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Hey, baby, how was I supposed?

What are you trying to do for spring break?

Something fucking crazy?

Spring break.

Get a spring break.

Freaking out, girl.

Maybe this is a bad idea.

You did.

[inaudible]

Make it all the way--

Quicker!

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Yo, you're never going to believe where I am right now.

Fuck.

From inside the belly of the whale.

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All right, ladies, you got the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can't be held against your necordal off.

You have a right to remain turning.

You can out of forward 1, 1 will be appointed to you.

Watch your head.

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Watch your head, dear.

Make sure your arms are in the way.

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Us holding up the store?

Fucking lucky, totally played us.

He played us.

Yeah, whatever he had planned, he just rubbed us right along.

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The bodega clerk wasn't even surprised when he saw us.

I mean, it fucking makes sense now.

I wish it fucking happened.

It literally was lucky thing the whole time.

I'm so sorry.

And we made it so easy for him, guys.

Dude, we totally got fucked.

OK, ladies.

Skid's Bill County Jail.

Here we come.

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All right, just--

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Yeah, want to drive a little smoother up there?

Fuck.

It's just a privilege of having someone stand right here.

Just don't say anything.

Get in there and just keep your mouth shut.

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Just so they don't have to come out.

Yeah.

And we didn't do anything.

We didn't do anything.

We didn't do shit.

We went like, oh, fucking hell.

I just fucking see my lungs.

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Fuck.

I can't breathe.

I'm looking through this.

I'm looking through this.

Fuck.

This is how our spring break is starting.

Fuck.

I can't breathe.

Dude, my parents-- my mom's still fucking doing it.

My fucking-- just can't-- oh, fucking hell.

Oh my god, I can't.

No.

Okay.

We didn't do anything.

Dude, we didn't do anything.

It's because we have a record.

We're definitely not-- we're getting a record.

It's like, it's like, how can we go to a record store?

Do anything.

What do you mean?

Compared to that place.

I think he's not-- he's fucking-- geez, he's--

I can't believe he did.

He could eat it.

I do not know.

Fuck.

Fuck.

He's such a sly piece of shit.

Yeah, because we'll do that.

My real-- they don't have to choose on that.

They don't have to choose on--

I'm gonna pick him up next time.

I'm sorry, it's 23.

223, man.

Come on.

Your doofus and dingus over here.

Fuck.

Seriously?

Hey, man.

Hey, watch the move.

You got her?

Oh, here you come.

Yep.

Let's go, ladies.

Come on in.

You two have to sit here.

Over there, right here.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, mayor, I understand.

I'm sorry because--

This is a big issue.

Can't even give us anything to wear.

Hey!

I completely understand that, sir.

I know this is an important matter.

Absolutely.

OK, all right, we'll do.

Thank you.

No, I have nothing on us.

All right, ladies.

Well, are you going to tell us anything, or--

There's nothing to tell.

You're just having a little party.

Spring break, you heard of it?

Just a little party.

I bet the mayor didn't know he was hosting a little party.

The mayor?

The mayor?

Yeah.

You fucking geniuses broke into the mayor's house.

What do you think about that?

I don't know anything about that.

They really were just trying to party.

Yeah, we were just--

We were just--

Spring break.

Trying to fucking party in the mayor's house?

We were just giving an address.

I'm going to show that up.

Yeah, how in the world does he just know it's the mayor's house?

Yeah.

We're not from here.

Pretty ballsy.

That's got to be the dumbest fucking move I've ever seen.

Breaking into the mayor's house?

And then--

I don't know anything about that.

What about the bodega?

What about the bodega?

What about it?

You tell me.

You're the one that brought it out.

You call us.

It doesn't ring any bells, bodega.

Nope.

Open your mouth.

What do you think?

Looks like she's been sucking dick, you ask me.

Excuse me?

Yeah, you guys are sure and handsy over there.

Now that it's caught, something's to be made.

Excuse me.

It takes one another.

I don't know what to tell you.

You don't do anything.

I mean, we're not--

Literally, we have the wrong girls.

Hey.

You know how many curls are in town right now?

If I wanted your opinions, I'd give it to you.

You're under arrest.

You're going to shut your mouths and let us through our searches.

Whatever.

Yeah, we're sick of you spring breakers coming into our town

and wrecking this place.

This is Skeetville.

Goddamn Skeetville!

Well, do your searches not much to say.

Please, with their pride to the nuthes.

I don't think it's all our fault.

Did I tell you to shut the fuck up?

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Ugh.

I'm so sick of these goddamn spring breakers.

