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[MUSIC PLAYING]

Yeah, there we go.

Come on, guys.

Ball.

[KNOCKING]

Who's that?

[DOORBELL]

[KNOCKING]

Guys, oh my god, are you serious?

Natasha, what are you doing here?

Oh.

Have you heard of babysitter, you silly?

I already told my parents I'm too old to have a babysitter.

OK, well, you can whine about it all you want,

but I'm already here, so.

Here we go.

[SIGHING]

OK.

[DOORBELL]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

.

[MUSIC]

[BLANK_AUDIO]

>> It's just like my parents don't trust me.

>> I don't think it's that, I think they're just worried about you.

>> You're more like my mother than my actual mom.

>> My God, don't say that.

She would be totally heartbroken if she heard that.

>> Whose fault is that?

>> Well, at least I know you actually like me.

>> Just play by the rules.

>> Let's just watch them, ready?

>> All right. >> Excuse me.

>> Yeah, you just got to have an attitude with me.

>> It's out of the expression, on a basis.

Get up, come here.

Come here, let's go.

>> Why?

>> You, you're a poor, poor, killer.

[MUSIC]

>> Hi. >> How are you?

>> What do you mean now, are you excited to see your beloved nanny?

>> No, I do, I mean, I just have to deal with two nannies.

[MUSIC]

>> No offense, I just didn't think I would have to deal with two nannies.

>> Oh, stop acting tough, like you don't love me and Natasha.

No, wait, this is what you're having for dinner.

Let me make you a sandwich.

[MUSIC]

[BLANK_AUDIO]

>> Can I ask you something?

>> Sure, sure.

>> Are you jealous?

>> Jealous of what?

>> Of like, Natasha, I mean more specifically that I have another nanny.

No, what would I have to be jealous of?

We both have our strengths, and Natasha is like, the mom type and, I'm kind of like,

the older sister, I think.

>> Yeah, but when did you prefer to babysit me full time?

>> Well, your parents hired two babysitters because our schedules don't always line up

with your parents' travels.

You know, we babysit other kids, too.

>> Wait, you babysit for somebody else?

>> Sounds like someone else is jealous.

>> Shut up.

>> I mean, we both have our strengths.

She's kind of like the mom type and I'm more of like the older sister, I think.

I mean, I really like her a lot.

[ Chuckles ]

>> How's your sandwich?

>> It's good.

[ Music ]

>> Hey, Ryan.

Your parents must have double-booked us.

>> Is this a nightmare?

>> Looks like you're stuck with both of us for the day.

>> Yeah.

Well, I mean, the good news is, is your mom did tell us that we had to help you clean up your room.

>> It's a pig sty.

- It really is.

- It's Friday!

I mean, isn't it bad enough that I'm stuck here with you two?

- Oh no, come on, we'll help you.

Don't be silly.

- Yeah, chop chop.

(sighs)

- Okay.

Wow.

- So many sheets.

(footsteps)

- Is this for messy or what?

- This is a pigsty.

- Okay.

No wonder your mother sent you two babysitters.

- Maybe if you kept your room a little bit more clean,

you would be able to stay home alone.

- I mean, it gives you something to do in the morning.

You know, it's like make your bed.

- Is this gonna be clean?

- And...

(laughs)

- How come it's all messy?

- Holy shit.

- How does he let it get this messy?

- I don't know.

- Boys are gross.

- Hey, will you hand me that James?

- Yeah.

- Thanks, babe.

(sighs)

- It's a good thing that your parents put both of us today,

'cause it's gonna take both of us to clean up this mess.

- Seriously.

- We have to wait the whole bed.

- Oh, these filthy sheets.

All right.

- Yeah, that's soft, it's not clean.

- Oh, yeah, mine's messed up.

This is new, though.

- Okay.

And they're all wrinkled.

You just, did you throw your clean clothes on the floor?

- I need some time to get mixed up.

- Yeah, I mean, it's probably gonna take us all afternoon

to clean all of this.

Make the bed, and then dust the side tables, you know.

- Yeah, those tables are really dirty.

- Yeah.

Oh, I messed up.

- Oh, so...

