So.

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I know, right? It's definitely not. So this is your time to get spoiled. Yes. Mmm, yeah. I'm sure you're going to get really spoiled from all of this. Mmm, yes. Well, welcome back. Definitely.

Definitely welcome back. Yeah. I know that you miss this a lot. So that's why I'm going to give it to you. Thanks, Mom. Yeah. I really, really do that phone back. Mmm. Bianca. Bianca. Bianca.

Oh, I'm not. How is she doing? I don't know. Did you maybe she can't hear me? I don't know. Oh, thanks. Bianca. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's freaking unbelievable. Listen, just relax. It's better that she makes a prank over your phone than you have her.

It makes a prank over your phone than you having a wedgie. I mean, I told you this. This is what brothers do all the time. But it's not a wedgie. It's my phone, Mom. Yeah, but it's not in a different country. It's in the house. So what's the big deal? Relax.

Have you gotten a wedgie all the way from a different country? No, my brothers and sisters. They used to do pranks on me and do wedgies and stuff. I want my phone back, Mom. It is here in the house, okay?

It's not going anywhere. I promise you will get it, all right? I mean, don't you miss me? Of course I miss you, Mom. Okay. So then, just relax.

Bianca. Bianca. Oh. I don't know where the hell she is.

Well, she should be here anytime soon, okay? She's going to come. It's not like she's all over the place. Plus, I told you. I promise you that you will get your phone by the ending of today.

Now, where is your love for me? I don't see no affection. I do for you, and I do for you, and I don't see no love for me. What's going on?

That's how I like it. How do you turn around? Turn around? Yeah. What are you trying to do? Listen, I need to hurry up and do laundry. Your dad's coming here at any time now. So, let me multitask. Okay.

Yes, I have to multitask, because since I don't get any help from here, neither you or Bianca could ever help me do absolutely anything. So, you're not doing anything to help, you know? So, let me hurry up and get everything situated.

I want your dad coming here and finding this mess. That's a lot of laundry. It's a lot, and I have no fucking help. So happy. Yes.

I want to make sure that everything's nice and put away so we can continue to enjoy the rest of the week. Bianca!

Guys, I've been here the whole time. Do you want your phone, Nikki? Yes, I want my phone. Wow. Do you see? Finally! I told you she was going to give it to you. Well, I have a surprise for you both. Your little golden boy isn't so golden.

What? What are you talking about? I have something to show you. What? What is it? What are you talking about? Of course, the internet isn't working now. It's you and your stupid games.

What is going on, Bianca? Why are you starting problems? I thought you guys were getting along. He taught you how to drive and all of that stuff. What's going on? What do you have to show me?

The problem is, he's a liar. I saw an email in here and now it's not coming up because everything goes his way. I'm so sick of it and you're going to find out the truth.

Why is this attention seeking thing? I give you love equally. Why are you doing this for attention, Bianca?

I don't get it. I just came home so I could spend time with some of my favorite people. This is what I'm getting back.

I don't know why you're acting this way. Because he's a fraud. A fraud. But how is he a fraud? What did he do wrong?

Once I get this thing working, you guys are going to find out the truth. What is it? Your mind is going to be blown.

I don't want to go through this again with the drama. Come on, Bianca. He's the drama. But what is going on? What's the big deal about?

I'm so sick of him getting everything that he wants. He's a fraud and you need to find out the truth about your little golden boy.

Listen to me. I don't understand in how many languages do I have to tell you this that you guys are equally loved and I don't have any differences.

Why are you doing this for attention and making up lies about your brother?

No. Because this is our home and he's coming in here just acting like he owns the place and on top of it he's going to be lying about the reason that he's home.

No. I'm not accepting it.

I don't understand what you're talking about, Lai. What are you talking about, Bianca?

He probably turned off the Wifi or deleted the email. I did something.

Well, maybe you...this is a sign.

How could I have deleted an email? You had my phone.

Yeah. I don't know what you did but you did something. You're always doing something.