And they can come into our town and just do whatever they choose.

They're just having a fucking party.

It's no big deal.

We're hurting anybody.

Not hurting anybody.

No, no, not hurting.

What about the mayor?

What about him?

What about the mayor?

The mayor had his home broken into.

He doesn't feel safe.

And you know who that looks bad on?

This guy.

Us.

How is that our problem?

Yeah.

I mean, it sounds like you're going to have to do better police work.

Hey.

I told you about that mouth.

She's not our own mouth.

What?

She's just saying she has a point.

What kind of point?

That maybe you could do your job better than the mayor.

I can't hear you.

I can't hear or think your say.

Maybe you should do your job better.

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That's all we're saying.

[sighs]

Oh my god.

I mean, how do you let the mayor's house get broken into in the first place?

You know, to your job to protect the town.

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Oh, man.

You spring breakers.

Always around your closet.

You got a little duty.

You got coffee and all that.

Yeah, now it's all our fault.

We're just three girls.

Just three girls.

Do you think we could have done all this?

Like, we're just three girls.

Yeah.

Three small girls.

Nobody would hire these boys.

Just three girls.

I know.

It sounds embarrassing.

Yes, sir?

You ever eat a man's ass?

[laughter]

That's a weird question.

I don't know what that was.

No, sir.

[sighs]

Well, today's your lucky day.

Because there's going to be a lot of ass eatin' going on today.

As there should.

Tell him.

About what you guys do around here.

We're not going to kiss your ass.

Oh, you're not going to kiss my ass?

You're going to beat my ass.

Is one of your boyfriend lucky fate, by chance?

What about Lucky?

[thunder]

Is that one of your boyfriend?

Uh, yeah.

I don't know.

Okay.

He's a known cyber criminal around this neighborhood.

And you think we were with him?

Yeah.

You tell us.

That's a big stretch.

I don't know.

Lucky fate and the Boat Dagger Hust.

I'm just saying I couldn't have been anyone's.

You know what?

I think they're hiding something.

And you know where they're hiding it?

That's it.

Let's get some gloves.

I'm going to search this.

What the fuck?

Good call.

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Yeah, we'll be able to search each other.

This one's got a fucking mouth on her.

I'm getting tired of it.

You think this is a little too fun?

We have just begun.

This is ridiculous.

Stand up.

This is an ass officer.

Oh, god.

Oh, my god.

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So you got it?

That was an ass officer?

Get these out of my way.

Oh, fuck.

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Oh, my god.

Is this totally necessary?

Yeah, it is.

Why don't you take a look?

Come here.

You take a look.

And you look at that fucking ass,

and you tell me what she's got in there.

Yeah, nothing.

Is that a precious duel?

Is that nothing in there?

Uh-huh.

That's something.

Find a pot of gold up there.

See if I find anything down here.

I'm going to try.

Searching good back there?

She doesn't have anything.

The e-girls are sands.

Feels warm in here.

Oh, yeah.

That's an asshole.

Yeah, your hair goes cold.

Sounds like a new problem.

This one, I have her on my chin.

Keep running, Jess.

Keep running.

No question.

You better.

I was about to say something.

I can't cut your mouth.

So it's not too much.

I think he's better if you just keep lying.

I'll take these off.

But he's a good boy.

We'll mourn out soon.

So I'm already bored.

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And those are some intimidating things.

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This one sucks.

Cockback.

She's got a boyfriend.

Is this the one that was dating Lucky Fate?

I think so.

Right?

Again, I don't know who that is.

You don't know who that is?

Let's see here.

Oh, wow.

Look at that ass.

That's a fucking impressive.

I don't think she's smuggling anything in there.

Is there anything in there?

I'm not going to find anything up there.

I can probably spend the USB drive.

Well, that is one thing we're looking for.

That's Lucky's specialty, apparently.

Well, that was just a joke.

I don't know anything.

Yeah, that's what they all said.

This one's got a pussy like my ex-wife.

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I can see why it's on my face.

She's your best friend.

Lose, huh?

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, for real.

I can hear her sweet time about that.

I've got to follow my old part.

Have you done that?

What exactly?

Am I going to poop out a CD or something?

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Yeah, I think substantial.

Yep.

You're not storing any data in our holes.

No.

Yeah, whatever.

Just let them be thorough.

Are you going to tell us more?

Looks like the Mancini gang ran through.

That's wonderful.

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Wow.

I don't know.

Whatever.

They think they know everything.

I don't see anything so far.

Really?

Wow.

These girls don't want to listen.

I don't know.

