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- It's a marriage that I don't wanna have end. .
- It's a little late for that.

- We're here to talk final separation
- What ?

Bette's smoking and drinking herself to death,
I think you're eating your pain! .

I'm having a baby, I don't have a place to live.

My guest house is empty and you're going to
move into it, until we get the deal we want.

Your skin looks very good

Peggy Peabody is stepping down.
Her daughter Helena is taking over.

Bad news, is, we don't know what Helena Peabody has in mind.

Franckly if you want me to go to New York and
make nice, I will.

- They got me a job.
- Who's the client ?

- Harri Anna quelque chose.
- Harri Anna Hoffington ?!

- Yeah.
- It's great maybe you'll get some films plans

Ti, It's the reopening of The Planet!

I need to finish this grant proposal, and turn it in by tonight.

I've always wanted to have a place
where musicians could come and jam

I just put this ad in Craigslist, looking for a roommate.

We should talk, why not, right ?

I'm Carmen.

- Uh... I'm Jenny...
- I know.

I thought I would invite myself
since no one bothers to anymore.

Nobody likes choosing sides.

But you do it so well.

This is Doctor de Obaldia returning his call.

I'm in session for the next 45 minutes.

We need to talk.

Isn't why I'm here ?

Please don't do that.

What am I doing, Isabel?

You know exactly what you're doing

Are you ashamed of what happened?

It was profondly wrong, I...

I could lose my licence

I would never do that.

I have a responsibilit� to you

and I abused that responsability.

I'm sorry.

I'm not

How is it wrong ?

- It's absolutly wrong.
- To act on desire.

When we are both suffocating from it?

When it harms no one...

when it's so...

fucking, excruciating.

But I have done you a great disservice.

Please

I'm asking you to sit back down

A fairy godmother comes to visit.

She tells you that she's gonna give you a penis

- Oh my god.
- You only get it for 24 hours

and then it disappears...

What do you with that penis for 24 hours ?

I would pee standing up on every bush I could find.

That's all you would do, you would just... just pee.

- You really wouldn't try to fuck a lot of girls?
- I don't need a dick to do that.

Ok, how big is my penis ?

Ok...Lean.

Ok, I see a really big cock down there.

It's long, it's not too thick, it's not too dainty.

Gross.

I, on the other hand, have a giant sausage!

I think that I probably have a really small penis.

Girl, you need to work on your self-esteem!

- Oh, we're trying, Kit.
- No, no, no, I kinda like men...

with small dicks, 'cause then they work really hard

to try to please you, you know?

Right ?

I am beginning to think
that you are definitely a lesbian.

- Carmen's certainly hoping so.
- Carmen, what?

What? Wait, there's something going on
between you and Carmen?

No, no, no, it's nothing !

Carmen is all that.

Oh, Alice, before I forget, thank you
so much for the gift certificate.

You're welcome.

- Did you use 'em, or...
- No, not yet.

I was waiting for Bette to come back
so we could have our massages together.

Where's Bette?

Uh, she went to New York.
She's back on Friday.

I thought maybe we would treat ourselves on the weekend.

She what?

She can't fucking cancel on me when
I flew all the way out here just to...

It's in the back.

Alright, what time tomorrow?

Okay, well, in the meantime, can you
get me a private tour of the Frick?

Oh, and James, can you make
sure that Helena Peabody

takes the time to read our proposal before
I walk in there tomorrow morning?

Okay, I'm gonna get off. I'm losing you.

Alright. Bye.

Linda's my real name, but I decided to go with Feef

I think it's more memorable. Don't you?

Feef, what do you do when you're
not being an extra in one of your movies?

I signed up for a Berry Gannon sitcom technique workshop.

Oh, I really wanna be a TV star!

I just did a little horror movie and
the director totally noticed me.

I mean, at least, I think it was the director.

He was wearing a baseball cap.

Do - do you have any other jobs?

I'm signed up with three different temp agencies
that cater to the entertainment business.

I just think I'm the perfect
candidate to get discovered.

I mean, just look at anyone who's on TV right now!

Most of them started out temp'ing.