I'm so disappointed in you, Bianca. I don't know why you would start making stuff up out of your brother that he even taught you how to drive.

Oh, okay. I don't see anything, Bianca.

Yeah, I'm having...maybe you try it? I don't know why it's not working for me.

Hold on. Hold on. It's getting hard in here. I don't understand.

You know, I don't want to call you my brother anymore. You're like just...

Why would you say something like that?

He's so gross to me.

Hold on. I'm trying to put the code.

You probably changed it. Hold on. I don't see any codes. I like that.

Hold on. Wait. Oh, I see that it's loading. Something's loading. Wait.

You're such a fucking liar. I don't like that, okay.

Me?

You're getting me really upset, okay? You're getting me extremely upset. I don't like that because I don't see anything here.

Now I'm the problem. No, it's because he deleted it. He had to have deleted it. I did something.

How is he going to delete it when he's been here?

I don't know what he's doing, but he's...it's something that's going on.

How did you get this? Give me the code again. Give me the code again.

All zeros.

Oh my God. I told you.

Oh my God, Nikki. Are you serious? Are you serious?

What? What, Mom?

Extremely low performance?

Oh, that email. Listen, that's my boy.

They're saying you kicked out of the school.

You know what? It's a prank. They're all really kind of jealous because I'm doing something.

What friend is this?

It's a couple of them.

But how can it be a prank? It has the logos of the school and the...

That's the school email.

There's the signature of the direct...these friends? These are not your friends then.

They just like copy and paste. Just a little gag.

I don't understand, Nikki. This is crazy.

I mean, I hope that you're saying the truth because if you're not, your father is going to kill you.

No, no, it's just a prank. I mean, hey, I'd rather fake email than a wedgie.

Okay, well, whatever it is, then these people are not your friends because how could they send you something like that?

This looks so real. Like, my heart dropped when I seen this.

Yeah, they did a good job, huh?

I mean, like, I don't understand. It just looks so real to me.

You think that's fake?

Well, his friends are like pranking him and stuff, you know?

I mean, back in the days, my friends wouldn't do something like this, you know?

I don't understand. These kids are taking it to the next level to do something like this.

I mean, because I understand, you know, a wedgie or whatever, but something like this so serious.

You're fucking crazy. How can you not believe that?

This is all a lie. This is all a lie. Listen, I know Nikki and I know he's not going to be crazy to risk his school

and the sacrifice of how his dad works to pay for his school.

He knows the importance. He knows he's not going to do that.

That's right.

Right? He doesn't. Really, he doesn't.

I know my baby and I know that he's not going to do this to us, right?

Right.

I know. I know. This is all a lie. It's all games.

Just, you know what? To be honest with you, those friends of yours do not invite them over for Christmas

or for any dinners or anything because I don't want nothing to do with them.

How could they do something like that? That's really messed up.

I couldn't agree more, mom.

I would never play with something like that and especially something as important as your school.

Like, come on.

This is just, it's ridiculous. It's crazy that he's just, he's always going to win.

It doesn't matter what he does.

I'm just a lie. Didn't you hear? It's his friend. His friends pranked him.

Of course you would believe anything that he says.

Well, why can I? When has he lied to me? He has never lied to me.

I have no reasons to not lie to him.

I don't lie.

I mean to, for him to lie to me.

Also, how do I know it wasn't you, Bianca?

You just said you knew for a fact that it was your friends that sent it.

Yeah, but I mean if it wasn't, why wouldn't I suspect you from doing it?

Yeah!

Because what reason--

You did that to your brother?

No, what reason do I have?

Oh my god, Bianca, I can't fucking believe you.

This is ridiculous. You cheated like a baby.

No wonder this is why you had his phone, is it? Are you, I don't want to believe that.

Is this true, Bianca? Are you making this up?

No, this is crazy. Now I'm getting accused.

Because--

And I did nothing wrong.

But how did you find this, though? I don't understand. How did you find this?

Just go and do it.

You were looking.

Just go into your emails.

Wait a minute.

And, you know what?