I've given us anything to listen to.

I'm going to give you the fucking ass whooping.

Daddy should have given us a roll time.

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What is--

You know what?

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I think it's time that we do the one-on-one interviews.

I'd like to hear what they have to say.

No separation.

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One of you at a time.

Nothing's staying shut.

Whenever.

We're going to navigate every orifice in here.

Yeah, I am.

Keep talking or talk.

We'll go first.

Well, he asked you a question.

They don't know what they're doing.

[inaudible]

Thank you.

That's the time we're talking.

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Let's go.

Yeah?

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Don't say you got this.

Don't say you got this.

YouTube, take your seats.

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I'll write this way.

Not a seat right there.

Jesus, it's cold.

What are you going to tell us?

I have nothing to tell, so I love him.

You're one of those, huh?

I guess so.

Take this off.

No clothes in the interrogation room.

Oh, god.

You shit's so weird.

Yeah, there you go.

I have a seat there.

Are my shoes fine?

Take them off.

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Lucky fate, right?

Yes, you know that.

You know that.

Do you have them?

And we kind of wrote them into it.

And I didn't really fully know everything

that we were going to get ourselves into.

And then Lucky just started--

he brought us to this house, and he

had the keys and everything.

So we didn't think we were breaking and entering.

He literally had the keys and everything.

We found Woodrums Oil all over the mayor's house.

I don't know anything about that.

I mean, do you know about the mayor's personal activities?

I don't know.

It's not really my guess.

We know that three of you have an assemblisher in the Woodrums

Oil.

What about the oil?

The entire house was covered in the oil.

I mean, we--

we had one thing to do with that.

Are you sure you didn't do that?

All for Saphira.

Yes.

Oil.

What?

We had nothing to do with oil.

I thought this was about data or some shit.

So?

Yes, sir.

You break into the bodega.

Then you break into the mayor's house.

Anything else you want to tell us?

I mean, that sounds like a lot of projection.

Look, we didn't do anything.

It's spring break.

We're trying to have fun.

You know, me and my girlfriends snuck out of my parent's house.

Stressed up.

Just fed up with it.

We snuck out of my parent's house.

Kind of conned my stuff, brother.

But I mean, then I'm just trying to party.

Trying to party?

Yeah.

It's spring break.

We're just trying to party.

So did you-- or did you not break into the bodega?

I remember my girlfriends' house.

I just think it's a loaded question.

All I remember is having fun with my girlfriends.

I don't really know anything else.

I don't have any more information.

Looks like you've got something else to tell us.

Interesting.

Well, the other two already told us everything.

So you might as well just tell us your story.

Did they?

Uh-huh.

Sounds like something out of your playbook

to get me to talk.

Everyone's got a story to tell, and I'd love to hear yours.

It's true, but not everybody wants to tell their story.

It's time you fessed up your fuel buddy or sleep guy

every night.

I sleep just fine.

You don't look like you're slept in days.

You've been out partying.

Are you looking in the mirror?

What?

You think this overhead lugging is giving you body eyes?

That would be the mountain of unsolved cases on your desk.

How do you know about our cases?

Wow, I just know that they're unsolved.

How do you know?

Well, I mean--

Yeah.

You guys are not the brightest at your job.

Well, we seem to get to the bottom of things.

And we've gotten to the bottom of everything we wanted to today.

I think the keyword is things, but not cases.

Look, we started at the bottom.

And now we're here.

You understand me?

Mm-hmm.

So he's like a snake oil salesman.

Is that what you were trying to say?

The oil that you just poured all over your hand--

I didn't pour any oil.

--was all over the mayor's home.

You just poured oil heat.

And if you guys try to sell it--

Are you calling me a liar?

He literally just poured oil.

I had nothing to do with the oil.

Are you sure he didn't fucking pour the oil over the mayor's house

before you got there?

Listen, we've been doing this for a very long time.

It's not really seen like that.

And we've seen your kind come through here--

That's my kind.

--and love the fucking right.

And what is my kind?

Well, it's not my kind.

You guys are on spring break all the time.

I mean, it is true.

We're on spring break.

I was about--

I mean, that was the whole point of everything.

We were just trying--

We were just trying to get some money for a little spring

break vacation, because I mean, we're all broke as shit.

So we just wanted to have a fun spring break.

But--

Broke as shit now that the truth comes out.

You know, the type of people that would do anything

because they need the money.

Uh-huh.

I don't know about anything.

I mean, we were just having a good time.

Look, we know you were hanging with Nathan.

Nathan.

I wasn't hanging with you, Nathan.