I just read a whole article about it in Star.

Well, I think we'll get back to you!

I - I agree - thank you, Feef.

Um, for, um...

For coming by.

- Alright.
- Shit.

We gotta cut these short, I mean,
right, before it gets ugly.

Mm-hmm, like in one second.

We need to think of a signal.

- Um, why don't I pull my ear, like that?
- Cool. If the person's not for you,

pull your ear, and that means "outta there".

And I'll do this.

- Yeah.
- Christ.

I didn't know she was gone.
Kit says she's back on Friday.

Well, I bet you anything,

Gruber told her not to tell you.

The last thing they want is for us to have the opportunity
to walk through here and take inventory.

And hold shit, I can see why.

Well, we might as well start in here.

Tina, why don't you talk me through this,
I imagine you know what most of this is worth.

Well, I don't know exact values.

I know ballpark.

I know who's been heavily collected,

and who's been shown in major museum shows.

Jesus. You live with that?

It's Lisa Yuskavage.

She's one of Bette's favorite painters.

What's a thing like that worth?

A lot, I guess. But Bette bought it

- before she got famous.
- Ah, that doesn't matter.

We still claim it as community property.

Quite a bit of capital invested here, darlin'.

We had the palm trees flown in.

It was crazy expensive. But Bette really loves them.

So do I.

Hello, my friend.

We got that in Nepal.

We had it, uh, shipped. It took like
seven months for it to get here.

Hm, it's giving me peace.

It's giving me prosperity.

It's giving me child support!

It's a consortium of doctors. I set up
the Quickbooks system for them,

and I run their billing for them.

And is that pretty much nine to five?

More like seven to eleven. It's pretty intense,

'cause, well, uh, patients don't wanna pay their doctor's bills.

So, Ewan, if it's not too personal,

do you have a girlfriend, a boyfriend?

Well, I had a boyfriend, but, uh,
we broke up about nine months ago.

It was pretty mutual, but it
was still kind of a rough time.

Sorry.

I am starting to date again.

What kinda music do you like?

Mostly I listen to, uh, R&B and funk.

Sly Stone, Chaka Khan, Prince.

But I've got no problem wearing headphones
if you're not into it.

No, no, Prince is excellent.
Especially the Revolution.

Yeah, with Wendy and Lisa?

- Yes!
- God, I love Wendy and Lisa.

- That's his best shit, hands down.
- Fuck it, let's just show Ewan the studio.

Yeah, fuck it.

There's just one thing I wanna make sure you're
okay with, it's just not really a big deal.

Lay it on us, Ewan.

Well, I just want you to know sometimes I'm gonna be naked.

Uh, yeah. Yeah! I mean...

When you're having a shower, or like,
what, uh, getting changed.

- L.A. in the summer is a killer; everyone sleeps naked.
- Yeah. Yeah, totally.

And sometimes, like, you know, like,
hanging around the house, too.

- What do you mean?
- Well, you know, like doing day-to-day things,

like, um, dusting, gardening, reading the paper,

cooking breakfast...

Basically, I'm a nudist. It's a lifestyle thing.

But it's so natural, after a while you'll get used to it.

Do you really think that, Ewan?

Oh yeah, sure, what's the big deal
if I took my shoes off and my shirt.

That wouldn't be a big deal, right?

So, what if I, uh, take it one more step further?

- That's no big deal, right?
- Oh, my God! No, Ewan!

I recommend we set up a schedule
for bathing, cooking, cleaning.

And I think it would be really, really bonding if
once a week we each made a meal for the other two.

My specialties are string-bean tuna fish casserole,

and, uh, sloppy joe lasagna.

Hi, I'm Kit Porter.

There you are. Kit Porter.
Have you ever done TOE before, Kit?

Welcome to the "Theory of Everything."

Benjamin Bradshaw's patented technology
for achieving personal transformation.

Benjamin and TOE are gonna change your life.

- I just wanna turn a profit.
- Well, you're gonna get a lot more than you bargained for, Kit.

Come in.

Hi. I know today was rough for ya, darlin',
I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

Sushi?

No thanks.