(sighs)

- I'm still out.

(sighs)

(sighs)

I'm still out.

(kissing)

.

(gasping)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh, my god.

(groaning)

(groaning)

You guys are the best. Thanks for taking care of me.

Of course. You needed our help.

This stuff gets so dirty.

. You really need to iron your clothes.

Which ones? Oh. Sorry. It's okay.

You are such a disaster. Help me. I still understand why parents like getting so much help.

Maybe because you can't see the floor. You can't do it on your own. Here's Natasha. Teamwork. Yeah. Yeah, you guys make a really good team.

Are you glad you have both of us now? Yeah. Thank you for your help. I should fold it up. Here you go.

! Why are you so hard just to be the same guy? Yeah. We need to make a bed. Yeah. Okay. This is not even folded.

This is pretty good. I'm just kind of giving up this. I don't even know what these are. Yeah.

Have you ever ironed any of this? I think he even knows what an iron is. No, I don't think he does. I mean look at his shirt. Don't you just like put it in the dryer for like 15 minutes or something?

If you're lazy learn how to iron. Good thing you have two of the best nannies. Yeah I can use them.

It's only sheets. I can not put these forward. Here do you want this pillow? Yeah.

Here you go. Thank you. Oh yes.

This is a mess. I can't believe he thinks he doesn't need babysitters. This needs to be re-washed. Oh my God.

Here. Oh yeah.

You just throw your work shirts on the ground? There's dog hair on there. Oh whoops. You need to re-wash this.

You definitely aren't clean either. Re-wash. None of it's clean. I was on the floor. You just throw all your clothes on the floor like that?

It's like he takes it out of a hamper or just puts it on the floor. Well I mean it wasn't originally like that.

Floor is your dresser. Well maybe you won't need so much supervision if you would just keep your room a little bit cleaner.

You think? Yeah. You can thank your parents for sending us to help you. Exactly.

Do you have girls over in your room looking like this? You guys. Sorry. Let's just focus on the bed.

Grab the other corner. I can grab this one. Thank you.

I'll take that corner. We make such a big team. You really hit all the spots. Yes.

Alright. I feel like we haven't even made a dent in this messy room.

No I mean he's just gonna mess it back up for you. How many blankets do you really need?

Oh. It's so wrinkly. It's so cold.

When was the last time you made your bed? Like a month ago or something.

A month ago? You had to make it every morning. That was the portal for sleeping.

Can we have that show? Are you sure? It needs to be forward. Alright. We can't just leave it on the floor.

I don't think I've ever seen you wear this. Is it new? You know your car keys right here?

It's a little short so sometimes I just use it to go to bed with.

Yeah.

Ah, nice.

, oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, this is so hard.

Oh, thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm never gonna just do the best I can, I'll just put it in the sink.

We can get all the help we can give him.

Don't you have the best babysitters?

Yeah, I do.

Oh yeah, I'm not sure.

Oh, bigotry ball.

Oh, well, I was gonna fold this one but, like, I smelled it.

[sniffing]

Oh, right?

[sniffing]

Take a nap at all this mess.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

Did you have a lip roller somewhere?

Yeah, I think I lost it.

You lost your lip roller?

See, mom?

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

It's a wrinkled eye.

I know, it's not like he does anything all day.

[sniffing]

Yeah, I remember that to a dance once.

Like, five years ago or something.

And that was the last time you cleaned your room, god.

Oh.

Did you make this bed?

[sigh]

[sniffing]

Thanks, good boy.

[sniffing]

I think we have it a little bit better.

Oh, someone forgot their hands.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

Okay.

Alright, so...

Thank you.

If you pull that corner.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

It's looking like a normal room now.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

Oh, thank you.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying to find the other camera.

Come on.

It's all good.

Thanks.

Just leave your shirts laying on the front of the floor.

Oh, yeah.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

Okay, let me help you.

Oh, thank you.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

Boy, it's just living my clothes all over the floor.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

Thank you for your help.

My heart.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

Here you have it.

Oh.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

Oh, shit.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

It still looks a mess.

It still looks a mess.

It still looks a mess.

I think I'm going to cry.

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