We were told you were hanging with Nathan.

Well, I think you should get your facts straight.

And there was quite a bit of alcohol involved.

Alcohol?

I don't even drink.

You're just pulling shit out of your ass now.

Like, I don't--

You want to eat my ass.

Did I say that?

I don't think I said that.

You need to fucking eat your--

Look, I already told you everything.

What do you know about oil?

I guess it depends on what kind of oil.

Like, cooking oil, olive oil, canola oil, vegetable oil.

Tell him what kind of oil we're looking for.

Fossil fuels.

Did you see any Woodjerms oil at that house?

Any Woodjerms?

You heard me.

No, I haven't seen any Woodjerm oil.

Don't play stupid.

Your hand is covered in Woodjerms oil right now.

He just poured oil on me.

Look, hand was earlier, too.

Same with the other one.

Hands are covered in Woodjerms oil.

Woodjerms?

I don't know anything about oils or why that's relevant in the case.

You and both your little masquerading friends

are covered in Woodjerms oil, as well as the mayor's house.

Therefore, with my detective skills, I'm quite positive that three of you

broke into the mayor's house and spilled the same oil

that you used to jerk us off all over the fucking house.

Well, based off of your detective skills, you're probably wrong.

We weren't involved in anything.

Just Octavia and I were trying to have a good time.

We caught up with Jasmine and her boyfriend.

And who's her boyfriend?

That lucky guy.

You guys already know him.

Interesting.

So--

So now he's lucky because he gets to fuck you?

Is that why he's lucky?

That's between him and Jasmine.

Did you fuck him?

No.

Well, it seems like you guys are just making up stories, like oil.

Like the fuck?

Not just any oil, a specific oil.

Woodjerms oil.

OK.

And this Woodjerms oil can't be found anywhere except in the pocket of you.

Well, I think you need to check your officer because he's the one that fucking poured it

on my hand.

I didn't see that.

Oh, so you're in on it too?

Look at your hand.

Your hand is covered in Woodjerms oil.

Of course it's covered in oil.

He just fucking poured oil on me.

What am I trying to get out of you?

I'm trying to get to the bottom.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of this.

Oh, you're not going to get it out of me?

Not going to get it out of her.

What do you think, Officer Fierro?

Well, you're going to have to tell us.

Tell us about what?

Tell us about Lucky.

And tell us about the other two involved in it.

Lucky who?

Where is Lucky?

How the fuck am I supposed to know?

He snuck out the back fucking door like a little fucking snake.

He's your boyfriend, right?

Not any longer, I mean.

Put your hands on the chair.

What did he do?

Do you know what he took from that place?

I don't know what he took.

I don't know what you guys think he took.

I know we were just kind of following his lead.

Well, he's a known cyber criminal.

You know that, right?

Why would I know that?

Literally, why would I know that?

No.

Why would you know that?

Because he has a reputation.

A reputation for being a cyber criminal.

And you have a reputation for being a fucking thief.

A cock sucking thief.

Yep.

You don't know anything?

I know.

You know what? I know something.

Put your knees on that chair.

I want you to give a fine inspection to Officer Fierro's cock.

Okay.

And what about that?

What about that?

You want to inspect his cock?

Jesus, the mouth is one.

We had nothing to do with it.

He's just trying to fucking set up.

And when Octavia had nothing to do with this, nothing.

Don't try to get them in trouble.

They really had nothing to do with this.

It was--

I mean, why are they whisking them?

I mean, they just wanted a fun spring break like I did.

And so Lucky came up with this plan.

And we were just supposed to do a small project just

to get some extra cash.

And then we went to the place where you guys showed up.

And then all of a sudden, you guys just like fucking come

to the front door.

And Lucky's nowhere to be found.

And that's about the extent of it.

So I suggest you just tell us everything.

Speak up right now.

Speak up.

That's what I'm saying.

[choking]

What'd she say?

[gasps]

Say it again.

[choking]

At least I'm not about to do a jager off.

We are just following Lucky's lead.

There we go.

She's been--

[choking]

She was following Lucky's movie.

I had a feel about it in case--

[choking]

He said the house was his.

Oh, interesting.

And so that was our understanding.

Why would-- if you consider breaking and entering--

breaking the wall.

--if we thought it was our friends.

One thing is going to be totally different from this.

It was our friends' house.

And breaking into that pussy.

He said it was his place.

Do you ever wash this?

What's it smell like?

Like, sad, sad, sad officer tears.

Can I keep that?

Stop with that.

I don't know why you keep against here.