- Mercury poisoning.
- Mm. Well, I don't buy it.

But it's fine to be cautious.

So, how you holdin' up?

I'm okay.

I'm trying not to think about it. I'm just...

- throwing myself into my work.
- Yeah ?

Whatcha working on, there?

I am writing a grant proposal.

For a project called the Campaign for Quality Education?

It's our main focus right now.

Wow. Tell me a little about it.

We are bringing K through 6 kids from
all different socio-economic situations

and putting them into a
community outreach program

to teach literacy and critical thinking skills.

Well, that sounds ambitious.

You know something, Tina?

You are an exceptional woman.

And you deserve to be fully appreciated.

And the way Bette treated you? Was bullshit.

G'night.

Thank you for everything that you've done for me.

Oh, that's what I'm here for, sweet cheeks.

There is no negative without

a positive.

This man...

says that the animal he most resembles is a ferret.

Why?

He thinks of himself as a thieving rodent.

But, my ferret friend, picture this,

picture yourself as a ferret.

Close your eyes.

Visualize.

Let me tell you about ferrets.

Ferrets are strong,

they can carry objects more than twice their size.

Did you know that ferrets are also unusually intelligent?

They're problem-solving animals.

Look at you.

What a marvelous creature you are.

What's your name, friend?

- Gavin.
- What animal do you resemble, Gavin?

Oh, that's easy, an ostrich.

Gavin thinks of himself

as cowardly,

with his head in the sand.

Did you know that male ostriches

are fast and powerful

and majestically self-sufficient?

Lady with the flashing eyes.

So skittish.

I'll bet I know what animal

you identify with.

An... alley cat?

I guess...

Not just a cat... An alley cat.

Sybaritic.

Virile.

Self-indulgent.

Irresponsible. Is that you ?

Lady alley cat?

They're hard to shoot.

- C'mon!
- I'm trying! I can't!

Go for it again!

I can't !

C'mon! Get her! Get her!

There! I got her! Yeah!

I'm sorry, uh... I didn't mean to interrupt your flow.

I am so broke.

If we don't find a third person, there is no way
I'm gonna be able to come up with half the rent.

- Me too.
- Good !

Good night.

Are you okay with that thing that
happened between Carmen and me?

- I mean, if we were to...
- Are you ?

I don't know.

I mean, we just...kissed.

She hasn't called or anything.

You could call her.

I can't do that.

Well, uh... do you want me to invite her over?

You would do that?

Are you sure that you're okay with that?

Consider it done.

G'night.

G'night, Shane.

So, the black alley

cat's name is Kit.

With all these people up in here,
I'm surprised you can remember my animal.

Kit Porter.

Kit Porter.

"To Alley Kit.

With sharp claws and flashing eyes.

Success, vision, clarity, transformation.

All in good time.

All in good time.

- How long will that be?
- That depends.

But it'll take more than one three-hour seminar.

What sort of business do you have, Kit?

Oh, it's called The Planet.

It's always been a cafe.

But I wanna turn it into a...
a performance club, you know, at night.

Oh. Let's start with the cafe. What are you serving?

- Coffee, desserts, salads...
- Okay. Here's what I want you to do.

What is the most popular dessert you have on your menu?

Definitely the pear polenta tart.

I mean, we're famous for it.

Starting tomorrow morning,

I want you to add five dollars to
the price of the pear polenta tart.

Five dollars?

People ask you why, just say, "It's worth it."

If they get angry, you just say, "It's worth it."

No matter what anybody says,

your answer is, "It's worth it."

My customers are gonna scream.

- I'm not gonna be able to sell one single tart.
- I'll guarantee you, right now.

The extra five dollars a tart will cover the cost

of the advance seminar on leading, weekend after next.

- I didn't sign up for your advance seminar.
- I'll tell you what.

Don't sign up for it until you've made the $250 extra

on the pear polenta tart.

I'll save a space for you.

Why aren't we shooting? What the fuck is going on?

Well, Alyssa hates her hair and she insulted Jamie,

and Jamie stormed off the set. And now,

Alyssa is having a total breakdown and
she won't let anyone come near her.