I'm going to get to the bottom of this right now to see if this is true or this is not true.

I don't understand what's going on.

I am going to get to the bottom of this, you know?

I know.

You're going to find out.

Let me see.

I hope it's not true.

You know what? I think it's not true. I think it's not true. That's what I think.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I don't think it's true.

I think that's what it is. It's not true.

I'm not going to stress myself out like this.

He's a fraud and you'll find out soon enough.

It's not. It's not true.

He is. He's the biggest liar I think I've ever met.

I think you just don't like your brother.

I don't think it's true. I don't see none of this to be true.

Why don't you call the office and see if someone picks up?

You know what?

Yeah, I'm going to call right now.

That's a good idea, okay?

I think Sunday they might not be open.

Yep, Sunday.

See if someone picks up.

Oh, you know what? Maybe I'll leave a message. How about I leave a message?

Probably better if you don't.

I thought it was real bad.

You know what?

This is the number of the college.

This is the number of the college.

I told you.

But maybe they put the number of the college there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Man, these friends of yours say, "Hey, Eel, these are your enemies. I'm telling you."

Thank you. Please be honest with me and do not ruin my day.

I want to believe you, but it's just a lot of things that have been happening.

And I really, you know, don't want your dad to be mad at you, okay?

And for you to lose this opportunity in this college.

Hmm?

So, listen, no matter how hard it is, I need you to be honest, okay?

Can you -

Mom, can I just speak my word for -

Okay, all right, I'll believe you.

I will believe you.

Come on.

I'm going to drop it.

I'm dropping it.

Definitely, I'm dropping it.

Okay.

Okay.

No, we're talking about it.

Yeah, I really don't want to talk about it anymore.

It's just a really lousy prank, Mom.

Really?

Okay, I believe you.

I definitely do believe you.

Of course you do.

I can't believe it.

You're gonna find out what a liar he is soon.

What do you mean?

That's not - it was - he clarified.

He said that it's not true, so it's not true.

I'm not letting you know.

Right?

We're getting my truth out of you.

But why would you doubt him?

What makes you think that it's not true?

I mean, you saw it.

How can you - it looks fake.

That's fake.

Clearly.

You know?

Yeah.

You're too smart for that, right?

Maybe you're too naive.

No, I don't think so.

It's not nice to say to Mom.

I think you just trust him a little too much.

Listen, stop doubting your brother.

I believe him.

And the story.

Let's enjoy the vacation.

Okay?

Okay.

Sounds like a great idea, Mom.

Absolutely, baby.

You know I got you.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Ugh, I'm getting on your knees and I'll tell you everything.

Are you well?

Just get on your knees.

You're serious?

Yeah, get on your knees.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Fuck.

Ugh.

Yummy.

So, uh, I did kind of sort of get kicked out of school.

Kind of sort of?

Well, I mean, it's not like a big deal.

I'll fix it, I'll figure it out, but.

No.

She wasn't entirely lying.

You are lying.

Oh my God, what am I going to do now?

Your father is going to kill you.

Ugh.

Your father is going to kill you.

Are you serious?

This is not a joke.

No, it's not a joke.

He needs to be punished.

You should like make him a bitch for the next week and have him mow the lawn in the hot sun.

Okay.

I'm just going to get some water.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Listen, I'm so fucking pissed right now.

I'm going to do what I have to do to get you back in the school.

But I'm so, wait a minute.

I'm so fucking mad right now.

I'm so mad right now.

Again, sis, watch what happens.

That's what happens.

Whatever.

Let me give a call to the university or something.

Let me see how could fix it.

Well, listen, today we're in the right direction.

I'm so proud of you both.

Okay.

And of course, of you telling me all along what was going on and everything.

And for you, Nikki, I am so disappointed at you and you don't understand how I'm mad right now.

I still am going to think about what your punishment is.

But I'm just, you know, I just want to appreciate this moment.

This moment is amazing.

I love you both.

Love you too, Mom.

Nothing like good old fashioned family time.

(whooshing)

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