We don't know anything.

We didn't do anything there.

[choking]

I don't know officer fear him.

[laughing]

These girls don't want to say too much.

Are you guys in real cops?

Like, what-- what is all this about?

I think it's trying to set me up.

Because why look so pretty?

That's the auto song, huh?

We didn't have to do anything.

You guys did it yourselves.

I mean, he's the one bringing up the oil.

And you're the one that poured it over my fucking hand.

Look.

So, when that officer came out and played basketball--

I would just tell a second now.

I'm trying to-- [inaudible]

[choking]

Go on.

Where are your parents?

I don't know.

I'm a big-headed guy.

They must be so worried about me.

Oh, you have to.

You have to let me at least call my parents.

They must be so worried.

That's like out of my place.

I left my stepbro behind.

Oh, fuck, we're going to have so much trouble.

Can I call them?

No.

All right.

[grunting]

No, you can't.

[grunting]

[sighing]

Who's your stepbrother?

Nathan?

What do you mean?

Who's my stepbrother?

Nathan What?

Nathan What?

Nathan-- Nathan Bronson.

You guys might know him.

Anyway.

So you guys were hanging with Nathan.

We were-- I was thinking of helping me get out of my house.

Were you--

That was all I was.

[inaudible]

No.

No alcohol was consumed while with Nathan.

No.

Are you kidding?

He's my brother.

Brother?

Do you want to go to the castle?

[inaudible]

[grunting]

So what about your friends there?

Did they know about this?

There's nothing to know about.

We were just having a good time.

There's always starts with you having a good time.

The next thing you know, you have to know more.

I didn't know anything.

I don't have information to give you.

How did you break into the mayor's house?

That's a great question.

We're going to get to the bottom of it.

I'll tell you that.

Yeah.

See, I really didn't say anything.

They said a lot.

They told us everything.

They told us you were the regulator.

Uh-huh.

That's a true--

That's rich.

Rich?

I thought you were fucking broke.

That's rich.

Yeah.

It's the same.

How'd you get through the front gate?

It was open.

I don't know.

Ask Lucky.

So Lucky has the answers.

That's what it seems to be who we're open for.

Yeah.

But these girls have all the answers.

That's the thing.

You keep thinking we know things.

Well, I think you do.

[inaudible]

What do you have to say to yourself?

I mean, I'm trying to tell you everything that happened.

OK.

[inaudible]

And about the mayor's house.

[inaudible]

All these lies got my way.

We know about the man seen again.

Both of them.

[inaudible]

That they exist.

I know what.

I'm going to have to push this on.

I think I'll get out.

Can I call my lawyer?

Shouldn't I have been able to do that first?

[inaudible]

You know what?

Oh, my gosh.

[inaudible]

We're going to give her the one call.

Yeah.

I'm going to give her one, too.

If you put this on, we're going to give you a call,

and then take you to the cell.

Fuck.

You're not saying anything else?

Yes, sir.

[inaudible]

And how do you put this on?

I'm going to give you a call.

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

What?

What?

What?

What?

[inaudible]

I don't know.

[inaudible]

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Yep.

[inaudible]

What the heck is this?

Come back up this way.

Right through this door.

Up this way.

Thank you.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Yes, officer.

Little lady.

Fuck, you didn't tell her anything, right?

I mentioned Lucky's name.

Would you guys--

I mentioned Lucky.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry to know to do the better fucking thing.

It's-- it's a dick.

Wait.

Lucky's fault.

He fucking set us up for this shit.

Like, yeah.

Who cares if we throw him under the rocks?

But he doesn't crime any others in the process.

Yeah, sir.

I know.

This is--

No.

Let's just let them spin it.

It's all lucky.

It's OK.

We can still make this work.

I mentioned his name, but I didn't know anything.

That's why I'm saying it.

I don't know anything.

I don't think he had any more over the fucking house anyway.

Is there going to find out who's there?

Seriously.

I don't know.

We just have to figure out how to fucking get out of this.

Oh, fuck.

You guys have to figure it out.

This doesn't sound like it says that.

It's right.

We can't figure it out.

They don't know what they-- they don't actually know anything.

Oh, shit.

I'm just a bunch of walking, talking, guildos.

Anything.

And like, they mentioned video footage,

but it's like if they actually have video footage.

It's like they wouldn't be fucking derogating us.

Right.

Did they ask you about oil, too?

Yeah.

How are you ladies enjoying the presidential suite?

Well, I don't know.

Does it come with room service?

Oh, it comes with a service.

Yeah.

That's for sure.