Where is Gordo?

He's back at the production office.

He and Alyssa had a fight yesterday,
and she banned him from the set.

The fucking actress banned the fucking
producer from his own movie set?

Find Jamie, tell him to get his ass back here and fix her hair.
I can't afford to lose another half a day.

Veronica, if you'd heard what she said...

I don't give a fuck what that little cunt said to him.

You tell her that if she's not back on that
set in ten minutes with her hair perfect,

I will fire her sorry ass

and replace it with Kate Winslet's spotless mind!

Jamie just quit.

Great.

That's fucking great. This bitch is costing
me fifty thousand dollars a minute.

I'll rip her fucking hair out. Just find
me somebody who can deal wit her!

- How're you doing?
- Really fucking shitty!

- Who is that?
- I don't know.

Oh, I think it's one of the hairdressers that
came in to help with the day players.

You're beautiful.

And you hardly need anything at all.

What are they saying?

That's just one crazy bitch.
Doesn't matter.

Who are you calling a crazy bitch?

When we get back to shooting, and
that little bitch comes back to work,

have that person come and see me.

- The hairdresser ?
- I'll be in my trailer.

John, go to two.

Alright, people, let's get back to work, let's go.

Morning, Peabody Foundation, how can I help?

It's Bette Porter for Helena Peabody.

Nice to meet you. Thank you so much for seeing me.

Remind me again, you're with...?

Uh... the California Arts Center?

Our museum has a longstanding relationship
with the Peabody Foundation.

We always funded the arts very generously.
I'm glad you benefited.

We did. Immensely. But I hope you're
not speaking in the past-tense.

You know, your mother was a great supporter of ours,
she helped to fund three to five projects a year.

- My mother's retired.
- I'm aware of that.

- That's why I'm here. Obviously.
- Obviously.

Well, I'm sure you've received our proposal.

I know it arrived...

To be honest, I haven't gotten
around to the arts projects.

You haven't read it?

I've been focusing on the social justice programs.

Look at this, Bette.

There's a group, in Boston, wants to
convert an old residential hotel

into a shelter for homeless women and children.

These women are working two, three jobs, breaking their backs, trying to support their children

who they hardly ever get to see because
they're working so hard to feed and clothe them.

It's fucking heartbreaking.

Helena, I hope you're going to continue to support
the arts as generously as your mother did.

I don't think so.

Helena, the arts are the vitality of Los Angeles.

We are setting the cultural agenda for the rest of the country.

The federal government has completely abdicated!

We depend on private support,
and the Peabody Foundation

is like a beacon.

Helena, civilizations wither and die without the arts.

Very dramatic.

I'm not ruling out the arts, Bette.

I'm just saying the foundation is
looking at different priorities.

Well, once you read our proposal, you'll see
one of the projects, "Our Clothes, Our City",

is by seven young women, asylum-seekers
from Rwanda, Kenya and Kosovo.

What they're doing is exploring the...

Oh, my god, I missed you!

What did you do yesterday, and the day before ?

And tell me, what have you
been up to all this time?

Huh? What have you been doing?
C'mere. C'mere, you.

You know, it sounds like a worthy project,

but just imagine how many children I could
feed with that thirty-five thousand dollars.

I didn't know you had children.

This is Wilson, and this is Jun Ying.

And I haven't seen them for
two whole days. Have I?

My partner and I are trying to start a family.

You're outgrowing everything, we're going
to have to take you on a shopping trip.

- Let's go shopping.
- Go shopping?

I recommend it. Children complete your life.

Now tell me about your horse back
rating leason, it was fun ?

My pony's name was Moonwalker. And I trotted him!

- You trotted him!
- I had a horse, too!

You did ? That's fantastic!

Bette, I know you're anxious to hear from us.

Rest assured I will read your proposal and
give it a fast and fair hearing.

Now, who wants

to stop at the Enchanted Forest on the way home, hey?

Because I saw the biggest stuffed giraffe in the window

and I think it told me that it wanted
to come and live with us.

Rap by nine, it'll be a fucking miracle.