Could I see the menu?

No, there's no fucking menu.

You're in jail.

I mean, is that why you're so grumpy all the time?

I'm not grumpy.

I'm the happy one.

He's the grumpy one.

Look at him.

He looks really miserable.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

I'm the wrong one.

Is that a cutie?

[laughter]

That's a big set.

I'm not there for giving a bit.

[laughter]

Wouldn't you like to find out?

Wouldn't you like to show me?

Right, and you can have this deck,

but you'll never have these keys.

And there's a big difference.

We'll see.

There is a big difference.

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This third.

[laughter]

I found nothing.

The girls still want to stay quiet,

or you want to talk?

There's nothing to talk about.

Yeah, you can't talk.

You have everything.

I'm sure he's supposed to not interrogate outside of the

interrogation room.

Did you guys go to school?

Did you miss that day?

Say that again?

Don't think you're supposed to interrogate us.

You're supposed to interrogate us in here.

It's all--

I don't think you can tell us without actual evidence.

We're not interrogating anything.

We're just doing our job.

That's cheap.

Mm-hmm.

[sighing]

[sighing]

I'm getting a call.

Hold on.

[inaudible]

Hello.

[sighing]

[sighing]

Hold on.

It's Laura's attorney, the doctor's attorney.

Oh, you're right on there.

[sighing]

Keep an eye on her.

Yeah.

You guys are going to get sued.

Yeah.

You can't even spell sued.

You're wrongfully detained, now.

You guys are going to get in so much trouble.

So much trouble.

Detained?

You've never been detained?

What are we right now?

We're detained in a cell.

You're doing whatever it is you choose you want to do.

OK.

Yeah.

Well, I'm not sure if you're in the cell, so I guess I'm in.

So which one are you going to talk?

None of us.

Don't have anything to say.

I'm not thinking that talking right now.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Whoever has the Woodjums allows the guilty one.

Well, that seems like it's your partner that's the guilty one.

Mm-hmm.

Hey.

I don't think you know what you're talking about.

How quickly you know what you're talking about.

Yeah, with your Woodjum oil?

Like, come on.

More on.

How long are you going to detain us here, officer?

Mm, till we get the much needed information

that you're going to provide us.

We have no information to give you.

We've given you everything you have.

Well, I haven't had enough.

I want some more of your information.

We want us to just record what we have to say and write it on the board for you.

And that would be easier.

I don't know.

I feel like you're just using me at this point.

Using you?

Using you?

Yep.

For what?

For my information.

Maybe only because it's so easy to get away with shit.

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Allegedly.

All right.

Kind of detectively.

I saw the stack-up case files on your guys' desk.

I'm feeling pretty confident.

Feeling like there's a lot of unresolved issues in the skates bill.

They couldn't solve crime if it was right in front of them.

I know.

I'll tell you this.

I'm going to get to the bottom of it.

Whatever it is, I'm going to get to the bottom of all of it.

I'm sure you get into a lot of bottom.

Like you're a detective.

I am a detective.

I'm a douchebag.

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I'm just going to test some bullshit.

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I am half a mind.

You do have half a mind.

To bend one of you over and show you

how the wall is.

I'll be a scary man.

Who's it going to be?

Wow.

I mean, I'm so frightened.

I guess it's me.

Bend over.

Yes, sir.

Bend over.

That's a big, big boss.

We're getting out of this just like we got out of the potato.

We're getting out one way or another.

Let's get what we want.

So when the other one's back, guys, let's put one over on them.

Let's get them in here, put them in, and then we're just going to distract them.

Dip.

It's dip.

Yeah.

Did you hear that, detective?

I haven't heard a thing.

Yeah.

They're so dumb here.

Wow.

That's going to be easy.

We got these phones.

Sprink, spray, spray.

Sprink, spray.

Yeah.

I'm so scared.

I'm so scared.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

We're going to get our party.

We're going to make the best of our time at Skeetsville.

Oh, fuck yeah.

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[slurping]

Oh, that's so fucking good.

[laughter]

[inaudible]

Ah.

[laughter]

Oh, wow.

Oh, that was so hot.

Sprink, spray.

Sprink, spray, ladies.

What about Sprink, Brack?

Sprink, Brack.

You've ruined our Sprink, Brack.

Yeah.

We're just talking about how depressing this year is going to be.

Yeah.

It's just kind of OS1.

Yeah.

No kidding.

I mean, we did not come all the way to Skeetsville just to meet the worst

detectives in the US.

For real?

Like, wasting our time.

[inaudible]

Where are these attorneys?

They're going to fucking get us out.

They're going to get fucking sued.

You don't even know how rich my parents are.

My parents are so fucking rich.

Yeah, they are.

The best of the three.

[inaudible]

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm just going to regret this.

I'm going to get detained in our house.

You're going to get bailed out.

Yeah.

You're going to get sued.

Yeah.

And we're going to make bank off of you.

That's going to be humiliating.

And you'll just have your sad officer uniform to cry into.

I'm only smelling one of you through my head.

That was the highlight of your day, you know?

Sure, sweetie.

What did he like to think?

We bet talking to us is the highlight of this thing.

It's for everyone who wants to be solo money.

I went on the last time I've ever talked to him.

I thought you wasn't fucking detaining.

I wasn't small.

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Fuck, you're narrowing.

Do they even want you have a gun around here?

Well, I got a gun that's right here.

Wow, that's when Abby did just about.

I don't think he even needs a license to carry that thing.

It's open carry.

He needs to conceal.

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[inaudible]

Yes.

Yes.

Another word.

We're getting out.

We're getting out?

Yes.

We just need to make them think that we're dumb as we are.

Well, I have goodness and bad news.

And the word is bad.

Ferrari's parents posted the bail.

Fuck yeah.

Told you guys.

But we have to wait until tomorrow to see the judge.

Why tomorrow?

What?

It's fucking bullshit.

Are you serious?

You're just fucking with us now.

Nope.

You just want to fucking control us.

Just let us spend the night in here.

Seriously?

In this shit hole?

Absolutely.

Are you serious?

Uh-huh.

This is complete horse shit.

What do you mean by that?

Horse shit.

Yeah.

Horse shit.

You can't just fucking with us.

We have rights.

We've posted a bail.

You're not being detained.

You've been under arrest.

What's the difference?

And they're charges of justice.

Yeah.

I cannot believe this.

I don't think you guys even know the laws.

Trust me.

We know the laws.

Smalls.

Smalls.

Smalls.

So you guys are going to have to wait until tomorrow.

We're going to have to wait until tomorrow.

So you guys are going to have to stay the night.

That makes no sense at all.

If we got our bail posted, then why the fuck are we here?

Yeah.

Then we should be able to go.

That's all we pay for.

Well, you still have to see the judge.

You guys--

You see the judge?

You say what?

Just how many people have the--

Because we can't just let you lose.

We don't know what you're going to do in this town.

We're not going to do shit.

We're not going to have them shit.

We're going to have to get shit into your mouth.

Well, you already caused enough trouble.

We haven't done anything.

You've just had us locked in this fucking cell.

What are you talking about this whole time?

Yeah.

I haven't done this fucking bullshit.

I mean, in this town--

I don't know.

You guys weren't afraid to fucking rob the bodega.

We haven't done anything.

Yup.

I'm afraid of shit.

And break into the payor's house.

I don't think you have evidence for-- you have any more evidence?

The boardroom's on all the evidence we need.

The whole night.

All the women are fucking planted?

Yeah.

I want to take a look at this kind of video.

Look, if our bail is posted, I'm pretty sure we're free to go.

Yeah.

No, you guys stay overnight.

We haven't done anything.

Judge will be in tomorrow evening.

Tomorrow evening?

Yup.

So we're going to be here a day and a half, two days, basically.

What if spring break weekend?

What if--

We don't know if we did anything.

What if we helped you find Lucky?

Yeah.

Yeah.

We did help you find Lucky when you let us go.

Well, we might be able to work something out.

I think we could work something out.

You think?

Yeah, I don't think we could do anything.

We're going to help you guys because--

Really?

What do you know?

Well, I mean--

I know.

I know.

What do you want to know?

Yeah, I'm just saying we're not the ones that you're looking for.

And if you really want to close this case, maybe we should help you.

Yeah.

I don't think you're going to do it by yourself.

No, you guys need assistance.

You guys need assistance.

Yeah.

Mm-hm.

Definitely.

You have some people to help you thank around here.

Yeah.

I think you should tell them.

What do you mean?

Well, we can help you find Lucky.

Maybe even get back the data.

Maybe it's actually your guys' lucky day because we're going to help you actually close one.

Close one?

No.

Interesting.

Because he still thinks we don't know shit.

You don't know shit.

Yeah.

The only thing you know is you're under arrest.

Actually, no.

You got them right to being fucking fucked.

He doesn't know anything.

We could really get him here.

Well--

Well--

What do you think, ladies?

We should help him close the case?

I think we have to.

I don't know if that happened.

Yeah.