See ya then.

So, your lunch is set for twelve thirty at A.O.C.

Dailies are at three today,

or I can just download them for you from the V.P.O.

And Shane McCutcheon is here.

- Who?
- Uh, the hairdresser.

Who sent the basket?

- The card is attached.
- Yeah. I don't like to read if I don't have to.

It's from Warner's Publicity.

Get it out of here. Those fucking ass-licks.
I have enough fucking peanut

butter to feed all the monkeys in China.

Do you make a habit of referring
to your employer as a crazy bitch?

Ah, shit, um...

- I guess I fucked up.
- I guess you didn't know who I was.

No, I didn't.

How could that be? Really.
Are you illiterate?

Are you from Mars? Have you not read
a newspaper in the last seven years?

I'm done for the day.

- So I'm gonna go.
- What are you dressed like?

Are you the poster child for the
under-nourished and gender-confused?

Yeah. If you say so.

- What ?
- Let me give you a little piece of advice.

The studio head is much more vital
to your continued employment

than the moronic actress who's starring in my movie.

Look, I was trying to calm her down.

I'm sorry if it offended you.

I wasn't offended. That was fucking impressive.

And frankly, unprecedented.

How's that?

Alyssa Nero is notorious for holding up production for hours on end.

You were able to calm her down in five minutes.

Really wasn't that hard.

- You went on instinct, right?
- Yeah, I guess I did.

Have you ever thought about doing it for a living?

- I don't know what you mean, I do hair.
- You know how to talk to people.

It's a very rare and special skill.

I am always interested in people with special skills.

- Thanks. But like I said...
- You'd be my new assistant.

You'd come with me on meetings, maybe twice, three times a week,

if I thought your special skill could come in handy.

I still don't know what you want me to do.

Don't worry.

I'll tell you.

Do you know how many people in this town

would pierce their left nipple to get this job?

Hi, it's Bette Porter for Helena Peabody,

we met this morning and I wa...

Well, I would prefer to speak to her directly.

Well, why don't you let me know when she is available?

Fine, I will call her then.

Yeah, I've been with the company for about four years.

They treat me well, so I don't see myself going anywhere.

Good.

Would you be happy, in the studio, back there? Because Shane,

my roommate, said that she would be willing
to sleep in the main house.

Oh! I don't even mind the extra bit of little privacy.

Sorry.

Um... Shane, this is Sally.

- Hey, Sally.
- Hi.

And Sally said that she would be willing to sleep in the studio.

Excellent. I'm sorry I'm late. So, um...

You're into the studio. Does that mean you
discussed the kitchen and bathroom situation?

- Um, yes, I have.
- And what about rent?

Uh - I - I did need to ask a question.

Uh - you two aren't... um...

- No, we're friends.
- We're roommates.

- Just friends.
- Yeah.

Is there a problem?

My church... we have a group called Exodus Ministry and...

- Exodus Ministry.
- We can help get you out of the homosexual lifestyle.

Jesus loves us all.

He hates the sin, but he loves the sinner.

Thanks for coming by, Sally.

- Bye, Sally
- It's that way.

I'll show it to you.

Wait! I'm gonna talk to her.

Afternoon, ladies.

I'm Mark. I, uh, I called earlier.
Who did I talk to on the phone?

That would be, uh, me.

Jenny. That's your name, right?

- Hi, Mark.
- Nice to meet you

- Wow. Amazing eyes.
- Thank you.

- I'm Mark.
- Yeah. You, uh, you said that. I'm Shane.

Do you mind, please?

Sorry. I know this thing is intrusive, but

it's sorta

my life's work.

I'm chronicling, bear with me, guys

Check this. Two dark-haired beauties with blue eyes.

What are the odds of that.

So is that, like, how you guys decided to be roommates?

I'm sorry, Mark. What is it that you're looking for?

That... is an excellent question.

- How do you mean, spiritually? Philosophically?
- No, as in a place to live.

I can answer that question. Um...

Would you mind?

Just holding the camera while I...

Mark, uh...

Sorry.

Mark Wayland here, talking to Jenny and Shane,

answering the question, "What are you looking for

in a place to live?" And hoping that

my completely obnoxious, in-your-face video camera entrance

doesn't totally prejudice them against
considering me as their roommate.

- Direct to videos, huh?
- Yup.

What do you do on these videos?

I write 'em, I shoot 'em, and I cut 'em.

When I first took the gig I thought, uh, it'd only be part
time so I'd get my shit together, go back to film school,

but...

didn't really work out.

What are some of the titles of the videos that you've made, Mark?

"Bareknuckle Backyard Wrestling", "Bloody Bar Brawls",
"Ass-Kicking Sisters",

and my first was called "World's Craziest Bachelor Parties".

It was a pretty big seller, but not as big as, uh,

"Wild-Ass Catholic School Girls".

Did you catch that one?

That's twisted, Mark.

Um... you know, Jenny and I will get back to you.

Look.

I'm guessing both of you know what it's like
to try to figure out how to be an artist.

Is that the studio?

Because that is amazing.

I could bring in my equipment and post
all my shows right out of there.

Look, I don't wanna do this. I wanna make
documentaries, that's all I've ever wanted to do.

- There's not a lot of call for that, is there?
- No. But, I mean,

a truly great documentary film, there's...it's not, it's...

Have you ever seen this movie called "Grey Gardens"?

Oh my god. That's, um, what is it.

It's about that's those two, uh, the two insane women,

they're like the mother and the daughter, right?

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, that's probably the most crazy

- Best documentary ever. .
- unbelievable, best documentary ever I've ever seen

Yeah. You must see this movie.

That is my inspiration.

Imagine what that would be like
to make something like that?

That, that truly moved people. I...

Do you really wanna move people?

Yes. I really wanna move people.

That's understandable.

Please don't judge me by what I do to get by.

I mean...

I know it's weird.

But my direct-to-video gig pays.

I can give you first, last, security, and six months rent up front, in cash.

- Thank you!
- You're welcome.

Um, is my face on sideways?

No, your face looks perfect.

You know, my company rented this place out last year for clients.

It's amazing to just... take over the whole place.

- Um, what do you do, Chris?
- I'm a business manager.

We deal with mostly entertainment industry clients, so...

C'mon. Let's go on the ferris wheel again. This time we'll really spin it!

Um, I - I was actually gonna use the restroom but
I'll meet you guys by the ferris wheel.

Okay. I'll be back.

Sure, I'm game.

Uh, you know, I'm gonna stay here, actually,
I'm gonna take a break, too, and

I'm gonna keep Alice company.

- Okay.
- Have fun!

Alice. Alice, wait!

- Alice! Alice, wait up!
- What?

Your girlfriend's the one who hooked me up with him!

'Oh, you'd really love my friend Chris'.

I mean, you could have told me it was a guy.

Would it have made a difference?
So I guess girls don't bring out the

'Hey, what do you do for a living?

How do I look? Do you think I'm pretty?'

I didn't say that.

I don't get it! What do you want from me ?
What do you want ?

I have great respect for her conviction.

I just think that it would be a tragic
mistake at this moment in time...

Helena is very capable.

I doubt she'll be making any tragic mistakes.

I'm not questioning her ability, Peggy.

But it's your legacy to the arts, it's
the collection you've labored over.

Do you want to know what I think about legacies?

Nikolas, darling.

What is my legacy going to be?

A sandy, white beach.

And a cottage in the Grenadines.

Several pitchers of chilled mojitos.

And twenty-four glorious orgasms in
twenty-four glorious hours.

I got the gist of it.

He doesn't speak a word of English.

So I gathered.

I'm lucky I found Vesna. She's a brilliant translator,

and not too shy to come into the bedroom with us, mind you.

He says the most divine things to me in the bedroom.

- How nice for you.
- And lucky me. I get to experience them twice:

once viscerally,

and once... linguistically.

Vesna is even coming with us to the Grenadines,
aren't you my little squirrel?

Peggy, before you go...to the Grenadines,

would you be willing to speak to Helena on our behalf?

I just truly believe that the C.A.C. will suffer

without our annual Peabody Foundation grant.