If he was hanging out of here before seeing a judge, yeah.

You might have dropped him.

I'm so confused.

Well, you guys--

I don't know.

We have to maybe give another couple hours.

Maybe we can make a little call.

A couple hours?

Where is--

For right now, you guys are in this jail cell.

What do you think?

We do run on walking time?

Well--

We have a couple of hours.

No?

No.

Well--

You know, we're kind of hoping you'd let us down like we're gonna treat me.

Yeah.

Like, if we just like help you set him up, then what else do you need us here for?

Well--

Exactly.

Because the rule is you have to finish out your term until the judge comes.

That's really what it boils down to.

Who's rule?

I mean, that's the laws.

You're just making all these laws up.

I'm just making all these laws as we get in the state.

Bottom line is you girls are fucked.

Say that now.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yep.

I can say--

Pretty much.

I think we can work something out.

OK.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Something to try.

Yeah, and you tell us like how we can set him up or what you need for motion.

As long as we can fucking get out of here, like--

We'll help you.

We'll fucking care to put Bermana with the bus.

You fucking get that to us.

Yeah, you just used us and left us.

Fuck that.

Snake.

Can't we fucking date him?

You know his usual go-to spots, right?

Did he go to a bus show?

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Oh my God.

He brought me to a secret place.

I'm ready.

Don't let the cops know yet.

We can take him to the secret place, guys.

What secret place?

I mean, there are just some restaurants and stuff that he likes to go to.

Like a secret garden?

Sure.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's sorry.

Exactly.

Exactly like that.

Yeah.

Something like that.

I'm going to see if we can get you girls out of here.

Or really?

Yeah.

Really?

I like that.

But what we still have is we still

have the breaking of the trespassing into the mayor's house.

That's an issue.

We didn't know.

The door was open for us.

He had the keys, so it wasn't technically breaking and entering.

I don't know how you even pin that on us.

We didn't know.

We were just invited in.

But I'm lucky.

How are we supposed to know?

Like you guys said, we're just dumb whores.

Like, Harry's is the man.

Pretty much.

He's a bunch of whores shit.

Yeah, whores shit.

Some oiled up whores shit.

Well, I'm going to talk to the--

I'm going to talk to the warden and see what he says about getting

you guys out of here.

Which warden?

That's pretty good.

Which warden?

I'm not sure who's here right now, but--

I saw the warden send the dealer.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, maybe it is.

Don't check.

Let me run out to talk to him real quick, and I'll be right back.

Hey, let him know I said hello.

Come on out.

Oh, fuck yeah.

I'm really disappointed in you girls.

I'm really thankful.

Does the warden-- we're helping you.

I expected so much more.

You wouldn't have shit if it weren't for us.

Well, we expected just an inch more as well.

Or two.

So you two go to the back.

We'll play a little more and then we run a little more.

You really know what these guys want.

So let's get what we want.

I agree.

Spring break.

Spring break.

[laughter]

We're going to fucking take a walk.

All right, so I spoke with him.

Yeah.

And we might be able to work something out.

Really?

Really?

And what about the mayor's house?

We might be able to work something out about that, too.

So you're going to drop the charges?

Well, we're thinking about--

Thinking about--

Oh, really?

OK.

Yeah, can we help you drop those charges?

Help you think a little harder?

Yeah.

I think it'd be really good for all of us.

We'll happen anyway.

I'm hoping we'll close that case.

Help you find--

Lucky.

Oh, interesting.

Help you set them up.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Oh, we could help you with that.

See, I think we can go work out so, and a good leg.

Yeah, we can all work together.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Yeah, we can help you friends, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

We'll be good girls for you.

Now that we're on speaking terms.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I think we'll do a work out.

I think I have a lot to offer at this point.

I think so, too.

You think?

Yeah.

I think it's totally worth us.

I don't think.

[groaning]

Well, I'm going to talk to someone and see what we can do.

Yes.

[laughing]

Thank you, officer.

Hell, you know.

Mm-hmm.

[laughing]

I'm not exactly sure that they're still not guilty, but--

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's interesting.

By the look on their faces--

Yeah, yes.

Guilty is charged.

But--

But we're not charged.

[inaudible]

We don't know anything.

[inaudible]

And you get to discuss.

Yeah.

My guess would be--

This was so--

You guys should really, really think about this.

That's--

Think about this.

Let's go.

[inaudible]

Is it low-flight down?

[inaudible]

Let's see.

Shit.

Fuck.

I hate when this happens.

Come on, guys.

Holy shit.

Oh, shit.

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