Has Helena turned you down?
Has she actually made a decision yet?

- No, not yet, but I'm just concerned
- Have faith, then.

Look at me.

If this doesn't give you faith...

Helena Peabody please? It's Bette Porter calling back.

Well, you said she would be free...

Yes, I would like to leave a message. Can you please just tell
her that I wanted to invite her for drinks this evening?

We didn't really get to finish our...

Alright, thanks.

No, it's a guest house right in the back, but
there is no bathroom or kitchen or anything,

so we share all that.

This is it.

Home sweet home.

Well?

This is it?

Dude.

Shut up.

Alright, come on, help me get some shit out of the car.

Alright then.

I'll have an Absolut martini.

Do you wanna dance?

Hi, everyone!

How's it goin'?

How was the, um... how was the blind date?

- Fucking Tonya set me up with a guy.
- Oh-ho, shit.

- Was he cute?
- Yeah, he was totally cute.

I don't know, I actually kinda liked him,

believe it or not. I don't know.

Um, beer, anyone?

You have the complete Brigitte Bardot collection?

This is excellent.

That's... that's Jenny's.

I love Brigitte Bardot.

Me too.

Come in.

I, um, I just wanted to say thank you
for the beautiful orchids.

Oh, god, no, no. Thank you.

You know, my ex was an orchid collector,

and I know a fine orchid when I see one, so thank you.

I just, uh...

I wanted you to know how much I appreciate

everything that you've done for me.

This has been, uh, one of the hardest times...

Joyce...

you've been so generous.

- I just think the world... of...
- C'mon

Give us a hug.

Thank you. You're amazing. Really.

- I'm sorry, I - I can't.
- Of course you can.

Come on, just relax. Just relax.

Look. Don't worry.

I'll be careful.

I've made love to a pregnant woman before.

No ! Jesus. No!

Liz Van Assum and Gabby Devaux

are like totally dressed in SM leather.

And Gabby? She has a huge chain from her crotch,

that goes through her legs and
is padlocked to Liz's crotch.

Gabby Devaux's a freak.

I think Gabby freaked Alice pretty bad.

Yeah. I don't touch that shit anymore.
I'm through with mind fucks.

I think that, um... that I'm gonna be going now.

So. I'll see ya later.

Man! You so fucking scored.

C'mere and help me wire these amps, man.

- Sure.
- Gomey !

Stop staring.

Maybe they can help us with the amps.

Bette said that we could swim here
whenever we wanted. So...

Let's fucking do it.

This is a nice hotel.

It'll do.

This is my buddy Gomey.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Whew. That pool looks so fine, Jenny.
Would it be cool if we joined you?

Um... you should probably ask them.

Hey Mark, come join us!

Can I... ask you a question?

Smoke?

There wasn't the question.

What ?

Those girls...

They're all gay, right?

Yeah. They pretty much are.

- What about you?
- What about me?

Are you gay?

No. I don't know. What do you think?

If I saw you at a bar, I would assume you are straight.

- That doesn't really mean anything.
- No, it doesn't.

- Never know these days, do you?
- No, you don't. Except.

You knew they were. Right?

That's true.

So what do you think it is?

I don't know. I'd say it has something
to do with their attitude.

It's not that they're masculine, or anything, 'cause actually

some of them are pretty feminine. You know?

It's...

they have these... haircuts.

These very cool haircuts...

don't get me wrong - it's not - more...
it's obviously more than a haircut.

But it's - no, it's true.

It's this...

something that they exude that's...

I'm gonna try and put my finger on it.

Good.

Tell me when you do, Mark.

I will.

I'll tell you when I do.

- Don't look.
- Sorry.

That's naughty. .

G'night

G'night

What are you doing still awake?

Will you cut my hair?

What kinda haircut do you want?

Short.

Do you want me to do it right now ?

Yeah, I do. If you're not too tired.

I'm not too tired.

Are you sure?

I just feel like I... need to change.

Allright

- Let's do it.
- Yeah.

Merci � Steph de www.thelwordsite.tk
pour la transcription.

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